#Soylent | Logs for 2014-05-24
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[00:11:55] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Newegg Attempts to Crack Another Patent Troll - http://sylnt.us - what's-not-to-like?
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[01:21:46] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Re-introducing "Extinct" Bee to UK Wilds - http://sylnt.us - tell-them-about-the-honey-mummy
[01:22:23] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:22:23] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 113
[01:23:13] <crutchy> fortune
[01:23:14] <exec> BOFH excuse #285:
[01:23:14] <exec> Telecommunications is upgrading.
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[02:36:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballoons++
[02:36:13] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 27
[02:36:33] <SpallsHurgenson> needs 72 more ++ :)
[02:36:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup
[02:36:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> it'll get there eventually
[02:36:59] <SpallsHurgenson> luftballoons++
[02:36:59] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 28
[02:37:55] <SpallsHurgenson> Hast du etwas Zeit für mich dann singe ich ein Lied für dich, Von 99 Luftballons zuf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
[02:40:45] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - US Military Shutting Down HAARP - http://sylnt.us - for-a-moment-I-thought-they-meant-the-lager-producer
[02:41:13] <SpallsHurgenson> man, that news is so 47 hours ago! :)
[02:41:26] <chromas> Did anyone make an x-men joke yet?
[02:41:50] <crutchy> is that what we're calling male pr0n stars now?
[02:43:30] <SpallsHurgenson> X-Men joke, X-Men joke, hmmm...
[02:43:31] <SpallsHurgenson> Q: Why did Abercrombie hire Nightcrawler?
[02:43:31] <SpallsHurgenson> A: He looks good in blue genes.
[02:44:35] <crutchy> got rid of the unicode alias cos nautilus gets shitty when i double click the exec file :-\
[02:45:03] <chromas> gnome doesn't support the utf8s?
[02:54:12] <crutchy> have to use the app chooser to select gedit
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[03:10:26] <tme520> Good ugt morning
[03:17:17] <SpallsHurgenson> mornings aren't good; that's when you have to put the pants back on
[03:19:16] <JamesNZ> Afternoon \o
[03:19:51] <SpallsHurgenson> luftballoons++
[03:19:51] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 29
[03:26:46] <SirFinkus> tacos++
[03:26:46] <deadpeas> karma - tacos: 5
[03:27:01] * SirFinkus is pleased that tacos already has karma
[03:27:17] <crutchy> !whoup tacos
[03:27:17] <deadpeas> uppers of tacos are: mattie_p: 2, Alberto: 1, Landon: 1, SirFinkus: 1
[03:28:03] <SpallsHurgenson> tacos give me gas
[03:28:07] <SpallsHurgenson> tacos --
[03:28:33] * SpallsHurgenson has no idea how this karma thing works :)
[03:28:44] <SirFinkus> good
[03:28:47] <crutchy> no spaces
[03:28:51] <SirFinkus> fish_tacos++
[03:28:51] <deadpeas> karma - fish_tacos: 1
[03:28:53] <crutchy> !help
[03:28:53] <deadpeas> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[03:28:57] <deadpeas> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[03:29:12] <crutchy> !help karma
[03:29:12] <deadpeas> help on karma: arguments: <item> - show karma of item.
[03:29:16] <deadpeas> permissions: OPER, USER, GUEST - location: jsb.plugs.common.karma - examples: karma jsb
[03:29:45] <SpallsHurgenson> tacos--
[03:29:45] <deadpeas> karma - tacos: 4
[03:29:50] <SpallsHurgenson> better :)
[03:30:02] <SirFinkus> gas++
[03:30:02] <deadpeas> karma - gas: 1
[03:30:05] <SirFinkus> tacos++
[03:30:06] <deadpeas> karma - tacos: 5
[03:31:03] * SpallsHurgenson shakes a fist
[03:31:45] <SirFinkus> a good fart is one of the greatest primal pleasures
[03:33:53] * SpallsHurgenson desperately tries to change the topic
[03:36:04] <SpallsHurgenson> so... erm...uh....
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[03:55:20] * SpallsHurgenson runs screaming from the living room "Who keeps letting Sandra Bullock act in movies?"
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[04:00:45] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Wants to Know What You're Watching - http://sylnt.us - of-course-it-will-not-be-abused
[04:01:19] <SpallsHurgenson> people still use the facebook thing?
