#Soylent | Logs for 2014-05-29

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[00:08:09] <paulej72> what is nice we have infinite password lengths.
[00:08:27] <chromas> woohoo!
[00:08:55] <paulej72> at least on dev :)
[00:08:56] * chromas gets a million monkeys-on-typewriters on standby
[00:09:19] <crutchy> hmm
[00:09:39] <chromas> oops wait a minute! That one's an orangutan! You there! Take his typewriter away!
[00:09:44] <crutchy> we could devise some nasty tests for this password thing ;-P
[00:11:33] <paulej72> what was funny, the old system used a 20 char limit on passwords. but the system saved the passwords as a fixed length hash. There was never a need for a maximum length.
[00:12:46] <Blackmoore> *watch out! that one is a Babboon, and it's got poo!*
[00:13:24] <chromas> luftbabbons++
[00:13:25] <deadpeas> karma - luftbabbons: 1
[00:14:29] <paulej72> I guess in this case the luftbabbon is a bomber not an attack figher given its payload
[00:15:55] <chromas> stores much-needed password entropy in his backlog
[00:17:07] <crutchy> ~reload
[00:17:08] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[00:17:16] <crutchy> test
[00:17:21] <paulej72> http://www.youtube.com
[00:17:42] <crutchy> ~join #*
[00:17:47] <crutchy> test
[00:17:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[00:17:55] <deadpeas> karma - luftballons: 10
[00:17:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballoons++
[00:17:59] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 43
[00:18:03] <crutchy> :-D
[00:18:17] <crutchy> made a chat funnel :-P
[00:18:45] <chromas> Toothless grin indicates accomplishment :D
[00:18:58] <crutchy> outputs all privmsgs from all channels that exec is lurking in into #*
[00:19:52] <Blackmoore> luftballoons++
[00:19:52] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 44
[00:19:53] <Blackmoore> luftballoons++
[00:19:53] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 45
[00:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> whiskey++
[00:20:05] <deadpeas> karma - whiskey: 1
[00:20:13] <Blackmoore> luftbabboons++
[00:20:13] <deadpeas> karma - luftbabboons: 1
[00:20:16] <paulej72> scotch++
[00:20:16] <deadpeas> karma - scotch: 2
[00:20:27] <crutchy> now i can see where the action is from just one place :-)
[00:20:28] <chromas> porn++
[00:20:28] <deadpeas> karma - porn: 1
[00:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that too
[00:20:34] <paulej72> burboun++
[00:20:34] <deadpeas> karma - burboun: 1
[00:20:44] <Blackmoore> rum++
[00:20:44] <deadpeas> karma - rum: 1
[00:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis an irish whiskey kind of afternoon though
[00:21:06] mrcool|afk is now known as mrcoolbp
[00:21:39] <chromas> inc(bacon++)++
[00:21:41] <paulej72> http://www.youtube.com
[00:23:29] <crutchy> ~rainbow blah blah test
[00:23:29] <exec> 00,04b00,07l00,08a00,09h00,12 00,02b00,06l00,04a00,07h00,08 00,09t00,12e00,02s00,06t
[00:23:54] <paulej72> ~rainbow eat shit and die
[00:23:54] <exec> 00,08e00,09a00,12t00,02 00,06s00,04h00,07i00,08t00,09 00,12a00,02n00,06d00,04 00,07d00,08i00,09e
[00:26:19] <chromas> exec: s/(.)/:D/g
[00:26:20] <SedBot> <chromas> <exec> :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
[00:26:29] <chromas> aw, need the color bytes
[00:32:10] <Blackmoore> alright - gnight folks.
[00:32:20] <crutchy> night Blackmoore
[00:32:31] <crutchy> i'm about to head off to workipoos
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[00:33:04] <crutchy> cyas
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[01:11:29] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - FTC Calls for Congress to Regulate Big Data - http://sylnt.us - too-little-too-late
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[01:38:02] <Ethanol-fueled> what's up bro.
[01:42:30] <stderr_dk> MrBluze: Ping?
[01:42:38] stderr_dk is now known as stderr
[01:43:31] <SpallsHurgenson> I think MrBluze is like Cthulhu; you have to say his name three times to summon him :)
[01:43:47] <stderr> Ok...
[01:43:57] <stderr> MrBluze... MrBluze... MrBluze...
[01:44:06] <chromas> Does APK work like that? hosts hosts HOSTS
[01:44:14] <stderr> chromas: DON'T!!!
[01:44:40] <SpallsHurgenson> has APK migrated from /. to sn yet?
[01:44:55] <chromas> Imagine the IRC flooding from one reply
[01:45:12] <SpallsHurgenson> (I tend not to browse at -1 )
[01:45:37] * chromas browses -1 at all times
[01:46:51] <paulej72> some people need to browse at -1 just to see their own posts :)
[01:48:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I sort of wish anonymous cowards would start higher than 0. Can we have a .5 score for ACs? :)
[01:59:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Seriously, are there any users who are in karma hell bad enough to post -1 as default?
[02:00:12] <Ethanol-fueled> spalls: yeah, it's regrettable, the many good AC comments that go unnoticed just because they're stuck at teh same baseline as downmods.
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[02:00:44] <SpallsHurgenson> I was just wondering that; can registered users get a 0 (or -1) default for posts because of bad karma?
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[02:00:56] <Ethanol-fueled> spalls - in Slashdot they could :)
[02:00:59] <arti|lt> sweet, it works.
[02:01:05] * Ethanol-fueled knows from experience
[02:01:06] <arti|lt> greetings from lighttable
[02:01:10] <Ethanol-fueled> sup arti
[02:01:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I know you could get a (sort of) +1 karma bonus; I didn't know it worked the other way around
[02:01:47] <arti|lt> i'm in the office today, saw an IRC plugin for lighttable
[02:01:58] <chromas> Can karma go negative?
[02:02:06] <Ethanol-fueled> spalls: honestly I don't know if it was a built-in thing or a curse the admins would give if too many people complained.
[02:02:46] <SpallsHurgenson> heheh, an IRC plug-in for a programming IDE? :)
[02:02:58] <Ethanol-fueled> but many at the other site, including me during the latter days, were stuck at -1
[02:03:16] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: isn't that what GVIM is?
[02:03:24] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: hah, I thought he meant the photo tool
[02:05:19] <SpallsHurgenson> does it randomly add tabs and change words to different colors so the IRC chat looks like a program to anyone standing a few feet away? :)
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[02:12:19] <arti|lt> that would be sweet
[02:12:21] <arti|lt> it's pretty basic
[02:12:34] <arti|lt> the status tab is loaded, and any channel tabs
[02:13:06] <arti|lt> i really like the rainbow brackets, different colors for different nest levels
[02:16:06] <SpallsHurgenson> but it makes the source so readable!
[02:16:24] <SpallsHurgenson> that's no way to ensure your employment!
[02:17:26] <arti|lt> that's easy, just keep adding features!
[02:18:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I think you need to visit ioccc.org and take a few lessons from the masters :)
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[02:23:55] <J053> Hey - how come the submit page isn't working?
[02:24:58] <chromas> Did you give your submission a title and stuff?
[02:25:26] <J053> Yeah - but the preview button just keeps going back to the edit page
[02:25:29] <paulej72> J053: you need to set a topic
[02:26:01] <J053> Ooops - my bad. Thanx!
[02:26:32] <paulej72> need to fix that for the next version
[02:28:08] <J053> Nah - makes sense. Maybe tell the user what's missing specifically rather than just bouncing back to the same page?
[02:28:36] <paulej72> the code is probably there just broken is some manner.
[02:29:02] <stderr> ... like the rest of the site.
[02:31:57] <stderr> If MrBluze shows up, can you ask him to triple-check that he has done everything he needs to do regarding the domain transfers? It's been more than 5 days now and I still don't have the domains. :-(
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[02:40:35] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Margarine Consumption and Divorce Linked - or Not - http://sylnt.us - statistical-abuse
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[02:42:40] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I use bacon grease for all my cooking needs!
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[02:44:05] <SpallsHurgenson> speaking of cooking...
[02:47:34] <stderr> And speaking of bed (I just did), I'm out...
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[03:21:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Time for alcohol.
[03:22:23] <chromas> ah oh
[03:23:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I apologized last night about my pig disgusting behavior last Sunday morning, but nobody but Ncommander was here to hear it, and he had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
[03:23:29] <Ethanol-fueled> So, I apologize again, like a typically disgusting and remorseful drunk.
[03:23:43] <chromas> lol
[03:23:58] <Ethanol-fueled> But, dammit, Rob Malda does drink bull semen, He said so himself in a blog. Puts hair on his chest, he said.
[03:24:23] <chromas> I, for one, enjoy your SN/ /. posts
[03:24:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I was talking about here, actually
[03:24:48] <chromas> I know
[03:25:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Rob said that Kathleen Fent was going to leave him for a Black man if he didn't man up.
[03:26:24] <Ethanol-fueled> So he licensed himself as a breeder so that he could buy straws of semen from providers.
[03:27:11] <Ethanol-fueled> He was going to drink it the old-fashioned way but didn't want to be kicked or gored by a feral beast.
