#Soylent | Logs for 2014-05-26

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[00:01:47] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Crowdfunding Science - http://sylnt.us - the-public-always-pay,-but-now-with-a-choice
[00:09:57] <chromas> kmail automatically thinks everything with a shortened url is a scam email
[00:10:05] <arti> its true
[00:10:13] <arti> take a look at sylnt.us
[00:10:19] <arti> scams. scams everywhere.
[00:10:28] <chromas> omg it's a goatse!
[00:10:36] <arti> a wild goatse appears
[00:10:50] <chromas> Trying to suck me into its concave pyramid scheme
[00:11:30] <chromas> !grab arti
[00:11:30] <deadpeas> Added quote 172
[00:12:02] <arti> those shapes (gapes?) are known as sarlaccs
[00:13:37] <chromas> wow; the earth trolled us
[00:14:36] <chromas> troll hole
[00:14:59] <chromas> Gotta pay the troll toll to get the boy's soul
[00:16:00] <chromas> s/ s/ h/
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[00:34:07] <Ethanol-fueled> suck me off, sacksucks.
[00:36:17] <Ethanol-fueled> you will pay fpr that shit
[00:36:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Bluuuuughhhhh
[00:37:22] <Ethanol-fueled> foootlong brown snakes will be shat upon you.
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[00:37:59] * chromas prefers the footlong dong
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[01:52:09] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Seven-Month Sentence for LulzSec Leader 'Sabu'? - http://sylnt.us - forever-looking-over-his-shoulder
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[02:15:18] <Subsentient> chromas: lollll
[02:15:23] <Subsentient> what was that about?
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[04:27:07] <chromas> Subsentient: which thing?
[04:28:30] <Subsentient> chromas: derp
[04:29:05] <chromas> Ah. Well, derpa droo
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[04:51:22] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Bamboo as Carbon Fibre Replacement - http://sylnt.us - Grass-Power!
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[07:55:00] <chromas> Windows--
[07:55:00] <deadpeas> karma - windows: -4
[07:58:28] <arti> windaz
[08:00:44] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Black Hole 'Doughnut' Theory Questioned - http://sylnt.us - Big-Twinkie
[08:17:48] <chromas> People who don't know how to use computers should run linux
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[09:39:36] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:39:36] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 123
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[09:53:30] <crutchy> o.0
[09:54:30] <arti> yo
[09:54:58] <crutchy> hi :-)
[09:57:16] <crutchy> has there been plenty of banter while i was at work?
[09:58:27] <Popeidol> define 'plenty'
[09:58:32] <exec> 'plenty': unable to find definition
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[10:00:50] <crutchy> wtf?
[10:01:06] <crutchy> define poonjab
[10:01:07] <exec> [urbandictionary] poonjab: the act of driving your fist into a women's vagina with superior force
[10:01:28] <crutchy> why the can't it define 'plenty'?
[10:01:54] <Popeidol> I'm assuming it's the quotes
[10:02:12] <crutchy> oh
[10:03:14] <arti> that's pirate speak
[10:03:21] * crutchy wonders whether that particular urbandictionary entry is ethanol-fuelled's handiwork
[10:04:30] * crutchy wonders how that word came to mind
[10:04:41] <Popeidol> I like that it specifies 'superior force'
[10:04:53] <crutchy> must've been the other crutchy
[10:05:00] <Popeidol> to differentiate from the inferior force variety
[10:05:09] <Popeidol> which is presumably elsewhere
[10:05:38] <crutchy> maybe the inferior variety is poonjib
[10:09:29] <arti> or the classic poonjizz
[10:09:47] <arti> how do i pull up a definition that i added yesterday?
[10:10:35] <chromas> define wimjub
[10:10:35] <exec> [soylent] wimjub: Kawasaki Panzerfaust m2 triple platinum plus radium Jizzy stick at 27 jiggawats.
[10:12:09] <chromas> jigga please!
[10:12:30] <swiss> define plenty
[10:12:35] <exec> [wolframalpha] plenty: 1 | noun | a full supply\n2 | noun | (often followed by (open curly double quote)of(close curly double quote)) a large number or amount or extent\n3 | adverb | as much as necessary\n4 | determiner | determiner
[10:12:56] <swiss> define sin(30)
[10:13:02] <exec> sin(30): unable to find definition
[10:13:05] <swiss> hm
[10:13:18] <chromas> define sine(30)
[10:13:23] <exec> sine(30): unable to find definition
[10:13:31] <swiss> calculate sin(30)
[10:13:55] <swiss> :(
[10:13:57] <swiss> bedtime
[10:14:14] <chromas> define bedtime
[10:14:19] <exec> [wolframalpha] bedtime: noun | the time you go to bed
[10:20:07] <arti> meanwhile in NZ https://www.youtube.com
[10:21:22] <chromas> I remember that one
[10:22:12] <chromas> Then it suggests "Big Ram MAting Sheep Sex Close-Up - dog gets involved!"
