#Soylent | Logs for 2014-06-07

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[00:00:01] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as TheMightyBuzzard|Gone
[00:08:37] <Blackmoore> and I'm gone too - have a good weekend folks!
[00:09:30] <crutchy> cya Blackmoore
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[00:10:19] <crutchy> NCommander: maybe paulej72 is with xlefay in the other dimension
[00:32:58] <paulej72> I am at the hospital. My mom had surgery today. She is doing fine but I do not have full comp access
[00:35:55] <crutchy> cheers matey. best wishes to your mom
[00:36:23] <crutchy> hopefully she ok and gets better soon
[01:30:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alcohol may protect trauma patients from later complications - http://sylnt.us - one-for-the-road
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[02:50:48] * SpallsHurgenson release a puppy into the channel, to gambol and frolic and generally awe people with its cuteness
[02:54:25] <chromas> Is it a perl puppy?
[02:57:05] <SpallsHurgenson> Linux, I think
[02:57:27] <chromas> Is its name \b[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}\b ?
[03:05:17] <SpallsHurgenson> just for that, you get to clean up the mess puppy made on the floor
[03:05:59] * chromas passes the obligation to aqu4
[03:09:55] * arti sets the roomba to kill
[03:12:20] <SpallsHurgenson> great, just train the robots to get a taste for blood while they are young; that won't bite us in the ass one day, nosireebob.
[03:13:19] <arti> http://www.imdb.com
[03:13:21] <monopoly> Title: Runaway (1984) - IMDb
[03:13:37] <SpallsHurgenson> puppy, sic bot!
[03:14:29] <SpallsHurgenson> was that the one with homing bullets?
[03:14:35] <arti> yeah
[03:14:43] <arti> slow bullets
[03:14:55] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, what a terrible movie
[03:15:00] <SpallsHurgenson> puppy, sic arti
[03:15:08] * SpallsHurgenson needs a bot named puppy
[03:16:13] <arti> you could always automate a client
[03:16:37] <SpallsHurgenson> or I could get a real puppy and sit it in front of a computer!
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[03:26:43] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[03:27:20] * SpallsHurgenson sups
[03:27:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> hey Ethanol-fueled
[03:27:36] * AndyTheAbsurd was trying to install BSD but is giving up for now
[03:27:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Andy, what's the problem with installing BSD?
[03:28:13] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: directions
[03:28:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> according to my e-friend turtle, it doesn't understand something about the computer's HDD
[03:29:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, so it's not like pretty much every Linux nowadays, that just works?
[03:30:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've run into a lot of Linuxes that don't "just work" on the old-ass hardware that I mostly run
[03:30:49] <Ethanol-fueled> How old is that "old ass" hardware?
[03:30:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> This is a Dell Inspiron that's probably 10 years old now.
[03:31:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> maybe slightly more
[03:31:12] <crutchy> install windows 98 on it
[03:31:12] <Ethanol-fueled> what chip it runnun?
[03:31:38] <arti> which bsd?
[03:31:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> I *think* it's a Intel Core Duo at 1.2GHz, but I don't remember (and I just shut it down).
[03:31:50] * arti is most familiar with bsd
[03:31:51] <ciri> What did you have to stub test apache *and* mod_perl/5. Unless you're rocking intel (i've got an idlerpg.
[03:31:53] <arti> freebsd wow
[03:31:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> arti: FreeBSD.
[03:32:15] <crutchy> mod_perl5 eh ciri
[03:32:17] <arti> historically the part that gave me the most grief was setting up x
[03:32:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I got a "mountroot>" prompt.
[03:32:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> this isn't going to get X, it's going to be a low(er)-power service.
[03:32:51] <arti> so you're at the slices portion of the installer?
[03:32:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/service/server/
[03:32:55] <SedBot> <AndyTheAbsurd> this isn't going to get X, it's going to be a low(er)-power server.
[03:33:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't know what portion of the installer I'm at; that was where I ended up without ever pushing any buttons.
[03:33:28] <crutchy> just do a debian minimalist install. much easier
[03:34:08] <arti> well, if you have nothing to lose, use the auto configuration
[03:34:11] <arti> for the disk layout
[03:34:50] <arti> after you get a feel for it, wipe it and do something a little more advanced, where root, usr, var are off on their own
[03:36:27] <crutchy> eventually you will be able to remote-format your mouse :-P
[03:38:15] <arti> http://www.freebsd.org
[03:38:15] <monopoly> Title: 2.6.�Allocating Disk Space
[03:39:51] <crutchy> monopoly's title thingy is an awesome idea
[03:40:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Thinking about converting an old laptop to a firewall / router. IS iptables good enough in your opinion?
[03:40:29] <Ethanol-fueled> iptables on minimalist linux.
[03:40:32] <crutchy> iptables is the best packet level
[03:41:32] <crutchy> i also use hosts.allow/deny etc
[03:41:45] <crutchy> for a server
[03:42:27] <crutchy> the old mysql query browser used to work without putting mysqld in hosts.allow, but now workbench needs it
[03:42:53] <crutchy> old query browser mustnt have used socket
[03:43:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Did any of you read the article about the Google Glass blocker?
[03:44:07] <chromas> Is it a hat with an LED?
[03:44:15] <Ethanol-fueled> (or was it even submitted to the front page?)
[03:44:22] <chromas> I don't recall seeing it
[03:44:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, I'll paste the relevant part from the article...
[03:44:51] <crutchy> does it work like a speed camera blocker?
[03:45:30] <crutchy> or is it technology that is based on punching out the person wearing google glass?
[03:46:06] <Ethanol-fueled> No, it is a shell script that...(fuck, can't find the layman's explanation) uses aircrack and some other stuff to identify a unique string in Glass' ID.
[03:46:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Here, I'll just post the link. Perhaps somebody should just submit this to the front page, haha.
[03:46:34] <chromas> layman's explanation?
[03:46:36] * chromas looks around
[03:46:49] <Ethanol-fueled> http://julianoliver.com
[03:46:50] <monopoly> Title: Julian Oliver - Log
[03:46:53] <crutchy> ~define layman
[03:46:54] <SpallsHurgenson> never understood all the hostility against google glass while at the same time people give a pass to anyone with a smartphone (or CCTVs)
[03:47:01] <crutchy> exec: man who gets laid
[03:47:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls - because with a smartphone, at worst you can surrepetitiously get a voice (or wireless traffic etc.) recording without directly pointing a camera at somebody.
[03:47:47] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson: if i saw someone with a smartphone taped to their forehead i'd prolly punch them out too
[03:48:04] <crutchy> /not really :-P
[03:48:16] <Ethanol-fueled> In the bar scene, cameras should only be pulled out for special occasions, not poking around and constantly recording everything.
[03:48:31] <chromas> Or at least, give the camera some beer goggles
[03:48:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I would spit in a glasshole's face.
[03:48:39] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a bit late to get upset about a living in a panopticon
[03:48:55] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - code the app for it. Probably a guassian blur applied to the video frames
[03:49:05] <crutchy> ~define panopticon
[03:49:07] <chromas> oh then it's already done
[03:49:18] <crutchy> exec: panoramic unicorn
[03:49:26] <SpallsHurgenson> frankly, I half-believe that the hate against glass is being manufactured/encouraged by governments/people-in-power because it gives Joe Average the sort of power they themselves once controlled
[03:49:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls - congrats, I finally met somebody more paranoid than I am :)
[03:50:04] <chromas> Whatever happened to combatserver?
[03:50:23] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson: i'm confused
[03:50:36] <SpallsHurgenson> ehn, I don't think they are out to get me. I think They are just looking out for themselves :)
[03:51:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Look, guys, it's bar ettiquette - pulling out your camera is fine if somebody is showing their tits, or doing 5 shots, but after that's done with you put the phone the fuck down, you don't keep walking all over the place in every nook and cranny recording like a goddamn weirdo.
[03:52:03] <Ethanol-fueled> It's mainly bars (and movie theaters, for obvious reasons) which are formall banning glass.
[03:52:07] <Ethanol-fueled> formally^
[03:52:14] <crutchy> its much more polite to just grope a nice pair of bewbs than to take pictures of them
[03:52:53] <crutchy> esp if they've been released by their owner :-P
[03:52:53] <chromas> With Glass, why not do both?
[03:53:20] <chromas> then post an animated gif on the internet
[03:53:26] <chromas> jif
[03:53:34] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - porn is one of the FEW useful applications of video-enabled glass.
[03:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> besides a nice video of a police-baton crashing down on the frustrum in first-person perspective, followed by the word "OW* and static.
[03:54:27] <crutchy> don't underestimate the porn industry, which has been probably *the* most significant driving force in the development of the internet'
[03:54:46] <SpallsHurgenson> they just need to put a little red light on the Glass for when it is recording so people know :)
[03:54:48] <chromas> Yet somehow all the porn on the Internet is free
[03:54:58] <crutchy> only a tiny fraction of it
[03:55:04] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I've always wanted to interview a webmaster who works in the adult industry -
[03:55:17] <crutchy> the web isn't the internet
[03:55:20] <Ethanol-fueled> (do you also have to photoshop the armpits in all those photos?)
