#Soylent | Logs for 2014-06-01

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[00:00:12] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: make it look like beta and announce we've been bought by Dice?
[00:00:12] <Ethanol-fueled> not just pink. Like, headache and seizure-inducing.
[00:00:14] <paulej72> I toyed with a puke yellow one
[00:00:18] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAH chromas
[00:00:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Hack a Car and Control It - http://sylnt.us - theoretical-but-impractical
[00:00:32] <Ethanol-fueled> That would be so awesome. That's the best fucking idea ever!
[00:00:43] <Ethanol-fueled> do what chromas said
[00:01:03] <Ethanol-fueled> then have ncommander post a really douchy response discussion like Timothy did
[00:01:29] <paulej72> or we can say we sold to poutine
[00:01:39] <Ethanol-fueled> poutine--
[00:01:40] <Bender> karma - poutine: -342
[00:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[00:02:38] <Ethanol-fueled> another idea would be to change the moderating descriptions - instead of "informative" you could say "supercool"
[00:02:40] <paulej72> OK I am going to work on my bicycle for a bit. bbl
[00:02:43] <chromas> poutine-- and B.A. Barabbas have teamed up...
[00:02:43] <Bender> karma - poutine: -343
[00:02:56] <Ethanol-fueled> later paul
[00:03:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to roll out too, gotta clean the come off my mouse and keyboard before company comes over.
[00:03:48] <chromas> Don't forget the screen
[00:03:56] * Ethanol-fueled *POOF!*
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[00:04:00] <chromas> IT may only be noticeable over certain colors
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[00:12:34] <Subsentient> Bleh.
[00:13:11] <Subsentient> There, fixed timeouts in networking code for http in aqu4bot.
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[00:51:41] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:51:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 148
[00:52:13] <arti> hallo crutchy
[00:52:25] <crutchy> g'day
[00:52:49] <arti> :)
[00:52:54] * arti waits for a pizza to cook
[00:53:03] <crutchy> i fixed and then borked exec again
[00:53:03] * arti shares a boddingtons with crutchy
[00:53:12] <arti> oh nice, what borked it? parsing or was it some other feature stuff?
[00:53:16] <crutchy> a whatingtons?
[00:53:19] <arti> :O
[00:53:45] <arti> http://en.wikipedia.org
[00:53:47] <crutchy> i'm in the midst of adding a new exec line parameter for admin check
[00:54:41] <crutchy> ooh
[00:54:52] <crutchy> botique beer :-)
[00:55:15] * arti nods
[00:55:19] <arti> the best replicated
[00:56:15] <crutchy> not like the piss in a green tin everyone drinks around here
[00:56:25] <crutchy> vb
[00:57:34] <arti> lots of different kinds of beers out there, i try to not drink it all the time due to the calories
[01:15:50] <crutchy> i prefer an occasional red gut
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[01:16:30] <crutchy> first-coffee++
[01:16:44] <paulej72> second-coffee++
[01:16:56] <paulej72> someone killed bender?
[01:17:27] <crutchy> hi paulej72. you get anywhere with the irc server thingy?
[01:17:35] <crutchy> first_coffee++
[01:17:35] <Bender> karma - first_coffee: 1
[01:18:25] <paulej72> crutchy: no spent the day fixing prod after we pushed the update a tad early.
[01:18:57] <crutchy> ah yeah
[01:19:15] <crutchy> the helium leaking into boron stuff :-P
[01:19:34] <crutchy> how'd that go?
[01:19:36] <paulej72> helium just leaked off it seems
[01:20:02] <paulej72> still in brain-dead but fucioning mode. Can’t restart by itself.
[01:20:32] <paulej72> It will not boot because it hangs on setting the hostname.
[01:21:05] <paulej72> you can force it by init to bash then set hosname, then finishing the boot
[01:21:19] <Cyprus> hate it when that happens
[01:22:38] <paulej72> then I forgot that a table need truncated to get slashboxes working properly.
[01:23:34] <paulej72> Then NCommander and ohter noticed issues with comments and the thresholds not working. fixed that by reveting to an older piece of code and some changes that Ncommand did to the UI
[01:24:22] <crutchy> u sure its not something to do with the failover?
[01:24:53] <crutchy> nc said it failed over. is there another box with the same hostname?
[01:24:54] <arti> maybe its a resonance cascade
[01:25:43] <crutchy> or maybe slashd took a huge crapd and it flowed through the wires into the other boxen
[01:25:44] <paulej72> I think it was just that time of the month for helium :P
[01:26:35] <paulej72> I think poutine has a voodoo doll of that server and he was installing WinME on it
[01:27:57] <crutchy> aw awesome... does that mean SN is going to have minesweepper on it?
[01:28:25] <paulej72> I think I am going to take a short nap so I can stay up late to watch AdultSwim
[01:29:04] <crutchy> i'm gunna fix my stupid bot... again
[01:29:37] <crutchy> hopefully after its fixed it should be more awesomer
[01:30:08] <crutchy> should be at least 2% awesome
[01:30:30] <crutchy> (that its php kinda drags it down)
[01:30:51] <arti> that's the kind of milk i buy
[01:31:14] <crutchy> 98% php milk?
[01:31:44] <arti> yeah, the hormones are great
[01:31:50] <arti> surround cleavage
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[01:39:26] <crutchy> bewbs++
[01:39:26] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 5
[01:40:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Mint Qiana LTS Released - http://sylnt.us - not-sure-how-to-pronounce-it
[02:09:52] <crutchy> my poor laptop struggling to do stuff in windows with debian vbox running :-P
[02:16:21] <chromas> nuke that windows
[02:16:39] <chromas> install Arch :-D
[02:44:02] <arti> what'cha using windaz for?
[02:44:25] <crutchy> yt2mp3
[02:44:47] * arti hears audiophiles screaming somewhere in the distance
[02:45:57] <crutchy> if i had a decent sound system & speakers i prolly would too
[02:46:20] <crutchy> atm just listening through a pair of hp
[02:47:11] <crutchy> when i crank up my sub all i can hear is the plasterboard rattling on the wall
[02:47:22] <crutchy> :-(
[02:47:50] <arti> here's one to dl https://www.youtube.com
[02:47:56] <arti> captcha: kompressor
[02:50:43] <crutchy> not too bad. listening to instrumental version of deep cover by dr dre atm
[02:51:58] <arti> i bet he's happy wit hthe apple buyout
[02:52:27] <crutchy> having a bit of a dr dre instrumental morning
[02:52:31] <crutchy> :-P
[02:52:59] <crutchy> 'still' is a classic
[02:55:51] <arti> think tupac will cover that one?
[02:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> vk.com and vkontakte.ru downloader makes it easier.
[02:56:36] <crutchy> lol
[02:56:44] <crutchy> a ghost trip
[03:05:07] <crutchy> paulej72: is there a way to expand-all comment threads?
[03:05:30] <arti> get one of those korean star craft players
[03:05:37] <arti> their micro will school that interface
[03:05:55] <crutchy> nested seems to work
[03:06:05] <crutchy> lol
[03:06:09] <crutchy> starcraft is awesome
[03:06:20] * arti rubs his wrist just thinking about it
[03:06:23] <crutchy> "you require more lesbian gas"
[03:06:42] <arti> that smells queer
[03:07:04] <crutchy> what about the medic's "wet and ready"
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[03:09:04] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient
[03:09:14] <Subsentient> crutchy: hi bud
[03:09:25] <Subsentient> crutchy: Did I ever show you aqu4's latest feature?
[03:09:32] <crutchy> not sure
[03:09:34] <Subsentient> $help title
[03:09:34] <aqu4> [$title <required_arg(s)>]: Displays the title of an http webpage. Domains must be prefixed with http:// or have no prefix, and https is unsupported.
[03:09:38] <crutchy> queefing?
[03:09:40] <crutchy> oh
[03:09:47] <Subsentient> $title xkcd.com
[03:09:48] <aqu4> Title for page xkcd.com: "xkcd: Astronaut Vandalism"
[03:09:54] <crutchy> cool
[03:10:00] <Subsentient> $title http://universe2.us
[03:10:01] <aqu4> Title for page http://universe2.us "The Epoch Init System: A new beginning"
[03:10:18] <arti> $title taliban.af
[03:10:20] <crutchy> $title https://www.google.com
[03:10:24] <aqu4> No title found.
[03:10:32] <crutchy> oh no https
[03:10:38] <Subsentient> $title
[03:10:38] <aqu4> You need to provide a valid http link. https is not supported.
[03:10:42] <arti> $title kiddykingdom.com
[03:10:43] <aqu4> No title found.
[03:10:58] <Subsentient> $title lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com
[03:10:59] <aqu4> Title for page lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com: "LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING! SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE. AMAZING HORSE"
[03:11:06] <crutchy> $title 127.0.0.1
[03:11:08] * arti investigates this url
[03:11:21] <Subsentient> $time
[03:11:21] <aqu4> Sun 2014-06-01 01:11:22 AM UTC
[03:11:41] <Subsentient> $title http://127.0.0.1
[03:11:47] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[03:11:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Patents Click-fraud Detection Technique - http://sylnt.us - I-am-not-a-bot
[03:11:54] <crutchy> ~isup 127.0.0.1 works (when exec stops being retarded)
[03:12:23] <Subsentient> $title 10.10.10.11
[03:12:24] <aqu4> Title for page 10.10.10.11: "Universe 2"
[03:12:41] <crutchy> $title 10.10.10.1
[03:12:42] <arti> re the horse thing: https://www.youtube.com
[03:13:31] <crutchy> wtf i must have missed some conversation
[03:13:47] <arti> having strokes again?
[03:14:01] <arti> o.@
[03:14:07] <crutchy> nah my wife is busy atm
[03:14:12] <arti> heh
[03:14:23] <arti> sudo strokes
[03:14:51] <crutchy> sudo was revoked from my account when marriaged was started
[03:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> you need to hack that shit then
[03:15:58] <crutchy> i suck at hacking :-P
[03:17:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> most chicks are vulnerable to overflowing their ring buffer. put a big enough one on their finger and you get temporary admin rights that you can use to get in the backdoor
[03:17:27] <crutchy> $title localhost
[03:18:24] <chromas> crutchy: aqu4vulva has you muted too
[03:19:25] <crutchy> lol tried that. moneyd keeps running out of resources... wifed is a very resource hungry program :-P
[03:19:45] <crutchy> i also have 2 instances of kidd running :-)
[03:20:00] <chromas> systemctl start wine chocolate
[03:21:35] <crutchy> deep cover instrumental makes nice background noise (without headphones)
[03:22:33] <crutchy> poor aqu4
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[03:23:03] <crutchy> zomg konomi's gone!
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[03:24:03] <crutchy> massive attack makes nice background music too
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[03:26:16] <crutchy> wb konomi
[03:29:55] <crutchy> $$hi aqu4
[03:30:05] <crutchy> $$sudo hi aqu4
[03:30:09] <crutchy> :-D
[03:30:31] <crutchy> $cowsay hi aqu4
[03:31:23] <chromas> $sr noc/noc
[03:38:41] <crutchy> needs a ~ now
[03:38:57] <chromas> $sr noc/noc~
[03:39:29] <crutchy> it's full of tildes :-O
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[03:53:52] <paulej72> crutchy: change your breakthrogh level to a lower value like the same as your threshold
[03:55:03] <crutchy> ahah! thanks paulej72
[03:55:08] <crutchy> paulej72++
[03:55:08] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 21
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[03:55:33] <crutchy> wb konomi
[03:55:48] <crutchy> i'm stalking you :-P
[03:56:05] <crutchy> or some shit
[03:56:48] <paulej72> http://www.youtube.com
[03:57:09] <Konomi> >.>
[03:57:13] <Konomi> our power went out
[03:57:15] <Konomi> I hate that
[03:58:38] <crutchy> where abouts?
[03:58:48] <crutchy> approximately
[03:58:49] <Konomi> in au?
[03:58:57] <Konomi> it was just my street so
[03:59:23] <crutchy> ah
[03:59:29] <crutchy> yeah that happens
[03:59:54] <Konomi> I'n convinced someone is building a fusion reactor in their backyard
[04:00:02] <Konomi> since everytime the power has been out it's just my street
[04:00:03] <crutchy> cool
[04:00:33] <crutchy> last time i lost power it was cos a big transformer exploded
[04:00:52] <Konomi> >.>
[04:00:52] <crutchy> i don't think it was optimus prime though
[04:00:53] <chromas> Was somebody trying to steal it for the copper?
[04:02:13] <crutchy> the media peddled the official reason drafted by their corporate masters
[04:02:28] <chromas> Dropbear?
