#Soylent | Logs for 2014-05-30
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[00:03:39] <crutchy> funpika, exec has sed (just not with regex) and is lurking in most channels. atm disables itself on a timer if sedbot is here but i could tweak it later today to make it per channel
[00:05:11] <crutchy> i guessing /invite loggie only works cos maybe loggie is a server bot, not real client
[00:05:42] <crutchy> prolly a xlefay creation :-)
[00:06:31] <crutchy> speakin of... where the hell is that guy? its been err fkin ages since he made a peep in here
[00:06:49] <crutchy> ping xlefay
[00:06:59] <crutchy> !godping xlefay
[00:14:15] <crutchy> paulej72: i was under the impression irc is already on one of the element linodes
[00:14:37] <crutchy> can't remember which one. might recognise from a list
[00:14:39] <paulej72> no it is still on xlefay’s personal servers in germany
[00:14:48] <crutchy> oh
[00:15:14] <paulej72> it was on the todo, but never got done.
[00:15:29] <crutchy> what's boron?
[00:15:43] <crutchy> is that dev or something
[00:15:59] <crutchy> for some reason it jumped to mind
[00:16:25] <crutchy> xlefay loved chatting about all this stuff. unfortunately i understood maybe 1/4 of it :-P
[00:16:29] <paulej72> boron is staff server. irc was scheduled for carbon
[00:16:34] <chromas> ♪Nobody doesn't like molton boron!♫
[00:17:07] <chromas> If you bring up another server, do you have to reconfig this one to make them link up?
[00:17:10] <paulej72> I have not been on carbon, so for all I know there is a working copy of the server working there :)
[00:17:32] <crutchy> chromas... just gotta tweak a dns setting
[00:17:40] <crutchy> to point to different server
[00:18:00] <crutchy> oh sry you mentioned joining
[00:18:07] <crutchy> yeah i dunno about that one
[00:18:09] <paulej72> chromas: that is the issue we have no access to the back end of the current server so we would have to remake from scratch if there is nothing on carbon
[00:18:50] <crutchy> xlefay was working on a superawesome server/bot thingy named sublight, and it was nearly there dammit... where is he
[00:19:02] <chromas> Maybe it was too awesome
[00:19:05] <chromas> and it got him
[00:19:14] <crutchy> it became self aware :-O
[00:19:30] <chromas> the singularity, the terminator, the um...uhhhh
[00:19:50] <chromas> Maybe it divided by zero and made a black hole
[00:20:55] <paulej72> postgresql is running on carbon
[00:23:17] <crutchy> irc.xan.lan still not responding :-(
[00:24:38] <paulej72> carbon runs the torrents
[00:25:44] <crutchy> do you have access to that godmode web console that xlefay was setting up?
[00:25:55] <crutchy> i only saw a screen cap or two
[00:31:58] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - 25 Years of LOL - http://sylnt.us - did-it-for-teh-lulz
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[01:47:19] * arti o.o
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[02:13:00] * SpallsHurgenson touches his internet inappropriately
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[02:15:12] <SpallsHurgenson> and then that happens
[02:19:01] <paulej72> luckily I did not make a comment at that point
[02:19:22] <SpallsHurgenson> awwww, I wanna hear the comment!
[02:19:56] <paulej72> brain is empty none to give
[02:21:32] * JamesNZ fills paulej72's brain with bad jokes
[02:21:56] <paulej72> why did the chicken cross the road?
[02:22:33] <SpallsHurgenson> Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
[02:22:37] <JamesNZ> Darn, I didn't expect it to work that well.
[02:23:11] <SpallsHurgenson> What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.
[02:23:46] <SpallsHurgenson> Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
[02:24:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll stop now :)
[02:24:29] <JamesNZ> TIL bad jokes are contagious :P
[02:33:45] * arti is amused by these
[02:34:53] <SpallsHurgenson> don't encourage me :)
[02:35:36] <SpallsHurgenson> Okay, one more :)
[02:35:38] <SpallsHurgenson> Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired.
[02:36:34] <mattie_p> How do you make a Rosemary plant? Give her the seeds and tell her to get in the garden.
[02:36:54] <JamesNZ> WHAT HAVE I DONE???!
[02:37:51] <SpallsHurgenson> Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? He couldn't part with it.
[02:42:20] <SpallsHurgenson> A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Is the bartender here?"
[02:54:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/bartender/bar tender/
[02:55:19] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, thank you.
[02:55:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh, SedBot left.
[02:56:03] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: s/bartender/bar tender/
[02:57:21] <paulej72> Sedbot and crutchy’s exec have different rules and and Sedbot seems to be flaky lately
[02:57:21] * SedBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[03:20:17] * arti has his scotch
[03:20:21] <arti> been awhile :D
[03:26:05] <SpallsHurgenson> alcohol abuse is a terrible thing.
[03:26:24] <SpallsHurgenson> please stop hitting your alcohol. Drink it, but don't hit it
[03:27:08] <arti> projecting much?
[03:27:25] * SpallsHurgenson hangs his head sadly, "Yes."
[03:27:33] * arti shares
[03:27:36] <arti> Balvenie
[03:31:14] <arti> damnit someone beat me to it "supremegentleman.com"
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[03:41:13] <SpallsHurgenson> that's what supremeRgentleman.com is for!
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[03:50:25] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - 1 Gbps Internet Available in Parts of New Hampshire - http://sylnt.us - fiber-makes-you-go-faster
[04:04:27] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> they're gonna invent FTL-downlinks where your download finishes even before you start it... and I'll still be stuck on dog-slow DSL :-(
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[05:40:48] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Brain-Computer Interfaces to Control Feelings - http://sylnt.us - helping-people-feel-better
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[07:10:55] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Hack the Vote: The Perils of the Online Ballot Box - http://sylnt.us - one-vote-for-you-two-votes-for-me
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[09:22:03] <crutchy> pizza++
[09:22:03] <deadpeas> karma - pizza: 5
[09:22:09] <chromas> pizza++
[09:22:09] <deadpeas> karma - pizza: 6
[09:22:52] <crutchy> hi chromas
[09:23:03] <chromas> hi Dr crutchy
[09:30:32] MrBluze is now known as MrBluze|afk
[09:32:23] <chromas> Damn Hulu tricked me
[09:32:39] <chromas> A whole episode with zero ads, now it's three ads every five minutes
[09:33:17] <crutchy> chrome+adblock edge = awesome
[09:33:48] <chromas> adblock works on southparkstudios.com; Haven't tried on hulu but I'm watching it on a ps3
[09:34:15] <crutchy> ah
[09:34:50] <chromas> Almost done with Misfits. Pretty funny. I love how they take things so seriously
[09:35:43] <chromas> One episode, a character hashis penis stolen by a woman with the power to swap genitals. He pulls out a gun, "I want my cock! Give me my cock back!"
[09:35:49] <crutchy> just finished work for the week tgif
[09:36:03] <chromas> Our Friday just started
[09:36:44] <arti> southpark is great
[09:36:53] <crutchy> hi arti
[09:36:54] <chromas> Except for season 17
[09:37:00] <arti> greetings crutchy
[09:37:07] * arti shares maple bacon chips
[09:37:21] <crutchy> use your super haskell powers to summon xlefay
[09:37:25] * chromas is eating choclate chips even though they cause headache
[09:37:54] <arti> i'm more of a novice, so i could just order him around
[09:37:59] <arti> your quote of the day is:
[09:38:01] <arti> "In Russia I think "taking care of dogs" means beating a pack of rabid, wild, frenzied wolves away with your bare hands to protect your pet chicken, which you spend 60% of your earnings on feed for, hoping it will survive until Christmas so you can once again taste the heavenly gift that is meat."
[09:38:09] <chromas> Order him to irc, good sir
[09:38:42] <arti> i bought a bottle of scotch today, life is good
[09:38:53] <arti> gonna sleep so good
[09:39:49] <crutchy> ima having homemade pizza for dinner
[09:40:02] <crutchy> :-D~~~~
[09:40:09] <chromas> Is that drool?
[09:40:21] <crutchy> hmm kinda looks like a beard or something nasty
[09:40:38] <arti> homemade can be good
[09:40:41] <arti> it can also suck ass
[09:40:48] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Root Backdoor Found in Surveillance Gear - http://sylnt.us - now-anyone-can-do-it
[09:40:59] <crutchy> i'm not cooking it, so its gunna be awesome :-P
[09:41:14] <arti> cooking is like a giant quick time event game
[09:41:38] <chromas> Press X to not die?
[09:41:40] * arti ties a piece of string to a stick an whips it
[09:41:47] <arti> that means back
[09:42:00] * arti picks up his dropped chip
[09:42:17] <crutchy> cooking is just chucking stuff in a pan and waiting for the smoke alarm to go off to indicate its ready to eat
[09:42:58] <chromas> lol
[09:43:15] <arti> that's one way to do it
[09:43:21] <arti> you're like johnny 5 cooking
[09:43:33] <arti> you should write cook.sh
[09:43:51] <chromas> Hey I thought Aussie's ate it raw?
[09:43:57] <crutchy> that method of cooking would be closer to cook.pl
[09:44:00] <chromas> or is it ozzie? /me don't remember
[09:44:11] <arti> nah, they actually use snakes to rustle out the rabbit, whcih they chase down and catch bare handed
[09:44:12] <chromas> raw doggin' it
[09:44:32] <arti> crutchy showed me this once
[09:44:48] <arti> infact, i imagine late afternoon many aussies are out in the bush rustling up dinner
[09:45:07] <arti> other times they just eat their spouse, this has been documented too
[09:45:21] <arti> its usually just the genitals
[09:45:28] <arti> humans are strange
[09:45:45] <crutchy> we ride wombats and use a swordfish to spear an inland taipan that's just eaten a stegosaurus, and then skin a koala... with our feet
[09:46:02] <arti> i found a neat picture of a drop bear
[09:46:09] <arti> it says "yah nah you're a cut"
[09:46:11] <arti> cunt*
[09:46:12] <crutchy> does it have bewbs?
[09:46:24] <crutchy> bewbs++
[09:46:24] <deadpeas> karma - bewbs: 2
[09:46:30] <arti> sacks_of_fat++
[09:46:30] <deadpeas> karma - sacks_of_fat: 1
[09:47:12] <arti> unfunfunf
[09:47:26] <arti> i've got the whole world in my hand~
[09:48:19] <crutchy> so are we getting a new name yet?