[03:28:08] <chromas> So that's why he sold to dice
[03:28:30] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - to support his habit?
[03:29:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus, that's gotta suck...going to a 12-step meeting..."Hi, I'm Rob and I'm addicted...to bull semen."
[03:30:09] <Ethanol-fueled> "Coats my throat like the goat's wild oats"
[03:33:18] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm
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[03:41:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Gonna take off, later fellas!
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[04:31:59] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Should the Goverment Decide What the Press Prints? - http://sylnt.us - anyone-who-expects-to-give-up-freedom-for-security-will-get-neither
[04:34:05] <MrBluze> stderr: i checked and re-approved the transfer, not sure if i missed that step before, apologies
[04:35:59] <arti|lt> sounds like a good 5ms time out would suffice
[04:36:13] <arti|lt> make sure you face the wall
[04:39:37] <MrBluze> arti|lt: what's lt?
[04:45:39] <MrBluze> stderr: transfer completed
[04:46:23] <MrBluze> stderr: sorry about that delay, i must have not noticed that option
[05:06:37] <boioioing> ~rainbow luftballons++
[05:06:43] <boioioing> damn
[05:08:05] <SpallsHurgenson> try, try, try again
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[06:02:35] <arti> :)
[06:02:50] <arti> MrBluze: lt is LightTable
[06:03:09] <swiss> luftballons++
[06:03:09] <deadpeas> karma - luftballons: 11
[06:03:11] <arti> an editor written in clojure
[06:03:22] <arti> greetings swiss
[06:03:30] * arti offers butterscotch candies
[06:03:35] <swiss> hallo
[06:03:47] <arti> es geht gut mit dir?
[06:11:13] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - TrueCrypt Discontinued, Compromised? - http://sylnt.us - Another-one-bites-the-dust
[06:17:51] <swiss> huh?
[06:18:44] <swiss> i'm not fluent in german :P
[06:18:45] <arti> ^- whats up?
[06:19:30] <swiss> lol, not much
[06:19:38] <swiss> sorta cleaned my car's carpet today
[06:19:48] <swiss> then it was a lot of work and I stopped trying so much
[06:19:51] <arti> sorta? so clean water fell upon it?
[06:20:03] <arti> yeah, i totally will pay to have it detailed
[06:27:32] <swiss> nah, i sprayed it
[06:27:36] <swiss> this is my project car
[06:27:53] <swiss> i bought carpet cleaner
[06:28:08] <swiss> i don't believe a detailing place would take kindly to it
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[06:30:08] <arti> as long as your money is good who cares what they think :P
[06:34:25] <swiss> lol
[06:34:32] <swiss> i like making friends with the car places
[06:34:50] <arti> that include gas stations?
[06:35:46] <swiss> if i have to go inside and talk, yeah
[06:35:57] <swiss> i like making friends with the car places
[06:36:00] <swiss> er
[06:36:01] <swiss> i'm cool with the one by my house
[06:39:04] <arti> i bought a sandwich for a guy yesterday, that's worth some friend points
[06:40:25] <swiss> the trick is tipping big the first time
[06:40:34] <swiss> then tipping decently in the future
[06:40:47] <swiss> if you learn a name or two, they're even cooler
[06:41:01] <swiss> but then you walk in and they'll offer you the free crap, or mention new stuff
[06:41:13] <arti> o.o for gas?
[06:41:30] <swiss> more like in the convience stores if you go in
[06:41:49] <arti> i buy fuel and car washes, i pay at the machine most of the time
[06:41:50] <swiss> like you'll get a drink, and they'll charge you for a single size less
[06:42:04] <swiss> yeah, that's why i was sayin if i had to go inside and talk, i made friends :P
[06:42:32] <swiss> my dad kinda taught me to do this... the in and out near our house gave him a christmas package for free cause they liked him enough
[06:43:09] <arti> do you guys tip at mcdonalds?
[06:43:12] <swiss> the collision center gave me an excellent deal on a repaint cause I knew the guy, and I did all the pre-work
[06:43:22] <arti> and you tip there too
[06:43:33] <swiss> well, that's a cash place
[06:43:45] <swiss> and the trick is to never ask for change back, and never use less than 20's
[06:44:04] <swiss> so if they charge me $1150, i end up paying $1200
[06:44:34] <swiss> but then when I was like "You know, I want this painted sooner, and I don't mind doing some of the work ahead of time if it'd speed it up"
[06:44:54] <swiss> he taught me to sand down my car, had me do it, and charged me less than half of what he usually charges, saying that I did most of the work for the paintjob
[06:50:09] <arti> well that's pretty cool
[06:50:15] * arti wishes he had more customers like swiss
[06:51:21] <swiss> see, you would treat your customers better too
[06:51:31] <swiss> in the end it actually works out a hell of a lot better for both parties
[06:52:07] <swiss> i got what I wanted (better customer service, cheaper options) and he got what he wanted (flexible customer, easier pay, no fights)
[06:52:24] <swiss> it happens with my parts guy too, I always round up to the next 20 when buying parts from him for my car
[06:52:51] <swiss> now I have some of the fastest orders, and if he thinks something is a bad deal, he'll tell me, then try to get a better price on it
[06:52:58] <swiss> and he gives me prices closer to what he orders them for
[06:53:33] <arti> i like it when people give me more money for nothing :D
[06:53:56] <arti> i hear if you tip the parking meters, they give out more time
[06:54:21] <arti> as for your $1150 thing
[06:54:24] <arti> i'd ask for a cash discount
[06:54:46] <arti> my main tipping expense is bartenders
[06:54:56] <arti> fuck waiting
[06:56:18] <JamesNZ> Tipping isn't very common in NZ.
[06:56:21] <arti> followed by restaurants, where I don't serve myself or i'm picking up food there's
[06:56:33] <arti> JamesNZ: how's it work at pubs?
[06:57:12] <arti> just the change basically?
[06:57:14] <JamesNZ> arti: AFAIK people only tip if they want to.
[06:57:23] <swiss> arti: that's the other thing... I don't really ask for discounts
[06:57:40] <JamesNZ> arti: Not sure really, I can't even remember the last time I was in a pub :P
[06:57:43] <arti> swiss: when it's cash, i do
[06:57:50] <arti> why? because no paper trail
[06:57:53] <swiss> eh, I'd rather they decide to like me more
[06:58:04] <swiss> if they want to give a cash discount, they usually tell me
[06:58:10] <arti> if they don't i pay with card
[06:58:37] * arti has worked with enough businesses
[06:58:51] <swiss> i could do that, and prob save a bit of money
[06:59:06] <swiss> the money i save just isn't worth it to me
[06:59:35] <arti> i've saved plenty, hence asking :)
[06:59:47] <arti> i deal with a lot of cash businesses
[06:59:48] <swiss> i mean, i could call my parts guy up tomorrow morning and ask for a water pump that day, and he'd have it in that evening without any extra charge for me
[07:00:16] <swiss> and i think i save more from him doing that than the $5 here, $5 there that I have spent rounding up
[07:01:29] <arti> how much would tax be for that guy on that money?
[07:02:08] <swiss> idk, i don't think he charges me tax anymore
[07:02:35] <swiss> he knows i'll pay cash, and i notice my prices dropped significantly after the 3rd or 4th time I bought from him
[07:02:44] <swiss> also, if I find anything cheaper online, he beats it
[07:02:51] <arti> we're reaching the same objective via different means
[07:03:12] <swiss> right
[07:03:26] <swiss> also, if i do that to a place and they don't treat me a lot better, I generally stop going there
[07:03:53] <swiss> it's much easier to get the best deal when they want to give me the best deal vs me trying to argue my way into the best deal
[07:04:05] <arti> it's not really an argument
[07:04:14] <arti> fuck haggling
[07:04:35] <swiss> i mean that I don't have to ask for things
[07:04:47] <swiss> also, i do it to the dennys near my house
[07:04:54] <swiss> i've gotten SO MUCH cool stuff out of that
[07:05:07] <swiss> they were doing pumpkin seasoning in their coffee, but they knew I didn't drink coffee
[07:05:14] <swiss> but i mentioned I loved pumpkin
[07:05:25] <arti> you could pull that off if you had breasts
[07:05:27] <swiss> they started bringing out my hot chocolate with the pumpkin seasoning
[07:05:28] <swiss> <3
[07:05:33] <swiss> i didn't even ask for it
[07:05:43] <arti> not directly
[07:05:44] <swiss> he just showed up and was like "Here.... I think you'll enjoy this"
[07:06:01] <swiss> i ordered normal hot chocolate
[07:06:12] <arti> what if you were allergic to pumpkin, and you omitted that
[07:06:21] <swiss> they just made it and brought it out, and said "If you don't like it, i'll go back and make a regular hot chocolate for you"
[07:06:22] <arti> I LOVE PUMPKINbutican'thaveit
[07:06:41] <swiss> eh, he knew i wouldn't be a dick about it if that were the case
[07:06:54] <swiss> they sometimes bring out bits of new menu items that they think are good
[07:07:05] <swiss> and they've stopped me from ordering a few things they knew weren't very good
[07:07:28] <swiss> and i just always tip 17% + whatever rounds that up to the next dollar
[07:07:35] <arti> jesus
[07:07:49] <swiss> $5.50 check? $7 total.
