#Soylent | Logs for 2014-06-05
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[00:01:23] <Blackmoore> http://www.playfuljs.com
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[00:09:48] <chromas> But actually we do want a slight fisheye effect
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[00:30:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vincent van Gogh's Severed Ear Lives Again - It's Art - http://sylnt.us - what-did-you-say?
[00:31:36] <chromas> from the lend-me-your-oh....uh-ew department
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[01:03:43] <NCommander> chromas, sometimes I wonder if you're a bot :-P
[01:05:06] <chromas> Could be; may need a Turing test
[01:05:42] * chromas estimates he's get a C- or lower
[01:08:18] <chromas> How go the hunts, young lad?
[01:10:17] <chromas> Need sn.org domain
[01:10:20] <chromas> ~define snorg
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[02:03:42] <NCommander> $seen audioguy
[02:03:42] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick audioguy, sorry.
[02:03:44] <NCommander> ...
[02:04:04] <chromas> Doesn't he only come in about once a week?
[02:04:12] <mrcoolbp> wtf
[02:04:24] <mrcoolbp> chromas: he's been logged in a lot lately
[02:04:37] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: maybe not in this channel all the time though
[02:04:47] <NCommander> Yeah
[02:04:50] <NCommander> $seen NCommander
[02:04:51] <aqu4> I last saw NCommander at 2014-06-05 00:04:48 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "Yeah"
[02:04:56] <NCommander> :-)
[02:04:58] <NCommander> #seen god
[02:05:02] <NCommander> $seen god
[02:05:02] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick god, sorry.
[02:05:04] <NCommander> heh
[02:05:52] <mrcoolbp> $seen xlefay
[02:05:52] <aqu4> I last saw xlefay at 2014-05-03 00:39:51 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is " Order alone : 5"
[02:05:57] <mrcoolbp> = (
[02:06:13] <NCommander> That long?
[02:06:18] <NCommander> -_-;
[02:07:05] <chromas> $searchparty xlefay
[02:11:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ISPs Urged to Quarantine Infected Computers - http://sylnt.us - first-step-on-the-slippery-slope
[02:19:06] <paulej72> that is easy most computers are infected in some way
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[02:39:53] <SpallsHurgenson> I thought I lost a game of freecell - I got stuck - until I realized I was playing spider solitaire.
[02:51:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> SpallsHurgenson: LOL!
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[03:01:54] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews: Live Free Or Die!
[03:02:19] <SpallsHurgenson> really? shit
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[03:02:40] <chromas> Probably shouldn't read uris from the title
[03:02:47] <chromas> chanel topic
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[03:03:03] <chromas> lol
[03:03:08] <SpallsHurgenson> resurrection!
[03:03:35] <SpallsHurgenson> 'course, now I need to find a one-up
[03:04:08] <chromas> It shows the titles of links but it's not smart enough to skip the ones in the topic string
[03:10:06] <SpallsHurgenson> this is a thing. why did nobody tell me this is a thing? I desperately needed to know about this thing, and nobody told me for 30 years. https://www.youtube.com (a Mel Brooks video with a rapping Hitler)
[03:10:07] <monopoly> Title: Hitler Rap - YouTube
[03:10:17] <SpallsHurgenson> stop that!
[03:10:22] * SpallsHurgenson smacks the bot
[03:24:30] <chromas> loool
[03:34:48] <chromas> Hard to hear him over the music, though; needs remix
[03:42:17] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.youtube.com extended version with remastered sound :)
[03:42:18] <monopoly> Title: Mel Brooks - To Be Or Not To Be (Extended Version) - YouTube
[03:42:55] <SpallsHurgenson> where's my BotGag (tm)?
[03:43:11] <chromas> /kick I suppose
[03:45:22] <swiss> http://www.eliomotors.com i want one
[03:45:23] <monopoly> Title: Elio Motors: Ultra High Mileage Vehicle
[04:14:18] <SpallsHurgenson> looks like something out of Woody Allen's "Sleeper"
[04:30:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> quote of the day via a 7yo girl: A farticle is what you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[04:31:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple CEO Says Users Buy an Android 'By Mistake' - http://sylnt.us - reality-distortion-field-is-impenetrable
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[06:11:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Wants Your Next PC to Have No Wires - http://sylnt.us - nostalgia-for-physical-connections
[06:15:34] * SpallsHurgenson has a PC with no wires; it's called a laptop
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[06:18:02] * chromas remembers when it was cool to get wired
[06:18:10] <chromas> then lose the wires. What's next?
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[06:19:36] * JamesNZ despises wires
[06:19:49] <arti> they're great for slicing cheese
[06:20:13] <SpallsHurgenson> first they came for my modem, but I said nothing for I had DSL. Then they came for my ZIP drive, but I used optical discs. Then they went for my wires, and I could say nothing for I was unplugged
[06:20:17] <JamesNZ> But better at tripping people up :(
[06:20:34] <arti> for tripping i prefer mushrooms
[06:20:45] <JamesNZ> Oh?
[06:21:04] <arti> ja nichts ist mir wichtiger
[06:21:22] <arti> @.o
[06:21:46] <SpallsHurgenson> He speaks German! Nobody who speaks German could be evil!
[06:21:59] * JamesNZ nods sagely
[06:22:02] <arti> Die Spalls, Die.
[06:22:52] <SpallsHurgenson> what, again?
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[06:23:11] * arti checks his pocketses for things
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[06:23:41] <arti> i was about to do CPR
[06:23:48] <SpallsHurgenson> geez, twice in one evening; tough crowd here tonight
[06:25:00] <SpallsHurgenson> (damn you Mel Brooks, now I have your hitler rap stuck in my head... I'm gonna be singing "heil, heil, ziggity heil" all night now, and that's just not right!)
[06:26:44] <arti> lol
[06:27:01] <arti> "they're jews, in outer space, defending the hebrew race~"
[06:27:46] <SpallsHurgenson> The Inquisition, what a show; the Inquisition, here we go...
[06:29:15] <arti> i might have to watch that again
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[07:09:03] <arti> maffugin bixnood
[07:09:16] <Ethanol-fueled> bixnood++
[07:09:16] <Bender> karma - bixnood: 1
[07:09:22] <Ethanol-fueled> bix_nood++
[07:09:22] <Bender> karma - bix_nood: 9
[07:09:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah! there is is.
[07:09:32] <ciri> Yeah vyprvpn is what made early rock and roll devil music.
[07:09:40] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup bastards.
[07:09:57] <arti> i'm resisting any more coding
[07:10:07] <arti> going to power through the rest of breaking bad season 5
[07:10:11] <Ethanol-fueled> coding sucks.
[07:10:13] <arti> und du?
[07:10:37] <arti> it can be cool, i did a buncha wireframes today and researched crap
[07:10:37] <Ethanol-fueled> itt's like recording music, or anything else that sounds fun.
[07:10:55] * arti needs to reinstall some software for that
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[07:11:11] <Ethanol-fueled> then you do it...and you're like, "Fuck, that's so goddamn tedious"
[07:11:32] <Ethanol-fueled> you finish and you don;t even get anything out of it.
[07:11:42] <arti> besides the satisfaction of marking something off the list
[07:11:44] <Ethanol-fueled> you're like, "Fuck, that was a hassle"
[07:11:56] <arti> idk, computer house keeping is the same thing, i mean sys ops
[07:12:11] <arti> amazing how shit always breaks in the middle of the night
[07:12:22] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, was it as gratifying as "had sex with a Black woman" checked off you list?
[07:12:36] <arti> i've seen some pretty hot black women
[07:12:44] <arti> although, i've got a thing for the pale faces
[07:13:02] <arti> i think the blue eyes and black hair is pretty banging
[07:13:56] <Ethanol-fueled> You're going to be raped by a black woman.
[07:14:05] <chromas> then you finish in her black hair...and you're like, "Fuck, that's so goddamn tedious"
[07:14:22] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - not from a black woman.
[07:14:38] <arti> speaking of wimminz, how's your stalker
[07:14:46] <Ethanol-fueled> she'll beat you and call you a "pussy-ass white boy"
[07:15:05] <Ethanol-fueled> arti- whose stalker?
[07:15:24] <chromas> Yours
[07:16:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, her. She gave me the keys to her house, an upper-middle-class place in Northern San Diego, but only because I told her I was going to rape her
[07:16:33] <Ethanol-fueled> No, I'm breaking it off.
[07:16:41] <chromas> lol
[07:16:42] <arti> break it off inside her
[07:16:53] <Ethanol-fueled> It[s not as fun as it sounds.
[07:17:01] <Ethanol-fueled> its an obligation.
[07:17:13] <arti> i mean literally, rid yourself of it
[07:17:25] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: that's what has to be done.
[07:17:50] <arti> maybe they can make a thing like a cigar cutter down there
[07:17:53] * Ethanol-fueled would rather be with a Black woman.
[07:18:31] <Ethanol-fueled> arti..you're in socal, right? Perhaps I can direct you to her...she has business in Orange County and property in L.A.
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[07:19:25] <arti> indeed i am
[07:19:39] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, I'll attempt the handover soon.
[07:19:39] <arti> i'm not presently looking for any companions
[07:20:00] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: not even ones who will tolerate coning and letting you rape?
[07:20:00] <arti> i need to visit down there sometime
[07:20:12] <arti> sounds like a great way to catch a disease
[07:20:25] <chromas> But maybe you need a body for the carpool lane
[07:20:27] <Ethanol-fueled> no, I know firsthand she doesn;t have a disease
[07:21:29] <arti> i feel like we're trading cards here
[07:21:31] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, chromas, she'll let you both violate her. The only problem you'll have to deal with is her name-dropping...
[07:21:36] <arti> "got it, got it, want it, need it"
[07:22:02] <Ethanol-fueled> "I met Paul Allen.....I know everyt Maker Workshop in Southern California
[07:22:04] <arti> people love name dropping
[07:22:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Come on guys, you love that.
[07:22:28] <arti> lol, just cum right then
[07:22:33] <arti> PAUL ALLEN!?!?!
[07:22:39] <arti> HNnnnffgg
[07:23:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Come on guys...she is open to anything.
[07:23:20] <arti> can't even give it away
[07:23:20] <chromas> then it's not really violating, is it?
[07:23:29] <chromas> where's the fun
[07:23:46] <Ethanol-fueled> well, i don;t blame you guys for not giving it to me, because I'm a goddamn werido.
[07:23:53] <arti> ethanol, we should meet up this summer tho
[07:23:56] * chromas notices a van rolling up the street
[07:24:09] <Ethanol-fueled> but if you can provide a Kik or somthing such stupid or other, she will meet you halfway.
[07:24:22] <arti> lol kik
[07:24:31] <arti> "anyvideo plox"
[07:24:33] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: I have a pad secured in San berdoo county, beaumont, for such an occasion.
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[07:24:54] <arti> speaking of which, have you been up to the oktober fest in big bear?
[07:25:23] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: we have a cabin in Crestline secured up there as well.
[07:25:35] <Ethanol-fueled> But big-bear? we'd better plan that shit.
[07:25:38] <arti> wtf, are you part of some bro network or something
[07:25:54] <arti> "broshares, they're like timeshares but better"
[07:26:14] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: I have stupid friends with less-stupid parents who own properties.
[07:26:15] <arti> yeah, big bear, it's an annual thing. done it for ~ 8 years
[07:26:48] <arti> ah i see, i've got a few friends like that myself, i usually trade for services rendered
[07:26:49] <Ethanol-fueled> the formula is, how much extra are we gonna pay for big-bear?
[07:27:09] <arti> uh, well the trick is to bring your own vessel, since its only 2 tickets to fill
[07:27:21] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: "services rendered" means getting good drugs or sucking cock. Which can you provide?
[07:27:27] <arti> yes.
[07:28:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I can get is a base camp with extra bedrooms and a fireplace approx. 30 mins from Big Bear. Anything more, we'll have to arrange.
