#Soylent | Logs for 2014-06-14

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[00:01:00] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, you're awesome, and I love you
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[00:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's bound to break something somewhere i haven't found but we can find that later and fix the shit out of it.
[00:04:39] <Blackmoore> TheMightyBuzzard++
[00:04:39] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 11
[00:04:49] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, its tradition to blow up the site someway on every major upgrade
[00:05:01] <Blackmoore> explosions++
[00:05:01] <Bender> karma - explosions: 1
[00:05:26] * Bytram begins work on secret UTF-8 test sequences =)
[00:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine tradition that. i'm rooting for it to break slashd
[00:06:05] <Bytram> I'm voting for some weird kind of script injection
[00:06:10] <NCommander> torwiki4wrlpz32o.onion 3
[00:06:14] <NCommander> SOmeone put us on tor wiki
[00:06:25] <NCommander> What's amusing is it shows up as a referal as the logs
[00:14:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[00:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... have some extra encoding going on from open_backend.pl but that's easy to fix. otherwise slashd looks to be okay.
[00:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe the mail digests will blow up
[00:25:40] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Have you tried journal stories or comments?
[00:25:52] <Bytram> Also, might to take a look at poll questions and responses. =)
[00:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, comments were working yesterday
[00:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> poll questions legit concern but responses are just comments.
[00:26:24] <Bytram> wasn't sure if story comments and journal comments were the same or different beasts.
[00:26:40] <Bytram> so, a comment is a comment is a comment, no matter where it appears?
[00:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be. if it's not someone designed it wrong.
[00:27:34] <Bytram> or, more likely, fixed something wrong. :/
[00:29:35] <Bytram> NCommander: pm?
[00:29:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, comments are comments
[00:30:15] <Bytram> glad to hear THAT!
[00:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine currently don't work but that's because my db isn't up to speed with the code.
[00:30:58] * Bytram offers TheMightyBuzzard a turbocharger from an old Chrysler
[00:31:48] <NCommander> Bytram, sure
[00:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> journals peachy too
[00:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> will check polls later. right now ima go let someone else cook me a free dinner even they got no clue what kind of miracle i pulled out of my ass.
[00:35:03] <Bytram> !woop
[00:35:03] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[00:35:14] * Bytram goes to kill firefox which is now eating up 100% of my CPU
[00:35:49] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as TheMightyBuzzard|Foodz
[00:41:08] <Blackmoore> Bytram: what the hell is going on with FF. my CPU usage did the same.
[00:41:44] <Bytram> really? I'm running ff 24.6.0 LTS
[00:41:47] <Bytram> you
[00:42:17] <Bytram> Blackmoore: what version are you running?
[00:43:59] <Bytram> afk brb
[00:48:41] <Bytram> Blackmoore: Hello? I'm curious what version of FireFox you are running.
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[00:49:47] * NCommander keeps writing
[00:49:48] <NCommander> Ugh
[00:50:01] <DrMag> Hey all; on my way home from work I got a call from my mother, who's struggling with a virus-ridden windows laptop.
[00:50:10] <NCommander> DrMag, kill it with fire?
[00:50:18] <DrMag> It's been a while since I've looked around; is there a recommended AV program (preferrably free) right now?
[00:50:22] <Bytram> what version of windows?
[00:50:26] <DrMag> Windows 7
[00:50:45] <NCommander> DrMag, I've liked AVG Free personally, but if its that bad, I recommend torch and burn, then install AVG first
[00:50:51] <Bytram> I've used AVG Free... it can be a system hog when updating, but seems to do the job.
[00:50:57] <DrMag> NCommander: that's my thought. I'm thinking AV to get rid of what we can, back up what files she wants to keep, then nuke and rebuild the hard drive.
[00:51:22] <NCommander> DrMag, serious question, what does she use it for? Something Linux-based might be simpler and less virus prone
[00:51:34] <Bytram> ^^^
[00:51:39] <NCommander> Alternatively, install Windows and lock it down as much as possible
[00:51:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DigitalGlobe Cleared to Sell Sharper Satellite Images - http://sylnt.us - can-you-see-me-yet?
[00:51:46] <DrMag> Mostly browsing the web, but she does a lot with photoshop and some music software,
[00:51:53] <DrMag> so linux probably isn't the best choice at the moment.
[00:51:58] <Bytram> alternatively, install linux and run windows in a VM
[00:52:26] <chromas> combofix is nifty
[00:52:36] <DrMag> Like the idea, but I'm betting she doesn't have a Windows installation disk, and will just have the factory install backup somewhere on a hidden partition.
[00:52:44] <Bytram> combofix -- I've not tried it but heard good things about it.
[00:53:09] <chromas> and norton
[00:53:14] * chromas lools
[00:53:17] <arti> norton o.o
[00:53:18] <Bytram> DrMag: Might be possible to do the reinstall and then do a p2v (physical to vritual) conversion afterwards
[00:53:23] <arti> perhaps 2 decades ago
[00:53:33] <Bytram> *perhaps*
[00:53:49] <arti> norton utilities in the houuuuuuse
[00:54:03] <chromas> Ncommander
[00:54:05] <Bytram> Took me forever to get all of its grubby little fingers out of my system
[00:54:12] <chromas> s/N/Norton /
[00:54:12] <SedBot> <chromas> Norton commander
[00:54:36] <Bytram> !uid
[00:54:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4450, owned by Jon_S
[00:54:45] <arti> Jon Snow
[00:54:56] <Bytram> ??
[00:55:18] <DrMag> I really wonder where she goes that picks up all these things?
[00:55:40] <Bytram> DrMag: Maybe its not just where, but how? what browser does she use?
[00:55:59] <DrMag> Bytram: pretty sure we have her using Chrome now; brother works for Google.
[00:56:36] <Bytram> Sry, have no experience with that one. I prefer FireFox and have it loaded up with addons...
[00:58:20] <Bytram> Adblockplus, Ghostery, self-destructing cookies, better privacy, DoNotTrackMe, flashblock, NoScript, and RefControl.
[00:58:48] * Bytram adjusts his shiny foil hat, just to be safe =)
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[00:59:59] <Bytram> afk back in a few minutes
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[01:05:00] <Blackmoore> sorry at work
[01:05:32] <Blackmoore> Bytram: 29.0.1
[01:05:43] <Blackmoore> and it just did some kind of update
[01:05:46] <Bytram> no worries.
[01:05:59] <Bytram> hmm, I think it ma just be a coincidence
[01:06:07] <Blackmoore> could be.
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[01:06:25] <Bytram> I'd been doing some strange UTF-8 stuff, debugging, and loading/dropping lots of pages/tabs.
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[01:08:47] <Alberto> Hello, anyone here used ipv6?
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[01:10:28] <Ethanol-fueled> WINO MODE = ACTIVATE
[01:11:12] <arti> noice
[01:11:52] <Ethanol-fueled> got an 8th of sour diesel.
[01:11:57] <Ethanol-fueled> a shitload of booze.
[01:12:04] <Ethanol-fueled> ANd nothing to do until tomorrow.
[01:12:13] <arti> sounds like a nice start to the weekend
[01:12:37] <arti> i'm waiting for a buddy to get off work and we're going to hit some trails
[01:12:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd like to say it's because I'm a loser, but the truth is that the day-job is so goddamn exhausting.
[01:13:01] <Ethanol-fueled> nice, arti. Too bad the only trails in OC are concreteBWAhahahahHAWWWW
[01:13:14] <arti> right
[01:13:22] <Bytram> Alberto: Can't say that I've used any IPv6 stuff, but I'm sure there must be someone around!
[01:13:34] <arti> plenty of non paved areas
[01:13:52] <Alberto> sup arti!
[01:14:01] <arti> soup alberto
[01:14:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I know, just talking shit.
[01:14:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I love ALberto's!
[01:14:16] <arti> it's not bad for greasy food
[01:14:22] <Ethanol-fueled> the patron saint of hung-over hunger
[01:14:23] * arti tries to not bring any of it in his car
[01:14:57] <Ethanol-fueled> haha arti, I've dated plenty of fat girls who liked to leave their old mconald's bags all over the car
[01:17:39] <arti> i really don't like people who shit up their cars with garbage
[01:17:56] <arti> nothing like assuming the fetal position trying to get into the front seat
[01:18:16] <Ethanol-fueled> arti -- about those who do -- that's what the insides of THEIR MINDS look like, MAN!
[01:18:32] <arti> i have some clutter around my desk
[01:18:46] <Ethanol-fueled> desk clutter means you're busy.
[01:18:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Or at least appears that way.
[01:19:01] <arti> if you walk around, just carry a piece of paper
[01:19:16] * Ethanol-fueled has the luxury of an 8-foot double-shelved ESD workstation with dual monitors
[01:19:26] <chromas> It's not a piece of paper, it's a Document
[01:19:34] <arti> hahaha
[01:19:39] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[01:21:04] <Ethanol-fueled> doing big, important things with the document.
[01:21:37] * Ethanol-fueled just underwent culture reassignment propaganda at work
[01:23:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh, was it cultural re-education day today? My boss must have missed the memo.
[01:23:24] <arti> so they're addressing work cliques?
[01:24:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> they're probably addressing work clicks - telling Ethanol-fueled not to go on Facebook and suchlike...
[01:25:35] <Ethanol-fueled> It was actually pretty amusing. They pack everybody into the conference room in the hotel next door, and two infomercial-like consultants asked everybody to talk shit about their managers.
[01:25:56] <Blackmoore> Oh- that must have been good.
[01:26:00] <Ethanol-fueled> And rate aspects of the company using letter-grades. Mostly C's, D's and F's...with the president present.
[01:26:14] <Ethanol-fueled> then the consultants posted them all over the walls.
[01:26:30] <Ethanol-fueled> "we're overworked and understaffed!"
[01:26:32] <Blackmoore> and then you "expect" it to be anynomus and not get back to the managers..
[01:26:45] <Ethanol-fueled> "mission-statements are BULLSHIT! Nobody cares about those!"
[01:27:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Blackmoore - this is an industry strongly dependent on niche and tribal knowledge.
[01:27:37] <Ethanol-fueled> You can't do a mass-layoff wtihout fucking the company more than its worth.
[01:27:50] <Blackmoore> most companies are tribal.
[01:27:57] <Blackmoore> they dont want to admit that
[01:28:43] <Blackmoore> only an outsider will think they can fuck over (pick a department) and still get max profits.