[04:03:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> lots of people
[04:03:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's the only form of electronic communication that some people use
[04:04:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> "facebook is the internet" is the new "the web is the internet"
[04:04:16] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, but are any of those people that I give a damn about? :)
[04:05:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> in your case, I don't know.
[04:12:10] <SpallsHurgenson> kitteh just darted under the desk; I think she is scared of the thunder
[04:12:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> my cat came running over and tried jump onto my lap over the arm of my chair
[04:12:57] <Konomi> not creepy at all
[04:13:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> unfortunately she did this just as I lifted my arm
[04:13:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> she ended up with a faceful of my elbow
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[04:14:26] <SpallsHurgenson> poor kitten
[04:16:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah I felt bad about
[04:17:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> but it's not like I did it on purpose
[04:17:30] <SpallsHurgenson> she will leave you a special something on the carpet tonight as "thanks" :)
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[04:25:09] <ethanol-fueled> Mister Ed is awesome.
[04:26:04] crutchy is now known as _
[04:26:18] <_> that's weird
[04:26:27] <SpallsHurgenson> talking horses are satan's work! Do not watch that show lest ye be damned to hell! Mr Ed is beelzebub's mouthpiece!
[04:26:28] <ethanol-fueled> Mister Ed is awesome
[04:26:51] <ethanol-fueled> it;s not just a gimmick.
[04:27:05] <SpallsHurgenson> that's what THEY want you to think!
[04:27:28] <SpallsHurgenson> sure, they say it's just a horse moving his mouth after they spread peanut butter on his gums...
[04:27:53] <SpallsHurgenson> ... but we all know that peanut butter is satan's favorite legume-based bread spread!
[04:27:59] <ethanol-fueled> that shit was deep.
[04:28:06] <ethanol-fueled> it was more than that.
[04:28:21] <SpallsHurgenson> SATAN, I tell you! SATAN!!!!!!
[04:28:28] <_> it was deep inside mr ed's peanut butter
[04:28:49] * SpallsHurgenson throws in a few more exclamation points just to make sure people understand the importance of what he is saying. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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[04:32:08] _ is now known as crutchy
[04:33:00] crutchy is now known as _
[04:34:00] _ is now known as SoyGuest42935
[04:34:18] SoyGuest42935 is now known as crutchy
[04:35:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder if nCommander ever got around to buying the new SoyMobile
[04:36:52] <NCommander> soymobile?
[04:37:08] <SpallsHurgenson> weren't you in the market for a new car (or truck?)
[04:37:21] <ethanol-fueled> soymobile: a viral marketing machine based on portable blowjobs.
[04:37:23] <SpallsHurgenson> s/?)/)?/
[04:37:24] <swiss> i can give horrid suggestions from cars
[04:37:27] <swiss> for cars
[04:38:09] <ethanol-fueled> it is a good idea.
[04:38:16] <SpallsHurgenson> I recommend cars that do not catch fire and explode. I've heard bad things about the other kind.
[04:38:27] <swiss> mine just stops working
[04:38:36] <ethanol-fueled> spalls: you're a pusey.
[04:38:50] <crutchy> wow blowjobs are portable!?
[04:38:53] <ethanol-fueled> the detonating cars are the best kind.
[04:39:35] * SpallsHurgenson can say with a great deal of certainty that he has never been called a pusey before :)
[04:39:35] <ethanol-fueled> crutchy: listen - just as food trucks are <em>en vogue</em>, so can too a blowjob vehicle.
[04:40:04] <ethanol-fueled> this is the business model of SN -- a portable blowjob vehicle.
[04:41:03] <crutchy> it would probably result in better quality (and more efficient) service, since the servicer would be a little warmer than the alternative waiting out in the cold
[04:41:18] <ethanol-fueled> Coated with stealth paint -- it can raise a hundred dollars and be in and out before anybody who matters, notices.
[04:42:04] <crutchy> i was thinking a mechanical thing could be mounted on the roof like mrwhippy vans (for marketing)
[04:42:19] <ethanol-fueled> I can round up the women, women who need money and are willing to deliver excellent blowjobs for $250 US a pop.
[04:42:49] * crutchy wonders why these don't already exist
[04:42:50] <ethanol-fueled> its a steep price, but they'll pay more if you have more to throw at them.
[04:43:21] <ethanol-fueled> I'm pretty drunk, but also serious.