[10:31:19] <arti> how is everyone?
[10:35:21] <NCommander> Is it me, or is the site deader than usual?
[10:35:37] NCommander changed topic of #Soylent to: https://soylentnews.org | Wiki: http://sylnt.us | Code: http://sylnt.us | Got bugs? http://sylnt.us | Who's who? http://sylnt.us | Get Involved: http://sylnt.us | Staff discussions in #staff are now open for all, always.
[10:38:15] <arti> holiday weekend... on top of normal weekend
[10:38:26] <arti> review the channel traffic
[10:41:44] * arti leaves offerings of twinkies in the offering dish
[10:51:58] * chromas hopes there are no priests involved
[10:55:22] * crutchy is munching on a block of cadbury snack
[10:56:07] <arti> those egg things?
[10:56:15] <crutchy> ncommander... the problem is that everything is running smoothly and on schedule
[10:56:28] <arti> give me shell access, i'll give you something to do :D
[10:56:35] <crutchy> need to start crisisd
[10:56:43] <crutchy> aka crapd
[10:57:00] <crutchy> oh wait that's already an alias for slashd :-P
[10:57:23] <NCommander> well, a few das to upgrade da
[10:57:48] <crutchy> chuck da shit at da wall and see what sticks
[10:58:05] <crutchy> that's my development philosophy :-D
[10:58:16] <arti> it's a sound business strategy too
[11:00:33] <crutchy> arti: https://www.cadbury.com.au
[11:00:49] <SirFinkus> do the google thing, unplug random shit
[11:00:59] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - The Cost of US Mass Incarceration - http://sylnt.us - Prison-Industrial-Complex
[11:01:04] <SirFinkus> and see how long it takes for the problem to be isolated and fixed
[11:01:45] <arti> chaos monkey or whatever
[11:02:01] <crutchy> do we have a backup irc server?
[11:02:49] <crutchy> as long as we don't lose irc, go nuts :-P
[11:03:20] <arti> sirfinkus: Short Circuit: https://www.youtube.com
[11:03:42] <arti> ~ 45 seconds in is the line
[11:03:43] <exec> IRC SCRIPT EXECUTIVE
[11:03:43] <exec> https://github.com
[11:03:43] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[11:03:50] <crutchy> make up a nice "ur webzyte r belongs to ass" home page hack
[11:04:10] <crutchy> ooh
[11:04:25] <crutchy> didn't realise that command accepted trailings
[11:04:50] * crutchy opens about.php
[11:05:32] <crutchy> ~reload
[11:05:33] <exec> successfully reloaded exec
[11:06:38] <chromas> Movie trailer narrators sounded happy back then
[11:07:43] <arti> yeah, boomers were in their 30s :P
[11:07:55] <crutchy> ~ la la la doorsnoker
[11:08:03] <crutchy> thats better
[11:08:08] <chromas> define doorsnoker
[11:08:09] <crutchy> ~
[11:08:09] <exec> IRC SCRIPT EXECUTIVE
[11:08:10] <exec> https://github.com
[11:08:10] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[11:08:13] <exec> doorsnoker: unable to find definition
[11:09:24] <crutchy> define-add doorsnoker the ssid of crutchy's wifi router thingy
[11:09:24] <exec> definition for term "doorsnoker" set to "the ssid of crutchy's wifi router thingy"
[11:09:38] <arti> mines slompochomp
[11:10:14] <crutchy> define-add slompochomp the ssid of arti's wifi router thingy
[11:10:15] <exec> definition for term "slompochomp" set to "the ssid of arti's wifi router thingy"
[11:10:55] <chromas> define-add frostivag your sister
[11:10:55] <exec> definition for term "frostivag" set to "your sister"
[11:11:28] * crutchy wonders if there was an urbandictionary definition for that
[11:11:40] <crutchy> there are some very strange words in there
[11:11:44] <arti> sounds like a slur for norsepoon
[11:11:59] <arti> could be a diety
[11:12:12] <crutchy> oh hail mighty norsepoon!
[11:12:49] <crutchy> i'd rather follow a norsepoon than a dirty old stinking shoe or a cheap gourd
[11:12:54] <crutchy> i think
[11:12:59] <crutchy> define norsepoon
[11:13:05] <exec> norsepoon: unable to find definition
[11:13:08] <crutchy> phew
[11:17:21] * arti refills his water
[11:17:31] <crutchy> i think more people will come if we have punch and pie
[11:17:51] * chromas came for the Free Hat
[11:18:07] <crutchy> i had some party pies at work today :L
[11:18:18] <chromas> What kinds?
[11:18:51] * crutchy wonders if typo emoticons are valid
[11:19:06] <crutchy> little meaty ones
[11:19:34] <chromas> Your icon wasn't a straight-faced drooler?
