#Soylent | Logs for 2014-05-27

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[00:08:24] <arti> meh
[00:08:38] <arti> i have javascript updating hidden input values
[00:08:50] <arti> i confirm the changes are made via dom inspector
[00:08:58] <arti> i post the form, no values
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[00:10:41] <crutchy> stupid brain
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[00:11:43] <arti> heh
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[00:12:18] <crutchy> :-D
[00:12:41] <crutchy> now just gotta change the sedbot nick from crutchy to SedBot and we have a little SedBot backup
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[00:13:59] <arti> nice
[00:14:18] <crutchy> you're js form no worka?
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[00:14:38] <arti> it works with the dom
[00:14:53] <arti> wondering why the updated values aren't posting
[00:14:54] <arti> srsly
[00:15:06] <crutchy> maybe try a little test form
[00:15:14] <crutchy> that's prolly what i would do
[00:15:17] <arti> <input type="hidden" name="item3" value="3" id="3">
[00:15:26] <arti> when i post, i get the item3, but no value
[00:15:32] <crutchy> oh
[00:15:43] <crutchy> there's no js tinkering with the value?
[00:15:52] <arti> all the js does is update the value, as seen there
[00:16:05] <crutchy> maybe var_dump $_POST (or equivalent)
[00:16:15] <arti> i'm using print_r($_POST)
[00:16:24] <arti> it returns all the hidden inputs with no values
[00:16:31] <arti> or the default values
[00:16:55] <crutchy> maybe try a complete test form with no js to make sure the server side works
[00:16:56] <arti> the way i'm updating the dom seems standard, by using jQuery.val
[00:17:16] <arti> if i manually set the values, the default, they appear.
[00:17:24] <crutchy> hmm
[00:17:30] <arti> javascript is only used for updating, not posting. it's really frustrating
[00:17:33] <crutchy> i never used jquery before
[00:17:58] <crutchy> you normally gotta post with form.post(), no?
[00:18:16] <crutchy> hmm actually you would get nothing then
[00:18:21] <arti> i'm using a <form method="post"> inputs here + submit button </form>
[00:18:47] <crutchy> dunno arti. i have used js to post forms, but not jquery
[00:18:57] * crutchy isn't much into frameworks
[00:19:02] * arti isn't using jquery to post
[00:19:05] <crutchy> shit
[00:19:14] <arti> you should scope 'em out, they're nice :D
[00:19:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> you're using jQuery to access the POSTed values?
[00:19:24] <crutchy> better brush daughties hair and take kiddies to school n go to work etc
[00:19:31] <crutchy> good luck arti
[00:19:34] <crutchy> talk later
[00:19:37] <arti> thanks, and good luck with the knots
[00:19:41] <crutchy> lol
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[00:20:20] <arti> i have 3 elements which when interacted with update hidden inputs with their values
[00:20:45] <arti> the input types are similar to a dropdown and a toggle button
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[00:21:10] <arti> there is a standard submit button which posts
[00:21:39] <arti> the resulting post array contains the inputs but only with the default values
[00:22:01] <arti> meanwhile on the dom, i can verify the values have updated
[00:22:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> odd
[00:22:33] <arti> indeed.
[00:23:01] <arti> how's your day going?
[00:23:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> pretty good; had the day off due to the US holiday
[00:23:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> finally got around to setting up an Ikea Lack end table that I've had for a while as a place to put my extra computer(s)
[00:24:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> gonna got my old netbook setup to run the scanner via network (it sometimes stops working on Linux, and the only solution I've found has been to reboot, so I want something that's NOT my main machine to be controlling it)
[00:26:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> once I've got that working I'm going to install a new OS on an old Dell I've got hanging around - I've got a friend who says I should try BSD on it so I may do that; if not, it'll get Linux; either way it will be my new, lower-power, always-on machine at home.
[00:26:36] * arti nods
[00:26:41] <arti> which bsd?
[00:26:47] * arti is fond of freebsd
[00:27:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> FreeBDS
[00:27:25] <arti> if you just want something with low fuss, i'd go with debian or something based off of it
[00:27:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/BDS/BSD/
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[00:27:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> anyway, dinner's ready; be back later maybe
[00:27:45] <arti> alright, laters
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[02:01:12] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - IBM Trackpoint Patents to End in 2016? - http://sylnt.us - trackpoint-lovers
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[02:12:40] <SpallsHurgenson> Hello Internet, and all its little internetlings!
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[02:48:32] * NCommander feels ... bleh
[02:49:24] <SpallsHurgenson> quick, give the man some more happy juice!
[02:49:42] * NCommander finished the bylaws rough draft
[02:49:47] <NCommander> Almost ready to invoke magic lawyer mojo
[02:49:59] <boioioing> NCommander++
[02:49:59] <deadpeas> karma - ncommander: 28
[02:51:05] <NCommander> Site is pretty dead tonight :-/: Tue May 27 00:50:16 2014 [process_moderation.pl] Total Active Users: 203
[02:52:36] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... dealing with lawyers? I don't think the happy juice is strong enough for that
[02:54:36] <boioioing> maybe the US users are out with family/friends since it's memorial day and all
[02:55:38] <boioioing> I used "having mod points on soylent news" as an excuse to get out of social obligations tonight so I need to spend these mod points more wisely than normal :-)
[02:55:47] <NCommander> boioioing, heh
[02:56:02] * NCommander is looking over the active numbers for the last month
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[02:57:43] <NCommander> Actually
[02:57:45] <NCommander> Its not bad
[02:57:52] <NCommander> At peak hours, we're roughly 700 users active at once
[02:58:13] <pbnjoe> decent
[02:58:27] <SpallsHurgenson> freeloaders, the lot of 'em!