[07:28:09] <arti> the festival spans about 6 weeks up there, it's pretty awesome
[07:29:04] <arti> http://bigbearevents.com
[07:29:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, shit, we got plenty of time to prepare for that.
[07:29:44] <Ethanol-fueled> That makes me hard.
[07:30:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Even during the early summer, the mountains up there are so fucking good.
[07:30:51] <arti> yeah, i want to do a hike around the lake
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[07:31:38] <arti> September 13th & 14th 2014
[07:31:40] <ciri> Location not found - utc timestamp: wednesday, 4 june 2014, 01:12:02 pm.
[07:31:42] <arti> avoid those dates
[07:31:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I can probably get a couple girls from Lake Arrowhead up there,
[07:32:02] <arti> went up there last year during that time, sausage fest
[07:32:10] <arti> it was the most packed i'd ever seen it
[07:32:13] <Ethanol-fueled> One's really big. If you can't handle big girls, better leave her to me.
[07:32:26] <arti> "why have a small dream, when you can have a really big one"
[07:32:34] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, do you know what "valley of enchantment" is?
[07:32:46] <arti> some kind of vulvic reference?
[07:33:02] <Ethanol-fueled> no, a mountain town further down.
[07:33:13] <Ethanol-fueled> where all the weirdo hippies and tweekers live.
[07:33:16] <arti> rim o the world?
[07:33:29] <Ethanol-fueled> oh fuck. Rim of the world scares me.
[07:33:42] <arti> yeah, went up that when it was late and super foggy
[07:33:52] <Ethanol-fueled> some poor motherfucker actually plunged down that rim and died a horriffic death
[07:34:00] <arti> LOLOL
[07:34:27] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, i hate driving up there...you start at...what...the 18, crawling up from baseline in San Berdoo....then it gets fucking crazy.
[07:34:48] <Ethanol-fueled> once you get to the top and survive, though, you know its time to drink or get drugs.
[07:35:24] <arti> i go "the back way" through redlands
[07:35:37] <arti> hit up the albertos on the way up, and the a&w on the way down
[07:35:52] <arti> the 38
[07:37:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, you take the back way
[07:37:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I've taken that way a couple times.
[07:38:16] <arti> i prefer going up that way
[07:38:53] <Ethanol-fueled> when I go up that way I take where the 210 meets the 18 and goes away around the 330
[07:38:53] <arti> i remember one time a bus was smoking from the wheels due to the brakes overheating
[07:39:10] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck, arti, that's a terrible drive.
[07:39:27] <arti> part of the ritual and all
[07:39:41] <Ethanol-fueled> a two-lane road and a steep fucking grade, and if you go up during winter you need chains.
[07:39:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, a ritual.
[07:40:12] <arti> well if we go early enough its before the snows
[07:40:37] <Ethanol-fueled> the summer is great up there. All the lakes are open for play and you dont need chains.
[07:40:48] <arti> done the alpine sleds?
[07:41:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Not up there.
[07:41:34] <arti> shits wild, watched a dude flip out
[07:41:44] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah
[07:41:47] <arti> i laughed my ass off, he was all bloddy and shit from hopping off the track
[07:42:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First-Person Shooter Engine in 265 Lines of Javascript - http://sylnt.us - still-seething-about-programming-languages
[07:42:14] <arti> the expression of "this is really happening"
[07:44:33] <Ethanol-fueled> There are some crazy slopes up there.
[07:45:00] <Ethanol-fueled> And the airport, which offers rides in prop planes.
[07:45:03] <arti> so when its all summer they put down these luge like tracks and you go down on these wheeled things with a handbrake
[07:45:10] <arti> i'd like to fly up there
[07:45:16] <arti> maybe up there, then to vegas
[07:45:55] <Ethanol-fueled> ha, fuck Vegas. But they got Punk Rock Bowling.
[07:46:07] <arti> Anal. Ringtoss.
[07:46:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, well I'm going to box-out now...but perhaps we have a SoCal Soylent meetup in order.
[07:46:56] <arti> sounds like a plan, take care mang
[07:47:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I can arrange resources, you take care as well.
[07:47:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Peace, motherfuckers!
[07:47:39] <arti> rotten pieces
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[09:16:16] <chromas> coffee++
[09:16:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 183
[09:16:20] <chromas> first post!
[09:16:41] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:16:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 184
[09:17:03] <crutchy> ~monitor
[09:17:05] <exec> exec incoming data monitor enabled
[09:17:33] <crutchy> o.0
[09:18:18] <crutchy> aqu4 not op?
[09:18:34] <chromas> Quick, let's pick on it!
[09:19:05] <crutchy> Loggie should be op. anyone with a nick like deserves to be op
[09:19:06] <monopoly> Title:
[09:19:09] <chromas> I think it's from last time he updated and forgot to op himself first
[09:19:12] <crutchy> Loggie++
[09:19:12] <Bender> karma - loggie: 1
[09:19:13] <monopoly> Title:
[09:20:27] <crutchy> been any epic conversations while i was at workipoos?
[09:20:36] <chromas> Oh yeah, that's not even proper HTML, Loggie
[09:20:43] <crutchy> no major sn crisis?
[09:21:10] <chromas> Ethanol_Fueled came in and had a normal conversation
[09:21:11] <crutchy> whats not proper html?
[09:21:15] <crutchy> lol
[09:21:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla S Road Trip Report - http://sylnt.us - environmentally-impractical
[09:21:21] <chromas> The soylent logs page
[09:21:38] <crutchy> by normal you mean he defacated everywhere?
[09:21:50] <chromas> For example, it has closing body and html tags but not opening
[09:22:08] <chromas> Normal for most people; not normal for him :-)
[09:22:29] <crutchy> nice page ending too:
[09:22:31] <crutchy> <br />
[09:22:32] <crutchy> <a href="#09:21
[09:22:33] <ciri> So current band name idea: scunthorpe arsenal.
[09:23:17] <chromas> The channel pages all look nice, though
[09:23:42] <chromas> haha, there's a page for #*
[09:23:46] <chromas> three lines
[09:24:11] <chromas> I can see why you wouldn't want that logged. (-1, redundant)
[09:25:28] <crutchy> lol
[09:27:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v arti] by juggler
[09:27:49] <crutchy> o.0
[09:28:06] * arti o.o
[09:28:13] <crutchy> greetings to the top of the nick list
[09:28:15] <crutchy> :-)
[09:28:23] <arti> danke
[09:28:42] <arti> erst0r
[09:35:14] <crutchy> ~translate de en erstor
[09:35:15] <exec> [google translate] erstor (de -> en): erstor
[09:35:22] <crutchy> hmm
[09:35:27] <arti> its a level 2 word
[09:35:33] <arti> subtract or
[09:35:55] <arti> ~translate de en erst
[09:35:57] <exec> [google translate] erst (de -> en): only
[09:36:02] <arti> -_-
[09:36:21] <crutchy> only0r
[09:36:30] <arti> erste
[09:36:40] <arti> anyway its l33t for first
[09:36:59] <arti> https://translate.google.com
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[09:37:06] <crutchy> only level 50 mages are privy to such l33tness
[09:37:21] <crutchy> i'm a peon
[09:37:21] <arti> how's it going crutchy?
[09:37:33] <crutchy> ok
[09:37:35] <crutchy> you?
[09:37:43] <crutchy> actually i'm fkin tired
[09:37:47] <arti> looking up animating svgs with jquery
[09:38:04] <arti> animating paths
[09:38:08] <crutchy> is svgs something to do with vaginas?
[09:38:12] <crutchy> ah
[09:38:31] <arti> experiment to see if i can make something work, otherwise i'm going to use pictures
[09:39:04] <arti> dial in a knob, say for home levels
[09:39:15] <arti> one floor, two floors, three floors etc.
[09:39:57] <crutchy> do you have windows?
[09:40:02] <crutchy> or wine?
[09:40:07] <arti> i do
[09:40:18] <arti> only good houses come with windows crutchy
[09:40:22] <chromas> crutchy: try sl=auto
[09:41:15] <crutchy> sl=auto
[09:41:41] <chromas> ~translate auto en no hablas español
[09:41:42] <exec> [google translate] no hablas español (auto -> en): do not speak Spanish
[09:41:48] <crutchy> hmm will i turn into a sea monster now?
[09:41:58] <chromas> Yes
[09:42:05] <chromas> A si monster
[09:42:10] <crutchy> oh you mean in the translate url :-P
[09:42:13] * arti chuckles
[09:42:39] <chromas> ~translate auto en si monstruo
[09:42:41] <exec> [google translate] si monstruo (auto -> en): her monster
[09:43:20] <chromas> So, in Spanish, yes and her are the same word?
[09:43:22] <arti> i use that term for lady parts
[09:43:33] <arti> chromas, beats german for she and they
[09:43:56] <chromas> ~translate en de they
[09:43:57] <exec> [google translate] they (en -> de): sie
[09:44:01] <chromas> ~translate en de she
[09:44:02] <exec> [google translate] she (en -> de): sie
[09:44:04] <chromas> lol
[09:44:14] <chromas> as-is
[09:45:34] <crutchy> ~translate es hello how are you?
[09:45:36] <exec> [google translate] how are you? (es -> hello): how are you?
[09:45:41] <arti> lol
[09:45:47] <crutchy> /faceplant
[09:48:02] <crutchy> ~translate es hello how are you?
[09:48:03] <exec> [google translate] hello how are you? (auto -> es): hola cmo ests?
[09:48:36] <arti> one thing that's nice about spanish is the punctuation lead
[09:48:42] <arti> "oh, it's a question!"
[09:49:03] <crutchy> its a question designed for those in the southern hemisphere :-D
[09:49:19] <arti> plenty in the northern
[09:49:29] * arti enjoys their food
[09:49:46] <arti> best way to make friends: snacks. /see dogs
[09:51:41] <crutchy> ~translate-sl es en hola ¿cómo estás?
[09:51:43] <exec> [google translate] hola ¿cómo estás? (es -> en): hello how are you?
[09:51:59] <crutchy> ~translate es hello how are you?
[09:52:01] <exec> [google translate] hello how are you? (auto -> es): hola cmo ests?
[09:52:07] <crutchy> swet
[09:52:11] <crutchy> s/e/ee/
[09:52:12] <SedBot> <crutchy> sweet
[09:54:42] <Popeidol> sweat
[09:55:06] <arti> http://cgi.en.ecplaza.net
[09:55:08] <monopoly> Title: ����
[09:55:41] <chromas> ^ derp
[09:55:42] <ciri> The closest i camt to that on the bottom half.
[09:55:51] <crutchy> try this on your vagina jquery: https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[09:55:54] <monopoly> Title: BM6
[09:56:02] <arti> heh, BM
[09:56:19] <arti> fill it with paint
[09:56:32] <chromas> Will I lose The Game?
[09:56:51] <arti> what you did there, i saw it
[09:56:51] <boioioing> ~translate es will I lose the game?
[09:56:52] <exec> [google translate] will I lose the game? (auto -> es): perder el juego?
[09:57:09] <arti> juego!
[09:57:10] <crutchy> if you run the exe you can see how its used
[09:57:24] <crutchy> i just like the maze though
[09:57:32] <boioioing> ~translate fr try this on your vagina jquery
[09:57:33] <arti> you might say it's amazing
[09:57:33] <exec> [google translate] try this on your vagina jquery (auto -> fr): essayez ceci sur votre jquery vagin
[09:57:57] <crutchy> i made it from a photo
[09:58:11] <boioioing> Use exec to be a hit with the french ladies
[09:58:22] <crutchy> tinkered for a while with effects in microsoft photo editor till i ended up with that
[09:59:35] <chromas> Sounds like work. What you should do is write your own tool in Delphi :D
[09:59:57] <arti> that'd be something cool to write
[10:00:34] <arti> http://dev.bukkit.org
[10:00:35] <monopoly> Title: MineMaze - Bukkit
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[10:03:39] <arti> lol portable headphone amplifiers
[10:03:41] <arti> FiiO E6
[10:03:47] <arti> why so deaf
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[10:12:18] <arti> "Can it build AbstractFactoryBeanFactoryBeans?"