[09:48:39] <chromas> babyback.rib
[09:48:41] <arti> going to alter your tattoo?
[09:48:51] <crutchy> something that doesn't sound like it came out of my arse after eating indian food
[09:49:07] <arti> mmm indian
[09:49:26] <chromas> mmm endian
[09:49:46] <crutchy> hmm engine
[09:50:20] <chromas> internal combustion indians
[09:50:25] <chromas> firewater++
[09:50:25] <deadpeas> karma - firewater: 1
[09:51:05] * arti is about half done iwth his firewater
[09:51:12] <crutchy> might run exec on my webserver tonight
[09:52:05] <chromas> fire injun red
[09:52:18] <crutchy> just with a couple of scripts though
[09:53:16] <crutchy> i'll still run an exec bot on my laptop just for irciv development
[09:53:45] <arti> use the scripts, luke
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[10:04:04] <chromas> cannot_connect_to_host--
[10:04:04] <deadpeas> karma - cannot_connect_to_host: -1
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[10:07:34] <chromas> So was I the only one to lose connection to the ircd?
[10:08:06] <crutchy> bewbs++
[10:08:06] <deadpeas> karma - bewbs: 3
[10:08:44] <crutchy> i'm only getting that error trying to connect to irc.xanlan
[10:09:03] * JamesNZ makes an educated guess that bewbs will become the most ++'ed item in #Soylent
[10:09:15] <swiss> luftballons++
[10:09:15] <deadpeas> karma - luftballons: 17
[10:09:15] <chromas> bewbs++
[10:09:15] <deadpeas> karma - bewbs: 4
[10:09:26] <swiss> i should be asleep
[10:09:36] <crutchy> ~time swiss
[10:09:37] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 08:09:35 am
[10:09:38] <exec> [Google] Find the current time in Switzerland and in all world's countries.
[10:09:52] <swiss> lol, i'm not in switzerland
[10:09:55] <swiss> ~time PDT
[10:09:56] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 08:09:54 am
[10:09:57] <exec> [Google] Information about the time zone abbreviation PDT Pacific Daylight Time - where it observed and when it is observed.
[10:10:02] <swiss> wat
[10:10:08] <swiss> ~time California
[10:10:10] <exec> [Google] 1:10am Friday (PDT) - Time in California, USA
[10:10:14] <swiss> there you go
[10:10:25] <swiss> should prob make it recognize timestamp names
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[10:12:06] <bypassing_subs_illegitimate_ba> luftbewbs++
[10:12:06] <deadpeas> karma - luftbewbs: 1
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[10:16:13] <chromas> We need a second server so we can have netsplits
[10:17:31] <crutchy> sublight++
[10:17:31] <deadpeas> karma - sublight: 1
[10:18:47] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[10:18:49] <exec> [Google] 3:18am Friday (CDT) - Time in Chicago, IL, USA
[10:18:56] <chromas> ~time sublight
[10:18:57] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 08:18:54 am
[10:18:57] <exec> [Google] by David Anderson, Ph.D. (Part 1 of 3) from SkyBooksUSA Website. In this series of articles we will show a solution using a rotating cylinder model that ...
[10:19:18] <crutchy> wow its the nightshift eh
[10:21:20] <crutchy> you got your freepascal bot working chromas
[10:21:41] <crutchy> !stats
[10:21:41] <deadpeas> creating stats for channel #Soylent (Thu Jan 1 01:00:00 1970)
[10:21:56] <deadpeas> stat results for #Soylent: crutchy: 17749, xlefay: 11596, MrBluze: 9571, unknown: 8536, arti: 8230, kobach: 7019, michealpwalls: 5386, NCommander: 5268, prospectacle: 4787, n1: 2786, hax0rz: 2675, Landon: 2552, chromas: 2532, TheMightyBuzzard: 2503, Konomi: 2422, Subsentient: 2384, Blackmoore: 2321, mattie_p: 2286, SpallsHurgenson: 2252, Khyber: 2209, janrinok: 2192, stderr: 2119, mrcoolbp: 1748, paulej72: 1591, b> - 28 more
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[10:22:40] <chromas> Nah, got distracted
[10:22:56] <chromas> Plus yours already works. I should just jack your code :-D
[10:23:02] crutchy is now known as _
[10:23:54] <chromas> Hi sir _
[10:24:02] _ is now known as SoyGuest39510
[10:24:07] <chromas> Does this_higlight you?
[10:24:07] <chromas> aw
[10:24:13] SoyGuest39510 is now known as crutchy
[10:24:27] * chromas should have taken over that name even though it's registered
[10:24:37] <crutchy> yeah it did highlight
[10:24:40] <Brylarke> o/
[10:25:09] <crutchy> this_highlight didn't highlight though
[10:25:56] <crutchy> i need to put a whois into exec admin commands
[10:26:10] <chromas> Make it track users
[10:26:27] <chromas> that way exec knows when SedBot's missing and can step in
[10:26:49] <crutchy> it does that already
[10:26:54] <chromas> cool
[10:26:56] <crutchy> well, for sedbot anyways
[10:27:08] <crutchy> does a whois for sedbot every 3 minutes
[10:27:32] <crutchy> if its not found exec sed is enabled
[10:27:39] <chromas> Could also watch for part/s & joins
[10:27:56] <crutchy> does that for irciv logins
[10:28:02] <crutchy> and logouts
[10:28:41] <crutchy> https://github.com is where the magic happens
[10:30:59] <crutchy> can enable manually too
[10:31:06] <crutchy> exec.sed.enable
[10:31:29] <crutchy> /facepalm'
[10:31:46] <exec> wb SedBot!
[10:31:46] <exec> exec sed disabled
[10:32:10] <NCommander> Is stats like how many people have talked or?
[10:33:02] <chromas> number of lines
[10:33:13] <crutchy> its the number of tacos that arti has eaten off our naked persons
[10:33:19] <chromas> or messages, since they're always one line
[10:33:58] <crutchy> exec.sed.enable
[10:34:13] <chromas> crutchy: so if I have some code for your sed script, how do I send it? fork your repo, edit and do a request?
[10:34:29] <chromas> Or I could paste it; it's pretty short
[10:34:46] <exec> wb SedBot!
[10:34:46] <exec> exec sed disabled
[10:34:51] <crutchy> whatever works for you
[10:35:05] <crutchy> hmm maybe it is enabling
[10:35:40] <crutchy> exec.sed.enable
[10:35:58] <crutchy> chromas: s/paste/blah/
[10:35:58] <SedBot> <crutchy> <chromas> Or I could blah it; it's pretty short
[10:35:59] <exec> chromas: Or I could blah it; it's pretty short
[10:36:13] <chromas> s/paste/finger/
[10:36:14] <SedBot> <chromas> Or I could finger it; it's pretty short
[10:36:14] <exec> chromas: Or I could finger it; it's pretty short
[10:36:39] <chromas> crutchy: s/blah/fist/
[10:36:39] <crutchy> hmm ok it seems to be working at least. the enable command might just be stupid
[10:36:40] <exec> crutchy: chromas: s/paste/fist/
[10:37:33] <crutchy> hmm where's sedbot
[10:37:46] <exec> wb SedBot!
[10:37:46] <exec> exec sed disabled
[10:37:49] <crutchy> s/sedbot/mr whippy/
[10:37:49] <SedBot> <crutchy> hmm where's mr whippy
[10:37:59] <crutchy> the timer is working
[10:38:22] <chromas> I wonder if there's a Firefox extension to search within all open tabs
[10:45:20] <crutchy> i wanna rejig sed to make it channel specific, so if exec is in a channel that sedbot isn't it will enable just for that channel. will need to use join/part events for that.
[10:46:01] <crutchy> if you wanna pastebin or github or whatever some code chromas, i'll put it into whicheever script you want
[10:47:14] <chromas> http://pastebin.ubuntu.com
[10:47:25] <chromas> It's just a little helper for your sed script, which I seem to be blind to
[10:49:11] <chromas> ah found it finally
[10:51:29] <crutchy> hmm it kinda looks like whats there
[10:51:58] <chromas> Yeah I think you've already improved it since I saw it last
[10:52:21] <crutchy> https://github.com
[10:52:22] * chromas retracts his paste
[10:52:43] <crutchy> its a bit all over the place so making a function like sedsplode is a good idea
[10:54:02] * chromas like funtioning everything
[10:54:04] <crutchy> your function uses a null char though, which is nicer than my random 50 char crapstring
[10:55:08] <chromas> Not sure what IRCd does with nulls but I figured they're safe
[10:55:17] <chromas> from having someone put them into a string
[10:55:47] <crutchy> yeah
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[10:56:36] <chromas> also #10 because that's end-of-message for IRC
[11:00:53] <crutchy> yeah that's the one to use
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[11:22:04] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - NYTimes Pans Soylent (the Food, not This Site) - http://sylnt.us - needs-a-spoonful-of-sugar?
[11:22:46] <chromas> If panning is negative, does that mean tilting is positive?
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[11:35:51] <crutchy> hi funpika
[11:53:35] <crutchy> ~reload
[11:53:35] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[11:53:54] <chromas> Maybe it needs a Michael Jackson scriptlet
[11:54:07] <crutchy> it needs a command index
[11:54:25] <chromas> Look at me, I'm Peter Pan (ch'come-on-ah!) I'm a little boy forever! Heee!
[11:54:34] <crutchy> lmao
[11:54:40] <crutchy> lets plaaay
[11:54:49] <chromas> Climb the tree! Climb the tree!
[11:54:50] <chromas> hey
[11:54:51] <crutchy> a hee hoo
[11:54:52] <chromas> kmao
[11:55:00] <chromas> what happened to lmao detection?
[11:55:02] <chromas> rofl
[11:55:03] <exec> <Espy> we need to split main into"core" and "wtf-uses-this"
[11:55:07] <chromas> ah
[11:55:25] <crutchy> the xlefay trap :-
[11:55:50] <chromas> roflcopter
[11:55:58] <crutchy> remember the first time he tripped it
[11:56:08] <crutchy> i had offensive enabled
[11:56:14] <chromas> lol
[11:58:21] <chromas> mackey likes offending
[11:58:21] <exec> offending is bad, m'kay.