[01:29:49] <Ethanol-fueled> The story is that the company (NOT GOOGLE), literally started in a garage by two guys, grew to become the market leader...then the big evil corporation bought them out.
[01:30:28] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a lot of fun to witness.
[01:31:01] <Bytram> did they get "bought out" or did they "sell oout"?
[01:31:13] <Bytram> s/oo/o/
[01:31:13] <SedBot> <Bytram> did they get "bought out" or did they "sell out"?
[01:31:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram - that depends on your point of view.
[01:31:37] <Bytram> lol
[01:31:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Needless to say, there is a monkey-wrench which makes this even more interesting...
[01:32:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Before the buyout, a lot of those engineers including one of the founder had some very good ideas they decided to hold onto...
[01:33:06] <Ethanol-fueled> So they sold out, but held on to their good ideas, they all waited until their noncompete (I believe legal because it was a buyout) agreement expired, then started up a rival right down the street.
[01:33:37] <Bytram> interesting
[01:33:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Lawsuit time.
[01:34:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Rumor has it that the company IS trying to get rid of all the remaining old blood, but won't in case they lose the lawsuit (which means that there will be a willing employer right down the street if the current company gives 'em the axe).
[01:34:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Thus giving the competitor an edge, with all that experience.
[01:36:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not trying to monopolize the conversation or anything, just blabbin' cuz bored. Feel free to change the subject.
[01:36:40] <Bytram> nah; tiz interesting.
[01:36:50] <Bytram> so which co are you with?
[01:36:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Won't say.
[01:37:01] <Bytram> =)
[01:37:26] <Ethanol-fueled> It's not a Boeing or Lockheed Martin, or BAE, but it's an instantly recognizable electronics conglomerate.
[01:37:45] <Ethanol-fueled> (actually, that small but crazy-ass company they bought out)
[01:38:06] <Bytram> I knew it! Radio Shack!
[01:38:32] <Bytram> =)
[01:38:59] <Bytram> well, got a couple things to take care of; will be off-line for a bit. might make it back later.
[01:39:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Here's another interesting story...the company's gadget was at the time the only gadget in the market with a long range, so our corrupt congressman buddy Randy "Duke" Cunningham wrote into legislation a specific rule that data MUST be collected when allowing contracts to certain other companies...
[01:39:15] <Bytram> hmm?
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[01:39:19] <Ethanol-fueled> ...which meant, if those companies wanted the contracts, they HAD to use OUR stuff for data collection.
[01:40:03] <Bytram> nice if you can get it, I suppose.
[01:40:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Now times have changed, a couple of our patents have expired and the competition can now legally get a piece of the action. But for awhile, lucrative industries HAD to buy our shit to get cerain contracts.
[01:40:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, it was more of a matter of people "Duke" knew, he was a local.
[01:41:16] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[01:41:16] <monopoly> Title: Duke Cunningham - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[01:41:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks, Duke!
[01:42:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Duke eventually went to prison, in case none of you all bothered to read the article :)
[01:42:26] <arti> Cuntingham
[01:43:25] <Bytram> surprise, surprise, surprise: http://www.forbes.com
[01:43:26] <monopoly> Title: Facebook Will Use Your Browsing and Apps History For Ads (Despite Saying It Wouldn't 3 Years Ago) - Forbes
[01:44:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram - that's because they said it years ago, not now.
[01:44:55] <crutchy> Honeywell
[01:45:02] <arti> hey crutchy
[01:45:10] <crutchy> hey arti
[01:45:24] <Ethanol-fueled> no crutchy, and that's the last hint I'll give. I won't confirm or deny any further guesses.
[01:45:31] <crutchy> lol
[01:45:34] <crutchy> aww
[01:45:35] <arti> guesses/gasses
[01:45:38] <crutchy> bendix-king?
[01:45:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Uh..yeah, bendix-king. Shit, you got me.
[01:45:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I just like the name. It's vaguely sexual.
[01:46:04] * crutchy only knows avionics companies :-P
[01:46:40] * Ethanol-fueled sticks his pitot-static probe into crutchy's augmenter
[01:46:58] <crutchy> ah shit b-k is just honeywell now anyway
[01:47:07] <crutchy> it fell into the honeywell
[01:47:26] <Blackmoore> ew. we'll never get that out of there
[01:47:33] <Ethanol-fueled> honeywell actually did the maintenence contracts for the ATE I used in the AIr Force.
[01:47:56] <Ethanol-fueled> we called their techs "elephants" because of the grey shirts they wore.
[01:48:19] <Ethanol-fueled> (or was that Raytheon? Fuck.)
[01:48:57] <crutchy> raytheon would have done the rocket launchers on the sides
[01:49:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, yeah, those baby-killers
[01:49:39] <crutchy> oooh ooh i know... what's the one with the big fingernail in the logo?
[01:50:02] <Ethanol-fueled> yes, that's the one.
[01:50:10] <Ethanol-fueled> it's full of transvestites, too.
[01:50:40] <crutchy> thales
[01:51:21] <crutchy> aww they don't have the fingernaiil
[01:51:26] <Ethanol-fueled> No, the one with the fingernail, with the transvestites.
[01:52:06] <crutchy> trans-fingernail inc
[01:52:21] <arti> i thought they preferred to be called something else
[01:52:36] <arti> shapeshifters or something
[01:52:51] <crutchy> wtf thought of fannie-mae and freddie-mac?
[01:53:09] <arti> freddie-mac-n-cheese
[01:53:20] <crutchy> i think just about every other country on earth laughs at those two names together
[01:53:46] <arti> very mature
[01:54:02] <Ethanol-fueled> freddie mac sounds like a rapper
[01:54:11] <arti> you should choose it as your handle
[01:54:24] <Ethanol-fueled> fannie mae sounds like the local farm girl with a reputation for hiking up her skirt
[01:54:30] <arti> or whats the nomenclature
[01:54:38] <Ethanol-fueled> fannie mae also dabbled in horses and donkeys
[01:54:51] <Ethanol-fueled> hence her preference for taking it in the backside.
[01:54:52] <arti> you haven't really lived untnil you've seen that
[01:55:12] <Blackmoore> ... ah the donkey show..
[01:55:39] <Ethanol-fueled> blackmoore - lots of idle time on the farm, with plenty of willing animals.
[01:57:28] <Blackmoore> or you're poor as shit, and need to put on a floor show.
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[01:57:48] <Blackmoore> it never suprises me what people do for $$
[01:58:13] <Blackmoore> or simply because of boredom
[01:58:13] <crutchy> it might surprise all of us what japanese do for a yen
[01:59:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Japs are the superior race
[02:00:10] <Ethanol-fueled> and Germans
[02:03:00] <Blackmoore> :P being of german decent I find that amusing.
[02:03:05] <NCommander> I think I have a rough draft worked out
[02:03:20] <Ethanol-fueled> for what, Ncommander?
[02:03:34] <Blackmoore> have a good weekend folks. I'm getting out of here
[02:03:44] <Ethanol-fueled> later blackmoore
[02:03:57] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, we're revising the incorporation plan due to the difficulties in NFP incorporation, I have a post set to go on Monday about it
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[02:04:20] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, the short version is we're not immediately incorporating as a NFP, but we're also not incorporating as a traditional for-profit either
[02:04:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Why is that?
[02:05:10] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, too many unknown knows. We already are looking at spending close to $10k in legal fees, incorporation, and CPA, and we suspect it will run much much higher
[02:05:59] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, I've got another novel ready to go about it, just need editing and stuff
[02:06:01] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck that.
[02:06:16] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, which part?
[02:06:21] <Ethanol-fueled> the monies part.
[02:06:32] <NCommander> Yeah, which is why we're changing it
[02:06:40] <NCommander> Here's a small preview, the last paragraph from the draft
[02:06:48] <Bytram> hi! just got back
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[02:06:58] <NCommander> The eventual end result will be an independent SoylentNews which is able to operate freely as an independent entity with manifest destiny, which will be owned by a non-for-profit will protect the ownership of the site, and fighting for the rights and protections that we all believe in. We live in an era where civil rights are constantly being eroded, and I hope to build SN into a shining example of what journalism and press should
[02:06:58] <NCommander> be, with its non-for-profit owner fighting to protect our rights, to increase public education, and help restore integrity to the journalist field.
[02:06:59] <Ethanol-fueled> can you call yourself a "homeless shelter" or "orphanage" and get a stipend per user?
[02:07:16] * NCommander might be a bit hammy in his writing, but thats what I want us to become
[02:07:35] <NCommander> Bytram, see the draft post in the hopper on the site
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[02:07:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, Ncommander, you're laying it on pretty thick there.
[02:07:42] <Bytram> NCommander: will take a look.
[02:07:55] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, that's usualyl how things come out when I write them, after I sleep I revise it
[02:08:30] <Ethanol-fueled> ncommander - no worries. If you get too much shit for it you can say, "But it was meant ironically" and all will be forgiven.
[02:09:03] <NCommander> I need to move to a new location, be back in 20]
[02:09:18] <Ethanol-fueled> no prob, bro!
[02:13:36] <crutchy> imho all this legal shit seems a bit over the top. as long as the site has tou,privacy policy,copyright statement and disclaimer should be enough. the less money involved the better (since legal troolls only go after those with money)
[02:14:51] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, critchy.
[02:14:54] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy.
[02:15:02] <crutchy> nothing is sacred... even a not-for-profit can be corrupted
[02:15:21] <crutchy> just look at the church
[02:15:48] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - I head from a nonprofit operator that a single person could skim 30% right off the top if they wanted to. Legally.
[02:16:05] <NCommander> Ok, I'm back
[02:16:07] * NCommander relocated to South Station for the moment
[02:16:14] <crutchy> i like the linux approach... organic growth
[02:16:24] <Landon> if anyone is interested in seeing Indie Game: The Movie, it's being streamed with commentary at http://twitch.tv
[02:16:25] <monopoly> Title: Twitch
[02:16:26] <crutchy> with some guidance
[02:16:41] <NCommander> crutchy, that's mostly what we have. We've had shockly little traffic from inbound referrals
[02:16:42] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - in the case of, say, a nonprofit that raises money or others.