[04:02:34] <crutchy> was probably maintenance related
[04:02:39] <crutchy> or lack of
[04:02:50] <paulej72> this
[04:04:45] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[04:07:40] <paulej72> cascade failure ftw
[04:08:14] <crutchy> prolly 220kv
[04:08:31] <paulej72> or more
[04:09:11] <crutchy> i think the max through there is 500kv
[04:10:02] <crutchy> the 4 stacks behind are for a small power plant and briquette factory
[04:10:13] <crutchy> the 500kv lines come from much bigger stations nearby
[04:10:27] <paulej72> a largish transfomer blew near my house a few years back. I made such a racket. Luckily I was fed from a differnt portion of the grid, but I kept wondering what the noise was so I went to check i out
[04:10:43] <crutchy> scary stuff
[04:12:01] <Landon> Among the Sleep, fantastic game *_*
[04:12:10] <crutchy> konomi, maybe pose as a SN reporter and get the guy on your street to give you a story about his fusion reactor :-)
[04:12:18] <Konomi> xP
[04:16:57] <paulej72> http://www.youtube.com
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[04:37:57] <Subsentient> NCommander: I could enable aqu4 to provide a shortened feed of #soylent on the main page in a box. Interested?
[04:38:13] <Subsentient> It'd be CGI stuff
[04:39:50] <Konomi> I approved of the new bevels for soylent
[04:40:35] <crutchy> loggie would probably be more suitable, since its running as a service bot
[04:40:48] <crutchy> but would still be cool :-D
[04:41:16] <crutchy> hmm actually not a service bot, but running on the server
[04:41:34] <crutchy> yeah i have nfi how loggie works
[04:41:58] <crutchy> responds to invites though which is weird
[04:42:18] <chromas> no!
[04:42:29] <chromas> Loggie logged that. Now he knows
[04:42:37] <chromas> He's becoming self-aware
[04:42:44] * Konomi looks for how to enable night mode so she can join the dark side
[04:42:44] <crutchy> maybe you could run aqu4 on the new irc server
[04:43:02] <crutchy> you need to construct a red lightsaber first konomi
[04:43:19] <Konomi> if I am to believe the video games I can have purple
[04:43:28] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org
[04:43:32] <Subsentient> Konomi: Why not the cyan side? We have gherkin pickles!
[04:43:42] <crutchy> ew cyan
[04:43:47] <chromas> The cyan side has beta
[04:43:59] <Subsentient> ...
[04:44:02] <Subsentient> that was cold
[04:44:07] <crutchy> lol
[04:44:19] <crutchy> add some magenta to warm it up :-P
[04:44:37] <Subsentient> cyan bitchessss http://universe2.us
[04:44:57] <Konomi> why is the statue of liberty all blurry
[04:45:01] <Konomi> on the site
[04:45:07] <chromas> Subsentient: more cyan http://beta.slashdot.org
[04:45:08] <crutchy> kinda looks like a furry penis
[04:45:21] <crutchy> :-P
[04:45:30] <chromas> Because we're losing sight, Konomi
[04:45:46] <crutchy> focus is off
[04:45:47] <Subsentient> $burrito crisp and chromas
[04:45:47] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crisp and chromas
[04:45:54] <Subsentient> $burrito crutchy and chromas
[04:45:54] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy and chromas
[04:46:03] <crutchy> i'm crisp now?
[04:46:14] <Subsentient> s/crutchy/crunchy/
[04:46:15] <SedBot> <Subsentient> $burrito crunchy and chromas
[04:46:20] <crutchy> as long as i don't turn soggy
[04:46:29] * chromas rejects aqu4's substitute penis
[04:46:47] <crutchy> it bats for both sides
[04:46:50] <Subsentient> I'm going to get you.
[04:47:07] * Subsentient prepares the gerbil swarm
[04:47:24] <chromas> s/ubstitute/urrogate/
[04:47:25] <SedBot> <chromas> rejects aqu4's surrogate penis
[04:47:25] <crutchy> chromas: we might have to start our own #soylent_ channel if aqu4 gets op again
[04:47:37] <Subsentient> NCommander: OP aqu4
[04:47:42] <chromas> true
[04:47:49] <chromas> NCommander: ops for everybody
[04:47:55] <crutchy> our lives here will be shortlived
[04:47:55] <chromas> Subsentient: have you tried .op ?
[04:48:02] <Subsentient> .op
[04:48:11] <aqu4> .op
[04:48:11] <chromas> from aqu4
[04:48:15] <chromas> hm
[04:48:22] <crutchy> lets all try
[04:48:22] <chromas> thought it might have saved
[04:48:26] <chromas> .op
[04:48:26] <crutchy> op flood
[04:48:30] <crutchy> .op
[04:48:55] <chromas> We need xlefay
[04:49:06] <crutchy> it said i have performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
[04:49:08] <chromas> or kobach
[04:49:32] * crutchy locks doors and windows
[04:49:42] <chromas> It said that or your wife did?
[04:49:45] <crutchy> s/ws/ws 98/
[04:49:45] <SedBot> <crutchy> locks doors and windows 98
[04:49:59] * chromas is a buttpipe
[04:50:48] <crutchy> lol my wife says i have not performed and will be shut down :-P
[04:51:10] * crutchy wishes she said that :-D
[04:51:51] <crutchy> sounds like you getting right into sockets Subsentient
[04:51:58] <chromas> What she meant is for you to go down
[04:52:12] <crutchy> how many sockets does aqu4 have?
[04:52:16] * crutchy ducks for cover
[04:52:55] <chromas> How many licks does it take to get to the center of aqu4's socket?
[04:54:56] <crutchy> you need a pipe
[04:55:36] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com - Smári McCarthy - Engineering our way out of Fascism
[04:55:42] <crutchy> xlefay would be telling me to take it somewhere else by now
[04:55:53] <Konomi> kinda hard to hear him with all the bg noise ;_;
[04:56:21] <crutchy> i'll tell my kinddywinks to pipe down
[04:56:40] <Subsentient> crutchy: Not sure if that's a joke or what
[04:56:54] <crutchy> what joke?
[04:57:07] * Subsentient notices he's eating peanut butter and pickles
[04:57:19] <Subsentient> crutchy: sockets
[04:57:31] <crutchy> lol sorry yeah it was a bad joke
[04:57:36] <crutchy> but am interested in sockets
[04:57:46] <chromas> Subsentient: s/sockets/aqu4/
[04:57:46] <SedBot> <chromas> <Subsentient> aqu4
[04:58:04] <crutchy> exec has little custom wget and wpost functions
[04:58:19] * aqu4 grinds chromas into toothpaste for the gerbils
[04:58:20] <crutchy> but for ~isup i had to rough it with fsockopen :-P
[04:58:35] * chromas rejects aqu4's sexual advances
[04:58:50] * aqu4 g
[04:58:58] * aqu4 cuts chromas' nuts off
[04:59:04] * chromas rejects aqu4's sexual advances
[04:59:11] * aqu4 cuts chromas' nuts off
[04:59:18] * chromas rejects Subsentient's sexual advances
[04:59:25] <Subsentient> ...
[04:59:29] <Subsentient> $burrito chromas
[04:59:30] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at chromas
[04:59:45] * crutchy invites Subsentient and chromas and aqu4 to #dungeon
[04:59:45] <chromas> Well I don't want to be redundant, but
[04:59:55] <Konomi> your dungeon huh....
[05:00:05] <crutchy> i'm not in there :-P
[05:01:15] <crutchy> any acts that involve testicles probably belong there though
[05:01:42] <chromas> I thought that's what #teste was for
[05:01:48] * aqu4 fills the dungeon with peanut butter
[05:02:14] <crutchy> is #test a typo, or did i join the wrong channel?
[05:03:41] <Subsentient> s/test/testicles/
[05:04:02] <Subsentient> s/#test/#testicles/
[05:04:07] <chromas> Subsentient: s/(.)/derp/g
[05:04:08] <SedBot> <chromas> <Subsentient> derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp
[05:04:17] <paulej72> .op
[05:04:17] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o paulej72] by juggler
[05:04:22] <exec> error: command timed out
[05:04:27] <Subsentient> paulej72: op aqu4
[05:04:29] <chromas> Specify a name or it looks at your own last message
[05:04:42] <paulej72> .op aqu4
[05:04:42] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by juggler
[05:04:43] <chromas> op exec and monopoly too. Ops for all
[05:04:55] <Subsentient> paulej72: thx, can you put auto-op?
[05:05:06] * chromas stands by for abuse
[05:05:09] <paulej72> not sure how to do that Subsentient
[05:05:17] <paulej72> .op exec
[05:05:17] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o exec] by juggler
[05:05:24] <Subsentient> try /msg chanserv flags help or something
[05:05:28] <Subsentient> $chanctl deop exec
[05:05:29] <aqu4> Ok.
[05:05:29] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o exec] by aqu4
[05:05:36] <paulej72> .op monopoly
[05:05:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o monopoly] by juggler
[05:05:42] <Subsentient> $chanctl deop monopoly
[05:05:42] <aqu4> Ok.
[05:05:43] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o monopoly] by aqu4
[05:05:51] <chromas> abuse
[05:05:58] <Konomi> meh bad audio spoils speeches for me ;_;
[05:06:00] <Subsentient> lol
[05:06:03] * Konomi sulks
[05:06:36] * chromas offers Konomi an aqu4burrito
[05:06:38] <paulej72> /msg chanserv flags help
[05:06:44] <Konomi> ewww
[05:06:44] <Subsentient> paulej72: yeh
[05:06:52] <Subsentient> $burrito chromas
[05:06:52] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at chromas
[05:07:08] <Subsentient> Konomi: feel free to do that to him
[05:07:12] <chromas> Yeah that wouldn't have worked without op
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[05:07:43] <Subsentient> $burrito JamesNZ
[05:07:43] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at JamesNZ
[05:07:44] <Subsentient> hi bud
[05:08:41] <crutchy> ~q
[05:08:43] -!- exec has quit [Quit: exec]
[05:08:59] <Subsentient> $chanctl op Subsentient
[05:08:59] <aqu4> Ok.
[05:09:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by aqu4
[05:09:02] <Subsentient> $restart
[05:09:02] <aqu4> Be right back.
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[05:09:12] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Subsentient
[05:09:16] <Subsentient> $chanctl deop Subsentient
[05:09:16] <aqu4> Ok.
[05:09:17] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Subsentient] by aqu4
[05:09:32] <Konomi> I really need to not get humble bundles before they release the extras I want to download it all but now I have to wait
[05:09:43] <chromas> Subsentient: there's also an illegitimate ban…
[05:10:01] <Subsentient> chromas: hmm ok, if you agree to truce :^)
[05:10:07] <Subsentient> $blacklist list
[05:10:07] <aqu4> 10 blacklisted vhosts found:
[05:10:08] <aqu4> [1] Khyber!*@*
[05:10:09] <aqu4> [2] bacon!bacon@*
[05:10:09] <aqu4> [3] deadbeef!*@*
[05:10:10] <aqu4> [4] juggler!*@*
[05:10:11] <aqu4> [5] *!chromas@0::1
[05:10:12] <aqu4> [6] *!chromas@*
[05:10:13] <aqu4> [7] *!*@47-85-184-52.dhcp.knwc.wa.charter.com
[05:10:13] <aqu4> [8] crutchy!*@*
[05:10:14] <aqu4> [9] *!*@62-31-652-122.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com
[05:10:15] <aqu4> [10] *!*@0::1
[05:10:16] <aqu4> End of blacklist list.
[05:10:19] <chromas> no the channel ban
[05:10:24] <Subsentient> where?
[05:10:27] <chromas> here
[05:10:35] <paulej72> I am not allowed to auto op someone
[05:10:53] <Subsentient> paulej72: ahh k
[05:11:05] <Subsentient> chromas: Yeah that mode +b stays
[05:11:11] <chromas> abuse
[05:11:26] <chromas> ^ paulej72
[05:11:47] <Subsentient> $chanctl mode -b monopoly!*@*
[05:11:47] <aqu4> Bad channel control command name.
[05:11:57] <Subsentient> $chanctl unban monopoly!*@*
[05:11:57] <aqu4> Ok.
[05:11:58] -!- mode/#Soylent [-b monopoly!*@*] by aqu4
[05:12:16] <monopoly> Thank you, sir
[05:13:29] <chromas> Are SoylentNews and Default themes ==?
[05:13:45] <Subsentient> yes
[05:14:04] <paulej72> Subsentient: create a second bot to op aqu4 :)
[05:14:27] <chromas> He lost it when the server went off or whatever a few days ago
[05:14:57] <JamesNZ> $burrito Subsentient
[05:14:58] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Subsentient
[05:14:58] <Subsentient> $help addpumode
[05:14:58] <aqu4> No help found for that command. Does it exist? Try an empty help command for a list of commands.