[03:55:28] <crutchy> well, the indexed web
[03:55:50] <crutchy> porn is huge, especially in asia
[03:56:08] <chromas> crutchy: Yeah and if you leve the Web, you'll find all the HD videos you can fill your HDD with for free
[03:56:31] * SpallsHurgenson is interested in what you are saying and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
[03:56:40] <crutchy> you can, but there are a lot of people out there that pay too
[03:56:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty fascinating, actually, the phenomenon of hikikkomori and also the Chinese giving up on women because expectations are so high and women are so few.
[03:56:56] <crutchy> same as how you can download movies for free, but people also pay for them
[03:57:16] <crutchy> japanese porn is fucked up
[03:57:30] <chromas> You have to press mute
[03:57:31] <ciri> Tis why i argue, take off your underwear also, this is a fantastic question: why mainstream us press doesnt feed the bot.
[03:57:40] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - not really, I think they're just more honest about expressing their fetishes.
[03:58:22] <chromas> what's really fucked up about it is the gential mosaics
[03:58:28] <crutchy> i saw a clip of a game show with a guy touching up chicks behind panels with just their bits showing through holes and he fucked one that he liked and he lost if that chick was his mom or his sister
[03:58:31] <chromas> s/ti/is/
[03:58:31] <SedBot> <chromas> what's really fucked up about it is the genisal mosaics
[03:58:35] <crutchy> only in japan
[03:58:37] * chromas derps
[03:58:40] <Ethanol-fueled> For example, to make bestiality illegal is an acknowledgement that it's a problem. First principles.
[04:00:46] <crutchy> porn is something the the west generally switches off to (publicly at least) but its still a massive industry everywhere
[04:00:49] <Ethanol-fueled> But yeah, I can't get behind porn depicting a live woman chopped up like a sushi roll. Only the Japanese could do something like that.
[04:01:22] <chromas> They misunderstood when they heard "eating out"
[04:01:28] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[04:01:32] <crutchy> lmao
[04:02:23] <crutchy> i guess vivisection was an acceptable practice by the japanese during ww2, so their porn industry is just following that lead :-P
[04:02:43] <crutchy> ^ ok that was just wrong
[04:03:54] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, sadism is pretty common fetish. Guro is only an artistic representation of sexual sadism.
[04:04:10] <Ethanol-fueled> and it's important to note that guro artists and viewers don't actually do that to women.
[04:04:11] <arti> guro++
[04:04:11] <Bender> karma - guro: 1
[04:04:32] <arti> crutchy, what's interesting is the pixelation is mainly due to US meddling
[04:04:39] <arti> back in the day
[04:04:44] <arti> bbiab
[04:04:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Most of them don't, at least, if I recall correctly a Japanese cannibal was actually treated as a celebrity. Women were writing him in jail, throwing themselves at his feet.
[04:04:49] <NCommander> my stomach hates me
[04:04:56] * NCommander blinks
[04:04:58] <arti> that's a fun game
[04:05:01] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander - try coconut milk.
[04:05:03] <NCommander> What the hell did I walk in on?
[04:05:10] <arti> coconut milk is awesome
[04:05:16] <crutchy> <blink>blinkity blink blink!</blink>
[04:05:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander - a scientific discussion about porn and fetishes.
[04:05:36] <crutchy> yes, and thus far no goat.cx references
[04:05:38] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, next you're going to claim you just read Playboy for the articles
[04:05:38] <crutchy> oops
[04:06:04] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander - I do, because the nudity is soft and the articles are informative. I read Hustler for the nudity.
[04:06:27] <crutchy> playboy isn't porn anyway
[04:06:29] <Ethanol-fueled> When I read Playboy, the articles were really much better than the centerfolds - very literate.
[04:06:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Even Penthouse did a comparison of currencies used in the Star Trek Universe.
[04:07:00] <NCommander> ...
[04:07:05] <NCommander> uh
[04:07:07] <crutchy> playboy chicks are often fugly too
[04:07:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I did a lot of breaking into dad's closet as a kid :)
[04:07:22] * NCommander is speechless
[04:07:34] <NCommander> .devoice NCommander
[04:07:35] <chromas> Tha's unprecedented
[04:07:39] <NCommander> .op
[04:07:39] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o NCommander] by juggler
[04:07:44] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v NCommander] by NCommander
[04:08:15] <chromas> .op
[04:08:28] <NCommander> .op chromas
[04:08:28] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o chromas] by juggler
[04:08:30] <chromas> In my mind, that totally worked
[04:08:37] <NCommander> .deop chromas
[04:08:37] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o chromas] by juggler
[04:09:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander - no shit, in the Penthouse Article about Star Trek Currencies, they called gold-pressed latinum "Deep Space Dough"
[04:09:30] <NCommander> .... I'm sorely tempted to Google for it if I wasn't in public
[04:09:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I believe renowned smut cartoonist Sam Gross even did stints for the New Yorker
[04:09:50] <SpallsHurgenson> god forbid strangers might find out :)
[04:09:58] * NCommander notes he met mrcoolbp, matt_, and bryatm in real life today
[04:10:17] <crutchy> cool
[04:10:27] <Ethanol-fueled> NSFW link incoming:
[04:10:28] <Ethanol-fueled> http://cartoonists.cartoonbank.ru
[04:10:30] <monopoly> Filetype: JPEG image data, JFIF standard 1.02
[04:10:33] <crutchy> is there a secret SN handshake now?
[04:11:03] <chromas> it involves bacon and poutine--
[04:11:11] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, were they as hot as they were in their profile pictures?
[04:11:18] <crutchy> lol
[04:11:34] <crutchy> they pose as guys but they're really borg chicks
[04:11:34] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, tbree out of four people in #staff are sexy
[04:11:43] <NCommander> :-)
[04:11:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, does that leave you as the uggmo?
[04:12:01] <NCommander> I need to loose weight ._.;
[04:12:23] <crutchy> being married instantly doubles your sexy factor :-P
[04:12:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander - are you angry? A good way to run a workout is to imagine getting revenge on people, and how you'll do it. The hatred provides fuel and keeps you going.
[04:13:46] <crutchy> stupid gedit keeps hanging
[04:13:53] <crutchy> how the hell can gedit hang?
[04:13:59] <crutchy> its just a fucking text editor
[04:14:30] * NCommander was the only single guy there ._.;
[04:14:34] <crutchy> maybe i shouldnt be editing files on a nas
[04:14:44] * NCommander is both the youngest and only unmarried block on staff
[04:14:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander - married men are good at only one thing - pretending they're happy.
[04:15:02] <crutchy> lol
[04:15:02] <NCommander> er, actually, I'm not sure if xlefay is married
[04:15:09] <crutchy> nah hes not
[04:15:14] <Ethanol-fueled> You don't see all that nagging, that arguing, behind the scenes.
[04:15:19] <NCommander> oh, as a side note
[04:15:19] <crutchy> and he is very young
[04:15:23] <NCommander> we *have* heard from xlefay
[04:15:26] <NCommander> He's alive
[04:15:28] <paulej72> NCommander: I am unmarried
[04:15:41] <crutchy> was he hospitalized?
[04:15:57] <NCommander> paulej72, you work for a university. Some might say being married would be reducent
[04:15:59] * NCommander ducks
[04:16:07] * crutchy was worried about all the blood noses he kept getting
[04:16:08] <paulej72> lol
[04:16:14] * Ethanol-fueled what's "reducent" mean?
[04:16:29] <paulej72> !define reducent
[04:16:31] <crutchy> sorry no ~define atm
[04:16:31] <NCommander> means NCommander can't type redundant
[04:16:39] <NCommander> paulej72, how's your mother
[04:16:43] <crutchy> exec is under the knife
[04:17:01] <crutchy> paulej72: what NC said
[04:17:02] <ciri> Arti xlefay chromas crutchy bacon coffee kobach mattie_p ncommander bytram mrcoolbp paulej72 barrabas zford auto_def khyber hax0rz.
[04:17:27] <paulej72> she is doing ok. Between the anetesia and other meds she is sleeping most of time
[04:17:30] <crutchy> ciri you're supposed to mix it up not regurgitate verbatim
[04:17:50] <Ethanol-fueled> paulej72, care to share what's wrong with momma?
[04:18:08] <paulej72> She has a historecomy
[04:18:13] <crutchy> she's getting a link to the matrixx
[04:18:25] <crutchy> oh yeah my mum had that
[04:18:44] <Ethanol-fueled> cysts? Precancerous cells?
[04:19:12] <Ethanol-fueled> endo?
[04:19:21] <paulej72> she had a D&C done reacently and they found some things thaer precancerous, Since she had breast cancer 7 years ago, they recomeneded getting the procedure
[04:19:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Sucks, man.
[04:20:37] <paulej72> It sucks, but it was not like she was planning on using her plumbing aging profesiionally :P
[04:21:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I heard from some people that women fuck better after menopause.
[04:21:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Though that probably meant "shortly after" menopause.
[04:22:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I know all of those terms because my grandma had a double-mastectomy and was not afraid to reveal her chest to me during childhood.
[04:23:18] <Ethanol-fueled> after the mastectomy, I mean.
[04:24:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I don;t even want to go into when she described her vaginal prolapse using hand-gestures.
[04:24:32] <Ethanol-fueled> is xlefay okay?
[04:25:24] <paulej72> xlefay will be OK, he just needs a few more days to get things straigtened out
[04:27:04] <paulej72> off to bed now. see you tomorrow.