[02:17:08] <Ethanol-fueled> for others^
[02:17:21] <crutchy> the more money is involved, the more things like vested interest take hold and seed all sorts of bullshit
[02:17:54] <Ethanol-fueled> ncommander - what does "inbound referrals" mean to an idiot? Does that mean that people who visit go directly and not though links on other sites?
[02:18:19] <NCommander> crutchy, almost all our traffic is from people punching in soylentnews.org into their browser, with very few links to our site
[02:18:29] <crutchy> might bee the number of aliens stop by on their way to the invasion staging area
[02:18:44] <Ethanol-fueled> and links are where the money's at. Bwahahaha
[02:18:59] <crutchy> organic_growth++
[02:18:59] <Bender> karma - organic_growth: 1
[02:19:19] <crutchy> linux didn't have huge number of inbound referrals in 1991 either
[02:19:43] <Ethanol-fueled> time for a viral marketing campaign. "hey, racists from Stormfront! Want a place to talk about science and technology? www.soylentnews.org"
[02:19:43] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews: Live Free Or Die!
[02:19:59] <crutchy> if SN is true to its vision, people will come
[02:20:10] <arti> oh they'll come
[02:20:16] <arti> speaking of which, i've got some ideas for ads
[02:20:32] <crutchy> the more people try to corrrupt it by "attracting" referrals, the less true to its vision it will become
[02:20:44] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy and arti - we need to STEAL more Slashdot users.
[02:20:45] <paulej72> arti: 1+1 =2
[02:20:59] <arti> you're just mad because i'm trying to get you to click my Like buttons crutchy
[02:21:03] <arti> paulej72: 2+2=5
[02:21:13] <crutchy> linux has succeeded by engineering a cool OS, not because a lot of people knew about it
[02:21:16] <paulej72> now that is a good ad
[02:21:17] <crutchy> lol
[02:21:19] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: steal them?
[02:21:23] <arti> how much would you pay to do it?
[02:21:27] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll go into Slashdot under deep cover and win peoples' trust, then gradually coax them into visiting soylent news.
[02:21:28] <arti> he's how we can do it
[02:21:33] <arti> we buy an ad on slashdot
[02:21:39] <arti> use driveby download shit to redirect
[02:21:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll do it for free OUT OF SEETHING VENGEANCE
[02:21:41] <crutchy> hack the slashdot dns and redirect to SN
[02:21:44] <arti> boom, they're at our site
[02:21:53] <paulej72> we just need to hijack ./ dns and point it to SN
[02:21:59] <arti> that would be a gibson level hack
[02:22:27] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: well, i'm all about the cause until i have to do something personally
[02:22:45] <arti> speaking of which, want to come over and play assemble some furniture?
[02:22:59] <paulej72> lets email their rgistrar an have them change the owner.
[02:23:04] <crutchy> just hack into shields-up and then break into schneier.com and go through NSA... they'll never be able to trace
[02:23:05] <arti> hahahaha
[02:23:09] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: is that where I get to bend you over like a file cabinet?
[02:23:18] <arti> sure dude, feels good
[02:23:24] <crutchy> you can bend filing cabinets?
[02:23:34] <arti> crutchy: depends how many caps you've had
[02:23:35] <crutchy> wow that would be a cool trick
[02:23:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I can bend somebody in a right angle.
[02:23:54] <arti> My, you're looking acute today
[02:23:59] <paulej72> Bender can
[02:24:31] <paulej72> I figured it out Ethanol-fueled is Bender
[02:24:44] <crutchy> my coffee mug has a hole in it :-(
[02:25:01] <paulej72> crutchy: it is susposed to
[02:25:18] <paulej72> now if it has more than one then you have and issue
[02:25:26] <arti> crutchy, how else would you pour it into the glass?
[02:25:39] <crutchy> by mathematical assignment
[02:25:40] <arti> i have holes in my underwear too :D
[02:25:57] <crutchy> coffee_mug=full
[02:25:58] <arti> crutchy, you'd be fun to let loose in the matrix
[02:26:14] <Ethanol-fueled> People still wear underwear?
[02:26:26] <Ethanol-fueled> why would they do that?
[02:26:28] <crutchy> i wear mine over my trousers
[02:26:36] <arti> yeah, it keeps the skid marks off of my pocket containing garb
[02:26:37] <crutchy> on the outside
[02:26:49] <paulej72> my gandma used to wear a pair on her head
[02:27:08] * arti imagines a russian style grandma
[02:27:26] <Ethanol-fueled> with mormon-style underwear
[02:27:45] <arti> i find their slurs amusing
[02:27:48] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: now I need to google that :(
[02:28:03] <crutchy> ~define mormon
[02:28:06] <exec> [urbandictionary] mormon: 97% of the people in Utah. .003% of the people anywhere else. These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.
[02:28:29] <crutchy> lol
[02:29:05] * crutchy wonders whether any mormons in utah actually get to annoy their neighbors, which are probably doing the same thing
[02:29:16] <crutchy> visiting each other
[02:29:58] <crutchy> maybe they set up inflatable occupants for visitor pleasure :-P
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[02:30:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Do Mormons prosthelytize?
[02:30:46] <paulej72> yes
[02:31:06] <Ethanol-fueled> as in, go door-to-door like the Jehova's Witnesses do?
[02:31:11] <paulej72> yes
[02:31:38] * Ethanol-fueled wishes they'd come to my door
[02:32:09] <paulej72> My coworker’s son is going this summer to do his required 2 years of service doing this
[02:32:35] <paulej72> Think he is going to Salt Lake area to do his service
[02:32:57] <Ethanol-fueled> "the mission?"
[02:33:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I've heard that they have to live in the local church, in conditions worse than military basic training
[02:33:34] <Ethanol-fueled> not nasty, but like a big room with bed-to-bed lack of privacy.
[02:33:45] <arti> one of the guys i work with has some mormons who live above him, buncha cute girls. doing their exploring the world thing
[02:34:15] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: i think the scientologist take the cake there
[02:34:17] <paulej72> Something like that, i just got bits an pieces a we talked a some of our staff lunches
[02:38:50] <Ethanol-fueled> arti - there was a story awhile back about how one of BYU's star athletes was suspended or kicked out or something for premarital sex.
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[02:39:02] <arti> LOL
[02:39:03] <Ethanol-fueled> A black guy deliberately going to BYU.
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[02:39:17] <Ethanol-fueled> ANYBODY deliberately going to BYU.
[02:39:26] <arti> goes to show you, the nail that stands up gets hammered down
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[02:40:34] <Ethanol-fueled> people will say that BYU is badass and has all kinds of good rankings, but you can be disciplined for having premarital sex there. Who the fuck in their right mind besides mormons would willingly go there?
[02:42:20] <Ethanol-fueled> arti - if the nail is stupid enough to attent BYU.
[02:42:34] <crutchy> ~define byu
[02:42:36] <exec> [urbandictionary] BYU: Brigham Young University: an institution located in Provo, Utah. Endorsed by the LDS church, it is a private university that educates approximately 30,000 students annually. A sub-Mormon culture pred...
[02:43:05] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, a top-rated university run by a cult, basically.
[02:43:18] <crutchy> mkay.. i'm from the earth's butthole
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[02:44:49] <Bytram|away> thnks, had to restart client to get some changes to take effect
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[02:46:16] <crutchy> exec sed is being a dildo
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[02:55:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit, I just realized why I've been seeing +5 trolls.
[02:55:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I assigned troll and flamebait +5 in preferences and didn't remember it.
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[02:56:03] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahahahah
[02:58:38] <Bytram> NCommander: review complete, minor updates applied, looks good -- with one question.
[02:58:51] <NCommander> Bytram, shoot
[02:58:57] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, so you effectively trolled yourself
[02:59:00] <Bytram> Might be useful to explicitly mention LibreNews someplacvce in there.
[02:59:19] <NCommander> Bytram, probably, how do you feel w/ my presentation and such
[02:59:21] * NCommander pokes mrcoolbp
[02:59:24] <Bytram> I've got it as a mental concept I can hang my head around, but don't clearly see where it fits into what you have now.
[02:59:28] <Bytram> excellent
[02:59:32] <Ethanol-fueled> ncommander, yeah.
[03:00:00] <Ethanol-fueled> ncommander, can't you just say you're running an orphanage or shelter, and get a stipend for every user?
[03:00:09] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, if it was only that simple
[03:00:31] <NCommander> Bytram, so what do you recommend I change for clarifying the fits picture
[03:00:35] <Ethanol-fueled> so much for net gain.
[03:00:38] <Bytram> sure, you can *say* anything... the problem comes when they actually look. A clear conscience is the softest pillow.
[03:01:10] <Bytram> that's the problem! I'm not sure which "part" would be LibreNews. Would that be the B Corp?
[03:01:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dinosaurs 'Neither Warm nor Cold Blooded' - http://sylnt.us - didn't-do-'em-any-good
[03:01:38] <Bytram> I best understand concepts by enumeration of examples.
[03:02:06] <Bytram> preferably examples that cover the domain and range of the problem space.
[03:02:16] <Ethanol-fueled> When it comes to liability, say as few words as possible.
[03:02:22] <Bytram> no.
[03:02:27] <Bytram> how'd I do?
[03:02:28] <Ethanol-fueled> this will allow you plausible deniability in the future :)
[03:02:46] <Bytram> isitonlyonewordifileaveouthtespaces?
[03:03:13] <Ethanol-fueled> bytram - that's when you say that you were starting a kitten orphanage, but then shit happened.
[03:03:18] <SpallsHurgenson> it is if you are speaking German
[03:03:32] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:03:35] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahh
[03:03:46] <Bytram> that was BAD!
[03:04:15] <Ethanol-fueled> that wasn't bad, it was true...Germans and their million-fucking-letter words.
[03:04:16] * Bytram studied German for three years back in high school and can still hold a casual conversation.
[03:04:40] <Bytram> that, and an historic preferance for accumulating all the verbs at the end of the sentence
[03:04:48] <SpallsHurgenson> just don't mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
[03:04:54] <NCommander> Bytram, LibreNews would be the final NFP, the B corporation is a holding bubble
[03:05:16] <Bytram> hmm, thinking
[03:05:21] <NCommander> The end result is Librenews owning the B corporation if at the end of the day we think thats the right course of action
[03:05:31] <crutchy> oh no we're already creating shell companies !
[03:06:05] <Bytram> So, the B corp would be nameless?