[10:26:58] <arti> heh http://www.azcentral.com
[10:26:59] <monopoly> Tempe-Phoenix light-rail swordsman talks about incident
[10:27:35] <arti> weeaboo, weeaboo!
[10:32:20] <ar> arti: it's AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean
[10:32:36] <arti> oh, my bad
[10:32:41] <arti> greetings :)
[10:36:34] <SirFinkus> baconeggandcheese++
[10:36:34] <Bender> karma - baconeggandcheese: 1
[10:36:41] <SirFinkus> it's like they were made for each other
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[10:39:05] <crutchy> !todo 6
[10:39:05] <Bender> todo item 9 added
[10:39:11] <crutchy> ?
[10:39:31] <crutchy> !done 9
[10:39:31] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:39:41] <crutchy> !list
[10:39:41] <Bender> available plugins: admin, cfg, chan, chatlog, core, fleet, grabquote, ignore, irc, karma, koffie, lod, markov, more, plug, relay, soylentrss, sylnt, todo, twitter, uidchecker, urlinfo, user
[10:39:51] <crutchy> wow
[10:39:59] <crutchy> !markov
[10:39:59] <Bender> markov is not enabled in #Soylent
[10:40:02] <chromas> ooh we should abuse !twatter
[10:40:03] <crutchy> aw
[10:40:09] <crutchy> lol
[10:40:17] <chromas> !tweet sac
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[10:40:20] <crutchy> exec prolly needs something like ~list
[10:40:33] <crutchy> but most of it's list is just junk
[10:40:41] <crutchy> !uidchecker
[10:40:51] <crutchy> !uid
[10:40:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4429, owned by larku
[10:41:00] <chromas> ~plug
[10:41:03] <chromas> ~plug butt
[10:41:07] <crutchy> !urlinfo goat.cx
[10:41:17] <crutchy> !url goat.cx
[10:41:27] <crutchy> !user
[10:41:35] <crutchy> !cfg
[10:41:35] <Bender> cfg <configname>
[10:41:54] <crutchy> !cfg master-command
[10:42:07] <crutchy> !cfg bacon-central
[10:42:17] <crutchy> !cfg baconbot
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[10:42:33] <crutchy> !csoylentrss
[10:42:38] <crutchy> !soylentrss
[10:42:50] <crutchy> !lod
[10:42:50] <Bender> ಠ_ಠ
[10:42:56] <crutchy> !lod
[10:42:56] <Bender> ಠ_ಠ
[10:43:00] <crutchy> ooook
[10:43:15] <crutchy> !irc
[10:43:26] <crutchy> !chan
[10:43:31] <chromas> oh we need this from earlier
[10:43:44] <crutchy> !koffie
[10:43:44] * Bender schenkt een kopje toebroek in voor crutchy
[10:43:54] <chromas> ~define-add farticle What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[10:43:55] <exec> definition for term "farticle" set to "What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub."
[10:44:13] <crutchy> ~translate en schenkt een kopje toebroek in voor crutchy
[10:44:15] <exec> [google translate] schenkt een kopje toebroek in voor crutchy (auto -> en): pours a cup toebroek for crutchy
[10:44:15] <chromas> Courtesy of TheMightyBuzzard (ding)
[10:44:35] <chromas> toebrock? IS that what RMS drinks?
[10:44:41] <crutchy> lol
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[12:24:48] <crutchy_> ~buckets
[12:25:08] <crutchy_> ~bucket
[12:25:11] <exec> GET: ~bucket <index>
[12:25:12] <exec> SET: ~bucket <index> <data>
[12:25:13] <exec> UNSET: ~bucket <index> unset
[12:25:43] <crutchy_> ~bucket IRCiv_game_channels #civ
[12:25:47] <exec> set bucket
[12:26:28] <chromas> testing auth?
[12:26:46] chromas is now known as crutchy
[12:26:46] <crutchy> ~q
[12:26:51] crutchy is now known as SoyGuest28812
[12:27:05] <SoyGuest28812> aw, NerdRPD penalty × 2
[12:27:38] <crutchy_> bugger
[12:28:08] <SoyGuest28812> ~bucket-clear
[12:28:18] <crutchy_> nah i'm trying to get rid of IRCiv dependence on just one channel
[12:28:21] <SoyGuest28812> ~buckets-dump
[12:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:28:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 185
[12:28:35] <SoyGuest28812> hm it's skipping the /nick part
[12:28:41] SoyGuest28812 is now known as chromas
[12:28:43] <crutchy_> i'm pretty sure its just in cmd.php
[12:29:17] <chromas> 13.5hr idlerpg penalty for dicking around
[12:29:18] <crutchy_> ~bucket IRCiv_game_channels unset
[12:29:22] <exec> unset bucket
[12:29:23] <ciri> Bucket list?
[12:29:29] <crutchy_> damn that's harsh
[12:30:11] <crutchy_> that's what you get for playing a game with an objective of doing as little as possible :-P
[12:30:26] <chromas> Very true. Should be doing nothing
[12:30:30] <crutchy_> lol
[12:30:51] <crutchy_> irpg spawned the idea for irciv
[12:31:16] <crutchy_> "just like irpg, except you actually get to do stuff!"
[12:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> figure out ipacman and i'll be impressed
[12:31:56] <chromas> irpg—it's like PRogressQuest for the command line
[12:32:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, i remember that vaguely
[12:32:37] * chromas assumes ipacman is not Arch-related
[12:32:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, still needs to be invented
[12:33:03] <chromas> crutchy_: ProgressQuest is written in Delphi; maybe you could port to Linux
[12:33:13] <chromas> oh
[12:33:18] <chromas> idle pacman?
[12:33:22] <chromas> or irc
[12:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[12:33:30] <crutchy_> rorl
[12:34:03] <crutchy_> "ipacman... where the objective is to get caught!"
[12:34:04] <chromas> .....24 dots eaten; 1 cherry; then ghost 2 got you. Twenty-five seconds
[12:34:48] <crutchy_> hmm... chromas, you remember that graphic stuff i was fucking around with yesterday?
[12:34:56] <crutchy_> i wonder if i could make a pac maze out of it
[12:34:58] <chromas> Yeah
[12:35:17] <crutchy_> lol and flood the absolute crap out of irc :-P
[12:35:25] <chromas> Need to be able to fit several rows into one line
[12:35:50] <chromas> Sent a hexdump of it
[12:35:52] <chromas> Or a hash
[12:36:04] <chromas> /sha1 lkgj dlgjd ;flgkjdf g;lskj g;lkj fdgl; jdfglfd j
[12:36:04] <monopoly> 1252eda52bfbc77b17225d4edad19fad3d83edea
[12:36:15] <chromas> Now decode that in your head
[12:36:20] <chromas> No, not that one; that's a collision
[12:38:27] <crutchy_> actually could use a similar approach for ipacman that i used for irciv
[12:38:45] <chromas> output an image on web server?
[12:38:49] <crutchy_> yeah
[12:38:55] <crutchy_> and commands to move
[12:38:57] <chromas> turn-based strategy pac
[12:39:23] <crutchy_> multiplayer
[12:39:29] <chromas> ~sudo pacman -S cherries
[12:39:29] <crutchy_> with lasers
[12:39:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> on sharks?
[12:39:48] <chromas> duealing sharks
[12:39:53] <chromas> s/shark/banjo/
[12:39:53] <SedBot> <chromas> duealing banjos
[12:40:00] <chromas> also s/a//
[12:40:06] <chromas> s/a//
[12:40:07] <SedBot> <chromas> lso s/a//
[12:40:21] <chromas> s/*./derp/
[12:40:27] <chromas> s/.*/derp/
[12:40:27] <SedBot> <chromas> derp
[12:41:11] * chromas ^H's regex skills are still in the low single-digits, possibly with a negative sign
[12:41:49] <chromas> http://imgur.com
[12:41:55] <monopoly> Title: imgur: the simple image sharer
[12:42:02] <chromas> ^ but at least that works
[12:43:20] <chromas> http://i.imgur.com
[12:43:21] <monopoly> Filetype: JPEG image data, JFIF standard 1.01
[12:45:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://127.0.0.1
[12:45:45] <monopoly> Title: Index of /
[12:46:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh baby is that ever exploitable
[12:46:51] <chromas> Go for it
[12:47:11] <chromas> You can use test or invite to a channel if you don't want to spam
[12:47:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like spam though
[12:48:08] <chromas> spam spam spam spam
[12:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> quick question, that bot on a vps or on your lan?
[12:48:30] * chromas should probably put a blacklist in place
[12:48:35] <chromas> it's on my desktop
[12:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://127.0.0.1
[12:48:43] <monopoly> Title: Index of /
[12:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas a bad thing. need to strip any ?/& arguments off.
[12:49:35] * chromas wonders what that would do
[12:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> just different ordering of the index
[12:49:57] <chromas> ah
[12:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> course you could do the same thing once you found your modem and break shit.
[12:50:17] <chromas> http://192.168.100.1
[12:50:17] <monopoly> Title: <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"><!-- saved from url=(0033)http://192.168.100.1/startup.html --><HT ...
[12:50:30] <chromas> doesn't properly handle frames for some reason
[12:50:55] <chromas> but that's the modem address, not that modems have any actual settings in their pages
[12:51:07] <chromas> unless there's a secret codez
[12:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://192.168.100.1
[12:51:28] <chromas> hah
[12:51:37] <chromas> in the browser, I get NET-DK/1.0 Error: 404 Not Found
[12:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[12:52:32] <chromas> Perhaps I should hand out hardware details…
[12:53:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, you shouldn't let people pass cgi commands to your modem via the bot as a general rule
[12:53:06] <chromas> or just ignore private ranges
[12:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly best to do that. or at least 127.0.0.1 and the 192.168.100.x range
[12:55:23] <chromas> http://192.168.100.1
[12:55:25] <ciri> Its more of this shit is going to power through the vm howto http://mugshots.orlandosentinel.com has a goal for today.
[12:55:26] <monopoly> Title: Mug Shots in Orange County Orlando, FL - Orlando Sentinel
[12:55:45] <chromas> http://localhost
[12:55:58] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org
[12:55:59] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews: Live Free Or Die!
[12:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> all fixed then?
[12:56:04] <chromas> hopefully
[12:56:32] <chromas> at least localstuff. Need to find a blacklist for naughty things
[12:56:49] <chromas> like somebody had aqu4 hit http://kiddykingdom.com a while back
[12:57:01] <chromas> ^ignored
[12:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you aren't liable for what someone else does with your shat.
[12:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> keep logs and you should be fine
[12:57:51] <chromas> then I should at least cache the page to a ramdisk :)
[12:58:08] <chromas> uses wget to grab it, then calls file for filetype detection
[12:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> uses wget?
[12:58:33] <chromas> the title script
[12:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer shell scripting it?
[12:58:47] <chromas> kind of
[12:59:04] <chromas> kvirc script
[12:59:08] <chromas> with shell calls
[12:59:13] <chromas> tsk tsk tsk
[12:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, figured it was all done in-script
[12:59:25] * chromas stands by for shell abuse
[12:59:39] <chromas> /do stands by, as well
[12:59:39] * monopoly stands by, as well
[12:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, that's likely secure enough if you're the one picking the filename.
[13:00:41] <chromas> actually if aqu4 was listening, I should just $title the url
[13:01:05] <crutchy_> http://192.168.100.1
[13:01:05] <chromas> that way there's an extra message involved
[13:01:19] <crutchy_> http://192.168.100.1
[13:01:31] <chromas> hehe, my blacklist is a big if statement with some ||
[13:01:59] <crutchy_> \x0
[13:02:06] <crutchy_> hmm
[13:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> as it should be
[13:02:43] <chromas> private ranges are ignored
[13:02:51] <chromas> except whatever the other one is. 172 or something?
