#Soylent | Logs for 2014-06-12

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[00:02:47] <Blackmoore> and g'night all
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[00:08:42] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: how goes it?
[00:11:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dimension X: The 1950s SciFi Radio Show - http://sylnt.us - things-to-do-for-the-next-25-hours
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[00:14:56] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: NCommander should be meeting with matt_ now
[00:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing accomplished. now for the ritual soaking up of air conditioning.
[00:17:06] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I had to restore the db on dev from a backup taken Monday night. Some of your recent UTF8 tests posts and comments are now gone
[00:17:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. no biggie, they did their job.
[00:18:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably start tomorrow on tracking down what specifically can't deal with proper unicode characters so we don't have to encode them.
[00:18:49] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: the issue is we were having problems displaying some of the comments in the latest utf8 thread. I think I damaged the db by pasing in the content from users.pl into my mysql session.
[00:18:50] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: understood, thanks
[00:19:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oopsie.
[00:19:47] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: we need to retest the utf8 stuff just to make sure that my blunder was the issue and not something to do wity your mods.
[00:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep. tomorrow though. 11 hours of fishing without so much as a lunch break will wear you out.
[00:21:05] <paulej72> I am fairly sure it was my fault as I saw on line in one table that got deleted for sure and thus there were probably other things that happened as well.
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[00:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas why i made a clone of the db to do testing on tomorrow.
[00:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> vm db i mean not dev. going to one by one step through every non-slash module we use and see if any break unicode from a shell script. if not it's mod_perl most likely.
[00:39:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> got a hunch it's the dbd::mysql module though
[00:42:12] <mrcoolbp> randisaway: I just missed you!
[00:44:30] <randisaway> mrcoolbp: i'm back until the next grandchild 'emergency'
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[00:45:11] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: nice to meet you finally = )
[00:45:16] <mrcoolbp> so to speak...
[00:45:33] <randmcnatt> Thanks, it's nice to be met.
[00:45:56] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: have you played around with the theme options on soylentnews yet?
[00:46:28] <randmcnatt> I've looked them over but haven't tried anything with them.
[00:46:54] <mrcoolbp> try changing the theme to "chillax" and to "night mode" and looking around for a sec
[00:51:46] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: basically any graphics we do we'd like to be compatible accross the various themes (we'd like to make more themes too)
[00:56:14] <randmcnatt> Imrcoolbp: loaded the css's into kate and I'm looking at them side-by-side now.
[00:56:32] <mrcoolbp> cool
[00:57:07] <randmcnatt> it's pretty easy to see where the themes differ
[00:57:14] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: this is the graphics guy that contacted me BTW ^
[00:57:58] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: a bigger point is the graphics should be they should be background independent, as we plan to eventually expand the themes collection
[01:00:26] <mrcoolbp> rather then just agreeing with the current themes we have
[01:01:08] <randmcnatt> mrcoolbp: that limits the color schemes somewhat, but something gray or "silver" or maybe within a color spectrum...hmmm
[01:01:54] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: I'm not sure how best to phrase it, I'm working off suggestions from paulej72
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[01:02:18] <mrcoolbp> I'd hate to have to recolour and rework the entire graphic set for each new theme we create
[01:03:10] <randmcnatt> mrcoolbp: if the "common" areas are neutral, kind of like they are now (white, gray, black) the opens more possibilities there
[01:03:34] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: sounds like you get what I (we) mean
[01:04:52] <randmcnatt> it may be possible to use background transparency to add the colors to a neutral div or vice-versa; that's something I'd have to look into
[01:05:08] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: interesting
[01:05:39] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: are you a CSS/HTML etc. guru also?
[01:07:12] <randmcnatt> mrcoolbp: just been fooling around with html5 and css3 on my vanity website
[01:07:37] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: is it worthy of showing off?
[01:08:08] <randmcnatt> http://randmcnatt.com please be kind
[01:08:09] <monopoly> Title: Rand McNatt -- Photography &amp; Such
[01:08:24] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: I'll consider it = )
[01:11:59] <mrcoolbp> I like the little picture holder tabs
[01:12:06] <mrcoolbp> anyway
[01:12:26] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: do you want to take another look at the topic icons you sent me with all that in mind?
[01:13:15] <randmcnatt> mrcoolbp: can do. what would you want done with them?
[01:13:52] * mrcoolbp looks at them again
[01:15:49] * mrcoolbp looks at the current topic icon set
[01:18:49] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: I like the graphics you sent me, there's a few that could maybe be hashed out/discussed a bit further
[01:19:23] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: but I think while we have a cool set of images to draw from we are missing a few, and have a few in there that currently aren't topics
[01:19:27] <mrcoolbp> http://soylentnews.org
[01:19:28] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews: Topics
[01:19:37] <mrcoolbp> that's the set we should shoot for
[01:20:48] <randmcnatt> nag, nag, nag ;) I'll see what I can do.
[01:20:59] * mrcoolbp cracks the whip
[01:21:16] <randmcnatt> do you think we need to re-invent the icons or jsut clean up the ones we have?
[01:22:35] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: there's actually a few that we could use in their current form, I'd like to try to throw them up on our dev server and see how they look before I say anything definitive though
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[01:23:27] <randmcnatt> Whatever you want.
[01:24:24] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: cool, let me get with the dev guys and see how they look up there
[01:24:34] * mrcoolbp likes http://www.randmcnatt.com
[01:24:35] <monopoly> Filetype: SVG Scalable Vector Graphics image (22 KiB)
[01:25:18] <randmcnatt> roger, wilco. still designed for 40x40 pix?
[01:25:29] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I'd like to test out a few of these icons, do I need to make a pull request?
[01:26:07] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: we'll have to double check with paulej72, he's in charge of specs like that
[01:26:16] * randmcnatt doesn't completly understand
[01:27:33] <randmcnatt> mrcoolbp: nevermind -- my attention is being pulled from several directions
[01:27:42] <mrcoolbp> that's quite understandable
[01:27:54] <mrcoolbp> I'm usually multi-tasking at least two other things when in here
[01:30:13] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: I'd say we should shoot for 40x40, but when I'm making graphics (unless you are always starting with svg) I like to keep higher red versions on file for flexibility
[01:30:39] <mrcoolbp> s/red/resolution/
[01:30:39] <SedBot> <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: I'd say we should shoot for 40x40, but when I'm making graphics (unless you are always starting with svg) I like to keep higher resolution versions on file for flexibility
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[01:32:11] <chromas> lockedup.png should be the DRM icon
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[01:34:10] <mrcoolbp> not a bad idea crutchy
[01:34:22] <Subsentient1> $seen crutchy
[01:34:22] <aqu4> I last saw crutchy at 2014-05-31 04:29:25 UTC in ##. Their most recent message is "ctcp or something like that"
[01:35:18] <mrcoolbp> er, lol chroma
[01:35:23] <mrcoolbp> chromas*
[01:35:28] * mrcoolbp is clearly distracted
[01:35:39] * Subsentient1 is clearly lkg4nrtj.,gkjflt;gkjvtlrkhjgtrfg
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[01:36:26] <chromas> Subsentient: why doesn't aqu4 have more recent quotes? Does the log file need flushing first or something?
[01:36:48] <mrcoolbp> $last chromas
[01:36:54] <Subsentient> Good question...
[01:36:56] <mrcoolbp> $seen chromas
[01:36:57] <Subsentient> $seen Subsentient
[01:36:57] <aqu4> I last saw chromas at 2014-05-02 23:19:42 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "paulej72: yeah but I just left home for a bit to it'll be a while :("
[01:36:57] <aqu4> I last saw Subsentient at 2014-06-11 23:36:55 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "Good question..."
[01:37:08] <mrcoolbp> hmmm
[01:37:14] <mrcoolbp> one worked, one didn't
[01:38:19] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: what were the domains foe each
[01:38:42] <mrcoolbp> domains?
[01:39:19] * mrcoolbp wants to inject some of the "topic" icons randmcnatt made onto the dev instance
[01:39:25] <paulej72> were you talking about the faled emails
[01:39:29] <mrcoolbp> oh
[01:39:37] <mrcoolbp> I can tell you the most recent one
[01:40:41] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I already did a "force verify" for him
[01:41:07] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: that has worked in the past.
[01:41:36] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: ALSO I'm trying to get some graphics up on dev. to see how they might look
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[01:42:35] <Subsentient> derp derp
[01:42:38] <Subsentient> chromas: say something
[01:42:40] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: paulej72
[01:42:46] <Subsentient> $seen Subsentient
[01:42:47] <aqu4> I last saw Subsentient at 2014-06-11 23:42:41 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "mrcoolbp: paulej72 "
[01:42:57] <chromas> Subsentient: time to switch the logs to a postgresql instance :D
[01:43:02] <Subsentient> $seen chromas
[01:43:02] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick chromas, sorry.
