#Soylent | Logs for 2014-05-19
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[01:26:09] * juggs blearily looks around
[01:26:44] * SpallsHurgenson sets mode +i
[01:34:25] * juggs considers SpallsHurgenson
[01:35:29] * SpallsHurgenson cannot be seen
[01:43:06] * juggs casts spell reveal and considers SpallsHurgenson
[01:46:39] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel so...exposed
[01:46:48] * SpallsHurgenson hides behind the middle bush
[01:54:03] * juggs examines middle bush
[01:54:26] * juggs casts spell incendiary on middle bush
[01:54:41] <juggs> a bush disintegrates
[01:55:02] * juggs gets ashes
[01:55:13] * juggs eats a big pot pie
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[02:06:47] <stderr> MrBluze: Ping?
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[02:26:00] <MrBluze> stderr: pong
[02:26:04] <MrBluze> yes on geekcard
[02:26:07] <MrBluze> wait on 119
[02:26:18] <MrBluze> have to check one thing .. explain in a bit
[02:26:41] <stderr> A subdomain is in use, right?
[02:27:12] <stderr> If that's the only "problem", I don't mind keep that subdomain alive for 6 months or whatever.
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[02:34:40] <MrBluze> thats the only one yep
[02:35:20] <MrBluze> then no worries
[02:51:03] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Creating Matter from Light - http://sylnt.us - Earl-Grey,-hot
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[04:10:28] <SpallsHurgenson> you know, even after 30 years the car-battle at the end of the Road Warrior is still probably the best example of its kind ever filmed.
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[04:38:21] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, never saw it
[04:40:56] <SpallsHurgenson> well, now you have a new goal in life. :)
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[04:42:11] <Blackmoore> sup?
[04:42:44] <NCommander> Surviving
[04:42:46] <NCommander> Car hunting
[04:42:49] <arti> how old are you ncommander? 30-39?
[04:42:50] <NCommander> Indigestion
[04:42:53] <NCommander> arti, 26
[04:42:58] <NCommander> (as of 5/15)
[04:43:17] <arti> ah cool
[04:43:22] <chromas> Did you get a soylentcake?
[04:43:23] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, I suddenly feel very old.
[04:43:36] <NCommander> chromas, nope
[04:43:55] <arti> bday was 5/15?
[04:44:07] <arti> for a second i interpreted that as the most recent date
[04:44:22] <Blackmoore> spalls, I'd bet i'm the old man here
[04:44:51] <Blackmoore> nothing wrong with being the old man.
[04:44:55] <SpallsHurgenson> look, I'm fine with you winning that competition :)
[04:45:19] <Blackmoore> :P
[04:46:06] <SpallsHurgenson> it's just these damn whippersnappers are all over my front lawn!
[04:47:17] * SpallsHurgenson grumpily waves a cane
[04:47:49] <JamesNZ> But it's so greeeen and graasssssyyyyyy!!
[04:48:53] <SpallsHurgenson> in my day we had RESPECT for old codgers!
[04:49:00] <Blackmoore> you think its damn lie, til you come home (as i did two years ago) and the kids next door were making a bike trail through my rasberries..
[04:49:23] <Blackmoore> you'd think the thorns would have deterred them
[04:49:28] <SpallsHurgenson> (actually, I recall an old guy living alone down the road from me when I was a kid; I was a right fresh bastard to that guy :)
[04:49:49] <SpallsHurgenson> (and I /always/ took a shortcut through his yard :)
[04:49:53] <Blackmoore> yeah. i was that kid too.
[04:49:53] <JamesNZ> Blackmoore: Hehe XD
[04:50:39] <Blackmoore> and as the words came out of my mouth.. my inner child looked at me funny.
[04:51:00] <Blackmoore> *did you really just say "that"?*
[04:51:20] <SpallsHurgenson> geez, I can still remember the house... and the unmowed lawn... and the car with tail fins that coughed up huge gouts of smoke everytime he turned it over :)
[04:52:24] * JamesNZ 's old neighbours had a dog and a fence, so not much opportunity to trespass
[04:53:04] * NCommander is car hunting
[04:53:14] <NCommander> Thinking I'm going to buy a truck in Oregon, then drive to New Hampshire
[04:53:19] <NCommander> BTW, any guys here in OR?