[13:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> not as pretty to read but more efficient
[13:03:07] <chromas> Well I should iterate an array or something
[13:03:45] <chromas> and the character stripping is nested $str.replace calls :D
[13:03:57] <chromas> to remove 0x10 and such
[13:04:04] <chromas> or 0xa
[13:04:09] <crutchy_> $blacklist=array("goat.cx","localhost");
[13:04:15] <crutchy_> and then use in_array function
[13:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[13:04:41] <chromas> I can paste the code somewhere if you want to more easily exploit
[13:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ftp://ftp.mozilla.org
[13:05:19] <crutchy_> how do i do a control character in xchat?
[13:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy_, i'd tell you but u'm too lazy to figure out
[13:05:39] <monopoly> Filetype: bzip2 compressed data, block size = 900k
[13:05:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[13:06:01] <chromas> I should see if there's a limiter on wget
[13:06:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nyah nyah, made you download FF
[13:06:25] <chromas> I used kvs http.get but it would just die if over the limit instead of cutting it off
[13:06:33] <crutchy_> is it php chromas?
[13:06:39] <chromas> no
[13:06:49] <crutchy_> fp?
[13:06:55] <chromas> it's kvs whish is a weird hybrid of several languages
[13:07:14] <crutchy_> is that like arti's vagina jquery?
[13:07:36] <chromas> http://pastebin.ubuntu.com
[13:07:37] <monopoly> Title: Ubuntu Pastebin
[13:08:08] <chromas> $0 is the url and the #Soylent detection is commented out
[13:09:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> file://
[13:09:22] <crutchy_> its a shelll script?
[13:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there's that at least
[13:09:49] <crutchy_> with classes :-P
[13:10:08] <chromas> crutchy_: it runs inside an irc client; it's like if xchat could run scripts
[13:10:18] * chromas doesn't know if xchat runs scripts
[13:10:20] <crutchy_> ah yeah you mentioned that
[13:10:36] * crutchy_ cranks brain a few turns
[13:10:37] <chromas> It has events, like onKick, onURL, etc; then you create a handler and put code it
[13:10:55] <chromas> it's okay; it's easier to remember if you could see it
[13:10:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can limit the download rate but doesn't look like you can limit file size
[13:11:14] <chromas> well shit; just may need to roll my own
[13:11:23] <chromas> or use curl, aria or something
[13:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, xchat can run python, perl, tcl, and losta other stuffs.
[13:11:40] <chromas> cool
[13:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> so can hexchat, which are a fork of xchat that's still being developed.
[13:12:05] <chromas> I was trying out BitchX the other day; can't figure out how to get /exec output to /say
[13:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, oldschool
[13:12:23] <chromas> and there's not much in the way of docs
[13:12:46] <chromas> Yeah but it has the best name
[13:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[13:13:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm too lazy to bother with terminal clients nowadays though.
[13:13:14] <boioioing> ~translate ru is that like arti's vagina jquery?
[13:13:16] <exec> [google translate] is that like arti's vagina jquery? (auto -> ru): , , JQuery Arti ?
[13:13:22] <chromas> So uh, I have my DNS set to 4.2.2.2
[13:13:23] <ciri> Oh dude, take the stories and comments that are in all probability it will always be appreciated if you have saints row 4?
[13:13:36] <chromas> and after a while I start getting Charter's DNS hack anyway
[13:14:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> firewall charter's dns servers
[13:14:27] <stderr> Speaking of DNS-stuff, I'm about to kill someone because of some DNS-stuff...
[13:14:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> or firewall all dns results that don't come from 4.2.2.2/4.2.2.1
[13:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> stderr, oh ya?
[13:15:11] <chromas> Looks like I'm looking at meself for DNS from when I tried to run a DNSd but it doesn't work on Arch
[13:15:16] * chromas is confussled
[13:15:24] <stderr> Why does it have to be so ****ing difficult to transfer a domain and change the owner?
[13:15:38] <stderr> And why does it have to cost twice as much as a new domain?
[13:15:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> stderr, because they're fucktards
[13:15:57] <chromas> oh shit; is that re MrBluze? Hope you have access to him somehow
[13:16:24] * chromas shouldn't make connections with Loggie around
[13:16:33] <chromas> and then point it out
[13:16:41] <stderr> chromas: Got two mails from him today about the domains. Now we have to sign papers... WTF?!
[13:17:18] <chromas> ugh
[13:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's actually a good thing, except the fees. makes it harder for someone to social engineer your shit away from you.
[13:17:57] <chromas> How about port563.net?
[13:18:10] <chromas> ssl++
[13:18:10] <Bender> karma - ssl: 1
[13:18:30] <crutchy_> ~isup google.com
[13:18:31] <exec> google.com: HTTP/1.0 302 Found
[13:18:32] <chromas> http://port563.net
[13:18:45] <crutchy_> ~isup google.com:443
[13:18:47] <exec> google.com:443: HTTP/1.0 302 Found
[13:18:57] <stderr> chromas: That should redirect to port119.net
[13:19:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~isup http://127.0.0.1:22
[13:19:13] <exec> http://127.0.0.1:22 error connecting
[13:19:16] <stderr> https://port119.net should redirect to https://port563.net
[13:19:16] <chromas> it redirects to charter's jacking my DNS
[13:19:40] <crutchy_> ~isup irciv.port119.net
[13:19:41] <exec> irciv.port119.net: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[13:20:10] <crutchy_> tweaked ~isup to just fgets the first line and then close
[13:20:14] <chromas> crutchy_: can it give a unicode thumbs up?
[13:20:22] <crutchy_> hmm
[13:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard>
[13:20:48] * chromas notes that emoji has lots of symbols but only phones support it
[13:21:20] <stderr> chromas: Or a "\N{U+1F4A9}"
[13:21:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seattle Approves $15 Minimum Wage - http://sylnt.us - will-code-for-gold
[13:21:40] <chromas> 💩
[13:22:37] <stderr> If that's not in any of your fonts: http://www.fileformat.info
[13:22:38] <monopoly> Title: Unicode Character 'PILE OF POO' (U+1F4A9)
[13:22:57] <chromas> I put that in from my phone. It shows up but on the desktop it's blank
[13:23:16] <chromas> 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
[13:23:37] <stderr> Talking about Dice again?
[13:24:02] <chromas> !roll 6d6
[13:24:02] <ciri> chromas rolls 25
[13:24:12] <chromas> needs one more 6
[13:27:02] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: going back a bit, is that why BitchX doesn't seem to support Unicode?
[13:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, almost certainly
[13:27:29] <chromas> Or is it because I forgot to set my language from C when I pulled it from AUR?
[13:27:34] <crutchy_> ☣
[13:27:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hasn't been actively developed since you had to write on stone tablets
[13:27:59] <chromas> We need a fork
[13:28:04] <crutchy_> ☕++
[13:28:08] <crutchy_> aww
[13:28:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> !roll 5d10
[13:28:10] <chromas> xBitchX; graphical
[13:28:11] <ciri> AndyTheAbsurd rolls 30
[13:28:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> that doesn't work for the game I DM. :(
[13:28:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri: you suck.
[13:28:52] <crutchy_> ☑
[13:28:54] * chromas doesn't know rpg rules
[13:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, bing's klingon translator doesn't have very good grammar rules
[13:29:13] <chromas> Diablo. Click clit click
[13:29:26] <crutchy_> lol
[13:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be puqloD targh not targh puqloD
[13:29:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> strike that, revers it, thank you
[13:30:00] <chromas> Do the sensible thing and combine the output of google and bing
[13:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/revers/reverse/
[13:30:10] <SedBot> <TheMightyBuzzard> strike that, reverse it, thank you
[13:30:13] <crutchy_> $rs it
[13:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, google doesn't do klingon
[13:30:37] <crutchy_> boongle
[13:30:44] <crutchy_> bingle
[13:30:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why i had to write a bing script too
[13:30:54] <stderr> Didn't it used to support Klingon?
[13:30:57] <chromas> well there's your next trick. TheMightyBuzzard's own Klingon translator
[13:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. my grammar is the suQ too
[13:31:28] <crutchy_> ~spit blahckkkk faaaack!!!! *spit* grrrrr baaaah!!!!
[13:31:44] <crutchy_> exec: i would like a cup of tea
[13:32:20] <crutchy_> sort of a klingon translator
[13:32:53] <stderr> Anyway... I've been up for 30 hours or so and just got back from work an hour ago, so I'm off to bed... Won't wake up until some time next week...
[13:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[13:33:15] <crutchy_> cya stderr. have a good passing out :-P
[13:33:52] <chromas> 1>&2
[13:34:32] * chromas wonders how he can sed that to flip 1 and 2
[13:36:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> with an intermediate step, I'm sure
[13:36:40] * AndyTheAbsurd wonders how he can sed a bunch of hex values in a C array declaration to be in the opposite order
[13:37:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas: s/(.)>&(.)/$2>&$1/
[13:37:15] -!- pbnjoe [pbnjoe!~pbnjoe@Soylent/Users/313/pbnjoe] has joined #Soylent
[13:37:20] <chromas> The first step is to paste them into irc
[13:37:21] <crutchy_> ~reload
[13:37:22] <ciri> *Wookie sounds are heard* *modeler falls from his chat panel.
[13:37:24] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[13:37:35] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks
[13:37:41] <boioioing> ~rainbow ☕++
[13:37:41] <exec> 00,0700,0800,0900,12+00,02+
[13:37:50] <crutchy_> $test="blah blah"
[13:37:51] <exec> variable "test" set to value "blah blah"
[13:37:58] <crutchy_> $test
[13:38:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: gonna have to wait until I get to work.
[13:38:03] <chromas> Oh yeah I think you showed me that one before
[13:38:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> which I'm leaving for shortly.
[13:38:18] <crutchy_> $ $test
[13:38:42] <crutchy_> $$ hello this $test is a test
[13:38:43] <exec> hello this blah blah is a test
[13:39:12] <crutchy_> $test=""
[13:39:41] <chromas> /e $test="/e $test=\"hi\""
[13:39:41] <monopoly> $test="/e $test=\"hi\""
[13:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> $ENV{DISPLAY}=8.8.8.8:0.0
[13:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[13:40:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec don't lurve me
[13:40:24] <chromas> Google dns runs x?
[13:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> doubt it but it'd make for fun errors on whatever box you did it to
[13:40:47] <crutchy_> TheMightyBuzzard: it's a very dumb bucket setter/getter
[13:41:03] <crutchy_> all parsed manually
[13:41:14] <chromas> $$ $
[13:41:15] <exec> variable "" not set
[13:41:21] <crutchy_> $test="/e $test=\"hi\""
[13:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ $TERM
[13:41:33] <exec> variable "TERM" not set
[13:41:36] <chromas> Aw, monopoly not authorized for setting
[13:42:00] <crutchy_> nah no authentication on this one
[13:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ $ENV{TERM}
[13:42:01] <exec> variable "ENV{TERM}" not set
[13:42:19] <chromas> $$ $test
[13:42:20] <exec> blah blah
[13:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> well at least there's that
[13:42:26] <crutchy_> $ENV{TERM}="blah"
[13:42:27] <chromas> /e $test="/e $test=\"hi\""
[13:42:27] <exec> variable "ENV{TERM}" set to value "blah"
[13:42:27] <monopoly> $test="/e $test=\"hi\""
[13:42:31] <chromas> $$ $test
[13:42:32] <exec> blah blah
[13:42:46] <crutchy_> might be the quotes
[13:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ $INC[0]
[13:42:55] <exec> variable "INC[0]" not set
[13:43:08] <crutchy_> $test="/e $test=\hi\"
[13:43:13] <chromas> Needs escaped quotes for not spamming
[13:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's probably a php script
[13:43:23] <chromas> Bot
[13:43:54] <crutchy_> even better chromas... when you try to do something naughty it just borks and ignores you :-P
[13:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> jes... but what language are the variables set in?