[02:58:33] <NCommander> pbnjoe, not sure where that falls on most active sites spectrum
[02:59:46] <pbnjoe> for a site composed of people who organized after breaking off another, and after going through a couple rough patches, I'd say we're doing alright
[03:00:40] <arti> how do you determine active?
[03:00:42] <pbnjoe> but maybe that's just optimism; I don't know numbers wrt that sort of thing
[03:00:47] <boioioing> yeah, really not bad at all. and if the notice is correct.. hey wait! what happened to the "number of submissions in the queue" notice?
[03:01:04] <pbnjoe> Goes away if there's 20 or more I think
[03:01:08] <NCommander> Note: that's LOGGED i users
[03:01:11] <NCommander> *in
[03:01:12] <pbnjoe> (can't tell if you're being sarcastic)
[03:01:13] <arti> aah okay
[03:01:13] <NCommander> NOT total
[03:01:19] <NCommander> (700 at peak hours)
[03:01:30] <arti> have you scoped out new relic's thingy?
[03:02:01] <arti> http://newrelic.com
[03:02:58] MrBluze|afk is now known as MrBluze
[03:03:30] <MrBluze> still no sign of xlefay
[03:04:12] <pbnjoe> :(
[03:04:12] <NCommander> wonder what happened ...
[03:04:19] <arti> hope it wasn't some car accident or something
[03:04:25] * NCommander notes our staff has a bad habit of just poofing
[03:04:49] <pbnjoe> I just hope against hope he just cut the cord without saying bye for money reasons or whatever
[03:04:56] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[03:04:56] <pbnjoe> not anything like car accidents
[03:05:31] <MrBluze> im no poof
[03:05:34] <MrBluze> but ..
[03:05:47] <MrBluze> yeah i agree, people shouldnt just disappear like that
[03:05:53] <MrBluze> xlefay wouldn't either, he is quite a responsible chap
[03:07:56] <arti> the dutch dash :P
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[03:08:33] <pbnjoe> *looks up recent Dutch natural disasters*
[03:09:41] <pbnjoe> nothing but a political earthquake
[03:10:03] <pbnjoe> according to this random site
[03:10:19] <arti> those can take down entire cities!
[03:11:15] <pbnjoe> :p
[03:13:39] <pbnjoe> with all the bylaws and manifestos etc you're writing it's surprising you have time for DF, NCommander :)
[03:18:59] <pbnjoe> speaking of, it's time to get back to the fort
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[03:31:15] <arti> re the form posting thing earlier, due to form being within a tabbed thing
[03:31:27] <arti> tab, and tab panes
[03:31:33] <arti> mega annoying.
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[03:33:15] <NCommander> pbnjoe, you play DF?
[03:35:10] MrBluze|afk is now known as MrBluze
[03:37:00] <pbnjoe> "yes", so people don't think I just ignored that :p
[03:41:40] <SpallsHurgenson> god do I love airconditioning
[03:42:16] * MrBluze likes free wifi at airports
[03:44:48] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember when airports were fun
[03:46:46] <MrBluze> they can be, if you buy expensive airline tickets
[03:46:57] <MrBluze> but they usually suck
[03:47:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember when people visited the airport just to go to the airport, and not necessarily to go on a plane :)
[03:47:43] * MrBluze imagines living in an airport like Snowden did for a time
[03:47:54] <MrBluze> oh, yeah tahts true
[03:48:03] <MrBluze> especially when aircraft still had propellers
[03:48:31] <MrBluze> small regional airports are good that way .. i used to regularly go on the tarmac of such airports in an old job
[03:53:43] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember when people used to ride dinosaurs
[03:54:10] * SpallsHurgenson 's memory may be a bit untrustworthy
[03:56:51] <MrBluze> I remember when slime molds only had 2 sexes
[03:56:54] <MrBluze> and not 13
[03:59:43] <MrBluze> ah, I fondly remember the days way back when I used to be sentimental.
[03:59:59] <SpallsHurgenson> right. I remember when the quark-gluon plasma cooled enough for hadrons started tp fpr, and neutrinos began to decouple and began travelling freely in space :)
[04:00:22] <SpallsHurgenson> man, those were heady days :)
[04:00:41] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Citizen Scientists Hope to Revive Old NASA Probe - http://sylnt.us - round-and-round-it-goes
[04:00:54] <SpallsHurgenson> well, not days I guess... since there were no planets, no stars and not really any photons yet... and the universe was only a second old... but still, good times :)
[04:01:01] <MrBluze> I remember, before the big bang, how we managed to predict the shape of the next universe, mere seconds before our civilization was imploded
[04:01:48] <MrBluze> life was so simple back then
[04:01:53] <MrBluze> in fact.. there wasn't any life.. so simple it was
[04:05:23] <SpallsHurgenson> true, true... we'll never see their like again!
[04:06:16] <MrBluze> they say they found some kind of echoes of pre-big bang universe
[04:06:43] <MrBluze> but it was probably the seismic record of some fat guy's flatulence
[04:08:13] <SpallsHurgenson> Taco Bell will do that to a person
[04:08:50] <MrBluze> yeah they should look into that as a counfounder
[04:26:56] * MrBluze writes a letter to the editor of the New England Journal of Big Bang Theory
[04:27:27] <SpallsHurgenson> sounds like a fanzine for a terrible sitcom :)
[04:27:58] <arti> shitcom?
[04:29:33] <chromas> The Shituation starring Sean Connery
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[04:33:10] <SpallsHurgenson> oh pooh.
[04:33:52] <MrBluze> Shitcom.com.org.net
[04:35:54] * SpallsHurgenson celebrates Memorial Day by honoring those brave star warriors who gave their lives fighting for freedom against the evil galactic empire
[04:37:02] * MrBluze knows people who call the star warriors terrorists and who know the evil galactic empire as "the friendly alliance of peace lovers"
[04:38:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm having the oddest sense of deja vu...