[04:27:58] <crutchy> cya paulej72
[04:29:46] <NCommander> http://knowyourmeme.com
[04:29:46] <monopoly> Title: [Image - 630377] | Trolling | Know Your Meme
[04:29:47] <NCommander> O_O;
[04:33:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, were you in the military?
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[04:34:08] <Ethanol-fueled> mattie_p, Ncommander says you're hot. Are you bi-curious? * Wink*
[04:34:20] <NCommander> ....
[04:34:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, I don't blame you.
[04:34:32] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, you either need more or less booze. I haven't decided which
[04:34:45] <mattie_p> If he said that, then I only have the hots for NCommander. Sorry
[04:34:47] <mattie_p> nograb
[04:34:57] <NCommander> >.>;
[04:35:00] <NCommander> <.<;
[04:35:04] <NCommander> v.v;
[04:35:22] <mattie_p> :)
[04:35:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Less, for sure. I was lectured only an hour earlier by my PH.D buddy, who was determined to ruin my night because I ruined hers only a week earlier.
[04:36:22] <Ethanol-fueled> But that's not gonna happen. Alcohol consumption, engage!
[04:37:20] * NCommander needs to meet more women in his life
[04:37:23] <NCommander> ;.;
[04:38:03] juggs|afk is now known as juggs
[04:39:17] <crutchy> NCommander: google 'naked women'
[04:39:47] <crutchy> at least they don't spend all your money :-P
[04:40:08] <crutchy> hi juggs
[04:40:40] <crutchy> how many people know about your regurgitator bot?
[04:40:44] <juggs> hey crutchy
[04:41:09] <juggs> no idea - not very many seem to bother sitting in channel, that's all i know
[04:41:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:41:31] <monopoly> Title: Star Trek: The Next Generation Intro HD - YouTube
[04:41:44] <crutchy> i usually have exec in there, but its down for maintenance atm :-P
[04:42:03] <crutchy> there's some good links
[04:42:29] <crutchy> i posted one from phys.org recently that regurgitator spat out
[04:42:47] <juggs> always open to suggestions for additional rss feeds to chuck through it
[04:42:55] <juggs> glad someone found it useful :)
[04:43:01] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org
[04:43:02] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews
[04:43:10] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, I feel your pain. However, you see only the good side of being paired. You don't see the arguments, bickering, passive-aggressiveness. Most people I work with ask me what my life is like, who I'm dating, when I;m gonna be married.
[04:43:57] <Ethanol-fueled> The reason why they ask those things is because their lives suck, their women have them by the balls, they live vicariously through you, and finally; because they want you to be as miserable as they are.
[04:44:08] <juggs> that would kind of defeat the point crutchy - my plan was to have it as an aggregating source for possible soylent articles. Then again, thinking about it, it wouldn't hurt.
[04:44:17] <crutchy> there are aguments in marriage, but the companionship is much much more significant
[04:44:37] <crutchy> ^understatement
[04:44:37] <Ethanol-fueled> But, Ncommander, don't fret -- I know a baby-crazy woman who likes smart men, has a thick but tight and good body, and who wants to settle down.
[04:45:06] <chromas> ~define thick
[04:45:16] <crutchy> lol
[04:45:26] <crutchy> exec: thick: aka blonde
[04:45:55] <crutchy> exec: thick body: aka fat chick
[04:45:56] <Ethanol-fueled> No, she's a brunette, has a degree in accounting from SDSU, lack of social skills, and who want to settle down.
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[04:46:38] <Ethanol-fueled> she's cold but not mean. She understands that you want to stay up late at night and that you have to be gone on business trips.
[04:47:23] * crutchy prefers a woman with something to hold onto... skinny bony chicks maybe hot to look at but that's about it
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[04:47:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Seriously, I have to make the connection in a non-creepy way...but if you're a smart but busy man looking to reproduce, she's very self-sufficient and honest.
[04:47:55] <crutchy> lol
[04:48:11] <mattie_p> oh nice, apparently my internet is going to be bouncy tonight. awesome
[04:48:34] <JamesNZ> Plot twist: Ethanol-fueled is the woman!
[04:48:59] <Ethanol-fueled> James: no, I just know one who might be a good match.
[04:49:02] <crutchy> that toe sucking photo was just off craigslist eh
[04:49:31] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: that wasn't the one I'm talking about. that one was the Ph.D in psychology who just gave me the extended lecture about drinking and then left.
[04:50:05] <crutchy> m last was re you being a woman :-p
[04:51:31] <Ethanol-fueled> No, I;m not a woman. IN fact, I considered teh idea of wearing my slashdot 15th anniversary t-shirt while letting my cock flop.
[04:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I will drop it on you all at a later date, when I;m feeling less flaccid.
[04:53:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, if you're serious, give me a hoot.
[04:53:58] <juggs> must away a few, bouncy server in need of reboot
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[04:54:28] <Ethanol-fueled> She lives in San Diego, but has an extremely high tolerance for idiosyncracies and I have a good rapport with her.
[04:54:33] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled can manage the pimping department of SN
[04:55:56] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - you're just jealous that I have a Slashdot 15th anniversary T-shirt and you don't.
[04:56:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Those ThinkGeek shirts are extremely high quality too - heavyweight cotton and bulletproof silkscreening
[04:57:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I got mines for free, but if the ones they sell are the same as mine they're worth the high price.
[04:57:43] <Ethanol-fueled> My only regret is that I got 2 other XXXL ones for free and I cut em up and turned 'em into bate rags.
[04:57:43] <ciri> Xlefay, once every 8 hours but on july 2, that she will meet you halfway.
[04:57:45] * NCommander blinks
[04:58:00] <NCommander> You know, I think I'm just going to rm this memory
[04:58:14] * NCommander steals Ethanol-fueled's fuel supply to use as brain bleach
[04:58:31] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander - I'm serious about this offer.
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[04:59:14] <Ethanol-fueled> The only hard part is how I approach her with the proposition. "Uh, this really smart guy...who lives on the East Coast..."
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[04:59:54] * NCommander honestly has no idea how he feels about it
[05:00:27] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, I hope you like wine, because that's all I got tonight. 2-for-1 deal on bottles :)
[05:04:31] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, red, white, ros or some sorta blush?
[05:05:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Pinot Grigio or Sauvignon Blanc.
[05:05:19] <Ethanol-fueled> For its chuggability and lack of headache.
[05:05:53] <Ethanol-fueled> If NCommander prefers men, I can point towards a good looking white-haired, blue-eyed guy who loves to get wild.
[05:06:18] <NCommander> ... seriously, what is it with my community and my personal life
[05:06:29] <NCommander> First my choice of car, then my license plates, now my love life?
[05:06:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, you were the one who lamented not being married. In doing that, you open yourself up to the analyses of armchair psychologist.
[05:07:14] <NCommander> No, I don't want to be married. I just wanted to go out on a date :-P
[05:07:16] * NCommander notes he'll get worried when someone goes and buys me a funeral plot
[05:07:29] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander - then go to backpage.
[05:08:00] <NCommander> backpage?
[05:08:03] * NCommander is afraid to ask
[05:08:05] <Ethanol-fueled> here's how you do it. You leave the money on the nightstand, so she can grab it and not implicate you or herself in being caught.
[05:08:10] <crutchy> ncommander.... there's always fuckbook :-P
[05:08:35] <crutchy> oh you mean a date date
[05:08:44] <crutchy> like eating proper food n stuff
[05:08:56] <Ethanol-fueled> DO NOT treat anybody to a dinner on the first date.
[05:09:04] <Ethanol-fueled> that sends teh wrong message. \
[05:09:22] <crutchy> that you just want her for her steaks?
[05:09:39] <NCommander> ....
[05:09:56] <NCommander> Uh
[05:10:05] <NCommander> ....
[05:10:13] <crutchy> n stuff
[05:10:15] * NCommander feels his brain go snap
[05:10:40] <juggs> Set's the wrong precedent for sure Eth
[05:11:08] <crutchy> she might want to get maaried or some shit
[05:11:14] <juggs> how the hell did an apostrophe get in there
[05:11:45] <crutchy> better to just be upfront and tell her you wanna get drunk and fuck
[05:11:51] <crutchy> ?
[05:11:52] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, on many dating sites, there are many women who live a transient lifestyle. First of all, say that you like to travel. Second of all, say all the interesting places you've been. Third of all, be prepared to travel to reach them. Fourth of all, behave as if you don't expect sex on the first date.
[05:12:29] <crutchy> and tell them you're the leader of a cult of nerds
[05:12:33] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, part of me wants to yell, "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16", and the other part wants to go "TOO MUCH INFORMATION"
[05:13:36] <crutchy> and that your minions are at your disposal to badmouth anything she doesn't like :-P
[05:13:54] <SpallsHurgenson> even at 16 I could have smelled the bullshit coming from his mouth
[05:13:59] <crutchy> s/badmouth/downmod/
[05:13:59] <SedBot> <crutchy> and that your minions are at your disposal to downmod anything she doesn't like :-P
[05:14:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, no, you don't want to mention that part.
[05:14:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Translate the technical details into business-speak.
[05:15:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Manager of an Internet-based and politically-active non-profit.
[05:16:06] <Ethanol-fueled> all the leftist girls with pit hair will get all juicy at that.
[05:16:18] <Ethanol-fueled> if you have an income greater than 50K, list it.