[11:19:52] <crutchy> ooh yeah that's me :-D_
[11:19:53] <chromas> Or like maybe a saber tooth
[11:20:35] <crutchy> :-|>
[11:20:51] <crutchy> ooh
[11:20:55] <crutchy> <:-)
[11:21:03] <crutchy> i came for the free hat too
[11:21:49] <chromas> Free Hat! Free Hat! Fr
[11:24:20] * crutchy is adding some admin commands to the irciv script
[11:25:46] <chromas> ~sudo shutdown -h now
[11:32:50] <JamesNZ> What about free beer???
[11:36:12] <crutchy> too many australians wouldn't be a good thing
[11:36:48] <JamesNZ> I'M NOT AUSTRALIAN!
[11:36:54] <JamesNZ> How dare you!
[11:37:30] <crutchy> you just haven't acquired the taste for vegemite yet... it will come
[11:37:33] <crutchy> :-P
[11:38:08] <chromas> meatemite
[11:38:09] <JamesNZ> Actually I quite like vegemite :P
[11:38:26] <crutchy> well there ya go. chuck another pie on the barbie cobber
[11:38:27] <SirFinkus> I heard free beer
[11:38:27] <JamesNZ> And I don't think I've ever had marmite, believe it or not.
[11:39:22] <crutchy> SirFinkus: its stout
[11:39:22] <SirFinkus> how many sheep do you have?
[11:39:29] <SirFinkus> even better
[11:39:39] <SirFinkus> as long as it isn't guiness
[11:39:49] <SirFinkus> you can fuck off with your guiness
[11:39:54] <crutchy> i dunno i can't count cos there are too many new zealanders
[11:39:56] <JamesNZ> sirecote: I think it's about 3 per person?
[11:40:11] <SirFinkus> lol
[11:40:29] <JamesNZ> Err, SirFinkus *
[11:41:20] <crutchy> don't sheep have their own representation in the parliament of the australian state of new zealand :-P
[11:42:05] <SirFinkus> naw, each sheep a guy owns gives him 3/5ths of a vote
[11:42:06] * JamesNZ hurls kangaroos at crutchy
[11:42:21] * crutchy hides behind a wombat
[11:42:50] <JamesNZ> Aussie's deadly enough without the kangaroos, you won't last long behind there ;)
[11:43:04] <crutchy> define-add wombat rock that grunts
[11:43:05] <exec> definition for term "wombat" set to "rock that grunts"
[11:43:16] <SirFinkus> wombat sounds dirty
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[11:44:11] <JamesNZ> crutchy: :P http://www.quickmeme.com
[11:44:49] <crutchy> lol
[11:45:22] <crutchy> aww flies don't kill... they just annoy the shit out of you so bad that you wanna kill someone
[11:45:37] <SirFinkus> koalas?
[11:45:54] <crutchy> now they are ffuckin dangerous
[11:46:22] <SirFinkus> double ffs, they must be
[11:46:27] <crutchy> koalas chase after kids on their bikes
[11:46:33] <SirFinkus> lol
[11:46:38] <crutchy> i'm not eeven joking
[11:46:51] <crutchy> wtf is wrong with my kb
[11:47:04] <crutchy> i have bouncy keys
[11:47:53] <crutchy> koalas shouldn't be allowed to ride bikes
[11:48:21] <chromas> s/bi/dy/
[11:48:28] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Are there snakes where you live?
[11:48:32] <SirFinkus> that's speciesist
[11:48:52] <JamesNZ> crutchy: I mean, in your part of Aussie.
[11:48:56] <crutchy> there's a dreaded one-eyed trouser snake nearby
[11:49:12] <crutchy> and prolly some tigers and browns
[11:49:33] <crutchy> i've only seen a couple of snakes (touch wood)
[11:49:44] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[11:49:45] <SirFinkus> what about ones not touching wood?
[11:49:59] <JamesNZ> I held a childrens python when I was in Canberra.
[11:50:14] <crutchy> i don't make a habit of going where snakes are sure to be
[11:50:24] <SirFinkus> you usually have to go to thailand for that
[11:50:30] <crutchy> and if i have to i make lots of noise
[11:50:36] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Wise man :P
[11:50:49] <chromas> SirFinkus: for surprise trouser snakes?
[11:50:51] <SirFinkus> or become a priest
[11:51:02] <SirFinkus> no, childrens python
[11:51:16] <crutchy> lol
[11:51:18] <crutchy> ew
[11:51:19] <chromas> isn't that called php?
[11:51:36] <SirFinkus> should have made the priest joke first, but I didn't think quickly enough
[11:51:49] <SirFinkus> I've let you all down
[11:51:56] <JamesNZ> It's not like all priests are pedophiles...