[04:44:06] <ethanol-fueled> I live on one of the most Ho-movin boulevards on the planet.
[04:44:08] <ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[04:44:15] <crutchy> do you have your inflatable mistress with you?
[04:45:43] <ethanol-fueled> crutchy: better than that.
[04:46:00] <ethanol-fueled> ho's sittin' on residential transformers
[04:46:02] <SpallsHurgenson> note to self: bring along spare battery for wireless mouse tomorrow...
[04:46:38] <crutchy> maybe they like the vibrating sensation
[04:49:55] <ethanol-fueled> we need to move these ho's
[04:50:05] <ethanol-fueled> we could make mad money.
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[04:54:32] <paulej72> moo
[04:54:36] <SoyCow9086> moo
[04:54:38] <paulej72> !moo
[04:55:14] <ethanol-fueled> mmmooooooooooo!
[04:55:30] <SoyCow9086> ethanol-fueled: interesting nick
[04:55:35] <ethanol-fueled> suckin' on a Moo-cow's tits.
[04:55:55] <ethanol-fueled> tasting them udders dry.
[04:55:59] <paulej72> damn static pages do not follow our new themes. I’ll need to make them static :)
[04:56:13] <ethanol-fueled> poutin--
[04:56:14] <deadpeas> karma - poutin: -1
[04:56:19] <ethanol-fueled> poutine--
[04:56:19] <deadpeas> karma - poutine: -338
[04:56:47] <ethanol-fueled> racist motherfuckers! Look back at your discriminatory past! Poutine--
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[04:59:17] <ethanol-fueled> I'm gonna piss, then hit up a bar on El Cajon Blvd.
[05:00:34] <SpallsHurgenson> luftballoons++
[05:00:34] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 30
[05:00:47] <ethanol-fueled> Sir Finkus, meet Doctor Fink!
[05:01:23] <ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
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[05:06:21] <crutchy> g'day Landon
[05:08:11] <ethanol-fueled> Brit and aussie porn:
[05:08:58] <ethanol-fueled> "cum on bruv, give it 2 me 'ard wot r u a shit stabber or summat u fukkin nancy?
[05:09:33] <ethanol-fueled> I don't give a kippers dick about ur bleedin' bird, she aint even battin on a full wicket.
[05:10:29] <ethanol-fueled> Now get your shreddies off and smash me pasty or sling ur 'ook! graba fukkin johnny aswell, I don't fancy another niffy sprog.
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[05:13:12] <crutchy> hi paulej72
[05:13:26] <paulej72> hello crutchy
[05:13:38] <crutchy> moo should work now :-P
[05:13:39] <exec> (__)
[05:13:39] <exec> (oo)
[05:13:39] <exec> /------\/
[05:13:39] <exec> / | ||
[05:13:40] <exec> * /\---/\
[05:13:40] <exec> ~~ ~~
[05:13:40] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[05:14:41] <ethanol-fueled> exec should be banned for life. THe Heinous crime: Shitposting.
[05:14:53] <crutchy> ethanol-fueled: i agree
[05:14:54] <ethanol-fueled> *sucks the cow's cock*
[05:15:06] <crutchy> cowsay i'm totally gay
[05:15:07] <exec> _________________
[05:15:07] <exec> < i'm totally gay >
[05:15:07] <exec> -----------------
[05:15:07] <exec> \ ^__^
[05:15:07] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[05:15:08] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[05:15:08] <exec> ||----w |
[05:15:09] <exec> || ||
[05:15:09] <ethanol-fueled> uh...yeah, crutchy, I do too agree.
[05:16:28] <ethanol-fueled> Fuckin' Nancies.
[05:18:37] <SpallsHurgenson> whoa... loud thunder. now I feel like hiding under the desk with the cat
[05:19:08] <exec> what's the cat's name?
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[05:19:33] <SpallsHurgenson> she never told me.
[05:20:34] <exec> fortune
[05:20:51] <exec> I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality.
[05:20:52] <exec> -- The Who
[05:21:23] <exec> BOFH excuse #155:
[05:21:24] <exec> Dumb terminal
[05:21:31] <ethanol-fueled> I'm going to bail.
[05:21:43] <crutchy> say hi to the hoes
[05:21:46] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Best Buy Asks Silicon Valley for More Innovation - http://sylnt.us - we-can-never-have-enough-consumer-electronics
[05:21:54] <ethanol-fueled> no problemo, motherfucker.