[05:16:23] <crutchy> "i'm rationalizing the department of redundancy department into a Swarm of Attack Ninjas
[05:17:09] <crutchy> i mean business dudes
[05:17:54] <crutchy> hmm i guess correcting something you say wrong using sed syntax would be a nono :-P
[05:18:09] <juggs> you could really go to town and throw "multi-national", "diverse", "individually empowering" into the mix too
[05:18:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't know Ncommander's sexual orientation, but I do know that it's much easier for gays to get laid.
[05:18:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I dated many fag-hags and have been in many gay bars.
[05:18:33] <crutchy> and definitely DO NOT use regex in conversation :-P
[05:18:41] <juggs> How easy was it to get laid?
[05:18:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, are you "diverse?"
[05:18:57] <crutchy> lol
[05:19:02] <crutchy> if its not a personal question
[05:19:29] <juggs> "deviant" could work in certain circles too :D
[05:19:50] <crutchy> 'e's not 'diverse'... 'e's a very naughty boy!
[05:20:09] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs -NO. juggs One of the most common mistakes straight men make is reavealing and asking for fulfullment of their fetishes too early.
[05:20:29] <crutchy> etha
[05:20:36] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled: what do magic mushrooms taste like?
[05:20:46] <Ethanol-fueled> If Ncommander is gay, those rules are thrown out the window. But if Ncommander is straight, I know a woman in Sacramento I could point him to.
[05:20:47] <juggs> Depends on the circles they move in ;)
[05:20:49] * NCommander is straight
[05:20:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Master's degree in archaeology.
[05:21:08] <Ethanol-fueled> flies plains.
[05:21:10] <NCommander> But I think I need to head to bed
[05:21:15] <crutchy> so she digs smart guys bahahahahaa
[05:21:28] <NCommander> If I hang around Ethanol-fueled too much longer, my brain will not so much be twisted as it will be sprained
[05:21:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, ncommander, get back to me later. I can point to you two good options.
[05:22:00] * NCommander probably shouldn't note he was working on his pilots license at one point
[05:22:07] <crutchy> goat.cx is not an option Ethanol-fueled
[05:22:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't know, I think it's sort of impressive how everything he says is even more pathetic than the last. He's got a natural gift
[05:22:08] <juggs> When does the discussion of a finders fee rear its head?
[05:22:12] <Ethanol-fueled> the key, Ncommander, is not to act like I referred them to you. But I can give you extensive dossiers.
[05:22:36] <juggs> o.O
[05:22:37] <crutchy> he's even test drive them for you :-P
[05:22:52] <NCommander> I dunno if I should be squicked, or if I should leave a tip :-P
[05:22:55] <Ethanol-fueled> and I can provide extensive psychological profiles.
[05:23:04] <crutchy> and swabs!
[05:23:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, I'm not asking for anything.
[05:23:34] <NCommander> I ... uh ...
[05:23:35] <juggs> Just attention :P
[05:23:37] * NCommander blinks some more
[05:23:43] <crutchy> do they have 'ethanol-fuelled' tattoos on their asses?
[05:23:46] <NCommander> I think you broke my brain
[05:24:02] <crutchy> you probably just braineed your damage
[05:24:04] <NCommander> NCommander cancels Incorporate: Too insane
[05:24:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Both don;t have the stench of me hovering over them, nor do they have herpes or any other permanent STD.
[05:24:44] <crutchy> just need the usual NCommander; terms of use, privacy policy, copyright notice and disclaimer
[05:24:44] <ciri> : What is the information we need to keep up in the usual manner.
[05:24:51] <juggs> Just the transient type then - nice.
[05:25:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Both like smart men, one likes transient men, I think I can be of some help in this manner.
[05:25:22] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled: by tranient you mean in and out?
[05:25:33] <crutchy> s/ni/nsi/
[05:25:33] <SedBot> <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled: by transient you mean in and out?
[05:25:49] <juggs> in then limp most likely if Ethanol-fueled
[05:25:52] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, ... I almost hate to ask, but roughly where in meatspace are you based?
[05:26:13] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander - I'm in San Diego.
[05:26:25] * NCommander normally likes San Diego
[05:26:30] <NCommander> Though the last time I was there wasn't great
[05:26:39] * NCommander has greatly enjoyed the bars in the Gaslight district
[05:26:42] * crutchy just figured out 'meatspace' wasn't a domain reference
[05:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander - that's "GASLAMP" district. "Gaslight" is a form of psychological torture.
[05:27:35] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:27:35] <monopoly> Title: Gaslighting - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[05:30:21] <juggs> I worry that with the information Ethanol-fueled is eliciting from NCommander, they're busy surreptitiously setting up a profile for him on some "dating" website. :D
[05:30:49] <NCommander> .... I am totally fucking afraid to know what the community might bring if we ever do an official meet the staff event
[05:31:03] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, oops, I'm kinda tired :-P
[05:31:04] <JamesNZ> Be afraid. Be very afraid.
[05:31:17] <NCommander> ... gah
[05:31:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, I know what that's like with Slashdot. I went to their 15h anniversary party.
[05:31:51] * NCommander notes he wants to lobotomy for the part of his brain which just imagined Ethanol-fueled bursted out of a giant cake nake
[05:31:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I have an awesome T-shirt...but everything else was nothing but an effort at viral markating, which had nothing to do with slashdot.
[05:32:25] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, yeah, but unlike Slashdot, we'd have real people there. I'll even drive the Soylent Ford Pinto :-)
[05:32:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I But - there were a lot of powermac G5's in a waste pallet in INtuit's parking lot, that I wish I stole and sold.
[05:33:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing is real but TROLLS>
[05:34:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Buttercup a person and they will forget. Punch them in the face and they will tear up and swing :)
[05:34:56] * NCommander notes if I get back ont he road
[05:35:06] <NCommander> I won't mind meeting SN people in all fifth states for beer and pizza
[05:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, meet me in CA and I'll hook you up with PUSEY.
[05:35:32] <NCommander> I'll even go to Canada!
[05:36:21] <NCommander> y Republicca de Mxico con mi coche porque Mxico es bueno :-P
[05:36:24] * NCommander is really frie
[05:36:41] <NCommander> United Mexican States, not Republic of Mexico >><;
[05:37:09] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, go to Mexico. Their tourism industry is hurting for gringos like you.
[05:37:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Just give the cops the money. And carry as much money as you can, because we have to stimulate the economy.
[05:43:58] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, I'm aware. You're talking ot someone who had Residente Temporal status in Mexico
[05:53:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Troll line ---- Errybody above this line is being trolled ^^^^
[05:53:29] <SpallsHurgenson> gee, ya think?
[05:53:36] <Ethanol-fueled> suck me of, faggot
[05:53:39] <SpallsHurgenson> I just wish your trolls were higher quality.
[05:53:50] <SpallsHurgenson> or at the very least interesting
[05:53:52] <Ethanol-fueled> let me see your REAL war face!
[05:54:02] <Ethanol-fueled> you troll interestingly, faggot.
[05:54:31] <SpallsHurgenson> well, that's more traditional trolling anyway.
[05:55:06] <Ethanol-fueled> come on, I'm waiting. Show me your great Swedish strength.
[05:55:25] * TheMightyBuzzard|Gone yawns
[05:55:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I think your former love interest is being opened up by an African muslim.
[05:55:48] <SpallsHurgenson> that's just confusing trolling.
[05:56:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm here to get my rocks off, not yours.
[05:56:12] <SpallsHurgenson> look, go to bed and work on some better material for tomorrow, okay?
[05:56:44] TheMightyBuzzard|Gone is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[05:56:47] <Ethanol-fueled> No, I think I get more jollies telling you to suck my cock.
[05:56:57] <Ethanol-fueled> My work here is done.
[05:56:57] <crutchy> thats sad
[05:57:26] <crutchy> takes a good bj for me to get jollies
[05:57:42] <crutchy> oops did i say that out loud :-/
[05:57:43] <Ethanol-fueled> But you aren't getting one, because you SUCK.
[05:57:53] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHA< fuck face.
[05:58:02] * juggs sighs
[05:58:20] <SpallsHurgenson> ooh, mad cow disease in texas!
[05:58:37] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my niggerdick, faggots.
[05:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, you're right. it's not even skilled trolling. i just got back and i'm already bored.
[05:58:49] <crutchy> so you get your jollies by attempting (failing) to insult a bunch of nerds on irc... seems kinda gay
[05:59:00] * SpallsHurgenson is reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com
[05:59:01] <monopoly> Title: MAD COW - A Totally Tom Animation - YouTube
[05:59:24] <juggs> Take the UK's response to that - dig ditches, pile them high and burn them.
[05:59:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm bored too. Can Soylent News find some edgy person to call upon niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers?
[05:59:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Or beaners?
[06:00:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not edgy, grabbing low-hanging fruit is the opposite of edgy.
[06:00:35] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:00:37] <monopoly> Title: Flairs - Truckers Delight (Official music video) - YouTube
[06:00:48] <crutchy> edgy is the guy that finds a ladder to climb to the top to shit on everyone else
[06:01:20] <crutchy> damn hole in my coffee mug
[06:01:25] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:01:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 202
[06:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like a retarded person showing up on wtf-ever that reality show is with simon n the chick from the 80s n trying to sing.
[06:01:35] <crutchy> if only that worked to fill my coffee mug
[06:02:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck my dick motherfuckers.