[01:43:05] <Subsentient> WHAT?
[01:43:07] <mrcoolbp> hah
[01:43:14] * chromas isn't memorable
[01:43:14] <Subsentient> $seen chromas
[01:43:14] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick chromas, sorry.
[01:43:42] * mrcoolbp called him crutchy earlier due to his non-memorableness
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[01:43:57] <chromas> It's how I get away with…things
[01:44:00] <Subsentient> Ohh
[01:44:16] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: if you are replacing like for like, just replace the images in themes/defult/htdocs/imges. Don’t do a pull request, just make sure they are in a branch that is on your github.
[01:44:42] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: hmm I'll take a look
[01:44:43] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: I can checkout your branch an put it on dev for testing.
[01:44:58] <mrcoolbp> oh cool
[01:45:25] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: make sure your branch is up-to-date with the latest from slashcode
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[01:45:32] <Subsentient> I figured it out
[01:45:35] <Subsentient> it was her blacklisting
[01:45:38] <Subsentient> $seen chromas
[01:45:38] <aqu4> I last saw chromas at 2014-05-02 23:19:42 UTC in #citrus. Their most recent message is "Anyone else like stuffing grapefruits up their nostrils?"
[01:45:51] <Subsentient> $blacklist list
[01:45:51] <aqu4> 10 blacklisted vhosts found:
[01:45:52] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: is there an easy way to do that?
[01:45:52] <aqu4> [1] Khyber!*@*
[01:45:53] <aqu4> [2] bacon!bacon@*
[01:45:54] <aqu4> [3] deadbeef!*@*
[01:45:55] <aqu4> [4] juggler!*@*
[01:45:55] <aqu4> [5] *!chromas@0::1
[01:45:56] <aqu4> [6] *!chromas@*
[01:45:57] <aqu4> [7] *!*@47-85-184-52.dhcp.knwc.wa.charter.com
[01:45:58] <aqu4> [8] crutchy!*@*
[01:45:59] <aqu4> [9] *!*@62-31-652-122.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com
[01:45:59] <aqu4> [10] *!*@0::1
[01:46:00] <aqu4> End of blacklist list.
[01:46:08] <chromas> #cirtus isn't even a real chan
[01:46:08] <Subsentient> chromas:
[01:46:14] <chromas> s/rt/tr/
[01:46:14] <SedBot> <chromas> #citrus isn't even a real chan
[01:46:27] <Subsentient> lol
[01:46:28] <chromas> Even crutchy?
[01:46:37] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: a re-fork or update option?
[01:46:37] <Subsentient> $seen crutchy
[01:46:38] <aqu4> I last saw crutchy at 2014-05-31 04:29:25 UTC in ##. Their most recent message is "ctcp or something like that"
[01:46:39] * mrcoolbp looks
[01:47:03] <Subsentient> $blacklist unset crutchy!*@*'
[01:47:03] <aqu4> Unable to delete blacklist, it probably doesn't exist.
[01:47:04] <Subsentient> $blacklist unset crutchy!*@*
[01:47:05] <aqu4> Unblacklisting successful.
[01:47:24] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: https://help.github.com
[01:47:25] <monopoly> Title: Syncing a fork &middot; GitHub Help
[01:47:38] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: perfect, thanks
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[01:48:29] <SirFinkus> is coprophagia considered vegan?
[01:48:45] <Subsentient> $ddg coprophagia
[01:48:45] <aqu4> [1]: Title: Coprographia - Coprographia is involuntarily making vulgar writings or drawings. Coprographia comes from the Greek \u03ba\u03cc\u03c0\u03c1\u03bf\u03c2 meaning \ | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Coprographia
[01:48:46] <monopoly> Title: Coprographia at DuckDuckGo
[01:48:46] <aqu4> [2]: Title: Coprophilous fungi - Coprophilous fungi are a type of saprobic fungi that grow on animal dung. The hardy spores of coprophilous species are unwittingly consumed by herbivores from vegetation, and are excreted along with the plant matter. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Coprophilous_fungi
[01:48:47] <monopoly> Title: Coprophilous fungi at DuckDuckGo
[01:48:47] <aqu4> [3]: Title: Scatophagidae - The scats are a small family, Scatophagidae, of fishes in the order Perciformes. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Scatophagidae
[01:48:47] <monopoly> Title: Scatophagidae at DuckDuckGo
[01:48:48] <aqu4> End of results.
[01:49:09] <SpallsHurgenson> only if your source eats lots of sprouts
[01:50:43] <SpallsHurgenson> it's only thanks to IRC that I know what words like coprophagia mean
[01:51:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Court Rules Scanning Books for Digital Search is Fair Use - http://sylnt.us - scanning-is-caring
[01:51:32] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: just to keep it clear: keep the names the same, just replace the images.
[01:51:38] <mrcoolbp> yup
[01:51:43] <mrcoolbp> ot it thanks
[01:51:53] <mrcoolbp> s/ot/got/
[01:51:53] <SedBot> <mrcoolbp> got it thanks
[01:53:35] <SirFinkus> glad I could be educational
[01:54:27] <SpallsHurgenson> not you specifically; sadly, this was not the first time I've been in a discussion involving coprophagia
[01:57:15] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: I have to run off in a bit, I'll try to get these up on dev and see where we are at
[01:57:47] <paulej72> NCommander: ping
[01:57:55] <mrcoolbp> randmcnatt: in the mean time you could look at the topics we haven't fulfilled yet if you have a few moments
[01:58:38] <randmcnatt> mrcoolbp: sounds good, i need to ride herd on a couple of grandkids, then I'll have a look at those topics
[01:58:59] <mrcoolbp> sounds like a barrel of laughs
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[02:02:39] <SpallsHurgenson> grandkids are great; all the good stuff about kids, and you can send 'em away when they get whiney :)
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[03:55:45] <NCommander> paulej72, pong
[04:00:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate when a computer won't let me log on remotely... now I gotta get up :(
[04:07:01] <paulej72> NCommander: how did the meeting with matt_ go?
[04:18:03] <NCommander> paulej72, it went well
[04:18:07] <NCommander> paulej72, I think we have a plan
[04:18:31] <paulej72> oh noes Cylons
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[05:01:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - School Cancels Reading Program Rather Than Promote "Hacker Culture" - http://sylnt.us - current-stock-to-be-used-as-fuel
[05:02:57] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll say this much for the school board: at least if you gotta cancel a reading program because of a book, it's good to do it to ban a really crappy book.
[05:04:57] <paulej72> NCommander: kinit is not working for user slash
[05:06:13] <NCommander> paulej72, can I go punch something in the face? :-/
[05:06:28] <paulej72> sure NCommander
[05:07:07] <NCommander> Ok, so the problem limited to the slash user
[05:08:42] <Landon> ugh, that story
[05:10:20] <Landon> looking up the source, because that's one hell of a headline
[05:10:39] <Landon> http://www.reddit.com
[05:10:44] <Landon> more information
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[07:08:36] <NCommander> paulej72, I have no fucking clue what we did, but I just got a "Moderation Stats" email from SN
[07:08:41] <NCommander> That's a fucking first
[07:09:09] <JamesNZ> $beer NCommander
[07:09:09] * aqu4 gives NCommander a cold can of beer
[07:09:18] <JamesNZ> Congrats :)
[07:09:29] <Subsentient> $beer JamesNZ
[07:09:29] * aqu4 gives JamesNZ a cold can of beer
[07:09:37] <NCommander> mods total: 232 yesterday (0.0% of pool, 59.5% of comments)
[07:09:42] <NCommander> Also, people don't seem to like moderating
[07:09:50] * JamesNZ clinks
[07:11:13] <swiss> does anyone else here have a pebble?
[07:15:27] * ar
[07:15:52] <ar> but not currently paired with any phone, as i don't use an android phone anymore
[07:18:12] <Subsentient> NCommander: The problem is the lack of mod points.
[07:18:14] <juggs> NCommander, re moderating - I don't know why but I seem to be assigned Mod points right about the point I get done reading all the new (to my session) articles. At that point I don't feel inclined to wade back through all the posts I just read to apply moderation. I don't know how Mod points are dished out currently but suggest if a user becomes eligible for mod points, rather than grant them right away, grant them at the commencement of their next
[07:18:15] <juggs> login so they can apply them as they read.
[07:20:48] <NCommander> juggs, I think the algo needs a rewrite
[07:25:03] <Subsentient> NCommander: More opportunities to moderate are needed, for everyone. More frequent dispensing of mod points perhaps. Put it to a vote?