[12:03:33] <crutchy> [11:11:52] <drussell> Have to watch what you say on this channel, you never know what bot is going to chime in ;)
[12:03:33] <crutchy> [11:12:15] <crutchy> rofl
[12:03:33] <crutchy> [11:12:15] <bacon> When you fuck little Annie in Anza
[12:03:33] <crutchy> [11:12:16] <bacon> You get a great bosom bonanza:
[12:03:33] <crutchy> [11:12:16] <bacon> Sucking Annie's soft tits
[12:03:34] <crutchy> [11:12:16] <bacon> Makes her throw fifty fits,
[12:03:36] <crutchy> [11:12:16] <bacon> And the fuck is a sextravaganza!
[12:03:38] <crutchy> [11:12:23] <xlefay> say what now?
[12:03:40] <crutchy> [11:12:23] <crutchy> holy crap
[12:03:42] <crutchy> [11:12:29] <crutchy> didn't see that coming
[12:03:55] <Konomi> there are no words
[12:04:12] <crutchy> oh shit wrong chan
[12:04:15] <crutchy> lol
[12:04:21] <chromas> Now it's here twice
[12:04:24] <Konomi> nice work there crutchy
[12:04:24] <crutchy> opps sorry about that
[12:04:32] <chromas> Nobody's looking
[12:04:51] <Konomi> there goes crutchy pasting stuff in the main channel about sucking on some girls boobs
[12:04:53] <chromas> fortune -o
[12:05:45] <crutchy> xlefay's reaction is gold
[12:06:46] <crutchy> thats why too much bacon is bad for you
[12:06:59] <chromas> !karma bacon
[12:06:59] <deadpeas> karma of bacon is 229
[12:07:08] <chromas> At least it's odd
[12:08:13] <crutchy> could make script that autoincrements any karma upping to even number
[12:08:36] <crutchy> just to give it more troll factor
[12:08:43] <chromas> bacon++ # for Konomi
[12:08:43] <deadpeas> karma - bacon: 230
[12:09:24] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:09:24] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 142
[12:11:40] <crutchy> weatherbot antarctica
[12:11:52] <Konomi> caffeine++
[12:11:52] <deadpeas> karma - caffeine: 6
[12:12:13] <crutchy> caffeine++
[12:12:13] <deadpeas> karma - caffeine: 7
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[12:12:43] <exec> 00,06c00,04o00,07f00,08f00,09e00,12e00,02+00,06+
[12:13:08] <exec> coffee++
[12:13:08] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 143
[12:13:49] <exec> $sr ++eeffoc
[12:13:49] <aqu4> coffee++
[12:15:12] <exec> $sr acirema emit~
[12:15:12] <aqu4> ~time america
[12:15:14] <exec> [Google] 6:15am Friday (EDT) - Time in Washington, DC, USA
[12:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:15:47] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 144
[12:16:04] * Konomi pokes TheMightyBuzzard with a stick and runs for it
[12:16:32] <crutchy> at least konomi doesn't prefer the same implements as ncommander
[12:16:44] <Konomi> what does NCommander prefer?
[12:16:44] <crutchy> bricks and anvils etc
[12:16:51] <Konomi> >.>
[12:17:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i watched my loony tunes, they're no danger to me
[12:17:24] <crutchy> only if their accme
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[12:17:30] <crutchy> fucking key bounce
[12:17:39] <crutchy> or finger bounce
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[12:18:18] * crutchy wonders if thats jamesnz
[12:18:58] <exec> $sr zn emit~
[12:18:59] <aqu4> ~time nz
[12:19:00] <exec> [Google] 10:18pm Friday (NZST) - Time in Wellington, New Zealand
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[12:19:37] <crutchy> hi f4r
[12:19:41] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Nope, I'm still me :)
[12:19:43] <f4r> yo
[12:21:35] <crutchy> whats happening in the ol' east straya?
[12:22:05] <f4r> eh
[12:22:07] <f4r> not much
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[12:22:33] <crutchy> weekends are good for that
[12:22:51] <f4r> allegedly
[12:25:35] <crutchy> xopypasta your sedsplode function chromas. just in a comment atm till i get around to working on sed
[12:26:21] <f4r> sounds.... fun
[12:26:25] <crutchy> hopefully bit later when i wake up a bit'
[12:26:35] <f4r> should be able to do all of that in python
[12:26:42] <crutchy> bots are fun :-)
[12:26:49] <chromas> I can enhance it a bit if you want
[12:26:49] <f4r> indeed
[12:26:50] <crutchy> you do python?
[12:26:55] <f4r> I little
[12:27:09] <f4r> but eggdrops use Tcl :(
[12:27:20] <Konomi> urk tcl
[12:27:40] <Konomi> tcl plugin was awful for xchat I may be scared
[12:28:09] <f4r> I just learned enough Tcl to bridge everything to python
[12:28:28] <crutchy> dunno if i have a python script
[12:28:45] <crutchy> do i have a python script?
[12:28:46] <f4r> and thene verything was perfect and there are no such things as security holes and the end
[12:28:58] <Konomi> not a fan of python
[12:29:07] <Konomi> the indentation of it bothers me
[12:29:21] <crutchy> me neither, but exec should be able to work with python
[12:29:26] <f4r> that is the only thing I don't like about python
[12:29:40] <Konomi> I prefer my indenting and line ending styles to be c like
[12:29:55] <Konomi> which is why I end up using perl most of the time
[12:30:12] <f4r> if python used curly-braces or something similar it would be near-perfect
[12:30:26] <f4r> sort of
[12:32:56] <Brylarke> No
[12:33:08] <Brylarke> It would be redundant
[12:33:16] <crutchy> lol
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[12:33:30] <Brylarke> I love me some braces in c++, java, etc
[12:33:33] <Brylarke> well
[12:33:33] <crutchy> we only need hex
[12:33:34] <Brylarke> not java
[12:33:43] <Brylarke> But Ialso love the lack of braces ion python
[12:33:58] * f4r ponders a return to assembley
[12:34:00] <crutchy> braces are hot :-P
[12:34:12] * f4r shudders
[12:34:29] <Brylarke> If you don't like formatting with whitespace then that's fine, but it's anot an argument by itself
[12:37:25] <f4r> eh, it's subjective
[12:37:26] <crutchy> Brylarke: s/like formatting with whitespace/women/
[12:37:26] <SedBot> <crutchy> <Brylarke> If you don't women then that's fine, but it's anot an argument by itself
[12:37:40] <crutchy> /facepalm
[12:37:47] * NCommander hates car shopping
[12:37:53] <NCommander> though I found a rather nice Jeep Wrangler
[12:38:03] <chromas> NCommander: use a regex
[12:38:05] <Brylarke> That's what Imeant f4r
[12:38:08] <NCommander> Though its on the upper end of what I really want to pay
[12:38:12] * crutchy needs to do that but is putting it off
[12:38:14] <Brylarke> Women are very subjective
[12:38:14] <f4r> and it's FOSS, you could fork it and just change python to rely on braces or whatever you prefer, instead of whitespace
[12:38:20] <f4r> oh er
[12:38:26] <Brylarke> :-D
[12:38:33] <f4r> hard day at work
[12:38:40] <Brylarke> Probably don't want to talk about forking though
[12:38:43] <f4r> strange mix of too drunk yet not drunk enough
[12:38:44] <Brylarke> You could get in trouble
[12:38:54] <f4r> FORKING HUGE DONGLES
[12:39:02] <crutchy> are we talking about forking women?
[12:39:21] <Brylarke> And dongles
[12:39:26] <f4r> hell, something similar was what drove me away from SD
[12:39:27] <crutchy> or forking women.php?
[12:39:55] <f4r> they actually carried an article a few days ago that talked about rape culture
[12:40:16] <f4r> as soon as you see that, avoid and run
[12:41:25] <Brylarke> Exactly
[12:41:26] <crutchy> i'm married so forking women.php is a distant fading memory'
[12:47:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> $rape_culture == $institutional_racism == "bullshit excuse when you don't have a real argument"
[12:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, thought Wranglers were on the cheap end of Jeeps, no?
[12:48:41] <Brylarke> I hate when you get articles talking about problem X in a way that suggests every other problem should be ignored to fix that onw
[12:48:41] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, they are, but still
[12:48:47] <Brylarke> with a magical culture hammer
[12:48:48] * NCommander looks like he's going to go for $10k all out
[12:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking shame. they used to be almost as cheap as a VW bug.
[12:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Brylarke, I hate it when people talk about fixing a problem by changing human nature. Shows they really do not understand a damned thing.
[12:50:51] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, my initial budget was $5k for something used, but I've been "convinced" thats too low
[12:50:58] * NCommander *can* afford but still, ow
[12:51:10] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Google Accepts 'Right To Be Forgotten' Ruling - http://sylnt.us - easier-said-than-done
[12:52:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, drop them a $5k down payment on a $10k vehicle and you get credit plus a damned low payment.
[12:52:24] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, due to my life situation, a lease/loan MIGHT be tricky
[12:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> been there
[12:52:34] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, since I don't have "established" residency anywhere
[12:52:40] <NCommander> My drivers license is still in Oregon for isntance
[12:52:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, rgr
[12:52:55] <NCommander> And whatever I buy is going to NH with me
[12:52:59] <NCommander> So its not staying in state either
[12:53:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> motorcycle it for $1-2K then for a few months.
[12:53:43] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, last time I was on a motorcycle, I broke my leg
[12:53:52] * NCommander doesn't have an M certification either
[12:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be fine now that you've gotten that out of the way then
[12:54:52] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, my folks will officially disinhertat me if I get another bike
[12:54:54] <NCommander> THey're both doctors
[12:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll be getting myself one this winter when they're dirt cheap. pick up a last year's model for a significant discount.
[12:55:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> be a shame then. that should be a fair inheritance.
[12:55:53] <Brylarke> Haha
[12:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> which you can use to buy a bike after they can't argue about it.
[12:56:15] * NCommander rolls his eyes
[12:56:21] <NCommander> Also, motorcycle + NH snow == bad
[12:56:41] <Brylarke> Tell google to invent self driving motorbikes
[12:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. not going to be that fun in anywhere else's snow either.
[12:56:51] <NCommander> http://www.cars.com - this is what I'm looking at
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[12:57:09] * NCommander thinks of Wranglers as heavy convertibles
[12:57:29] <NCommander> Def. going with a stickshift though. Gas mileage with the automatic ones are *horrendous*
[12:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> dig it. going to be cold as hell in the winter but i lurves me some old daisy duke jeepage.