[04:40:16] <MrBluze> this universe keeps repeating itself every trillion years or so
[04:41:07] <SpallsHurgenson> well please tell it to stop
[04:41:24] <MrBluze> how do i do that?
[04:41:37] <SpallsHurgenson> magick?
[04:43:38] * MrBluze waves his wand around ... but all that happens is the airport lounge patrons look in surprise and laugh
[04:44:22] <chromas> You need sparks flying out for them to take you seriously
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[04:50:25] <SpallsHurgenson> tempting as it is, I have decided not to make any suggestions to MrBluze that might get him arrested :)
[04:50:43] * MrBluze therefore narrowly escapes arrest
[04:50:46] <SpallsHurgenson> The TSA has /no/ sense of humor :)
[04:51:15] <swiss> tsa are interesting
[04:51:23] <chromas> They should write for Disney Channel
[04:51:55] <swiss> hillarious as hell watching a guy in my scout group try to go through with regalia that was using empty shotgun shells as decoration
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[04:57:39] * MrBluze avoids arrest by watching amiga demos
[04:59:09] <SpallsHurgenson> furtively play a game of Uplink :)
[05:00:49] <MrBluze> :)
[05:00:55] <MrBluze> so has the name vote finished yet?
[05:01:15] * SpallsHurgenson demands a recount!
[05:03:50] <MrBluze> i'll put it to the redundancy action steering committee for the organisation of voting committees, which can refer the matter to the commission for committee submission requests for processing - they meet each month.
[05:06:06] * SpallsHurgenson is glad to see the system works :)
[05:12:28] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, the only thing worse than WATCHING a "chick-flick" is listening to somebody watch it in the next room.
[05:14:52] <SpallsHurgenson> especially movies involving Shelley Long
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[05:31:50] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Centralized Network Control of Twitter: Flawed - http://sylnt.us - if-nobody-hears-it-was-it-said?
[05:38:00] <SpallsHurgenson> just wait, soon everyone will again realize the true brilliance of usenet and there will be a new Eternal September :)
[05:38:26] <arti> many a great hd has met its match with usenet
[05:38:59] <SpallsHurgenson> hd?
[05:40:13] <MrBluze> hard disk?
[05:40:27] <arti> yes, hard disk
[05:40:55] <SpallsHurgenson> are there "great" hard disks?
[05:41:17] <arti> yeah, currently they're TB SSD
[05:41:28] <arti> needs more raid 0
[05:41:35] <MrBluze> those old 10mb, 12 inch seagate drives were great
[05:41:37] <MrBluze> terrible, but great
[05:41:43] <arti> perfect for home defense
[05:41:57] <SpallsHurgenson> not so great compared to 6gb rust (if capacity is your primary issue :)
[05:42:12] <arti> i have multiple disks
[05:42:26] <arti> i've got an esata dock, so it's like giant memory cards
[05:42:39] <MrBluze> i have a 1TB SSD in my laptop
[05:42:44] <MrBluze> and that's all.
[05:42:52] <MrBluze> apart from the backup drive
[05:43:20] <SpallsHurgenson> frankly, 1tb ssd sounds like overkill to me except perhaps for a few niche uses
[05:43:36] <arti> "640k should be enough for everyone!"
[05:43:38] <MrBluze> it's a lot .. but i use it all
[05:43:51] <MrBluze> 3 virtual machines, each with 300gb
[05:44:17] <MrBluze> and then the host OS which is spartan
[05:44:45] <MrBluze> 2xLinux, 1xWindows7 :)
[05:44:59] <arti> breed them!
[05:45:00] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, you can do a lot in 4K :)
[05:45:08] * arti digs 4k compos
[05:45:14] <arti> the 64k are my fav tho
[05:45:23] <MrBluze> my first pc had 4k
[05:45:27] <MrBluze> TRS80
[05:53:47] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, time to close my eyes and dream of galaxies far far away
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[06:42:44] <chromas> SedBot:
[06:42:45] * SedBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[06:42:59] <chromas> s/:/:::/
[06:42:59] <SedBot> <chromas> SedBot:::
[06:43:07] <chromas> no exec
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[07:33:25] <crutchy> sedbot is back! :-D
[07:33:25] * SedBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[07:47:51] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:47:51] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 127
[07:56:49] <crutchy> ~reload
[07:56:50] <exec> successfully reloaded exec
[07:56:54] <crutchy> time utc
[07:56:54] <exec> Notice: date_default_timezone_set(): Timezone ID 'utc' is invalid in /nas/server/git/test/scripts/time.php on line 9
[07:56:55] <exec> 1401170213
[07:57:08] <crutchy> time UTC
[07:57:09] <exec> 1401170227
[07:57:16] <crutchy> :-/
[07:57:33] <crutchy> ~reload
[07:57:33] <exec> successfully reloaded exec
[08:01:11] <swiss> ~reload
[08:01:14] <swiss> :P
[08:08:09] <chromas> time z
[08:08:42] <crutchy> time UTC
[08:08:55] <chromas> Looks like there's no time
[08:09:01] <chromas> Very dramatic
[08:09:37] <chromas> swiss: s/:P/>:D/
[08:09:37] <SedBot> <chromas> <swiss> >:D
[08:09:43] <crutchy> time UTC
[08:09:44] <exec> 1401170983
[08:09:49] <crutchy> :-/
[08:10:03] <crutchy> time UTC
[08:10:56] <chromas> time us_pacific
[08:10:57] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Apple Wants to Ban Samsung Products - Again! - http://sylnt.us - Take-my-ball-and-go-home
[08:11:13] <chromas> So that's what time it is
[08:12:23] <swiss> lol
[08:13:11] <crutchy> time UTC
[08:13:12] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:13:10 am
[08:13:45] <crutchy> time new york
[08:13:46] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 05:13:44 pm
[08:13:56] <chromas> time z
[08:13:56] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 05:13:55 pm
[08:14:10] <chromas> what
[08:14:28] <chromas> Isn't z near utc?