[05:22:12] <ethanol-fueled> gonna stagger over to the bar.
[05:22:15] <crutchy> well my wife is also a mother :-P
[05:22:29] <ethanol-fueled> what does her pusey smell like?
[05:22:32] <ethanol-fueled> Must?
[05:22:39] <crutchy> my cock
[05:23:30] <ethanol-fueled> Blam!
[05:23:42] <ethanol-fueled> I'll be back later, to shitpost
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[05:31:52] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm pretty sure I didn't authorize all this rain...
[05:41:00] <crutchy> maybe it was a crontab?
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[06:46:57] <MrBluze> xlefay: ping
[06:47:01] <MrBluze> 16 days
[06:49:29] <crutchy> yeah its very worrying now
[06:50:39] <crutchy> either something offended him so much that he wiped his hands of us, or something has happened that prevents him from using the interwebz
[06:50:56] <mrcool|afk> he's still logged in....
[06:52:13] <crutchy> i think he's ghosted or whatever the word is
[06:52:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you think someone killed him and they just haven't found the body yet?
[06:52:41] <crutchy> not a real client
[06:53:55] <crutchy> how would we know if they had?
[06:54:26] <crutchy> we don't have a backup soylentnews amsterdam branch
[06:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, eventually he'd stop paying the bill to wherever he's got his irc client running
[06:54:44] <crutchy> i don't think his irc client is running
[06:54:54] <crutchy> its just the server covering for him
[06:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can ghost a few minutes, not a couple weeks
[06:55:13] <crutchy> maybe, but this is xlefay we're talking about
[06:55:19] <crutchy> he's irc god
[06:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably irc client on a shell somewhere that he logs into and resumes the screen session
[06:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> or maybe he's just using alternate means of communication to fuck with us
[06:57:27] <crutchy> i thought maybe he was from the future
[06:57:55] <crutchy> back some some future that we have forgotten in the past
[06:58:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> think he hit 88mph and went back?
[06:58:20] <ar> i have my VPS prepaid, so it would take at least half a year before my irc session got down after i die
[06:59:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and we could still talk to you.
[06:59:49] <pbnjoe> didn't he say that if he didn't find a job he may have to pull the plug?
[07:00:02] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[07:00:11] <crutchy> he would find a way
[07:00:20] <crutchy> internet cafe or something
[07:00:33] <pbnjoe> yeah, and you think he'd say bye at least before doing so
[07:00:35] <JamesNZ> $seen xlefay
[07:00:36] <aqu4> I last saw xlefay at 2014-05-06 21:27:22 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "It still pops up every once in a while?"
[07:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, make sure to get someone to put internet handles in obituary
[07:02:25] <pbnjoe> he has a bnc btw
[07:02:32] <pbnjoe> don't think he's from the future
[07:02:34] <pbnjoe> but he could be
[07:02:38] <pbnjoe> who am I to say
[07:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm from the future, i've just got this peculiar mental condition where i don't remember anything forward of wherever i am in the timeline.
[07:04:48] <crutchy> his irc server was fairly well developed i think
[07:04:53] <crutchy> sublight
[07:05:01] <MrBluze> this is his irc
[07:05:07] <MrBluze> basically
[07:05:45] <crutchy> well, sublight is a bot, but it has its own irc server built-in
[07:05:59] <MrBluze> but he set THIS irc up
[07:06:03] <crutchy> yeah
[07:06:11] <MrBluze> dunno if he pays the bills
[07:06:54] <crutchy> !whois god
[07:08:39] <MrBluze> i tried to find him on the interwebz
[07:08:41] <MrBluze> but to no avail
[07:09:03] <crutchy> i guess ncommander has the keys to this place
[07:09:06] <MrBluze> thats the problem with intelligent people, they dont have facebook or any other stupid stuff
[07:10:06] <NCommander> ?????
[07:10:12] <NCommander> crutchy, keys to what?