[12:58:30] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, so I wear a jacket when I'm driving
[12:58:32] <NCommander> Not a dealbreaker
[12:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:58:41] <NCommander> I used to drive my Tuscon with the windows down in 20F weather
[12:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> is a trick to that
[12:58:51] <NCommander> The only thing I care about heat for is the defroster
[12:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> put the heat out the blow in your face vents and have it blowing up your jacket sleeve
[12:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> buddy of mine used to freeze us out in the winter doing that until he finally broke down and explained it
[13:07:53] * NCommander mulls real hard
[13:08:03] <NCommander> If this Wrangler is in good shape
[13:08:05] <NCommander> I think I have a car
[13:10:09] <chromas> But will they throw in the logo paintjob for free?
[13:12:51] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back to bending code to his will
[13:13:35] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: the last codebender
[13:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost bald enough
[13:15:07] * crutchy is thinking about improving security of his stoopid bot
[13:15:27] <crutchy> but is feeling very lazy
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[13:16:36] <exec> 00,04h00,07i00,08 00,09w00,12e00,02e00,06d00,04s00,07!
[13:16:46] <weeds> good morning
[13:17:13] <crutchy> ~time ks
[13:17:14] <exec> [Google] 6:17am Friday (CDT) - Time in Kansas, USA
[13:17:35] <crutchy> ~time cdt
[13:17:36] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:17:34 am
[13:17:37] <exec> [Google] Information about the time zone abbreviation CDT Central Daylight Time - where it observed and when it is observed.
[13:17:49] <crutchy> wtf google?
[13:19:03] <crutchy> spits out time for ks but not cdt?
[13:19:27] <chromas> Bing also doesn't do cdt so Google's probably just copying MS
[13:20:03] <NCommander> ~time cst
[13:20:04] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:20:02 am
[13:20:05] <exec> [Google] 3 Aug 2013 ... Looking for the current time in US Central Time Zone now? Central Standard Time (CST) in USA & Canada / CDT in Summer. - -
[13:20:05] <crutchy> or they're both copying altavista :-P
[13:20:31] <NCommander> It returns the "correct" time for the timezone, but doesn't look at CDT/CST w.r.t. to names
[13:20:33] <crutchy> ~time nh
[13:20:34] <exec> [Google] 7:20am Friday (EDT) - Time in New Hampshire, USA
[13:20:59] <NCommander> ~time newfoundland
[13:21:00] <exec> [Google] 8:50am Friday (NDT) - Time in Newfoundland, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
[13:21:04] <NCommander> Well that works
[13:21:26] <crutchy> ~time hell
[13:21:27] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:21:24 am
[13:21:39] <NCommander> ~time hell, mi
[13:21:40] <exec> [Google] 7:21am Friday (EDT) - Time in Hell, MI, USA
[13:21:55] <NCommander> EDT?
[13:22:44] <chromas> Well if it wasn't DST it wouldn't be hell, now, would it?
[13:23:05] <crutchy> ~time space
[13:23:06] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:23:04 am
[13:23:06] <exec> [Google] Time+Space offer a massive range of Virtual Instruments, VST Plugins, Sample CDs, DVDs, Hardware and Sample Libraries for download, all available to ...
[13:23:27] <crutchy> ~time tiem
[13:23:28] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:23:26 am
[13:23:29] <exec> [Google] A cool way to say time You think its 1337 but its actually retarded.
[13:23:37] <NCommander> ~time tranquility base
[13:23:39] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:23:36 am
[13:23:39] <exec> [Google] Tranquility Base (Latin: Statio Tranquillitatis) is the site where humans first landed on the Moon and .... Jones, Eric M. "The First Lunar Landing, time 102:36:21".
[13:23:58] <NCommander> ~time middle of nowhere, ks
[13:23:59] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:23:56 am
[13:24:01] <NCommander> ah
[13:24:04] <NCommander> ~time middle of nowhere
[13:24:05] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:24:03 am
[13:24:06] <exec> [Google] This time last year, Emayatzy Corinealdi won Best Actress for her role in MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! Tonight, we salute Michael B. Jordan for winning Best Actor!
[13:24:29] <chromas> ~time _NSAKEY
[13:24:30] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:24:27 am
[13:24:30] <exec> [Google] #2 is incorrect -- all symbols were stripped, both _KEY and _NSAKEY. Symbol ..... of classified documents, without having to go to Microsoft each time to
[13:24:44] <NCommander> ~time NCommander
[13:24:45] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:24:43 am
[13:24:46] <exec> [Google] 28 Jun 2013 ... Posted by NCommander at 6:38 PM 6 comments: ... In addition, since I switched to using Kubuntu full time, this is the first time I've seen ...
[13:24:49] <NCommander> O_o;
[13:24:53] <NCommander> That's a fucking old post
[13:24:58] <crutchy> ~time soylentnews
[13:24:59] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 11:24:56 am
[13:24:59] <exec> [Google] [paulej72] Upcoming changes to Soylent News. ... Welcome to SoylentNews! ... Now Farhad Manjoo at the New York Times has spent a week and a half living off ...
[13:25:09] <chromas> Why does _NSAKEY speak only on SN and not here or ever lose connection?
[13:25:25] <crutchy> ~define farhad manjoo
[13:25:41] <exec> error: command timed out
[13:25:48] <NCommander> ~define true false
[13:25:53] <exec> true false: unable to find definition
[13:26:00] <chromas> ~define frontbutt
[13:26:01] <NCommander> Hugely apprioate
[13:26:04] <exec> frontbutt: unable to find definition
[13:26:05] <NCommander> ~define stargate
[13:26:08] <exec> stargate: unable to find definition
[13:26:16] <crutchy> ~define dog
[13:26:18] <exec> [urbandictionary] dog: Not a cat. Gotta love Blackadder.
[13:26:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define rule 34
[13:26:35] <exec> rule 34: unable to find definition
[13:26:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fail
[13:26:45] <crutchy> need to add more sources
[13:27:24] <crutchy> ~define special
[13:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> UD has rule 34. multi-word not working?
[13:27:26] <exec> [urbandictionary] special: adj. Euphemism for having a disability, esp. a behavioral or mental disability; low-functioning mental retardation in particular. Synonyms: differe...
[13:27:48] <chromas> Yeah; not sure why though
[13:28:12] * chromas can't find the tab with the source repo
[13:28:51] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: should be
[13:28:59] <crutchy> ~define poop deck
[13:29:02] <exec> [urbandictionary] poop deck: The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.
[13:29:22] <chromas> ~definepoopsicle
[13:29:25] <crutchy> ~define 1 2 3 4
[13:29:26] <chromas> ~define poopsicle
[13:29:30] <exec> 1 2 3 4: unable to find definition
[13:29:31] <exec> [urbandictionary] poopsicle: A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!
[13:29:48] <crutchy> ~define ncommander
[13:29:53] <exec> ncommander: unable to find definition
[13:30:01] <crutchy> ~define doorsnoker
[13:30:02] <exec> [soylent] doorsnoker: the ssid of crutchy's wifi router thingy
[13:31:17] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: its prolly the hackery that i used to parse the html
[13:31:40] <crutchy> i'm just pretend to be a programmererer
[13:31:57] <chromas> Doing better than most
[13:32:07] <chromas> At least it's not VB hackery
[13:36:32] <crutchy> https://github.com
[13:38:02] <crutchy> should update the echo "IRC_MSG thing to use the privmsg function in lib.php
[13:38:28] <chromas> hah; I was just thinking about that
[13:40:19] <crutchy> hmm should trunc defs longer than 700 chars rather than taking a dump
[13:40:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> trunc them at 697 and add ...
[13:41:32] <crutchy> i don't even know where 700 came from
[13:41:34] <chromas> Dear Internet, today I learned the word "poopsterbate"
[13:43:46] * crutchy tries the oblivion colour scheme in gedit to be more like php storm
[13:44:51] * crutchy needs to reverse the colour sensors in his eyeses to discern anything in new colour sceme
[13:48:06] <crutchy> something's definitely wrong with xlefay
[13:48:49] <crutchy> poor bugger
[13:50:52] <crutchy> he gets excited just talking about servers... and his has been off for ages
[13:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly joined the marines and busy with boot camp
[13:51:52] <crutchy> do they have marines in netherlands?
[13:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> netherlands? prolly just stoned then.
[13:53:08] <crutchy> don't think he would have told us if he joined a service
[13:53:16] <crutchy> lol doubt it
[13:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> might as well go big if you're going to speculate
[13:55:23] <crutchy> dunno
[13:55:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> alien abduction. secret NSA plant to monitor our subversive activities.
[13:55:48] <crutchy> maybe he got bitten by a mutant spider and went onto greater things
[13:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> took a job as the bearded lady at a circus
[13:57:26] <crutchy> maybe "he" is really a "she" and maybe she is the woman in the red dress
[13:57:48] <crutchy> dammit i want the blue pill
[13:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i want to not have to count seconds in code to figure out token expiration.
[14:00:50] <crutchy> ascii pr0n in matrix code ftw
[14:03:07] <crutchy> ~define rule 34
[14:03:12] <exec> rule 34: unable to find definition
[14:03:17] <crutchy> :-/
[14:05:12] <crutchy> ~define rule 34
[14:05:17] <exec> rule 34: unable to find definition
[14:05:30] <crutchy> ah
[14:05:32] <crutchy> You are being <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34">redirected</a>
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[14:07:05] <crutchy> ~define rule 34
[14:07:10] <exec> rule 34: unable to find definition
[14:12:10] <chromas> What if you convert spaces to plusses?
[14:12:31] <chromas> For the query
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[14:17:05] * NCommander needs to get ready to get ont eh LIRR
[14:17:10] <NCommander> Yay for mass transit
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[14:19:01] <Bytram> NCommander: g'morning!
[14:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> mass transit FML. if i'm gonna do a sardine impression, everybody better be naked.
[14:20:49] <Bytram> NCommander: quick question before you go? ByLaws mention "employee"; are we intentionally precluding contractors?
[14:21:39] <Bytram> NCommander: FYI: I added a question about this in Article V section 6.