[07:25:11] <Subsentient> I need to go for now.
[07:25:13] <Subsentient> 'night :^)
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[07:26:28] <juggs> NCommander, I wouldn't know, just relating my experience with mod points. I'm not sure how my suggestion would work with people who persist logins with a cookie set. Perhaps that would need a "last active" timestamp" in the cookie and only award the Mod points if that timestamp is >8hrs ago - so those coming back to the site after a period away are alerted to their Mod points and in their reading can apply them.
[07:26:55] <swiss> sr20det++
[07:26:55] <Bender> karma - sr20det: 15
[07:27:09] <juggs> sr20det++
[07:27:09] <Bender> karma - sr20det: 16
[07:27:24] <juggs> now stop swiss - we'll get to 20 eventually
[07:27:33] <ar> what's sr20det?
[07:27:53] <ar> oh, nissan engines
[07:28:03] <swiss> juggs: one a day...
[07:29:32] <juggs> ar yeah - it's a petrol sniffers obsession. A lot of power from a small engine.
[07:30:11] <juggs> swiss
[07:30:15] <juggs> oops
[07:30:25] <juggs> swiss, what's the rush?
[07:31:00] <swiss> lol
[07:31:05] <swiss> sr20's always get there fast
[07:38:10] <juggs> Or detonate trying to in the hands of the inexperienced, or in the case of the Pulsar/Sunny explode the gearbox if you wind it up too far. All good fun.
[07:47:04] <swiss> lol
[07:52:04] <juggs> Meh, what engines / platforms don't have a weak point. Turn up the power, something is going to give eventually. I seem to remember the Subaru engine being know for having "chocolate pistons" - I've no idea if that was down to people running them too lean and suffering detonation or some real problem with Subaru pistons generally. I suspect it was the idiots tuning them beyond their limits myself.
[07:53:19] <juggs> I meant to say "there limits" meaning the engine, but actually in that context "their limits" meaning the tuners' limits is probably correct.
[07:54:03] <juggs> Anyway, I must away, the sun is up and threatening to turn me to dust.
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[10:27:20] <arti> coffee++
[10:27:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 236
[10:27:56] <crutchy> sorbet++
[10:27:56] <Bender> karma - sorbet: 3
[10:32:00] <crutchy> what's up arti?
[10:32:26] <arti> exploring svg wizadry
[10:32:30] <arti> wizardry
[10:32:37] <arti> how goes it?
[10:33:00] <crutchy> got home from work a little while ago
[10:33:27] <arti> nice, so begins the 2nd shift
[10:33:42] <crutchy> nice little jobs till about 3
[10:34:41] * arti offers blueberries
[10:35:26] <crutchy> partial refractory collapse not fun
[10:37:03] <arti> this involves gasses?
[10:45:15] <crutchy> nah just bricks made of stuff that weighs the same as steel
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[11:30:07] <crutchy> must... stop... eating...sorbet
[11:35:33] <chromas> Switch to hairpie
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[11:35:47] <crutchy> ~q
[11:35:49] <chromas> But not creampie
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[12:07:51] <crutchy> hi jamesnz,konomi
[12:08:40] <crutchy> hi chromas! :-)
[12:08:46] <JamesNZ> Greetings crutchy :)
[12:10:35] <KonomiNetbook> the botes for when you last upgraded your hardware sure are mixed
[12:10:39] <KonomiNetbook> votes*
[12:16:28] <crutchy> cos l33t isn't well defined for hardware upgrades in geekdom
[12:17:18] <crutchy> it can be cool to have the latest and greatest, or have an old clunker that's been serving you well for 20 years
[12:17:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> at this point you often only need to upgrade your hardware to play newer games
[12:17:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> mine was 2+ years ago and for everything else, this machine is plenty fast
[12:18:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> and that wasn't even a full system upgrade, just more RAM and a new video card.
[12:18:31] <crutchy> i still think of starcraft: broodwar as being an awesome game
[12:18:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's because it is an awesome game
[12:19:10] <KonomiNetbook> I mostly play low end games so x.x
[12:19:52] <crutchy> i like making my own scenarios and setting up an alliance between myself and maybe one computer player, and we battle 6 other computer players :-P
[12:20:27] <KonomiNetbook> "I like playing with myself"
[12:20:41] * KonomiNetbook hides
[12:20:51] <crutchy> but getting a computer player to help me :-P
[12:21:50] <crutchy> the other thing i like doing is (playing as human) spawn a zerg drone and a protoss probe at startup so that i can play up to 600 units :-D
[12:23:06] <crutchy> 30 lurkers and a line of photon cannons make for a mean defense
[12:29:45] <crutchy> yo chromas, pick up the phone...
[12:29:56] <chromas> Crutchy: I hopped into a game once and got about two canons up and the entire game was over
[12:30:32] <chromas> Not sure it korean but all their talk was two or three letters and they were fast
[12:30:42] <crutchy> lol yeah i suck at online anything
[12:30:54] <crutchy> i tried an online game of UT once
[12:31:02] <chromas> !grab Konomi
[12:31:02] <Bender> Added quote 183
[12:31:03] <crutchy> i think i literally lasted maybe 2 seconds
[12:31:14] <chromas> !grab KonomiNetbook
[12:31:14] <Bender> Added quote 184
[12:31:24] <crutchy> hahahaha that was a good grab
[12:31:37] <KonomiNetbook> ;p
[12:31:48] <crutchy> !quote KonomiNetbook
[12:31:48] <Bender> Quote 184 - <KonomiNetbook> "I like playing with myself"
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[12:31:54] <crutchy> gem
[12:31:55] <KonomiNetbook> shame it's in quotes
[12:32:15] <crutchy> you're welcome to do another without :-P
[12:32:22] <chromas> I think Konomi has hidden over 30 times so far. I should get creepy and dig into the backlog db
[12:32:52] <crutchy> konomi can hide but can't run
[12:33:04] <crutchy> hmm i think that was wrong
[12:33:07] <chromas> Hiding++
[12:33:07] <Bender> karma - hiding: 1
[12:33:09] <KonomiNetbook> ;p
[12:35:02] <chromas> Also hi crutchy, Konomi(Netbook), Bender, SedBot and company
[12:35:25] <crutchy> g'day from upside down land
[12:35:47] <chromas> You're in the US?
[12:35:56] <chromas> On wait, that's backward land
[12:35:59] <crutchy> err, no
[12:36:07] <crutchy> i'm from upsidedownia
[12:39:01] <chromas> I'm from shotimcuzhesinmahousica
[12:40:05] <chromas> So where's exec?
[12:40:41] <crutchy> i'm shifting files around, which means i have to check scripts to make sure they point to the right spots etc
[12:40:51] <chromas> Probably napping before all the abuse I'm about to hand out.:)
[12:40:54] <crutchy> so i can look at terminal logs online
[12:40:59] <crutchy> lol
[12:41:13] <chromas> No ssh?
[12:41:33] <chromas> You know you want to
[12:43:56] <chromas> And crutchy, you're unblocked from aqu4soft so you can throw burritos and do web searches
[12:44:15] <crutchy> ah yeah i saw that
[12:44:53] <chromas> Exec and aqu4 powers unite!
[12:48:10] <crutchy> exec is a bit of an outcast
[12:48:32] <crutchy> doesn't do oppy things
[12:48:49] <crutchy> just sloppy things :-P
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[12:50:19] <chromas> crutchy: s/y /y Joe/
[12:50:19] <SedBot> <chromas> <crutchy> just sloppy Joethings :-P
[12:50:33] <chromas> / /
[12:52:17] <crutchy> \\ \
[12:52:27] <crutchy> /facepalm
[12:54:16] <crutchy> hmm think i got off pretty light. only had to tweak a couple of scripts
[12:55:13] <chromas> Then there will be two
[12:56:15] <chromas> exec vs exec in irciv. Brought to you by Soylent Dew
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[13:00:09] <crutchy> check this out: http://irciv.port119.net
[13:00:58] <crutchy> (i had to use ephiphany to view in browser cos iceweasel showed a gay popup)
[13:04:00] * chromas spanks monopoly
[13:04:24] <chromas> Did the pop-up try to wrestle you?