[04:53:20] <MrBluze> truck?
[04:53:29] <NCommander> Pickup
[04:53:31] <NCommander> MrBluze, http://www.cars.com
[04:53:31] <NCommander> 6bsId%3D20209%26bsId%3D20218%26bsId%3D20210%26stkTyp%3DU%26prMn%3D0%26sf1Dir%3DDESC%26prMx%3D5000&aff=national&listType=1
[04:53:35] <NCommander> Holy long link
[04:53:44] <NCommander> I want a pickup truck ...
[04:53:51] <arti> very seo
[04:53:51] * NCommander is channelling his inner American
[04:53:52] <MrBluze> mitsubishi triton
[04:54:22] <MrBluze> thats best value for money but not the best pickup in existence
[04:54:45] <MrBluze> damn good off road :D
[04:55:19] * SpallsHurgenson still recommends catapults as the ultimate transportation method
[04:56:00] <MrBluze> trebuchet
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[04:58:03] <arti> i'm a fan of that font too
[04:59:11] <MrBluze> as a mode of transport.. google images
[04:59:33] <MrBluze> http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:00:28] * NCommander is working through the list
[05:00:31] <NCommander> Selection isn't great
[05:00:47] <MrBluze> VW make a good 4x4 pickup now
[05:07:28] <NCommander> MrBluze, well, I'm looking at relatively low price range
[05:07:36] <MrBluze> trebuchets were used by rebels in the syrian war
[05:07:47] <MrBluze> NCommander: then triton, hiace
[05:07:59] <MrBluze> well they are strong and reliable at least
[05:08:01] <Popeidol> if you brand it with soylentnews, you might be able to write it off on tax
[05:08:08] <NCommander> Popeidol, :-P
[05:10:09] <MrBluze> wouldnt touch great wall or any of those
[05:10:26] <MrBluze> there were recall in great wall for asbestos, and another for non-functioning seat belts
[05:11:22] <MrBluze> not hiace, hilux
[05:11:48] <MrBluze> http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:11:50] <Popeidol> hilux++
[05:11:50] <deadpeas> karma - hilux: 1
[05:12:01] <MrBluze> http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:12:18] <MrBluze> yeah hilux will break the driver before it breaks itself
[05:12:19] <Popeidol> though we did retire a 1980-era mitsuhishi a few years ago
[05:12:28] <Popeidol> it lasted far longer than I thought it would on the farm
[05:12:39] <MrBluze> triton's are reliable and straightforward
[05:12:49] <MrBluze> but cheaper than hilux
[05:15:19] <NCommander> MrBluze, Hilux's aren't sold in this country
[05:15:33] <NCommander> MrBluze, and I know from an experience, DON"T buy a Mitisu in this country
[05:15:36] <NCommander> Impossible to get parts
[05:15:55] <MrBluze> fair nuff, they are pretty common here
[05:16:10] <MrBluze> i dunno then what to get
[05:16:18] <MrBluze> except i'd demand a ladder frame chassis
[05:16:20] <MrBluze> and diesel
[05:16:43] <MrBluze> then the thing won't break
[05:17:27] <NCommander> MrBluze, diesels and the United States barely exist
[05:17:32] <NCommander> Due to historical reasons
[05:17:54] <MrBluze> honestly?
[05:17:55] <MrBluze> wow
[05:18:16] <arti> diesels are pretty uncommon
[05:19:14] <arti> http://business.time.com
[05:19:28] <arti> "Overall, diesels account for less than 3% of all cars sold in the U.S. That ratio could shift up to 8% or even as high as 10% by 2018, according to various projections."