[06:02:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> they think they're crushing it but nobody feels anything but pity
[06:02:32] <crutchy> and everyone says "yay that's really awesome" (gag)
[06:02:59] <Ethanol-fueled> So what are you all talking about now that you're not talking about "it"?
[06:03:01] <crutchy> you should write a bot Ethanol-fueled
[06:03:08] <crutchy> a troll bot
[06:03:38] <SpallsHurgenson> won't work; even bots have standards :)
[06:03:42] <Ethanol-fueled> UH-Uh. I don't whore myself out for the fucking jew.
[06:03:46] <crutchy> lol
[06:04:01] <crutchy> hmm never met a religious bot before
[06:04:07] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: charge for its use; that will keep them at bay
[06:04:26] <SpallsHurgenson> do bible-bots count?
[06:04:38] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - keep what at bay? They want to ban me, they will fucking ban me.
[06:05:01] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:05:06] <crutchy> ~troll Ethanol-fueled
[06:05:07] <ciri> Ethanol-fueled can manage the pimping department of redundancy?
[06:05:08] <Ethanol-fueled> That's my bot
[06:05:25] <chromas> I guess wget doesn't to https?
[06:05:27] <crutchy> hahahahaha @ ciri
[06:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, does
[06:05:37] <crutchy> that's mixing it up
[06:06:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck you motherfuckers.
[06:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> less booze and have some notes ready for tomorrow. you can do it!
[06:08:03] <juggs> But it's Ethanol-fueled - it's not going to function without fuel.
[06:08:11] <chromas> oh; it was the same link as last time so it was ignore
[06:08:18] <chromas> d
[06:08:32] <SpallsHurgenson> monopoly ignores duplicate links? neat
[06:08:40] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
[06:08:40] <chromas> only the last one
[06:08:50] * chromas should add a cache and stuff
[06:09:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're /. vets here. you gotta bring the good stuff if you want to get us wound up. "fuck you" and racial slurs ain't gonna cut it.
[06:09:28] <juggs> I've lost track of what is and isn't a bot in here.
[06:09:46] <SpallsHurgenson> cache with a timer, I think. if it sees the same url within x minutes, ignore
[06:11:27] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, that's my nightly check in. see you lot in six hours or so when the coffee happens.
[06:11:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha watch that shit, that's fucking awesome
[06:11:55] <SpallsHurgenson> sleep is good.
[06:12:02] <Ethanol-fueled> buzzard, watch the vid./
[06:12:06] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahahahahah\
[06:12:20] * SpallsHurgenson is sleeping these days to the sound of rain in a tropical forest; very soothing (and blocks out the traffic :)
[06:12:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls, we had a lot of raining here, which was pretty awesome.
[06:13:15] <SpallsHurgenson> real rain doesn't make enough noise for me :)
[06:13:24] <Ethanol-fueled> But now we have the sunlight, and the tides are favorable to 4pom.
[06:13:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm GONNA PISS MOTHERFUCKERS
[06:13:41] <Ethanol-fueled> BE BACK
[06:14:07] <juggs> Sounds like a good plan Spalls. I need something that can defeat the random heavy footed stomping of the inhabitants in the apartment above me. I swear they are descended from heavy-set trolls with 12 inch legs.
[06:14:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I can't complain about my neighbors
[06:14:51] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I CAN, but I shouldn't, because I am pretty sure I am just as bad
[06:15:06] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, I have a pisss-blow on my c++ book sitting on my toilet seat
[06:17:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck You, nigga.
[06:18:06] <SpallsHurgenson> fortunately, the walls are pretty thick, so most of our noises are filtered out
[06:18:59] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:19:00] <monopoly> Title: N.W.H. - &quot;F*CK THE SECURITY GUARDS&quot; Music Video - YouTube
[06:20:21] <juggs> I live in a 1920s built apartment structure, sound-proofing was clearly not a requirement back then. My lease even has a clause for placing a coal container in the communal hallway :D I might exercise that just for the sake of seeing the reaction of others.
[06:21:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Adds Sex Industry and Drugs to GDP - http://sylnt.us - Sudden-Outbreak-of-Honesty
[06:21:46] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:21:54] <SpallsHurgenson> I think this place was built in the '50s. No coal buckets, but a distinct parcity of outlets and I think it's still the original wiring :)
[06:21:56] <chromas> (-1, Redundant)
[06:22:46] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: are they all two-pronged outlets?
[06:22:49] <juggs> Still, the walls are constructed from some serious engineering grade brick that defeats pretty much any retail available drill bit - that takes care of noise from neighbours on the horizontal plane. The vertical plane is the problem.
[06:22:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck my dick fuckers.
[06:23:38] <crutchy> chromas, i think exec needs an Ethanol-fueled auto-retort :-P
[06:23:56] <crutchy> he would have so much fun with it
[06:23:58] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: especially in summer, when everyone has their windows open, right?
[06:24:11] <chromas> InappropriateRejoinderBot
[06:24:47] <chromas> "That's what your mom said this morning when I was pulling the beads out"
[06:25:06] <crutchy> take what Ethanol-fueled says and switch a few keywords with other suitable keywords :-)
[06:25:12] <crutchy> lol
[06:25:15] <crutchy> ew
[06:25:27] <crutchy> or that too
[06:25:30] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, not really. This is sound resonance through floors / ceiling. It's not so much TV / appliance noise, but occupant noise when moving around. The floors thump.
[06:25:38] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: I think there actually is a non-sequitor bot out there. Just change its list of things to say and you're good to go :)
[06:26:10] <chromas> it's less fun if I don't roll it myself and make it full of security holes
[06:26:19] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: ah, I think I'm spared that. Although I do get to here when the woman upstairs beats her boyfriend.
[06:26:29] <crutchy> could add what Ethanol-fueled says to a list and pull one out at random to fire back
[06:27:38] <crutchy> or could add a google search for 'best insults' :-P
[06:28:32] <SpallsHurgenson> look, if you are going build a bot to feed the trolls, can you at least make sure it only feeds an INTERESTING troll?
[06:28:47] <juggs> I've been trying to work out what the inter-floor construction is after attempting to fit various light fittings. It's undrillable (I made that word up) and seems to be a concrete slab (odd concrete with a lot of small flints that defeat masonary drills) with a suspended wooden boarded internal finish.
[06:28:54] <chromas> well we could make the bot a better troll, then have it troll itself
[06:29:47] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: my walls are like that. I think they are solid granite.
[06:30:01] <SpallsHurgenson> my ceiling, not so much. Until two years ago, it leaked :)
[06:31:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alcohol May Protect Trauma Patients from Later Complications - http://sylnt.us - one-for-the-road
[06:31:30] <chromas> what
[06:31:35] <chromas> redundant articles?
[06:31:39] <chromas> Or was it edited
[06:31:47] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson: we could use it to train Ethanol-fueled to become a better troll :-D
[06:32:17] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: seems to be an old article. anyway, it isn't a dupe
[06:32:23] <SpallsHurgenson> has soylent had a dupe yet?
[06:32:34] <chromas> I saw it pop up in here earlier
[06:32:47] * SpallsHurgenson won't feel really comfortable until it dupes articles like ol' slashdot :)
[06:32:54] <crutchy> i saw it thismorning on the SN website frontpage
[06:33:20] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: yeah, me too... but the story itself only seems to be on sn once
[06:33:32] <SpallsHurgenson> so the bot had a hiccup or something
[06:33:32] <chromas> Yeah; it's not the latest one, either
[06:33:47] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, my walls are undrillable thanks to the engineering brick, the ceiling undrillable thanks to the copious flints. I found a diamond bit that can cope with the walls but the flints in the ceiling just either destroy the bit (melted blob) or divert it leading to an enlarged hole.
[06:33:51] <crutchy> might be an rss feed issue or something?
[06:33:51] * SpallsHurgenson gives bender a glass of water and tells him to count to ten
[06:34:01] <crutchy> i dunno how bender works
[06:34:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to fall asleep
[06:34:10] <Ethanol-fueled> good night fuckers
[06:34:21] <chromas> I've seen several Bender dupes; I figured it happened after editing the article
[06:34:23] <ciri> Karma - michealpwalls: if you dig it up to an fs after you gey things figured out 'meatspace' wasn't a domain reference.
[06:34:30] <Ethanol-fueled> GHLhlahlahla bbbbbppppptrtth
[06:34:37] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: on the plus side, in the event of nuclear war, asteroidal impact or whatever, you are safe :)
[06:34:43] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled: good trolls don't compliment their targets :-P
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[06:35:14] <chromas> Well we trolled him, didn't we?
[06:35:22] <crutchy> ciri, why do you keep picking on what i say?
[06:35:42] * crutchy is waiting for some ethanol-fuelled to get into ciri's system :-P
[06:36:03] <SpallsHurgenson> ignore the trolls and eventually they go away. they crave attention.
[06:36:08] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, nah it'll go down like a house of cards just like every other construction. Needless to sat I won't be worrying about light fittings or afixing dartboards to my wall if any of those scenarios arise.
[06:36:27] <juggs> s/sat/say
[06:36:27] * SedBot offers jyggs a /
[06:36:30] <SpallsHurgenson> some trolls are fun to play with, but ethanol is not. His trolls are unimaginative
[06:36:34] <juggs> s/sat/say/
[06:36:34] <SedBot> <jeggs> SpallsHurgenson, nah it'll go down like a house of cards just like every other construction. Needless to say I won't be worrying about light fittings or afixing dartboards to my wall if any of those scenarios arise.