[05:15:01] <JamesNZ> $burrito Subsentient
[05:15:01] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Subsentient
[05:15:08] <Subsentient> $commands
[05:15:08] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[05:15:09] <aqu4> burrito, beer, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, seen, tell, sticky, whoami, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, listchannels8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[05:15:17] <Subsentient> $chanctl help
[05:15:17] <aqu4> The following channel control commands are available:
[05:15:18] <aqu4> modeset, listpumodes, addpumode, delpumode, settopic, invite, op, deop, voice, unvoice, quiet, unquiet, ban, unban, and kick.
[05:15:38] <paulej72> chromas: yes and no. The way NCommander setup themes, he chooses a default theme for the site. thus default is Soylent.
[05:15:45] <chromas> ah
[05:16:08] <chromas> Nightmide theme activate!
[05:16:22] <chromas> Lookin' good, paulej72
[05:16:34] <Subsentient> $chanctl addpumode *!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient
[05:16:34] <aqu4> Missing/bad channel name.
[05:16:38] <Subsentient> $chanctl addpumode *!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient #Soylent
[05:16:38] <aqu4> Missing/bad mode to set.
[05:16:42] <Subsentient> $chanctl addpumode *!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient #Soylent +o
[05:16:42] <aqu4> Mode saved.
[05:16:43] <paulej72> The real default theme is a bare-bones not much styles theme. If you can turn off specific css files in your browser trun off soylentnews.css to see what the real default looks like
[05:16:52] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient] has parted #Soylent
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[05:17:10] <Subsentient> $chanctl delpumode *!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient #Soylent +o
[05:17:10] <aqu4> Mode deleted.
[05:17:29] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by aqu4
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[05:18:28] <chromas> Is it supposed to auto-op when you enter?
[05:18:34] <crutchy> i think so
[05:19:03] <crutchy> was weird that when mode was deleted it opped though
[05:19:31] <paulej72> +O is auto op
[05:19:49] <crutchy> exec is still misbehaving a bit (i'll just test in #test for now)
[05:20:01] <Subsentient> chromas: yes
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[05:20:48] <Subsentient> $chanctl delpumode *!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient #Soylent
[05:20:48] <aqu4> Missing/bad mode to set.
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[05:21:28] <crutchy> Subsentient: does aqu4 authenticate using whois?
[05:22:03] <crutchy> and cmd 330?
[05:22:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by aqu4
[05:22:22] <crutchy> i'm trying to get that to work properly in exec atm
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[05:22:34] <crutchy> bit of a logic puzzle :-P
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[05:22:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by aqu4
[05:22:39] <Subsentient> yes
[05:23:36] <Subsentient> bbl
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[05:23:48] <chromas> Don't forget to flush
[05:24:24] <crutchy> i think is dealloc or something in c
[05:24:45] * crutchy hasn't used c for a long time
[05:25:23] <chromas> object_pascal++
[05:25:23] <Bender> karma - object_pascal: 1
[05:25:26] <chromas> aw
[05:26:28] <crutchy> delphi++
[05:26:28] <Bender> karma - delphi: 5
[05:26:48] <crutchy> lazarus++
[05:26:48] <Bender> karma - lazarus: 1
[05:27:07] <chromas> I wish they'd bring back Delphi for Lin
[05:27:11] <crutchy> do you use lazarus chromas?
[05:27:17] <chromas> Yep
[05:27:42] <crutchy> that's basically delphi for linux... just without some of the (admittedly useful) bits like ado
[05:28:27] <chromas> Delphi's snappier I think and Laz still doesn't have plugins or anything. If you add a component library, you have to recompile the whole thing
[05:28:47] <crutchy> when i got delphi 7 i think Kylix 3 came with it
[05:28:52] <chromas> neat
[05:28:54] <crutchy> never got it to work very well though
[05:29:55] <chromas> Need to get the Borland guys away from the MS Dungeon XP and make something for Linux
[05:31:05] * chromas just noticed the trim gradients are flipped on night mode
[05:31:43] <paulej72> subttle
[05:32:04] <chromas> Now they match /.
[05:32:14] <paulej72> Attack on Titan is on
[05:32:16] <chromas> Just need to invert the hue now…:)
[05:33:19] <paulej72> I was actually using Night mode as my default theme on dev since I got it running
[05:34:21] <chromas> Will there be a theme contest?
[05:38:58] <crutchy> there's a night mode?
[05:39:26] <crutchy> might be cool to be able to make a custom theme
[05:43:55] <crutchy> nightmode looks ok
[05:44:05] <chromas> Could use some tweaks
[05:44:05] <crutchy> the red text doesn't contrast too well with the bg
[05:44:35] <crutchy> maybe a more orange color might be beetter
[05:44:39] <chromas> make it darker and/or less saturated
[05:44:42] <chromas> or that
[05:45:49] <crutchy> the white text also doesn't contrast too well with the light gray bg
[05:45:49] <chromas> I think FoobarBazbot had some suggestions for the "generated by" line
[05:46:05] <crutchy> but i'm just being nitpicky
[05:47:04] <crutchy> story should maybe gradient dark/outside to light/inside
[05:47:46] <crutchy> hmm although light at top is prolly more conventional title bar
[05:48:18] <crutchy> looks good :-D
[05:50:15] <crutchy> consistency in link colors is probably more ideal, though with different background for slashboxes can be hard
[05:50:31] <crutchy> maybe need a similar but different slashbox color
[05:51:01] <crutchy> so that font colors can be a little more consistent and still have good contrast
[05:51:59] <crutchy> darker slashbox gray (but a little lighter than the main bg) might work
[05:55:05] <crutchy> paulej72: something a bit weird going on here: http://postimg.org
[05:56:51] <paulej72> crutchy: that was broken before, I just did not realize the mod box would mess it up
[05:57:16] <crutchy> ah
[05:57:24] <crutchy> not a problem... just a quirk :-P
[05:58:20] <paulej72> I may need to create a div that wraps the bottom part so it flows below the slashboxes
[05:59:30] <crutchy> be sure to add some eye of newt to the soup too :-P
[06:05:08] <paulej72> people bitch about a ui element, and I change it, then other people bitch about the change. (not you crutchy I am just on a general rant here :) )
[06:06:35] <crutchy> can't please everyone. also doesn't help that browsers often handle css slightly differently
[06:08:50] <crutchy> maybe just wrap everything in its own div, give them all ids/classes and tell users that complain to write their own css and inject it from their browser
[06:09:25] <chromas> paulej72: come on, I just want the bevels to have a .03" smaller radius and to be 1 pixel more webscale
[06:09:50] <paulej72> http://soylentnews.org
[06:09:56] <crutchy> and we want the color of the logo reduced by 2 shades of blue :-P
[06:10:01] <crutchy> dammit!
[06:10:04] <crutchy> lol
[06:10:47] <paulej72> i am pissed that NCommander wanted the change and then him and a bunch of other start complaining
[06:10:47] <crutchy> bugs are fun
[06:11:06] <crutchy> i guess you're not being paid so you're not obliged to do anything
[06:11:14] <crutchy> tell them to get forked
[06:11:16] <paulej72> how many messges do these people get on here anyway
[06:11:36] <crutchy> i get quite a few, but i'm a troll
[06:12:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Science of the One-inch Punch - http://sylnt.us - Cruel-Tuteliedge-of-Pai-Mei
[06:12:52] <chromas> Blender s/unch/enis/
[06:13:18] <crutchy> i had a 1" punch in my old job... on a trumpf tc 200 punch machine :-P
[06:13:50] <chromas> ooh neat
[06:13:53] <paulej72> http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:14:13] <chromas> In the days of old that link would have been to CmdrTaco
[06:14:17] * crutchy has kiddies near.... might save that
[06:14:20] <chromas> And you would be AC
[06:15:35] <paulej72> at least I did not run that url through sylnt.us :)
[06:16:40] <crutchy> or goo.gl
[06:17:04] <chromas> It's funny that and goatse were popular on /. <accent="Smirnoff">What a contrast!</>
[06:20:34] <Landon> paulej72: sylnt.us wouldn't have accepted it :)
[06:21:01] <crutchy> i think it only works for soylentnews.org urls yeah?
[06:21:16] <Landon> and a handful of other sites
[06:21:33] <crutchy> not wikipedia?
[06:21:46] <Landon> correct
[06:21:53] <crutchy> wikipedia is going way down hill anyway
[06:22:13] <crutchy> like communism, wikipedia is good in theory
[06:23:07] <chromas> Do we need a Soylentpedia?
[06:23:21] <chromas> Or would that be wikigreenia?
[06:30:16] <crutchy> we have a wiki, and a dictionary (currently only in #test unfortunately)
[06:31:35] <chromas> We need a wikipedia-alike without the deletionism
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[06:31:55] <chromas> I scared him away
[06:32:30] <paulej72> why does shit break out of an enclosing div. this should not happen
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[06:53:48] <JamesNZ> TIL: Never use uninitialized strings in C++.
[06:55:14] <z> Is there a fun story behind today's lesson? :-)
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[06:55:48] <JamesNZ> Err, actually it seems not O_o
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[06:56:17] <JamesNZ> z: Perhaps I should say, TIL always test before making assumptions :P
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[07:06:21] * arti burns stuff
[07:06:25] stuff is now known as crutchy
[07:06:35] <crutchy> lol
[07:06:51] <crutchy> doing a little irciv test
[07:07:01] <crutchy> login needs a bit more work
[07:07:32] <arti> authentication is always a blast
[07:07:37] <crutchy> hopefully exec is a little better protected
[07:07:58] <crutchy> uses whois
[07:08:38] <crutchy> only for admin commands and scripts with an access list though
[07:09:28] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I finally got photoshop setup if you need help with graphics
[07:12:39] <crutchy> ~reload
[07:12:41] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[07:13:04] <crutchy> ~bucket
[07:13:06] <exec> GET: ~bucket index
[07:13:06] <exec> SET: ~bucket index data
[07:13:06] <exec> UNSET: ~bucket index unset
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[07:44:39] <crutchy> chromas++
[07:44:39] <Bender> karma - chromas: 10
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[07:50:38] <paulej72> crutchy: what are you up to?
[07:52:06] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I'm working on an idea for a logo
[07:52:19] * mrcoolbp realizes you were talking to crutchy
[07:53:02] <paulej72> the one you shechted earlier
[07:53:04] <chromas> We still want to know
[07:53:12] <crutchy> hi paulej72 not much
[07:53:28] <crutchy> thinking about working on my sed script
[07:53:46] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: yeah
[07:53:46] <crutchy> to enable it in any channels that sedbot isn't in
[07:53:47] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[07:53:48] <paulej72> Inquiring minds want to know!
[07:54:08] <crutchy> ooh new logo :-D
[07:54:11] <mrcoolbp> lol
[07:54:22] <crutchy> lmao
[07:54:27] <paulej72> crutchy: what was that round robin nick loop
[07:54:28] * mrcoolbp hasn't used PS in 6 years
[07:54:47] <crutchy> was testing exec's authentication
[07:54:56] <mrcoolbp> anyone feedback on that? terrible?
[07:55:00] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: not green
[07:55:03] <crutchy> funny
[07:55:13] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: that can be changed easily
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[07:55:28] <crutchy> though kinda not since it reminds me of xlefay and mrbluze bailing
[07:55:49] <paulej72> need randel to do the stick figures. :)
[07:56:03] <crutchy> make them do karate
[07:56:21] <crutchy> something with a newspaper might be nice
[07:56:31] <crutchy> i can't do arty farty things to save my life
[07:56:37] <mrcoolbp> paule72: they were actually from a randal sketch, I stole them
[07:56:46] <chromas> There could be balls of wadded newspaper plus a / and . falling out
[07:56:53] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: but I was considering contacting him to see if he'd be interested
[07:56:59] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: needs to look like a barel of monkeys
[07:57:03] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[07:57:07] <poutine> There's a guy who has been trying for *weeks* to claim my bitcoins
[07:57:08] <mrcoolbp> it's still just a sketch
[07:57:25] <crutchy> pretty nice mrcoolbp
[07:57:42] <crutchy> i could maybe try some 3d modelling in autodesk inventor
[07:57:55] <mrcoolbp> that would help with the can crutchy
[07:58:06] <paulej72> crutchy: I don’t think xlefay bailed on us unfortunatley
[07:58:09] <mrcoolbp> but it should be a 20 min job, nothing crazy
[07:58:20] <crutchy> paulej72: i don't think he did either
[07:58:45] <mrcoolbp> crutchy, paulej72: yeah MrBluze said he didn't want to work on the project under the soylent name, xlefay just dissapeared
[07:59:12] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: where are we at with setting up a new IRC server (in case this one shits the bed)
[07:59:25] <poutine> I will only leave if SN changes names, so by keeping SN, I will continue to be a general annoyance
[07:59:25] <crutchy> i used to chat with xlefay a lot (i guess we all did)... i don't reckon he would bail. something happened
[07:59:44] <mrcoolbp> poutine: excellent news!