[05:19:40] <arti> it's the linux of cars
[05:19:55] <arti> cars being desktops
[05:20:07] <Blackmoore> the gas industry did a fine job getting deisel engines banned in th 70s
[05:20:18] <arti> diesel is over represented in the server (long haul) market
[05:20:27] <Blackmoore> sure you can still get them but it's very tough
[05:20:34] <arti> it's not that hard
[05:20:50] <arti> ewww "Japan's Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn"
[05:21:03] <arti> that was one of the popular things on the time article
[05:21:14] <arti> i guess it could be thought of like a tenticle
[05:21:16] <Blackmoore> then w passed a law that you would have to pay the feds if you remove a gas engine to install a diesel
[05:21:23] <arti> a soft and age spotted one
[05:21:29] <Blackmoore> pretty sure that was an effore against biodiel
[05:25:03] <NCommander> MrBluze, the problem for many years, diesel in the United States was unclean
[05:27:51] <NCommander> Slowly making progress
[05:28:02] <arti> government is really good at the slow part
[05:28:19] <arti> if too much progress occurs: cancer
[05:29:51] <NCommander> arti, diesel has been clean for 20+ years
[05:29:57] <NCommander> But diesel's reputation lingers
[05:30:12] * arti is familiar with the price tag in california
[05:30:13] <NCommander> In addition, a fair number of city/suburb gas stations do not carry diesel fuel
[05:30:37] <NCommander> arti, diesels usually get 1.5 to 2x the gas mileage of a normal car; $ per mile is less
[05:31:02] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Best Domain Regsitrar for Ongoing Domain - http://sylnt.us - etc/hosts
[05:31:33] <Landon> !editors, typo in title
[05:31:35] <arti> looks like nyt did a report on it
[05:31:42] <Blackmoore> and you can make biodiesel with used cooking oil, and some methenaol
[05:31:52] <arti> http://www.nytimes.com
[05:32:08] <arti> "Attracted by newly quiet and clean-running engines that deliver some 15 to 30 percent better mileage than their gasoline counterparts, Americans flocked to diesels in 2012"
[05:32:21] <arti> 15 to 30%. about how much the fuel is :P
[05:33:24] <arti> hmm, looks like petrol is up
[05:33:37] <arti> $4.09 vs $3.85
[05:37:04] <Blackmoore> well, I'm off to play with cubes - gnight
[05:37:11] <arti> later Blackmoore
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[06:48:19] <boioioing> luftballoons++
[06:48:19] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 4
[06:55:15] <swiss> are we trying to get it to 99
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[07:31:51] <boioioing> I wonder if one can casually add more luftballoons++ by surreptitiously slipping the command into an otherwise innocuous comment?
[07:31:55] <boioioing> guess not
[07:32:07] <boioioing> :-(
[07:35:03] <SirFinkus> luftballoons++ , if preceeding a message, should work
[07:35:03] <deadpeas> karma - luftballoons: 5
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[08:30:17] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Colleges Consider "Trigger Warnings" in Curriculum - http://sylnt.us
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[09:43:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:43:56] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 102
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[10:15:25] <crutchy> must be sleepy time in murca
[10:17:55] <exec> _____________________
[10:17:56] <exec> < WAKE UP MURCANS!!!! >
[10:17:56] <exec> ---------------------
[10:17:56] <exec> \ ^__^
[10:17:56] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[10:17:56] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[10:17:57] <exec> ||----w |
[10:17:57] <exec> || ||
[10:27:58] <arti> lol
[10:29:37] <arti> deadpeas isn't my bot btw
[10:29:46] <arti> i also manually updated the stats
[10:30:33] <crutchy> 0.o
[10:30:50] <crutchy> hi arti :-)
[10:30:57] <arti> greetings human
[10:31:15] <arti> LIST FAST AND FORK
[10:31:26] <exec> does not compute
[10:31:31] <exec> 00,12
[10:31:31] <exec> 00,12 12,00 Soylent 00,12
[10:31:31] <exec> 00,12
[10:31:31] <exec> 00,12 A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C0011E36 in VXD VMM(01) +
[10:31:32] <exec> 00,12 00010E36. The current application will be terminated.
[10:31:32] <exec> 00,12
[10:31:32] <exec> 00,12 * Press any key to terminate the current application.
[10:31:33] <exec> 00,12 * Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will
[10:31:33] <exec> 00,12 lose any unsaved information in all applications.