[14:22:22] <NCommander> Bytram, I'd see if coverd by that, but maybe a terminology rework
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[14:24:07] <Bytram> NCommander: thanks. the record keeping for an employee (W2's, tax withholding, worker's comp, etc) are significant, but there are restrictions on what/how a 1099 contractor can be required to do and how. (Section 1706 of the tax code, IIRC, as well as much stuff with Fair Harbor" provisions)
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[14:25:50] <Bytram> NCommander: one other quick question? Article IV Membership: Is a "member" intended to be a PERSON or a SITE?
[14:26:03] <Bytram> we need to clarify.
[14:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Damn, I'm done with this except for pulling the auth callback daemon in to the main script and forking it but I'm not sure I have room for another instance of conky.
[14:37:50] <NCommander> Bytram, we don't have members specifically
[14:38:18] <NCommander> Bytram, membership has a specific meaning; with NFPs that have members they're used to elect the board of directors, and have a *lot* of additional rules that go w/ it
[14:38:40] <NCommander> Bytram, I think its saner if the board merely appoints their own successors; if need be, we can address this later
[14:38:49] <Bytram> NCommander: hrmmm. Okay...
[14:39:10] <Bytram> NCommander: I was looking at: "At the time of incorporation, the Foundation shall have no members."
[14:39:24] <Bytram> and there is a question: "ISSUE: what is a member"
[14:40:52] <Bytram> NCommander: oh. So member implies Board Member? (i.e. Pres/treas/sect/VP)?
[14:41:00] * Bytram is so confused!
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[14:42:57] <NCommander> Bytram, membership refers to people who pay dues to an organization to be part of its management
[14:43:18] <NCommander> Bytram, i.e., a library NFP would have members that then have an active say with the running of the library, and can run for and vote for the board of directors
[14:43:24] <NCommander> Most NFPs have no members (i.e. Wikimedia Foundation)
[14:43:44] <Bytram> NCommander: Ah! (Yet another "english" word that doesn't mean what I think it does.) :/
[14:45:21] <Bytram> I'll put in a rough definition soon for that in the terminology section.
[14:45:35] <Bytram> got someting to do right now; back in a few minutes
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[14:50:58] <crutchy> sleep++
[14:50:58] <deadpeas> karma - sleep: 1
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[14:55:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, found a spot
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[14:58:54] <NCommander> Bytram, I think we're going to likely have to remove most of the terminology section
[14:59:14] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, ping, I'm looking at speeding up my timeline to vehicle acquestion, with luck, we can go to NH soonish
[15:01:56] <Bytram> NCommander: I defer to your experience; just wanted to avoid inconsistencies: "The same thing in two different places soon isn't"
[15:04:36] <Bytram> in a language grammar, I'd say the ByLaws have quite a few non-terminal symbols. =)
[15:05:50] <mattie_p> I'm looking up membership right now, it is essentially what a shareholder is in a for-profit company, with a few obvious changes based on status
[15:06:01] <mattie_p> source: http://www.nolo.com
[15:06:24] <Bytram> mattie_p++
[15:06:24] <deadpeas> karma - mattie_p: 16
[15:07:17] <mattie_p> also, we're working on two simultaneous things here. 1 is the incorporation of the foundation. 2 is the operation of the SN site (which will later be a member site of the foundation)
[15:07:54] <mattie_p> just want to make sure we don't confuse those two, not that we've done that so far
[15:09:25] <Bytram> mattie_p: ok. so the "ByLaws" pertain to #1; #2 is (as far as I know) not yet in progress. Right?
[15:10:25] <mattie_p> Bytram: bylaws are part of 1. 2 is ongoing, but as an independent association right now. SN has not yet become a member site of the foundation, as the foundation does not exist
[15:10:46] <mattie_p> we'll have to write a charter for SN as part of 2 in order to bring it into the foundation
[15:11:03] <Bytram> mattie_p: got it! Merci Buckets!
[15:12:22] <mattie_p> I know, right?
[15:13:18] <Bytram> mattie_p: It feels like I need a "meta" doc to tell me where all the real docs are and what they mean and what they are supposed to accomplish.
[15:13:27] * Bytram thinks computers are MUCH more deterministic!
[15:14:19] <mattie_p> I don't think you'll find that here, we're all stumbling through the process
[15:16:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, put one on the wiki
[15:18:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Great idea, but I really don't know what the whole overriding structure is supposed to be!!!
[15:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> best guess it then. maybe if we have an incorrect or partial page, mattie_p or NCommander or someone will fix it up all shiny.
[15:20:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Great Idea! Be my guest! =)
[15:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've already got plenty to occupy my morning. and also i don't really care. =P
[15:20:56] <mattie_p> Hrm, if I get a chance I'll write something up today
[15:21:11] <mattie_p> I'll be heading out tonight and offline for about 48 hours tho
[15:21:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking unicode+perl. fucking unicode+conky.
[15:23:27] <Bytram> mattie_p: thanks! I can worry my way through updating a wiki page, but that's about it. Kinda still a newbie there.
[15:24:28] <NCommander> mattie_p, exactly correct
[15:24:39] <NCommander> mattie_p, SN will be semi-automous within the LN umbrella
[15:25:01] <NCommander> Aside from the guidelines set via the bylaws + laws regarding funds used by a NFP, its essentially self-deterministic
[15:25:01] <mattie_p> NCommander: I'm wondering if we should state in the foundation bylaws that the foundation will not be a membership NFP
[15:25:43] <NCommander> mattie_p, I think I have something like that. Part of me wonders though if membership is a *good* idea, though I thing I rather see a system where member sites can have representives on the board of directors, which each member site can choose how they appoint
[15:25:52] <NCommander> (i.e., SN can get someone from the community to serve as a liason or something)
[15:27:29] <mattie_p> members vote on and approve the board of directors. we'd have to establish functionality for member meetings (probably on an annual basis) and how someone becomes a member
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[15:27:59] <Blackmoore> mornin
[15:28:24] <mattie_p> ie each member site appoints someone for the member meetings, or people can sign up to become members (how?)
[15:29:10] <mattie_p> we'd have to discuss that in detail, NCommander
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[15:31:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be an initiation involving sheep and paddles
[15:32:31] <mattie_p> or money, lots and lots of money
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[15:32:41] <Blackmoore> *grr..*
[15:34:50] <NCommander> mattie_p, no kidding. My idea is the community is interfaced to the member site via the charter (which is basically a site constituion), which in turn is plugged into LN
[15:35:03] <NCommander> mattie_p, think federal/state government model if you're having issues wrapping your brain around it
[15:37:01] <Bytram> NCommander: is it intended that a member site gets to vote at board meetings? Or, are they only there to present their perwspective/feedback? or ... ?
[15:37:48] <NCommander> Bytram, undecided
[15:38:09] <mattie_p> NCommander: only if the states still appoint US Senators, as they used to, rather than the direct elections of senators, and you are on point
[15:39:23] <NCommander> mattie_p, I'm for repealling the 17th amendment :-P
[15:39:24] * NCommander ducks
[15:39:24] <Bytram> NCommander: yeah, I can see it both ways. Board has 4 officers ==> 4 votes; atm SN ==> 1 vote; not so bad... have 10 member sites and ... we could have a coup?
[15:39:49] <mattie_p> bring out the torches again! glad I didn'
[15:39:56] <mattie_p> didn't pawn my pitchfork
[15:40:37] * Bytram quacks
[15:40:44] <NCommander> mattie_p, in seriousness, I understand why the US government uses direct election for the house of senators, but it means the house and the senate are essentially the same thing w/ different term limits
[15:41:26] <NCommander> Furthermore, it drastically reduced states power in influencing the federal government
[15:41:39] <NCommander> As designed, the senate was meant to represent state interests, and the house was meant to represent the people
[15:41:42] <Bytram> NCommander: on one level, yes, but the senate gives 2 seats per state so even little deleware and rhode island are as "powerful" as, say, california.
[15:41:45] <mattie_p> don't forget the filibuster :)
[15:42:49] <mattie_p> anyway, each member site gets to select their own method for appointing someone for board meetings via their charter
[15:42:57] <NCommander> Bytram, true, but the constituion limits what the Senate can pass, all budget things have to start in the house for instance
[15:43:19] <mattie_p> so in one site it could be elections for a term, in another site it could be rotating staff member, etc
[15:43:30] <NCommander> mattie_p, well, Im thinking the case of someone wants to do Groklaw 2.0
[15:43:36] <NCommander> Which would be a "passive" site compared to SN
[15:43:47] <Bytram> NCommander: yep. The more I learn about what they did back then, the more impressed I am at their foresight and wisdom.
[15:43:50] <Bytram> brb afk
[15:44:25] <mattie_p> same here, need to take daughter to school
[15:44:35] <NCommander> mattie_p, we could very well end up with a member site which is a single staff person
[15:48:25] * NCommander is debating which car lot to go to
[15:52:41] * NCommander is debating which car lot to go to today
[15:55:39] <mattie_p> NCommander: that would be fine. however, I'm concerned that if we allow sites to select voting members on the board of directors they won't have the goals of the foundation in mind.
[15:56:27] <mattie_p> each site will have its own goals, which are totally appropriate. but to hand over fiduciary responsibility to them is something else
[15:56:55] <mattie_p> not to mention that the board will have to ensure that our tax status is respected.
[15:57:12] <NCommander> mattie_p, yeah, that's part of why I'm so hestiant to go the membership route
[15:58:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, the eternal debate: will of the people vs people are bloody stupid and bastards to boot
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[15:58:37] <mattie_p> I agree. We could get some short term cash as a result of selling memberships or whatever, but the members then have control over the board. they essentially become our shareholders, with possible "outside interests and concerns"
[15:59:47] <NCommander> mattie_p, bingo
[16:00:05] <mattie_p> TheMightyBuzzard: when we're talking about establishing and maintaining NFP status due to financial management, I believe we need to be careful how we establish governance
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[16:01:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, if you can solve it to complete satisfaction of everyone, you're doing better than everyone else in history.
[16:01:50] <NCommander> Isn't the sign of a good compromise that everyone walks away unhappy?
[16:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup yup
[16:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i need a minion i can order to smack me in the back of the head when i start adding features before finishing the todo list.
[16:03:38] <Bytram> !todo
[16:03:38] <deadpeas> nothing todo for martyb ;]
[16:06:41] <NCommander> I bloody hate Kelly Blue Books site
[16:07:37] <paulej72> mattie_p: I think that we will have at least 5 board memebers to comply with NH law. Correct me if I am wrong NCommander
[16:08:11] <Bytram> mattie_p: with an EVEN number of board members, ties will be an issue.