[07:11:01] <MrBluze> NCommander: we have been wondering where xlefay is, gone for 2+ weeks
[07:13:48] <NCommander> MrBluze, I honestly do not know
[07:14:11] <MrBluze> i honestly dont know either
[07:14:23] <MrBluze> and i have been in daily contact with him on here prior
[07:18:48] <NCommander> Yeah
[07:20:11] <MrBluze> back in a bit .. hmm anyway if anyone knows let me know
[07:28:15] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[07:28:19] <Konomi> Super cell weather event
[07:32:41] <crutchy> weather xlefay
[07:32:44] <exec> Weather for Leeuwarden, Netherlands at 2014-05-24 04:55:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[07:32:44] <exec> temperature = 55.4°F (13°C) dewpoint = 53.6°F (12°C)
[07:32:44] <exec> barometric pressure = 1012 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.5 hrs relative humdity = 93%
[07:32:44] <exec> wind speed = 6 mph (9.6 km/h) wind direction = 120°
[07:33:04] <crutchy> hmm wonder if that's the town where he lives
[07:34:49] <crutchy> s:6:"xlefay";s:34:"leeuwarden, friesland, netherlands"
[07:34:59] <crutchy> that's xlefay's weather code
[07:35:13] <crutchy> only he would have typed that
[07:44:01] <crutchy> !stats-update
[07:44:12] <crutchy> !update-stats
[07:44:27] <crutchy> !statsupdate
[07:44:36] <crutchy> !updatestats
[07:58:36] <paulej72> hello everyone
[07:59:11] <paulej72> I just made the static faq and about pages dynamic
[07:59:29] <paulej72> Well at laest on dev
[08:00:45] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - A Glimpse Into China's Hacker Army - http://sylnt.us - help-wanted
[08:02:45] <crutchy> sounds good
[08:02:58] <crutchy> erm.. what do you mean "dynamic"?
[08:03:42] <MrBluze> fed from a db
[08:04:38] <crutchy> ah
[08:24:57] * crutchy puts dunce hat on
[08:25:16] <chromas> well
[08:25:24] <chromas> I read that as "arti puts dance hat on"
[08:25:32] <chromas> so uh, you have an extra hat?
[08:26:01] <crutchy> i manufacture dunce hats and sell them for $0.00+GST
[08:26:47] <MrBluze> rip off.. they should be tax free
[08:38:06] MrBluze is now known as MrBluze|afk
[08:40:53] MrBluze|afk is now known as MrBluze
[08:51:42] <paulej72> crutchy: from a perl script and the template engine rather than a shtml file
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[09:01:02] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:01:02] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 114
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[09:12:31] * chromas is confused and infuriated by the lack of syslog
[09:12:35] <chromas> Damn systemd
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[09:32:51] <crutchy> what's up chromas?
[09:37:06] <chromas> Hey crutchy
[09:37:38] <chromas> Got a USB hdd that disappeared from the computer so I'm trying to find the system log but it's all going through systemd which does its own thing
[09:38:03] <chromas> Also watching Misfits
[09:38:43] <crutchy> theres your problem right there... trying to diagnose the problem
[09:39:32] <crutchy> instead vof just bashing together some bodgy workaround
[09:39:39] <chromas> It's all fine as long as I don't try to observe it
[09:39:53] <chromas> quantum harddrive?
[09:40:31] <chromas> I thought Misfits was one of those crappy Hulu cartoons but it turns out it's good
[09:40:39] <chromas> and not a cartoon
[09:41:43] <crutchy> im watching an episode of adventure time that ive already seen on tv about 5 times before
[09:42:49] <crutchy> marceline is hot :-P
[09:43:33] <chromas> I haven't seen that; looks like an adult-ish cartoon
[09:44:18] <crutchy> my kids love it
[09:45:09] <chromas> Kids love all the adult cartoons: Ren & Stimpy; Rocko; Zim
[09:46:46] <chromas> Cartoons written for adults on kids' networks :-)
[09:52:13] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - California to Issue Driving Licenses to Robots - http://sylnt.us - attentive-when-in-control-would-be-a-start
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[09:56:36] <crutchy> going to watch walking with dinosaurs in about halfa
[09:56:51] <chromas> Is that one of the documentary ones?