[07:59:56] <crutchy> ooh my laptop struggles with a vbox and inventor :-P
[08:00:01] <paulej72> there is an ircd installed on carbon, but it does not seem to run. also there is no web frontend
[08:00:02] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: we think he accepted a job
[08:00:20] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: what do we need to get that setup?
[08:00:29] <poutine> that's like a 30 minute job
[08:00:33] <poutine> start to finish
[08:00:37] <poutine> for competent folks
[08:00:54] <crutchy> i set up charybdis on my laptop pretty easily
[08:00:58] <poutine> So it will take 3 weeks, $4000, 6 domain names, a secure voting system, and 6 outages for Soylent News
[08:00:59] <crutchy> what version paulej72?
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[08:01:16] <paulej72> crutchy: let me check
[08:02:27] <crutchy> i installed 3.3.0-7.1 (debian)
[08:04:03] <paulej72> charybdis-3.4.2
[08:04:04] <mrcoolbp> poutine: as always thanks for the most useful comments here
[08:05:00] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: we should have a backup incase IRC goes down
[08:05:58] <paulej72> I can start the service, but I cant get a connection
[08:07:00] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: you have it running on one of the linodes?
[08:07:25] <paulej72> I would not say running but it is on carbon
[08:08:22] <crutchy> mrcoolbp: http://postimg.org
[08:08:40] <mrcoolbp> nice
[08:08:45] <crutchy> just made it polished steel, but can be whatever
[08:09:06] <mrcoolbp> crutchy not sure of the color scheme yet, but paulej72 said "not green"
[08:09:20] <mrcoolbp> can you get an angle closer to what I have ?
[08:09:33] <crutchy> np
[08:09:39] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: and send me a transparent BG version
[08:10:03] <paulej72> we need it in deffernt colors so we can have multiple thermes, but not green
[08:10:22] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: we can easily change the color in raster
[08:11:04] * mrcoolbp checks the wiki to see if any of the UI guys are still around
[08:11:37] <mrcoolbp> ah
[08:11:45] * mrcoolbp needs to email frogblast
[08:13:27] * mrcoolbp emails frogblast
[08:16:30] <crutchy> is this pretty close: http://postimg.org
[08:16:37] <crutchy> i think its a bit off
[08:16:54] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: transparent BG?
[08:17:09] <mrcoolbp> I guess I can just rip it out
[08:17:11] <crutchy> erm yeah should be able to tweak that in gimp. sec
[08:22:46] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I think I got it
[08:26:29] <crutchy> yeah i'm struggling in gimp
[08:26:48] <mrcoolbp> no worries
[08:26:49] <crutchy> i selected the background and made an alpha channel but got a bit lost after that :-P
[08:26:53] <mrcoolbp> hang on, sec
[08:27:34] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[08:27:40] <mrcoolbp> crutchy ^
[08:28:03] <mrcoolbp> but picture it with a ton more stick figures drawn by randal himsefl
[08:28:07] <crutchy> cool
[08:28:19] <mrcoolbp> s/himsefl/himself/
[08:28:19] <SedBot> <mrcoolbp> but picture it with a ton more stick figures drawn by randal himself
[08:28:37] <crutchy> i could emboss text on the side but yours looks nice
[08:29:03] * mrcoolbp can emboss too
[08:29:26] <crutchy> :-)
[08:30:33] <chromas> Maddox beat you to it
[08:30:36] <chromas> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
[08:31:02] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[08:31:23] <mrcoolbp> crutchy ^
[08:32:02] <crutchy> nice
[08:32:02] <mrcoolbp> wuick and dirty at 2:31 am
[08:32:14] <mrcoolbp> s/wuick/quick
[08:32:15] * SedBot offers mrcylbp a /
[08:32:17] <mrcoolbp> s/wuick/quick/
[08:32:17] <SedBot> <mrcoolbp> quick and dirty at 2:31 am
[08:35:37] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: we'll have to work on this more eh?
[08:35:48] <crutchy> sounds like a plan
[08:36:01] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: are you interested in joining staff? you've been quite helpful thus far
[08:36:18] <mrcoolbp> (in general)
[08:36:36] <crutchy> dunno what i could really do. i kinda just hang out in irc mostly... as a troll :-P
[08:36:47] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: the best kind of troll
[08:36:57] <crutchy> don't mind helping out where i can though
[08:37:03] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: we are all just becoming jacks of all trades
[08:37:42] <mrcoolbp> crutchy, I have like 8 jobs
[08:38:00] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: you have dev experience right?
[08:38:16] <crutchy> only really php though
[08:38:18] * mrcoolbp notes you're writing irciv
[08:38:19] <crutchy> and delphi
[08:38:25] <crutchy> yeah
[08:38:28] <mrcoolbp> crutchy buy a perl book
[08:38:30] <mrcoolbp> = )
[08:38:37] <crutchy> lol i looked into perl
[08:38:47] <crutchy> i sorta couldn't get into it
[08:38:55] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: do you have a strong stomach?
[08:39:06] <crutchy> but i could have more of a play with an exec script in perl
[08:39:29] <crutchy> a strong stomach?
[08:39:52] * mrcoolbp realizes you may not know the horrors of slashcode
[08:40:10] <mrcoolbp> CowBoyNeal apologized to us when we contacted him
[08:40:16] <crutchy> i think slashcode kinda put me off learning perl
[08:40:16] <mrcoolbp> for the code
[08:40:24] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: understandable
[08:40:49] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: there's still stuff you could do though
[08:40:55] <crutchy> i was mucking about with an apache2/mod_perl2 vhost
[08:41:07] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: have you poked around the wiki Team pages?
[08:41:14] <crutchy> yeah a bit
[08:41:22] <crutchy> i've added stuff mainly in the irc area
[08:41:30] <mrcoolbp> we've lost a good deal of the people in there
[08:41:52] <crutchy> yeah
[08:42:20] <mrcoolbp> so any "jobs" you see that you might be able to help with are basicly up for grabs
[08:42:54] <chromas> Is IRC god available?
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[08:43:35] <Ethanol-fueled> http://soylentnews.org
[08:43:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Who the fuck posted that racist shite?
[08:43:59] <Ethanol-fueled> God Bless America.
[08:44:29] * chromas wants to know what the product is
[08:45:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Soul Grits
[08:45:25] <crutchy> wasn't me. the grammar is too good :-P
[08:45:29] <Ethanol-fueled> "Mmmm-hmmmmwhoaaaaaooooooOOOOoooooooooo Good!"
[08:45:33] <chromas> How topical. Cooked in bacon fat
[08:45:40] <Ethanol-fueled> critchy chromas sup dudes
[08:45:51] <crutchy> hey dude
[08:46:36] <mrcoolbp> oh crap it's ethanol-fueled
[08:46:39] * mrcoolbp hides
[08:46:40] <Ethanol-fueled> what is the topic of discussion here?
[08:46:53] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, you don't hide when no-one's looking
[08:47:01] <mrcoolbp> = )
[08:47:11] <Ethanol-fueled> its like I'm your secret tranny escort
[08:47:15] * NCommander slept like a ROCK
[08:47:17] <mrcoolbp> shhhhh
[08:47:23] <Ethanol-fueled> sup ncommander
[08:47:26] <mrcoolbp> Ncommander: feel better?
[08:47:31] <NCommander> Muc
[08:47:33] <NCommander> *Much
[08:47:42] <Ethanol-fueled> ncommander - exhausted from the site fix?
[08:47:45] <NCommander> Especially since Improved Threading works as expected now
[08:47:49] <NCommander> http://soylentnews.org - though it appears we broke Flat
[08:48:34] <mrcoolbp> lol
[08:48:44] <mrcoolbp> if not = anothere
[08:48:51] <mrcoolbp> another
[08:49:03] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: http://imgur.com
[08:49:10] <mrcoolbp> we are sketching
[08:49:23] * NCommander should go back to bed
[08:49:31] <mrcoolbp> feel free to do that
[08:49:38] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, as one of our resident trolls, what do you think about the new threading?
[08:49:44] <mrcoolbp> lol
[08:49:48] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, its hard to replace the candybar :-P
[08:50:03] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: yeah, but we should look into it
[08:50:09] <chromas> The candy bar would have a finger sticking out
[08:50:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander - I don't give a flying fuck about anything but nested mode. IN fact, those times when I must remain an AC, tweeking the thresholds to -1 and setting nested mode is the first thing I do.
[08:50:17] <chromas> s/w/c/
[08:50:17] <SedBot> <chromas> The candy bar could have a finger sticking out
[08:50:20] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: are we looking more at Tuesday or Friday?
[08:50:50] <Ethanol-fueled> everybody - perhaps you should swallow your pride and copy pipedot to have users submit their own logos.
[08:50:52] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, not sure
[08:51:05] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, I was planning for users to submit their own redeisgn of the site
[08:51:06] * NCommander ducks
[08:51:12] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: we need to do this, which is better? matt_ said he's in for either right?
[08:51:17] * chromas votes beta
[08:51:32] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I *just* woke up, let me have a moment for my brain to reset
[08:51:38] <Ethanol-fueled> If you guys go beta, I'm going to kill a kitten
[08:51:39] <crutchy> http://postimg.org
[08:51:46] <crutchy> mrcoolbp ^
[08:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll fucking do it, man.
[08:51:50] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: no worries, just let me know
[08:51:57] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: let me look
[08:52:05] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, we'll go beyond beta. We shall go ... GAMMMA
[08:52:09] <crutchy> just mucking around
[08:52:16] <crutchy> inventor is fun sometimes :-D
[08:52:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Phhhht more like Omega amirite?
[08:52:30] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I like your can better but my embossing better
[08:52:32] <mrcoolbp> = )
[08:52:32] <crutchy> i could stick a beam out the side if you want :-P
[08:52:37] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, I want to draw a sketch with that bucket
[08:52:51] <boioioing> someone needs to whip out povray and make a nice chrome ball on a checkerboard logo
[08:52:55] <Ethanol-fueled> lemme boot into windows so I can use Paint.
[08:52:58] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: with dicks and boobs?
[08:52:58] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: what kinds of things would you fill it with?
[08:53:08] <crutchy> lmao
[08:53:16] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas...let's just say "think outside the box"
[08:53:21] <Ethanol-fueled> or in this case battel.
[08:53:22] <mrcoolbp> oh god
[08:53:25] <Ethanol-fueled> hold on gonna reboot
[08:53:27] <crutchy> what kind of box are you thinking of
[08:53:35] <Ethanol-fueled> be back in a sex
[08:53:36] <Ethanol-fueled> sec
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[08:53:42] <chromas> outside the box? Like—joke interrupted
[08:53:44] <mrcoolbp> lol
[08:53:56] <crutchy> lol even his typos are dirty :-P
[08:53:57] <mrcoolbp> <Ethanol-fueled> be back in a sex
[08:54:02] <mrcoolbp> he did that on purpose
[08:54:12] * mrcoolbp is convinced
[08:54:44] * mrcoolbp looks at the keyboard and realizes the proximity of c and x but sticks with his gut
[08:55:15] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: honestly, Friday is better for me so I can go to that wake
[08:55:16] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[08:55:18] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[08:55:18] <exec> bucket count: 27
[08:55:41] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, yeah, I rather not interrupt your family business
[08:55:49] <chromas> crutchy: does that include definitions and stuff?
[08:55:55] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: but I realize you just woke up and I'm not trying to get you to commit to anything
[08:56:04] * NCommander is going to go smoke
[08:56:09] <NCommander> Life is better when your nictoined
[08:56:15] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: It's a friend's mother, not family
[08:56:26] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: agreed, enjoy
[08:56:31] <crutchy> its just a list of the data indexes that scripts have saved to an array in the bot process
[08:57:02] <crutchy> IRCiv_#civ_map_coords
[08:57:03] <crutchy> IRCiv_#civ_map_data
[08:57:03] <crutchy> last_z_#civ
[08:57:03] <crutchy> last_crutchy_#civ
[08:57:03] <crutchy> last_nerdrpg_#irpg
[08:57:10] <crutchy> ^just a few
[08:57:14] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: how's the VM work coming?
[08:57:19] <crutchy> ~bucket
[08:57:21] <exec> GET: ~bucket <index>
[08:57:22] <exec> SET: ~bucket <index> <data>
[08:57:22] <exec> UNSET: ~bucket <index> unset
[08:57:24] <matt_> mrcoolbp, Friday is better for me too :-)
[08:57:43] <mrcoolbp> matt_: noted, we should shoot for that
[08:57:43] <crutchy> ~bucket last_crutchy_#civ
[08:57:46] <exec> Jun 01 05:38:37 <NCommander> Bytram, MrBluze officially left over the name
[08:57:50] <mrcoolbp> matt_: PM ?