[06:37:07] <crutchy> juggs, is regurgitator's source code on github?
[06:37:16] <juggs> OK why am I jyggs and jeggs :D
[06:37:19] <SpallsHurgenson> I would not be happy in a post-apocalyptic world. I like air conditioning way too much
[06:37:23] <crutchy> lol i just saw that
[06:37:32] <crutchy> its ok i get called 'crotchy' somethimes
[06:37:34] <pbnjoe> it makes fun of you if you mess up :)
[06:37:45] <juggs> fair enough
[06:37:48] <crutchy> s/eth/et/
[06:37:48] <SedBot> <crutchy> its ok i get called 'crotchy' sometimes
[06:38:00] <crutchy> s/t/t/
[06:39:14] <SpallsHurgenson> poor sedbot gets quite a workout in this channel
[06:39:41] <juggs> crutchy, it's just an Eggdrop module I grabbed off an eggheads link. Let me jump on the server and find it's name
[06:40:00] <juggs> yet another unnecessary apostrophe!
[06:40:14] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, time to sleep. I have some hot pussy waiting for me in bed
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[06:40:21] <crutchy> lol
[06:40:32] <pbnjoe> he should let the cat out from under the covers
[06:40:38] <pbnjoe> that's animal abuse
[06:41:25] <pbnjoe> s/that's animal abuse/shut up pb that's not funny/
[06:41:25] <SedBot> <pbnjoe> shut up pb that's not funny
[06:43:08] <juggs> crutchy, yes it's on github. https://github.com
[06:43:09] <monopoly> Title: eggtcl/rss-synd · GitHub
[06:44:01] <juggs> Requirement is of course something that can understand TCL scripts designed for eggdrop
[06:44:10] * crutchy wonders what shell cmd is for tcl
[06:44:22] <juggs> tcl
[06:44:25] <crutchy> lol
[06:44:31] <crutchy> makes sense
[06:45:28] <crutchy> i'm still mucking about with exec's output throttling but after that i might muck about with atom feed parsing a bit more
[06:45:57] <chromas> crutchy: s/ feed/TV/
[06:45:57] <SedBot> <chromas> <crutchy> i'm still mucking about with exec's output throttling but after that i might muck about with atomTV parsing a bit more
[06:46:07] <crutchy> i got one going that works on SN's feed: https://github.com
[06:46:08] <monopoly> Title: test/scripts/feeds.php at master · crutchy-/test · GitHub
[06:46:16] <crutchy> its very rough though
[06:47:33] <juggs> I think it has been written as an extension for eggdrop which takes care of the basic IRC stuff (connection, authentication etc). So it's not a standalone bot. Eggdrop though is a bit of a monolithic everything to everyone thing - I always end up spending an hour disabling stuff in its config before setting it wild.
[06:48:57] <crutchy> exec is a bit more modular, but prolly has some similarities with eggdrop (except eggdrop no doubt sucks less than exec)
[06:51:10] <arti> tcl :D
[06:51:25] <crutchy> ~q
[06:51:32] <crutchy> oops
[06:52:33] <Landon> yep, bender dupes happen after an article is edited
[06:56:23] <juggs> I've only meddled with mIRC scripts (years ago), then some pIRC bot stuff (Java based) then Eggdrop. As far as I can tell eggdrop was originally designed as a channel control bot, so it has all that flood control, banning, kicking stuff baked in. But it can be turned off in the .conf file. I just got used to TCL so it's my goto.
[06:56:58] <arti> eggdrop, the microsoft office of bots.
[06:57:07] <arti> the +bitch is pretty cool
[07:05:51] <juggs> you're right arti - it is the lazy way to go. But initially all I was wanting to do was create a bot as an attack chain coordinator for an RPG at the time. It was the easy route and TCL seemed to click with me.
[07:07:10] <arti> yeah, you do a lot of stuff in tcl?
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[07:07:56] <arti> https://www.youtube.com music video with dune scenes
[07:07:57] <monopoly> Title: Salem - King Night (Dune music video) - YouTube
[07:08:09] <juggs> I've not really played around with the Bitch mode, I'm too much of an IRC idiot to be dicking around with IRCops stuff like kick banning and revenge, so I just turn it all off and the bot just runs my little snippet of TCL with a little overhead for my laziness.
[07:09:59] <arti> it's a great bootstrap for that
[07:13:43] <juggs> I don't do "a lot" of stuff in tcl no - although "a lot" needs definition. I found it easier to create said bot in TCL than in pIRC's Java - although I got it working there too. I'm not a developer by trade so my fu is weak and still resides in the procedural days of pascal and arcane PICK database systems.
[07:14:05] <crutchy> i'm trying to figure out what the flood/throttle conditions for this server are
[07:14:07] <arti> write other scripts in tcl, helper and what not
[07:19:46] <crutchy> still triggering some throttling messages, but at least it doesn't get kicked for excess flood
[07:21:35] <chromas> Local newspaper has a note attached, looking for more delivery people. "If your interested..."
[07:21:49] <arti> maybe you can deliver some vowels
[07:22:38] <crutchy> or some bowels
[07:23:06] <crutchy> lol my daughty is watching tigger
[07:23:30] <arti> imagine that thing being the chosen form of a vengeful diety
[07:23:47] <arti> tigger + the shining
[07:24:05] <arti> Here's Tigger!
[07:24:11] <chromas> All work and no boing
[07:24:28] <arti> chromas have you seen I Love You Phillip Morris?
[07:26:00] <chromas> no
[07:27:42] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[07:27:43] <monopoly> Title: OFFICIAL I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS TRAILER - YouTube
[07:27:44] <juggs> arti, point me to an area not otherwise already covered or a requirement and I'll get back on the TCL. I like coding for a purpose, I have no time for coding ~just because~ or for some mental flagellation. While it's interesting to learn a new language or develop an older acquired one, I find no motivation unless there is a goal.
[07:28:09] <crutchy> irc server throttling seems haphazard
[07:30:03] <arti> that's practical
[07:30:23] <chromas> Need consistency for proper botspamming
[07:33:18] <chromas> huh, so he's given up the Ace Ventura-style characters?
[07:33:38] <arti> i think those began around the truman show
[07:33:52] <arti> began to dry up >.>
[07:33:53] <chromas> ah
[07:33:54] <ciri> Swiss, ah oke.
[07:35:30] <arti> "“He loved Megadeth but what he did had nothing to do with it,” Chris Gould said. “And he’s no trained assassin and no militant.”
[07:35:31] <arti> In fact, he said, their friend had a great sense of humour, impersonating animated characters Beavis and Butt-head, among others."
[07:35:45] <arti> http://news.nationalpost.com
[07:35:45] <monopoly> Title: Justin Bourque arrested after massive Moncton manhunt that lasted more than 24 hours | National Post
[07:47:08] <chromas> Is Hugh Pickens any relation to Slimm Pickens?
[07:56:59] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
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[09:41:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reset the Net - http://sylnt.us - a-riddle-encased-in-a-mystery-inside-an-enigma-wrapped-in-warm-flatbread
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[09:46:11] <chromas> From the is-Sandra-Bullock-still-hot dept
[09:46:34] * chromas is choking on a cloud of computer dust
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[10:06:14] <crutchy> ~join #civ
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[10:10:37] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews: Live Free Or Die!
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[10:32:31] <crutchy> ~join #civ
[10:37:33] <crutchy> ~join #civ
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[11:02:52] <crutchy> ~reload
[11:02:54] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[11:04:34] <ar> > What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? - Well, the flag is a big plus
[11:16:47] <chromas> Sounds operational
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[11:31:44] <crutchy> ~q
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[11:48:43] <TheMightyLaptop> coffee++
[11:48:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 203
[11:56:37] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:56:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 204
[11:56:44] <crutchy> !karma bacon
[11:56:44] <Bender> karma of bacon is 232
[11:56:51] <crutchy> wow coffee is catching up
[11:57:26] <TheMightyLaptop> as well it should be. bacon is awesome but coffee is life
[11:57:46] <crutchy> agreed
[11:59:36] <TheMightyLaptop> stupid bloody people.
[12:00:51] <TheMightyLaptop> morons called a buddy of mine in to work at 4am so i get to come over n babysit until he can properly kick their asses and tell them to do their own damned jobs.
[12:04:19] <crutchy> that sux
[12:07:43] <TheMightyLaptop> ya, plus my desktop appears to not be updating its dynamic hostname for some reason
[12:07:53] <TheMightyLaptop> can't ssh into it
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[12:13:12] <crutchy> ~join
[12:13:13] <exec> alias "~join" requires additional trailing argument
[12:13:17] <crutchy> ~list
[12:13:18] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[12:13:19] <exec> rofl ~ ~cowsay ~moo ~fortune ~php ~con/con ~bsod ~join ~part ~isup ~time ~rainbow ~translate ~translate-sl ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~weather ~weather-add ~civ ~civ-save ~civ-todo ~mackey
[12:13:52] <crutchy> ~moo
[12:13:52] <exec> (__)
[12:13:53] <exec> (oo)
[12:13:53] <exec> /------\/
[12:13:54] <exec> / | ||
[12:13:54] <TheMightyLaptop> translate-sl?