[08:14:29] <crutchy> its bodgy
[08:14:49] <chromas> Maybe it just doesn't know what I'm talking about
[08:14:58] <chromas> For that matter, neither do I. I'm confused. I'm going home
[08:17:57] <crutchy> hi chromas :-D
[08:18:13] <chromas> hey crutchy
[08:18:22] <chromas> crutchy: s/hromas/rutchy/
[08:18:22] <SedBot> <chromas> <crutchy> hi crutchy :-D
[08:19:08] <chromas> exec: s/./Hi exec!/
[08:19:08] <SedBot> <chromas> <exec> Hi exec!uesday, 27 May 2014 05:13:55 pm
[08:19:13] <chromas> heh
[08:19:39] <chromas> Also swiss and SedBot
[08:20:37] <crutchy> time UTC
[08:20:37] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:20:36 am
[08:20:42] <exec> error: command timed out
[08:20:53] <chromas> Time ran out of time?
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[08:21:16] <chromas> s/./division by zer/g
[08:21:16] <SedBot> <chromas> division by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zerdivision by zer
[08:21:26] <chromas> huh I didn't even use ()
[08:22:41] <chromas> s/(.*)/that's better/g
[08:22:42] <SedBot> <chromas> that's better
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[08:27:08] <crutchy> time new york
[08:27:09] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:27:09] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:27:07 am
[08:27:28] <chromas> time edt
[08:27:29] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:27:29] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:27:27 am
[08:27:38] <chromas> time EDT
[08:27:38] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:27:39] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:27:37 am
[08:28:34] <crutchy> time new york
[08:28:35] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:28:36] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:28:34 am
[08:28:42] <crutchy> doh
[08:29:12] <crutchy> time new york
[08:29:17] <exec> error: command timed out
[08:29:30] <crutchy> time adak
[08:29:32] <exec> America/Adak
[08:29:35] <exec> error: command timed out
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[08:30:45] <crutchy> time adak
[08:30:45] <exec> America/Adak
[08:30:45] <exec> America/Adak
[08:30:45] <exec> America/Adak
[08:30:45] <exec> America/Adak
[08:30:45] <exec> America/Adak
[08:30:45] <exec> America/Adak
[08:30:45] <exec> America/Adak
[08:30:46] <exec> America/Adak
[08:30:50] <exec> error: command timed out
[08:30:57] <SirFinkus> nice
[08:31:10] <crutchy> :-P
[08:31:13] <crutchy> time adak
[08:31:13] <exec> America/Adak
[08:31:17] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:31:17] <exec> Monday, 26 May 2014 09:31:12 pm
[08:31:23] <crutchy> lol
[08:31:28] <crutchy> stoopid bot
[08:31:56] <crutchy> time adak
[08:31:56] <exec> America/Adak
[08:31:59] <arti> well it would be terrifying if it was smart
[08:32:00] <exec> Monday, 26 May 2014 09:31:55 pm
[08:32:29] <crutchy> time melbourne
[08:32:29] <exec> Australia/Melbourne
[08:32:34] <exec> error: command timed out
[08:32:56] <crutchy> time melbourne
[08:32:57] <exec> Australia/Melbourne
[08:32:57] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 04:32:55 pm
[08:33:06] <crutchy> that one worked
[08:33:12] <crutchy> time london
[08:33:13] <exec> Europe/London
[08:33:13] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 07:33:11 am
[08:33:29] <crutchy> time bahgdad
[08:33:29] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:33:30] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:33:28 am
[08:33:41] <crutchy> time new york
[08:33:41] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:33:41] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:33:40 am
[08:33:45] <crutchy> ?
[08:33:48] <crutchy> time miami
[08:33:48] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:33:49] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:33:47 am
[08:33:58] <crutchy> time atlanta
[08:33:59] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:33:59] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:33:58 am
[08:37:16] <crutchy> time atlanta
[08:37:21] <exec> error: command timed out
[08:39:25] <Popeidol> time toparty
[08:39:30] <exec> error: command timed out
[08:40:28] <crutchy> ~reload
[08:40:28] <exec> successfully reloaded exec
[08:40:33] <crutchy> time atlanta
[08:40:33] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:40:34] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:40:32 am
[08:40:59] <chromas> time to leave
[08:41:00] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:41:00] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:40:58 am
[08:41:04] <Popeidol> time melbourne && apt-get install malware && malware
[08:41:05] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[08:41:05] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 06:41:03 am
[08:41:08] <chromas> lower case t
[08:41:15] <chromas> Next time, we'll use a capital
[08:41:19] <Popeidol> worth a shot
[08:41:22] <crutchy> time atlanta
[08:42:18] <chromas> Popeidol: the problem is he's smart enough to strip the naughty bits so we don't see the naughty bits
[08:42:23] <exec> error: command timed out
[08:42:39] <chromas> bitstrip--
[08:42:40] <deadpeas> karma - bitstrip: -1
[08:43:10] <chromas> plus you didn't sudo
[08:43:22] <Popeidol> sadly I do not know the sudo pass
[08:43:30] <Popeidol> so I was just hoping the script ran as root
[08:43:34] <chromas> it's your own pass :)
[08:43:42] <Popeidol> oh, hunter2?