[16:08:24] <mattie_p> 5 to sign incorporation documents, IIRC
[16:08:29] <mattie_p> minimum
[16:08:36] <NCommander> Five to sign, but I don't think they have to be voting
[16:08:50] <NCommander> I've found other "Voluntary Corporations" (NH term for NFPs) with only four
[16:09:03] <NCommander> Our bylaws are based off a template that had only four (that section relatively unedited from the original)
[16:10:34] <mattie_p> I'm not so worried about ties. If there is a tie that means more discussion is necessary. You could get ties anyway if a board member can't come to a meeting
[16:11:20] <mattie_p> generally there won't be any emergencies that require an immediate decision by the board where a clear consensus can't be established
[16:11:39] <mattie_p> if an immediate decision must be made then the officers of the NFP should make it
[16:12:04] <mattie_p> to be confirmed by the board at the next meeting. That's what the officers are for
[16:13:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> Two stories that I submitted are on the front page right now.
[16:14:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> I am inordinately proud of this fact.
[16:14:34] <mattie_p> AndyTheAbsurd++
[16:14:34] <deadpeas> karma - andytheabsurd: 4
[16:14:41] <mattie_p> you should be
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[16:19:46] <Woods> Woo! Nothing like starting the day with an internetnet outage.
[16:20:34] <paulej72> Wow Woods, posting via brainwaves :)
[16:21:15] <Woods> I already fixed it, duh, Paulej72.
[16:26:19] <Blackmoore> Woods: come on - we wanted to belive you could connect that way
[16:28:58] <Woods> Well I obviously can, but I fixed the outage as well.
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[16:31:52] <Blackmoore> oh! well - good job sir
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[16:32:33] <Blackmoore> I'm doing my best here by banging rock togethher at specific frequencies..
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[17:06:55] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd++
[17:10:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> If you ever order an Arduino Pro Micro from Adafruit industries...they aren't kidding, this thing is *tiny*.
[17:16:40] <weeds> why didn't you get karma?
[17:17:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> you had a space
[17:20:32] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Unveils New Dragon 2 Spacecraft - http://sylnt.us - elon-doesn't-need-the-advertising
[17:30:32] <weeds> foo
[17:30:43] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd++
[17:30:43] <deadpeas> karma - andytheabsurd: 5
[17:30:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> foo++
[17:30:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> foo++
[17:30:54] <deadpeas> karma - foo: 1
[17:31:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> foo--
[17:31:00] <deadpeas> karma - foo: 0
[17:31:01] <weeds> ha ha!
[17:32:49] <weeds> deadpeas: s/Spacecraft/-- Godzilla!/
[17:33:11] <weeds> going to lunch...
[17:59:14] * NCommander sighs
[18:00:50] <mattie_p> what's up, NCommander?
[18:05:36] <NCommander> mattie_p, I'm just really kinda "bleh" when it comes to buying a car
[18:05:54] <NCommander> mattie_p, and questioning my sanity that I'm srsly looking at buying a Jeep Wrangler
[18:06:24] <mattie_p> oh, I think my brother in law bought a jeep wrangler off ebay a few years back.
[18:06:42] <mattie_p> as for me, I hate buying cars. yet I seem to do it every couple of years anyway
[18:06:53] <NCommander> mattie_p, I managed to avoid it since 2007 when I bought my Tucson
[18:06:58] <mattie_p> nice!
[18:07:03] <NCommander> I won't have leased it to a friend if I *knew* I was going to get a new one
[18:08:04] <mattie_p> lets see, since 2007 I bought 2 cars: in 2011 and 2013.
[18:10:25] <mattie_p> Before that: lets see, damn, I can't even count them I think
[18:11:57] <mattie_p> 1998 olds, 2000 honda, 2001 saturn, 2002 caddy, 2004 saturn, 2005 buick, might be missing one in there somewhere
[18:13:13] <Landon> o.o
[18:13:46] <NCommander> mattie_p, I think I see your problem
[18:13:49] <Landon> I've only had 2 cars period
[18:14:04] <Landon> I'd probably still have the first car if I was better about keeping the gas tank > half full
[18:15:09] <mattie_p> my problem is I buy all junk cars that tend to break and cost more to repair then they are worth
[18:15:35] <mattie_p> although I did total one vehicle in a blinding rainstorm
[18:16:00] * mrcoolbp returns
[18:16:39] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: hire me for a chauffeur = )
[18:16:43] <mattie_p> I've never sold a car except as part of a trade
[18:21:27] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I'll drive you to NH with me
[18:21:30] <NCommander> I'm heading out to look at a jeep
[18:22:07] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: jeep = nice, how about tuesday?
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[18:23:09] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, assuming I have a car by then
[18:23:12] <NCommander> Here's hoping
[18:23:17] * NCommander is going to be a whole lot poorer soon
[18:23:39] <mrcoolbp> well you know what they say, a car is just a hole in the road you pour money into
[18:23:50] <mrcoolbp> (it doesn't stop at the purchase)
[18:24:07] <NCommander> As someone who has driven to 45 states and been to all 50, I know it :-P
[18:24:18] <mrcoolbp> you are in NY right now?
[18:25:01] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: if tusday doesn't work, I have friday off we can have as a backup day, but we should try to make this happen this week
[18:25:07] <mrcoolbp> (this week coming)
[18:37:08] <Blackmoore> heh i had a 76 chevy Impala.. biggest boat i ever had.
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[19:14:43] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 145
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[19:50:25] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - The Importance of Information Preservation - http://sylnt.us - we-are-not-special
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[20:22:15] <Landon> now _this_ is how customer service should be
[20:22:29] <Landon> had an issue with my alphagrip, so I emailed them about it
[20:22:58] <Landon> turn around < 1 day, they suggest sending me a new alphagrip to test out free of charge, with a 25% discount if I do keep it
[20:26:04] <mrcoolbp> nice landon
[20:26:24] * mrcoolbp is happy with his pebble steel that he just got, but it's a little less high-end then he was hoping
[20:26:42] <mrcoolbp> I scratched the screen on the first day too = (
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[20:30:12] <Landon> doh
[20:30:20] <Landon> I got really sad when I found a scratch on my phone screen after a year
[20:31:11] <mrcoolbp> yeah, tell me about it, it's right in the center of the screen
[20:31:29] <Landon> still work fine?
[20:31:36] <Landon> my old phone's touchscreen flaked out when I got a scratch on it
[20:31:40] <Landon> this one has been fine...
[20:31:47] <mrcoolbp> oh heck yeah, it's working pretty well actually
[20:31:53] <mrcoolbp> (it's not a touch screen BTW)
[20:32:10] <mrcoolbp> I did kinda bump it straight into a jagged rock, so it's not really a reflection on the pebble steel
[20:32:17] <Landon> oh
[20:32:23] <Landon> I guess a touchscreen watch WOULD be kind of silly
[20:32:37] <mrcoolbp> not "would"...is
[20:32:40] <mrcoolbp> go look at the gear
[20:33:12] <mrcoolbp> it's basically a smartphone on your wrist (and only compatible with a few samsung phones)
[20:33:23] <mrcoolbp> the pebble is pretty cool, basically the opposite approach
[20:33:48] <mrcoolbp> I mostly got it so that I could recieve text messages from other managers (and my wife) while at work
[20:34:32] <mrcoolbp> but having a configurable display watch (with weather, calender, diffrent faces I can change at a whim) is a nice bonus
[20:34:49] <mrcoolbp> and so is changing the music playing on my phone while in the shower = )
[20:35:52] <mrcoolbp> biggest complaint is that the build quality is that of a slightly cheaper "nice" watch, but it works
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[21:16:53] <Blackmoore> oh cripes. hide the beer!
[21:17:05] <arti> heh
[21:17:09] * arti waves at Blackmoore
[21:17:21] <Blackmoore> :)
[21:17:42] <Blackmoore> damn bot will drink us dry.
[21:19:44] <Blackmoore> *and I'm gonna be "protecting" the whiskey. in my gullet*
[21:20:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Snowden Interview on NBC - http://sylnt.us - nothing-to-hide-means-something-to-lose
[21:22:45] * arti did that last night
[21:22:56] <arti> slept like a champ, love me some balvenie
[21:27:50] <Blackmoore> I'll be into the tullemore Dew
[21:28:25] <Blackmoore> and hopefully that will deal with the aches and pains.
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[22:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> who was it wanted my perl script for yanking their facebook feed to console/conky/etc?
[22:16:11] <crutchy> chuck it to me and i can might be able to pm it here
[22:16:24] <crutchy> lol can might maybe
[22:17:02] <crutchy> exec can run perl
[22:18:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: it was me
[22:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://pastebin.com
[22:18:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> sorry, wasn't paying attention to this channel because I'm so many others.
[22:19:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> and by "so many", I mean "four". Plus my bitlbee window but that's not really IRC.
[22:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> does the pure text posts in your news feed, counts messages and notifications
[22:21:12] <crutchy> Facebook::OpenGraph, IO::Null, and Mojo?
[22:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, cpan is your friend
[22:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> beerware license. do wtfever you want with it and buy me a beer sometime if you like it and it's convenient.
[22:24:29] <chromas> Is that the WTF&beerPL?
[22:24:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> works for me
[22:25:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> essentially bsd license but i might get a beer one of these days.
[22:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> took about half as long to strip the debug code and hardcoded info out then go back and comment stuff as it did to hack together.
[22:27:48] <crutchy> is it Mojo - Duct tape for the HTML5 web!
[22:27:51] <crutchy> ?
[22:27:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[22:28:15] <chromas> IO::Null seems like a wrapper for something
[22:28:20] <chromas> Like /dev/null
[22:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> is. feel free to just open a filehandle to /dev/null instead if you prefer.
[22:29:24] <chromas> Nah. /dev/null is just a wrapper too :)
[22:29:34] <chromas> or anstraction
[22:29:34] <crutchy> i'm not a perl guy so whatever's easy :-P
[22:29:39] <chromas> s/n/b/
[22:29:40] <SedBot> <chromas> or abstraction
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[22:30:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yes, it absolutely does spawn a wee bitsy web server for a second or so to serve one request.