[07:08:02] <arti> i hope you tip your mortgage guy
[07:08:05] <swiss> lol
[07:08:35] <swiss> honestly, it's not that big a deal to me. I don't like change, and I like round numbers. But to them, looking at percentages, it's a big deal
[07:08:38] <arti> i love how the tip % keeps creeping up
[07:09:27] <arti> hmm, should predict when it'll pass 20%
[07:19:08] <arti> http://www.today.com
[07:19:30] <arti> i like how you pay tips on the tax too
[07:25:12] <arti> http://www.huffingtonpost.com the comments are lively
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[08:44:31] <Popeidol> I always assumed mandatory tipping was a government tactic
[08:44:46] <Popeidol> to enforce a minimum level of math skills in the population
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[08:51:11] <MrBluze> stdhell: transferr done
[08:51:26] <MrBluze> with my apologies i thought i'd done all the steps
[09:11:29] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - "Government Gag Orders Violate Free Speech" - http://sylnt.us - Having-no-mouth
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[09:27:25] <NCommander> Evening all
[09:27:30] <NCommander> hey MrBluze
[09:28:40] <crutchy> evening NCommander
[09:29:47] * NCommander is debating what to write to El Abrieto
[09:29:50] <NCommander> (aka, the lawyer)
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[09:31:44] <MrBluze> hi NCommander
[09:31:50] <MrBluze> how are things?
[09:32:02] * MrBluze is in an airport lounge in europe
[09:32:23] <crutchy> fun
[09:32:27] <MrBluze> i never got in touch with xlefay, so i have no idea what happened to him
[09:32:51] <crutchy> my parents are in belgium atm
[09:32:52] <MrBluze> crutchy: its not so bad, the coffee is a bit weak, the bircher muesli was ok, but im avoiding the booze
[09:33:13] <MrBluze> im leaving the netherlands today
[09:33:37] <NCommander> MrBluze, heading home?
[09:33:44] <MrBluze> nah onto sweden
[09:33:48] * NCommander has never been to Netherlands; one of the few major EU countries I'm missing
[09:33:57] <MrBluze> amsterdam is really different
[09:34:06] <MrBluze> eyepoppingly different in places
[09:34:56] <NCommander> MrBluze, reminds me of my time in the Balkins
[09:35:04] * NCommander notes Sarajevo remains one of my top cities in the world
[09:35:04] <crutchy> NCommander: re lawyer, i'd start with "do you work pro bono?"
[09:35:16] <MrBluze> NCommander: re: the lawyer, keep it as simple as possible, they are highly trained to extract the maximum $ from their client
[09:35:22] <NCommander> MrBluze, I'm aware
[09:35:23] <MrBluze> like a hooker
[09:35:42] <MrBluze> i havent been to sarajevo
[09:35:46] <NCommander> My mom expects (given what she experience w/ her incorporation (for-profit granted)) I'm looking at a few thousand in lawyer fees
[09:35:53] <MrBluze> next time i wanna go to madrid and see the gaudi stuff
[09:36:27] * NCommander does some git rebasing for work :-/
[09:36:27] <crutchy> and get a bull horn up the arse?
[09:36:37] <MrBluze> NCommander: yeah that's painful
[09:36:40] <MrBluze> oh, crutchy that's painful too lmao
[09:36:58] <NCommander> I haven't rebased in ~2 months
[09:37:00] <NCommander> This is going to suck
[09:37:03] <MrBluze> nah i am opposed to bull runs and all that .. i like architecture, art, whatever
[09:37:08] <crutchy> rebased?
[09:37:20] <NCommander> I'm doing work on porting UEFI to a new platform
[09:37:31] <MrBluze> amsterdam has a museum for everything.. i nearly went into the museum of medieval torture
[09:37:49] <crutchy> MrBluze: there are some really funny youtubes of the bull runs where the bulls win
[09:38:14] <MrBluze> lol.. yeah when the sweetmeats are small at the spanish boutique restaurants, u know who won
[09:38:43] <crutchy> hmm "museum of medieval torture" in amsterdam... you went to a bar then?
[09:39:12] <MrBluze> crutchy: lmao - yeah why go to a museum when u can just go to a sex shop and see it all in action
[09:39:32] <MrBluze> NCommander: i hear the name decision is imminent?
[09:39:43] <NCommander> MrBluze, indeed
[09:39:46] <crutchy> librenews?
[09:39:52] <NCommander> crutchy, that's the NFP, not the site name
[09:39:59] <crutchy> please no bacon
[09:40:08] <NCommander> Its not bacon
[09:40:09] <MrBluze> btw, u can have the libre-news tld's i bought, NCommander
[09:40:09] <MrBluze> if u want them
[09:40:19] <MrBluze> bacon is gonna be used for summin else already
[09:40:28] <NCommander> MrBluze, sure
[09:40:33] <MrBluze> not in competition
[09:40:46] <MrBluze> libre-news.org / net / com
[09:41:25] <crutchy> libre-news.org can be like the apache.org of news
[09:41:40] <MrBluze> that'd be awesome
[09:42:08] <MrBluze> .. this airport lounge is the crappiest ive been in so far .. asians do it better
[09:42:37] <crutchy> sounds dirty
[09:42:45] <crutchy> in both senses
[09:42:51] <MrBluze> not if they are hygenic ;)
[09:43:53] <MrBluze> there was this joke about the difference between heaven and hell
[09:44:36] <MrBluze> ie: who are the mechanics, the cooks, the police, the organizers, the lovers
[09:45:17] <MrBluze> NCommander: if the name is not gonna be bacon, then the contenders i saw were all ok
[09:49:20] <crutchy> techmatters or whatever it was kinda looked ok
[09:50:20] <crutchy> its at least something i would mention to my wife
[09:50:40] <crutchy> i have never uttered the word soylent to anyone
[09:51:23] <crutchy> hey mrbluze... i made a chat aggregator thismorning :-)
[09:52:16] <crutchy> well, it just regurgitates every privmsg it receives and repeats it in a single channel... i guess thats aggregating?
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[10:07:33] <chromas> "I'm your host, Dr crutchy, and you're watching LNN"
[10:08:16] <chromas> LNNCommander
[10:09:12] <chromas> Brought to you by bacon and the letter F
[10:09:15] <crutchy> "what does the N stand for?"
[10:09:22] <crutchy> "i don't know"
[10:09:30] <crutchy> eeeeeeeeheeeeheeeeeheeeew
[10:09:45] * chromas should have said the letter beta
[10:10:16] <Popeidol> launching our own television station is the obvious next step
[10:10:17] <chromas> Lol
[10:13:05] <chromas> We can also start up a source code host, baconforge, and maybe a job match service called Spinner
[10:13:49] <crutchy> and an idiot soapbox site called blitter
[10:14:26] <chromas> Ooh that's were we do cool graphics tricks
[10:14:56] <crutchy> with windows gdi only
[10:15:11] <chromas> Lament our Amigas
[10:15:33] <crutchy> we can animate text boxes
[10:15:34] * chromas never had one but used the one at a local TV station
[10:16:10] <chromas> Yes, simple graphics in 160 characters
[10:16:16] <crutchy> back when they had the internet on computers
[10:16:39] <crutchy> and saying that was actually funny
[10:16:52] <crutchy> now its just a sad reminder
[10:17:19] <crutchy> of a time when fridges didn't come with a privacy policy
[10:17:46] <Popeidol> we're already resurrecting old ideas that were ruined by corporations
[10:18:02] <Popeidol> so tv and newspapers is the obvious next step
[10:18:13] <Popeidol> after that: the telegraph!
[10:19:33] <crutchy> wowoh slow down egghead
[10:19:56] <crutchy> i'm still catching up to the newspaper
[10:20:01] <chromas> Amana may tell google of the presence of your pants in order to better serve you ice
[10:20:18] <crutchy> ~time pants
[10:20:19] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 29 May 2014, 08:20:16 am
[10:20:19] <exec> [Google] from the white men cant jump video game. people would shout out dumb things like homey beef, and timepants. I have no idea what it means.
[10:20:40] * chromas is slow on the virtual keyboard this morning
[10:21:01] <chromas> I didn't know there was a videogame
[10:21:29] <crutchy> it must have been before the telegraph
[10:21:48] <stderr> MrBluze|afk: The domains has been transferred to the registrar, I'm using. But the registrant is still you and I'm trying to change that. You'll probably get some emails to confirm that change.
[10:21:55] <crutchy> ~define homey beef
[10:22:09] <crutchy> define homey beef
[10:22:10] <exec> [urbandictionary] homey beef: The boys, the ones you not only like, but trust.