[08:43:52] <chromas> sudo apt-get install virusheat
[08:43:56] <chromas> **********
[08:44:23] <crutchy> wow you have asterisks for your password too!?
[08:44:49] <crutchy> fuck this
[08:44:59] <crutchy> i'll just use google to find the time :-P
[08:45:29] <chromas> Just return UTC and tell the user to math it himself
[08:45:46] <chromas> and to deposit a quarter
[08:46:32] <chromas> exec: s/(.*)/<Insert two moneys>/g
[08:46:32] <SedBot> <chromas> <exec> <Insert two moneys>
[08:52:38] <chromas> exec: s/(.*)/Are you depositing the entire quarter?/g
[08:52:38] <SedBot> <chromas> <exec> Are you depositing the entire quarter?
[08:53:03] <chromas> Do I look Japanese? I want 5 cents back, please. And give it to me in ones. You see, it's allowance day, and we are a family of five.
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[09:12:53] <arti> crutchy, the post thing was due to the form being embedded in a tab pane element, something magical happens to those with bootstrap
[09:16:41] <crutchy> bootstrap?
[09:16:48] <crutchy> is that a framework thing?
[09:20:22] <arti> ya
[09:20:50] <arti> i've not determined why exactly
[09:21:37] <crutchy> frameworks will kill you
[09:24:15] <crutchy> theres a guy at work making us a website atm
[09:24:24] <crutchy> using php storm
[09:24:53] <crutchy> with some weird framework
[09:25:39] <arti> what kind of website?
[09:25:49] <crutchy> company website
[09:26:09] <crutchy> pretty much just a marketing gimmick at this stage
[09:26:24] <arti> marketing gimmicks are awesome
[09:26:31] <arti> "bacon grows hair"
[09:27:59] <crutchy> its not going to have a db, so will be interesting to see how it works
[09:28:12] <arti> look no further than octopress
[09:28:32] <arti> kinda cool, eliminates a whole bunch of exploits
[09:28:40] <arti> faster too
[09:29:31] <crutchy> apparently going to use some pdf shit... not sure if that's a good idea for web content
[09:29:46] <crutchy> prolly just for print versions though
[09:30:02] <arti> to generate pdfs?
[09:30:13] <crutchy> don't think so
[09:30:31] <arti> "all content is emailed through pfs, our system then processes them and generates posts!"
[09:30:38] <arti> pdfs*
[09:31:36] <crutchy> maybe the company will print pages out from word docs, post them to the isp to be scanned and put online
[09:32:08] <crutchy> or maybe use a fax machine
[09:32:20] <crutchy> oh the wonders of tech
[09:33:23] <crutchy> so did you use crowbar.js to prize your form out of bootstrap?
[09:33:52] <arti> lol, i removed the tabs for the time being
[09:34:06] <arti> the goal was to have a store page with tabs with the various elements
[09:34:41] <crutchy> maybe you should have ribbons.. they're kitch now
[09:34:46] <arti> its not essential to have them displayed that way, i just thought it looked nice. i burned a bunch of time on it though
[09:34:54] <arti> personal project
[09:40:56] <crutchy> lol
[09:40:58] <crutchy> [04:29:33] <chromas> The Shituation starring Sean Connery
[09:41:11] <arti> Suck it, trebek!
[09:41:14] <crutchy> why didn't someone grab that :-P
[09:41:39] <arti> because they're humorless twats / it was monday?
[09:42:09] <crutchy> loshersh whine about their besht... winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen
[09:43:52] <chromas> !grab crutchy
[09:43:52] <deadpeas> Added quote 177
[09:49:25] <crutchy> time new york
[09:49:27] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[09:49:27] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 07:49:25 am
[09:51:15] <crutchy> time new york
[09:51:17] <exec> location not found in list of supported timezones - reverting to utc
[09:51:17] <exec> Tuesday, 27 May 2014 07:51:14 am
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[10:53:46] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:53:46] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 128
[10:54:16] <arti> coffee++
[10:54:17] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 129
[11:11:04] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Everything Is Broken - http://sylnt.us - When-you're-living-the-dream
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[11:49:18] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:49:18] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 130
[11:52:31] <arti> bleh trying to write this parser or irpg
[11:53:04] <arti> catch ya later, going to get some rest
[11:53:08] * arti floats off
[11:54:10] <crutchy> cya arti
[11:54:15] <crutchy> ooh irpg!