[08:57:54] <matt_> k
[08:58:24] <crutchy> last_crutchy_#soylent
[08:58:29] <matt_> mrcoolbp, try again? (didn't work)
[08:58:32] <crutchy> ~bucket last_crutchy_#soylent
[08:58:34] <exec> bucket not found
[08:58:38] <mrcoolbp> k
[08:59:04] <crutchy> ~bucket last_crutchy_#Soylent
[08:59:06] <exec> ~bucket last_crutchy_#soylent
[08:59:36] <crutchy> that wasn't a very interesting one
[08:59:36] <mrcoolbp> matt_ anything?
[09:00:10] <crutchy> ~bucket IRCiv_#civ_map_data
[09:00:12] <exec> a:2:{s:4:"cols";i:128;s:4:"rows";i:64;}
[09:00:15] <matt_> it's opening an "8" again...
[09:00:20] <mrcoolbp> ug,
[09:05:05] <chromas> It works if you start the PM from the web client though
[09:07:49] <mrcoolbp> we figured it out
[09:08:50] <chromas> Unchecked privmsgs to dedicated window?
[09:09:28] <chromas> That also works
[09:11:41] <mrcoolbp> chromas: do you have experience with IRC servers?
[09:11:52] * NCommander is back, w/ soda and cookies
[09:12:01] <chromas> Not enough to count
[09:12:17] <paulej72> soda and cookies for breakfast yum
[09:15:33] <paulej72> bed tim fo me later all
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[09:16:43] <crutchy> cys paulej72
[09:16:46] <mrcoolbp> later paulej72
[09:17:41] <crutchy> ahh the dreaded channel '8'
[09:17:47] <mrcoolbp> yup
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[09:19:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay mrcoolbp, here it comes:
[09:19:48] <Ethanol-fueled> http://postimg.org
[09:20:14] <Ethanol-fueled> y'all better not be asleep already.
[09:20:29] <mrcoolbp> oh god
[09:20:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Roombots: Modular Robots for Adaptive Furniture - http://sylnt.us - Like-Doombots-but-roomier
[09:20:34] * mrcoolbp checks out the link
[09:20:36] <chromas> We're just disappointed with the lack of antialiasing
[09:20:39] <crutchy> that's very err... creative
[09:21:08] <Ethanol-fueled> goddammit sorry about that guys, teh porn banner was inserted as an ad.
[09:21:15] <Ethanol-fueled> let me use another hosting service.
[09:21:22] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: remember your Mom/teachers telling you were "special" ?
[09:21:49] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: lol that was not the worst part about that
[09:21:50] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp - I was sent to the counselor many times for my artwork.
[09:22:00] * mrcoolbp is surprised
[09:22:29] <mrcoolbp> well I'm hiring Ethanol as our new art director for sure
[09:22:44] <mrcoolbp> like " for sure "
[09:23:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Meh - this link is a little better
[09:23:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://tinypic.com
[09:24:15] <mrcoolbp> how is that better?
[09:24:28] <chromas> We don't have to see nasty, scantily-clad women
[09:24:37] <chromas> Nobody wants to see that
[09:24:46] <mrcoolbp> oh, that was my favorite part about the first link....
[09:25:05] <Ethanol-fueled> well, you can always go back...if you get off to naked women next to man eating shit.
[09:25:09] <boioioing> the little specks in the bucket are inspired.
[09:25:11] <Ethanol-fueled> What are you, German or something?
[09:25:28] <Ethanol-fueled> boioioing - the yellow ones are undigested corn kernels.
[09:25:34] <mrcoolbp> boioioing: heh
[09:26:08] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: you know that I was the one that recieved that email you wrote to us?
[09:26:40] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, which one? One that I remember, I hope.
[09:26:44] <Ethanol-fueled> the one about the suggestions?
[09:26:46] <mrcoolbp> it was actually helpful and sanely-worded, I was wondering if it was actually you
[09:26:51] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[09:26:59] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp - I am quite polite in real-life.
[09:27:40] <mrcoolbp> well we didn't even get to looking at implenting any of them yet, but still, I appreciate the effor\t
[09:27:43] <arti> then you slip into your robe and wizard hat and set mode +rape
[09:27:57] <mrcoolbp> arti: way to make it weird
[09:28:06] <Ethanol-fueled> arti - last night was dumb. I spend the whole first half of today in damage-control mode.
[09:28:21] <arti> these are cyclical events
[09:28:22] <chromas> Did you return the extension?
[09:28:37] <arti> sorta like high tide and low tide
[09:28:43] <arti> we're at a low tide moment
[09:28:52] <Ethanol-fueled> basically, the woman was stalking me, hanging out at places she knew I was going to and watching me from afar.
[09:29:04] <arti> i do that too
[09:29:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I had to tell her that that shit was fucking creepy. And it all came out at once, a little too harshly.
[09:29:13] <arti> how else am i going to trace the key to gain entry
[09:29:36] <chromas> hey arti; I can see you from his cage
[09:29:43] * chromas is hiding out
[09:29:49] <arti> who his
[09:29:54] <chromas> ef
[09:30:02] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp - after I graduate, I'd like to join the crew, but I will use a pseudonym and not tell anybody.
[09:30:03] <arti> are you in the dungeon too
[09:30:09] <chromas> or was it somewhere else that had the cage, Ethanol-fueled?
[09:30:23] <Ethanol-fueled> oh shit, I told you about that, chromas? Hahahaha
[09:30:29] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-Fueled: you can tell me, I was your only fan from the beginnning = )
[09:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> not even you, mrcoolbp - shits logged.
[09:31:01] <mrcoolbp> lol
[09:31:09] <mrcoolbp> just sayin'
[09:31:27] <mrcoolbp> look at the logs my friend
[09:31:35] * mrcoolbp dares ya
[09:31:57] <Ethanol-fueled> is there actually an irc log that has been logging everything, that is accessable to the public?
[09:32:01] <Ethanol-fueled> here, I mean?
[09:32:02] <arti> yes
[09:32:03] <chromas> Loggie:
[09:32:07] <mrcoolbp> ^
[09:32:14] <arti> LET THE RECORD STATE
[09:32:20] <mrcoolbp> LOLL
[09:32:29] * mrcoolbp is tired
[09:32:36] <arti> you must be a bike or a car :D
[09:32:40] * arti rides mrcoolbp
[09:32:46] <arti> that's totally not gay
[09:32:47] * mrcoolbp likes it
[09:32:53] <arti> just avoid eye contact
[09:33:22] <mrcoolbp> that
[09:33:27] <mrcoolbp> makes it okay right?
[09:34:06] <chromas> don't ask; that makes it weird
[09:34:20] <mrcoolbp> oh
[09:34:31] <arti> we can play yahtzee
[09:34:37] <chromas> Everything is okay as long as nobody speaks of it or makes eye contact
[09:35:22] <arti> we should do the elevator experiment again
[09:35:38] <chromas> going up and down?
[09:35:40] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp likes to give horsey-rides, but is also hung like a horse
[09:35:40] <arti> you were the lactose intolerant guy right?
[09:35:43] <chromas> Number one; number two
[09:35:53] <mrcoolbp> true
[09:36:04] <arti> nah just press the floor and the close door button and you'll go straight there
[09:36:17] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, I heard about that.
[09:36:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I tried it at Mesa college and it didn't work.
[09:36:33] <arti> maybe its a racist elevator
[09:36:35] <crutchy> mrcoolbp: http://postimg.org
[09:36:42] <crutchy> had a bit more of a play :-P
[09:37:00] <arti> crutchy what is this?
[09:37:12] <arti> are you getting into second life
[09:37:23] <crutchy> its a cleaner version of what Ethanol-fueled posted earlier :-P
[09:37:26] <mrcoolbp> lol
[09:37:32] <chromas> Does SL still exist?
[09:37:32] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, speaking seriously, you could get some inspiration from Hobbes' treatise "Leviathan" which depicts a ruler composed of many people.
[09:37:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Kinda hard to explain unless you look it up.
[09:37:47] <mrcoolbp> crutchy complete with the porn ads
[09:37:50] <arti> my butt, and your butt
[09:38:03] * arti watched b&b do america
[09:38:13] <arti> 1996 up in the hizzy
[09:38:22] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, that movie was awesome.
[09:38:25] <Ethanol-fueled> those were good times.
[09:38:27] <crutchy> i don't usually use the software for making anything to do with logos
[09:38:37] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: I'm a few drinks deep and about to head to bed, can you remind me of that later?
[09:38:39] <arti> LEGO are cool
[09:38:53] <Ethanol-fueled> no prob. Just remind me :)
[09:39:48] <crutchy> arti: it's an autodesk inventor assembly
[09:39:58] <arti> you should experiment with lathe nurbs
[09:40:11] <crutchy> rhino is better for that
[09:40:14] <arti> dildionics
[09:40:33] * mrcoolbp loves lathe nURBs
[09:40:41] <arti> aaah rhino, i haven't used that since HS
[09:40:45] <crutchy> i use it mostly for structures and machine parts
[09:40:50] * arti made fobs
[09:41:01] <mrcoolbp> key-fobs?
[09:41:09] <Ethanol-fueled> There was an old cartoon in National Lampoon of a little boy with a strap-on dildo fastened to his head, and the caption was "Look mom, I'm a rhino!"
[09:41:10] <arti> ja
[09:41:22] <mrcoolbp> sight
[09:41:25] <mrcoolbp> sigh
[09:41:27] <mrcoolbp> ug
[09:41:34] <arti> sounds like you need more drink
[09:41:37] <mrcoolbp> guys, /me needs sleep
[09:41:47] <mrcoolbp> arti yeah no
[09:41:48] <arti> alright, make sure you flush your closet this time
[09:41:49] <crutchy> night mrcoolbp
[09:41:56] <Ethanol-fueled> later mrcoolbp
[09:42:16] <mrcoolbp> crutchy, Ethanol-fueled: pester me later, kay?
[09:42:32] <mrcoolbp> arti: catch ya later
[09:42:45] <arti> yessir, rest well, and dream of the pit of sarlacc or something
[09:42:50] <arti> or black fridays at walmart :D
[09:42:53] <mrcoolbp> will do
[09:42:56] * arti salutes
[09:43:07] * mrcoolbp salutes back
[09:44:54] <mrcoolbp> g'night all
[09:45:00] <mrcoolbp> stay classy
[09:45:09] * arti points and winks
[09:45:12] * mrcoolbp runs off to bed
[09:46:58] <Ethanol-fueled> so who likes kittens?
[09:47:08] <ar> I do
[09:47:11] * arti readies the laser pointer
[09:47:55] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, my ex-girlfriend taught me the trick of turning off the laser pointer when you hit a throw-rug, to make it look like "it" crawled under the rug
[09:48:05] <arti> heh
[09:48:08] <Ethanol-fueled> then resuming the lazer when the aim was out the other end of the rug.
[09:48:35] <Ethanol-fueled> let's talk animal cruelty - have you ever put tape on a cat's back or feets?
[09:48:35] <arti> that's pretty good
[09:48:42] <arti> yeah
[09:48:46] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[09:48:48] <arti> i still prefer the sock on the head
[09:48:53] <arti> REVERSE AHOY!
[09:48:55] <Ethanol-fueled> the sock on the head rules
[09:49:10] <arti> i think the cute stuff are when cats use ipads
[09:49:34] <Ethanol-fueled> never tried that. But I like playing kitten videos on youtube because the cats come looking for the meows
[09:49:46] <Ethanol-fueled> the real cats
[09:50:05] <arti> http://9to5mac.files.wordpress.com
[09:50:10] <arti> this expression says so much
[09:50:46] <Ethanol-fueled> it's totally blowing his mind.
[09:51:35] <Ethanol-fueled> We found a big ol' homeless Maine Coon in an alley and adopted him, naming him "fuzz-nuts" for obvious reasons
[09:51:57] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[09:53:17] <Ethanol-fueled> ( note: a "maine coon" is a breed of cat, not a raccoon)
[09:53:33] * arti sits in the corner
[09:53:38] <Ethanol-fueled> really fluffy fuckers
[09:53:47] <Ethanol-fueled> shed like a motherfucker during summer.
[09:53:57] <Ethanol-fueled> but good well-tempered cats.
[09:54:50] <arti> what're the terriers of cats?
[09:55:46] <Ethanol-fueled> probably manxes or american shorthairs
[09:55:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Persian cats are like pugs and bulldogs
[09:56:15] <Ethanol-fueled> maine coons are actually a lot like German Shepherds, with their long muzzles and tall pointy ears.
[09:56:27] <arti> where they have no muzzle and its just eyes and a mouth with a wet nose
[09:56:44] <Ethanol-fueled> those are Persian cats, arti
[09:57:04] <arti> ich mag persian katzen nicht
[09:58:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Looks like errybody's pussin' out.