[10:22:26] <chromas> define home skillet
[10:22:31] <exec> [wolframalpha] home skillet: 1 | noun | where you live at a particular time\n2 | noun | housing that someone is living in\n3 | noun | the country or state or city where you live\n4 | noun | (baseball) base consisting of a rubber slab where the batter stands; it must be touched by a base runner in order to score\n5 | noun | the place where you are stationed and from which missions start and end\n6 | noun | place where something began and flourishe
[10:22:57] <chromas> time home skillet
[10:23:04] <crutchy> ~time
[10:23:04] <exec> alias "~time" requires additional trailing argument
[10:23:09] <chromas> ~time home skillet
[10:23:11] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 29 May 2014, 08:23:07 am
[10:23:15] <stderr> #define WEIRD "define usage"
[10:23:56] <chromas> define stdout
[10:24:01] <exec> stdout: unable to find definition
[10:24:20] <crutchy> need to add google for define slops
[10:24:35] <crutchy> define slops
[10:24:39] <exec> [wolframalpha] slops: 1 | noun | wet feed (especially for pigs) consisting of mostly kitchen waste mixed with water or skimmed or sour milk\n2 | noun | cheap clothing (as formerly issued to sailors in Britain)
[10:24:58] <crutchy> aww urbandictionary fail
[10:25:20] <chromas> joojle-define toot
[10:26:36] <crutchy> ooh
[10:27:10] <crutchy> Ubisoft apologises for Australian stunt bomb scare - http://phys.org
[10:27:17] <chromas> ~define Perl necklace
[10:27:39] <crutchy> i should just make everything tildy
[10:27:43] <crutchy> define
[10:27:43] <exec> alias "define" requires additional trailing argument
[10:29:19] <crutchy> ~reload
[10:29:19] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[10:29:21] <chromas> Because real boobs beep and stuff
[10:29:28] <crutchy> lol
[10:29:29] <chromas> Bombs
[10:29:34] <crutchy> ~define
[10:29:34] <exec> alias "~define" requires additional trailing argument
[10:30:17] <chromas> ~define bobomb
[10:30:22] <exec> bobomb: unable to find definition
[10:30:39] <crutchy> ~define dabomb
[10:30:43] <exec> dabomb: unable to find definition
[10:30:46] <chromas> ~define baconoma
[10:30:50] <exec> baconoma: unable to find definition
[10:31:01] <crutchy> ~define stderr
[10:31:05] <exec> stderr: unable to find definition
[10:31:14] <chromas> ~define bakonomi
[10:31:17] <crutchy> ~define nerdogram
[10:31:18] <exec> bakonomi: unable to find definition
[10:31:21] <exec> nerdogram: unable to find definition
[10:31:38] <crutchy> ~define facepalm
[10:31:40] <exec> [urbandictionary] facepalm: • . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~., . . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-., . . . . .. ....
[10:31:42] <stderr> #define BROKEN_BOT exec
[10:31:57] <crutchy> con/con
[10:31:58] <exec> 00,12
[10:31:58] <exec> 00,12 12,00 Soylent 00,12
[10:31:58] <exec> 00,12
[10:31:59] <exec> 00,12 A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C0011E36 in VXD VMM(01) +
[10:31:59] <exec> 00,12 00010E36. The current application will be terminated.
[10:31:59] <exec> 00,12
[10:31:59] <exec> 00,12 * Press any key to terminate the current application.
[10:32:00] <exec> 00,12 * Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will
[10:32:00] <exec> 00,12 lose any unsaved information in all applications.
[10:32:01] <exec> 00,12
[10:32:01] <exec> 00,12 Press any key to continue _
[10:32:02] <exec> 00,12
[10:32:08] <chromas> ~define choad
[10:32:10] <exec> [urbandictionary] choad: Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.
[10:32:56] <chromas> ~define Soylent
[10:33:01] <exec> Soylent: unable to find definition
[10:33:18] <chromas> ~define cmdrtaco
[10:33:22] <exec> cmdrtaco: unable to find definition
[10:33:30] <crutchy> ~define-add Soylent fuck beta!
[10:33:33] <exec> Soylent fuck beta!: unable to find definition
[10:33:54] <chromas> ~time cube
[10:33:55] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 29 May 2014, 08:33:52 am
[10:33:55] <exec> [Google] Statements from an aggressive adherent of "nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-day time cube."
[10:34:08] <crutchy> ~define-add Soylent fuck beta!
[10:34:09] <exec> definition for term "Soylent" set to "fuck beta!"
[10:34:27] <chromas> ~time hosts
[10:34:28] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 29 May 2014, 08:34:25 am
[10:34:28] <exec> [Google] The table below lists the time servers used by the NIST Internet ...
[10:35:12] <chromas> $ddg hosts
[10:37:35] <crutchy> lol
[10:37:43] <crutchy> ~define poop deck
[10:37:44] <exec> [urbandictionary] poop deck: Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may ...
[10:38:06] <chromas> ~define poop loop
[10:38:07] <exec> [urbandictionary] poop loop: Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may ...
[10:38:27] <chromas> ~define poopdeck
[10:38:31] <exec> poopdeck: unable to find definition
[10:38:45] <chromas> Seems like it only sends the first word
[10:38:58] <chromas> ~define poop chute
[10:38:59] <exec> [urbandictionary] poop chute: Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may ...
[10:39:10] <crutchy> hmm
[10:39:24] <crutchy> wonder who scripted that?
[10:39:31] <chromas> ~define poop dogg
[10:39:32] <exec> [urbandictionary] poop dogg: Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may ...
[10:40:09] <chromas> Adhesive medical strips
[10:40:48] <chromas> ~time Adhesive medical strips
[10:40:50] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 29 May 2014, 08:40:47 am
[10:40:50] <exec> [Google] Materials and Adhesives Expertise for Medical Devices and Wound Care
[10:42:14] <crutchy> ~define poop deck
[10:42:21] <exec> [urbandictionary] poop deck: The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.
[10:42:31] <swiss> why am i still up
[10:42:55] <crutchy> ~define poop dogg
[10:43:01] <exec> poop dogg: unable to find definition
[10:43:10] <crutchy> ~define poop loop
[10:43:15] <exec> poop loop: unable to find definition
[10:43:58] <chromas> The box of bandages Dib receives are bacon scented "Boo-Boos"
[10:44:30] <chromas> ~define poop cola
[10:44:36] <exec> poop cola: unable to find definition
[10:44:37] <crutchy> ~define mongoose dog
[10:44:42] <exec> mongoose dog: unable to find definition
[10:44:48] <crutchy> aww
[10:46:05] <chromas> ~time mongoose dog
[10:46:06] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 29 May 2014, 08:46:04 am
[10:46:07] <exec> [Google] User:Darkinvaderdoomirken. Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery hey guys i am not blocked anymore and.
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[10:56:01] <chromas> ~time bacon scented boo boos
[10:56:03] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 29 May 2014, 08:56:00 am
[10:56:03] <exec> [Google] Accoutrements Mr. Bacon's 2.5 Oz Bacon Flavored Toothpaste $5.98 .... Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x ..... love these for boo boos.
[11:00:46] <Brylarke> o.0
[11:10:22] <crutchy> yeah that one was creepy
[11:25:12] * crutchy wonders if there is a way to access the latest comments posted on SN
[11:25:30] <crutchy> like an rss type thing
[11:26:06] <NCommander> crutchy, there's a slashbox that shows you highest moderated in the last few days
[11:26:18] <crutchy> hmm could try polling by comment id to keep track'
[11:29:29] <crutchy> hmm would also need to poll discussion id, and that would be just trollish
[11:30:14] * crutchy opens slashcode github to have a squiz @ comments.pl
[11:44:07] * NCommander hands crutchy loads of brain bleach
[11:44:13] <NCommander> crutchy, you'd probably better off hooking into the RSS generator
[11:44:21] <NCommander> Its in one of the slashd tasks
[12:04:35] <crutchy> i can do comments.pl?sid=2080
[12:05:39] <crutchy> and then scrape the comments to keep track of sid/cids
[12:11:36] <crutchy> hmm http://soylentnews.org or http://soylentnews.org
[12:11:44] <chromas> atom
[12:11:44] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Changing Face of Radio Disttribution - http://sylnt.us - Hypnotic-Narration
[12:11:48] <chromas> rss is broken for now
[12:11:56] <chromas> deadpeas: s/tt/t/
[12:11:56] <SedBot> <chromas> <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Changing Face of Radio Distribution - http://sylnt.us - Hypnotic-Narration
[12:12:00] <crutchy> ta
[12:12:22] <chromas> Atom's cooler anyway
[12:12:35] <crutchy> cos it's nuculer?
[12:12:39] <chromas> Plus it gives me a candy bar
[12:12:53] <crutchy> or nucooler
[12:12:59] <chromas> Poop Cola candy (wanring: candy made entirely of sawdust)
[12:13:24] <crutchy> wanring to rule them all
[12:13:44] <chromas> was wanring if anyone would notice
[12:14:14] <crutchy> don't worry i wanring any bells
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[12:23:01] <exec> 00,02h00,06i00,04 00,07k00,08o00,09n00,12o00,02m00,06i00,04!