[09:58:02] <chromas> Wow it's so old. Need to get Lucas in there and redo it, with lasers and stuff in the background
[09:58:08] <chromas> update those CGIs
[10:01:26] <crutchy> dunno
[10:01:30] <crutchy> i think its pretty new
[10:01:35] <crutchy> last year or something
[10:01:58] <chromas> Oh yeah they did make a new one
[10:02:06] <chromas> I just did a quick search and found the 1999 one
[10:02:25] <chromas> But now I remember they came out with it again last year but it's a movie now
[10:23:37] <crutchy> text is all borked: http://irciv.port119.net
[10:23:55] <crutchy> something alphablendy
[10:25:12] <crutchy> !stackoverflow fix alphablendy
[10:28:44] <chromas> ooh magenta
[10:29:22] <chromas> Is it rendering text to a magenta backdrop and using that as the transparency color like GIFs?
[10:29:49] <chromas> then because of anti-aliasing, the text has magenta fringes because it's blended with the backdrop
[10:30:21] <crutchy> something like that yeah
[10:34:27] <arti> uh
[10:34:39] * arti catches up
[10:35:01] <chromas> also looks like it's doing multiple text draws
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[10:38:49] <crutchy> there's some overlapping of text
[10:39:08] <crutchy> i'll shrink it down a bit
[10:39:40] <chromas> Could do numbers at the edges and then mouseover tooltip :)
[10:40:07] <chromas> or toolbar that changes onmouseover
[10:40:39] <crutchy> the text is generated by the bot script
[10:41:03] <arti> using imagemagick?
[10:41:43] <crutchy> gd
[10:42:14] <arti> GD IT
[10:49:49] <crutchy> that's better
[10:50:00] <chromas> ++
[10:51:23] <crutchy> just a matter of getting those imagealphablending, imagesavealpha etc thingys in the right spots
[10:54:35] * NCommander pokes the world
[10:55:37] <chromas> the world stores NCommander's poked value
[10:56:02] * NCommander blows up the world
[10:56:06] <NCommander> never save a killer poke
[10:58:45] <chromas> The world excepts and the galaxy kernel panics
[11:02:27] <crutchy> ~grab chromas
[11:02:31] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[11:02:31] <deadpeas> Added quote 168
[11:02:55] <chromas> !grab NCommander
[11:02:56] <deadpeas> Added quote 169
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[11:30:58] <crutchy> stoopid transparent alphablending
[11:31:05] * arti shakes fist
[11:31:14] <crutchy> still not working the way i want
[11:31:38] <crutchy> greys out some of the main buffer when i copy the text image
[11:31:43] <crutchy> :=/
[11:31:56] <arti> switch over to something else and come back to it
[11:32:13] <arti> would it be practical to do this using markup instead?
[11:32:40] <crutchy> maybe better just to use non-ttf fonts
[11:33:21] <crutchy> really tired though
[11:33:43] <arti> well if you get two tired, you can become a bike
[11:33:50] * arti shows himself out
[11:33:53] <crutchy> lol
[11:34:13] <arti> i'm super sore from squats, i played tennis today anyway
[11:34:32] <arti> getting up from the chair is pretty terrible
[11:34:38] <crutchy> like making wireless by removing a wire
[11:34:47] <arti> sounds like a soviet solution
[11:35:33] <crutchy> russians are awesome
[11:36:23] <arti> yeah, for example with the war they won mainly because the soviet union threw millions of it's own soldiers in front of heavily fortified areas like fucking zombies.
[11:37:56] <crutchy> everyone did that in both world wars... russia wasn't alone there
[11:38:18] <arti> they high scored with their strategy though
[11:38:46] <crutchy> its also a bit different when your own country is being invaded
[11:38:52] <arti> nuh uh
[11:39:32] <arti> ^- best shut down evar
[11:39:37] <crutchy> america is kinda learning the same lessons as germany
[11:39:41] <crutchy> lol
[11:39:57] <arti> there you go with the learning thing again
[11:40:57] <crutchy> $crutchy->brain->shutdown();
[11:40:59] <arti> we totally won by producing lots of cheap units
[11:41:15] <chromas> just like the zerg
[11:41:23] <arti> that was more or less the russian strat
[11:41:41] <arti> for every 5 potato units, you could produce a worker/soldier
[11:42:01] <arti> you need to mine the potatoes
[11:42:19] <crutchy> when you attack an ants nest youre bound to kill plenty of ants
[11:43:41] <crutchy> the russian strategy outside its own border was more or less the same as everyone else
[11:44:05] <arti> take as much as you can get?