[22:31:43] <crutchy> does it need a port fwd?
[22:32:02] <crutchy> or just local
[22:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't. only traffic is local
[22:32:11] <chromas> /curse nat
[22:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> could use 127.0.0.1 but FB won't let you
[22:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> just using whatever your hostname is works and avoids headaches with DHCP
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[22:39:58] <crutchy> ~reload
[22:39:59] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[22:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, it may or may not play nicely with unicode by default. if you want it to for sure, put export PERL_UNICODE=AS in your .bashrc and it will once you . .bashrc or reboot or whatever.
[22:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> near as i can find, FB doesn't care how often you check as long as it doesn't exceed 600 requests in 600 seconds. mine's set to check once a minute.
[22:46:34] <crutchy> can i comment out my $pid = open3($in, $out, $out, "$browser_cmd '$auth_url'"); to have it just echo to stdout?
[22:47:08] <crutchy> or did i misunderstand that line
[22:47:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> misunderstood it
[22:47:38] <crutchy> k :-P
[22:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's what launches the auth dialog in your browser
[22:48:02] <crutchy> ~fb
[22:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, was too much work to build something that could parse and interpret with their wacky javascript nonsense
[22:50:10] <crutchy> ~fb
[22:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> it work from console?
[22:50:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TrueCrypt: Flaw in Container Creation Suspected - http://sylnt.us - some-settling-of-contents-may-have-occurred
[22:50:46] <crutchy> yup
[22:50:58] <crutchy> just working through the inc errors
[22:51:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth. ahh.
[22:51:12] <crutchy> found facebook.pm
[22:51:22] <crutchy> looking for json.pm now
[22:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't be any unless something's screwy in your perl environment.
[22:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> or are you only getting them through the bot?
[22:53:08] <crutchy> just linking to the downloaded extras
[22:53:24] <crutchy> ~fb
[22:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i just installed through cpan and let it worry about putting them in the right place.
[22:54:19] <crutchy> hmm i should prolly do this in #test
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[22:56:13] <crutchy> JSON defines neither package nor VERSION--version check failed at /nas/server/git/modules/Facebook-OpenGraph-1.22/lib/Facebook/OpenGraph/Response.pm line 7.
[22:56:29] <crutchy> i prolly should read the mojo readme i guess
[22:56:43] <crutchy> sorry the facebook readme
[22:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> how'd you install them?
[22:56:59] <crutchy> just extracted the tarball to a directory :-P
[22:57:13] * TheMightyBuzzard headdesks
[22:57:42] <crutchy> i added use lib lines though... thought that might be enough
[22:58:02] <crutchy> yeah i'm so not a perl guy
[22:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cpan install <module>
[22:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> downloads, builds, places them as appropriate
[22:59:08] <crutchy> cpan
[22:59:09] <crutchy> What approach do you want? (Choose 'local::lib', 'sudo' or 'manual')
[22:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> sudo ftw
[22:59:25] <crutchy> guessing default (local::lib
[22:59:33] <crutchy> lol
[23:00:32] <crutchy> don't even think sudo works
[23:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[23:00:55] <crutchy> hmm ok it does
[23:01:08] <crutchy> might have been older debian that disabled it if su was enabled
[23:01:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. both are enabled on mine.
[23:02:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> root neeeeeeds a password in case i hose my user account somehow.
[23:02:43] <crutchy> wholly carp
[23:02:46] <crutchy> cpan ftw eh
[23:03:03] <crutchy> looks like my exec term with all the shit flowing past
[23:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, builds em from source
[23:04:35] <crutchy> ooh
[23:04:38] <crutchy> t/100_low/25_signal.t ........................... 2/? # Cannot write response: Broken pipe at t/HTTPServer.pm line 192.
[23:05:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn thing has saved me from looking at so many useless "look, shiny" posts
[23:05:01] <crutchy> still going though
[23:05:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my own errors i'm okay debugging but they gotta debug their own.
[23:05:43] <crutchy> Running Build install
[23:05:44] <crutchy> make test had returned bad status, won't install without force
[23:05:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> on which?
[23:06:14] <crutchy> Facebook::OpenGraph
[23:06:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm....
[23:06:29] <crutchy> maybe cpan install -f Facebook::OpenGraph
[23:06:30] <crutchy> :-P
[23:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i say force the bitch
[23:06:45] <crutchy> or cpan install force Facebook::OpenGraph
[23:06:55] <crutchy> what's the force cmd?
[23:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> -f
[23:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> cpan -f -i Module::Foo
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[23:15:25] <crutchy> ~fb
[23:15:59] <chromas> You may also need an FB account
[23:17:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> really would help
[23:18:04] <crutchy> fuck. where does cpan install shit?
[23:18:17] <crutchy> Can't locate Facebook/OpenGraph.pm in @INC
[23:18:17] <chromas> use the commend which shit
[23:18:22] <chromas> :-)
[23:18:25] <crutchy> lol
[23:18:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> tf
[23:18:53] <crutchy> maybe i botched the cpan thing
[23:19:09] <crutchy> there was a lot of stuff rolling by that i didn't (couldn't) read
[23:19:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> doubt it. cpan's simple.
[23:19:37] <crutchy> ~fb
[23:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's in /usr/share/perl5/site_perl/Facebook/
[23:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> your mileage will vary
[23:20:42] <chromas> There's one problem
[23:20:52] <chromas> He needs metric
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[23:21:39] <crutchy> hi Subsentient, aqu4
[23:22:17] <Subsentient> crutchy: Just added ident/masks to logging for quits/joins/leaves"
[23:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> tobacco is a leaf, so cigarettes count as salad, yeah?
[23:22:47] <chromas> Time to merge aqu4 and Epoch
[23:22:58] <chromas> Only if you eat it; can you smoke a salad?
[23:23:13] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: only if you eat it, smoking does not count
[23:23:14] <chromas> Or, would you smoke a salad?
[23:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on how much dressing you use and how determined you are
[23:23:18] <chromas> You wouldn't download a bear
[23:23:28] <crutchy> and make aqu4poch
[23:25:30] <Blackmoore> !grab chromas
[23:25:32] <crutchy> wb Bender
[23:25:33] <Blackmoore> :(
[23:25:57] <Blackmoore> I would download a bear.
[23:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me. i'd totally download a bobcat though
[23:26:16] <crutchy> at bearagram.com
[23:26:28] * chromas notes that grabbot recently had to attend a sexual harrassment seminar
[23:26:36] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: beat e to the punchline with that
[23:26:43] <Subsentient> chromas: lol I'd be like systemd if Epoch had a built-in IRC bot. Systemd generates QR codes.
[23:26:57] <chromas> Also emacs
[23:27:01] <Subsentient> lol
[23:27:05] <crutchy> and unity
[23:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need a cat that doesn't have to worry about things like neighborhood dogs and cars cause he can whoop their ass.
[23:27:18] <crutchy> need unitypoch
[23:27:23] <chromas> Everything under one process yo dawg
[23:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, the better to make you go WTF with when it borks
[23:28:03] <Subsentient> lol we could replace PIDs with threads
[23:28:19] <crutchy> or knives and forks
[23:28:26] <chromas> ^
[23:28:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> SPOOOOOOON!
[23:28:37] <crutchy> i save that for my wife
[23:28:50] <crutchy> no spooning on my pyewta
[23:28:51] <chromas> Each programs gets as much CPU time as its threatening appearance and cutlery allows
[23:29:29] <crutchy> call directories 'drawers'
[23:29:33] <chromas> offensive multitasking
[23:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> preempt via intimidation, i like it
[23:30:38] <crutchy> hmm didn't amiga os call directories drawers?
[23:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, silky drawers then
[23:31:13] * crutchy takes pencils from all drawers
[23:31:17] <chromas> crutchy: you could try sporking
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[23:31:48] <crutchy> sporking on the interblags is a bit gay
[23:31:58] <crutchy> not that there's anything wrong with that :-P
[23:32:14] <chromas> ~define ghey
[23:32:21] <chromas> reall ynow
[23:32:25] <exec> error: command timed out
[23:32:27] <chromas> exec:
[23:32:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, that's 90s thinking. you gotta be gay man sex cheerleaders now or you're a homophobe.
[23:32:38] <crutchy> ~define interblag
[23:32:45] <crutchy> lol
[23:32:46] <iamasoycow> 8===============)(===============8
[23:32:48] <exec> error: command timed out
[23:32:53] <crutchy> dammit
[23:32:58] <chromas> iamasoycow: ~define docking
[23:33:12] <Blackmoore> moo
[23:33:16] <iamasoycow> 8==================)~~~~~~~~(=============8
[23:33:19] <crutchy> ~reload
[23:33:19] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[23:33:22] <crutchy> ~moo
[23:33:23] <exec> (__)
[23:33:23] <exec> (oo)
[23:33:23] <exec> /------\/
[23:33:24] <exec> / | ||
[23:33:24] <exec> * /\---/\
[23:33:24] <exec> ~~ ~~
[23:33:25] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[23:33:41] <crutchy> sorry almost everything starts with a ~ now
[23:33:50] <crutchy> ~define interblags
[23:33:51] <chromas> ~~
[23:33:55] <exec> [wolframalpha] interblags: interval | detailed definition
[23:34:03] <chromas> ~define ghey
[23:34:08] <paulej72> ~time moon
[23:34:10] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 09:34:06 pm
[23:34:10] <exec> [Google] Calculate moonrise and moonset times as well as the altitude, distance and when the moon passes the meridian.
[23:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet zombie jesus, facebook makes me miss geocities.
[23:34:24] <paulej72> ~weather moon
[23:34:24] <exec> error: command timed out
[23:34:27] <exec> Weather for GREATER PITTSBURGH INTERNATIONAL , PA, United States at 2014-05-30 20:51:00 (UTC) ~ 0.7 hrs ago:
[23:34:28] <exec> temperature = 75.9°F (24.4°C) dewpoint = 48°F (8.9°C)
[23:34:28] <exec> barometric pressure = 1020.7 mb ~ change of -0.7 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 37%
[23:34:28] <exec> wind speed = 4 mph (6.4 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[23:34:51] <paulej72> fuck weather knows moon, but not time
[23:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather uranus
[23:34:59] <exec> Weather for Kodiak, AK US at 2014-05-30 19:04:00 (UTC) ~ 2.5 hrs ago:
[23:34:59] <exec> temperature = 49°F (9.4°C) dewpoint = 47.1°F (8.4°C)
[23:34:59] <exec> barometric pressure = 997.1 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.1 hrs relative humdity = 92%
[23:34:59] <exec> wind speed = 10 mph (16 km/h) wind direction = 96°
[23:35:01] <chromas> ~time _NSAKEY
[23:35:02] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 09:34:59 pm
[23:35:03] <exec> [Google] #2 is incorrect -- all symbols were stripped, both _KEY and _NSAKEY. ..... Isn't it funny that this time it may be an honest misunderstanding on Mickeysoft's part ...