[12:54:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:54:10] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 139
[13:18:59] <crutchy> ~reload
[13:18:59] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[13:35:15] <crutchy> ~php strpos
[13:35:16] <exec> mixed strpos ( string $haystack , mixed $needle [, int $offset = 0 ] )
[13:35:41] <Brylarke> Does this mean I can no longer type
[13:35:44] <Brylarke> php sucks
[13:36:30] <chromas> ~php < fpc
[13:36:31] <exec> script error
[13:40:33] <crutchy> chromas, this is what rolled by on the terminal when you typed that: http://pastebin.com
[13:41:54] <crutchy> i prolly should put a file_exists on the function file lookup
[13:43:12] <chromas> ~php < /etc/fstab
[13:43:13] <exec> script error
[13:43:46] <chromas> ~php < /etc/fstab | php exec
[13:43:46] <exec> script error
[13:44:40] <chromas> Break break break! 😂
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[13:48:18] <crutchy> http://paste.ubuntu.com
[13:48:21] <crutchy> not sure
[13:48:28] <crutchy> looks pretty normal i think
[13:48:46] <crutchy> except for the file not found warnings
[13:51:16] * chromas tries harder
[13:52:34] <crutchy> the input isn't filtered but it's inserted in the middle of a path/filename
[13:52:40] <crutchy> not sure if that's useful or not
[13:53:17] <crutchy> $html=file_get_contents("/nas/server/git/data/php_manual/php-chunked-xhtml/function.".$msg.".html");
[13:54:42] <crutchy> there's possibly other more vulnerable scripts
[13:56:58] <Brylarke> probably*
[14:11:13] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Use Oracle's UPL, Abandon Your IP - http://sylnt.us - What's-yours-is-mine
[14:12:24] <crutchy> deadpeas: s/IP/pants/
[14:12:24] <SedBot> <crutchy> <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Use Oracle's UPL, Abandon Your pants - http://sylnt.us - What's-yours-is-mine
[14:13:21] <crutchy> it's a pity ciri isn't listening
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[14:14:01] <exec> 00,02h00,06i00,04 00,07b00,08y00,09t00,12r00,02a00,06m00,04,00,07w00,08e00,09e00,12d00,02s
[14:15:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:15:49] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 140
[14:16:36] <weeds> good morning
[14:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, weeds
[14:18:10] <weeds> good morning Mr. Buzzard
[14:19:14] <weeds> So should we start a new luftballons that is spelled correctly?
[14:21:23] <crutchy> nah spelin kurekeli iz wai ofaraytud
[14:22:00] <crutchy> and balloons are fun
[14:22:28] * crutchy has nfi what either luftballoons or luftballons are anyway :-P
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[14:24:11] <chromas> They're what we need 99 of
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[14:25:48] <crutchy> i thought maybe luftballoons are what new zealanders use for air transport
[14:26:15] <crutchy> hmm actually that might be leftballoons
[14:26:21] <crutchy> :-P
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[14:28:33] <crutchy> aww no bite
[14:36:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[14:36:57] <deadpeas> karma - luftballons: 12
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[14:42:39] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Woods] by juggler
[15:00:56] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[15:00:57] <exec> bool in_array ( mixed $needle , array $haystack [, bool $strict = FALSE ] )
[15:03:28] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[15:03:28] <exec> bool in_array( mixed $needle , array $haystack [, bool $strict = FALSE] )
[15:03:48] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[15:03:48] <exec> boolin_array(mixed$needle,array$haystack[,bool$strict=FALSE])
[15:04:00] <crutchy> hmm
[15:04:10] <crutchy> hmm
[15:04:14] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[15:04:14] <exec> bool in_array( mixed $needle , array $haystack [, bool $strict = FALSE] )
[15:05:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> does exec respond to everyone or just you?
[15:05:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~php for
[15:05:33] <exec> function not found
[15:06:20] <crutchy> mostly everyone
[15:06:29] <crutchy> off commands are for me only
[15:06:39] <crutchy> like ~q (quit) :-P
[15:07:19] <crutchy> *some (dunno how i typed off instead of some)
[15:07:37] <crutchy> maybe i meant odd or something
[15:08:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather KSPG
[15:08:32] <exec> Weather for "St. Petersburg United States" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:08:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> really now
[15:08:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> zip codes?
[15:08:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[15:08:53] <exec> Weather for ST PETERSBURG WHITTED AIRPORT , FL, United States at 2014-05-29 11:53:00 (UTC) ~ 1.3 hrs ago:
[15:08:53] <exec> temperature = 77°F (25°C) dewpoint = 71.6°F (22°C)
[15:08:53] <exec> barometric pressure = 1015.9 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 83%
[15:08:53] <exec> wind speed = 8 mph (12.8 km/h) wind direction = 160°
[15:09:14] <crutchy> ~weather st petersburg united states
[15:09:16] <exec> Weather for St Petersburg, FL US at 2014-05-29 12:27:00 (UTC) ~ 0.7 hrs ago:
[15:09:17] <exec> temperature = 77°F (25°C) dewpoint = 72.8°F (22.7°C)
[15:09:17] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.4 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 86%
[15:09:17] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 8°
[15:09:32] <crutchy> ~weather kspg
[15:09:35] <exec> Weather for "kspg" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:09:43] <crutchy> ~weather KSPG
[15:09:44] <exec> Weather for "St. Petersburg United States" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:09:51] <crutchy> hmm
[15:10:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> try KPIE (St. Pete/Clearwater) or KTPA (Tampa, FL)
[15:11:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather KPIE
[15:11:11] <exec> Weather for "St. Petersburg United States" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:11:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather KTPA
[15:11:19] <exec> Weather for Tampa, FL US at 2014-05-29 12:54:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[15:11:19] <exec> temperature = 79°F (26.1°C) dewpoint = 72.3°F (22.4°C)
[15:11:19] <exec> barometric pressure = 1014.8 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.2 hrs relative humdity = 79%
[15:11:19] <exec> wind speed = 2 mph (3.2 km/h) wind direction = 139°
[15:11:37] <crutchy> ~weather St. Petersburg United States
[15:11:38] <exec> Weather for "St. Petersburg United States" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:11:49] <crutchy> weird
[15:11:59] <crutchy> ~weather St Petersburg United States
[15:12:02] <exec> Weather for St Petersburg, FL US at 2014-05-29 12:57:00 (UTC) ~ 0.2 hrs ago:
[15:12:02] <exec> temperature = 78°F (25.6°C) dewpoint = 73.1°F (22.8°C)
[15:12:02] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.6 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 84%
[15:12:02] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 6°
[15:12:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think it's borking on the "." in the city name
[15:12:09] <crutchy> yeah
[15:12:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather St Petersberg United States
[15:12:27] <crutchy> i'll chuck a filter on it
[15:12:27] <exec> Weather for St Petersburg, FL US at 2014-05-29 12:57:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[15:12:27] <exec> temperature = 78°F (25.6°C) dewpoint = 73.1°F (22.8°C)
[15:12:27] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.6 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 84%
[15:12:27] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 6°
[15:14:30] <crutchy> ~weather St. Petersburg United States
[15:14:37] <exec> Weather for St Petersburg, FL US at 2014-05-29 12:57:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[15:14:37] <exec> temperature = 78°F (25.6°C) dewpoint = 73.1°F (22.8°C)
[15:14:37] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.6 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 84%
[15:14:37] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 6°
[15:15:21] <crutchy> ~weather KSPG
[15:15:23] <exec> Weather for St Petersburg, FL US at 2014-05-29 12:57:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[15:15:23] <exec> temperature = 78°F (25.6°C) dewpoint = 73.1°F (22.8°C)
[15:15:23] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.6 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 84%
[15:15:23] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 6°
[15:18:28] <weeds> crutchy: Is there a list of supported cities for weather or does it go out and try to find whatever you ask for?