[10:31:34] <exec> 00,12
[10:31:34] <exec> 00,12 Press any key to continue _
[10:31:35] <exec> 00,12
[10:31:51] <Konomi> it's scary how accurate that looks on my terminal
[10:31:57] <arti> live fast and prosper seems like the cephalopod matra
[10:32:03] <arti> it's offcenter
[10:32:23] <arti> VXD is pretty old :P
[10:32:26] <crutchy> you're offcenter :-P
[10:32:27] <JamesNZ> For a second I wondered if hexchat had crashed :P
[10:32:40] <arti> otherwise though, it's very good
[10:33:11] <Konomi> http://i4.minus.com
[10:33:26] <arti> antiartificial.com/stats/soylent/soylent.html
[10:33:43] <Konomi> ^ looks like that for me
[10:33:44] * arti sees animu in the bg
[10:33:50] <Konomi> lies
[10:33:53] <chromas> No AA, Konomi?
[10:34:01] <Konomi> aa?
[10:34:08] <chromas> anti-aliasing
[10:34:10] <chromas> on the font
[10:34:12] <Konomi> I do
[10:34:17] <Konomi> but it's an old dos font I use
[10:34:18] <Konomi> ;p
[10:34:22] <chromas> hah
[10:34:31] <Konomi> what can I say I like my ibm font
[10:35:02] <chromas> Need more tabs
[10:35:17] <Konomi> yeah I confuse people
[10:35:21] <Konomi> you run kde right?
[10:35:24] <Konomi> yeah.. ?
[10:35:27] <chromas> Aye
[10:35:31] <Konomi> but you have tons of terminals open?
[10:35:33] <Konomi> and... ?
[10:35:37] <Konomi> conversation generally ends thefre
[10:35:49] <chromas> Most of my terms are in yakuake
[10:36:03] <Konomi> I will eventually use screen and it'll be one tab
[10:36:05] <Konomi> but lazyness
[10:36:46] <chromas> Everyone should have at least one terminal perpetually open
[10:36:49] <arti> yakake!
[10:36:59] <arti> it's like... store ... kake
[10:37:17] <arti> you have to have at least one open
[10:37:21] * arti prefers 3+
[10:37:54] <crutchy> Konomi: that's a cool looking client :-)
[10:38:09] <arti> http://antiartificial.com
[10:38:18] <arti> :D windaz
[10:38:20] <Konomi> my irc client?
[10:38:26] <Konomi> gross ;p
[10:38:31] <Konomi> since it's nerd out time
[10:38:32] <Konomi> http://i5.minus.com
[10:38:34] <Konomi> ;p
[10:38:47] <arti> wat
[10:39:00] <crutchy> lol
[10:39:22] <crutchy> wtf!
[10:39:27] <arti> needs more moogle sounds
[10:39:32] <crutchy> AWESOME!
[10:39:46] <arti> someone just got an idea boner
[10:39:47] <crutchy> its... pokemonsay
[10:39:56] <arti> snot pokemon
[10:39:56] <Konomi> I think I have a pokemon one
[10:40:13] <Konomi> tempted to cowsay into irssi and see what happens
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[10:40:29] <arti> cowsay brylarke
[10:40:29] <exec> __________
[10:40:29] <exec> < brylarke >
[10:40:29] <exec> ----------
[10:40:30] <exec> \ ^__^
[10:40:30] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[10:40:30] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[10:40:30] <exec> ||----w |
[10:40:31] <exec> || ||
[10:40:36] * arti claps
[10:40:45] * crutchy wants to make some graphics with coloured background characters now
[10:40:49] <Konomi> something tells me that cowsay doesn't have my files
[10:40:59] <arti> why not, cowsay?