[23:35:10] <chromas> ~weather _NSAKEY
[23:35:12] <exec> Weather for "_NSAKEY" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[23:35:24] <crutchy> wholly carp!
[23:35:30] <Subsentient> $time Imeuta_City
[23:35:30] <aqu4> Fri 2014-05-30 09:35:29 PM Imeuta_City
[23:35:57] <crutchy> ~time Imeuta_City
[23:35:58] <exec> [Google] 6:35am Saturday (JST) - Time in Omuta, Fukuoka, Japan
[23:36:18] <crutchy> ~time Imeuta City
[23:36:20] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 09:36:17 pm
[23:36:20] <exec> [Google] 11 Feb 2013 ... Equipment rental. Store located in Salt Lake City, Utah.
[23:36:26] <Subsentient> $time Imeuta/Gieba
[23:36:26] <aqu4> Fri 2014-05-30 09:36:25 PM Imeuta/Gieba
[23:36:38] <crutchy> ~time Imeuta City gieba
[23:36:39] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 09:36:36 pm
[23:36:40] <exec> [Google] Find reviews, trailers, release dates, news, screenshots, walkthroughs, and more for Omerta: City of Gangsters here on GameSpot.
[23:36:51] <crutchy> google sux ass
[23:37:19] * Subsentient snickers at everyone's assumption he's sane
[23:37:40] <chromas> ~time techtv died
[23:37:42] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 09:37:38 pm
[23:37:42] <exec> [Google] At the time of his death he was working as a senior editor of MP3 and Digital ... network TechTV, where he was a senior technology analyst for TechTV Labs.
[23:38:35] <chromas> ~define snigger
[23:38:56] <exec> error: command timed out
[23:39:05] <chromas> ~define cromulence
[23:39:20] <crutchy> exec is outputting the entire urbandictionary html
[23:39:26] <exec> error: command timed out
[23:39:27] <Subsentient> $define Snigger
[23:39:29] <aqu4> Snigger: Snickers flavored n*****
[23:39:31] <crutchy> maybe they changed their source a bit
[23:39:38] <chromas> no censor
[23:40:04] <chromas> They got too many exec hits without ad loads
[23:40:26] <Subsentient> crutchy: I'll give you a hint.
[23:40:28] <chromas> Not that anybody loads ads
[23:40:33] <Subsentient> $time Crutchy's_Mom
[23:40:34] <aqu4> Fri 2014-05-30 09:40:32 PM Crutchy's_Mom
[23:40:48] <Subsentient> She's so fat she has her own timezone
[23:41:05] <chromas> Looks like she shares it with all the other locations aqu4 knows
[23:41:13] <Subsentient> $time MST
[23:41:13] <aqu4> Fri 2014-05-30 02:41:12 PM MST
[23:41:21] <crutchy> that's just mean
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[23:41:28] * Subsentient hits the "I don't think so Tim" button
[23:41:56] <Subsentient> crutchy: Aww cmon I'm just kidding.
[23:41:56] * chromas says $time aqu4's balls
[23:41:56] * crutchy hits the 'subsentient is being a poo sniff' button
[23:42:01] <crutchy> lol
[23:42:22] <Subsentient> crutchy: She replies UTC for timezones she doesn't know.
[23:43:14] <crutchy> ~fb
[23:43:30] <Subsentient> Imeuta is a fictional station-cluster city in orbit of a blue dwarf in Universe 2. Gieba is a district of Imeuta. It's inhabited by white furred lemur things with poison stingy-tails.
[23:44:35] <crutchy> ~time inyeta
[23:44:35] * Subsentient notices his crazy is showing
[23:44:36] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 09:44:32 pm
[23:44:36] <exec> [Google] Hudson's Supermarket and the Harrison Daily Times will reward some area cooks for sharing their culinary skills and creativity this summer. harrisondaily.com ...
[23:44:39] <crutchy> ioos
[23:44:49] <crutchy> fuck can't tyep
[23:44:54] <arti> agreed
[23:45:04] <crutchy> ~time imeuta
[23:45:05] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 30 May 2014, 09:45:02 pm
[23:45:06] <exec> [Google] Unified Confederacy of Imeuta wrote: I'm thinking, we could set a date and time, and all just raid the living crap out of the black riders.
[23:45:51] <Subsentient> Aaaand that's my nationstates
[23:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe it's time for a mid-afternoon nap
[23:47:06] <Subsentient> crutchy: what's exec written in?
[23:47:14] <Subsentient> where's the source?
[23:47:16] <arti> php!
[23:47:22] * Subsentient pukes on arti
[23:47:23] <arti> github!
[23:47:43] * arti does the puke finger thing with his ass, mine will be grosser
[23:47:56] <Subsentient> lollll
[23:48:01] <crutchy> arti is that github!.org
[23:48:11] <arti> yes, actually it should be uppercase
[23:48:14] <arti> GITHUB!
[23:48:20] <arti> pronounced th
[23:48:30] <Subsentient> Gith ubb.
[23:48:34] <arti> correct
[23:48:42] <crutchy> ~isdown gitpub.org
[23:48:43] <exec> gitpub.org: Error connecting to "gitpub.org".
[23:48:46] <arti> man, i should do a webcast and pronounce it like that
[23:48:53] <Subsentient> lol
[23:49:01] <arti> thweet things are pothible with github
[23:49:33] * arti considers doing this
[23:49:37] <chromas> githulu
[23:49:43] <arti> i'll think about it some more, greetings btw crutchy and Subsentient
[23:49:44] <crutchy> me too arti... I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!
[23:50:26] <arti> crutchy: seriously, i watch so many webcasts, and i'm usually more surprised when there isn't someone with a lisp
[23:50:43] <crutchy> you mean lithp
[23:50:49] <arti> HATE SPEECH!
[23:50:52] <Subsentient> Yeah, all the really really nerdy ones.
[23:50:55] * arti kicks dirt at crutchy
[23:51:05] * Subsentient pukes on arti
[23:51:13] <crutchy> ew
[23:51:14] * arti probes for an eruption
[23:51:22] <crutchy> ew'er
[23:51:33] <arti> check out my new stache
[23:51:34] * aqu4 pukes on arti
[23:51:37] * aqu4 pukes on arti
[23:51:42] * aqu4 pukes on arti more
[23:51:49] <arti> superlative puking please
[23:51:56] * Subsentient pukes on arti
[23:51:58] * aqu4 pukes on arti
[23:52:02] <arti> pukes on arti MOST.
[23:52:04] <chromas> More burritos?
[23:52:06] <crutchy> su PERL -ative
[23:52:09] <Subsentient> $burrito arti
[23:52:10] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[23:52:11] <Subsentient> $burrito arti
[23:52:11] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[23:52:14] <Subsentient> $burrito arti
[23:52:14] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[23:52:20] <arti> lol, so what'cha having for dinner Subsentient?
[23:52:33] <Subsentient> arti: Peanut butter and canned beans.
[23:52:43] <arti> do you blend it?
[23:52:54] <Subsentient> Of course! A good gerbil is one with the peanut butter.
[23:53:12] * arti imagine a giant gerbil at the helm
[23:53:32] <Subsentient> Ahh snap
[23:53:36] <Subsentient> Fortune Days just came on
[23:53:41] <Subsentient> Favorite song of all time
[23:53:53] <Subsentient> The Glitch Mob - Fortune Days
[23:53:56] <arti> so, does this mean we can resume the ritual
[23:54:03] * arti readies the iced tea spoon
[23:54:08] <Subsentient> Their new album is shit, but Drink The Sea is a masterpiece.
[23:54:29] <arti> i've got one of theirs, it was alright. i listened to it a few times and kinda wandered off
[23:54:34] * Subsentient found their new album to be disturbing
[23:54:41] <arti> like ICP disturbing?
[23:54:48] <Subsentient> Yeah kinda
[23:54:53] <Subsentient> Juggalos lol
[23:54:56] <arti> indeed
[23:55:06] <arti> hold on, i got a rad craigslist picture of a juggalo
[23:55:26] -!- FunPika [FunPika!~FunPika@Soylent/Staff/Wiki/FunPika] has joined #Soylent
[23:55:26] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v FunPika] by juggler
[23:55:38] <arti> http://cdn2-b.examiner.com
[23:55:46] <arti> oh
[23:55:49] <arti> its missing the best picture
[23:56:10] <arti> http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
[23:56:11] <arti> the bottom one gets me every time
[23:56:45] <crutchy> ~define snigger
[23:56:46] <exec> [urbandictionary] snigger: To laugh at the misfortune of another. liberal-fearing peoples will use snicker instead, since it sounds like the word nigger, a racist term.
[23:57:20] <arti> "WOOP WOOP!"
[23:57:36] <crutchy> some idiot made the script echo the html of urbandictionary page to the terminal
[23:57:49] <chromas> ~define niggard
[23:57:51] <exec> [urbandictionary] niggard: A miser; a stingy person. The word is not in any way related to the negroid race.
[23:57:58] <Subsentient> arti: Got a better one
[23:57:59] <Subsentient> http://universe2.us
[23:58:03] <chromas> It is in court
[23:58:26] <chromas> Looks like Ronald McDonaly
[23:58:31] <chromas> /s/y/d/
[23:58:32] <arti> have you seen the videos of the giant icp gatherings?
[23:58:53] <arti> they're up there with the giant LARP battles
[23:59:09] <arti> LIGHTNING BOLT!
[23:59:29] <crutchy> now you just sound like a power ranger
[23:59:35] <Subsentient> lol
[23:59:43] <arti> i think the red one did man porn
[23:59:46] <swiss> http://slickdeals.net so i bought this, we'll see how it is
[23:59:47] <Subsentient> yeah Juggalo is why clowns scare people
[23:59:56] <arti> nothing to do with IT