[15:18:42] <crutchy> ~weather
[15:18:43] <exec> IRC WEATHER INFORMATION BOT
[15:18:43] <exec> usage: "weather location" (visit http://wiki.soylentnews.org for more info)
[15:18:43] <exec> data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[15:18:43] <exec> by crutchy: https://github.com
[15:18:59] <Woods> weather lees summit
[15:19:10] <Woods> ~weather lees summit
[15:19:11] <Woods> I am dumb
[15:19:13] <exec> Weather for Lee&#39;s Summit, MO US at 2014-05-29 12:57:00 (UTC) ~ 0.4 hrs ago:
[15:19:13] <exec> temperature = 69°F (20.6°C) dewpoint = 68.4°F (20.2°C)
[15:19:13] <exec> barometric pressure = 1013.5 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 98%
[15:19:13] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 81°
[15:19:25] <crutchy> sorry i should update that usage thingy
[15:19:32] <weeds> ~weather CMH
[15:19:35] <exec> Weather for Columbus, OH US at 2014-05-29 12:51:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[15:19:36] <exec> temperature = 70°F (21.1°C) dewpoint = 63.9°F (17.7°C)
[15:19:36] <exec> barometric pressure = 1000 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 0.2 hrs relative humdity = 80%
[15:19:36] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 317°
[15:19:58] <weeds> ~weather Homer
[15:20:00] <exec> Weather for HOMER AIRPORT, AK, United States at 2014-05-29 12:53:00 (UTC) ~ 0.4 hrs ago:
[15:20:01] <exec> temperature = 52°F (11.1°C) dewpoint = 39.9°F (4.4°C)
[15:20:01] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.9 mb ~ change of -0.7 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 63%
[15:20:01] <exec> wind speed = 10 mph (16 km/h) wind direction = 160°
[15:20:21] <Woods> ~weather manhattan, ks
[15:20:26] <exec> Weather for MANHATTAN REGIONAL AIRPORT, KS, United States at 2014-05-29 12:52:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[15:20:26] <exec> temperature = 70°F (21.1°C) dewpoint = 64.9°F (18.3°C)
[15:20:26] <exec> barometric pressure = 1015.6 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 83%
[15:20:26] <exec> wind speed = 4 mph (6.4 km/h) wind direction = 60°
[15:20:47] <crutchy> ~weather hell
[15:20:50] <exec> Weather for Pinckney, MI US at 2014-05-29 13:00:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[15:20:50] <exec> temperature = 58°F (14.4°C) dewpoint = 54.5°F (12.5°C)
[15:20:50] <exec> barometric pressure = 1021 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 87%
[15:20:50] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 82°
[15:21:06] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Google's prototype electric self-driving car - http://sylnt.us - just-wait-until-Asimo-rides-in-one
[15:21:08] <crutchy> :-S
[15:21:57] <crutchy> ~weather barbara streisand
[15:22:00] <exec> Weather for "barbara streisand" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:22:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Moscow
[15:22:31] <exec> Weather for Bibirevo|Moscow, MOS, Russian Federation at 2014-05-29 12:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.4 hrs ago:
[15:22:32] <exec> temperature = 55.4°F (13°C) dewpoint = 55°F (12.8°C)
[15:22:32] <exec> barometric pressure = 1013.3 mb ~ change of 0.6 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 98%
[15:22:32] <exec> wind speed = 1 mph (1.6 km/h) wind direction = 120°
[15:23:16] <Woods> ~weather moon
[15:23:19] <exec> Weather for GREATER PITTSBURGH INTERNATIONAL , PA, United States at 2014-05-29 12:51:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[15:23:20] <exec> temperature = 66°F (18.9°C) dewpoint = 63°F (17.2°C)
[15:23:20] <exec> barometric pressure = 1018 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 90%
[15:23:20] <exec> wind speed = 3 mph (4.8 km/h) wind direction = 270°
[15:24:23] <weeds> ~weather Munich
[15:24:25] <exec> Weather for Munich, DE at 2014-05-28 14:31:00 (UTC) ~ 22.9 hrs ago:
[15:24:26] <exec> temperature = 61°F (16.1°C) dewpoint = 48.7°F (9.3°C)
[15:24:26] <exec> barometric pressure = 1010.8 mb ~ change of -0.4 mb over past 16.7 hrs relative humdity = 63%
[15:24:26] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 360°
[15:25:18] <crutchy> ~weather scott
[15:25:21] <exec> Weather for Eldridge, IA US at 2014-05-29 12:51:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[15:25:22] <exec> temperature = 62°F (16.7°C) dewpoint = 54.7°F (12.6°C)
[15:25:22] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.8 mb ~ change of 0.2 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 76%
[15:25:22] <exec> wind speed = 5 mph (8 km/h) wind direction = 70°
[15:25:31] <crutchy> ~weather antarctica
[15:25:33] <exec> Weather for Harry, West Antarctica, Antarctica (the territory South of 60 deg S) at 2014-05-29 12:10:00 (UTC) ~ 1.3 hrs ago:
[15:25:34] <exec> temperature = -8.5°F (-22.5°C) dewpoint = (no data)
[15:25:34] <exec> barometric pressure = 983.4 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.2 hrs relative humdity = (no data)
[15:25:34] <exec> wind speed = (no data) wind direction = 0°
[15:26:20] <crutchy> ~weather north korea
[15:26:22] <exec> Weather for Changjin, HAN, Korea at 2014-05-29 03:00:00 (UTC) ~ 10.4 hrs ago:
[15:26:23] <exec> temperature = 72.3°F (22.4°C) dewpoint = 43.7°F (6.5°C)
[15:26:23] <exec> barometric pressure = 1007.8 mb ~ change of -1.6 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 35%
[15:26:23] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[15:26:40] blackmoore|consumedbygrue is now known as Blackmoore
[15:26:50] <Blackmoore> mornin
[15:26:57] <crutchy> g'day
[15:27:22] <crutchy> ~weather greenland
[15:27:25] <exec> Weather for Summit, -, Greenland at 2014-05-29 12:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[15:27:26] <exec> temperature = -7.1°F (-21.7°C) dewpoint = -9°F (-22.8°C)
[15:27:26] <exec> barometric pressure = 1007.1 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 90%
[15:27:26] <exec> wind speed = 1 mph (1.6 km/h) wind direction = 350°
[15:27:59] <paulej72> ~weather south pole
[15:28:01] <exec> Weather for "south pole" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:28:15] <crutchy> ~weather scott base
[15:28:15] <Bytram> ~weather Dover NH
[15:28:17] <exec> Weather for Williams Field, Antarctica at 2014-05-29 12:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[15:28:17] <exec> temperature = 1.9°F (-16.7°C) dewpoint = -7.6°F (-22°C)
[15:28:18] <exec> barometric pressure = 983 mb ~ change of -5.6 mb over past 6 hrs relative humdity = 63%
[15:28:18] <exec> wind speed = 11 mph (17.6 km/h) wind direction = 120°
[15:28:18] <exec> Weather for Dover, NH US at 2014-05-29 12:54:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[15:28:18] <exec> temperature = 53°F (11.7°C) dewpoint = 49.5°F (9.7°C)
[15:28:18] <exec> barometric pressure = 1025.1 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 87%
[15:28:19] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 89°
[15:29:04] <Bytram> ~weather coldest
[15:29:07] <exec> Weather for "coldest" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:29:24] <crutchy> ~weather death valley
[15:29:27] <exec> Weather for Beatty, NV, United States Of America at 2014-05-29 12:20:00 (UTC) ~ 1.2 hrs ago:
[15:29:28] <exec> temperature = 67.6°F (19.8°C) dewpoint = 11.2°F (-11.6°C)
[15:29:28] <exec> barometric pressure = 1008.7 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.2 hrs relative humdity = 11%
[15:29:28] <exec> wind speed = 8 mph (12.8 km/h) wind direction = 7°
[15:29:41] <Bytram> wather palm springs
[15:29:51] <Bytram> ~weather palm springs
[15:29:53] <exec> Weather for PALM SPRINGS REGIONAL AIRPORT , CA, United States at 2014-05-29 12:53:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[15:29:53] <exec> temperature = 73.9°F (23.3°C) dewpoint = 51.1°F (10.6°C)
[15:29:53] <exec> barometric pressure = 1007.8 mb ~ change of 0.7 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 44%
[15:29:53] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[15:30:16] <Bytram> ~weather gnome alaska
[15:30:18] <exec> Weather for Nome, AK, United States at 2014-05-29 11:53:00 (UTC) ~ 1.6 hrs ago:
[15:30:18] <exec> temperature = 41°F (5°C) dewpoint = 41°F (5°C)
[15:30:18] <exec> barometric pressure = 1007.2 mb ~ change of -1.4 mb over past 6 hrs relative humdity = 100%
[15:30:18] <exec> wind speed = 6 mph (9.6 km/h) wind direction = 80°
[15:30:30] <crutchy> ~weather inside mount kilauea hawaii
[15:30:32] <exec> Weather for "inside mount kilauea hawaii" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:30:42] <Blackmoore> ~weather hell mi
[15:30:45] <exec> Weather for Elva, EE at 2014-05-29 13:00:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[15:30:45] <exec> temperature = 51°F (10.6°C) dewpoint = 49.3°F (9.6°C)
[15:30:45] <exec> barometric pressure = 1007.7 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 93%
[15:30:45] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 270°
[15:31:26] <crutchy> ~weather mariana trench
[15:31:29] <exec> Weather for Falalop Island CGS, Y, United States Minor Outlying Islands at 2014-05-29 12:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[15:31:29] <exec> temperature = 88°F (31.1°C) dewpoint = 81.3°F (27.4°C)
[15:31:29] <exec> barometric pressure = 1013.4 mb ~ change of 2.9 mb over past 6 hrs relative humdity = 80%
[15:31:30] <exec> wind speed = 2 mph (3.2 km/h) wind direction = 100°
[15:31:47] <Blackmoore> ~weather venice
[15:31:50] <exec> Weather for Venezia / Tessera, Italy at 2014-05-29 12:50:00 (UTC) ~ 0.7 hrs ago:
[15:31:50] <exec> temperature = 71.6°F (22°C) dewpoint = 59°F (15°C)
[15:31:50] <exec> barometric pressure = 1009 mb ~ change of -1 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 64%
[15:31:50] <exec> wind speed = 9 mph (14.4 km/h) wind direction = 180°
[15:32:05] <Blackmoore> I'm sold.
[15:32:10] <Blackmoore> get me a jet
[15:32:20] <crutchy> ~get jet
[15:32:23] <crutchy> hmm
[15:32:28] <crutchy> no script for that yet
[15:33:13] <crutchy> ~weather empire state building
[15:33:14] <Blackmoore> well there's a private airport about 10 min from here. I'm sure one of them is fueled up.