[13:05:09] <crutchy> worse... it tried to download something to my system
[13:05:45] <chromas> Oh that domain is ignored so it doesn't bukkake the civ channel
[13:06:02] <chromas> Ew
[13:06:48] <chromas> Needs some formatting :D
[13:08:26] <crutchy> ~list-auth
[13:08:27] <exec> ~q ~reload ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~monitor ~restart ~get-source ~del-source
[13:08:28] <exec> ~say ~bucket ~wiki ~ping ~test-rss ~civ-admin ~civ-map
[13:08:38] <crutchy> ~get-source irc.php
[13:08:41] <exec> successfully downloaded "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/crutchy-/test/master/irc.php" to "/var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/irc.php"
[13:08:42] <monopoly> Filetype: PHP script, ASCII text (1266 lines, 34 KiB)
[13:08:58] <crutchy> ~restart
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[13:09:49] <crutchy> changed it a bit
[13:09:50] <crutchy> http://irciv.port119.net
[13:12:06] <crutchy> eek the stupid thing does a whois on itself 3 times :-/
[13:12:46] <chromas> Now you have to interrupt yourself and add a cache
[13:13:02] <crutchy> i need to do some more work in https://github.com
[13:13:03] <monopoly> Title: test/scripts/cmd.php at master · crutchy-/test · GitHub
[13:13:15] <crutchy> cache?
[13:13:16] <chromas> How many lines, monopoly?
[13:13:22] <chromas> cache the whois results
[13:14:01] <crutchy> i thought about that, but it shouldn't be doing a whois very often
[13:14:20] <crutchy> only when people join or change nicks in a game channel
[13:14:51] <crutchy> i think atm it just has the retard virus
[13:15:00] <crutchy> or its programmer does
[13:15:46] * chromas searched the log for irc password; was disappointed
[13:17:00] <chromas> If you want to fill your screen, you can also do a whowas
[13:21:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Al Gore: The Internet Has a Stalker Economy - http://sylnt.us - hiding-in-the-bushes
[13:21:45] <crutchy> not sure how to get exec to log a whowas
[13:22:38] <crutchy> lol do a whowas for mrbluze
[13:23:39] <crutchy> looks like a handy little command though
[13:24:08] <crutchy> here you go monopoly: https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:24:09] <monopoly> Filetype: PHP script, ASCII text (152 lines, 4 KiB)
[13:24:46] <chromas> yeah that other page was HTML
[13:24:52] <chromas> but it looked broken
[13:24:59] * monopoly hungry
[13:25:41] <crutchy> https://github.com
[13:25:43] <monopoly> Title: test/delphi/cdb/cdb.pas at master · crutchy-/test · GitHub
[13:25:55] <crutchy> woops sorry
[13:26:02] <crutchy> https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:26:04] <monopoly> Filetype: ASCII text, with CRLF line terminators (4944 lines, 137 KiB)
[13:26:28] <crutchy> few more lines in there to chew on
[13:26:59] <crutchy> even exec is getting a bit bloated :=/
[13:27:12] <crutchy> https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[13:27:12] <monopoly> Filetype: PHP script, ASCII text (1266 lines, 34 KiB)
[13:27:34] <chromas> You just need some core scripts and then add-ons
[13:27:52] <chromas> maybe put irCiv into its own directory and have includes for the exec file
[13:27:58] <crutchy> lucky most of its functionality is outside that file or it would look really bad
[13:28:20] * chromas wonders if showing file size and all that is actually useful but leaves it anyway
[13:32:07] <crutchy> there isn't anything to do with irciv in the bot script (irc.php)
[13:32:19] <crutchy> its all separate
[13:32:25] <crutchy> even the dicky whois stuff
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[13:34:19] <crutchy> omg!
[13:34:30] <chromas> oh noes!
[13:34:45] <crutchy> exec sed should kick in in a few minutes
[13:34:53] <chromas> s/.*/exec SedBot powers activate!/
[13:35:02] <crutchy> hopefully :-/
[13:35:53] <crutchy> <<2014-06-13 08:32:13>> Notice: Undefined index: active in /var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/scripts/irciv.php on line 839
[13:35:54] <crutchy> <<2014-06-13 08:32:13>>
[13:35:54] <crutchy> <<2014-06-13 08:32:13>> Notice: Undefined index: units in /var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/scripts/irciv.php on line 840
[13:35:56] <crutchy> <<2014-06-13 08:32:13>>
[13:35:58] <crutchy> <<2014-06-13 08:32:13>> Notice: Undefined index: units in /var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/scripts/irciv.php on line 846
[13:36:05] <chromas> There's a feature: watch for parts and joins
[13:36:14] <crutchy> handy having the terminal log online :-)
[13:36:41] <crutchy> it does
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[13:37:15] <crutchy> https://github.com
[13:37:17] <monopoly> Title: test/scripts/cmd.php at master · crutchy-/test · GitHub
[13:37:24] <chromas> To instantly activate sedbot powers
[13:37:27] <crutchy> wb SedBot :-)
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[13:38:01] <crutchy> ahh yeah that would be smarter eh :-P
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[13:38:10] <crutchy> hi FoobarBazbot :-)
[13:38:10] <chromas> Hmm I can't complete sedbot's name
[13:38:54] <crutchy> chromas: s/d/x/
[13:38:54] <SedBot> <crutchy> <chromas> Hmm I can't complete sexbot's name
[13:39:02] <chromas> SedBot: yay
[13:39:02] * SedBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[13:39:03] <monopoly> Title: FoobarBazbot/sedbot · GitHub
[13:39:25] <chromas> Sexbot++
[13:39:25] <Bender> karma - sexbot: 1
[13:41:40] <chromas> Only one, eh. I guess nobody will admit to it
[13:42:13] <crutchy> 8008135++
[13:42:13] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 15
[13:42:41] <crutchy> !whoup 8008135
[13:42:41] <Bender> uppers of 8008135 are: crutchy: 10, Blackmoore: 4, drussell: 1
[13:43:00] <crutchy> contagious
[13:43:23] <crutchy> now i just need t evolve
[13:44:38] <crutchy> might have an irciv fixing session sometime over the weekend
[13:44:47] <crutchy> now i'm just gunna work on feeds
[13:47:46] <chromas> Cool
[13:48:04] <chromas> Atom++
[13:48:04] <Bender> karma - atom: 1
[13:48:41] <chromas> Plus you can invest your own free format colon dee
[13:49:08] <chromas> s/ree/eed/
[13:49:08] <SedBot> <chromas> Plus you can invest your own feed format colon dee
[13:50:29] <crutchy> Bender: s/atom/it's nukular/
[13:50:29] <SedBot> <crutchy> <Bender> karma - it's nukular: 1
[13:54:07] <crutchy> chromas: i put exec_lt up on github too: https://github.com
[13:54:08] <monopoly> Title: test/irc_lt.php at master · crutchy-/test · GitHub
[13:54:28] <crutchy> its half the size of its bloated cousin
[13:54:58] <crutchy> doesn't have a lot of features, but does the basic script execution
[13:57:35] <chromas> Hey, everything could be an easy script; even the messaging :)
[13:57:45] <chromas> Exec
[13:58:11] <crutchy> messaging?
[13:58:20] <chromas> Irc
[13:59:13] <chromas> They could call each other and it would be a big mess ☺
[13:59:19] <crutchy> lol
[14:00:13] <crutchy> i remember discussing functionality breakdown with xlefay
[14:00:35] <crutchy> exec started out as a proof of concept for sublight
[14:01:22] <crutchy> xlefay had a cool idea and whilst he was setting his up using classes and was adding irc server stuff, i mucked around with script execution
[14:02:52] <crutchy> remember the first time exec (or bacon or whatever it was called back then) dropped my pants and you let the cat passwords out of the bag?
[14:03:01] <crutchy> that was some funny shit
[14:04:11] * crutchy hopes xlefay will still be interested in sublight when he comes back
[14:05:14] <chromas> ~password xlefay
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[14:05:40] <crutchy> yo xlefay... waaaaaazuuuuuuup!!!!!
[14:06:31] <chromas> /sha1 xlefay's secret password, hunter2
[14:06:41] <crutchy> yo xlefay's ghost nick... waaaaaazuuuuuuup!!!!!
[14:06:57] <chromas> /md5 xlefay's secret password, hunter2
[14:07:16] <chromas> monopoly: you buttpipe
[14:07:22] <crutchy> lmao'
[14:07:46] <crutchy> was wondering whether something was going to dribble out :-P
[14:08:07] * crutchy is still laughing
[14:08:19] <crutchy> buttpipe is such an awesome word :-P
[14:08:35] <crutchy> ~define buttpipe
[14:08:38] <exec> [urbandictionary] butt pipe: Term used to refer to someone who has just done something stupid.
[14:08:58] <crutchy> no sexual organ reference?
[14:09:55] <chromas> /sha1 xlefay's secret password, hunter2
[14:10:39] <crutchy> /sha1 buttpipe
[14:10:39] <monopoly> 36cd2bb1ca9fa048602035cf1458570484af599c
[14:10:47] <crutchy> spaces?