[11:54:18] <crutchy> :-D
[11:55:45] <crutchy> i'm almost able to pull times out of a google search, and then i might be ready to work on getting IRCiv warriors to attack each other
[12:12:55] <crutchy> time amsterdam
[12:12:56] <exec> 12:12 Tuesday (CEST) - Time in Amsterdam, The Netherlands
[12:13:05] <crutchy> time alaska
[12:13:06] <exec> 2:13 Tuesday (AKDT) - Time in Alaska, USA
[12:13:16] <crutchy> time south pole
[12:15:44] <crutchy> time south pole
[12:15:46] <exec> location not found - Tuesday, 27 May 2014 10:15:44 am
[12:16:08] <crutchy> time south pole
[12:16:10] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014 10:16:08 am
[12:16:27] <crutchy> time south pole
[12:16:29] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:16:26 am
[12:16:33] <crutchy> time london
[12:16:34] <exec> 11:16 Tuesday (BST) - Time in London, UK
[12:16:42] <crutchy> time newark
[12:16:43] <exec> 6:16 Tuesday (EDT) - Time in Newark, NJ, USA
[12:16:50] <crutchy> time montana
[12:16:51] <exec> 4:16 Tuesday (MDT) - Time in Montana, USA
[12:16:57] <crutchy> time grand canyon
[12:16:58] <exec> 3:16 Tuesday (MST) - Time in Phoenix, AZ, USA
[12:17:15] <crutchy> time empire state building
[12:17:17] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:17:14 am
[12:17:34] <crutchy> time tullamarine airport
[12:17:36] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:17:33 am
[12:17:44] <crutchy> time tullamarine
[12:17:45] <exec> 20:17 Tuesday (EST) - Time in Tullamarine VIC
[12:18:12] <crutchy> time china
[12:18:13] <exec> 18:18 Tuesday (CST) - Time in China
[12:18:21] <crutchy> time antarctica
[12:18:23] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:18:20 am
[12:18:32] <crutchy> time az
[12:18:33] <exec> 3:18 Tuesday (MST) - Time in Phoenix, AZ, USA
[12:18:39] <crutchy> time co
[12:18:41] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:18:38 am
[12:18:50] <crutchy> time nsw
[12:18:51] <exec> 20:18 Tuesday (EST) - Time in New South Wales
[12:19:28] <crutchy> time nsw
[12:19:29] <exec> [google] 20:19 Tuesday (EST) - Time in New South Wales
[12:19:41] <crutchy> credit where credit's due :-P
[12:22:30] <crutchy> ~reload
[12:22:31] <exec> successfully reloaded exec
[12:23:37] <crutchy> ~q
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[12:24:39] <crutchy> ~reload
[12:24:39] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[12:25:32] <crutchy> time latrobe valley
[12:25:39] <crutchy> ~time latrobe valley
[12:25:41] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:25:38 am
[12:25:54] <crutchy> ~time vic
[12:25:55] <exec> [Google] 20:25 Tuesday (EST) - Time in Victoria
[12:27:03] <crutchy> ~time mumbai
[12:27:05] <exec> [Google] 15:57 Tuesday (IST) - Time in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
[12:27:47] <crutchy> ~reload
[12:27:47] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[12:27:53] <crutchy> time mumbai
[12:27:54] <exec> [Google] 15:57 Tuesday (IST) - Time in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
[12:28:05] <crutchy> easier without the tilde
[12:28:33] <crutchy> time hollywood
[12:28:34] <exec> [Google] 3:28 Tuesday (PDT) - Time in Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA, USA
[12:28:55] <chromas> time thumbsup.jpg
[12:28:57] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:28:54 am
[12:29:26] <crutchy> time chromas
[12:29:28] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:29:25 am
[12:29:37] <chromas> time milksteak
[12:29:39] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:29:36 am
[12:29:42] <crutchy> lol
[12:29:50] <crutchy> time xlefay
[12:29:52] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:29:50 am
[12:29:58] <chromas> time google
[12:29:59] <exec> [Google] <div style="margin-top:5px"><div style="padding-top:2px">The Guardian - 4 hours ago
[12:30:03] <crutchy> lol
[12:30:22] <crutchy> i should prolly put a length limit on that
[12:30:52] <chromas> Maybe test the result to see if it seems like it's what you want
[12:31:11] <chromas> Like if it's got [s or <s then it's probably not time :)
[12:31:13] <crutchy> time sdgdgdfsg
[12:31:15] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:31:13 am
[12:31:21] <chromas> time wikipedia
[12:31:23] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:31:21 am
[12:31:26] <chromas> time beta
[12:31:28] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:31:26 am
[12:31:37] <chromas> ~reload
[12:31:47] <chromas> ~explode
[12:31:55] <crutchy> how the hell did you pick the one that returned the jibberish :-P
[12:32:07] <crutchy> you're the official soylent bug-finder
[12:32:08] <chromas> time teehee
[12:32:10] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:32:08 am
[12:33:47] <crutchy> time google
[12:33:48] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 10:33:46 am
[12:33:56] <crutchy> time new york
[12:33:57] <exec> [Google] 6:33 Tuesday (EDT) - Time in New York, NY, USA
[12:34:07] <crutchy> did a test for "Time in"
[12:34:31] <chromas> cool
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[13:10:34] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Japan to Build Ice Wall around Leaking Fukushima - http://sylnt.us - Totally-not-imprisoning-a-MUTO
[13:16:10] <crutchy> time the moon
[13:16:12] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 11:16:10 am
[13:16:12] <exec> [Google] The lunation number represents the number of times the Moon has cycled the Earth since January 1923 (based on a series described by Ernest W. Brown in ...
[13:17:04] <crutchy> subsentient will be disgusted :-P
[13:17:13] <crutchy> google infecting irc
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[14:31:34] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - B-52 Gets First Full IT Upgrade - http://sylnt.us - it-just-goes-on-and-on-and-on-and-...
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[14:33:07] <exec> 00,09h00,12i00,02 00,06w00,04e00,07e00,08d00,09s00,12!
[14:36:42] <weeds> well aint that special
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[14:56:11] <crutchy> good morning america
[15:00:21] <LaminatorX> So far, so good.
[15:04:04] <crutchy> :-)
[15:04:11] <weeds> good morning
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[15:09:35] <crutchy> mornin weeds
[15:09:43] <crutchy> mornin swiss
[15:10:03] <crutchy> hi Space_Man,LaminatorX
[15:10:13] <crutchy> and weeds :-)
[15:10:20] <crutchy> lol twice
[15:10:24] <crutchy> :-P
[15:10:48] <crutchy> must be nearly sleepy time for me
[15:48:15] <crutchy> weather crutchy
[15:48:18] <exec> Weather for Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-05-27 11:00:00 (UTC) ~ 2.8 hrs ago:
[15:48:19] <exec> temperature = 51.3°F (10.7°C) dewpoint = 51.3°F (10.7°C)
[15:48:19] <exec> barometric pressure = 1003 mb ~ change of 0.9 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 100%
[15:48:19] <exec> wind speed = 2 mph (3.2 km/h) wind direction = 330°
[15:52:10] <crutchy> bed++
[15:52:10] <deadpeas> karma - bed: 0
[15:52:18] <crutchy> night soylent
[15:53:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> bed should have higher karma than that
[15:53:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> bed++
[15:53:19] <deadpeas> karma - bed: 1
[15:53:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballoons++
[15:53:23] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 35
[15:53:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> crutchy++
[15:53:39] <deadpeas> karma - crutchy: 65
[15:58:04] <Woods> Hmmm... Bed, balloons, and Crutchy. Quite interesting karma adjustments, AndyTheAbsurd.