[13:44:08] <crutchy_> php, sort of
[13:44:13] <crutchy_> $var="value"
[13:44:14] <exec> variable "var" set to value "value"
[13:44:22] <crutchy_> ?
[13:44:25] <crutchy_> stupid bot
[13:44:44] * chromas meant that we a s/ to himself
[13:44:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmmm...
[13:44:46] <crutchy_> $blah_blah="chromas stuffity"
[13:44:47] <exec> variable "blah_blah" set to value "chromas stuffity"
[13:45:07] * chromas can't /me properly now either
[13:45:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ $GLOBALS
[13:45:18] <exec> variable "GLOBALS" not set
[13:45:19] <crutchy_> wow that... err... sort of took a while to come through
[13:45:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, looks like they're sandboxed variables then
[13:45:55] <crutchy_> they're not really php variables
[13:46:06] <crutchy_> i just picked a common syntax
[13:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ $argc
[13:46:07] <exec> variable "argc" not set
[13:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good
[13:46:23] <crutchy_> they're buckets
[13:46:31] <crutchy_> filled with pipes :-P
[13:46:39] <chromas> From nantucket...
[13:47:03] <crutchy_> $bucket="fucket"
[13:47:04] <exec> variable "bucket" set to value "fucket"
[13:47:17] <chromas> /fortune-o
[13:47:18] <monopoly> When they asked a pert baggage name Alice,
[13:47:19] <monopoly> Who'd been bedded and banged in the palace,
[13:47:19] <monopoly> "Was he modest or vain?"
[13:47:19] <monopoly> "Was he regal or plain?"
[13:47:19] <monopoly> She replied, "He's a jolly good phallus!"
[13:47:36] <chromas> Was that inappropriate?
[13:47:50] <crutchy_> TheMightyBuzzard: https://github.com
[13:47:52] <monopoly> Title: test/scripts/bucket_vars.php at master · crutchy-/test · GitHub
[13:47:54] <ciri> $ $Test="/e $test=\"hi.
[13:49:05] <chromas> ciri's learning exec
[13:49:43] * crutchy_ is trying to learn exec too
[13:51:49] <chromas> monopoly doesn't have flood control...
[13:51:53] <crutchy_> ~bucket <<variable>>_#Soylent_$blah_blah
[13:51:57] <exec> chromas stuffity
[13:52:52] <chromas> /md4 but does have this useless 'feature'
[13:52:52] <monopoly> 1957b92efd598e969b0d8bdd530a86f8
[13:52:53] <crutchy_> ~bucket <<variable>>_#Soylent_$blah_blah teste teste'
[13:52:57] <exec> set bucket
[13:53:14] <crutchy_> ~bucket <<variable>>_#Soylent_$blah_blah
[13:53:17] <exec> teste teste'
[13:53:56] <crutchy_> the rate limiter seems to be working
[13:54:08] <chromas> If I switch to Apple should I test iCal?
[13:54:18] <crutchy_> authenticated commands are as slow as a wet week
[13:54:41] <chromas> Need to store a list instead of checking each time
[13:55:10] <chromas> Whoising
[13:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ \$GLOBALS
[13:55:17] <crutchy_> they not intended to be called often
[13:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[13:55:53] <crutchy_> it's pretty dumb
[13:56:09] <crutchy_> $$ this is $GLOBALS
[13:56:09] <exec> variable "GLOBALS" not set
[13:56:33] * chromas recently learned weeks can have a dampness factor
[13:56:35] <crutchy_> $\$GLOBALS[blah]="test"
[13:56:36] <exec> variable "\$GLOBALS[blah]" set to value "test"
[13:56:47] <crutchy_> $$ this is $\$GLOBALS
[13:56:48] <exec> variable "
[13:56:54] <crutchy_> lol
[13:57:24] <crutchy_> hmm
[13:57:27] <crutchy_> IRC_MSG variable "GLOBALS" not set
[13:57:33] <crutchy_> ^came out in terminal
[13:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> $foo=\strlen('hi')
[13:57:54] <crutchy_> $foo="\strlen('hi')"
[13:57:55] <exec> variable "foo" set to value "\strlen('hi')"
[13:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ $foo
[13:57:56] <exec> \strlen('hi')
[13:59:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ $\$GLOBALS
[13:59:02] <exec> variable "
[13:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ...
[13:59:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> $$ $\$_ENV
[13:59:53] <exec> variable "
[14:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're no fun, exec
[14:00:16] <chromas> $$ $
[14:00:17] <exec> variable "" not set
[14:00:17] <crutchy_> this is what gets upchucked in the terminal with one of these commands: http://paste.ubuntu.com
[14:00:18] <monopoly> Title: Ubuntu Pastebin
[14:00:22] <chromas> $$ $\
[14:00:22] <exec> variable "\" not set
[14:00:23] <crutchy_> just for the curious
[14:01:42] * chromas still doesn't quite get what the notices do
[14:02:37] <crutchy_> that's what triggers the scripts
[14:03:07] <crutchy_> though i'm working on triggering scripts with an irc bypass
[14:03:34] <chromas> Open-heart?
[14:03:35] <crutchy_> NOTICE :~civ logout $nick
[14:03:54] <chromas> Quadruple irc bypass
[14:03:56] <crutchy_> would be intercepted by the bot and handled internally without any IRC involvement
[14:04:01] <crutchy_> similar to bucket commands
[14:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> lousy secure script. i was gonna have some fun.
[14:04:49] <chromas> You could write something sneaky in Perl and have him install it
[14:04:49] <crutchy_> :exec BUCKET_GET :index
[14:04:57] <crutchy_> is example of a bucket message
[14:05:12] <crutchy_> (wouldn't get through irc server)
[14:05:25] <crutchy_> lol
[14:05:31] <crutchy_> he did
[14:05:46] <chromas> A regex within a regex
[14:05:50] <crutchy_> and it was so sneaky i couldn;t get it to work :-P
[14:05:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't count if it doesn't work
[14:06:41] <chromas> ~define buttmagic
[14:06:41] <exec> [soylent] buttmagic: something so magical it could only have been pulled out of one's ass. See CSI.
[14:06:54] <crutchy_> technically it did run, but it just borked, like pretty much anything i try in perl
[14:06:57] <chromas> ^ regex
[14:07:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could go and make a proper server app out of that app and let anyone pull their FB feed.
[14:07:31] * crutchy_ wonders if could just scrape
[14:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy_, ya you would have had to sign up for an app id/secret on dev.facebook.com to get it to work
[14:07:58] <crutchy_> ah yeah that's right. it worked cos it showed the browser page
[14:07:59] * chromas started on a fb feed all once but was put off by whatever the authentication routine was at the time
[14:08:00] <ciri> Lunch time bbl.
[14:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't scrape the /home node without being logged in.
[14:08:23] <chromas> Robots eat?
[14:08:36] <crutchy_> ciri is a lesbian
[14:08:52] <chromas> Didn't know it had a gender
[14:09:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> brb, need coffee
[14:09:09] <crutchy_> ciri is trying to crack onto sedbot
[14:09:35] <crutchy_> and nc
[14:09:45] <crutchy_> apparenty it thinks nc is a girl too
[14:09:47] <chromas> So like women. ,100% of all bots are bi
[14:10:01] <crutchy_> they switch
[14:10:05] <crutchy_> bahahahahahahaha!!!
[14:10:06] <ciri> I stayed up late listening to a specific version, which i guess it wouldn't be very much.
[14:10:21] * crutchy_ is such a geek
[14:10:32] <chromas> ciri: yeah, just a little
[14:11:01] <chromas> If you weren't, you'dn't be here at all
[14:11:10] <crutchy_> maybe ciri was listening to 'like a version... touched for the very first time'?
[14:11:32] <chromas> Like Madonna would know anything about that
[14:12:09] <crutchy_> maybe it was a bot remix? (prolly sounds like a dot matrix printer)
[14:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm.... i guess i could set up a server to do the auth-ing and let you lot hit it for facebook /home calls.
[14:12:49] <crutchy_> oh we would smack it good :-P
[14:12:55] <chromas> "Like a virgin...hold on. I have to look that word up"
[14:13:10] <chromas> ^Madonna
[14:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, then i'd feel bad about rebooting or switching to a vpn for the dirty, dirty porn
[14:13:14] <crutchy_> ~time like a version touched for the very first
[14:13:15] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 5 June 2014, 12:13:10 pm
[14:13:15] <exec> [Google] Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin. When your heart beats [after first time, "With your heartbeat"] Next to mine. Gonna give you all my love, ...
[14:13:25] <crutchy_> dammit
[14:13:31] <crutchy_> need the verbatim switch
[14:13:57] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[14:14:09] <crutchy_> ~define mahdoona
[14:14:15] <exec> mahdoona: unable to find definition
[14:14:18] <chromas> Put it on Soylent wink
[14:14:42] <crutchy_> yeah we want facebook ads on sn!
[14:14:56] <crutchy_> and poop color reports
[14:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> no ads from the api, yo
[14:15:15] <crutchy_> in a 30 second feed
[14:15:31] <crutchy_> i need regular updates of cat pics
[14:15:37] * chromas remembers when facebook was good
[14:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucked there too
[14:15:42] <chromas> And then I woke up
[14:16:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i made it strip out all the posts that aren't pure text.
[14:16:28] <crutchy_> at least leave in the div soup
[14:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, no html at ALL
[14:16:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> suitable for console displaying
[14:16:47] <chromas> Must have pussy pix
[14:17:00] <chromas> Caturday
[14:17:09] <crutchy_> Purrsday
[14:17:51] <chromas> What about asciiartification?
[14:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly a waste though. current ratio of signal to noise is 6:44
[14:18:28] <chromas> ~define farticle
[14:18:29] <exec> [soylent] farticle: What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[14:18:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: with that s/(.)>&(.)/$2>&$1/ thing you posted before....how many chances to use (.) do I get?
[14:19:11] <chromas> Should have added the source
[14:19:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> up to 9
[14:19:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> I *think* I want 15 of them....but I can get away with 8.
[14:19:22] crutchy_ is now known as crutchy
[14:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> or is it 10? i forget what $0 is in matching
[14:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i like to have hurt myself laughing when that was explained to me by a 7yo girl.
[14:21:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay.... hmmm....
[14:22:36] <chromas> Need to pile all the bots into channel and see what emerges
[14:22:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> fb and twitter are out because fuck oauth
[14:22:53] <weeds> Mornin fellers
[14:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> could slurp journal entries from sn
[14:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, weeds
[14:24:09] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: do they emit rss/atom feeds?
[14:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> was just checking that. i don't think we're set for using any dynamic feeds though
[14:24:52] <chromas> Seems like fb used to have a bug where they didn't check for authorization for feeds
[14:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be damned, i was wrong
[14:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://soylentnews.org
[14:25:32] <monopoly> Filetype: XML document text
[14:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of dynamically generated feeds
[14:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> all rss though, no atom
[14:26:41] <chromas> Mobile firefox herps a derp on xml
[14:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you get for using mobile
[14:28:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[14:28:02] * chromas wonders if vnc clients exist for android and goes to check
[14:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://soylentnews.org
[14:28:27] <crutchy> ~part
[14:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, found a bug!
[14:28:39] <chromas> Robot broken?
[14:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, some of the feeds are http when they should be https
[14:29:27] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[14:29:47] <chromas> Can the load balancer pass a flag on the header so you can tell it it should be https?
[14:29:59] <crutchy> stupid locked channel array
[14:30:02] <crutchy> ~part
[14:30:03] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has parted #Soylent
[14:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> easier to just ignore the load balancer and make them relative links
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[14:30:55] <chromas> Does that work?
[14:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> /soylentnews.org/journal.pl?op=top&content_type=rss instead of specifying a protocol
[14:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that's how half of them are done already
[14:31:50] <chromas> Will rss readers know the base href is soylentnews.org?