[09:58:58] <Ethanol-fueled> must be a lot of non-pacific Americans here.
[09:59:00] * arti is playing with some new framework stuff
[09:59:07] <Ethanol-fueled> which framework?
[09:59:10] <arti> laravel
[09:59:26] <arti> been looking into how to do versioning
[10:00:04] <arti> which lead into audit territory, and there's a sweet "module" which creats an audit log as a byproduct of being used
[10:00:08] <Ethanol-fueled> never used version control?
[10:00:24] <arti> i'm familiar with that, i mean like document revisions
[10:00:32] <arti> say for a pastebin style site
[10:00:36] <arti> or jsfiddle
[10:00:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Ah, gotcha.
[10:01:00] <arti> i want to solve how to best handle someone who saves after each change lol
[10:01:10] <arti> imagine its a 10k word document
[10:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> be right back, gonna boot back into Linux.
[10:01:45] <arti> if you just store the diffs, you gotta play back through all of them to get them, plus if one goes missing you're hosed
[10:01:52] <arti> no doubt aboot that
[10:01:59] <crutchy> ~reload
[10:02:01] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[10:02:01] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[10:02:13] <arti> :D
[10:02:56] <chromas> arti: copy video codecs
[10:03:09] <chromas> One key 'frame' every few revisions, with deltas in between
[10:03:29] <arti> have you implemented a system like this?
[10:03:39] <chromas> no
[10:03:44] <chromas> I mean yes
[10:03:55] <arti> i'm not supposed to discover until i'm stuck
[10:03:56] <chromas> no
[10:04:02] <arti> and you're like "yeah man, i repair bowling pin machines"
[10:04:25] <arti> my mission is to eat enough blue berries until everything is blue
[10:04:28] <arti> everything.
[10:04:44] <arti> so far, no spills
[10:05:34] <chromas> You could store one version with its entire undo stack
[10:05:47] <chromas> and a blueberries sidecar file
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[10:06:02] <Ethanol-fueled> poutine--
[10:06:02] <Bender> karma - poutine: -344
[10:06:03] <arti> sounds like a good band name, blueberry side car
[10:06:10] <arti> wb bruh
[10:06:14] <Ethanol-fueled> yo.
[10:06:22] <arti> i totally pulled a muscle running the other day
[10:06:25] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: no wine or virtualbox?
[10:06:28] <Ethanol-fueled> sucks arti. which one?
[10:06:55] <arti> lower calf, near the bone. i managed to walk on it the other day, it didn't start bothering me until a few miles
[10:06:58] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas: I'm a luddite. I work with extremely complicated scientific instruments by day, sometimes working 60-hour weeks, and when I get home I don't feel like doing anything.
[10:07:00] <arti> i was terrified to run on it
[10:07:07] <Ethanol-fueled> to include dicking with VMs
[10:07:18] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: when i spoke to people on the phone, the last thing i wanted to do after work was yap
[10:07:32] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck arti, that sounds like the dreaded shin-splints
[10:07:58] <arti> so i'm just goign to take it easy and resume, i'm good for another few days
[10:08:07] <Ethanol-fueled> in other words, chromas, I don't have a good-enough reason to do it. But when I do, I will learn.
[10:08:28] <Ethanol-fueled> arti - maybe it's time for some new running shoes?
[10:08:44] <crutchy> i spend all day on a computer and then come home... and... err... do stuff on a computer :-/
[10:09:07] <arti> i just got some new ones :| i'm trying to get my endurance up. was making some good progress and i just pushed myself too hard
[10:09:12] <arti> i'm learning this as i go
[10:09:19] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled: "extremely complicated scientific instruments"?
[10:09:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't reveal too much.
[10:09:31] <arti> i'll be more aware next time, i was more focused on keeping pace
[10:09:43] <arti> crutchy: he's a pot dealer
[10:09:47] <crutchy> lol
[10:09:52] <Ethanol-fueled> let's just say "sonar"
[10:09:58] <crutchy> i was thinking chemistry
[10:10:07] <crutchy> ah cool
[10:10:10] <arti> sweet, lets make LSD
[10:10:15] <arti> we'll ride bikes
[10:10:28] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: count me in.
[10:10:36] <Ethanol-fueled> acid is terrific.
[10:10:43] * arti hasn't done it
[10:10:52] <arti> more of a from the earth kinda guy
[10:11:11] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, you mean the pot?
[10:11:12] <arti> there's a better life through chemistry for sure
[10:11:19] <arti> uh, shrooms and others
[10:11:21] <crutchy> you don't work in a nuclear submarine do you Ethanol-fueled?
[10:11:34] <arti> WE ALL WORK IN A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
[10:11:55] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - let's just say that I don't, but my company is developing the next generation of deepwater sonar which does. These programs are still unavailable to the public.
[10:12:00] <arti> since i can work from home really well i think i could rock the sub
[10:12:06] <crutchy> a nuclear submarine, a nuclear submarine... hums the tune
[10:12:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I worked on Oracle's(black and white, Lerry Ellison's catamarans for the America's cup) flooded fucking sensors
[10:12:42] <arti> that's the spirit
[10:12:54] <crutchy> were you guys involved in the search for that malaysian airliner?
[10:13:34] <Ethanol-fueled> The sounder is made by a sister-division of my company, and if I recall correctly our sensors were deployed to monitor ocean currents to try and predict the drift of the wreckage.
[10:13:49] <Ethanol-fueled> the sounder that goes on the airplane when it goes down, I mean.
[10:14:03] <crutchy> hmm why am i getting a sense of deja vu
[10:14:11] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, because we discussed this before.
[10:14:15] <Ethanol-fueled> the oracle thing.
[10:14:51] * arti looks up whale song distances
[10:14:59] <arti> pretty crazy, blue whales can be heard ~ 1000 miles
[10:15:08] <arti> imagine yelling and someone hearing you that far away
[10:15:20] <arti> "NO FUCKING PICKLES!"
[10:16:03] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, the frequency range of whales' songs just happens to be in the human hearing range.
[10:16:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, they can go a little lower, but definitely still noticeable.
[10:16:33] <arti> pretty cool
[10:16:45] <arti> i think elephants are pretty awesome too
[10:16:53] <Ethanol-fueled> A lot of people I know like elephants.
[10:17:48] <arti> well i wasn't really into them until recently
[10:17:51] <arti> watched them draw stuff
[10:18:21] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[10:27:05] <crutchy> now i remember. you made a lighter, smaller widget but ellison wanted the fatter heavier one, or something like that
[10:27:42] * crutchy stops winding crank handle attached to his brain
[10:31:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the mistake the customer made was being to proud to assume that his vessels would never take on water -- so he got the bare electronic version, not the self-contained version.
[10:31:58] <Ethanol-fueled> But looking back on it, it makes sense - they're going to light weight and expendible because Ellisson is so goddamn rich that he can toss away tens of thousands of dollars like nothing just to shave off a pound of weight.
[10:32:28] <Ethanol-fueled> the vessels capsized and took on water, flooded the electronics, saltwater and electronics don't mix.
[10:32:40] <crutchy> it would have been insured anyways i guess
[10:32:43] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah.
[10:34:15] <crutchy> my memory is so shit
[10:34:40] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - so's mine. Years of alcoholism, pot smoking, and past meth use are to blame.
[10:35:06] <Ethanol-fueled> long-term memory is flawless - I can remember being breast-fed - but , fuck, what were we just talking about?
[10:35:21] <crutchy> i haven't got any excuses like that. i'm prolly just getting alzheimers
[10:35:55] <crutchy> i think we were talking about eating crayons
[10:36:19] <Ethanol-fueled> oh yeah! and pooping them out in technicolor.
[10:36:22] <arti> sleep is key for memory
[10:36:34] <Ethanol-fueled> oh sleep is so good.
[10:36:56] <Ethanol-fueled> lucid dreams are the best fucking drug, and they leave one exhilerated.
[10:38:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Remember having one before acing a job interview. A major component of that dream was penetrating my then-girlfriend with a baseball bat.
[10:38:36] <crutchy> and waking up sticky?
[10:39:55] <arti> i wake up sticky when the AC is off in the summer
[10:40:38] <Ethanol-fueled> in my experience, sleeping in heat leads to nightmares.
[10:40:57] <arti> for fun dreams, try a nicotine patch
[10:41:02] <arti> "fun"
[10:41:08] <arti> they're usually nightmare fuel
[10:41:23] <Ethanol-fueled> ethanol can also be.
[10:41:46] <Ethanol-fueled> and eating junk food late.
[10:41:59] <arti> junk food - nightmares you can smell!
[10:42:13] <crutchy> and watching britney spears videos
[10:42:22] <Ethanol-fueled> but the relief from waking up and knowing that you didn't kil your boss and be executed by firing squad is a pleasant by-product.
[10:42:32] <arti> ^- american psycho status
[10:43:14] <crutchy> if you woke after being executed you could go kill your boss... double jeopardy! :-P
[10:43:36] <arti> if you were some kind of cat being, you could do this a limited amount of times
[10:43:41] <arti> until you fed on the souls of others
[10:44:00] <crutchy> or if you're the cyote
[10:44:07] <crutchy> from roadrunner
[10:44:23] <arti> pfft, just put on adventure time
[10:44:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Wile E. Coyote rocks.
[10:45:02] <crutchy> marceline needs bigger tits
[10:45:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I like to compare him to Job, from like the Bible
[10:45:30] <arti> wasn't he the wealthiest
[10:45:41] * arti is a bit fuzzy
[10:45:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, nobody sane reads the bible anyway.
[10:46:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Job was a good man God fucked with and made his life hell just because God made a bet with the Divell
[10:46:48] <crutchy> praise jebus
[10:47:31] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[10:47:54] <crutchy> i'm not religious, but a lot of "scientists" are wankers
[10:47:56] * arti has an urge to play sacrifice
[10:48:06] <Ethanol-fueled> not trying to bible-thump, but Job was the greatest proof that God is evil.
[10:48:35] <arti> well the old testament is pretty wild
[10:48:45] <crutchy> didn't he invent the ipad?
[10:49:00] <arti> "So for this quest I need to use my diety to collect foreskins
[10:49:15] * arti associates this with onion rings
[10:49:43] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, i stil have my foreskin.
[10:50:00] <arti> sweet, do you guys play games together? like tekken?
[10:50:09] <arti> or go ziplining
[10:50:23] <arti> or zip lining while playing tekken after getting a yahtzee
[10:52:26] <Ethanol-fueled> tekken is for nips.
[10:53:53] * crutchy goes back to his script
[10:54:21] <arti> share it yo, the last ones you gave me made me itchy
[11:00:15] <crutchy> <exec> #irpg <NerdRPG> xlefay reaches next level in 13 days, 12:50:05.
[11:00:53] <crutchy> he must have an irc client on a server somewhere
[11:06:24] <crutchy> ~php strpos
[11:06:25] <exec> mixed strpos( string $haystack , mixed $needle [, int $offset = 0] )
[11:06:56] <crutchy> hmm it might be ready now
[11:07:06] <arti> got it linked into php.net?
[11:07:45] <chromas> ~php fork
[11:07:46] <exec> function not found
[11:07:50] <chromas> what?
[11:07:53] <crutchy> nah a local copy (it was before)
[11:08:01] <crutchy> exec sed is ready chromas
[11:08:15] <crutchy> any channel that exec is in but sedbot isn't will use exec's sed
[11:08:28] -!- f4r has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[11:09:01] <chromas> s/?/!/
[11:09:01] <SedBot> <chromas> what!
[11:09:07] <chromas> nice
[11:09:51] <crutchy> if exec isn't in a channel that you want, just do a ~join command from a channel where it is
[11:10:07] <crutchy> and you can tell it to piss off with ~part
[11:10:37] <arti> ~part
[11:10:38] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has parted #Soylent
[11:10:56] * arti marks this command off of the unit tests
[11:11:03] <crutchy> lol
[11:11:21] <crutchy> you just reminded me that i need to tweak that script :-P
[11:11:25] <arti> excellent work
[11:11:46] <crutchy> there are a couple of channels that i don't want ~part to work for
[11:13:01] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[11:13:07] <crutchy> lol
[11:13:14] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[11:13:19] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[11:13:19] <exec> bool in_array( mixed $needle , array $haystack [, bool $strict = FALSE] )
[11:14:10] <chromas> ~php explode_by_type
[11:14:10] <exec> function not found
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[11:14:15] * chromas has that function
[11:14:28] <crutchy> ~~part
[11:14:30] <crutchy> ~part
[11:14:30] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has parted #Soylent
[11:16:39] <crutchy> wrong argv index
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[11:16:50] <crutchy> ~part
[11:17:00] <crutchy> better
[11:27:23] <Ethanol-fueled> a woman's intimate smell is peppery but delicious.