[11:44:33] * arti resists the urge to find videos on youtube of holiday shopping
[11:44:46] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure it was more like blow the crap out of everything that moves
[11:45:24] <arti> i saw a really neat way to gut a rabbit, guy was a total pro, all of it shot out the rear
[11:45:33] <arti> a couple key twists were all that were required
[11:46:07] <crutchy> not the same guy that catches rabbits with snakes?
[11:46:15] <arti> not sure, that sounds legit
[11:46:33] <arti> "so my first order of business is mouse farming, i use those to get the snakes, which i train and use to get larger game."
[11:46:39] <arti> it's like minecraft, but for hunting
[11:47:13] * arti has another pet project by the way The Henchmen and Minion's Social Club
[11:47:32] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:47:46] <crutchy> not sure who put me onto this guy
[11:47:51] <arti> wimjobs?
[11:48:06] <arti> pardon, wimjubs
[11:49:53] <arti> high energy
[11:52:18] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:52:37] <crutchy> ^the most fukked up thing steve irwin ever did
[11:52:38] <arti> wild, i'm 70% through
[11:57:46] <crutchy> i miss starcraft
[11:58:03] <JamesNZ> crutchy: That's one brave camera man O_o
[11:58:06] <arti> did you misplace your copy?
[11:58:09] <crutchy> i have a game disc maybe 2 ft away from me
[11:58:11] <arti> the irwin one was pretty wild
[11:58:19] <arti> go watch the koreans
[11:58:31] * arti saw some ladder play at blizzcon one year
[11:58:43] <arti> crazy micro
[11:58:49] <crutchy> national sport
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[12:00:11] <crutchy> that one with irwin was way out bumfuck west with the inland taipan
[12:00:41] <crutchy> i bet terri irwin had words with him after that :-P
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[12:09:00] <crutchy> woohoo fuck ttf!
[12:09:39] <chromas> switching to Type1?
[12:13:56] <crutchy> its readable
[12:13:58] <crutchy> just
[12:14:05] <crutchy> http://irciv.port119.net
[12:15:00] <chromas> white outline?
[12:15:13] <chromas> or 0-offset shadow
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[13:01:31] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Wikileaks Reveals "Country X" - http://sylnt.us
[13:11:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:11:40] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 115
[13:11:59] <crutchy> more channel spam in #civ
[13:13:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballoons++
[13:13:58] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 31
[13:14:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballoons++
[13:14:01] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 32
[13:14:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballoons++
[13:14:02] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 33
[13:21:18] <crutchy> php in_array
[13:21:19] <exec> bool in_array ( mixed $needle , array $haystack [, bool $strict = FALSE ] )
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[14:02:03] <paulej72> NCommander: back poke
[14:05:26] <crutchy> ew
[14:05:31] <crutchy> :-P
[14:05:31] <NCommander> paulej72, ?
[14:05:55] <crutchy> not that there's anything wrong with that
[14:06:15] <paulej72> NCommander: you poked the world so I poked back
[14:06:31] <crutchy> lol conversation is slow here lately
[14:06:33] <NCommander> :-P
[14:06:37] * NCommander is going to get some sleep
[14:06:52] <crutchy> night
[14:06:59] <crutchy> ping xlefay
[14:07:13] <paulej72> Night NCommander
[14:07:38] <crutchy> xlefay ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping
[14:08:21] <paulej72> crutchy: if you find xlefay i would be surprise. I have tried via email and I have not heard from him.
[14:10:12] <crutchy> did anyone piss him off?
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[14:10:33] <crutchy> like enough for him to say fu forever?
[14:10:50] <crutchy> (though can't imagine him doing that regardless)
[14:11:05] <crutchy> damn blood nose of his
[14:11:11] <paulej72> crutchy: I am hoping it is not that
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[14:27:00] <MrBluze> i am/have been on good terms with him
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[14:27:26] <MrBluze> so i'd be pissed off if he pissed off without telling us
[14:29:26] <mrcoolbp> still talking about xlefay?
[14:29:36] * mrcoolbp doesn't have scrollback at work
[14:30:02] <crutchy> lol yup
[14:30:15] <crutchy> i'm sure there is a good reason mrbluze
[14:30:47] <crutchy> even though i'm kinda hoping that all the reasons we're probably thinking are wrong
[14:30:56] <crutchy> maybe something job related?
[14:31:01] <crutchy> i know he had interviews
[14:31:40] <crutchy> one that requires 24hr/day 7days/wk attendance, with no internet access :-/
[14:33:39] <mrcoolbp> lol
[14:34:23] <mrcoolbp> that's gotta be rough eh crutchy?