[10:41:03] <arti> cowsay doesn't have my files
[10:41:04] <exec> _______________________
[10:41:04] <exec> < doesn't have my files >
[10:41:04] <exec> -----------------------
[10:41:04] <exec> \ ^__^
[10:41:04] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[10:41:05] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[10:41:05] <exec> ||----w |
[10:41:06] <exec> || ||
[10:41:07] <Konomi> ______
[10:41:07] <Konomi> < test >
[10:41:07] <Konomi> ------
[10:41:07] <Konomi> \ ^__^
[10:41:07] <Konomi> \ (oo)\_______
[10:41:09] <Konomi> (__)\ )\/\
[10:41:12] <Konomi> ||----w |
[10:41:13] <exec> __
[10:41:13] <exec> < >
[10:41:13] <exec> --
[10:41:25] <arti> abort it
[10:41:34] <exec> __
[10:41:34] <exec> < >
[10:41:34] <exec> --
[10:41:34] <exec> \
[10:41:34] <exec> \ ....
[10:41:35] <exec> . ........
[10:41:35] <exec> . .
[10:41:36] <exec> . .
[10:41:36] <exec> ....... .........
[10:41:37] <exec> ..............................
[10:41:37] <exec> Elephant inside ASCII snake
[10:41:39] <Konomi> that'd be a no for sure
[10:41:41] <Konomi> 18:41 [SoylentNews] !irc.sylnt.us *** Message to #Soylent throttled due to flooding
[10:41:46] <crutchy> lol
[10:41:47] <arti> muhahaha
[10:41:59] <arti> maybe we should go to #ascii or something
[10:42:12] <crutchy> my exec terminal is going nuts
[10:42:26] <crutchy> its full of... red text'
[10:43:01] <stdhell> My god! It's full of fnord!
[10:43:15] <crutchy> lol
[10:43:18] <crutchy> fnord
[10:43:21] <crutchy> :-P
[10:43:33] <crutchy> that's my new favourite word
[10:44:11] <stdhell> You haven't heard that word before?
[10:44:34] <arti> tell us the story stdhell
[10:44:41] <stdhell> http://en.wikipedia.org
[10:44:47] * arti smores.sh
[10:45:22] <arti> 1965
[10:45:38] <arti> timestamp -1.
[10:46:06] <stdhell> http://www.fnord.org
[10:46:27] <crutchy> define fnord
[10:46:31] <exec> fnord: noun | a term used in conspiracy theory literature to refer to the typographic representation of disinformation or irrelevant information intending to misdirect
[10:46:37] <crutchy> ?
[10:46:56] <crutchy> dumbot
[10:47:03] <stdhell> Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
[10:47:11] <arti> crutchy, you should refix the define command with 'computer'
[10:48:10] <crutchy> !computer execute evasive maneuver beta six
[10:48:21] <arti> !computer execute *
[10:48:34] <crutchy> !computer execute arti
[10:48:49] <crutchy> !computer execute arti --violently
[10:48:52] <crutchy> :-P
[10:48:53] * arti runs
[10:58:18] <crutchy> !computer execute stuff
[10:58:28] <crutchy> !computer execute stuff
[10:58:29] <exec> i'm sorry crutchy but i'm afraid i can't do that
[10:58:35] <arti> nice
[10:58:37] <crutchy> !computer execute stuff
[10:58:42] <crutchy> !computer execute stuff
[10:58:42] <exec> i'm sorry crutchy but i'm afraid i can't do that
[10:58:45] <crutchy> !computer execute stuff
[10:58:45] <exec> i'm sorry crutchy but i'm afraid i can't do that
[10:58:48] <crutchy> lol
[10:58:51] <crutchy> stupid computer
[10:59:41] <crutchy> !computer execute stuff
[10:59:41] <exec> crutchy: executing stuff
[11:00:11] <crutchy> hmm well that kinda sucked
[11:00:23] * crutchy puts that one away in the 'for later'
[11:00:35] <chromas> Wasn't hal replaced by udev?