[16:00:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I try to live up to the last part of my nick.
[16:01:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> unfortunately I've got nothing on this guy:
[16:01:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:39 <+bagel_nimbius> so we have this giant supermarket here called jungle jims. it stocks things based on geolocation...so theres a german section and an italian section
[16:01:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:40 <+bagel_nimbius> one of these sections is 'british' and hence is robin hood themed. its decked out like sherwood forrest and looks cringeworthy as hell.
[16:01:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:41 <+bagel_nimbius> anyhow they pipe this awful recorded track of some dude with the wost english accent on the planet feigning the role of robin hood and insisting your allegiance determines the fate of your fucking shopping carty
[16:01:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:41 <+bagel_nimbius> its like a fever dream...
[16:01:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:41 <@mReCHO> damn, cat just gave me the 'fuck you' look, I woke him up
[16:01:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:41 <+bagel_nimbius> anyhow ive considered dressing up in green tights and hiding behind displays...when someone rolls by i
[16:01:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:41 <+bagel_nimbius> steal their porkchops.
[16:01:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:42 <+bagel_nimbius> and then donate them to the poor
[16:01:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:42 <+bagel_nimbius> and by the poor i mean put them in the tank of water with the fresh lobsta.
[16:01:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:42 <@mReCHO> o.O
[16:01:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> 07:42 <+bagel_nimbius> then i would be grocery store robin hood.
[16:01:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> 08:06 <+bagel_nimbius> I could run around with a ham called little john
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[16:03:48] <Blackmoore> mornin
[16:11:49] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Game Downloaders React to Huge Torrent - http://sylnt.us - bigger-is-not-always-better
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[16:50:39] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[16:50:39] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 131
[17:00:38] <weeds> luftballoons++
[17:00:38] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 36
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[17:14:44] <Blackmoore> *sick of driving*
[17:15:31] <Blackmoore> drove for more than28 hours since thursday.
[17:15:43] <Blackmoore> i need a damn teleporter.
[17:17:55] <LaminatorX> I've often thought that an undead army would solve most of my problems. Mind you, I'd mostly contract them out as day-laborers.
[17:28:39] <Blackmoore> I think that would work well for me too.
[17:29:22] <Blackmoore> i just have to make sure they wont take orders from my 10 year old kid
[17:33:36] <Landon> heh, LaminatorX, have you played civ clicker? :)
[17:33:51] <Landon> one of the scenarios is that you can generate zombies with enough accumulated piety
[17:33:57] <Landon> so you can just send the real people off to be killed
[17:34:02] <Landon> and raise them as zombies to work in the fields
[17:34:17] <Landon> eventualy, you have no need for real people and change all your zombies to work as priests generating more piety
[17:34:53] <LaminatorX> I have not. Pious zombies?
[17:35:08] <Landon> indeed
[17:42:18] <Blackmoore> would that not be proof that god doesnt exist?
[17:43:00] <LaminatorX> No, but it would require a certain level of indifference on the part of the supreme being.
[17:51:03] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Snakerpillar! - http://sylnt.us - had-me-fooled
[17:57:37] <Blackmoore> indifference or malace.
[18:06:07] <Landon> dhmholley.co.uk/civclicker.html
[18:06:08] <Landon> :)
[18:06:12] <Landon> waste your day here
[18:06:30] <Landon> it's even open source
[18:36:21] <boioioing> AndyTheAbsurd++
[18:36:21] <deadpeas> karma - andytheabsurd: 2
[18:36:48] <boioioing> I enjoyed that Robin Hood story
[18:37:06] <boioioing> luftballoons++
[18:37:06] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 37
[18:37:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballoons++
[18:37:50] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 38
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[19:12:04] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - New Supercapacitor for 1000x Lifetime + Fastcharge - http://sylnt.us - now-that's-fast
[19:13:56] <boioioing> Landon that civclicker is pretty awesome.
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[20:11:49] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Spotify: Some Users Should Change Their Passwords! - http://sylnt.us - another-data-compromise
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[20:26:24] <Woods> How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
[20:26:48] <Subsentient> 8.
[20:26:49] <LaminatorX> How many?
[20:26:51] <Woods> Ten tickles.
[20:26:56] <Subsentient> ........
[20:27:06] <Subsentient> I 8 10 tickles.
[20:27:16] <LaminatorX> What does a duck eat with its cheese?
[20:27:27] <Subsentient> Gerbils?
[20:27:32] <Woods> The bill, perhaps?
[20:27:35] <LaminatorX> Quackers.
[20:27:37] <Subsentient> lollll
[20:27:42] <Subsentient> Woods: nice
[20:27:43] <Woods> kekekeke
[20:47:13] <arti> kekekeke
[20:47:50] <arti> why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?
[20:48:01] <arti> a: so he could get a long little doggy
[20:48:32] <LaminatorX> BOOM!
[20:50:18] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - China Considers Ban on IBM Servers - http://sylnt.us - no-one-ever-got-fired-for-buying-ibm
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[21:43:47] <Woods> So I just got an e-mail to the helpdesk with an attached PDF of a scanned image of a printout of a screenshot of an error...