[14:37:51] <crutchy> even hospitals have internet access and mobile coverage
[14:38:04] <crutchy> maybe it was those bastard painters
[14:38:42] <crutchy> he'll show up sooner or later
[14:41:16] <mrcoolbp> I hope so.
[14:44:37] <crutchy> i guess if his blood nose did put him in the horsepiddle, might make it hard to pay bills so he may have no mobile data left
[15:09:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno who it was suggested getting slash running on apache2/mod_perl2 but they're a bastard cause now i'm gonna have to try it.
[15:11:24] <crutchy> lol ;-)
[15:11:40] <crutchy> have you got a working mod_perl2 vhost?
[15:12:16] <crutchy> hmm prolly a stupid question sorry
[15:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but it'll take about 5m to set one up.
[15:13:12] <crutchy> lol it took me hours
[15:13:20] <crutchy> but i'm a perl noob
[15:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[15:13:49] <crutchy> and google is full of mod_perl1 tutorials/examples
[15:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> really isn't much to porting between mod_perl versions. going from apache1 to apache2 will be the problem.
[15:14:55] <crutchy> my vhost config is in a journal on SN somewhere
[15:16:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> not going to do much on it today. have other irons in the fire that should have me plenty busy this weekend.
[15:16:19] <crutchy> k
[15:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> still coffee time though, so i can do a bit of mindless setup
[15:17:00] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: I believe that was NCommander
[15:17:03] <crutchy> if you feel like it later, maybe have a squiz @ http://soylentnews.org and let me know if there's anything stupid in my apache config
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[17:04:54] <crutchy> coffee++
[17:04:54] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 116
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[17:57:51] <crutchy> wholly carp... arti's down!'
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[18:01:40] <crutchy> o.0
[18:01:44] <crutchy> wb
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[18:58:43] <stderr> Anyone here from Ireland? Or anyone who knows when they're voting on joining the European patent court system?
[19:04:13] <crutchy> hi stderr
[19:04:19] <stderr> Hi.
[19:04:24] <crutchy> noticed you nabbed your domains
[19:04:39] <crutchy> ':-)
[19:05:04] <stderr> The transfer isn't complete yet, but the money has been paid and the domains has been released, so just waiting...
[19:05:48] <crutchy> if you want the irciv subdomain moved elsewhere its ok. the game is irc-based so doesn't really matter what the web map address is
[19:06:03] <stderr> And I only asked for two of my many suggestions, not all of them. :-)
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[19:06:48] <stderr> I'm in no hurry to remove that subdomain, so we can keep it around for half a year or so.
[19:07:47] <crutchy> sounds good
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[19:08:02] <crutchy> i'll move it to irciv.us.to after than
[19:08:12] <stderr> That being said, I think port119.net is a "weird" domain to use for something that's completely unrelated to port 119.
[19:08:24] <stderr> irciv.port6667.net? :-)
[19:08:33] <crutchy> lol
[19:08:39] <crutchy> dunno
[19:08:48] <crutchy> its just an address to me :-P
[19:09:22] <crutchy> the game spits them out each move anyway so doesn't need to be remembered
[19:09:52] <crutchy> <exec> IRCiv: #civ/crutchy => successfully moved settler right from (59,40) to (60,40)
[19:09:53] <crutchy> <exec> IRCiv: #civ/crutchy => http://irciv.port119.net
[19:09:53] <crutchy> <exec> IRCiv: #civ/crutchy => 1/2, warrior, +100, (55,39)
[19:10:06] <crutchy> ^example move
[19:16:36] <stderr> Anyway... I'm not surprised nobody knows anything about when Ireland is voting. Denmark is voting about it tomorrow and I haven't seen anything about it in international medias about it.
[19:16:51] <stderr> Maybe nobody cares about patents after all...
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[21:58:09] <arti> :D
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[23:25:50] <boioioing> damn, I just realized I ssh'd into a new VM and started a gnu screen session while I was ssh'd into a screen session on a different physical machine. I'm not sure how to switch to a different screen on the physical machine without detaching the screen in the ssh'd vm session...
[23:26:20] <boioioing> actually, I'm not convinced I'm even really awake
[23:26:31] <boioioing> most boring dream ever
[23:26:34] <arti> lol
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