[03:06:11] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - it's going to get evil.
[03:06:28] <Bytram> I nominate "Beholden Corp"
[03:06:40] <Bytram> or maybe "B Holding Corp"
[03:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard|Foodz> chsh /usr/bin/corp
[03:06:59] <Bytram> LOL!
[03:07:15] <Ethanol-fueled> that actually makes sense, you have an umbrella organization overlording all of the sub-niches.
[03:07:15] <crutchy> something with chroot in it
[03:07:17] <Bytram> That is SICK! I love it!
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[03:07:41] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, that's what I wanted the NFP to be kinda from the get go. It didn't occur to me to have a NFP simply owning B corporations because I didn't know B corps existed
[03:07:49] <NCommander> The only hangup is B corporations don't exist in NH
[03:07:58] <NCommander> We're incorporating that in Delaware (home of the for-profit friendly state :-))
[03:08:05] <crutchy> prolly cos they're evil
[03:08:27] <Bytram> NCommander: so we cannot do a "chmod" on LibreNews to change it from a B Corp to a 501(c)(3); they'd have to remain separate and distinct?
[03:08:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin evil bout profits. they're how you tell if you suck or not.
[03:08:31] * crutchy has nfi what a B corp is, but is sure they're evil :-P
[03:08:43] <crutchy> profit is good
[03:08:44] <NCommander> crutchy, benefit corporation
[03:08:49] <crutchy> profit is motivation
[03:09:02] <Bytram> crutchy: just think of a B movie and you'll be all right. :p
[03:09:05] <Bytram> nograb
[03:09:10] <NCommander> Bytram, no, LibreNews is reserved for for the NFP umbrella if and when it exists
[03:09:18] <NCommander> We're using the B corporation to bootstrap the umbrella :-)
[03:09:33] * Bytram thinks your holding that thing wrong
[03:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird mental image, that
[03:09:37] <crutchy> just call it "grub inc"
[03:09:54] <NCommander> I'm somewhat tempted to just call it the SoylentNews Holding Corporation
[03:10:06] <crutchy> "from which we can boot whichever corp we want"
[03:10:06] <NCommander> Aka, exactly what it says on the tin
[03:10:18] <SpallsHurgenson> all the best corporations are in the cayman islands :)
[03:10:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, Rob's Taco Stand. Give a nod to our roots.
[03:10:38] <crutchy> call it / corp
[03:10:38] <Bytram> NcommanderTacos
[03:10:40] <Ethanol-fueled> *wrings hands* oooh-OOh I want to be Joseph Goebbels!
[03:10:44] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, the corporation name would show up on credit card statements
[03:10:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, even better
[03:10:59] <NCommander> $20 dollars Gold Subscription paid to the Rob's Taco Stand is probably a bad idea
[03:11:18] <Bytram> !uid
[03:11:18] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4450, owned by Jon_S
[03:11:19] * TheMightyBuzzard has an odd sense of humor
[03:11:33] <Ethanol-fueled> The best way to make monies would be to sell users things about themselves.
[03:11:33] <crutchy> SoylentNews'); DROP TABLE Corporations;--
[03:11:36] <Bytram> welcome to the crowd
[03:11:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: got a sec? pm.
[03:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, sure
[03:11:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Comment history reports. Graph charts of their relations wtih other users, like how was done based on the IRC logs.
[03:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, and coffee mugs. i been using this caffeine molecule one for years n years.
[03:12:48] <crutchy> and it it doesn't sell, just fudge it to make it look like half of us are female and we're having a big internet orgy
[03:13:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, Slashdot is a joke, but ThinkGeek is strong. Don't encroach on their turf.
[03:13:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, geeks love their schwag
[03:14:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Thinkgeek makes quality shit. If you want to outdo thinkgeek, you'd better have an army of fulltime hardware engineers.
[03:14:11] <swiss> hih, don't know hwy i missed this yesterday http://www.teslamotors.com
[03:14:12] <monopoly> Title: All Our Patent Are Belong To You | Blog | Tesla Motors
[03:14:19] <crutchy> so does sony, but they suck donkey balls as a corporation
[03:14:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Not the shitty ones from that one filthy country nobody likes.
[03:14:27] <Ethanol-fueled> You know the one.
[03:15:08] <JamesNZ> Canada?
[03:15:16] * JamesNZ hides
[03:15:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, just throwing the "personalized report" thing out there, at a preliminary idea.
[03:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, not a matter of outdoing them. Isn't a competition. Buying a SN mug won't make me not want a OMGWTFBBQ grill apron.
[03:15:40] <crutchy> its the country that gives 3 letter acronyms a bad name
[03:17:20] * crutchy wants an "ZOMFGWTF... pony!"
[03:17:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard - isn't it nice to work for a nonprofit AND make money? It seems much of the efforts made at improving the slash code are are matter of "outdoing" them. Slashdot charged 5 bucks for subscriber status.
[03:18:01] <crutchy> i really don't know why we fuck around with slash
[03:18:15] <SpallsHurgenson> 'cause it impresses the chicks
[03:18:22] <crutchy> most users are geeks that don't know perl
[03:18:24] <crutchy> lol
[03:18:28] <crutchy> no doubt
[03:18:28] <Ethanol-fueled> If you correlate "more knowledgeable audience" with "audience that makes more money" then you can see a market for more robust reporting options other than "I get to see ALL my comment historty, rather than the last 24 comments!"
[03:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, there's money? i'm just doing this for the lulz.
[03:19:09] * crutchy is juzt trollin
[03:19:30] <SpallsHurgenson> if you're in it for money, just wait for the inevitable buyout by Dice :)
[03:19:46] <crutchy> or Soylent Holding Company B
[03:19:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, i'm not even staff. independent perl monkey, me.
[03:20:14] <crutchy> subsidiary of Soylent International Corp
[03:20:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh....right....theres more to life than money. Fuck, why am I even here? What does it say about a man to have his entire life uprooted by what he thought was real?
[03:20:32] <crutchy> subsidiary of Bechtel Corp
[03:21:01] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled: women will do that to you
[03:21:36] <paulej72> Umbrella Corp
[03:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, hey, don't get me wrong... big capitalist here.
[03:21:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to accept that scholarship and get into Harvard. I'm going to give up a life of being an inebriant slob and make something of myself! By GOD, I will leave you all behind!
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[03:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, paulej72, got unicode working.
[03:21:59] <paulej72> lol
[03:22:13] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: what was the issue
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[03:22:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, needed an encode_utf8 on all the scalar fields of $form up near the top of admin.pl
[03:22:47] <paulej72> Damn hes back quit talking about him
[03:23:06] <Ethanol-fueled> *HUFF* *HUFF* I was running down the alley to celebrate being accepted to harvard when I was beaten up by a bunch of goddamn NIGGERS.
[03:23:16] <crutchy> lol
[03:23:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I used to like minorities but now I hate them.
[03:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno why it couldn't read them just regular like but shurg. can't argue with working.
[03:23:24] <crutchy> that happen a lot?
[03:23:46] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: as long as they butt raped you it is ok
[03:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, white people are a minority too. only majority demographic left is women.
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[03:24:10] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled: support democracy... it throws minorities to the wall by default
[03:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> the woman be keepin me down, yo. oppressin my expression.
[03:25:31] <Ethanol-fueled> No, ignore my interruption, I want to hear about encode_utf8 against the scalar fields of admin.pl
[03:25:37] <crutchy> if the world was run by women it would be much more peaceful, cos at least i can tune out to women bitching and carrying on
[03:25:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going idle, but listenin'
[03:25:58] <crutchy> they'd be too busy arguing with each other to drop bombs
[03:26:04] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: do we want to fix this by just removing the encdode high bits stuff permanetly. or do we want to use the dracoinan_charset var?
[03:26:22] <crutchy> better leave the encdode
[03:26:28] <crutchy> ^very important
[03:26:52] <Bytram> encdode? is that like an encdude?
[03:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, prolly leave it in so we can have a kill switch in the event of someone being an assclown.
[03:26:54] <NCommander> what the hell did I just read O_o;
[03:27:03] <crutchy> encdode++
[03:27:03] <Bender> karma - encdode: 1
[03:27:15] <crutchy> ~define assclown
[03:27:19] <exec> [urbandictionary] Assclown: One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
[03:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, vertical text characters, right to left characters, the like.
[03:27:56] <crutchy> wow society wears underwear too eh?
[03:28:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> also going to have to do some filtering to remove what we can think of by default.
[03:28:44] <crutchy> just make sure you allow the delete character, so i can strip all the javascript with my comment :-P
[03:28:50] <Bytram> which reminds me...
[03:29:01] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: we should leave those regexes to remove those codes in.
[03:29:11] <Bytram> what would be your recommendation for a font that best displays all the UTF-8 wonderfulness?
[03:29:19] <crutchy> courier
[03:29:29] <crutchy> the ultimate nerd font
[03:29:32] <Bytram> crutchy: lol!
[03:29:43] <Bytram> but would that be in pica or elite?
[03:29:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, ones we have now just strip all unicode i think. not sure we have just don't be an assclown filters.
[03:30:01] <paulej72> I have been using the site defult and most show up on my Mac
[03:30:02] <crutchy> maybe Times New Courier
[03:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, comic sans
[03:30:26] <crutchy> better go wingdings, just to be safe
[03:30:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[03:30:41] <Bytram> ding ding!
[03:30:51] <Bytram> wingding ding!
[03:31:09] <Bytram> hey all, am having fun, but I've got an early day on the 'morrow.
[03:31:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be after the weekend before i get a pull request in for all this mess anyway. forgot it was fathers day.
[03:31:20] <Bytram> take care and have a good night!
[03:31:26] <paulej72> the current filtes are called charrefs_bad_entity and charrefs_bad_numeric
[03:31:32] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
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[03:31:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, yeah, them.
[03:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> been so much code through my head the past two days not all of it stuck
[03:32:16] <crutchy> ⎲
[03:32:17] <crutchy> ⎳
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[03:32:27] <paulej72> Probably need a new one to work on the real utf8 versions
[03:32:29] <crutchy> hmm that looks shit in xchat
[03:33:00] <crutchy> ⁂
[03:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, or we could just decode_utf8 it first. easier and we prolly should anyway.
[03:33:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't run ord and get the character id without doing so.
[03:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, i really should fix my irc script while i'm making things unicode happy.