[14:32:17] <crutchy_> trim the first /
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[14:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh you mean for the links inside them
[14:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, they'll all be http because of the load balancer
[14:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing we can do about that for the dynamic feeds that i can think of
[14:33:27] <chromas> That's why I was wondering about a flag in the reader
[14:33:32] <chromas> Header
[14:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd have to be behind the load balancer to tell though.
[14:34:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> not something a schmuck with a dev vm can debug by themselves
[14:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> https feeds are coming though. pull request is already merged.
[14:34:54] <ciri> Lot of dynamically generated feeds. Index.* feeds are generated periodically by slashd and served up statically straight from the login box?
[14:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> for index feeds that is
[14:35:52] <chromas> Index.rss is different from whatever's linked at the bottom or the page?
[14:36:14] <chromas> The way it's generated I mean
[14:36:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> erm... index.rss is what's at the bottom of the page
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[14:36:52] <crutchy_> the irc bypass thing already worked. fuck i wish i knew my stupid bot worked
[14:37:19] <crutchy_> s/my/how my/
[14:37:19] <SedBot> <crutchy_> the irc bypass thing already worked. fuck i wish i knew how my stupid bot worked
[14:37:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> and ya, they're periodically written out to a file by slashd and the file is served up straight through with no processing
[14:37:33] <chromas> Yeah, I thought there was another link somewhere
[14:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> will be https://soylentnews.org or .satom once that pull gets merged if you want the links inside the feed to be https links.
[14:38:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless someone wants a different naming scheme and changes the naming.
[14:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't even up on dev yet though, so may be a bit
[14:39:29] * chromas wonders if she's got Alzheimer's
[14:39:49] <chromas> Can't find that other rss link
[14:40:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> what other one?
[14:40:34] <chromas> I thought there was a cgi-style link
[14:40:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's index.rss and index.atom and index.rdf and index.xml right now, thas all
[14:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[14:41:03] <chromas> But I can't find it now so I must need to goto sleep
[14:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... maybe...
[14:42:31] <chromas> Or maybe it was removed with one of your updates?
[14:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, index has always been static as far as i know.
[14:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> journal.pl will create dynamic feeds though
[14:44:30] <chromas> Danger will Robinson
[14:45:02] <chromas> Need a Futurama reference in there
[14:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrmmm....
[14:46:42] <chromas> Or baconoma irc bypass
[14:47:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it looks like index.pl has rss functionality but damned if i can see how or if it's accessed
[14:47:26] <crutchy_> :chromas BACONOMA #Soylent :bite my shiny metal ass!
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[14:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, index.pl can generate a dynamic rss feed but only if it's turned on to do so in the vars
[14:53:51] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[14:54:02] <crutchy> crap
[14:54:21] <chromas> So it's not related to the code you're actually using?
[14:55:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. that's run as a slashd task and written out to index.rss/rdf/atom
[14:56:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is just as well since index.pl doesn't seem to want to serve the feeds even when the proper vars are set
[14:57:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, there it goes. had to restart apache
[14:57:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> less server load to do it from slashd once every 10 minutes than to dynamically generate every time someone calls it though
[14:57:53] <chromas> firehose.pl
[14:58:45] * chromas has noticed it comes out as firehouse when referenced on sn
[14:58:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:58:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 186
[14:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas disabled hard
[14:59:48] <chromas> Koffee karma klimbing
[15:00:45] <chromas> Could use pipe code for that. Make an unholy beast of php and Perl
[15:01:30] <chromas> Fire Hydra
[15:01:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dwarf Fortress Update Coming Next Month - http://sylnt.us - games-that-make-it-look-like-you-are-working
[15:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gods no
[15:03:51] <chromas> And a Python script
[15:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's right out. relevant whitespace can bite my shiny metal ass
[15:05:43] <chromas> Use brackets then pipe it through sed before interpreting
[15:06:01] <chromas> Looool
[15:06:28] <chromas> More os mean it's louder I guess
[15:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd still bork if i did an else{return 1;} or similar
[15:07:15] <chromas> Then you need moar regex
[15:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes the if is complicated but the else isn't worth using two+ lines
[15:07:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> even for readability
[15:07:46] <chromas> It's the answer to everything. Like xml and violence
[15:07:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> duct tape
[15:08:48] <chromas> Joe Garhelli makes his own duct tape
[15:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i make my own black powder
[15:10:14] <chromas> Pascal. It's like c but different
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[15:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm... i should probably spend today finding and updating all my cpan modules that need it since perl 5.20 is out for arch
[15:14:48] <chromas> archlinux++
[15:14:49] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 1
[15:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[15:14:57] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 2
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[15:15:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> get to find out which modules i use are pure perl and which aren't
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[15:15:54] <LaminatorX> archlinux++
[15:15:54] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 3
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[15:16:19] <SirFinkus> next thing on the slash code purge should be print.pl
[15:16:37] <chromas> Needs more karma than luftballons
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[15:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, ya think? wouldn't be that difficult to make it work.
[15:18:37] <SirFinkus> but does anyone use it?
[15:18:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> doubt it
[15:19:00] <SirFinkus> looks like cruft to me
[15:19:15] <chromas> Delete it and then you'll know they don't :)
[15:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> for that matter we could lose all the rss cruft in index.pl if we're gonna use the slashd generated feeds.
[15:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't save many cycles or much memory but would make index.pl easier to read.
[15:21:05] * chromas remembers /. urls used to vary slightly
[15:21:56] <chromas> Sometimes /metamod other times /metamod.pl
[15:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[15:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh yeah, broke plenty of my scripts
[15:24:29] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:24:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 187
[15:24:30] <ciri> Karma - coffee: 156.
[15:24:42] <crutchy> lol
[15:24:47] <crutchy> ciri you bonk
[15:24:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ciri needs to diaf
[15:24:49] <Blackmoore> ciri, you are still drunk
[15:25:25] <crutchy> ciri is so sirry
[15:25:39] <crutchy> but not rearry
[15:25:57] <crutchy> maybe its just ronery
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[15:28:37] <chromas> ~bucket kick
[15:29:20] <crutchy> irciv has been disabled :-(
[15:29:27] <Blackmoore> :(
[15:30:01] <crutchy> but i borked it to try to make it even betterer :-P
[15:30:43] <chromas> irciv2...where are you? We've got some moves to make now
[15:30:43] <crutchy> ~civ-admin spawn-server #game
[15:30:54] <crutchy> ^something like this
[15:39:58] <chromas> $ddg systemctl vs sysctl
[15:40:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> back directly
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[15:42:53] <chromas> Themightybuzzard: s/d./d.briefs./
[15:42:53] <SedBot> <chromas> <Themightybuzzard> back d.briefs.rectly
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[15:43:10] <chromas> Quit doesn't count eh
[15:44:02] <chromas> Themightybuzzard: s/d\./d.briefs./
[15:44:16] <chromas> Nope
[15:45:07] <crutchy> chromas: s/\//( 0 Y 0 )/g
[15:45:28] <crutchy> chromas: s/./( 0 Y 0 )/g
[15:45:29] <SedBot> <crutchy> <chromas> ( 0 Y 0 )( 0 Y 0 )( 0 Y 0 )( 0 Y 0 )( 0 Y 0 )
[15:46:30] <chromas> Amen, brother
[15:47:08] <chromas> The first church of boobitology
[15:48:13] <chromas> "But Peg...all the wrong things are jiggling"
[15:52:24] <crutchy> my missus has been watching game of thrones episodes
[15:52:49] <crutchy> i just can't get over the honest trailer for it
[15:53:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go, no segfaulting for at least the perl mods that i run conky scripts off of
[15:55:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> just going to have to watch syslog for other stuff segfaulting
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[16:29:52] <crutchy> ~monitor
[16:29:54] <exec> exec incoming data monitor enabled
[16:30:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple to Allow Virtual Currencies in App Store - http://sylnt.us - Current-Events
[16:36:37] <paulej72> we found xlefay
[16:37:01] <paulej72> he should be getting back to normal computer access soon
[16:39:05] <Bytram> !woop
[16:39:05] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:39:16] <Bytram> bacon++
[16:39:16] <Bender> karma - bacon: 232
[16:40:31] <Blackmoore> even Bender is happy about that
[16:40:50] <Blackmoore> his system die or something?
[16:41:34] <mrcoolbp> it's complicated
[16:41:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> woohoo
[16:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> doing a job for the state for whizzing on a cop car, was it?
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[16:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> now that i've written it, i can't decide if i have a use for showing the title+link of the latest journal entries.
[16:47:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> why is Bender being Zoidberg?
[16:47:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> Are we just happy that xlefay isn't dead?
[16:47:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. i like making up wacky stories though.
[16:47:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> !woop
[16:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll just slap the journal entries feed in my rss reader instead.
[16:53:13] <Bytram> !uid
[16:53:14] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4431, owned by stachura
[16:53:22] <Bytram> !woop
[16:53:22] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:53:39] <crutchy> !woop
[16:53:39] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:53:42] <crutchy> !woop
[16:53:43] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:53:52] <crutchy> xlefay++
[16:53:52] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 49
[16:54:01] <Bytram> xlefay++
[16:54:01] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 50
[16:54:22] <Bytram> hey gang, gotta get going on my day; have fun everone!
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[16:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[16:54:40] <crutchy> cya
[16:54:43] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: ciao!
[16:55:03] <crutchy> paulej72: goof to hear!
[16:55:12] <crutchy> err
[16:55:17] <crutchy> ahh crap
[16:55:34] <crutchy> *good
[16:55:52] <Bytram|away> crutchy: no worris; wee here ewe! =)
[17:22:05] <Blackmoore> I am seriously amused. are all my poll suggestions going live?
[17:26:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was yours, was it?
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[17:44:38] <Blackmoore> yeah and yesterdays too
[17:45:17] <Blackmoore> and i just located a red swingline stapler in the office!
[17:45:31] <Blackmoore> https://www.resetthenet.org
[17:45:33] <monopoly> Title: Reset the Net
[17:51:55] <mrcoolbp> Blackmoore: this guy doesn't want us to have fun WRT red swinglines : http://soylentnews.org
[17:54:39] <Woods> Wow, that guy seems really angry.
[17:57:07] <Woods> Maybe a stapler murdered his father.
[17:57:36] <Blackmoore> ^that
[17:57:47] <mrcoolbp> LOL gus
[17:57:48] <mrcoolbp> guys
[17:58:42] <Woods> What?!!
[18:00:31] <Blackmoore> and responded.
[18:01:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Offers $10,000 Reward For Aircraft Lasering Arrests - http://sylnt.us - you-could-put-an-eye-out-with-that-thing
[18:01:51] <ciri> Rofl http://techdestroyers.com: http://mugshots.orlandosentinel.com and jammed that into my @inc it still strong?
[18:01:58] <monopoly> Title: Tech Destroyers - Free source for technology and design news | Technology, Design, Inspiration
[18:04:43] <Blackmoore> should ciri be posting links?
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[19:20:30] * NCommander has to go boil himself in the shower :-/
[19:27:39] * mrcoolbp flushes the toilet and waits for NCommander to scream
[19:30:41] * NCommander enjoys cold showers :-)
[19:37:48] <mrcoolbp> dman
[19:37:58] <mrcoolbp> s/dman/damn/
[19:37:58] <SedBot> <mrcoolbp> damn
[19:39:35] * NCommander is showered
[19:39:39] * NCommander has to pack and get over to Penn
[19:40:26] <Blackmoore> NCommander: are you playing the part of a lobster?
[19:41:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - High Brain Integration and Creativity - http://sylnt.us - Candles-and-Flames
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[20:09:26] <arti> .kick monopoly
[20:09:27] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
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[20:09:29] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
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[20:09:36] <ciri> $Story{qw(sid title section author tid time dept. Right away, the bridges.
[20:09:37] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
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[20:09:44] <arti> great, my bot is going to learn this
[20:09:45] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
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[20:11:07] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
[20:11:08] <ciri> $Story{qw(sid title section author tid time dept. Is currently bog standard from a photo.