[15:33:16] <exec> Weather for NEW YORK CITY CENTRAL PARK, NY, United States at 2014-05-29 12:51:00 (UTC) ~ 0.7 hrs ago:
[15:33:17] <exec> temperature = 53.1°F (11.7°C) dewpoint = 41°F (5°C)
[15:33:17] <exec> barometric pressure = 1024.4 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 0.5 hrs relative humdity = 63%
[15:33:17] <exec> wind speed = 6 mph (9.6 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[15:33:38] <Blackmoore> ~weather hells kitchen
[15:33:41] <exec> Weather for NEW YORK CITY CENTRAL PARK, NY, United States at 2014-05-29 12:51:00 (UTC) ~ 0.7 hrs ago:
[15:33:41] <exec> temperature = 53.1°F (11.7°C) dewpoint = 41°F (5°C)
[15:33:41] <exec> barometric pressure = 1024.4 mb ~ change of 0.3 mb over past 0.5 hrs relative humdity = 63%
[15:33:41] <exec> wind speed = 6 mph (9.6 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[15:33:51] <Blackmoore> ah same place.
[15:34:14] <crutchy> ~weather battery park
[15:34:17] <exec> Weather for Smithfield, VA US at 2014-05-29 12:49:00 (UTC) ~ 0.8 hrs ago:
[15:34:17] <exec> temperature = 62°F (16.7°C) dewpoint = 60°F (15.6°C)
[15:34:17] <exec> barometric pressure = 1019.4 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 93%
[15:34:17] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[15:34:29] <crutchy> ~weather battery park, ny
[15:34:32] <exec> Weather for Brooklyn, NY US at 2014-05-29 12:48:00 (UTC) ~ 0.8 hrs ago:
[15:34:33] <exec> temperature = 51°F (10.6°C) dewpoint = 47.3°F (8.5°C)
[15:34:33] <exec> barometric pressure = 1027.3 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 87%
[15:34:33] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[15:35:21] <crutchy> ~weather my bumhole
[15:35:23] <exec> Weather for "my bumhole" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:35:35] <crutchy> stinky with a chance of more stink
[15:37:29] <Blackmoore> `weather mozambique
[15:37:40] <Blackmoore> ~weather mozambique
[15:37:44] <exec> Weather for Catandica, Mozambique at 2014-05-29 12:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.6 hrs ago:
[15:37:44] <Bytram> ~weather Presque Isle
[15:37:44] <exec> temperature = 81.5°F (27.5°C) dewpoint = 61.5°F (16.4°C)
[15:37:44] <exec> barometric pressure = 1074.8 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 21 hrs relative humdity = 50%
[15:37:44] <exec> wind speed = 6 mph (9.6 km/h) wind direction = 50°
[15:37:46] <exec> Weather for Erie, PA US at 2014-05-29 12:41:00 (UTC) ~ 0.9 hrs ago:
[15:37:47] <exec> temperature = 55°F (12.8°C) dewpoint = 52.1°F (11.2°C)
[15:37:47] <exec> barometric pressure = 982.9 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 89%
[15:37:47] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[15:38:00] <Bytram> ~weather Presque Isle, ME
[15:38:03] <exec> Weather for Presque Isle, ME US at 2014-05-29 12:59:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[15:38:03] <exec> temperature = 55°F (12.8°C) dewpoint = 39.6°F (4.2°C)
[15:38:03] <exec> barometric pressure = 1022.6 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 55%
[15:38:03] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 280°
[15:40:37] <NCommander> ... wow
[15:40:40] <NCommander> That's special
[15:40:53] <NCommander> http://tech.slashdot.org
[15:46:49] <Blackmoore> ah khyber..
[15:47:37] <Blackmoore> that is special. I wonder what he found
[15:49:45] <crutchy> holes in slashcode... that's umpossible
[15:51:28] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Changing Face of Radio Distribution - http://sylnt.us - Hypnotic-Narration
[15:52:21] <crutchy> deadpeas: s/Radio/pants/
[15:52:21] <SedBot> <crutchy> <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Changing Face of pants Distribution - http://sylnt.us - Hypnotic-Narration
[15:53:16] <Woods> lol
[15:53:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> deadpeas: s/pants Distribution/George W Bush/
[15:54:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....no? I did it wrong?
[15:54:41] <crutchy> SedBot: s/pants Distribution/George W Bush/
[15:54:41] <SedBot> <crutchy> <SedBot> <crutchy> <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Changing Face of George W Bush - http://sylnt.us - Hypnotic-Narration
[15:54:43] <weeds> Has to be the very next entry?
[15:54:48] -!- janrinok [janrinok!~janrinok@Soylent/Staff/Editor/janrinok] has joined #Soylent
[15:54:48] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v janrinok] by juggler
[15:55:14] <weeds> Ha, just slow
[15:55:38] <crutchy> hi janrinok
[15:55:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> deadpeas: s/Face/Pants/
[15:55:39] <SedBot> <AndyTheAbsurd> <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Changing Pants of Radio Distribution - http://sylnt.us - Hypnotic-Narration
[15:56:38] <crutchy> SedBot: s/Radio Distribution/George W Bush/
[15:56:38] <SedBot> <crutchy> <SedBot> <AndyTheAbsurd> <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Changing Pants of George W Bush - http://sylnt.us - Hypnotic-Narration
[15:56:59] <crutchy> that would totally suck as a job
[15:57:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> that took way to long to do
[15:59:36] <Woods> Did anyone watch the Skype translation demo?
[16:00:42] <crutchy> no i don't listen to hiphop
[16:01:36] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Iran Spies Pose as Reporters to Target Lawmakers - http://sylnt.us - be-careful-who-you-friend
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[16:41:30] <weeds> SedBot: s/Reporters/Strippers/
[16:42:20] <weeds> deadpeas: s/Reporters/Strippers/
[16:42:20] <SedBot> <weeds> <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Iran Spies Pose as Strippers to Target Lawmakers - http://sylnt.us - be-careful-who-you-friend
[16:42:25] <weeds> lol
[16:42:32] <Woods> lol
[16:42:37] <crutchy> that makes more sense
[16:42:51] <weeds> Would be a lot easier too!
[16:43:17] <crutchy> to shove a pipe bomb up their ass?
[16:43:48] <crutchy> _NSAKEY->deleteLast(crutchy)
[16:44:09] <weeds> to get those state secrets during intimate moments
[16:44:29] <crutchy> hmm
[16:44:55] <crutchy> i wonder what sort of intelligence they could divulge...
[16:45:00] <crutchy> ...err
[16:45:08] <crutchy> ...i err got nuthin
[16:45:47] <crutchy> don't think there's much intelligence in lawmakers
[16:51:13] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Google's Prototype Electric Self-Driving Car - http://sylnt.us - just-wait-until-Asimo-rides-in-one
[16:53:27] <mrcoolbp> discusssion of the bylaws over in #staff->
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[17:13:52] <crutchy> NCommander... maybe you should try scripting an IRC bot
[17:14:01] <crutchy> ...to de-stress
[17:14:10] <crutchy> its crazy awesome fun :-)
[17:17:18] <NCommander> crutchy, I play dwarf fortress to destress
[17:17:36] <mattie_p> discussion in #staff regarding proposed bylaws, join us if you want.
[17:19:51] <crutchy> after 1am. gotta get up at 6.30 so might get some shuteye. cyas tomoz
[17:21:43] <crutchy> mattie_p... i'm already lurking there :-P
[17:21:47] <crutchy> night all
[17:21:53] <mattie_p> later, crutchy
[17:22:00] <mattie_p> I'm out too, back soon tho
[17:22:40] <Blackmoore> i'm lurking a bit. really busy here today.
[17:23:07] <Blackmoore> i'll be popping in and out as i get work done
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[17:51:59] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Privacy is Not Dead — It's Inevitable - http://sylnt.us - law-says-we-have-privacy-so-it-must-be-true
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[18:27:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[18:27:53] <deadpeas> karma - luftballons: 13
[18:27:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> honey++
[18:27:57] <deadpeas> karma - honey: 1
[18:36:11] <Blackmoore> rum++
[18:36:11] <deadpeas> karma - rum: 2
[18:36:20] <Blackmoore> whiskey++
[18:36:20] <deadpeas> karma - whiskey: 2
[18:36:28] <Blackmoore> headdesk++
[18:36:28] <deadpeas> karma - headdesk: 1
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[18:55:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[18:55:52] <deadpeas> karma - luftballons: 14
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[19:02:03] <Woods> deadpeas: s/luftballons/Woods
[19:02:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/luftballons/Woods/
[19:02:31] <SedBot> <AndyTheAbsurd> Woods++
[19:02:46] <Woods> Forgot the second slash, dang it.
[19:03:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't think it will work anyway, because SedBot includes the user's nick.
[19:03:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> Woods--
[19:03:21] <deadpeas> karma - woods: 2
[19:03:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Just kidding!
[19:03:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> Woods++
[19:03:34] <deadpeas> karma - woods: 3
[19:03:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> Woods++
[19:03:36] <deadpeas> karma - woods: 4
[19:06:41] <Woods> Hey hey, look at all those points.