[11:00:50] <chromas> hurr hurr
[11:00:54] <crutchy> hal is still alive
[11:01:30] <arti> yeah, he presently runs the IRS
[11:01:54] <chromas> I'm sorry, arti, I'm afraid I can't let you deduct that
[11:02:00] <crutchy> $cmdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0#t=94
[11:02:04] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:02:11] <arti> feels that way
[11:02:13] <crutchy> stupid copypasta
[11:02:24] <arti> at least it wasn't your cp links
[11:04:22] <arti> http://bash.org
[11:16:38] <boioioing> ಠ_ಠ
[11:16:52] <chromas> Hm
[11:17:03] <chromas> Click link; van rolls up
[11:17:15] <arti> v&
[11:17:26] <chromas> The consequences will never be the same
[11:17:58] <arti> heh good ol florida
[11:26:26] <crutchy> you have a bash.org for every occasion :-P
[11:27:07] <arti> i have to have that achievement for my software fag merit badge
[11:29:32] <crutchy> holy shit Konomi you have 11 or so terminals open
[11:29:43] <Konomi> and ;p
[11:29:56] <Konomi> and then -.-
[11:30:42] <crutchy> i feel uber nerdy with 2
[11:30:54] <arti> its not the quanity, it's the quality
[11:30:59] <chromas> I bet she puts tmux in her tmux
[11:31:03] * arti injects another t in there
[11:31:33] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - AC Gilbert Chemistry Set,World's Best Toy, is Back - http://sylnt.us - Better-Learning-Through-Chemistry
[11:32:22] * arti saw an awesome kickstarter for a chemistry set
[11:32:52] <arti> https://www.kickstarter.com
[11:33:13] <boioioing> if there only was some way to get <a href=> to work on soylent news...
[11:33:25] <arti> wat
[11:33:41] <arti> like with the link above?
[11:33:44] <crutchy> <URL: >
[11:34:00] <arti> sounds like the job for a more robust client
[11:34:03] * arti has clicky links
[11:34:19] <boioioing> click the deadpeas link ^^
[11:34:33] <arti> okay
[11:34:38] <chromas> heh
[11:34:43] <crutchy> is it goatse?
[11:34:46] * arti is at the website
[11:35:00] <chromas> crutchy: similar
[11:35:10] <chromas> hyperlink bukkake
[11:35:21] <crutchy> what shall we do next oh lord
[11:36:10] * crutchy takes boioioing's shoe
[11:36:23] <crutchy> follow the shoe!
[11:36:28] <boioioing> can I get one of them burritos?
[11:37:09] <chromas> 404 the burrito you requested could not be located
[11:40:13] <Brylarke> Morning
[11:40:30] <arti> cowsay Morning! Would you like a hug?
[11:40:31] <exec> ________________________________
[11:40:31] <exec> < Morning! Would you like a hug? >
[11:40:31] <exec> --------------------------------
[11:40:31] <exec> \ ^__^
[11:40:31] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[11:40:31] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[11:40:32] <exec> ||----w |
[11:40:32] <exec> || ||
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[11:41:37] <Konomi> I'm not that nerdy ;_;
[11:42:06] <chromas> Hey it's a compliment around here
[11:42:22] <Konomi> but muh street cred ;_;
[11:42:47] <chromas> Reverse your hat before you go outside :)
[11:42:57] <arti> also, set the pants mode to +sag
[11:43:08] <Brylarke> 11 terminals?!?
[11:43:23] <chromas> 640k terms ought to be enough...
[11:43:29] <arti> Bash Bash Bash Bash Bash Mushroom Bash bash
[11:44:00] <Brylarke> Never heard of screen or tmux then
[11:44:12] <chromas> oh wait. Most windows have ten terminals
[11:44:16] <chromas> hers goes up to eleven
[11:44:21] <Brylarke> or byobu for easy mode
[11:44:40] <arti> bring your own beer umbrella?
[11:45:23] <crutchy> konomi likes bashing
[11:45:28] <arti> hahaha
[11:45:46] <arti> it explains so much
[11:45:46] * crutchy is scared
[11:51:03] <chromas> http://www.youtube.com
[11:51:11] <chromas> ^ that's how you keep your ctreet credz
[11:52:15] <chromas> also spleling
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[14:01:25] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - "Windows 8.1 Update" Trainwreck Continues - http://sylnt.us - updates-got-you-down?