[20:11:08] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
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[20:11:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> what the actual fuck
[20:11:52] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
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[20:12:07] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
[20:12:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://soylentnews.org
[20:12:09] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews: Live Free Or Die!
[20:12:20] <arti> idk
[20:12:20] -!- arti|lt has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[20:12:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> who owns that bot?
[20:12:27] <arti> idk
[20:12:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> it got caught in an infinite loop responding to itself
[20:12:37] * Woods points at Arti
[20:12:45] * arti point at woods
[20:12:55] -!- TheMightyBuzzard has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[20:12:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> somebody give me ops
[20:13:07] <arti> can you do .op AndyTheAbsurd
[20:13:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> so I can /kick both of your asses
[20:13:17] <Bytram|away> .op
[20:13:17] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Bytram|away] by juggler
[20:13:24] <Bytram|away> .deop
[20:13:24] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Bytram|away] by juggler
[20:13:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> really?
[20:13:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's dangerous
[20:13:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> .op
[20:13:43] <Woods> lol
[20:13:47] <arti> yup. dangerous
[20:13:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> 14:13 [soylent] -juggler(SN@services.)- You are not authorized to perform this operation.
[20:14:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> apparently I'm not sufficiently trusted
[20:14:10] <Woods> Too much absurdity
[20:14:13] <arti> well, you need to sacrifice some more PCs
[20:14:23] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[20:14:36] <Bytram> but seriously, who's bot WAS that?
[20:15:00] <arti> chromas
[20:15:04] <arti> check the whois
[20:15:11] * Woods points at Chromas
[20:15:18] <arti> lol, kiera_knightley
[20:15:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was more amused by #dickelodeon
[20:15:59] <arti> hahahaha
[20:16:46] <Bytram> chromas: what was up with your bot?
[20:17:54] <Bytram> monopoly: ping
[20:18:54] <Blackmoore> which PC's? computers or Players?
[20:19:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm pretty sure it's what I said - the URL that it was passed had the URL itself as part of the TITLE tag, so it detected the URL and responded by fetching the title from that link.
[20:19:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> Pretty easy to get around by simply having the bot ignore itself
[20:19:28] <ciri> I think is yet another bot, welcome to bot paradise ciri!
[20:19:40] * arti pets ciri
[20:19:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri: bite my shiny metal ass!
[20:19:59] <arti> just need to hook it up to a weapons system. then people will really laugh at the jokes
[20:20:39] -!- arti|lt [arti|lt!~nodebot@394-890-291-882.ip.mcleodusa.net] has joined #Soylent
[20:21:08] <arti> ^- my text editor @ the office
[20:21:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> you must be using emacs
[20:21:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's a decent OS but the text editor is kind of crap
[20:21:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> :)
[20:21:36] <arti> lighttable.com
[20:24:22] <Bytram> lighttable looks interesting; I wonder if it can help debug gawk code?
[20:24:43] <arti> so far my favorite addon for it is the rainbow brackets
[20:25:06] <arti> so when you have nested brackets (((((()))))) the colors will match (and glow)
[20:25:13] <Bytram> arti: what does that do?
[20:25:31] <Bytram> afk brb
[20:27:54] <arti> a loose analogy perhaps, if notepad++ were firefox, this would be phoenix
[20:28:11] <arti> i really like using it for web development
[20:28:13] <Bytram> arti: hmm, interesting. emacs will highlight the matching bracket (either forward or backward) from the cursor
[20:28:41] <arti> oh it does that too, but it also shows all the others in the block you're in
[20:28:55] <arti> i've got the vim style relative lines enabled too
[20:29:12] <Bytram> might be useful; what does it run on? Unix/linux only or windows, too?
[20:29:19] <arti> all platforms
[20:29:28] <arti> linux/windows/osx
[20:29:34] <arti> "all"
[20:29:41] * Bytram digs out his commodore 64 and smiles
[20:29:54] <arti> pretty cool, written in clojure
[20:29:55] <Bytram> =)
[20:30:09] <arti> the neat feature is the injection. so you can pull a browser into a tab
[20:30:20] <arti> and if you're using js (or html) it'll update without refreshing
[20:30:31] <arti> also has inline evaluation
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[20:30:50] <Bytram> intersesting!
[20:31:01] <Bytram> how is it on resources? memory/cpu?
[20:31:19] * arti checks
[20:31:27] * Bytram plaids
[20:31:51] * Bytram offers arti a polka-dot, too
[20:31:52] * AndyTheAbsurd plaits
[20:32:36] * arti shrugs
[20:32:50] <arti> looks like it forks itself
[20:33:07] <LaminatorX> C64 can use emacs as a serial console in 80col mode. ;)
[20:33:16] <Bytram> arti: what r u running on?
[20:33:27] <Bytram> LaminatorX: Really? Wow!!!
[20:33:36] <arti> scope it out, it's a toy. i like how you can modify the keymaps and whatnot and stuff reloads
[20:34:01] <arti> the only thing that requires a restart at the moment is an update of the main program
[20:34:06] <Bytram> arti: maybe when I have more time and energy. Sounds like it could be fun.
[20:34:09] <arti> it has a neat auto complete
[20:34:22] <arti> yeah, i'm not using it for everything yet. but it's pretty easy to extend
[20:34:44] <arti> i use it on windows
[20:34:46] <Bytram> arti: If you are running on windows, I'd highly recommend getting ProcessExplorer
[20:34:50] <arti> haven't compiled it successfully on debian yet
[20:35:00] * arti is a fan of process explorer
[20:35:06] <LaminatorX> Well, in the same sense that it can run any other console app running on whatever host it's talking to.
[20:35:18] <Bytram> arti++
[20:35:18] <Bender> karma - arti: 49
[20:35:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> !karma NCommander
[20:35:31] * arti bows
[20:35:48] <arti> oh yes, uh... so we need to scrape one of the bots for content right?
[20:35:54] * Bytram wishes ProcessExplorer had a way to see a single column with the entirety of disk I/O for each process.
[20:36:19] <Bytram> NCommander++
[20:36:19] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 31
[20:36:20] <arti> be sweet to be able to script that
[20:37:40] <Bytram> arti: lost me there; script what?
[20:37:50] <arti> processexplorer
[20:38:03] <Bytram> oooh; yeah that would be really nice!
[20:38:13] <arti> like where you could hook that particular function and extend it
[20:38:51] <Bytram> there's a column for CPU usage and it's quick to show me where I'm bogged down when I'm compute bound. I/O Bound? Gotta look in a bunch of places. :/
[20:39:21] <arti> have you made the jump to SSDs yet?
[20:39:23] <Bytram> then again, I'm running v15.3
[20:39:44] Blackmoore is now known as blackmoore|afk
[20:39:55] <Bytram> arti: don't I wish! I've got a 9 yo athlon 64 1/2 2Hz with a 5400 RPM hard disk.
[20:40:11] <Bytram> arti: don't I wish! I've got a 9 yo athlon 64 1/2 GHz with a 5400 RPM hard disk.
[20:40:19] <arti> bears repeating
[20:40:37] <arti> it'll be glorious, single best hardware component i've upgraded
[20:40:46] <Bytram> not realluy; misread what I wrote and tried to fix it and ended up being same as what I started.
[20:40:50] * Bytram needs a nap.
[20:40:56] <arti> ein knapp!
[20:41:14] <arti> that word doesn't really mean that, but i'm curious if its the origin for nappy
[20:41:15] <Bytram> picnic ==> pack knapp?
[20:41:44] <arti> lol
[20:41:46] <Bytram> try: http://etymonline.com
[20:41:46] <monopoly> Title: Online Etymology Dictionary
[20:41:48] <arti> Picknick!
[20:41:57] <arti> das picknick
[20:42:29] <Bytram> much better than nitwit or nitpick !
[20:42:34] <arti> "downy," late 15c., from nap (n.1) + -y (2). Meaning "fuzzy, kinky," used in colloquial or derogatory reference to the hair of black people, is from 1950.
[20:42:57] <arti> what a silly word
[20:43:12] <Bytram> arti: fair warning; I've been lost on that site for hours at a time.
[20:43:12] <arti> my, your hair looks nappy. /yousirareracist
[20:43:44] <arti> cool site, i get totally distracted on stackexchange with grammar
[20:43:54] <arti> i'm not really an english buff either
[20:44:14] <arti> like what was it the other day, an idiom for not understanding
[20:44:42] <Bytram> it can be hard to stay on my toes when I hand around in chat rooms too much; sloppiness slips in, yanno? ;)
[20:44:43] <arti> bytram, do you use notepad++ ?
[20:44:49] <Bytram> nah; emacs
[20:45:01] <Bytram> in a pinch, notepad or wordpad
[20:45:02] <arti> ah, the true do all thingy
[20:45:11] <arti> my guilty pleasure is nano (or ee)
[20:45:12] <ciri> My pleasure, mofo...think i'm gonna make an 'interpreter' to convert your text format to whatever your tk of choice.
[20:45:33] * arti wonders what the tk is
[20:45:45] <Bytram> learned it about 20 (30? I dunno) years ago; it's been pretty much everywhere else I've been, since.
[20:45:54] <Bytram> tool kit
[20:46:05] <arti> fair enough
[20:46:10] <arti> !decide known unknown
[20:46:12] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: known.
[20:46:38] * Bytram ISTR that it's: one die; two dice
[20:47:07] <arti> fair enough
[20:47:18] <arti> !roll 99d6
[20:47:19] <ciri> arti rolls 384
[20:47:34] <arti> !roll 1d6+20
[20:47:35] <ciri> arti rolls 23
[20:48:16] <arti> man, that's a long time with an editor, do you still learn new things?
[20:48:23] <Bytram> !roll rock
[20:48:24] <arti> like uh, clever ways of doing things
[20:48:24] <ciri> Bytram rolls incorrectly. Try <n>d<x>[<mod>]: where <n> is number of dice, <x> is number of sides, <mod> is an expression of addition or subtraction
[20:48:54] <Bytram> arti: all the time!
[20:49:21] <Bytram> moreso, lately.
[20:49:29] <arti> what's been something cool?
[20:49:39] * arti really likes emmet
[20:49:57] <Bytram> When I need something, I often just craft it myself. at least wrt command line tools to use with pipes and files and the like
[20:50:01] <arti> its a plugin thingy which expands lines
[20:50:20] <arti> so you can do something like li.tiggles*5
[20:50:33] <arti> and you'll get <li class="tiggles"></li> * 5
[20:50:50] <Bytram> Huh? Oh! Neat!
[20:50:58] <arti> it gets better than that
[20:51:02] <arti> i'm still not a master
[20:51:24] <arti> http://emmet.io
[20:51:24] <monopoly> Title: Emmet — the essential toolkit for web-developers
[20:51:39] <arti> http://fbi.gov
[20:51:39] <monopoly> Title: FBI — Homepage
[20:51:52] <Bytram> emmet? Like a fox? <grin>
[20:51:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Computer Programs Are People, Too - http://sylnt.us - while-(true)-{spawn()}
[20:52:11] <arti> it was called something else previously, perhaps
[20:52:35] <Bytram> IIRC an emetic is something like ipecac which makes one hurl.
[20:52:49] <arti> this lingo
[20:53:01] <arti> so it does a lot of something o.o
[20:53:11] <Bytram> was wondering how longer before that story came out; this might bring up some "interesting" commentary!
[20:53:25] <Bytram> something++
[20:53:25] <Bender> karma - something: 1
[20:53:40] <Bytram> not so much, yet.