[11:27:58] <chromas> All women? Or the ones from across the border?
[11:30:20] <Ethanol-fueled> the domestic ones, actually.
[11:30:54] <Ethanol-fueled> the ones from across the border live with their parents so they can wash all day.
[11:31:46] <chromas> Yeah but they have to fit in the tub with 18 brothers and sisters plus uncles and grandchildren
[11:32:55] <arti> and all of the king's horses, and all of the king's men
[11:33:07] <crutchy> and the horses and cows
[11:33:15] <chromas> and the silver spoon
[11:33:23] <crutchy> and the next door neighbors goat
[11:33:27] <arti> neigh neigh here, neigh neigh there, here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
[11:33:46] <crutchy> just look out when the tail lifts up
[11:34:01] <arti> is this what means getting tail
[11:34:23] <crutchy> err more like what comes after the tail moves
[11:34:41] <arti> balloon knot winkage
[11:34:43] <chromas> That's when Ethanol-fueled's logo comes into play
[11:34:55] <arti> back orifice already nailed this decades ago
[11:35:15] <arti> god that was so much fun
[11:35:23] <arti> i miss winnuke
[11:35:23] <crutchy> chromas... well there is a tub
[11:35:48] <chromas> I remember winnuke. By the time I discovered it, it was already too late
[11:35:56] <arti> it was fucking amazing
[11:36:00] <arti> BOOM reboot
[11:36:05] <chromas> And Divine Intervention
[11:36:15] <arti> that was the SSping thing right?
[11:36:33] <chromas> It did several nukes plus signed people up for spam and some other things
[11:36:51] <chromas> Maybe it was Retribution
[11:37:31] <crutchy> git push
[11:37:38] <arti> git push hard
[11:37:51] <chromas> see git push
[11:37:56] <arti> push git push
[11:38:09] <arti> you know i'm kinda glad we don't work in the same building
[11:38:22] * arti rigs a boot up above the door
[11:38:40] <chromas> dos boot?
[11:38:46] <arti> i would make it my life's goal to convince the foreign guy this is what "giving the boot" means
[11:38:48] * crutchy gets usb powered foam missile launcher at the ready
[11:39:15] <arti> i take great pride in convincing them i'm gay too
[11:39:35] <crutchy> with your manpurse?
[11:40:04] <arti> yeah, make references about shaving the coin purse all the time
[11:40:22] <arti> alright, i'm going to read a little bit
[11:40:34] <arti> good luck with teh codez
[11:40:42] <arti> i'll catch you all at some point in the future
[11:40:47] <crutchy> catch ya later
[11:40:49] <crutchy> yup
[11:41:02] * arti exits through the raccoon hole
[12:01:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peter Sunde Arrested in Sweden - http://sylnt.us - Clapped-in-Irons
[12:10:23] <Ethanol-fueled> niggers
[12:10:32] <Ethanol-fueled> NIGGERS++
[12:10:32] <Bender> karma - niggers: 3
[12:12:24] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCKY0OU++
[12:12:24] <Bender> karma - fucky0ou: 1
[12:12:39] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK YOU++
[12:13:02] <Ethanol-fueled> ngaassa
[12:13:14] <Ethanol-fueled> LETS SNAP SOME FINGERS
[12:13:28] <Ethanol-fueled> mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-MMM-MM-MM
[12:15:41] <Ethanol-fueled> this vid is rad
[12:15:42] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
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[12:27:42] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[12:28:04] <Ethanol-fueled> You've done no wrong, get out of m ysight
[12:29:49] <Ethanol-fueled> its easy to be eqasy and free when it doesnt mean anything
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[12:42:15] <crutchy> hi JamesNZ
[12:43:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:43:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 149
[12:43:26] <JamesNZ> Hey crutchy :)
[12:43:46] <crutchy> van_mccoy++
[12:43:47] <Bender> karma - van_mccoy: 1
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[13:18:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[13:18:24] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 18
[13:18:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[13:18:26] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 19
[13:18:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[13:18:27] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 20
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[13:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, was gonna work on the vm some today but don't have the patience to unhose the slashdev db.
[13:56:05] <crutchy> do you have irc bot source to take it out on?
[13:56:31] <crutchy> i think juggs made the rss-bot
[13:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i quit playing with irc bots back in the 90s
[13:58:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[13:58:08] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 21
[13:58:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> <---old
[13:58:38] <crutchy> i'm new to them so i suppose the novely hasn't worn off yet
[13:59:48] <chromas> ~define system32
[13:59:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] system32: Delete it, it will be fun
[14:00:42] <crutchy> ~define-add /dev useless directory in *nix systems... safe to delete
[14:00:43] <exec> definition for term "/dev" set to "useless directory in *nix systems... safe to delete"
[14:01:30] * chromas deletes / but it keeps coming back
[14:02:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: you have to log in as root as run "rm -rf *" from /
[14:02:16] <crutchy> same with /etc... just full of text files
[14:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i store all my pr0n in /etc
[14:02:45] <crutchy> lol
[14:02:56] <crutchy> just text files
[14:03:03] <crutchy> with some unicode :-P
[14:03:36] <chromas> /sudo copy /dev/random /dev/urandom
[14:04:33] <chromas> Or swap those. Buttmagical entropy increase
[14:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no, sudo dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda
[14:05:31] <crutchy> /dev is already deleted
[14:05:43] <crutchy> ^useless
[14:06:09] <crutchy> cos i'm not a developer
[14:06:12] <crutchy> :-P
[14:06:26] <chromas> systemctl disable udev
[14:07:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's the problem with systemd i have.
[14:07:22] <chromas> I think arch is the only one I've tried that doesn't have the service command wrapping systemd
[14:07:29] <crutchy> sudo rm 198.41.0.4
[14:07:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hose something in it to get yourself a non-bootable system and it's a pita to recover from. sysv you just do a little text file editing.
[14:08:39] <chromas> You can do that with systemd. Just to a little hex editing:)
[14:09:19] <crutchy> can do it with a magnet too
[14:09:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> well you could do it with a boot disk by tying into the db too but again, pita
[14:09:41] <crutchy> and a very steady hand
[14:11:32] * chromas writes to disk by constructing multiple waves that intersect at the right place and interfere to create the right frequencies
[14:12:21] <chromas> All with a mouse
[14:12:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't make waves with a mouse. well maybe if you threw it in a pond.
[14:14:03] <crutchy> butterfly effect
[14:14:28] <chromas> Quadruple wheel click and two scroll clicks up
[14:15:36] <chromas> Fires off a Python script that triggers meta cmd butterfly macro in emacs
[14:16:54] <chromas> Rube Goldbergensteinensteenman
[14:17:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> no excuse for using emacs though
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[14:19:11] * chromas never learned how to exit emacs
[14:19:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> reboot
[14:19:49] <chromas> Ctrl f2, killall emacs
[14:20:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> sudo rm $(which emacs)
[14:20:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> then reboot
[14:20:13] <chromas> Alt f2 whatever
[14:20:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, word
[14:20:57] * TheMightyBuzzard would rather code in notepad
[14:20:59] <chromas> Actually I think I only have nano
[14:21:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> BLASPHEMY!
[14:21:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> Clearly, vim is the One True Editor.
[14:22:21] <crutchy> gedit++
[14:22:21] <Bender> karma - gedit: 5
[14:22:27] <chromas> I don't mind vim if it's not stock. For example, I have arrow keys
[14:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, truth
[14:22:48] <crutchy> hmm although nano also has syntax highlighting
[14:22:51] <crutchy> nano++
[14:22:51] <Bender> karma - nano: 3
[14:22:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> vim gives you arrow keys in stock configuration
[14:22:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's vi that doesn't
[14:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly go with gvim, though vim from a terminal is doable
[14:23:28] <chromas> Oh maybe that's how I was running in at the time
[14:23:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> the whole h/j/k/l as cursor movement thing doesn't make sense to me (and yes, I know the history behind it)
[14:23:50] <chromas> Neither does numlock
[14:24:00] <chromas> Dumlock
[14:24:51] <crutchy> neither does a mouse with only one button... oh wait
[14:25:31] <crutchy> apple did it so it must be cool
[14:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, apple is extremely cool if you're retarded
[14:26:26] <crutchy> lol
[14:26:45] <chromas> Why does the mighty mouse have a trackball for scrolling? Why not just stroke the touch pad?
[14:27:13] <crutchy> cos stroking with two hands at once would be too confusing
[14:27:14] <chromas> Of stroke the douche stubble
[14:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> why would anyone use anything but a wheel mouse?
[14:28:03] * crutchy inspects his guinea pigs for usb ports
[14:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> any fewer buttons and you lose massive functionality, any more and you're always hitting them when you don't mean to
[14:28:14] <chromas> They took our Jobs!
[14:28:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: because this is a ThinkPad, so I disable the crappy clickpad mouse and use the clit mouse instead; that way I don't have to carry anything extra with me.
[14:28:51] <chromas> Do you move the pointer with your tongue?
[14:29:01] <crutchy> never got clit mouses. maybe i'm gay
[14:29:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, wireless 3 button mouse. fits in your pocket and only hogs up one usb port.
[14:29:17] <crutchy> not that theres anything wrong with that
[14:29:27] <chromas> Keeps the hands free for keyboarding
[14:31:17] <chromas> They're exactly like erasers, even get rough and 'dry'
[14:31:59] <chromas> Also they make the mouse pointer wander around
[14:32:10] <chromas> When they get old
[14:32:18] <crutchy> do they start to smell bad if you don't clean them?
[14:32:51] <chromas> Maybe but fingering is the only action they see
[14:32:57] <crutchy> and do they take your money?
[14:33:36] <chromas> At first but then they just quit listening to you
[14:36:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: If I got a bluetooth one, it wouldn't even take up one USB port.
[14:37:35] * chromas has a dell c600 that moves the longer around based on the pressure on the case around the clitmouse and /dev/random
[14:37:44] <chromas> Pointer
[14:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go. i can't stand laptop pointing devices myself. or keyboards. or power. okay, i just don't like laptops.
[14:37:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> somehow even this laptop has a combined wifi/bluetooth card, the bluetooth works under Linux but the wifi doesn't. (supposedly to be fixed somewhere around kernel 3.18 IIRC.)
[14:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> crazy
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[15:01:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eben Moglen essay: "Privacy Under Attack" - http://sylnt.us - As-in-Freedom
[15:04:51] <crutchy> Bender: s/Freedom/Beer/
[15:04:51] <SedBot> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eben Moglen essay: "Privacy Under Attack" - http://sylnt.us - As-in-Beer
[15:05:35] <crutchy> i've got the fucking duck song stuck in my head
[15:06:32] <crutchy> for those who haven't yet had the privilege: https://www.youtube.com
[15:10:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> crutchy: it might be more humane to just kill yourself.
[15:14:59] <crutchy> lmao: https://www.youtube.com
[15:15:32] <crutchy> ^^^ like xkcd except you don't have to read... and its not very intelligent
[15:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> pass, thanks.
[15:17:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> so, not like xkcd at all, then?
[15:18:32] <crutchy> baaaaahhhaaahaaahaa!!!
[15:18:38] <crutchy> i'm crying
[15:19:53] <crutchy> "i'm going to punch you in the face... in the face"
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[15:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid minecraft server wasn't wanting to play nice
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[15:45:18] <SirFinkus> crutchy exec is being a bad idlerpg player right now
[15:45:24] <SirFinkus> might wanna check it
[15:46:10] <crutchy> sorry about that
[15:46:16] <crutchy> what was it doing?
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[15:46:55] <SirFinkus> nothing too bad
[15:46:57] <SirFinkus> http://pastebin.com
[15:47:39] <crutchy> wow that's weird
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[15:48:37] <crutchy> thanks for that SirFinkus
[15:48:47] <SirFinkus> yeah, it is a bit weird
[15:48:49] <SirFinkus> np
[15:50:11] <SirFinkus> that was the first instance exec doing that btw, I only have a few minutes of logs beforehand
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[15:50:38] <crutchy> its part of exec's sed script
[15:50:50] <crutchy> must have been a pattern in the string that triggered it
[15:50:55] <crutchy> i'll look into that
[15:51:02] <SirFinkus> what I figured
[15:51:51] <crutchy> i might add some better monitoring tools too :-)
[15:56:50] <crutchy> ~q
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[16:09:57] <crutchy> i can check out whatever exec is spewing out in the #exec channel now
[16:10:04] <crutchy> thanks for the tip SirFinkus
[16:13:30] <SirFinkus> :)
[16:15:21] <crutchy> the terminal gets a bit crazy cos everything from the bot and from various scripts gets spewed out in there. you get a couple of seconds to see stuff roll by most of the time
[16:17:26] <crutchy> xlefay reaches next level in 11 days, 18:10:21.