[11:52:12] <crutchy> just the ones that get caught
[11:53:02] <SirFinkus> I was an altar boy once, true story
[11:53:03] <JamesNZ> You could say the same about any other person ;)
[11:53:20] <crutchy> yeah but priests are more fun to pick on
[11:53:59] <SirFinkus> and there was that whole thing with the catholics and deaf kids etc
[11:54:01] <JamesNZ> *shrug*
[11:54:28] <crutchy> and not to mention the shrubbery saga
[11:55:10] <crutchy> is there snakes in new zealand?
[11:55:30] <crutchy> i never been there. my sister has and said it was awesome
[11:55:33] <JamesNZ> Nah, we're safe.
[11:55:39] <JamesNZ> Indeed it is :)
[11:55:47] <SirFinkus> if you ever go, bring snakes crutchy
[11:55:56] <crutchy> lol snakes on a plane
[11:55:59] <JamesNZ> Hah XD
[11:56:28] <crutchy> need to move your country to the west a bit more though
[11:56:35] <crutchy> too many earthquakes where it is now
[11:56:58] <SirFinkus> you could be like that asshole who brought cane toads to australia
[11:57:09] <crutchy> then we can kick footiees to each other
[11:57:25] <JamesNZ> :P
[11:57:49] <crutchy> cane toads make good golf balls
[11:58:02] <crutchy> oh did i say that out loud :-\
[11:58:27] <JamesNZ> Yep.
[11:58:54] <crutchy> my sister in law's dog likes to lick them too
[11:59:00] <JamesNZ> O_o
[11:59:07] <SirFinkus> "In April 2005, Dave Tollner, a Northern Territory Member of Parliament, called for legalisation of attacks on cane toads. This was criticised by many animal and conservation groups who claim freezing is a more humane way to kill cane toads than hitting them with cricket bats."
[11:59:55] <crutchy> those morons should go get jobs
[12:01:53] <crutchy> luckily don't get cane toads down where i am
[12:01:55] <crutchy> yet
[12:04:25] <crutchy> maybe someone needs to genetically engineer a snake that eats cane toads
[12:05:40] <JamesNZ> Don't snakes eat cane toads?
[12:05:41] <crutchy> the pcpython
[12:05:51] <crutchy> guess not
[12:06:20] <crutchy> i think cane toads have all sorts of nasties that stop things from eating them
[12:06:34] <JamesNZ> Ah, I see.
[12:06:39] <crutchy> or some shit
[12:06:58] <crutchy> probably something to do with why my sis in law's dog likes licking them so much
[12:07:06] <crutchy> :-D
[12:07:47] * JamesNZ would think that was a rather unhealthy habit :P
[12:10:19] <SirFinkus> dont knock it till you try it
[12:11:28] <JamesNZ> I, er, think I'll leave that to the dog.
[12:12:38] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[12:12:59] <crutchy> secretes a hallucinogen through its skin when threatened
[12:13:11] <crutchy> (amongst other toxins)
[12:14:21] <Popeidol> I'm not sure whether getting your predators high is a good or bad survival trait
[12:14:36] <Popeidol> I'd liken it with pigs being so delicious
[12:14:47] <Popeidol> sure, it's meant there's a lot more pigs around than there otherwise would be
[12:15:20] <chromas> If you're delicious then we'll keep you around
[12:15:28] <Popeidol> I bet you say that to all the girls
[12:15:45] * chromas checks around for cameras
[12:17:53] * JamesNZ surreptitiously hides one behind his back
[12:32:16] * chromas notes that _NSAKEY already has a camera up JamesNZ's back
[12:47:13] <crutchy> where's sedbot when u need it
[12:48:01] * chromas can stand in for SedBot
[12:48:46] <crutchy> lol
[12:49:00] <crutchy> mackey where is sedbot?
[12:49:01] <exec> crutchy, quit fooling around and get back to your work, m'kay
[12:49:05] <crutchy> lol
[12:49:33] <crutchy> could make a sedbot out of last.php
[12:50:23] <crutchy> anyone know how to make a sedbot from this? https://github.com
[12:51:09] <chromas> Pipe string through sed
[12:51:26] <crutchy> what's sed?
[12:51:31] <chromas> Nobody would abuse
[12:51:38] <chromas> It's what sedbot represents
[12:51:54] <crutchy> sed is a nation of bots?
[12:52:30] <chromas> Yes, sir. A "stream editor" that sedbot-like commands to edit files or stdin or whatever
[12:52:49] <crutchy> sounds complimicatered
[12:53:19] <chromas> It's useful if you want to rename a function or change stuff in a bunch of files
[12:54:08] <chromas> Or whatever. I've not used it much
[12:54:19] <crutchy> kinda like str_replace?