[03:34:51] <SirFinkus> seen on the drive home: sign that says "child farm/horse camp"
[03:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wide character in print messages in the channel window are annoying
[03:35:05] <SirFinkus> I pictured a farm for growing children, and some kind of summer camp for horses
[03:35:11] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: we would decode first then encde before saving?
[03:35:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, basically have to unless you want to put directionality glyphs in the source and hope your editor doesn't crap itself.
[03:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i guess we could use \x{nnnn} notation
[03:36:19] <crutchy> maybe just allow a subset to start off
[03:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> still. save the brilliance till after the weekend cause it's currently still in hack form rather than done the slash way and it needs to be applied to a fresh pull so all the mess i made doesn't hit the codebase.
[03:38:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> put a few dozen Dumper($foo) statements in and take them out and you can leave quite a mess.
[03:38:47] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: make sure to add some ?: goodness :P
[03:39:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> /worf I should kill you where you stand.
[03:39:16] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: about that where does Dumper dump
[03:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> to the page for STDIN, to the log for STDERR
[03:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> to a file if you really want to open another filehandle
[03:40:10] <paulej72> I have seen the comments for the dumper, but never used it
[03:40:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> very, very handy.
[03:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd still be sitting here wondering wtf for months without it
[03:41:28] <crutchy> maybe just use html notation for unicode
[03:41:38] <stderr> TheMightyBuzzard: So you're the guy who keeps sending me weird messages!
[03:41:49] <chromas> stderr: you're supposed to yell back
[03:41:59] <stderr> Ok...
[03:42:01] <stderr> BACK!
[03:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> stderr, someone has to. how else are you going to know about the sale on women's rat shaped slippers.
[03:42:12] <stderr> chromas: Good enough?
[03:42:19] * chromas redirects stderr to stdin
[03:42:32] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: you're encroaching on Subsentient's turf now :-P
[03:42:34] <stderr> TheMightyBuzzard: Who do you think have that sale?!
[03:43:01] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Watch your back, punk.
[03:43:57] <Alberto> Xen or KVM
[03:44:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> think that's it for me for the night, folks. got whiskey to drink and friends to visit with. see you lot monday if not sooner.
[03:44:07] <Alberto> what is the best for run containers with Linux nor Windows?
[03:44:09] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: penis-shaped slippers for women would be much more successful enterprise
[03:44:18] <crutchy> xen
[03:44:28] <crutchy> or xephyr
[03:44:30] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as TheMightyBuzzard|Out
[03:44:37] <Alberto> Citrix XenServer is good?
[03:44:41] <Alberto> xephyr ?
[03:44:45] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard|Out, Friends?
[03:45:06] <stderr> Alberto: Isn't Xephyr an X-server?
[03:45:24] <Alberto> stderr, xephyr recommended by crutchy
[03:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard|Out> chromas, folks who know me from when i was a skate punk or a biker rather than a geek.
[03:45:25] <Alberto> :p
[03:45:58] <crutchy> i dunno
[03:46:07] <crutchy> it started with x
[03:46:09] <crutchy> :-P
[03:46:09] <stderr> xserver-xephyr - nested X server
[03:46:27] <chromas> Well now you can hack on the go. Whip out your pocket box while doing a 360 mcvarial twist
[03:46:45] <chromas> or varial mctwist. whatever
[03:47:09] <crutchy> global $mctwist
[03:47:30] <chromas> nipple mctwisties
[03:47:55] <stderr> Can anyone recommend a "good" font for a website? It must support \N{U+1F4A9}
[03:47:56] <crutchy> google wouldn't index that so it mustn't exist
[03:48:29] <crutchy> monospace supports a lot of chars
[03:49:04] <crutchy> or courier
[03:49:08] <stderr> Unicode ≝ 💩 ∎
[03:49:10] <crutchy> monospace is font-family
[03:49:57] <crutchy> check out the end of http://irciv.port119.net
[03:50:03] <Landon> stderr: you can mix-n-match fonts on websites
[03:50:11] <Landon> if you want to ease up on 1F4A9 :)
[03:50:52] <crutchy> shows up all your unicode in iceweasel anyway
[03:50:52] <stderr> Landon: I know.
[03:51:14] <crutchy> â‰ ðŸ’© âˆŽ
[03:51:19] <Landon> ಠ_ಠ
[03:51:19] <stderr> monospace and courier didn't work for me. :-/
[03:51:47] <Landon> ugh
[03:51:58] <crutchy> try western (windows-1252)
[03:52:11] <Landon> I've decided that instead of starting any new projects, I'd "pay off my high interest debt" and do some ADHD research, but there's so much on netflix right now
[03:52:54] <crutchy> utf-8 doesn't show up the chars you typed in irc just before, but windows-1252 does
[03:53:21] <crutchy> iso-8859-1 also works
[03:53:30] <stderr> Maybe it's just the font configuration on this computer that's broken. 1F4A9 did show up on my phone without changing the font.
[03:53:54] <stderr> crutchy: That doesn't make sense...
[03:54:25] <stderr> Character encoding and glyphs ain't the same thing.
[03:55:26] <crutchy> i'm just tweaking this irc log in iceweasel
[03:55:53] <crutchy> view menu > character encoding > etc
[03:55:57] <stderr> As long as you're not twerking it...
[03:56:10] <crutchy> lol
[03:56:40] <stderr> crutchy: "This webpage is not available" on the irciv link?
[03:57:07] <crutchy> hmm
[03:57:15] <crutchy> dns might not be working
[03:57:47] <crutchy> exec is outputting the log of this channel as we type (similar to loggie, but not formatted in any way)
[03:58:29] <stderr> WTF?! It was transferred to gratisdns. I'm still waiting for the change of owner and now the records are just gone?!
[03:59:11] <crutchy> i'll change the apache conf to irciv.us.to
[03:59:40] <stderr> Hmm, seems to be my own local DNS... ns[1-5].gratisdns.dk works...
[04:02:38] <crutchy> try this one: http://irciv.us.to
[04:04:09] <crutchy> irciv.us.to works on web-sniffer.net
[04:04:28] <crutchy> (i had to set a hosts entry cos my webserver is inside my lan)
[04:05:19] <crutchy> â‰ ðŸ’© âˆŽ
[04:05:27] <crutchy> should show up at bottom now
[04:05:30] <stderr> Ah... "validating @0xb8676ae8: port119.net SOA: got insecure response; parent indicates it should be secure"
[04:06:00] <stderr> I should probably fix that at some point... (When I'm the owner of that domain... Still waiting...)
[04:07:20] <crutchy> can delete the irciv subdomain
[04:09:37] <stderr> Ok.
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[04:10:17] <stderr> You might want to fix the webserver. The response is missing a charset=UTF-8.
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[04:12:09] <crutchy> it's a text file
[04:12:12] <crutchy> not a web page
[04:12:25] <stderr> It's still sent as UTF-8.
[04:12:44] <crutchy> prolly an apache setting
[04:12:47] <stderr> <<2014-06-14 22:47:00>> :stderr NOTICE #Soylent :~AUJ73HF839CHH2933HRJPA8N2H Unicode â‰ ðŸ’© âˆŽ
[04:13:07] <crutchy> it shows up if i change the char encoding in my browser
[04:13:38] <stderr> Wouldn't it be better if it shows up WITHOUT doing anything?
[04:14:02] <crutchy> most of the time doesn't matter i guess (most of my actual webpages are utf-8)
[04:14:51] <stderr> EBCDIC FTW!
[04:14:58] <crutchy> if you're looking for a font that displays the characters you want it prolly depends on the encoding though
[04:15:14] <crutchy> ~define EBCDIC
[04:15:22] <exec> EBCDIC: unable to find definition
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[04:16:24] <stderr> Fonts depends on codepoints. The encoding just says how those codepoints are encoded in the bitstream.
[04:17:43] <crutchy> monospace works for me
[04:17:52] <crutchy> but depends on encoding
[04:17:57] <crutchy> (in browser at least)
[04:18:40] <SpallsHurgenson> gach. cough. hack. blech. mucus! I hate mucus!
[04:19:16] <crutchy> i don't know much about encoding. if my webserver is encoding utf-8 and i change the encoding in my browser, does that mean the characters won't be correct regardless of how they show?
[04:20:15] <stderr> crutchy: You have to change the encoding in your browser because the webserver doesn't say it's UTF-8 encoded. As soon as the browser can decode e.g. 0xF0 0x9F 0x92 0xA9 to Unicode codepoint 0x1F4A9, the browser can display the corresponding glyph (pile-of-poo).
[04:20:45] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: it's because you're on windows
[04:20:56] <crutchy> my iceweasel selects windows-1252 encoding by default when i open http://irciv.us.to
[04:21:49] <stderr> Well... It is UTF-8.
[04:21:59] <crutchy> can you do the pile of poo glyph again
[04:22:06] <crutchy> i lost it in the log :-P
[04:22:19] <stderr> <stderr> Unicode ≝ 💩 ∎
[04:22:42] <chromas> 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🔥
[04:23:00] <stderr> That should be "Unicode" space "by def equal to" space "pile-of-poo" space "q.e.d."
[04:27:32] <stderr> Testing: ‪The arabic word for example is spelled ‭م ث ا ل‬ but should be written from right to left as مثال‬
[04:28:23] <crutchy> i copied those characters into oo writer and didn't matter what font i selected i just got boxes
[04:28:33] <crutchy> maybe need a setting for utf-8 in there too?>
[04:29:25] <stderr> Some of those codepoints doesn't have any glyphs.
[04:29:46] <stderr> Maybe oo writer shows those as boxes.
[04:30:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Turns World Cup into Lesson in Aerodynamics - http://sylnt.us - things-that-sound-like-bazooka
[04:31:34] <crutchy> what program you using to display pile of poo?
[04:32:09] <stderr> I was hoping my browser would display it, but it seems I got a local font problem.
[04:32:12] <crutchy> hmm actually i think i might have seen a glyph like that in my char mapp
[04:32:16] <stderr> It works in the browser on my phone.
[04:32:30] <crutchy> can't tell font?