[16:18:11] <crutchy> kobach [717/722] has challenged swiss [254/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:36:36 is removed from kobach's clock.
[16:19:10] <crutchy> oops sorry wrong channel
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[16:25:27] <crutchy> fixed sed
[16:50:24] <Popeidol> you can't fix perfection
[17:00:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Holes at Center of Galaxies Might Instead be Wormholes - http://sylnt.us - it-keeps-getting-more-complicated
[17:39:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm....
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[19:00:42] <mrcoolbp> `$last xlefay
[19:01:11] <mrcoolbp> $last xlefay
[19:01:16] <mrcoolbp> $seen xlefay
[19:01:16] <aqu4> I last saw xlefay at 2014-05-03 00:39:51 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is " Order alone : 5"
[19:02:22] <mrcoolbp> man, I hope he's okay
[19:03:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Aight, you lot, I'm off to not catch any fish.
[19:05:32] <poutine> he's probably dead in a car accident or he left SN due to it being a continual disappointment (Then he likely got in a fatal car accident right after)
[19:10:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mining Bitcoins as an Alternative to Paying for Software - http://sylnt.us - interesting-ideas
[19:22:43] <poutine> Not an interesting idea if you actually understand the current difficulty of mining on the blockchain
[19:23:14] <poutine> can pretty much guarantee not a single pirated version of a game ever found a proof of work to mine a block
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[20:51:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Interview with PirateBox Creator - http://sylnt.us - moving-the-goalposts
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[21:05:17] <Subsentient> Alright well I'm about to go on a bot bugfixing session, got any bugs for me about aqu4?
[21:05:39] <Subsentient> $chanctl voice Subsentient
[21:05:39] <aqu4> Ok.
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[21:16:16] <JamesNZ> Morning Subsentient \o
[21:17:44] <Subsentient> hi JamesNZ
[21:18:00] <Subsentient> $time America/Phoenix
[21:18:00] <aqu4> Sun 2014-06-01 12:17:59 PM America/Phoenix
[21:18:01] <Subsentient> JamesNZ:
[21:18:18] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Yes?
[21:18:28] <Subsentient> It's noon here :^)
[21:18:44] <JamesNZ> $burrito timezones
[21:18:44] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at timezones
[21:19:00] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Y'all should just use NZ time :P
[21:19:19] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: Hmm, not sure how to specify NZ timezone via POSIX
[21:19:35] <JamesNZ> $time Auckland
[21:19:35] <aqu4> Sun 2014-06-01 07:19:34 PM Auckland
[21:19:51] <JamesNZ> Ummm it's Monday :P
[21:19:57] * JamesNZ screams "BUG" at Subsentient
[21:20:18] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: It always returns UTC if it doesn't know the zone
[21:20:20] <Subsentient> $time NZ
[21:20:20] <aqu4> Mon 2014-06-02 07:20:19 AM NZ
[21:20:25] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: ahh
[21:20:35] <JamesNZ> $time Auckland/NZ
[21:20:36] <aqu4> Sun 2014-06-01 07:20:35 PM Auckland/NZ
[21:20:44] <Subsentient> $time NZ
[21:20:45] <aqu4> Mon 2014-06-02 07:20:44 AM NZ
[21:20:51] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Well, NZ is in the same timezone, so that works :)
[21:21:01] <JamesNZ> s/the same/one
[21:21:01] * SedBot offers JemisNZ a /
[21:21:21] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: s/Auckland/Ackland/
[21:21:23] * JamesNZ looks sideways at SedBot
[21:21:27] <Subsentient> s/Auckland/Ackland/
[21:21:35] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Heh
[21:21:47] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Wellington is obviously the best :)
[21:22:05] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: Come to phoenix, where the sidewalk IS your frying pan!
[21:22:46] <Subsentient> Nothing like walking out to get the mail at 11 AM barefoot and waking up to the smell of bacon, or your feet, either way it smells like baconb
[21:22:49] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: If I could, I would seriously consider it. It's utterly freezing over here ATM.
[21:23:25] <Subsentient> You hear me ##?! Bacon is made of FEET.
[21:23:28] * JamesNZ reminds Subsentient that bacon is dead pig ;)
[21:23:40] <JamesNZ> Haha, not over here!
[21:23:56] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: Ahh so you missed what they meant when they said Soylent news?
[21:24:17] <Subsentient> Bunch of fried feet eating 'bacon' lovers
[21:24:18] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Probably. Who's 'they'?
[21:24:24] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: The gerbils
[21:24:52] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Heh, I get it now XD
[21:25:17] <Subsentient> Nothing like walking out to get the mail at 11 AM barefoot and waking up to the smell of bacon, or your feet, either way it smells like bacon.
[21:25:24] <Subsentient> yeah, the bacon smell is your frying feet
[21:25:33] <Subsentient> Gotta love Phoenix
[21:26:06] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Do you actually have some pet gerbils?
[21:26:43] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: No, just the swarm
[21:27:05] <Subsentient> Had a pet rat and two pet dwarf hamsters over the millenia however
[21:27:33] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Ah, cool.
[21:27:58] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: My sanity goes good on toast.
[21:28:24] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Dish it up with bacon and eggs!
[21:28:34] <Subsentient> Feet and chicken abortions
[21:29:11] <JamesNZ> 'chicken abortions' XD
[21:30:11] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: I farted and it smelled like cheese
[21:30:18] <Subsentient> Too many tiny pickles
[21:30:25] <Subsentient> Why do I buy those
[21:30:32] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Ewwwwww.
[21:30:36] * JamesNZ holds his nose
[21:30:47] <Subsentient> Ohh right because I can stinkbomb JamesNZ
[21:31:05] <JamesNZ> Nuuuuuuu!!!
[21:31:21] <Subsentient> but for $2 you can't beat the price
[21:31:33] <Subsentient> For only $1.99, you can nauseate JamesNZ! Call now!
[21:32:03] * JamesNZ sends his eagle hordes Subsentient's way
[21:33:10] * Subsentient summons the undead gerbil horde to take up defence around his compound
[21:34:28] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: Let me get some pickles and peanut butter to eat during the war.
[21:34:32] * JamesNZ orders his forces to attack the compound with bottled-up farts, poisoning all the gerbils
[21:34:48] <Subsentient> You can't poison undead gerbils. They're already dead
[21:35:03] * Subsentient sends the swarm after the eagles with chainsaws
[21:35:03] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Fine. I'll poison you instead >:D
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[21:35:17] * JamesNZ reminds Subsentient that gerbils can't fly
[21:35:23] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: They have bat wings.
[21:35:39] <Subsentient> Tiny chainsaws and bat wings. Glowing red eyes and fangs too,
[21:35:47] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
[21:36:02] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: I come from Universe 2, where ideas go to die
[21:36:15] <Subsentient> So you can imagine I have a large inventory
[21:36:21] * JamesNZ 's eagles attack the devil-gerbils with thermite missiles
[21:36:40] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: How maniacal of you.
[21:36:52] * Subsentient 's gerbils are offended at being called evil and fire up the peanut butter pressure hose
[21:37:50] * JamesNZ sends a small commando force to sever the hose with their talons, successfully destroying said peanut butter hose
[21:38:39] * Subsentient orders the gerbils to bring in Gerbilius, the godzilla king of the gerbils. A cyan swirling portal opens as Gerbilius, 1 mile high, lands on the ground with the force of a hyperelectric bomb and screams a blood curdling scream
[21:39:11] * Subsentient watches Gerbilius breathe fire
[21:39:35] * JamesNZ 's eagles easily fly out of the way of the fire
[21:39:49] * Subsentient sends Gerbilius to chase the eagles
[21:39:56] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Did you see Godzilla BTW?
[21:40:00] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: No
[21:40:24] * JamesNZ 's eagles attack Gerbilius with a plasma cannon down his throat, obliterating him forever
[21:40:40] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Saw the Lego Movie?
[21:40:50] * Subsentient opens a root terminal to Universe 2 and reconstitutes Gerbilius
[21:40:52] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: no
[21:40:54] <JamesNZ> It's pretty awesome :)
[21:41:31] * Subsentient watches Gerbilius 2 spray scalding hot peanut butter from his tail all over the eagles
[21:41:53] <JamesNZ> wat
[21:42:44] <arti> is this some kind of lotr fan fiction
[21:42:51] <Subsentient> The hilarious part is that aqu4 is logging all of this
[21:42:51] * JamesNZ looks in astonishment at the futility of the attack as his eagles shake off the butter and shave Gerbilius
[21:43:08] <JamesNZ> LOL
[21:43:46] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: This would be great to read out at a birthday party :P
[21:44:07] * Subsentient orders pink Gerbilius to return home, and opens 10 more portals as Gerbils pour in
[21:44:32] * Subsentient stands on Sage Mountain with cyan lightening striking his peanut butter filled spoon
[21:45:35] * JamesNZ takes advantage of the open portals, and fires his innumerable batteries of Archangle missiles at Subsentient, knocking him off his perch and blowing up Sage Mountain
[21:46:19] * Subsentient stands up enraged, stabs the peanut butter spoon into the ground, as it splits open the ground revealing lakes of boiling peanut butter
[21:46:44] * Subsentient raises his arms making the peanut butter erupt
[21:46:45] * JamesNZ then closes the portals with dark magic, relieving Subsentient of 90% of his forces
[21:47:16] * Subsentient throws the erupting peanut butter at the eagle swarm, frying them into crunchy, peanut buttery critters
[21:47:27] * JamesNZ observes the peanut butter eruption devastating Universe 2 while his eagles obliterate the trapped gerbils
[21:47:51] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: I call foul, the portals aren't open so you can't touch the eagles.
[21:48:13] * Subsentient holds up his arm as a Palladium staff appears in it, and Subsentient's clothes change to a cyan robe as his head changes to bald
[21:48:20] * JamesNZ sees the peanut butter bounce off the gravity trap of Universe 2
[21:48:26] <Subsentient> s/arm/hand
[21:48:26] <SedBot> Sybsintint, did you know there's THREE slashes in a proper s/// command?
[21:48:29] <Subsentient> s/arm/hand/
[21:48:29] <SedBot> <Subsontent> holds up his hand as a Palladium staff appears in it, and Subsentient's clothes change to a cyan robe as his head changes to bald
[21:48:47] * JamesNZ wonders why SedBot mangles nicks
[21:48:48] <Subsentient> IT IS TO END!
[21:49:26] * JamesNZ holds up his Valadium scepter, and fires barrage after barrage of archangels at Subsentient through a now-open portal
[21:49:43] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: For Universe 2, yes :P
[21:49:48] <Subsentient> So, it has come to this, Palladium vs Valadium
[21:50:11] * Subsentient and JamesNZ jump at each other matrix style, robes waving and scepters ahead of them
[21:50:18] <JamesNZ> Valadium will win because V is ahead of P in the alphabet :P
[21:50:28] <Subsentient> and a Cyan and Green explosion levels the area for miles
[21:50:42] <JamesNZ> I won!
[21:50:46] <Subsentient> No
[21:50:49] <Subsentient> Neither
[21:50:58] <Subsentient> See. in the glass crater, there is a robe.
[21:51:03] <Subsentient> One, black, youirs
[21:51:07] <Subsentient> and mine, cyan.
[21:51:16] <Subsentient> Our scepters are there
[21:51:16] <stderr> The only winning move is not to play.
[21:51:27] <Subsentient> slightly melted but mostly intact
[21:52:02] <Subsentient> And somewhere in Universe 2, I am there, as the cyan rat I always was, and somewhere in the Green world from whence you came, are you, the kiwi with tentacles.
[21:52:04] <JamesNZ> Ah, yes I can see them now.
[21:52:14] <JamesNZ> wat O_o
[21:53:08] * JamesNZ sees that he is actually a magnificent eagle
[21:53:27] <Subsentient> With tentacles
[21:53:42] <JamesNZ> Talons, Subsentient, talons ;)
[21:54:06] * Subsentient opens a portal from Universe 2 to the Green world, and finds JamesNZ, and offers peace
[21:54:49] * JamesNZ accepts Subsentient's offer, and everlasting tranquillity is established
[21:55:04] <Subsentient> And the gerbils and eagles fly overhead in a unified swarm
[21:55:23] <Subsentient> As Gerbilius visits Bosley hair restoration
[21:55:47] <JamesNZ> And the eagles check out the talon salon.
[21:56:12] <JamesNZ> The End.
[21:56:36] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: If all my deranged fantasies had been real, I would have abused power greatly lol
[21:57:22] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: :P
[21:59:13] <Subsentient> I just KNOW aqu4 logged all of this
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[23:36:08] <Ethanol-fueled> When I drop in on a phat wave, this plays in my head - http://www.youtube.com
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