[14:10:58] <crutchy> or maybe '
[14:11:01] <chromas> /sha1 xlefay's secret password, hunter2
[14:11:01] <monopoly> 3905484c3543365bbab5b0212699fa01d9945727
[14:11:02] <crutchy> /sha1 buttpipe'
[14:11:02] <monopoly> dbf7b4135af98f803d8d2a317aea0b4057db699d
[14:11:12] <crutchy> yay!
[14:11:17] <crutchy> good buttpipe
[14:11:30] * crutchy pat's chromas' buttpipe :-P
[14:11:33] <chromas> Had a missing " in another function so it disabled the show thing
[14:11:40] <crutchy> wtf.... pat's?
[14:12:16] <chromas> s/show/whole/
[14:12:16] <SedBot> <chromas> Had a missing " in another function so it disabled the whole thing
[14:13:09] <chromas> At least I didn't accidentally the whole thing
[14:13:29] <crutchy> SedBot: s/another/the buttpipe/
[14:13:29] <SedBot> <crutchy> <SedBot> <chromas> Had a missing " in the buttpipe function so it disabled the whole thing
[14:14:20] <chromas> Butt |
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[14:42:25] <crutchy> chromas: i just figured out why i had exec enabling/disabling its sed the way it was (on a timer rather than on join/part/quit)
[14:43:11] <crutchy> although could still maybe take it off the timer and put the whois on join
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[14:49:42] <crutchy> hi juggs
[14:49:51] <juggs> bleh
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[14:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay thunderstorm
[14:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:55:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 237
[14:57:23] <crutchy> coffee++
[14:57:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 238
[14:57:42] <crutchy> hi TheMightyBuzzard, Woods
[14:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[14:58:03] <Woods> What up, Crutchy?
[14:58:45] <crutchy> not much. gettin late here. i'm just fixing up some code
[14:58:55] <crutchy> u?
[14:59:10] <Woods> I am wondering why you chose to use the name Crutchy.
[14:59:18] <Woods> So you know, same old.
[14:59:30] <crutchy> based on my surname
[14:59:38] <Woods> Crutchmiester?
[14:59:41] <crutchy> lol
[14:59:46] <crutchy> not quite
[15:00:24] <Woods> So you do no NOT have a strong affinity to side characters in movies starring a young Christian Bale?
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[15:00:58] <crutchy> i don't think so
[15:01:01] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:01:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 239
[15:01:07] <crutchy> hi Blackmoore
[15:01:07] <Blackmoore> monin
[15:01:18] <Woods> Got it. Glad we sorted that out.
[15:01:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Eleventh Circuit Ruling: Cell Phone Location Data is Private, Requires Warrant - http://sylnt.us - until-next-time
[15:01:34] <crutchy> unless the batmobile counts as a side character
[15:01:43] <Woods> Well, I can check that off of my list of things to do today, I feel better already.
[15:01:53] <Woods> Sorry, this is pre-batmobile days.
[15:02:21] <Woods> In the movie Newsies, there is a cripple kid who is called Crutchy.
[15:02:28] <crutchy> ah
[15:02:29] <crutchy> lol
[15:02:38] <crutchy> haven't seen that one
[15:06:31] <Woods> It is pretty good, actually, for a musical, starring an almost entirely male cast, of kids.
[15:22:16] <crutchy> ~get-source scripts/cmd.php
[15:22:19] <exec> successfully downloaded "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/crutchy-/test/master/scripts/cmd.php" to "/var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/scripts/cmd.php"
[15:22:20] <monopoly> Filetype: PHP script, ASCII text (193 lines, 5 KiB)
[15:22:43] <crutchy> ~get-source scripts/feeds.php
[15:22:45] <exec> successfully downloaded "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/crutchy-/test/master/scripts/feeds.php" to "/var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/scripts/feeds.php"
[15:22:46] <monopoly> Filetype: PHP script, ASCII text, with very long lines (120 lines, 6 KiB)
[15:23:01] <crutchy> ~get-source scripts/lib.php
[15:23:04] <exec> successfully downloaded "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/crutchy-/test/master/scripts/lib.php" to "/var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/scripts/lib.php"
[15:23:05] <monopoly> Filetype: PHP script, ASCII text (418 lines, 9 KiB)
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[15:27:54] <crutchy> hi TK, nick
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[15:28:12] <n1> hi crutchy
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[15:31:18] <weeds> good morning
[15:31:58] <n1> g'day weeds
[15:32:01] <crutchy> g'day weeds
[15:32:10] <crutchy> ~get-source scripts/cmd.php
[15:32:13] <exec> successfully downloaded "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/crutchy-/test/master/scripts/cmd.php" to "/var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/scripts/cmd.php"
[15:32:14] <monopoly> Filetype: PHP script, ASCII text (193 lines, 5 KiB)
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[15:38:42] <Blackmoore> mornin
[15:39:31] <crutchy> g'day Blackmoore
[15:40:27] <juggs> o.O noisy bot
[15:44:20] <crutchy> sorry juggs
[15:44:39] <crutchy> i'll move that stuff to #test
[15:44:52] <Konomi> crutchy is always noisey
[15:45:25] <crutchy> sometimes i do stuff in here if it seems quiet
[15:45:37] <Konomi> crutchy: one day I am going to make a bot use something high level to do the networking but it simply shuffles text to a bash script and that'll be the core mwahaha
[15:45:40] <Konomi> ;p
[15:47:07] <crutchy> Konomi: http://soylentnews.org
[15:47:08] <monopoly> Title: Journal of crutchy (179)
[15:47:31] <Konomi> lol
[15:48:17] <Konomi> bet me to it
[15:48:23] <crutchy> that was the beginnings of my irc bot adventure :-P
[15:49:32] <juggs> an adventure that will never end - there is always just ~one~ more function to add :D
[15:50:44] <crutchy> haha yeah i have discovered that :-)
[15:51:06] <Konomi> crutchy: http://paste.ofcode.org
[15:51:07] <monopoly> Title: Paste ofCode
[15:51:11] <Konomi> just finished this to help me out ;p
[15:55:25] <crutchy> i'm not real good at bash. is there a way to auto calc the md5sum of the humble file?
[15:55:39] <Konomi> the text file is for recording it
[15:55:46] <Konomi> line 32/33 does the calc
[15:55:50] <Konomi> note the md5sum command
[15:56:08] <crutchy> ah yeah :-P
[15:56:10] <Konomi> humble give you the md5 on their web apge
[15:56:45] <crutchy> so you paste it into nano
[15:56:55] <Konomi> yup
[15:57:00] <crutchy> cool
[15:57:11] <crutchy> nano++
[15:57:11] <Bender> karma - nano: 4
[15:57:15] <Konomi> the thought process was basically
[15:57:16] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[15:57:27] <Konomi> "I am tpying all of this, I could script this, why am I typing it!?"
[15:57:33] <crutchy> lol
[15:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, unicode support in this version of dbd is insane
[15:58:02] <Konomi> I wasn't familar with sed's regex though that took a bit
[15:58:13] <Konomi> mostly cause I had no idea groups needed escaping
[15:58:17] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: did you see my comment about validation errors?
[15:58:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> when?
[15:58:33] <crutchy> fiik :-P
[15:58:52] <crutchy> do a html validation of the SN homepage
[15:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell no. goes without saying that's gonna be fookered
[15:59:20] <crutchy> its not too bad
[15:59:42] <crutchy> there's a char encoding conflict between header and meta
[15:59:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah saw that
[15:59:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> donut care atm
[16:00:13] <crutchy> not sure if it affected anything you were working on
[16:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, workin off the command line justn ow
[16:01:26] <crutchy> Konomi: i hate regex. i google whenever i need a regex
[16:02:04] <crutchy> which thankfully is very rare cos i usually come up with some other workaround
[16:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> freakin dbd can't read properly stored unicode მინას ვჭამ და არა მტკივა but if you let it put in mangled it will read it back out properly
[16:03:06] <crutchy> maybe do a rawurlenconde :-P
[16:03:16] <juggs> crutchy,
[16:03:19] <juggs> oops
[16:03:21] <juggs> http://txt2re.com
[16:03:23] <monopoly> Title: txt2re: headache relief for programmers :: regular expression generator
[16:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we already got html encoding working on dev as a stop-gap. looking to have full unicode support.
[16:03:46] <crutchy> i think i used that one once
[16:04:15] <crutchy> sometimes stackoverflow or one of those forum sites has the regex i'm after
[16:05:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> stackoverflow always has the goods pretty much
[16:05:25] <crutchy> i prefer not to regex mainly cos its not good for code readability
[16:05:57] <crutchy> if i see one usually i have nfi what its doing :-P
[16:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> bs man, learn2regex and it's very readable
[16:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and powerful like superman
[16:07:24] <crutchy> lol prolly
[16:07:31] <crutchy> for all you software guys
[16:07:39] <crutchy> i'm just a lowly engimineer
[16:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> just go learn perl. that's the home of regex lovin.