[04:32:50] <stderr> http://www.fileformat.info
[04:32:50] <monopoly> Title: Unicode Character 'PILE OF POO' (U+1F4A9)
[04:33:04] <stderr> How to type in Microsoft Windows Alt +1F4A9
[04:33:12] <NCommander> O_o;
[04:33:17] <NCommander> Unicode is ... odd
[04:33:35] <stderr> <stderr> Unicode ≝ 💩 ∎
[04:35:18] <Subsentient> derp
[04:35:43] <Subsentient> derp
[04:35:49] <Subsentient> derp
[04:35:52] <Subsentient> derp
[04:36:22] <stderr> Your search - derp - did not match any documents.
[04:37:08] <crutchy> 🐭💩
[04:37:31] <crutchy> i found the 'dog dirt/pile of poo' char in my char map, but just shows the box
[04:38:07] <stderr> 🙈🙉🙊
[04:38:07] <crutchy> do browsers support wingdings?
[04:39:03] <crutchy> i don't have any fonts installed that show that glyph
[04:39:10] <crutchy> ^pile of poo
[04:40:33] <stderr> Odd... My IRC client displays "mouse face", but not "pile-of-poo"
[04:40:57] <stderr> Why do I have a font with "mouse face", but not "pile-of-poo"?
[04:42:19] <crutchy> same here. weird
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[04:51:34] <crutchy> wb mattie_p
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[05:26:35] <SpallsHurgenson> it's quiet...
[05:27:39] <chromas> ...too quiet
[05:27:44] <chromas> WATCH OUT FOX!!
[05:27:50] <paulej72> Hockey
[05:32:14] <crutchy> look, there's raf!
[05:32:26] <crutchy> yeah, a little too raf
[05:33:02] * SpallsHurgenson mucks about with the files on the fileserver... renaming is fun; very calming, almost zen :)
[05:36:38] <crutchy> u mean xen :-P
[05:36:46] <SpallsHurgenson> <groan>
[05:37:08] <stderr> I thought it was yen
[05:39:02] <SpallsHurgenson> the oldest data file I have on the server was created 23 years ago
[05:40:32] <crutchy> you have a 23yo hard disk?
[05:41:20] <crutchy> or is just when it was created (wherever that was)
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[05:44:36] <crutchy> updated version of SpallsHurgenson?
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[05:45:40] <mrcoolbp> crashed
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[05:50:23] <crutchy> wb SpallsHurgenson
[05:50:33] <crutchy> g'day mrcoolbp
[05:50:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I broke the Internet
[05:51:16] <crutchy> is there a plumber in the house?
[05:52:29] <mrcoolbp> g'day crutchy
[05:54:43] <SpallsHurgenson> keep flushing, crutchy; eventually it will go down :)
[05:55:09] <crutchy> need one to fix the internet
[05:55:26] <SpallsHurgenson> my statement remains accurate :)
[05:57:04] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I keep missing you, last 2 days or so have been fuckin' rediculous (awake for 36 hours, all-night recording studio sesh, lots of other stuff)
[05:57:46] <SpallsHurgenson> are you missing him, or is ncommander avoiding you?
[05:58:45] <crutchy> he was here a while ago
[05:59:00] <SpallsHurgenson> and now he's not, hmmmm :)
[05:59:06] * SpallsHurgenson stirs up trouble :)
[05:59:23] <crutchy> talking about setting up a shell company for cleaning money in a laundromat or something
[06:00:33] <SpallsHurgenson> laundering money is much better than laudering Monet, let me tell you. I speak from experience
[06:00:42] <crutchy> seems like a good business idea... money is so filthy
[06:00:53] <SpallsHurgenson> (I'm still not allowed back in the Louvre)
[06:01:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - XBox One Ad Turns on Consoles - http://sylnt.us - go-to-the-games-store
[06:02:14] <crutchy> Bender: s/Ad/Porn/
[06:02:14] <SedBot> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - XBox One Porn Turns on Consoles - http://sylnt.us - go-to-the-games-store
[06:03:25] <SpallsHurgenson> are there porn games on consoles?
[06:03:50] <SpallsHurgenson> (I'd ask if there are porn games period... but in this day and age I just assume there are)
[06:04:06] <SpallsHurgenson> (and probably from Japan)
[06:04:38] <crutchy> there are porn game shows in japan
[06:04:49] <crutchy> dunno about porn console games
[06:05:38] <crutchy> maybe japanese don't bother with porn games; they just go to their neighbors' and play real porn
[06:06:00] * crutchy is jealous of japan
[06:06:03] <SpallsHurgenson> just drill a hole in the wall and wait?
[06:06:27] <crutchy> a sexual organ will appear eventually
[06:06:31] * SpallsHurgenson is proud how he has taken this conversation to new lows :)
[06:07:11] * crutchy wonders what the japanese intelligence agency will think of the chat log
[06:07:41] <crutchy> they might start drilling holes in their cubicle walls
[06:07:43] <SpallsHurgenson> the JIA - like all intelligence agencies - scans the internet and funnels useful information to their crucial industries
[06:09:05] <crutchy> most countries prolly have a prism operation... the NSA just wasn't switched on enough to keep the lid on theirs
[06:09:34] <SpallsHurgenson> France apparently is very big into that sort of thing
[06:09:49] <SpallsHurgenson> erm, spying on its allies for industrial or economic advantage
[06:09:54] * crutchy wonders what is really at Pine Gap, NT
[06:10:24] <SpallsHurgenson> You see nottink! NOTTINK!
[06:12:51] <crutchy> in the wiki photo it just looks like a bunch of balls on the ground
[06:13:15] <crutchy> prolly what's underground that's more interesting
[06:13:31] <SpallsHurgenson> so, like Fire Island in the summer
[06:15:22] <crutchy> they must download a lot of gay pr0n there
[06:15:52] <crutchy> difficult to imagine being exposed to that much gay pr0n wouldn't affect the operators there
[06:18:31] <SpallsHurgenson> just wait, now that Congress has allowed google to use higher res satellite photos, you'll get a closer view of those balls, just like you want :)
[06:19:16] <crutchy> i like balls
[06:19:34] <SpallsHurgenson> you wouldn't be the man you are today without 'em
[06:19:52] <arti> you must like this scene then: https://www.youtube.com
[06:19:53] <monopoly> Title: SuperBad-Dick Drawings - YouTube
[06:20:45] * SpallsHurgenson clicks the link then automatically regrets it (thank god for flashblock)
[06:22:07] <crutchy> i gots kiddies nearby so not clicking
[06:23:34] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:23:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 245
[06:23:39] <chromas> Dicktoons++
[06:23:39] <Bender> karma - dicktoons: 1
[06:23:53] <mrcoolbp> holy crap I'm tired
[06:24:05] <crutchy> maybe try some coffee?
[06:24:17] <mrcoolbp> I need to go to bed soon, bad idea at this point
[06:24:25] <SpallsHurgenson> whatever you do, don't go to sleep
[06:24:27] <crutchy> helps me sleep sometimes
[06:24:35] <mrcoolbp> tryin' to finish a few things up, then sleep for sure
[06:24:54] <crutchy> atleast not without a token
[06:24:54] <SpallsHurgenson> there is this man in the dreamworld, he has razors for fingers and he can kill in your sleep!
[06:25:02] * SpallsHurgenson saw a documentary about it
[06:25:15] <crutchy> the booger man?
[06:25:31] <chromas> Doesn't he only do underage teens?
[06:26:27] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[06:26:28] <monopoly> Title: There may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in the house! - YouTube
[06:27:01] <crutchy> shit they cut out the best part
[06:27:27] <crutchy> "oh nothing marge... just a little incident involving the boogeyman!"
[06:28:23] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> I want a faster connection to the internet.
[06:28:34] <crutchy> bahahaha.... one of the best simpsons moments; https://www.youtube.com
[06:28:35] <monopoly> Title: Homer vs. Lie Detector - YouTube
[06:29:41] * SpallsHurgenson is downloading a tiny text file and doesn't have the bandwidth to concurrently watch a movie as well
[06:30:02] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe when I'm done in six hours, I'll start buffering the video so I can watch it next week :-/
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[06:42:39] <crutchy> wholly carp i'll never complain about my internet speed again
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[07:25:33] <crutchy> 8008135++
[07:25:33] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 16
[07:25:50] <crutchy> !karma
[07:25:50] <Bender> karma <item>
[07:26:03] <crutchy> !karma *
[07:26:03] <Bender> * doesn't have karma yet.
[07:27:03] <crutchy> !karma
[07:27:03] <crutchy>
[07:34:49] <chromas> Did he close irc to speed up his download?
[07:35:10] <chromas> (an hour ago, now)
[07:45:00] <crutchy> yeah i guess
[07:45:26] <crutchy> maybe his connection was shaped
[07:45:38] <crutchy> happens to me sometimes towards end of month
[07:46:22] <chromas> Net connections have string week?
[07:46:59] <crutchy> never heard it called that
[07:47:05] <crutchy> ~define string week
[07:47:12] <exec> [stoacademy] string week: stringent - Strict or precise
[07:47:18] <crutchy> lol
[07:47:21] <chromas> ~define that time of the month
[07:47:23] <exec> [urbandictionary] that time of the month: The time when a women has her period.
[07:48:01] <chromas> exec: s/her period/a dangling pullstring/
[07:48:02] <SedBot> <chromas> <exec> [urbandictionary] that time of the month: The time when a women has a dangling pullstring.