[21:46:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Woods: sounds to me like the situation is hopeless...because I can virtually guarantee you that no one in the chain that got that e-mail to you has actually bothered to READ THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE!
[21:46:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> People not reading error messages gets me very angry
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[21:47:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> Like "it's a very good thing my name isn't Bruce Banner" level angry
[21:48:13] <Woods> The user was attempting to RDC to a remote server at a different company. But that company changed their servers yesterday and did not tell us.
[21:48:29] <Woods> I also showed the user the "Snipping tool" in Win7.
[21:54:23] <LaminatorX> I occasionally get emailed a pdf of a scan of a fax of a printout of a word doc.
[21:54:56] <LaminatorX> From someone down the hall from me.
[21:55:19] <LaminatorX> The FAX is in the building, but they scan it and email me a pdf.
[22:03:18] <Woods> At least they are inventive.
[22:20:25] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Lost Recording of Tolkien Found - http://sylnt.us - it's-around-here-somewhere
[22:39:29] <paulej72> If you want a silly joke here is one: why did the old man put his car in the oven?
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[22:40:07] <paulej72> If you want a silly joke here is one: why did the old man put his car in the oven?
[22:40:22] <LaminatorX> I don't know, why?
[22:40:36] <paulej72> He wanted a hot rod
[22:40:49] <Subsentient> .... old guy boner jokes.
[22:40:52] <Subsentient> priceless
[22:48:48] <LaminatorX> Well, gotta go. Something's come up.
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[23:46:27] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:46:27] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 132
[23:47:14] <arti> :)
[23:47:43] <crutchy> time chicago
[23:47:44] <exec> [Google] 4:47pm Tuesday (CDT) - Time in Chicago, IL, USA
[23:48:28] <arti> you should do "time since last shooting"
[23:49:16] <crutchy> i don't think it supports negative numbers
[23:49:29] <arti> are those numbers that're having a bad day?
[23:50:09] <crutchy> they're the ones below the poverty line
[23:50:20] <paulej72> time stoystown
[23:50:21] <exec> [Google] 5:50pm Tuesday (EDT) - Time in Stoystown, PA, USA
[23:50:28] <arti> time bothell
[23:50:29] <exec> [Google] 2:50pm Tuesday (PDT) - Time in Bothell, WA, USA
[23:50:49] <crutchy> time melbourne
[23:50:50] <exec> [Google] 7:50am Wednesday (EST) - Time in Melbourne VIC, Australia
[23:50:53] <crutchy> :-(
[23:51:03] <crutchy> damn work morning
[23:51:14] <arti> future man
[23:51:26] <paulej72> time princeton
[23:51:27] <exec> [Google] 5:51pm Tuesday (EDT) - Time in Princeton, NJ, USA
[23:51:33] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Torrentz.eu Domain Restored - http://sylnt.us - due-process-in-vogue
[23:51:47] <arti> BRILLIANT
[23:51:56] <arti> so for those guys who steal sandwiches
[23:52:24] <arti> someone clever made a mouldy bag
[23:52:49] <paulej72> lol
[23:53:02] <arti> http://en.ideas4all.com here's one
[23:53:10] <arti> http://img.fark.net
[23:53:42] <crutchy> arti, i'll try not to stink it up too much before it gets to you
[23:54:07] <arti> i don't want your loafs
[23:54:35] <crutchy> time stormtrooper
[23:54:36] <paulej72> arti: you could just make liverwurst and limberger sandwiches and noone would touch them :)
[23:54:37] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 09:54:34 pm
[23:54:37] <exec> [Google] 9 Aug 2009 ... Stormtroopers aren't fighting in battles every single day like you see in the Star Wars films. Here's what they do when they have some free time.
[23:54:43] <arti> what's on the agenda today? [7:55AM, hair combing - 100 strokes]
[23:55:01] <arti> paulej72: i'd keep them in a cooler which i'd carry in
[23:55:16] <arti> failing that, maybe hot sauce all over it
[23:55:27] <arti> ghost chili or something
[23:55:55] <arti> since i wouldn't want to get sued for poisoning someone
[23:56:11] <paulej72> ghost chili peper jack cheese, yum
[23:56:13] <arti> eyedrops work best :P
[23:56:22] <arti> fauce_ass.sh
[23:56:27] <arti> faucet*
[23:57:28] <paulej72> time to go
[23:57:29] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 27 May 2014, 09:57:27 pm
[23:57:30] <exec> [Google] 2 Jan 2014 ... Margaret Drabble: Advances in science that keep us alive for longer and longer, must be balanced by the freedom to die when we wish to.
[23:57:46] <arti> godspeed paulej72
[23:58:00] <crutchy> cya paulej72 :-)
[23:58:13] <arti> that's why they put handlebars near the facilities
[23:58:26] <arti> i'd be worried if they had one of those bite down sticks
[23:58:33] <paulej72> arti and crutchy I wanted to see what ecex would spit out for that not that I was leaving
[23:58:43] <arti> a likely story
[23:58:44] <crutchy> lol
[23:58:50] <crutchy> wb paulej72 :-)
[23:58:54] <arti> yes, wb
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[23:59:20] <paulej72> !grab exec
[23:59:20] <deadpeas> Added quote 178
[23:59:23] <crutchy> time nwe ykor
[23:59:24] <exec> [Google] 5:59pm Tuesday (EDT) - Time in New York, NY, USA
[23:59:31] <paulej72> !quote 178
[23:59:31] <deadpeas> Quote 178 - <exec> [Google] 2 Jan 2014 ... Margaret Drabble: Advances in science that keep us alive for longer and longer, must be balanced by the freedom to die when we wish to.
[23:59:57] <crutchy> that's why god invented human nature