[16:08:33] <crutchy> ha yeah slashcode did a good job of turning me off that
[16:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> or pick up the camel book
[16:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> /code regexes aren't that bad but some of the code definitely is.
[16:10:07] <crutchy> i don't like commenting, so if i can't understand my code without any comments its not readable
[16:11:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> have half a mind to drop the db stuff for now and go through all the code and replace every instance of $foo = $bar ? $baz : $biz with a proper if else statement
[16:12:25] <crutchy> that's one of the things that turned me off slashcode
[16:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that kinda shat should NEVER be used in production code
[16:13:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes it's valid perl but should never be done outside a hacky script you wrote for yourself.
[16:13:27] <crutchy> even my hacky shit has some standards compared to that
[16:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes coming along to add an elsif later a pain in the fucking ass
[16:14:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus i can never remember what it's called
[16:15:03] <Azrael> conditional operator ?
[16:15:06] <crutchy> just wondering what you think of the code style of this: https://github.com
[16:15:08] <monopoly> Title: test/irc.php at master · crutchy-/test · GitHub
[16:15:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> if you want to make even more unreadable, can you use $foo = $bar ? $baz : ($qux = $quuz ? $biz : $buz)
[16:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, there are a few of those too
[16:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> Azrael, could be. i'd have to look it up.
[16:16:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's...mildly terrifying, actually.
[16:16:31] <juggs> I don't know perl at all, but that looks positively weird. Is the ? making a compare between foo and bar?
[16:17:01] <crutchy> the ? is the break between the condition and first statement?
[16:17:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> juggs: it's equivalent to "if ($foo = $bar) { $baz } else { $biz }"
[16:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://perldoc.perl.org
[16:17:32] <monopoly> Title: perlop - perldoc.perl.org
[16:17:55] <crutchy> that's like the ie6 of coding styles
[16:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes me wanna look up everyone who put one in /code and kick them repeatedly in the nuts.
[16:20:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Community Groups Duped into Joining Anti-Net-Neutrality Coalition - http://sylnt.us - bait-and-switch
[16:21:47] <crutchy> Bender: s/i-Net-Neutrality Coalition/ Farm/
[16:21:47] <SedBot> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Community Groups Duped into Joining Ant Farm - http://sylnt.us - bait-and-switch
[16:22:42] <crutchy> fuk its after midnight
[16:22:48] <crutchy> on friday the 13th :-P
[16:23:36] <crutchy> might call it a night
[16:23:42] <crutchy> cyas
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[16:24:12] <juggs> Thanks AndyTheAbsurd - I thought that was the case, but damn is it unreadable.
[16:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet zombie gebus... looks like 2400 or so instances of using ternary conditionals
[16:25:24] <Blackmoore> you'll be fine as long as you aren't a knights templar
[16:25:33] <Blackmoore> g'nigh crisp
[16:26:25] <juggs> should keep you busy TheMightyBuzzard :D
[16:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
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[16:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well, sooner i get started the sooner it gets done.
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[17:09:39] <Blackmoore> ~weather key west
[17:09:43] <exec> Weather for Key West, FL US at 2014-06-12 14:29:00 (UTC) ~ 11.6 hrs ago:
[17:09:44] <exec> temperature = 75°F (23.9°C) dewpoint = 71.9°F (22.2°C)
[17:09:44] <exec> barometric pressure = 1018.4 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 90%
[17:09:44] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 78°
[17:10:37] <Blackmoore> heh. it's 75 here too. i guess i dont /need/ to rob a plane today.
[17:17:16] <paulej72> AndyTheAbsurd: $foo = $bar ? $baz : $biz; is equivaent to if $bar {$foo=$baz} else {$foo = $biz;
[17:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell you what, this nonsense will really get you good on operator precedence.
[17:24:36] <juggs> sounds like going back to school :/
[17:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> $self->getDescriptions($user->{is_subscriber} || $user->{is_admin} ? 'commentcodes_extended' : 'commentcodes')
[17:27:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> the || gets evaluated before the ?: but does it treat the whole ?: statement as a block or does it only OR against $user->{is_admin}
[17:28:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to be the latter. former wouldn't make sense
[17:28:19] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: My view is that when there's any doubt,parentheses are my friend.
[17:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, damned sippy
[17:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/sip/skip/
[17:28:40] <SedBot> <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, damned skippy
[17:28:45] <Bytram> $self->getDescriptions( ($user->{is_subscriber} || $user->{is_admin}) ? 'commentcodes_extended' : 'commentcodes')
[17:29:05] <juggs> Indeed, bracket the shit out of it to make it unambiguous
[17:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> the ?: is going away.
[17:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> kicking every last one out of Edit.pm right now.
[17:30:31] <Bytram> ummm, it took me a while to grok the operator, but so did understanding various other control structures.
[17:30:43] <Bytram> it's a commonly-used construct.
[17:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but it shouldn't be used in production code because others may come along later and need to add an elsif
[17:31:26] <Bytram> I heard something a long time ago: "It is easier to put slippers on my feet than it is to carpet the world."
[17:31:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> and nested ?: statements are fucked up to read
[17:31:38] <Bytram> ummm, that's what the stuff after the ":" *is*
[17:32:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no that's an else. it's only an elsif if you add another ?: statement
[17:32:30] <Bytram> getDescriptions is invoked with "commentcodes_extended" if the user is a subscriber or admin, else it is invoked with "commentcodes"
[17:32:31] <juggs> Give me a case statement and be done with it
[17:32:46] <Bytram> StAtEmEnT =)
[17:32:55] <juggs> ho de ho
[17:32:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?: is fine for a statement that will only ever have two possible conditions in your own personal code. otherwise it needs to gtfo.
[17:33:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Oh. okay. In that case, you surely don't want to see some of the production code I've seen!
[17:34:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, right there with you. but it's already gotten in my way several times and i'm currently in a position to make it not happen again.
[17:35:11] <Bytram> GIVEN: $foo = $bar ? $baz : $biz; is equivaent to if $bar {$foo=$baz} else {$foo = $biz;}
[17:35:44] <Bytram> either (or both) of $baz or $biz could themselves be replaced with ternary statements!
[17:36:03] <Bytram> I'm right there with ya.
[17:36:39] <Bytram> I think I stubbed my toes enough time that I just learned it through experience and added it to my toolbelt.
[17:36:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> or even further nested ternary statements
[17:36:58] <Bytram> bingo!
[17:37:39] <Bytram> right about then, if I persist with nested ternary stmts, I start using multiple lines and indentation to improve human parsing.
[17:38:20] <Bytram> Never noticed it before, but it reminds me of BNF and statement productions in a grammar.
[17:38:24] <juggs> no no - put it all on one line. It's more l33t that way.
[17:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use if/elsif/else because i'm not enough of a bastard to do that to anyone having to read my code later.
[17:38:34] <Bytram> BNF = Backus-Naur Form (spelling?)
[17:39:54] <Bytram> OTOH, I've been known to do exactly what you're talking about and make it blindingly obvious what is intended; even to the point of introducing additional temp variables.
[17:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i'm going back and doing right now
[17:40:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> one file at a time to all of /
[17:42:16] <Bytram> LOL. Good luck with that. There is one downside to the eplicitization of ternary statements in that it consumes much more space on the screen and may impede being able to see the *big picture* because of all the added code.
[17:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> will use a tad more memory where i need to use temp variables but i'd rather pay out of my pocket for extra server ram than have coders slowed down with wackiness.
[17:42:55] <Bytram> your wacky is my prized tool
[17:42:57] <Bytram> nograb
[17:43:44] <Bytram> I guess I'm just sayin that you're going to find it oft-used and trying to paddle against the current. that's all.
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[17:44:12] <Bytram> I felt the same way and did the same thing for about a year or so; now it's just another way to express myself in code.
[17:44:19] <Bytram> and with that, I just noticed the time and needs to be getting on about my day.
[17:44:24] <Bytram> thanks for the chat!!!
[17:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[17:44:32] <Bytram> LaminatorX: Hi! and bye!
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[19:28:31] <paulej72> I deleted all caps and not enough spaces lameass filters on dev. Should help with unicode testing
[19:30:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Human Language Builds on Birdsong and Speech Forms of Other Primates - http://sylnt.us - that-explains-the-'Chirpy-Chirpy-Cheep-Cheep'-song
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[19:31:16] <SoyCow4951> wow! I just transferred back to the 90's!
[19:31:32] <arti> the 1890s...