[12:54:28] <crutchy> except for files
[12:54:30] <chromas> Yeah but with more options
[12:54:32] <chromas> command line
[12:54:47] <chromas> It's hiding out with your apt and cowsay
[12:54:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, or something coming in on a pipe or whatever
[12:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:55:03] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 124
[12:56:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty sure there's some sed in my conky scripts fer instance
[12:59:01] <crutchy> i'll poop some php and see what it smells like
[12:59:41] <chromas> phpoop
[12:59:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, looks like i moved it all to bash scripts so i could actually read my .conkyrc files
[13:03:51] <crutchy> shouldn't take too long
[13:04:04] <crutchy> gotta love explode :-)
[13:04:18] <chromas> If you use sed you can turn anything on your computer into the script you need
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[13:30:51] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Photos from Late HR Giger's Home - http://sylnt.us - Biomechanics
[13:41:01] <crutchy> blah
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[13:49:14] <crutchy> blah
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[13:49:46] <crutchy> s/blah/bloh/
[13:50:02] <chromas> Command timed out
[13:50:12] <crutchy> lol
[13:53:18] <crutchy> s/lol/poo/
[13:53:47] <crutchy> s/lol/poo/
[13:53:48] <exec> crutchy: poool/poo/
[13:54:18] <crutchy> damn undefined variable
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[13:55:02] <crutchy> s/damn/good/
[13:55:03] <exec> crutchy: good undefined variable
[13:55:26] <crutchy> s/o/AAAAA/
[13:55:26] <exec> crutchy: s/damn/gAAAAAod/
[13:55:52] <crutchy> s/A/AAAAA/g
[13:55:53] <exec> crutchy: s/o/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/
[13:56:56] <crutchy> chromas: s/command/blah
[13:58:33] <crutchy> chromas: s/command/blah
[13:58:34] <exec> last message by "chromas:" not found
[13:58:46] <crutchy> :-/
[13:59:08] <crutchy> chromas: s/command/blah
[13:59:09] <exec> chromas: blah timed out
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[13:59:25] <crutchy> that's better
[13:59:29] <crutchy> damn string indexes
[13:59:49] <crutchy> chromas s/timed/stuff/
[13:59:49] <exec> chromas: Command stuff out
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[14:08:43] <crutchy> exec.sed.enable
[14:08:44] <exec> exec sed enabled
[14:09:22] <crutchy> s/chromas/blah/
[14:09:23] <exec> crutchy: blah s/timed/stuff/
[14:09:37] <crutchy> exec.sed.disable
[14:09:38] <exec> exec sed disabled
[14:10:03] <crutchy> chromas s/timed/blah/
[14:10:10] <crutchy> exec.sed.enable
[14:10:11] <exec> exec sed enabled
[14:10:13] <crutchy> chromas s/timed/blah/
[14:10:14] <exec> chromas: Command blah out
[14:11:07] <crutchy> can use this one at least till SedBot comes back i guess
[14:11:22] <crutchy> and then just switch it off
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[14:14:42] <crutchy> if anyone is curious: https://github.com
[14:15:46] <chromas> S/(.)/ x /
[14:15:54] <chromas> S/(.)/ x /g
[14:15:54] <exec> chromas: S/ x / x /
[14:16:26] <crutchy> did that work as expected?
[14:16:52] <crutchy> i'm not a sed guru
[14:17:22] <chromas> Not at all :)
[14:17:43] <chromas> sed takes regular expressions
[14:17:56] <crutchy> oh
[14:18:01] <chromas> Though I only barely know anything about them.
[14:18:10] <crutchy> yeah i know even less
[14:18:12] <crutchy> :-P
[14:18:50] <crutchy> i could prolly use php's regex functions, but i don't really wanna poison my mind
[14:20:00] <crutchy> hopefully SedBot won't be far away :-)
[14:21:43] <crutchy> was a bit of fun scripting that... a nice little distraction from trying to get IRCiv units to attack each other
[14:25:24] <chromas> They can attack with regex and Perl
[14:27:35] <crutchy> and toasters
[14:27:51] <crutchy> toasters make a mean weapon
[14:29:17] <crutchy> s//test/
[14:30:46] <chromas> S/ //g
[14:30:47] <exec> chromas: TheycanattackwithregexandPerl
[14:31:27] <chromas> S/(.)/_/g
[14:31:28] <exec> chromas: S/ //g
[14:31:35] <crutchy> s//test/
[14:31:36] <exec> syntax: [nick[:] ]s/old/new[/[g]]
[14:32:29] <crutchy> s/\//\//g
[14:33:26] <chromas> s/s/essess/g
[14:33:27] <exec> chromas: essess/(.)/_/g
[14:33:53] <crutchy> this one doesn't support escaping which kinda sucks
[14:34:35] <crutchy> might be able to use a str_replace at the start
[14:35:16] <chromas> I think you'd just need to check each / you find and see if it has a \ before it
[14:35:44] <chromas> If it does then move on to the next
[14:36:04] <chromas> For the initial splitting
[14:42:10] <crutchy> s/\//\//g
[14:42:11] <exec> crutchy: might be able to use a str_replace at the start
[14:42:31] <crutchy> s/\//\//g
[14:42:31] <exec> crutchy: s/\//\//g
[14:42:48] <crutchy> s/\///g
[14:42:49] <exec> crutchy: s\\g
[14:43:17] <crutchy> hmm i think that worked :-$
[14:44:26] <crutchy> my workaround is awesome
[14:44:54] <crutchy> replaces \/ with a randomized 50 character string before exploding :-P
[14:45:46] <crutchy> s/\//\/
[14:45:47] <exec> crutchy: replaces \/ with a randomized 50 character string before exploding :-P
[14:46:04] <crutchy> facepalm
[15:11:06] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Study Suggests More Than Two-Thirds of Healthy Americans Infected with HPV - http://sylnt.us - If-only-there-were-a-vaccine
[15:12:42] <crutchy> blah \/ blah
[15:12:49] <crutchy> s/\//\/
[15:13:14] <crutchy> s/\//\/
[15:13:22] <crutchy> blah \/ blah
[15:13:50] <crutchy> s/\//\/
[15:13:51] <exec> crutchy: blah \\ blah
[15:14:17] <crutchy> \/\/\/\/\/\/
[15:14:36] <crutchy> s/\//./g
[15:14:37] <exec> crutchy: \.\.\.\.\.\.