[07:48:34] <crutchy> that's kinda gross
[07:49:12] <chromas> shh
[07:49:17] <chromas> s/h/s/
[07:49:17] <SedBot> <chromas> ssh
[07:51:17] <chromas> crutchy: You're married and on the Internet; nothing should be gross to you anymore :-)
[07:52:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Process Allows Production of the Entire Circuitry on Touchscreens in One Step - http://sylnt.us - swipe-to-start-production
[07:52:48] <crutchy> ~get-source irc.php
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[07:52:52] <monopoly> Filetype: PHP script, ASCII text (1304 lines, 35 KiB)
[07:52:57] <crutchy> ~restart
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[07:53:25] <crutchy> ~get-source *
[07:53:31] <exec> source not found
[07:56:59] <chromas> ~get-source /exec
[08:01:06] <chromas> ~1/0
[08:01:21] <crutchy> ~get-source irc.php
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[08:02:13] <crutchy> ~restart
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[08:02:51] <crutchy> ~time ak
[08:02:53] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 14 June 2014, 05:00:41 pm
[08:03:26] <crutchy> ~time ka
[08:03:27] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 14 June 2014, 05:01:16 pm
[08:03:34] <crutchy> ~time ks
[08:03:35] <exec> [Google] 1:03am Saturday (CDT) - Time in Kansas, USA
[08:04:06] <crutchy> quiet time
[08:04:15] <crutchy> ~get-source *
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[08:04:32] <JamesNZ> Oops :P
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[08:04:54] <crutchy> might need to change the output for that one
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[08:05:09] <crutchy> sorry about that
[08:05:50] <swiss> :(
[08:11:24] <chromas> Now you gotta code in a summarize_output() function
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[08:16:24] <crutchy> ~get-source irc.php
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[08:16:39] <crutchy> ~restart
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[08:16:56] <crutchy> nuthin like testing live :-P
[08:17:00] <crutchy> ~get-source *
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[08:17:21] <crutchy> og fuck off
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[08:17:35] <crutchy> bleh
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[08:18:19] <crutchy> some dickhead put that summary message in the fucking loop
[08:20:18] <chromas> !say teehee
[08:20:22] <chromas> ~say teehee
[08:20:38] <chromas> ~login
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[08:23:37] <crutchy> ~get-source irc.php
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[08:23:55] <crutchy> hmm might go to #test
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[08:42:41] <swiss> ~reload
[08:42:47] <swiss> ~get-source dicks.php
[08:48:19] <crutchy> ~del-source filelist.txt
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[09:41:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Pharma Companies Happy to Use Govt to Push Industry Agenda, Not So Happy to Pay Taxes - http://sylnt.us - lobbying-costs-money-too
[09:57:29] <crutchy> hi Subsentient
[09:57:38] <Subsentient> crutchy: hi bud :^)
[09:57:44] <crutchy> $beer Subsentient
[09:57:44] * aqu4 gives Subsentient a cold can of beer
[09:57:57] <Subsentient> $beer crutchy
[09:57:57] * aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[09:57:58] <Subsentient> :^)
[09:58:03] <Subsentient> *clink*
[09:58:16] <crutchy> *clinks back*
[09:58:24] <crutchy> what you doin up still?
[09:58:35] <Subsentient> I'm often up far later than this my good man.
[09:58:51] <crutchy> ~time az
[09:58:53] <exec> [Google] 12:58am Saturday (MST) - Time in Phoenix, AZ, USA
[09:59:13] <crutchy> hmm yeah i guess i'm up till 1am a lot
[09:59:23] <crutchy> more than i should :-P
[10:00:20] <crutchy> its bot testing time :-D
[10:00:47] <crutchy> i been trying to fix my stupid bot's script downloader
[10:27:05] <crutchy> ~time italy
[10:27:06] <exec> [Google] 10:27am Saturday (CEST) - Time in Italy
[10:27:22] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[10:27:25] <exec> Weather for Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-06-14 05:00:00 (UTC) ~ 14.4 hrs ago:
[10:27:26] <exec> temperature = 55.8°F (13.2°C) dewpoint = 55.4°F (13°C)
[10:27:27] <exec> barometric pressure = 1013.6 mb ~ change of -0.5 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 98%
[10:27:28] <exec> wind speed = 8 mph (12.8 km/h) wind direction = 280°
[10:28:06] <crutchy> gunna be a frosty one tomorrow morning
[10:28:37] <crutchy> wait a minute. 14.4 hours ago!
[10:28:49] <crutchy> ~weather sale
[10:28:51] <swiss> AZ time is weird
[10:28:53] <exec> Weather for Salo, FI at 2014-06-14 07:43:00 (UTC) ~ 11.7 hrs ago:
[10:28:54] <exec> temperature = 51°F (10.6°C) dewpoint = 46.6°F (8.1°C)
[10:28:54] <exec> barometric pressure = 1009.9 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 0.5 hrs relative humdity = 84%
[10:28:55] <exec> wind speed = 3 mph (4.8 km/h) wind direction = 160°
[10:28:59] <swiss> cause i'm in LA and the time here is later
[10:29:06] <crutchy> ~weather sale victoria
[10:29:08] <exec> Weather for East Sale Aerodrome, Australia at 2014-06-14 06:00:00 (UTC) ~ 13.4 hrs ago:
[10:29:09] <exec> temperature = 55.2°F (12.9°C) dewpoint = 53.6°F (12°C)
[10:29:09] <exec> barometric pressure = 1013.7 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 94%
[10:29:10] <exec> wind speed = 7 mph (11.2 km/h) wind direction = 270°
[10:29:24] <crutchy> fuck 13.4 hours ago!?
[10:29:32] <crutchy> ~weather melbourne
[10:29:35] <exec> Weather for Melbourne Regional Office, VIC, Australia at 2014-06-14 05:00:00 (UTC) ~ 14.5 hrs ago:
[10:29:36] <exec> temperature = 58.6°F (14.8°C) dewpoint = 51.8°F (11°C)
[10:29:36] <exec> barometric pressure = 1014.7 mb ~ change of -0.6 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 78%
[10:29:37] <exec> wind speed = (no data) wind direction = 0°
[10:29:46] <crutchy> lol ah
[10:29:54] <crutchy> stupid webserver time is out
[10:30:12] <crutchy> ~time LA
[10:30:14] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 14 June 2014, 07:28:00 pm
[10:30:24] <crutchy> ~time ca
[10:30:25] <exec> [Google] 1:30am Saturday (PDT) - Time in California, USA
[10:31:20] <crutchy> ~time az
[10:31:21] <exec> [Google] 1:31am Saturday (MST) - Time in Phoenix, AZ, USA
[10:31:42] <crutchy> ~time ny
[10:31:44] <exec> [Google] 4:31am Saturday (EDT) - Time in New York, NY, USA
[10:32:02] <crutchy> ~time uranus
[10:32:03] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 14 June 2014, 07:29:49 pm
[10:32:24] <crutchy> yeah that is so not right
[10:34:55] <chromas> ~time urectum
[10:34:56] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 14 June 2014, 07:32:43 pm
[10:46:04] <JamesNZ> ~time nz
[10:46:06] <exec> [Google] 8:46pm Saturday (NZST) - Time in Wellington, New Zealand
[10:46:16] <JamesNZ> It got it right \o/
[10:47:50] <crutchy> its pretty flexible
[10:47:57] <crutchy> ~time new zealand
[10:47:58] <exec> [Google] 8:47pm Saturday (NZST) - Time in Wellington, New Zealand
[10:48:30] <crutchy> ~time new zleand
[10:48:31] <exec> [Google] 8:48pm Saturday (NZST) - Time in Wellington, New Zealand
[10:48:56] <crutchy> ~time east australia
[10:48:57] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 14 June 2014, 07:46:44 pm
[10:49:00] <crutchy> :-P
[10:49:04] <crutchy> not yet
[10:51:38] <crutchy> anyone know any bots that i might have missed @ http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[10:51:39] <monopoly> Title: IRC - SoylentNews
[10:53:44] <crutchy> almost forgot sublight
[10:54:40] <chromas> NerdRPG
[10:54:47] <arti> what
[10:54:58] <chromas> oh I see it under projects
[10:56:28] <arti> so how do the chip and pin systems work for online payments?
[10:56:36] <arti> card must be present?
[10:57:36] <crutchy> dunno arti
[10:57:43] <crutchy> its all black magic to me
[10:57:45] * arti puffs bubblepipe
[10:58:01] * arti was playing some borderlands 2
[10:58:14] <arti> modified the movement and jump values
[10:58:18] <arti> moonshoes ahoy
[10:58:18] <crutchy> put bender in the list too
[10:58:29] <crutchy> never played that game
[10:58:38] <crutchy> started a game of civ2 last night
[10:58:47] <arti> what
[10:58:52] <arti> it's diablo with guns
[10:58:58] <arti> it's damn near an mmofps
[10:59:02] <crutchy> never played diablo either
[10:59:15] * chromas gasps
[10:59:19] <arti> were you one of those christian kids that was a young hermit
[10:59:34] <arti> "i hadn't had whole milk until i was 14"
[10:59:37] <crutchy> nah i was too busy smashing zerg with seige tanks
[10:59:42] <chromas> he was probably outside playing with snakes and dingos
[10:59:49] <crutchy> lol and that
[10:59:52] <arti> i used to make this guy laugh
[10:59:56] <arti> "a dingo stole my baby"
[11:00:02] <arti> what a crazy fucking tale
[11:00:12] <chromas> ate
[11:00:18] <arti> some cute aussies would play
[11:00:20] <crutchy> happened in a crazy place
[11:00:35] <arti> yay for pacific servers
[11:00:43] <arti> SUP GUYZ
[11:00:53] * crutchy salutes
[11:00:55] * chromas has BL2 but only on ps3 :D
[11:00:58] <chromas> :(
[11:01:17] <chromas> should've SedBotted that face icon
[11:01:30] <crutchy> is bl2 kinda anything like counterstrike?
[11:01:37] <chromas> never played it
[11:01:45] <chromas> first-person shooter with generated weapons
[11:01:53] <arti> randomly generated
[11:02:08] <chromas> so you can have two-shot revolvers and rocket rifles
[11:02:34] <crutchy> what about a laser-shark?
[11:02:47] <chromas> animals are bad, m'kay
[11:02:53] <chromas> animals are for shootin'
[11:02:54] <crutchy> or a cow-flinger
[11:03:06] <chromas> There are poo flingers
[11:03:10] <chromas> or barfers; something
[11:04:31] <crutchy> someone booted loggie out of #irpg
[11:05:25] <arti> barfers.
[11:05:55] <chromas> I don't see Loggie in my…log
[11:06:08] <chromas> Maybe it was while my net was jacking off a couple nights ago
[11:06:23] <crutchy> jacking off on your log
[11:06:53] <chromas> poor postgresql; needs a-cleanin' now
[11:07:10] <crutchy> hope xlefay ok
[11:08:25] <crutchy> ~time leeuwarden, friesland, netherlands
[11:08:26] <exec> [Google] 11:08am Saturday (CEST) - Time in Leeuwarden, The Netherlands
[11:08:37] <chromas> Has been awhile since the last update
[11:08:48] <chromas> /summon xlefay
[11:09:30] <crutchy> /summon ciri
[11:09:49] <crutchy> does monopoly have a ~join command?