[19:31:51] <SoyCow4951> Jules? Is that..you?!?
[19:33:20] <SoyCow4951> ok...let's refresh the old skills!
[19:33:29] <SoyCow4951> arti: a/s/l?
[19:33:38] <arti> i was hoping you'd make breakfast
[19:33:43] <arti> 14/f/ca
[19:34:23] <SoyCow4951> hmm...you wouldn't by any chance be an undercover FBI agent now would you...cause you certainly fit the demographics...
[19:34:30] <Bytram> arti: I think you first have to do a .make config
[19:34:52] <arti> --gluten-free
[19:35:02] <arti> --with-cheese
[19:35:15] <SoyCow4951> what's all this beef with gluten anyway, I don't geti it
[19:35:37] <arti> beef with gluten sounds like a typical sammich
[19:36:19] <SirFinkus> so fucking wasp just flies into my room, stings me, then fucks off
[19:36:31] <SirFinkus> like it was just out of spite
[19:36:33] <arti> "bitch"
[19:36:56] <SirFinkus> it was all nonchalant about it too
[19:37:01] <SoyCow4951> as in white anglo-saxon protestant?
[19:37:21] <SirFinkus> I didn't know it was possible for a wasp to fly casually
[19:37:24] <SirFinkus> but it did
[19:37:43] <arti> swagger?
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[19:38:01] <SirFinkus> oh yeah, cocky little shit
[19:38:16] <SirFinkus> probably did it on a dare or something
[19:40:24] <arti> "alright, buzz is in"
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[19:42:06] <SirFinkus> they're all sniggering right now, looking for another victim
[19:42:18] <SirFinkus> or building a nest in my trunk or something
[19:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, cheers. i've got the dev vm reading unicode from the DB properly but inputting it in is another story entirely.
[19:44:16] <arti> inputting it in!
[19:44:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, tis one of them times where i've been speaking perl too long to remember englits
[19:44:52] <arti> "frazzled"
[19:45:55] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: you are probably hitting the encoding stuff in slash, some of the first things it does is encde the shit out of the input.
[19:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, ya, first thing i tried was removing encode_high_bits in Data.pm
[19:46:41] <arti> if machines encode everything, how do we know they got it right? i mean how do we know that tasty wheat doesn't taste like chicken?
[19:47:39] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: there is a regex that checks if everything is a-z,A-Z kind of stuff somewhere too
[19:48:41] <paulej72> brick layers are working outside of my window. I get mesmerized watching them.
[19:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that was encode_high_bits. well and the one i put in that did what encode_high_bits wasn't doing. i'm thinking yoink out all the encode_utf8/decode_utf8 calls next. they're not necessary with modern enough perl/dbd, which we have.
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[19:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> to get it to read right i had to break into DBIx::Password and force it to use {mysql_enable_utf8 => 1} in the attributes field cause i haven't found a non-hack-it-up way to pass that to it.
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[20:20:43] <DrMag> Hey everyone.
[20:23:13] <paulej72> hello DrMag
[20:24:47] <DrMag> Looking to order Indian food tonight.. want to try something new. Any recommendations? (dishes, not locations)
[20:25:10] <arti> first time eating indian?
[20:25:15] <DrMag> not at all.
[20:25:32] <arti> well, make sure you get some naan :D
[20:25:37] <arti> :O~
[20:25:37] <DrMag> That's a given. =)
[20:25:51] <DrMag> It's half the reason to order indian food at all.
[20:26:05] <arti> i usually make that with italian stuff heh
[20:30:11] <DrMag> They have a kashmiri gosht korma... fennel, ginger, and lamb.. that sounds pretty tasty.
[20:30:25] <Woods> DrMag: I just had some Indian for the first time yesterday.
[20:30:34] <Woods> I have no idea what it was, but it was delicious.
[20:30:52] <arti> woods, really?
[20:30:56] <DrMag> Sounds like my first time--it's magic. You have no clue what you're putting in your mouth, you just know you want more of it.
[20:30:59] <Woods> Arti: Yes.
[20:31:04] <arti> i had a few experiences before finding something i liked. i was about to write it off lol
[20:31:09] <arti> totally worth it
[20:31:30] <Woods> There was chicken in some orange-colored sauce, some green sauce stuff (Someone said it had tofu in it), and rice.
[20:32:29] <arti> bah i can't think of the name, they're little wraps. potato and stuffi n them
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[20:32:44] <arti> samosas
[20:32:58] <Woods> Sounds tasty.
[20:33:05] <paulej72> yes very delicious
[20:33:14] <arti> i make giant one
[20:33:17] <arti> like the size of a burrito
[20:33:26] <Blackmoore> I had Indian for the first time last week.
[20:33:45] <Blackmoore> yeah. some kind of chicken dish. it was great!
[20:34:00] <arti> samosa: http://www.theculinarylibrary.com
[20:34:01] <paulej72> chinken vindulu
[20:34:21] <paulej72> chicken tandori
[20:34:24] <Woods> The first couple of bites were confusing, but once I figured out the taste, it was good,
[20:35:01] <Blackmoore> Murg Tikka Masala
[20:35:13] <Woods> Chicken Tikka Masala
[20:35:18] <arti> that's good stuff
[20:35:23] <Woods> That is what I had.
[20:35:25] <paulej72> That was my next one
[20:35:31] <DrMag> Oh, now I'm torn... there's a Persian place nearby too. Which do I choose?!
[20:35:32] <Blackmoore> and at a medium heat i think i could of gone with Hot. :P
[20:35:39] <arti> persian is good too
[20:35:59] <Subsentient1> That's nothing. Here's my lunch: http://universe2.us
[20:36:02] <paulej72> never had persian, but I like thai food
[20:36:22] <arti> oh dude, try koobideh
[20:36:27] <arti> http://therecipelesscook.blogspot.com
[20:36:28] <monopoly> Title: The Recipeless Cook: Chicken Kabab Koobideh (Iranian Chicken Kebabs)
[20:36:31] <Blackmoore> the potato things you had were samosa
[20:36:32] <DrMag> Subsentient1: your failed attempt at disgust is no match for my current hunger!
[20:36:55] <Subsentient1> Disgust? I seasoned it with sage!
[20:37:18] <Blackmoore> ancient Subsentient1 secret sause
[20:37:21] <Subsentient1> I guess you just don't like indian food
[20:37:30] <Woods> Subsentient1: You might try some barley next time, it would spruce that right up.
[20:37:53] <arti> fuck now i want indian
[20:37:54] <DrMag> I do; well enough to know sage isn't a typical indian spice. =P
[20:38:25] <DrMag> The koobideh looks *amazing* right now too.
[20:38:29] <arti> my only advice to those new to indian, try to avoid dinner. it's typically crazy expensive
[20:38:45] <arti> you do get a cool tray to eat from though
[20:39:06] <arti> drmag: it's a great thing to test the waters with
[20:39:29] <DrMag> arti: no need to test the waters; I've loved persian foods for a long time!
[20:39:35] <arti> ooh, excellent!
[20:39:52] <arti> i became a lover with fesenjan
[20:40:10] * Subsentient1 just microwaves a can of pinto beans, mixes cumin and salt into it, and calls it 'culture'
[20:40:13] <arti> it's like a persian kurry
[20:40:15] <arti> curry*
[20:40:17] <DrMag> and peruvian, brazillian, mexican, ethiopian, russian, italian, german, ...
[20:40:43] <arti> germany has some good food, i dig the kurrywurst mit pommel
[20:41:00] <arti> pommes*
[20:41:00] <DrMag> I really enjoyed the food in Norway too.
[20:41:07] * arti imagines fish
[20:41:08] <DrMag> Reindeer is one of the tastiest things I've ever had!
[20:41:17] <Subsentient1> Santa has you on his shit list.
[20:41:29] * DrMag shrugs
[20:41:34] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[20:41:34] * arti shrugs too
[20:41:39] <DrMag> the waiter called my Reindeer stew "the Rudolph"
[20:41:43] <arti> lol
[20:41:48] * Woods sighs too
[20:41:55] <DrMag> I really wanted to convince the staf to start serving it with a Maraschino cherry.
[20:42:04] <Woods> lol
[20:42:12] <arti> with any meat, it's all how it's cooked
[20:42:34] <Subsentient1> A slow simmer leaves the fear intact and excentuates the murder-y aroma.
[20:42:49] <arti> murder only applies to humans, tool
[20:43:10] <Subsentient1> $burrito arti
[20:43:10] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[20:43:17] <arti> unless you want to start redefining words
[20:43:28] <arti> Subsentient means anus
[20:43:36] <DrMag> Ok, Persian it is. The Indian place is closed 'til 5:00, and I'm hungry now!