[15:16:21] <crutchy> ~reload
[15:16:21] <exec> successfully reloaded exec
[15:24:52] <crutchy> ~reload
[15:24:52] <exec> successfully reloaded exec
[15:29:20] <crutchy> ~reload
[15:29:20] <exec> successfully reloaded exec
[15:30:21] <exec> minute timer test
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[15:31:21] <exec> minute timer test
[15:32:21] <exec> minute timer test
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[15:56:29] <janrinok> Only 6 stories in the queue - and not all of those are usable - Please post more stories!
[15:57:05] <crutchy> sedbot is dead!
[15:57:18] <crutchy> and where the hell is xlefay?
[15:57:23] <crutchy> there's 2 :-P
[15:57:43] <janrinok> Give me a link and I'll make something up!!! (Hi crutchy)
[15:57:52] <crutchy> hi janrinok :-)
[15:58:03] <janrinok> At least it made me smile...
[15:58:17] <crutchy> oh
[15:58:30] <crutchy> what's up?
[15:58:35] <crutchy> err down
[15:59:24] * janrinok is getting confused...
[15:59:40] <crutchy> oh join the club i'm always confused
[15:59:53] <crutchy> what are you confused about?
[16:00:26] <janrinok> That's 3 stories. 'New club formed for confused Soylentils' - contact crutchy for membership details.
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[16:05:34] <paulej72> janrinok: US holiday today, I bet that out page hits will be down as well as comment counts
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[16:08:47] <crutchy> something brainfarted
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[16:09:19] <crutchy> brainfart++
[16:09:19] <deadpeas> karma - brainfart: 1
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[16:13:27] <paulej72> I have a sneeky suspicion that most of the “people” on here are on via bouncers and not really “here” :)
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[16:13:59] * Bytram|away can attest that he's not all here, but that's a different matter! =)
[16:14:22] <janrinok> Bytram|away: you beat me to it!
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[16:15:12] <crutchy> must be lumps in the intertubes
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[16:15:33] <janrinok> crutchy: big one's too
[16:15:53] <paulej72> constapated
[16:16:06] * janrinok winces at the thought...
[16:17:02] <crutchy> i'm trying to test a sedbot whois on a minute timer
[16:17:13] <crutchy> lumpy interblags aren;t helping :-P
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[16:20:41] <exec> SedBot not found
[16:21:02] <Bytram> !uid
[16:21:02] <deadpeas> The current maximum UID is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:21:11] <Bytram> s/uid/current-uid/
[16:21:22] <crutchy> exec.sed.enable
[16:21:23] <exec> exec sed enabled
[16:21:27] <Bytram> if at first you don't succeed...
[16:21:41] <exec> SedBot not found
[16:21:50] <Bytram> s/...$/, avoid skydiving/
[16:22:35] <crutchy> sorry no regex
[16:22:54] <Bytram> s/.../, skydiving!/
[16:22:55] <exec> Bytram: s/, skydiving!$/, avoid skydiving/
[16:23:30] <crutchy> how are you anyway Bytram :-)
[16:23:38] <Bytram> hrm? Need more coffee to *really* play with that one!
[16:23:45] <crutchy> lol
[16:23:53] <crutchy> s///
[16:23:54] <exec> syntax: [nick[:] ]s/old/new[/[g]]
[16:24:00] <Bytram> crutchy: ok, tired. getting a few things done before heading in to work.