[12:13:54] <exec> * /\---/\
[12:13:55] <exec> ~~ ~~
[12:13:56] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[12:14:19] <crutchy> sl=source language (instead of auto)
[12:14:25] <TheMightyLaptop> ahhh
[12:17:14] <crutchy> ~reload
[12:17:17] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[12:17:21] <crutchy> ~list
[12:17:23] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[12:17:23] <exec> rofl ~ ~cowsay ~moo ~fortune ~php ~con/con ~join ~part ~isup ~time ~rainbow ~translate ~translate-sl ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~weather ~weather-add ~civ ~civ-save ~civ-todo ~mackey
[12:17:42] <crutchy> ~civ-todo
[12:17:44] <exec> IRCiv todo: unit attacking
[12:18:10] <crutchy> first i need to get the damn thing working again
[12:19:47] <TheMightyLaptop> break it didja?
[12:21:05] <chromas> ~translate-sl en es no
[12:21:07] <exec> [google translate] no (en -> es): no
[12:21:42] <crutchy> kinda broke it
[12:21:58] <crutchy> in process of removing dependence on a single channel
[12:22:14] <TheMightyLaptop> ahh
[12:22:23] <crutchy> its getting there
[12:22:41] <crutchy> just gotta figure out whats stopping a map from generating
[12:23:05] <crutchy> ~join #civ
[12:23:38] <crutchy> ~bucket
[12:23:41] <exec> GET: ~bucket <index>
[12:23:41] <exec> SET: ~bucket <index> <data>
[12:23:42] <exec> UNSET: ~bucket <index> unset
[12:23:48] <crutchy> dammit
[12:23:52] <crutchy> ~list-auth
[12:23:53] <exec> ~q ~reload ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~monitor
[12:23:53] <exec> ~say ~bucket ~wiki ~ping ~civ-admin ~civ-map
[12:24:01] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[12:24:03] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[12:24:03] <exec> bucket count: 11
[12:24:43] <crutchy> hmm map data buckets not being set
[12:27:49] <crutchy> hmm
[12:27:55] <crutchy> ~civ-map generate
[12:27:58] <exec> IRCiv: map coords generated for channel "#Soylent"
[12:28:04] <crutchy> oops
[12:41:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marc Andreessen Calls Snowden a 'Textbook Traitor' - http://sylnt.us - Blaming-the-Messenger
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[14:17:30] <TheMightyLaptop> coffee++
[14:17:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 205
[14:18:04] <crutchy> lol
[14:18:05] <ciri> Lol artist name.
[14:18:07] <crutchy> "There are 5 different levels of difficulty if it comes to guitar playing:
[14:18:07] <crutchy> Easy
[14:18:07] <crutchy> Medium
[14:18:07] <crutchy> Hard
[14:18:07] <crutchy> Chuck Norris
[14:18:08] <crutchy> Tommy Emmanuel"
[14:18:42] <TheMightyLaptop> hrm, no idea who that last feller is
[14:18:44] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[14:18:45] <monopoly> Title: Tommy Emmanuel - Angelina - YouTube
[14:20:43] <TheMightyLaptop> s'nifty but it ain't blues
[14:23:33] <TheMightyLaptop> dude doing the Google::Voice perl module needs some help.
[14:23:55] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[14:23:56] <monopoly> Title: AMAZING BLUES GUITAR!!! MUST SEE!! - YouTube
[14:24:18] <crutchy> google::voice?
[14:24:29] <TheMightyLaptop> he got it laid out so you can't check the number of unread texts without using a loop over every message and iterating a variable
[14:25:59] <TheMightyLaptop> ya, interfaces perl to google voice n lets ya send/check sms messages, check and download voicemails, place calls that you can't do anything but hang up on.
[14:30:26] <TheMightyLaptop> one i wrote for checking for new texts just reads the unreadCounts directly from the json but he sets his top level variable too deep to do that.
[14:31:08] <crutchy> lol i never even heard of google voice
[14:31:40] <crutchy> i have done a delphi program that talked to a gsm module using rs232
[14:31:53] <TheMightyLaptop> s'handy.
[14:32:00] <TheMightyLaptop> oh ya?
[14:32:33] <crutchy> few years ago
[14:32:41] <crutchy> rs232 is awesome fun
[14:33:37] <TheMightyLaptop> been a long time since i did any coding that low level. guess i could hack at the gpio pins of one of my pis
[14:36:32] <crutchy> doesn't need to be low level though
[14:36:48] <crutchy> its mostly a protocol on a similar level to http
[14:36:57] <TheMightyLaptop> ahh
[14:37:48] <crutchy> i also did some stuff where i had 4 rs232 devices 'multiplexed' (sort of) through rs232-usb adaptors and a usb
[14:37:55] <crutchy> hub
[14:38:06] <crutchy> for data acquisition
[14:38:20] <TheMightyLaptop> huh, funky
[14:38:26] <crutchy> that was prolly the most awesomess fun i've had with hardware
[14:38:50] <crutchy> was on an aircraft too, which added to the spirit of things :-)
[14:39:02] <TheMightyLaptop> ya, i've got plenty to play with around here i just lack any ideas of what to do with it.
[14:39:29] <crutchy> maybe set up a weather station
[14:39:50] <crutchy> or make an old school music spectrum analyzer
[14:39:55] <TheMightyLaptop> nah, i'd feel obliged to make sure it stayed up
[14:40:07] <TheMightyLaptop> vu meter maybe
[14:40:36] * crutchy would love to use his atmega128 to do real time fft spectrum analysis for music
[14:40:50] <crutchy> can get dsp chips that do it but roll your own is fun
[14:41:27] <TheMightyLaptop> i'd hafta build a programmer to get my atmega chips written. haven't gotten around to it yet.
[14:42:18] <TheMightyLaptop> vu meter you can make with just transistors, resistors, and leds though.
[14:42:25] <crutchy> http://futurlec.com
[14:42:27] <monopoly> Title: Programmers - Main Page
[14:43:14] <crutchy> uc is prolly the only asm that i got into
[14:43:43] <crutchy> i just use avr studio though. haven't got my programmers working with avrdude :-(
[14:43:45] <TheMightyLaptop> cheating. you can make a serial one out of too few parts to buy one.
[14:44:27] <crutchy> for $32.90?
[14:44:54] <crutchy> (with jtag)
[14:45:01] <TheMightyLaptop> isn't the money, it's that i could build one with parts on hand n use avrdude on my computer.
[14:45:14] <crutchy> ahh
[14:46:51] <crutchy> i got this one but haven't been able to figure out avrdude for it: http://www.futurlec.com.au
[14:46:52] <monopoly> Title: ET-AVR JTAG USB
[14:47:09] <crutchy> got a parallel port one too
[14:47:24] <crutchy> really should get that stuff out again one day
[14:47:47] <crutchy> its just sitting in a box in the wardrobe atm :-/
[14:49:28] <TheMightyLaptop> nod nod. box on the kitche table here
[14:50:12] <TheMightyLaptop> they're neat i just lack the specific creativity to do much with them
[14:51:37] <TheMightyLaptop> s'like this sms script i'm writing to text myself or other folks. i've no idea what i'll ever use it for, i just felt like writing it.
[14:52:02] <crutchy> this irc bot stuff is a bit like that for me atm
[14:52:24] <crutchy> i just think of random stuff that i feel like coding
[14:52:31] <TheMightyLaptop> yep
[14:53:25] <crutchy> maybe its kinda like playing the guitar, but in code. sometimes its just fun to keep the fingers moving with the right rhythm
[14:54:05] <TheMightyLaptop> ya, and eventually you may find a situation where you're like "hey, i have just the tool for that"
[14:54:19] <crutchy> :-)
[14:55:24] <TheMightyLaptop> hmm... i could set it up where i could control my rpi media player by text message but wtf good would that do?
[14:57:10] <crutchy> home automation?
[14:57:36] <TheMightyLaptop> was thinking about that but i don't trust stuff to run when i'm not here except like the AC
[14:58:00] <crutchy> i guess something that's unique about gsm etc is that it can be used for long distance remote control
[14:58:02] <TheMightyLaptop> been pondering automating all the lighting in the house
[14:58:47] <crutchy> maybe something that takes advantage of the strengths of the technology over other similar things?
[14:58:52] <TheMightyLaptop> not sure what i'd use that for aside from making a "disco button" to strobe all the lights on and off though.
[15:00:13] <TheMightyLaptop> what i really need to do is hack a roomba onto a lawnmower deck.
[15:00:32] <crutchy> something that pops into mind is if you live on a farm with a few water troughs for livestock, you could set up remote water level monitors that you can 'dial up' the levels for. that kinda stuff is prolly more of a thing in australia where there are some fairly large farms in dry areas where water is important so fixing leaks early is critical
[15:00:49] <crutchy> lol
[15:00:57] <crutchy> hell yeah
[15:01:13] <TheMightyLaptop> valid here too but i don't work for any of them.
[15:03:59] <crutchy> once i made a delphi program that had fft and it read from the micro through rs232. the micro was plumbed up with a 3.5 mm plug that i put into the latop running the delphi program. i had music playing on the laptop which was fed in analog to the micro, then the micro did a/d and fed it back to the laptop through rs232 to a delphi program that did fft to produce a (albeit very slow) spectum analysis :-P
[15:04:42] <crutchy> that was when i decided i wanted to do the fft onboard the micro
[15:04:57] <TheMightyLaptop> heh
[15:05:35] <TheMightyLaptop> Mater artium necessitas. i don't need enough to be really creative i guess.