[14:08:15] <chromas> Poor Microsoft, maybe they're under siege, two
[14:12:04] <Brylarke> I assure you microsoft are still pretty rich and not poor at this point
[14:14:43] <chromas> Oh then maybe the better movie reference would be the recent star wars
[14:15:17] <chromas> Lots of expensive effects going on but they're not helping
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[15:21:41] <Blackmoore> mornin
[15:23:46] <weeds> happy monday!
[15:25:39] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:25:39] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 103
[15:26:14] <Blackmoore> i should not have stayed up that late.
[15:29:59] <weeds> what kept you up?
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[15:32:18] <Blackmoore> started with a fresh install of Mint. lead to the typicla update issues.
[15:32:48] <Blackmoore> skype didnt want to acknowldge the microphone,
[15:33:07] <Blackmoore> minecraft didnt like where ti was, or the login..
[15:33:37] <Blackmoore> and i still have to get grub to see the old drive.
[15:33:50] <Blackmoore> fiddly crap.
[15:34:54] <Blackmoore> but at least i have dual screens working now.
[15:35:17] <Blackmoore> so I'm only 3-4 years out of date
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[15:57:35] <LaminatorX> Happy Monday! https://www.youtube.com
[16:05:33] <Blackmoore> #irpg
[16:06:23] <Blackmoore> *damn mondays.. i feel like someone kicked me in the haed. with an iron boot*
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[16:12:03] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Thieves Find a Lucrative New Commodity: Grease - http://sylnt.us - Retirement-Grease
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[16:54:37] <weeds> Kids... https://www.youtube.com
[16:55:00] <weeds> or directly: https://www.youtube.com
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[17:09:58] <Blackmoore> :)
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[17:41:10] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Chip Capable of Detecting Cancer at Early Stages - http://sylnt.us - chips-that-you-do-not-want-to-eat
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[19:21:25] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Internet of Things to Launch in UK Next Year - http://sylnt.us - so-my-fridge-can-talk-to-your-fridge
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[20:02:01] <Blackmoore> oh boy. just what i need. a fridge or a garbage can that can talk to corporate overlords.
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[20:34:51] <weeds> "Blackmore just threw out his vegetables!" "Yea, and he isn't drinking enough milk."
[21:10:13] <Blackmoore> well, you didnt see the condition of those vegtables.
[21:10:26] <Blackmoore> they wanted voting rights!
[21:10:47] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Water Cannons Turned On Peaceful TTIP Protesters - http://sylnt.us - why-do-they-insist-on-secret-negotiations?
[21:11:06] <Blackmoore> http://www.mediawiki.org
[21:23:09] <weeds> I'd like to see a site where I can cycle through some options...
[21:25:24] <weeds> Ref's could have used this when they disallowed Toews' goal
[21:32:25] <Blackmoore> the BOFH or the water cannons?
[21:41:40] <Blackmoore> hmm.. zamboni.. armed with water cannon..
[21:49:08] <weeds> (I was thinking BOFH with custom terms for hockey :)
[21:50:53] <Blackmoore> i like it.
[21:56:50] <weeds> Like those marketing speak BS generators
[21:58:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> you mean like: deprioritize your current action items in favor of expediting deliverables for a new strategic initiative to increase brand penetration?
[21:59:16] <n1> AndyTheAbsurd, that actually sums up what i've been doing for most of the last week
[21:59:28] <n1> although i probably wouldnt have worded it in such a way :po
[21:59:29] <n1> -o
[22:13:24] <weeds> AndyTheAbsurd: No way dude! that actually makes sense!
[22:15:47] <Blackmoore> oy. let me be the first to deploy my en-abled foot upon the backend of the marketing person.
[22:18:55] <Blackmoore> I would like statistics measured to see how much of my Pes will penetrate
[22:19:46] <Blackmoore> i'm hoping for penetration up to my calcaneus.
[22:20:15] <Blackmoore> I'll be wearing an iron boot.
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[22:30:47] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - How the F.B.I. Cracked a Chinese Spy Ring - http://sylnt.us - the-old-fashioned-way
[22:36:12] <Blackmoore> http://www.reddit.com
[22:36:27] <Blackmoore> TL;DR: crtl+r > cmd > "taskkill /IM let_it_go.exe"
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