[20:53:44] <Bytram> =)
[20:54:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> !roll 1d20+4
[20:54:07] <ciri> AndyTheAbsurd rolls 10
[20:54:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> !roll 1d20+4
[20:54:13] <ciri> AndyTheAbsurd rolls 9
[20:54:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> !roll 1d20
[20:54:17] <ciri> AndyTheAbsurd rolls 20
[20:54:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> !roll 1d20
[20:54:20] <ciri> AndyTheAbsurd rolls 16
[20:54:35] <arti> you got a crit there, natural 20
[20:54:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> hmmm, may have to use this at my next roll playing session
[20:54:35] <Bytram> !rolls 1d4
[20:54:49] <arti> singular Bytram
[20:55:00] <Bytram> !rolls 1d4
[20:55:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> I can't roll worth shit with a real d20.
[20:55:03] <Bytram> !roll 1d4
[20:55:04] <ciri> Bytram rolls 3
[20:55:12] <Bytram> !roll royce =)
[20:55:13] <ciri> Bytram rolls incorrectly. Try <n>d<x>[<mod>]: where <n> is number of dice, <x> is number of sides, <mod> is an expression of addition or subtraction
[20:55:19] <Bytram> no fun.
[20:55:32] <arti> i'd like to have an irc/web powered session
[20:55:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm paranoid about aircraft crashing into the building today
[20:55:49] <arti> logging keeps track of stuff, characters and whatnot are stored with a bot
[20:55:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> Maybe I should just go home...
[20:56:00] <arti> you in san diego?
[20:56:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, St Pete, Florida.
[20:57:03] <arti> had a marine aircraft crash into some homes yesterday
[20:57:12] <Bytram> ~weather st petersberg
[20:57:15] <exec> Weather for St Petersburg, FL US at 2014-06-05 18:29:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[20:57:15] <exec> temperature = 84°F (28.9°C) dewpoint = 73.6°F (23.1°C)
[20:57:15] <exec> barometric pressure = 1013.4 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 71%
[20:57:16] <exec> wind speed = 1 mph (1.6 km/h) wind direction = 72°
[20:57:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> But I work on the 14th floor of a building and there's two hospitals with helipads within a few blocks, plus a small airfield nearby
[20:57:34] <arti> aaaah
[20:57:43] <arti> well just hang out away from the windows
[20:57:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> and I can see a prop plane pulling a Geico banner circling around downtown.
[20:57:56] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: we tend to notice that which escaped our notice before... how long you been there when NOTHING has happened?
[20:58:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> since the beginning of february
[20:59:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> this guy pulling the Geico banner seems, somehow, to be doing so badly.
[20:59:02] <arti> well i don't like spending lots of time on bridges
[20:59:07] <Bytram> feelings and rationality occasionally wage battle within me. hard to be objective when my instincts scream: run!
[20:59:22] <arti> bytram: i call that coitus with hambeasts
[21:00:41] <Bytram> I grew up within a couple miles of a largish airport; would occasionally read reports of a plane going down, but it was hard to imagine it would literally hit home or school or whatever.
[21:01:01] * arti lives near one
[21:01:10] <arti> they have a really steep climb to keep the noise down, it works
[21:01:11] <Bytram> I guess I realized just how small a space would be impacted by a crash, and how much space surrounded the airport.
[21:01:24] <arti> what's nice about it are the old planes that fly towards the end of the week and on the weekends
[21:01:25] <Bytram> besides, the pilots kinda want the planes to stay up, too.
[21:01:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> I grew up near the Albany NY airport
[21:01:28] <arti> b17s and whatnot
[21:01:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> the sound of a jet engine doesn't impinge on my conciousness unless it's *really* loud.
[21:01:51] <arti> or low
[21:02:02] * Bytram likes the B52's; can't believe they are still singing and playing!
[21:02:16] <arti> i remember one flew low by my office, the stuff that comes off the wings, the vortexes
[21:02:17] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: likewise.
[21:02:27] <arti> crazy, comes by like 30 seconds later
[21:02:33] <Bytram> LOL.
[21:02:36] <arti> all the trees went wild, it was like something out of a movie
[21:03:28] <Bytram> yup. that's why they have to space out takeoffs and landings from an airport. o/w a small plane behind a large one would go all akilter
[21:03:44] <Bytram> pilots don't much like THAT.
[21:03:59] <Bytram> from what I hear, passengers aren't much thrilled, either.
[21:05:15] <Bytram> taking a break for a while; may check backk in later tonight.
[21:05:18] <Bytram> cya!
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[21:06:34] <Bytram|away> while I'm away... it might be fun to discuss thi: http://www.theregister.co.uk
[21:06:40] <monopoly> Title: AMD tops processor evolution with new mobile Kaveri chippery • The Register
[21:07:26] <Bytram|away> or, this new OpenSSL security advisory: http://www.openssl.org
[21:07:27] <monopoly> Filetype: UTF-8 Unicode text
[21:07:28] <ciri> \1 Is the above the fold text only rather than built for a site, it was replaced either, but whatever.
[21:07:48] <arti> is that the one by that japanese researcher with the shitty handshake stuff?
[21:08:25] <Bytram|away> arti: not sure; there are seven things being patched
[21:08:39] <NCommander> And we're off
[21:08:41] * NCommander is on the Acela
[21:08:50] <arti> on the first day of patching, my sourcetree gave to me~
[21:08:59] <arti> greetings NCommander
[21:09:12] <Bytram|away> NCommander: hi there! Just posted a link here about some new patches to OpenSSL. http://www.openssl.org
[21:09:13] <monopoly> Filetype: UTF-8 Unicode text
[21:09:32] <Bytram|away> NCommander: hope you have a smooth ride, too.
[21:11:12] <Bytram|away> also, if anyone is in the northeastern us, might want to check out the Old Port Festival in Portland ME this weekend: http://www.portlandmaine.com
[21:11:12] <monopoly> Title: 41st Annual Old Port Festival | Portland's Downtown District
[21:29:30] <Bytram|away> !uid
[21:29:30] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4432, owned by horsebeater
[21:35:08] * chromas reads backlog; is ashamed of monopoly
[21:35:19] <arti> chromas, yay for exceptions
[21:35:58] * Bytram|away wonders if the second release will be called bipoloy?
[21:36:15] <Bytram|away> and then on to tripoly!
[21:37:09] <chromas> Derpoly
[21:37:18] <Bytram|away> LOL!
[21:37:36] <chromas> Apparently it doesn't care where the url comes from
[21:38:21] <chromas> And would have been kicked for flooding it it weren't for http latency
[21:39:02] <Bytram|away> If it had gone on much longer, I'd have kicked it. (Though, I didn't know at the time, that I could have done so.)
[21:39:25] <Bytram|away> anyway, seems to be okay, now.
[21:39:58] <chromas> Sorry
[21:39:59] <Bytram|away> chromas: maybe it should keep a queue of the last 10 or 20 or so URLs and ignore any dupes?
[21:40:11] <Bytram|away> no worries. apology accepted!
[21:40:20] <chromas> I'll disable urls here until I fix it
[21:40:56] <Bytram|away> I'm better prepared should we ever have a similar "attack"; it's all good from my perspective.
[21:41:00] <Bytram|away> okay, gtg.
[21:41:04] <chromas> http://google.com
[21:41:10] <Bytram|away> have fun everyone!
[21:41:15] * chromas tests
[21:41:34] <chromas> Bye sir!
[21:42:34] <arti> later Bytram|away
[21:42:39] * arti is prepping steaks
[21:42:50] <Bytram|away> chromas: arti: ciao for now!
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[22:40:52] <Marneus68> Hello there !
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[22:41:17] <Marneus68> So, is anyone discussing that Dwarf Fortress succession game already ?
[22:41:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Spend $750 for One Minute of Data Roaming on AT&T - http://sylnt.us - only-in-America,-or-is-it-Canada?
[22:41:21] <monopoly> Title: SoylentNews | How to Spend $750 for One Minute of Data Roaming on AT&T
[22:42:24] <chromas> Dunno. I think everyone here's a bot
[22:43:34] <Marneus68> You just summed up every IRC channel ever
[22:45:12] <Marneus68> If anyone ever creates a thread or a journal to organize that I'd love to be informed.
[22:47:08] * chromas didn't know what Dwarf Fortress was and consulted the Internets
[22:50:39] <Marneus68> Hope it didn't hurt your eyes
[22:53:43] <chromas> Oh I remember that; forgot the name
[22:54:04] <chromas> Still haven't tried it yet, though; will I get addicted?
[23:02:26] <Woods> Chromas: Yes.
[23:04:24] <chromas> Well that sounds fun
[23:05:36] <chromas> Also, robot fixed
[23:05:37] <Woods> I kinda thought about picking it back up again, but I have played a significant amount of Nethack since then, one glance at a DF screenshot left me baffled.
[23:05:53] <Woods> www.ntalk.de
[23:05:57] <monopoly> Title: Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client
[23:06:04] <chromas> woohoo!
[23:06:07] <Woods> Well look at you. I knew you could do it!
[23:06:33] <chromas> I did have a tough time until I remembered {}
[23:06:50] <chromas> I guess that's why I should always put them in, in case they're needed later
[23:06:59] <Woods> Ah yes, squiggly brackets
[23:07:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, here, have some spares: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
[23:08:17] <chromas> Why, thank you
[23:08:34] * chromas pockets the {}s
[23:09:45] * chromas notices it's a complete, balanced set and is glad he doesn't have to return it or call support
[23:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it? i'll be damned. complete accident, that.
[23:10:55] <chromas> I wonder what else it's susceptible to, besides downloading firefox
[23:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. not sure what all protocols are baked in. uses wget you said?
[23:12:13] <chromas> Yeah. Would be amusing if it supports torrents or something
[23:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. man page only mentions http, https, and ftp
[23:15:35] <chromas> that's no fun
[23:16:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder what it does if you give it a ftp directory
[23:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ftp://ftp.mozilla.org
[23:16:58] <chromas> ftp://ftp.mozilla.org
[23:16:58] <monopoly> Title: Index of /pub/mozilla.org/firefox/releases on ftp.mozilla.org:21
[23:16:59] <monopoly> Filetype: ASCII text, with CRLF line terminators
[23:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crlf? yeesh
[23:17:20] <chromas> now which was which?
[23:17:40] <monopoly> Filetype: ASCII text, with CRLF line terminators
[23:17:49] <chromas> what
[23:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait what?
[23:18:18] * chromas hopes it's not stuck in a sloooow loop
[23:18:35] <arti> if it does, you must wear the cone of shame
[23:18:59] <chromas> is it a dog cone?
[23:19:09] <chromas> oh, it is!
[23:19:39] <chromas> That looks so ridiculous!
[23:19:50] <chromas> http://www.bing.com
[23:19:51] <monopoly> Title: cone of shame - Bing Images
[23:19:54] <chromas> Poor dogs
[23:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> off to go provide tech support in exchange for pizza
[23:21:12] <chromas> ooh
[23:21:15] <chromas> pizza++
[23:21:15] <Bender> karma - pizza: 7
[23:21:19] <chromas> techsupport--
[23:21:19] <Bender> karma - techsupport: -1
[23:21:20] <ciri> Ultimate goal: xorg in a pastebin, or red... Hmmm maybe we can even do a $sr
[23:21:20] <ciri> yadot tsafkaerb rof zllab nocab gnitae si.
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[23:41:05] <crutchy> good morning soylent
[23:41:20] <chromas> Hey crutchy
[23:42:30] <arti> afternoon crutchy
[23:42:39] <arti> how's it going?
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[23:42:59] * arti cuts up a line of coffee grounds on a mirror with a credit card and hands it to crutchy
[23:47:29] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:47:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 188
[23:47:53] <crutchy> coffee++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
[23:47:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 189
[23:48:02] <crutchy> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :-P
[23:49:47] <crutchy> how's everyone?
[23:51:24] <arti> having a good day so far
[23:52:19] * crutchy inspects his matrix monitor to look for the woman in the red dress
[23:53:05] * crutchy finds her getting banged by agent smith... damn that guy is awesome
[23:53:38] <arti> ! ! !!! !!!
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[23:59:55] <crutchy> gtg to workipoos :-(
[23:59:57] <crutchy> tgif