[15:06:02] <TheMightyLaptop> ~translate la Mater artium necessitas
[15:06:03] <ciri> Much uncharted territory with this japanese dude in upper la nosca (i'll show you around.
[15:06:04] <exec> [google translate] Mater artium necessitas (auto -> la): Mater artium opus
[15:06:19] <TheMightyLaptop> ~translate-sl la en Mater artium necessitas
[15:06:21] <exec> [google translate] Mater artium necessitas (la -> en): The necessity of invention
[15:06:21] <crutchy> only problem with the atmega128 is limited to 10 bit a/d (i think)
[15:06:38] <crutchy> can get dedicated 16 bit a/d chips
[15:06:39] <TheMightyLaptop> google, you suck at translating well known phrases
[15:06:51] <crutchy> lol
[15:06:59] * Konomi hits crutchy with TheMightyLaptop
[15:07:03] * Konomi runs off
[15:07:09] <crutchy> hi konomi :-)
[15:08:53] <TheMightyLaptop> aight, heading home now that dude is back to keep his own eye on his kids.
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[15:09:21] <crutchy> ~translate en Mater artium necessitas
[15:09:23] <exec> [google translate] Mater artium necessitas (auto -> en): Mater Artium will need
[15:09:46] <crutchy> stupid google
[15:10:15] <Konomi> my house mate got pizza but got a ton of chilli put on it
[15:10:19] <Konomi> hate when he does that
[15:11:14] <crutchy> little bit of chilli ok. i lived with 2 guys in melbourne for a couple of years when i was at uni who piled the chilli and curry etc
[15:11:30] <Konomi> annoying peopl x.x
[15:11:35] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[15:11:37] <Konomi> it didn't even taste like pizza on the second slice
[15:11:37] <exec> buckets flushed
[15:11:47] <crutchy> ~join #civ
[15:11:52] <crutchy> lol
[15:13:05] <crutchy> ~join #civ
[15:13:57] <crutchy> dammit
[15:14:04] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[15:14:05] <exec> bool in_array( mixed $needle , array $haystack [, bool $strict = FALSE] )
[15:14:31] <crutchy> stupid needles and haystacks order not consistent
[15:15:03] <crutchy> ~bucket IRCIV_GAME_CHANNELS
[15:15:05] <exec> bucket not found
[15:15:26] <crutchy> ~q
[15:15:29] -!- exec has quit [Quit: exec]
[15:20:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> who the hell puts curry on pizza?
[15:20:31] <crutchy> lol
[15:20:37] <crutchy> not so much pizza
[15:20:40] <crutchy> just everything else
[15:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[15:21:09] <crutchy> stinks the whole flat out for ages
[15:21:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like a little bit of curry once in a great while. any more often and i can't stand the smell of it.
[15:23:20] <crutchy> ooh i got an error
[15:23:30] <crutchy> which is better than nothing :-P
[15:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> errors are awesome. they mean you're not going to be bored for a little bit at least.
[15:24:33] <crutchy> at least i think i'm finally out of cmd.php and into the irciv scripts :-)
[15:25:09] <crutchy> cmd.php handles irc events
[15:28:01] <crutchy> i'm kinda looking forward to getting irciv going again cos i'm keen to get back into feature development
[15:28:24] <crutchy> bugs are fun for a while :-P
[15:31:56] <crutchy> when exec joins its init channels, the event dispatcher echoes a notice to the bot to call the script that generates the irciv maps. i got the dispatcher working to echo notices to generate maps for each game channel stored in a bucket by the irciv init script. wow this kinda sounds like i know stuff :-P
[15:32:29] <crutchy> it prolly could/should be much simpler though :-/
[15:37:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[15:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, sounds about like the logical progression of events
[15:51:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Number Word Use in Toddlerhood is Associated with Number Recall Performance at Age Seven - http://sylnt.us - IT'S-COUNTING-TIME!
[16:46:44] <NCommander> Bytram|away, ping
[16:47:09] <Bytram|away> pong.. but just a minute..
[16:48:07] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[16:48:17] <Bytram> NCommander: g'day!
[16:48:41] <NCommander> Bytram, I'm looking at the Amtrak schedules
[16:48:55] <Bytram> ahuh.
[16:48:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> good luck with
[16:49:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> check their on-time percentages, too
[16:49:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> they're usually pretty damn low.
[16:49:33] <Bytram> NCommander: yes?
[16:50:10] <NCommander> Bytram, well, Amtrak is very cheap ($25 each way)
[16:50:24] <Bytram> that sounds good.
[16:52:12] <Bytram> as an alternative, though I understand you prefer taking a train, greyhound (IIRC) brings you right into downtown; and would probably cost about the same, if not less as it's the weekend.
[16:52:13] <NCommander> Bytram, I'm trying to figure out lodging, the last Amtrak train from Portland, ME leaves at 6:30
[16:52:20] <NCommander> I don't mind Greyhound
[16:52:35] * NCommander does get motion sick on buses though sometimes
[17:10:58] <crutchy> ~time melbourne
[17:11:10] <Konomi> nope
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[17:11:45] <crutchy> night peoples :-)
[17:12:22] <mrcoolbp> g'night
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[17:50:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Sends Video from ISS to Earth Via Laser - http://sylnt.us - 37-seconds-long-netflix-not-too-worried
[17:58:22] <cykros> lol, the CIA made its first tweet yesterday: "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet"
[18:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, saw that. dubious about the validity of that account on the grounds of them not being known for their sense of humor.
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[18:29:42] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, that's what they want you to think :-)
[18:30:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd love to see the vetting process for a blue check mark though
[18:32:26] * NCommander swears
[18:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> what in the cornbread hell is the malfunction here? SN's index.rss works perfectly in liferea but https://soylentnews.org displays out of order and with the wrong times on the items.
[18:43:46] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews Journals
[18:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only difference i can see in the feeds themselves though is the lack of <description> for the journal articles.
[18:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> dc-date maybe
[19:26:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, don't feel like fixing it today. tis a book reading day.
[19:42:46] * NCommander sets up A/AAAA records for stats.soylentnews.org
[20:00:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Get Girls Into Coding - http://sylnt.us - food-for-thought
[20:04:37] <NCommander> Almost got piwik installed
[20:14:41] <NCommander> Ok, piwik is up
[20:21:28] <NCommander> !!!
[20:21:31] <NCommander> We're on Barrapuento
[20:21:43] <NCommander> http://softlibre.barrapunto.com
[20:21:44] <ciri> Break it off from the vm howto http://en.wikipedia.org scripts supposed to go for :-p.
[20:21:44] <monopoly> Title: Barrapunto | Publicado Slashcode 14.06 y SoylentNews sigue adelante
[20:21:47] <NCommander> O_O!!!!
[20:42:24] <arti> barrapunto
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[21:06:44] * NCommander is having fun datamining
[21:19:52] <arti> matrixfortress?
[21:20:13] <arti> "you play as an agent, and you shape reality. for investigations or alterations to the simulation you must dig."
[21:23:00] <boioioing> amusing comment from the Barrapunto thread: "Barrapunto no es código cerrado, es código escondido por vergüenza torera. :D"
[21:23:02] <boioioing> "Slashdot is not closed source, it's hidden shame bullfighter code. : D "
[21:23:17] <Landon> I wonder what it is about cable cos that they always show up at the last minute of the installation time range
[21:23:18] <boioioing> ..." hidden shame bullfighter code." great idiom
[21:26:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> Landon: I've had them show up ten minutes before the scheduled time, knock once, and go onto their next appointment without waiting around until the scheduled appointment time.
[21:27:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> Unfortunately they were the only game in town at the time, otherwise I would have switched.
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[21:28:06] <Landon> AndyTheAbsurd: ouch
[21:28:14] <Landon> I'm at 2:30 in a 1-3pm installation window
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[21:28:46] <Landon> of which I have prepped the area by my tv, exposed the cable splitter and run an extension cord, so it should take maybe a few minutes more than unboxing the cable box
[21:29:44] <Landon> but... I can't blame the guy if he will want to test the quality of the cable on the projector and 5.1 system :)
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[22:11:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WatchStander, Ship Radar, is Made to Keep the Pirates at Bay. - http://sylnt.us - new-use-for-not-so-new-technology
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[23:31:58] <NCommander> FAQ page updated for piwik
[23:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, love the "If you wish to opt-out of collection, piWik out-opt form is below." without an opt-out form bit.
[23:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be pretty funny if you'd meant it to stay that way.
[23:47:21] <chromas> Make an opt-out link that points to beta
[23:47:51] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, the checkbox should be there
[23:47:52] * NCommander sees it
[23:47:59] <NCommander> Its implemented as an iframe though
[23:48:11] <NCommander> Let me fiddle with it more
[23:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't show in chrome with no extensions or ff with sn whitelisted in abp and ns
[23:49:15] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, crud, stand by
[23:51:57] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, templates fixed, pushing
[23:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhhh, it's an an http/https thing
[23:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> shows fine with http url
[23:53:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> that works
[23:54:01] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I changed it to a link to the opt-out page which should work
[23:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, peachy