[16:24:33] <crutchy> its half past midnight here :-P
[16:24:40] <Bytram> deadpeas: s/UID/User ID/
[16:24:41] <exec> deadpeas: The current maximum User ID is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:24:55] <Bytram> !grab exec
[16:24:55] <deadpeas> Added quote 173
[16:25:05] <Bytram> !quote 173
[16:25:05] <deadpeas> Quote 173 - <exec> deadpeas: The current maximum User ID is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:25:52] <Bytram> crutchy: s/its half past midnight here :-P/With sedbot, I can put words in anyone's mouth./
[16:25:52] <exec> crutchy: With sedbot, I can put words in anyone's mouth.
[16:26:02] <Bytram> !grab crutchy
[16:26:02] <deadpeas> Added quote 174
[16:26:06] <Bytram> !quote 174
[16:26:06] <deadpeas> Quote 174 - <crutchy> its half past midnight here :-P
[16:26:27] <Bytram> !quote 173
[16:26:27] <deadpeas> Quote 173 - <exec> deadpeas: The current maximum User ID is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:27:32] <Bytram> crutchy: s/its half//
[16:27:32] <exec> crutchy: past midnight here :-P
[16:27:48] <Bytram> crutchy: s/ past midnight//
[16:27:49] <exec> crutchy: its half here :-P
[16:28:02] <Bytram> crutchy: s/ its half//
[16:28:05] <crutchy> got a timer going that does a sedbot whois so that if its not here the exec sed is enabled, and then if sedbot comes back exec will disable its sed script
[16:29:16] <Bytram> crutchy: s/got a timer going that does a sedbot whois so that if its not here the exec sed is enabled, and then if sedbot comes back exec will disable its sed script/words go here./
[16:29:17] <exec> crutchy: words go here.
[16:29:22] <Bytram> !grab crutchy
[16:29:22] <deadpeas> Added quote 175
[16:29:26] <Bytram> !quote 175
[16:29:26] <deadpeas> Quote 175 - <crutchy> got a timer going that does a sedbot whois so that if its not here the exec sed is enabled, and then if sedbot comes back exec will disable its sed script
[16:29:45] <Bytram> UID
[16:29:47] <Bytram> !uid
[16:29:47] <deadpeas> The current maximum UID is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:30:16] <Bytram> deadpeas: s/SteamPunkLolcat/RandomUser/
[16:30:16] <exec> deadpeas: The current maximum UID is 4383, owned by RandomUser
[16:30:25] <Bytram> !grab deadpeas
[16:30:25] <deadpeas> I don't know what deadpeas said, so I can't quote them!
[16:31:13] <Bytram> crutchy: interesting, it looks like I was able, once, to put words into someone else's mouth, and grab it, but I need more coffee to see what makes that possible.
[16:31:23] <Bytram> anyway, gtg back in a few
[16:31:29] <Bytram> nograb
[16:31:33] <Bytram> !uid
[16:31:34] <deadpeas> The current maximum UID is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:36:54] <crutchy> Bytram: you were grabbing crutchy and deadpeas instead of the real culprit (exec) :-P
[16:37:26] <Bytram> exec: s/UID/blarg/
[16:37:27] <exec> last message by "exec" not found
[16:37:57] <Bytram> deadpeas: s/UID/blarg/
[16:37:57] <exec> deadpeas: The current maximum blarg is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:38:01] <Bytram> !grab exec
[16:38:01] <deadpeas> Added quote 176
[16:38:09] <Bytram> !quote 176
[16:38:09] <deadpeas> Quote 176 - <exec> deadpeas: The current maximum blarg is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:38:26] <Bytram> !quote 173
[16:38:26] <deadpeas> Quote 173 - <exec> deadpeas: The current maximum User ID is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[16:38:32] <Bytram> !quote 174
[16:38:32] <deadpeas> Quote 174 - <crutchy> its half past midnight here :-P
[16:38:36] <Bytram> !quote 175
[16:38:36] <deadpeas> Quote 175 - <crutchy> got a timer going that does a sedbot whois so that if its not here the exec sed is enabled, and then if sedbot comes back exec will disable its sed script
[16:38:44] <Bytram> !quote 172
[16:38:44] <deadpeas> Quote 172 - <arti> a wild goatse appears
[16:39:38] <crutchy> gotta watch out for them wild goatses
[16:39:43] <Bytram> crutchy: got it. thanks! looks like any word-in-the-mouthing gets flagged as such. that's a relief!
[16:39:58] <Bytram> crutchy: you prefer the ones that are tame?
[16:40:31] <crutchy> wasn't aware that tame goatses existed
[16:41:06] <crutchy> i guess they live a closed lifestyle
[16:42:37] <crutchy> time for bed for me
[16:42:55] <Bytram> crutchy: sleep well! nice chatting with ya!