[19:07:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> out of curiosity...
[19:07:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> AndyTheAbsurd++
[19:08:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess not
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[19:08:50] <AndyTheGuy> AndyTheAbsurd++
[19:08:50] <deadpeas> karma - andytheabsurd: 3
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[19:11:21] <Woods> karma++
[19:11:21] <deadpeas> karma - karma: 11
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[19:21:06] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Wikia and Sony: Licensing Mind Tricks - http://sylnt.us - it's-more-fun-when-you-write-the-rules
[19:21:32] <arti> http://uproxx.com
[19:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> TheMan--
[19:29:54] <deadpeas> karma - theman: -2
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[19:33:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i loves me some using badly documented perl modules with badly documented apis. makes victory that much sweeter.
[19:36:20] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: sounds like you are woking with slash again :)
[19:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you done kilt all the documented bugs. nothin for me to do.
[19:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wrote a terminal facebook client with my morning coffee.
[19:39:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i can pipe it into conky and not have to see all the fucking retarded pictures and videos
[19:42:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't remember what conky is but a facebook client that lets me use facebook without looking at facebook's stupid "look at me! look at me!" interface gets my seal of approval.
[19:42:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't suppose you can put this on github or something?
[19:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> after i polish it. it currently doesn't understand that authorization times out eventually.
[19:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> conky throws text or what have you on your desktop. bunch of built in stuff or output from console scripts either one.
[19:47:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> best bit is it's small enough to just slap on pastebin
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[19:49:20] <MrBluze> stderr: ping
[19:49:32] <stderr> pong
[19:50:09] <MrBluze> hey
[19:50:15] <MrBluze> did u get the domains yet?
[19:50:24] <MrBluze> i got YET MORE mails asking me to confirm this and confirm that ..
[19:50:27] <MrBluze> when will it end
[19:50:38] <stderr> The domains has been transferred to the registrar, I'm using. But the registrant is still you and I'm trying to change that. You'll probably get some emails to confirm that change.
[19:50:52] <MrBluze> ah ok
[19:51:05] <MrBluze> i agreed to email address changes
[19:51:20] <MrBluze> the other thing i will do electronically as i am in a hotel at the moment
[19:51:23] <stderr> Seems you can't change registrar and registrant at the same time. Or something...
[19:51:41] <MrBluze> thats so stupid, but yeah ok .. whatever it takes i guess
[19:51:48] <MrBluze> they want me to pay to change registrars
[19:52:06] <MrBluze> 129 dkk
[19:52:16] <MrBluze> i mean honestly?
[19:52:41] <stderr> I kind of understand why it is like that, but it's stupid that they asked for my name when I requested the transfer, if they're not going to use it anyway.
[19:53:04] <stderr> Who "they"?
[19:53:24] <stderr> I already paid gratisdns to take over the domains.
[19:53:59] <MrBluze> no prob, ill sign the forms and return them in an hour or so
[19:54:09] <MrBluze> sorry its so much trouble - never realised it can be this hard to sell a domain
[19:54:25] <stderr> Neither did I.
[19:54:38] <MrBluze> i transferred domains for myself without problems before
[19:54:57] <MrBluze> not more than 1 or 2 steps usually
[19:54:57] <stderr> It would have been so much easier, if I had had the money to buy the domains myself two months ago... And cheaper...
[19:55:04] <MrBluze> yeah exactly
[19:55:23] <MrBluze> although if u went through transip.eu i think it's free transferring them
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[19:55:43] <MrBluze> i mean internally they dont exert fees
[19:55:51] <stderr> I couldn't find a place to make an account without buying a new domain.
[19:56:17] <stderr> And without an account, I couldn't transfer the domain through transip.eu.
[19:56:45] <MrBluze> true, but the prices there are low
[19:57:13] <MrBluze> anyway no worries, in the long run this stuff fades away as memories o
[19:58:07] <stderr> Let's hope that happens soon, cause this is really starting to annoy me.
[19:58:51] <stderr> It's so much easier with .dk domains where you only have one registrar.
[19:59:44] <stderr> And since they get paid no matter who owns the domain, the transfer is free.
[20:01:10] <MrBluze> the hotel dislikes me using a vpn
[20:01:18] <MrBluze> probably run by spooks
[20:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Really diggin my new ADHD meds, though I probably shouldn't have taken them with a whole pot of coffee.
[20:04:12] <MrBluze> lol
[20:04:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it. did wonders for my productivity even if it was largely frivolous productivity.
[20:05:55] <MrBluze> everything is folly and vanity
[20:05:57] <MrBluze> but theres no such thing as a waste of time
[20:06:08] <MrBluze> so .. yeah
[20:09:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> in case any of you lot were of a mind to let a shrink tell you you have ADHD, I highly recommend Adderall over Ritalin.
[20:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> no fucking around, just proper amphetamine.
[20:11:47] <MrBluze> as long as u have a holiday from it
[20:11:59] <MrBluze> otherwise it becomes a waste of money
[20:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, got "as needed" stressed.
[20:17:49] <MrBluze> yep, like parties, special occasions ;)
[20:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking when i wake up and feel like coffee's not going to cut it.
[20:42:07] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Net Politics - The Way it Really is in Office - http://sylnt.us - critical-thinking-not-required
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[20:51:02] <Landon> I need to go see a shrink about that....
[20:51:05] <Landon> maybe next month
[20:51:06] <Landon> :)
[20:51:22] <Landon> (is what I've been saying for >13 months now)
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[20:56:25] <Landon> TheMightyBuzzard: also, genius idea with the facebook thing, I've been thinking about doing the same with reddit today
[20:56:57] <paulej72> Landon: site question for you? How much access do you currently have on the IRC server? If we needed to move the server, do you have enought access to hep with this.
[20:57:04] <Landon> nope
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[20:57:15] <Landon> I don't think I have any access
[20:57:21] <Landon> only thing I have is sylnt.us
[20:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm just spoiled to not having to skim 3000 posts to find the ten with worth-reading text.
[20:57:44] <paulej72> Landon: that is what i figured, I just needed to make sure
[21:00:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> currently have an 8:50 signal:noise ratio on my home timeline. my friends and family are largely boring morons apparently.
[21:03:51] <boioioing> ~rainbow luftballons++
[21:03:52] <exec> 00,12l00,02u00,06f00,04t00,07b00,08a00,09l00,12l00,02o00,06n00,04s00,07+00,08+
[21:04:09] * boioioing sigh
[21:04:27] <boioioing> luftballons++
[21:04:27] <deadpeas> karma - luftballons: 15
[21:11:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[21:11:02] <deadpeas> karma - luftballons: 16
[21:11:31] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[21:11:31] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 141
[21:11:43] <Blackmoore> please send *good* coffee.
[21:12:02] <Blackmoore> not sure what this stuff actually is - but it tastes like acid.
[21:12:50] <boioioing> probaby better than what I have at the moment -- used coffee fortified with folgers crystals
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[21:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to go put some of this boundless energy to unproductive use n play with kids what're young enough they'll still wear me out.
[21:20:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> Blackmoore: I hear Dead Man's Reach is the Good Stuff.
[21:20:58] <boioioing> TheMightyBuzzard,, if you really want to feel productive doing pointless tasks you could check out civclicker: http://dhmholley.co.uk
[21:22:49] <Blackmoore> if i had the time I'd drive over to timmies.
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[21:51:59] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - DARPA Develops Keyboard Security System - http://sylnt.us - sign-your-tactile-signature-here
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[22:09:48] <Blackmoore> SedBot: s/tactile/testicle
[22:10:04] <Blackmoore> :(
[22:13:10] <weeds> deadpeas: s/tactile/testicle
[22:13:52] <paulej72> s/tactile/testicle
[22:13:53] <SedBot> puluj72, did you know there's THREE slashes in a proper s/// command?
[22:14:05] <weeds> oops
[22:14:06] <paulej72> s/tactile/testicle/
[22:14:29] <weeds> deadpeas: s/tactile/testicle/
[22:14:29] <SedBot> <weeds> <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - DARPA Develops Keyboard Security System - http://sylnt.us - sign-your-testicle-signature-here
[22:14:35] <weeds> ta da!
[22:15:07] * weeds is easily amused
[22:15:19] <Blackmoore> :)
[22:16:07] <Blackmoore> i guess they updated the dress code.
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[23:00:41] <crutchy> bytram, to log channel to logs.sylnt.us do .op in channel and /invite loggie
[23:05:24] <Bytram> crutchy: orly? on my way. (THANKS!)
[23:05:45] <Bytram> I am not authorized to do that. :/
[23:09:02] <boioioing> did you make exec crutchy? if so I have a suggestion
[23:09:50] <Bytram> crutchy: but mattie_p was, and made it happen. THANKS a bunch!
[23:21:05] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Mysterious Illness May Be Carried by the Wind - http://sylnt.us
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[23:50:07] <crutchy> ~
[23:50:07] <exec> IRC SCRIPT EXECUTIVE
[23:50:08] <exec> https://github.com
[23:50:08] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[23:50:25] <crutchy> suggestions are good :-)
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