[20:43:36] <arti> look what i just did
[20:43:47] <Subsentient1> arti means "indian food"
[20:43:49] <arti> drmag, take pictures!
[20:44:08] * arti gets the scoop on the local places from his hair dresser
[20:44:12] <arti> she's like a persian mom
[20:44:24] DrMag is now known as DrMag|Off-getting-Persian-food
[20:44:44] aqu4 is now known as gbrtyjhnytyhrtghjnfgjhrtfghrtu
[20:44:52] * arti floats off to make some food
[20:44:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well, no posting utf8 stories yet. i'm calling today a win anyway though because i got reading utf from the db to the page working, got rid of all the ternaries out of one file, and just managed to post a comment with utf8 in it and have it show in the db as utf8.
[20:44:57] <Subsentient1> $burrito arti
[20:44:57] * gbrtyjhnytyhrtghjnfgjhrtfghrtu chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[20:45:22] gbrtyjhnytyhrtghjnfgjhrtfghrtu is now known as aqu4
[20:45:47] <Blackmoore> damnit. now I want burritos
[20:45:53] <Subsentient1> $burrito Blackmoore
[20:45:54] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Blackmoore
[20:45:56] <Subsentient1> There you are.
[20:47:22] <Blackmoore> http://fivethirtyeight.com
[20:47:23] <monopoly> Title: Anna Maria Barry-Jester | FiveThirtyEight
[20:47:37] <Blackmoore> slings more buritos back at you
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[21:01:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Practical Cross-VM AES Full Key Recovery Attack - http://sylnt.us - move-and-counter-move
[21:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, got stories working with unicode too right up to the point where you hit preview as an editor in admin.pl
[21:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, think all the brain juice has run out
[21:22:29] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: there is a special admin regex that gets applied at the story preview. It may be a different sub I can;t remember
[21:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly is but unless it jumps out and bites me i'm not going to find it today
[21:25:05] <Blackmoore> still progress.
[21:25:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, surprised me. i was going to give up for the day an hour ago.
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[21:55:04] <arti> mission accomplished?
[21:56:16] <paulej72> arti: it depends on how long he retains his meal :P
[21:56:27] <DrMag> Oh yes. It smells amazing.
[21:56:29] * arti recommends coconut milk
[21:56:39] <DrMag> Now it's time to kick back and watch Croatia get their butts handed to them.
[21:59:20] <Subsentient> arti: Coconut milk is great!
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[21:59:44] <arti> coconut milk + magnesium = :D
[21:59:56] <Subsentient> magnesium?
[22:00:03] <Subsentient> why and in what form
[22:00:30] <arti> both of those things are laxatives
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[22:00:39] <arti> combined, they are F.A.U.C.E.T.
[22:00:47] <Subsentient> ...
[22:01:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> but magnesium is so much more fun when you get it in the form of metallic ribbons
[22:01:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> and light them on fire!
[22:01:08] <arti> and then toss sparks at them!
[22:01:36] <arti> https://bitbucket.org
[22:01:38] <monopoly> Title: newspeaklanguage / samples / source / Words.ns3 &mdash; Bitbucket
[22:01:44] <Subsentient> And sear them to perfection and serve them with a delicate sauce.
[22:02:30] <Blackmoore> Magniesium fire starter + Rust + aluminum + WIN!
[22:02:56] <Subsentient> Why stop there? Why not just launch the strips into the sun?
[22:03:17] <arti> well, since you have the longest arms, i vote you do it
[22:03:20] <Subsentient> Might be expensive but the spetillionth of an increase in luminosity for a few milliseconds? Priceless.
[22:12:49] <DrMag> Brazil scores the first goal in the World Cup!
[22:12:56] <DrMag> For Croatia. =)
[22:14:10] <Subsentient> Foreigners. Don't you know that footballs are shaped like a giant rotting lemon?
[22:14:49] <DrMag> Which has never made sense to me.
[22:15:06] <DrMag> Why name a game after an action that, if you're playing the right way, shouldn't happen very often?
[22:15:15] <Subsentient> DrMag: No idea.
[22:15:23] <DrMag> Most of the time in American Football, if the foot contacts the ball, it's not a good thing.
[22:15:27] <Woods> DrMag: Reasons.
[22:15:30] <Blackmoore> well, if i want to launch the stuff, I'll take a page from mythbusters, and use it as a primer -
[22:15:54] * arti attempts to toggle Subsentient's troll bit off
[22:16:16] <Subsentient> arti: Careful, that pointer was freed but it's not set to null!
[22:16:41] * Subsentient watches the explosion at arti's *TrollPtr = false
[22:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, definitely done for the day.
[22:19:20] * arti pours some scotch for TheMightyBuzzard
[22:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a good man, him
[22:19:51] <arti> it helps to have something to look forward to
[22:20:09] <Subsentient> Or perhaps it should be *TrollPtr &= ~SUB_TROLL;
[22:20:42] * arti is transported back to the 70s
[22:22:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> irish whiskey instead for the moment. scotch after dinner.
[22:22:19] <arti> replicate some red meat
[22:22:39] <Subsentient> Replicators are Subsentient (R) Approved.
[22:22:56] <arti> approved models have been licked by Subsentient
[22:23:05] <Subsentient> Damn straight.
[22:23:33] <Subsentient> If you are allergic to peanuts, latex, or gerbils, don't lick where I licked.
[22:24:30] <arti> dirty
[22:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, much better. whiskey and the 10 hour version of the bacon pancakes song
[22:25:02] <Subsentient> arti: Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why cant weee be friends!
[22:25:08] <arti> hahaha, i like that song too.
[22:25:24] <arti> Subsentient, we have to press our butts together for the bonding to be complete
[22:25:30] <arti> this may occur clothed
[22:25:36] * Subsentient pukes on aqu4
[22:25:45] * aqu4 pukes on arti
[22:25:55] * arti completes the cycle by puking on Subsentient
[22:26:03] <Subsentient> The cirrrrclllle of puuuuuuuuuuuke!
[22:26:40] <arti> we should become a hardcore band
[22:26:45] <Subsentient> lol
[22:27:10] <arti> let's get some fizzy stuff and ride the merry-go-round
[22:27:49] <Subsentient> lol :^3
[22:27:59] <Subsentient> $beer arti
[22:27:59] * aqu4 gives arti a cold can of beer
[22:29:24] <Subsentient> arti: So, I thought you had a bot, yes?
[22:29:33] <arti> !decide yes no
[22:29:41] <arti> :O
[22:29:49] <aqu4> Maybe.
[22:29:57] <Subsentient> Perhaps.
[22:30:02] <aqu4> Probably.
[22:30:11] <Subsentient> arti:
[22:30:11] <aqu4> arti:
[22:31:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Worm Rapidly Spreads to Over 84,000 Twitter Users - Now Fixed - http://sylnt.us - did-anyone-notice?
[22:31:18] <Woods> FINALLY I can post a comment on that story, geeze.
[22:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> science: tested the looping bacon pancakes song on 8 n 7yo kids the other day. they managed to get tired of it in like 5 minutes.
[22:31:47] <arti> "me too"
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[22:33:58] * arti whips the vm
[22:36:19] * arti points to the ban list
[22:37:15] <arti> i think deep down somewhere it still bothers ncommander that he interacted with it like a person
[22:37:33] * arti cherishes the screenshot
[22:37:41] <Subsentient> I'm going to write a feature for aqu4 to make her regurgitate n lines of her logs into a channel.
[22:38:30] * arti finds this to be a worthy endeavor
[22:39:10] <Subsentient> I'll also abuse SubStrings.Find() to allow 'grepping' for a user.
[22:41:54] <Woods> Arti: Proof?
[22:43:54] <Woods> Arti: Still waiting to see that screenshot...
[22:44:21] <Subsentient> $burrito arti
[22:44:22] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[22:44:22] <Subsentient> 6
[22:44:28] <Subsentient> 7....
[22:44:36] <Subsentient> 561
[22:57:48] <Subsentient> fyhghjl,uiftgyh
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[23:02:49] <DrMag> Ugh.. I had forgotten how bad commercials can be;
[23:02:58] <DrMag> and how sports network commercials can be the worst. =P
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[23:41:08] <arti> captive audience
[23:41:59] <Subsentient> kgugbbcfhbggkchkgj
[23:42:07] <arti> ^- polish
[23:42:48] <Subsentient> lol
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[23:56:50] <Blackmoore> Fhqwhgads
[23:56:57] <Blackmoore> http://www.hrwiki.org
[23:56:58] <monopoly> Title: Everybody to the Limit - Homestar Runner Wiki
[23:57:11] <arti> sounds like some persian food
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