[11:09:59] <chromas> it accepts invites
[11:12:59] * crutchy wonders what that looks like
[11:13:11] <chromas> /invite nick
[11:13:15] <chromas> or /invite nick chan
[11:13:20] <chromas> You can only do it if you're op
[11:15:30] <crutchy> cool
[11:15:34] <crutchy> how does that work?
[11:17:44] <chromas> buttmagic
[11:17:59] <chromas> it's like privmsg but invite instead
[11:18:07] <crutchy> ah
[11:18:47] <chromas> But the complex code to autojoin is: join $3
[11:18:49] <crutchy> WOOOOOW!!
[11:18:54] <Konomi> I forgot how good terry pratcheet movies are <3
[11:19:14] <crutchy> that's some crazy shit
[11:19:20] <chromas> there's a prebuilt onInvite event so that's what I put in it :D
[11:19:37] * crutchy drifts off to add an invite event handler in cmd.php
[11:20:00] <chromas> Will it account for the auth variable(s)?
[11:20:27] <crutchy> err
[11:20:32] <crutchy> i dunno
[11:20:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple's Walled Garden Appears to Prevent iOS Malware - http://sylnt.us - safer-in-the-bubble
[11:20:44] <crutchy> i have nfi what they are :-P
[11:21:26] <chromas> Well, the ones you're using to keep me from ~saying ans ~qing
[11:21:43] <crutchy> you can already use ~join :-)
[11:21:58] <crutchy> you can use any that are in ~list
[11:22:01] <crutchy> ~list
[11:22:02] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[11:22:02] <exec> rofl ~ ~cowsay ~moo ~fortune ~php ~con/con ~join ~part ~isup ~time ~rainbow ~translate ~translate-sl ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-sources ~weather ~weather-add ~help ~help-script ~civ ~civ-save ~civ-todo ~mackey
[11:22:22] <chromas> /join #testchan
[11:22:27] <chromas> ah I broke it
[11:22:44] <crutchy> /join .
[11:23:01] <crutchy> /join /join
[11:23:20] <crutchy> did you mean ~join?
[11:23:31] <crutchy> or does monopoly do /join?
[11:23:49] <chromas> Nah, I added a /join :D
[11:23:50] <crutchy> kids watching frozen again
[11:23:58] * chromas hasn't seen that
[11:24:03] <chromas> I wonder if it's on hulu
[11:24:35] <chromas> But I am going to visit my sister and her kids in a couple weeks. Who wants to come burgle the house while I'm gone?
[11:25:20] <crutchy> hold i'll just fork over thousands of dollars that i don't have to come over there :-P
[11:25:45] <chromas> oh derp, I have a big ol' if() statement and then no code after
[11:26:18] * chromas accepts the thousands of dollars
[11:26:21] <crutchy> sometimes its useful to have an if statement just hangin round
[11:26:43] <chromas> /join #testchan
[11:27:08] <crutchy> just in case... oh hang on that's an empty switch statement
[11:27:22] <crutchy> ~join #testchan
[11:28:21] <crutchy> my bot is retarded
[11:28:35] <crutchy> it keeps doing a whois on itself
[11:28:39] <chromas> it worked
[11:28:39] <chromas> oh
[11:29:00] <chromas> It's getting existential; how does it know it's really it?
[11:30:44] <crutchy> its prolly just singing the whoisd song
[11:30:49] <chromas> s/g /g s/
[11:30:49] <SedBot> <chromas> It's getting sexistential; how does it know it's really it?
[11:30:57] <crutchy> s/sd/s/
[11:30:57] <SedBot> <crutchy> its prolly just singing the whois song
[11:31:16] <crutchy> sedbot-stats
[11:31:16] * SedBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[11:31:48] * chromas rememebers when the number of lines used to go up
[11:31:57] * chromas SedBot test
[11:31:57] * SedBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[11:32:20] <crutchy> should make a script to keep track of alias stats
[11:33:05] <monopoly> I don't think I have any way to look back in my logs for SedBotting or whatever; wtf
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[11:44:51] <crutchy> lol they singing a song on frozen about finishing each other's sandwiches :-P
[11:46:21] <chromas> Mmm, cartoon sandwich action
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[13:02:01] <chromas> SoylentNews Radio: who will be our Jimmy James?
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[13:57:05] <chromas> Why does Scott Grimes sing like Michael Jackson?
[13:57:30] <chromas> s/ing/ound/
[13:57:30] <SedBot> <chromas> Why does Scott Grimes sound like Michael Jackson?
[13:59:57] <crutchy> dunno. why does Scott Grimes sound like Michael Jackson?
[14:00:15] <chromas> Wasn't a riddle
[14:00:49] <crutchy> bugger :-P
[14:01:04] <chromas> Steve Smith on american Dad
[14:02:06] <chromas> crutchy: s/ger//
[14:02:06] <SedBot> <chromas> <crutchy> bug :-P
[14:02:25] <chromas> SedBot: s/g/m/
[14:02:25] <SedBot> <chromas> <SedBot> <chromas> <crutchy> bum :-P
[14:02:46] <crutchy> remote debugging sucks ass
[14:03:19] <chromas> SedBot: s/*./frontbutt/
[14:03:28] <chromas> SedBot: s/.*/frontbutt/
[14:03:28] <SedBot> <chromas> <SedBot> frontbutt
[14:03:46] <chromas> crutchy: ssh, mister!
[14:04:04] <crutchy> yeah
[14:04:14] <chromas> Jesus wants you to ssh into your server
[14:04:48] <crutchy> i don't wanna be a server guy, and ssh needs me to be more of a server guy than i am
[14:05:43] <crutchy> and my initials are JC
[14:07:47] <crutchy> i'm gradually moving a var_dump down the process_scripts function
[14:07:57] <chromas> You just do ssh drcrutchins@8008135.net
[14:08:21] <chromas> Or drcrutchington
[14:12:50] <crutchy> maybe i eventually will
[14:13:17] <crutchy> but i have to get to the point where i'd rather set up ssh than do what i'm doing
[14:13:53] <chromas> Lol
[14:15:36] <crutchy> motivation scale:
[14:16:07] <crutchy> ssh <--------------- | --x-----------------> fucking around
[14:16:48] <crutchy> ssh is die hard server shit. i've tried to avoid it for years
[14:17:18] <chromas> What
[14:17:31] <chromas> It's on by default, isn't it?
[14:17:51] <chromas> With user/pass login
[14:18:12] <chromas> But I do like your graph
[14:25:59] <crutchy> could be
[14:26:01] <crutchy> i dunno
[14:26:06] <crutchy> :-)
[14:26:39] <crutchy> i prolly can't access it
[14:26:50] <crutchy> blocked in hosts.deny and iptables
[14:28:09] <chromas> Hosts
[14:28:12] <chromas> Hosts
[14:28:36] <chromas> Dare I say it the third?
[14:29:19] <chromas> Or do jinxed a mirror?
[14:29:24] <chromas> Need
[14:29:45] <chromas> $sr stsoh
[14:29:55] <chromas> /r stsoh
[14:29:55] <monopoly> hosts
[14:30:42] <crutchy> hosts?
[14:32:02] <chromas> To see if it summons a certain apk
[14:32:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> hosts hosts hosts
[14:32:08] * AndyTheAbsurd waits
[14:32:17] <chromas> Alex P Keaton
[14:32:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....nothing happened, guys.
[14:32:44] <chromas> What would we do, baby, without hosts?
[14:32:45] <crutchy> lol
[14:32:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> (and/or gals and/or whatever non-gender-specific reference you prefer)
[14:33:10] <chromas> No, it's guys and feds
[14:33:15] * crutchy hands out bandaids for all
[14:33:30] <crutchy> gotta avoid them 'open sores'
[14:35:00] <chromas> crutchy: s/so/sto/
[14:35:00] <SedBot> <chromas> <crutchy> gotta avoid them 'open stores'
[14:35:36] * crutchy is listening to a rap version of the voyager theme :-P
[14:35:46] <crutchy> hmm maybe not rap
[14:35:58] <crutchy> maybe techno or something
[14:36:09] <crutchy> sounds pretty good though
[14:42:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IPv4 - As Promised, Now Running Out - http://sylnt.us - now-can-we-all-have-IPv6-please?
[14:43:22] <chromas> Hey, what about all those 10.x.x.x IPs?
[14:44:14] <crutchy> apparently NAT is a naughty word
[14:45:17] <chromas> Make 'em public
[14:45:21] <crutchy> when is it actually goin to run out i wonder?
[14:45:28] <chromas> s/l//
[14:45:28] <SedBot> <chromas> Make 'em pubic
[14:45:33] <crutchy> it's always 'running out'
[14:46:08] <crutchy> when are we going to get to the 'holy crap there's none left' stage
[14:47:19] <chromas> That was true of duke nukem forever and enlightenment but they eventually came
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[14:47:55] <chromas> And so did aqu4
[14:49:38] <chromas> Gnu should have a nat tool, gnat
[14:49:55] <chromas> Except of course, you have to pronounce the g
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[15:40:55] <crutchy> penny just dropped
[15:41:06] <crutchy> fuck me drunk over a bar stool sideways
[15:41:30] <crutchy> aliases are all converted to lowercase :-/
[15:41:56] <crutchy> but those jibberish ones in the exec.txt file have uppercase letters in them
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[19:50:36] <SedBot> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Breakthrough for Information Technology Using Hustler Materials - http://sylnt.us - another-step-forward
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[23:42:35] <Ethanol-fueled> poutine--
[23:42:35] <Bender> karma - poutine: -345
[23:43:00] <Ethanol-fueled> ~translate se chingon
[23:43:02] <exec> [google translate] chingon (auto -> se): chingon
[23:43:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> !karma Ethanol-fueled
[23:43:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> hrm, that wasn't it.
[23:43:35] <Ethanol-fueled> ~karma Ethanol-fueled
[23:43:46] <Ethanol-fueled> neither that one.
[23:43:55] <Ethanol-fueled> ethanol-fueled++
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[23:44:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Ethanol-fueled++
[23:44:19] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, no circle-jerking
[23:44:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Ethanol-fueled++
[23:44:58] <Ethanol-fueled> try minus-minus
[23:45:03] <Ethanol-fueled> AndyTheAbsurd++
[23:45:03] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 7
[23:45:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Maybe it gets b0rked by the - in your nick?
[23:45:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> Ethanolfueled++
[23:45:55] <Bender> karma - ethanolfueled: -1
[23:46:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup
[23:46:03] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
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