[16:43:06] <crutchy> have fun at work :-)
[16:43:10] <crutchy> catch ya later
[16:58:23] <janrinok> Bytram: have you got time to check my stories in the queue before you dash off please?
[16:58:42] <Bytram> janrinok: am on one right now! will do what I can.
[16:58:43] <Bytram> hth
[16:59:05] <janrinok> thx - I've just submitted 5 - the first of which you have already released!
[17:00:37] <Bytram> you want me to review the stories that are in the queue, right?
[17:00:44] <janrinok> yes please
[17:01:21] <janrinok> we got down to 6 stories - most of which are not worth printing.
[17:02:09] <Bytram> I was thinking there was some stale stuff in the queue and was thinking of suggesting it get purged so we had a more accurate indication of the queue size; do you know who purged it?
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[17:05:38] <Bytram> janrinok: are we now using email addy's instead of links to user pages in the byline? (Am looking at US may block visas...)
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[17:09:18] <janrinok> did the IRC just throw a second wobbly of the day?
[17:11:26] <Bytram> janrinok: I didn't wobble.
[17:12:08] <janrinok> My IRC just dropped off, took my internet connection with it, and has finally recovered.
[17:12:29] <Bytram> janrinok: looks like you're the only "wobbler" within the last hour or so... Welcome back!
[17:12:34] <janrinok> IRC went before internet - other machine working fine for about 8-10 seconds.
[17:12:45] <janrinok> thx - its good to be back!
[17:13:03] <janrinok> Must be a local thing.
[17:13:26] <janrinok> bbl - in an hour or 2
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[17:14:02] <Bytram> janrinok: could it be that IRC was more sensitive to the internet connection going down? the other apps only *noticed* later?
[17:14:39] <janrinok|afk> well I was still successfully downloading on the 2nd machine for a short while before it indicated a problem.
[17:16:06] <Bytram> janrinok|afk: strange. how were you downloading? wget? right-click/save as? some D/L programs will silently retry and have long timeouts before they report a problem.
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[17:37:10] <Popeidol> irc is usually the last thing to die, it was designed in the days of very unreliable connections
[17:37:13] <Popeidol> O
[17:37:54] <Popeidol> I've managed to swap and boot a new network switch without client computers losing irc
[17:51:06] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - How to Cancel In-App Purchases in iOS - http://sylnt.us - I-WANT-MY-TWO-DOLLARS
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[18:48:31] * Subsentient wishes aqu4 had OP again
[18:48:46] * Subsentient wants to know when she crashed
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[20:00:43] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - US May Block Visas for Chinese Defcon Hackers - http://sylnt.us - futile-gesture
[21:39:44] <boioioing> luftballoons++
[21:39:44] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 34
[21:39:57] <boioioing> deadpeas++
[21:39:57] <deadpeas> karma - deadpeas: 2
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[21:53:58] <boioioing> I guess ev'ry one is out doing fun stuff
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[21:55:24] <boioioing> ...or dead. Y'all dead?
[21:58:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> nope, not dead.
[21:58:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> well, *I* am not dead. I can't speak for anyone else.
[22:00:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> now, who should we make aqu4 throw a nasty rotten burrito at?
[22:00:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> $burrito SoyGuest45041
[22:00:18] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at SoyGuest45041
[22:01:04] * chromas thinks the ircd was confused earlier
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[22:21:29] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Open Source Seeds - How to Fight the Plant Patents - http://sylnt.us - from-tiny-acorns-mighty-oaks-do-grow
[22:30:29] <NCommander> Anyone around?
[22:32:04] <arti> yo
[22:32:15] <NCommander> hey arti
[22:32:19] * NCommander is *le sigh*
[22:32:38] <arti> greetings
[22:32:47] <arti> nice day today :D
[22:43:48] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:43:48] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 125
[22:43:55] <arti> greetings crutchy
[22:44:10] <crutchy> g'day arti
[22:45:19] <arti> preppin for work?
[22:45:25] <crutchy> wow my bot lasted the whole running timed scripts without flooding the channel or chucking a wobbly
[22:45:30] <crutchy> yeah
[22:45:41] <crutchy> back in a bit
[22:46:26] <arti> nice, we'll have to do the bodgy tests
[22:50:40] <chromas> arti: s/sts/stes/
[22:50:41] <exec> arti: nice, we'll have to do the bodgy testes
[22:50:56] <chromas> crutchy: thumbsup.png
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[23:35:37] <NCommander> !current-uid
[23:35:37] <deadpeas> The current maximum UID is 4383, owned by SteamPunkLolcat
[23:47:22] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:47:22] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 126
[23:48:32] <chromas> crutchy: s/coffee/exec/
[23:48:41] <chromas> crutchy: s/coffee/SedBot/
[23:50:44] <crutchy> hmm
[23:50:51] <crutchy> s/hmm/derp/
[23:51:16] <crutchy> lol woops its disabled
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