#Soylent | Logs for 2014-05-16
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[00:06:27] <NCommander> crap
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[00:14:45] * NCommander replaces the fuse in slashcode and restarts it
[00:15:44] * chromas wasn't aware it died because clicking your journal entry still worked
[00:20:24] <NCommander> chromas, partial fuse. slashd took a shit because boron hard crashed and failed to reboot
[00:20:33] <NCommander> Whch means comment counts weren't updating properly
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[00:30:57] * FoobarBazbot shows up to complain about site troubles, discovers it's already fixed
[00:31:07] <FoobarBazbot> thx, NCommander
[00:31:26] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Apps Like "Whisper" and "Secret" Will Rat You Out - http://sylnt.us - coming-up-with-department-names-is-hard
[01:21:03] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - TV Tropes Relicensed its Content - Without Permit - http://sylnt.us - content-of-this-article-is-SFW
[01:23:46] <swiss> new monitor setup at work :D
[01:23:50] <swiss> awww right
[01:23:53] <swiss> 4 x 24"
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[02:38:45] <Subsentient> WOOOOOO https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[02:40:56] <mrcoolbp> final round of the name vote (and subsequent story allowing for discussion of the finalists) will go out soon! Yay!
[02:44:53] <Subsentient> WOOOOO
[02:45:09] <Subsentient> Should I post Epoch 1.1's release as a story?
[02:45:11] <Subsentient> NCommander:
[02:45:26] <Subsentient> It is, after all, a respectable systemd alternative
[02:45:57] <NCommander> Subsentient, sure, make sure you include a good summary about it and such
[02:46:12] <Subsentient> NCommander: Think that's too much self-horn-tooting?
[02:46:54] <NCommander> Subsentient, seems interesting
[02:47:02] <NCommander> I'll put a sticky note on it if need be
[02:48:03] <Subsentient> heh thx
[02:51:09] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - IT Guy Inadvertently Breaches White House Security - http://sylnt.us - the-best-kind-of-white-hat-is-accidental
[02:59:03] <Subsentient> NCommander: How do I make text smaller in the submission?
[02:59:11] <Subsentient> e.g. <small> doesn'twork
[03:01:30] <NCommander> Subsentient, I don't think you can
[03:02:20] <Subsentient> lol
[03:02:29] <Subsentient> NCommander: Alright then lol
[03:02:42] <Subsentient> but yeah I'll submit when I finish the updated site
[03:02:56] <Subsentient> these channels are the only places that know 1.1 is out right now
[03:03:06] * NCommander nods
[03:03:08] * NCommander mulls
[03:06:37] <NCommander> heh
[03:06:38] <NCommander> irony
[03:06:53] <NCommander> THe slashdot entry has "They changed it, now it sucks" linking to the /. Audience Responses post
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[03:09:15] * NCommander WTFs
[03:09:22] <NCommander> http://beta.slashdot.org - I think DICE made it fucking usable
[03:09:32] <NCommander> on the homepage anyway, commenting still kinda fucked up
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[04:12:10] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Google to Release Diversity Data About its Workforce - http://sylnt.us - not-enough-robots-work-at-google
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[04:51:46] <chromas> It only took seven months; speedy development over tehre
[04:51:57] <chromas> And speedy retort over here :)
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[05:51:24] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Wyoming Rejects K-12 Science Standards - http://sylnt.us - Head-in-the-Tar-Sands
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[07:29:57] <arti> moo.
[07:31:26] <chromas> _____
[07:31:26] <chromas> < moo >
[07:31:26] <chromas> -----
[07:31:26] <chromas> \
[07:31:26] <chromas> \
[07:31:28] <chromas> ^__^
[07:31:31] <chromas> _______/(oo)
[07:31:33] <chromas> /\/( /(__)
[07:31:35] <chromas> | W----|| |~|
[07:31:37] <chromas> || || |~| ~~
[07:31:39] <chromas> |~| ~
[07:31:42] <chromas> |_| o
[07:31:44] <chromas> |#|/
[07:31:46] <chromas> _+#+_
[07:31:47] <arti> lol
[07:32:05] <arti> feels like 1996 up in here
[07:32:15] <chromas> Lucky I didn't use the sodomized cow
[07:32:29] <arti> tainted meat
[07:32:57] <chromas> I guess only Deb distros have the aptcow as an option for cowsay
[07:34:57] <arti> maybe gentoo could use something like that
[07:36:23] <arti> how's it going chromas?
[07:46:07] <chromas> Warm
[07:46:30] <chromas> Only in the 80s though, so it's not like those other places
[07:46:52] <chromas> arti: no xlefay bot?
[07:47:33] * arti points to xlefay
[07:47:53] <chromas> That xlefay doesn't talk anymore
[07:48:31] <arti> the work part is removing all the nick and timestamps from the logs
[07:48:36] * arti <- lazy
[07:49:10] <chromas> Pipe it through SedBot :D
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[07:53:04] <chromas> Ooh now I can talk shit about aqu4 and he won't know
[07:53:12] <arti> heh
[07:53:14] <chromas> :)
[07:53:39] <chromas> $burrito chromas
[07:53:43] <chromas> Yep
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[09:39:05] * arti o.o
[09:49:28] <crutchy> 0.o
[09:49:36] <arti> mind if i comb over?
[09:49:59] <crutchy> i couldn't brush you off
[09:50:35] <arti> departing.
[09:50:50] <crutchy> oh?
[09:50:56] <arti> PARTING
[09:51:10] * arti backtraces crutchy
[09:52:26] <crutchy> lol its friday after work
[09:52:47] <crutchy> i'm even dumber than usual
[09:53:03] <arti> maybe all the blood is elsewhere
[09:53:32] <crutchy> i'm eating an icypole :-D
[09:53:55] * arti has some variants of those with reel fruit
[09:55:17] <crutchy> mine are cheap fruitless imitations
[09:55:25] <crutchy> and soooo good :-P
[09:55:31] <arti> "the matrix tells me this is good and juicy"
[09:56:25] <crutchy> the steak in that bit was quite scrumptious looking from memory
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[10:00:10] <arti> how's the progress been with exec?
[10:07:04] <crutchy> haven't worked on it much. mainly been playing with irciv
[10:07:13] <crutchy> exec just does its thang
[10:07:15] <arti> oh yes, how is that coming along?
[10:07:40] <crutchy> pretty good
[10:07:57] <crutchy> gunna work on fog of war tonight
[10:08:34] <crutchy> i had a craving for bacon today
[10:08:50] <crutchy> now i'm scoffing a big bag of cheese and bacon balls
[10:14:25] <arti> how is this done over irc?
[10:14:41] <arti> do you request a view, or is this also on the web?
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[10:16:14] <SoyCow5606> Mattiep: any idea what's up with the MUD? I haven't been able to connect for hours.
[10:16:19] <crutchy> hop into #civ
[10:31:54] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - UK Election Debates Could Move Online - http://sylnt.us - The-Evolution-Will-Not-Be-Televised
[10:37:31] <Subsentient> NCommander: I posted the story
[10:37:55] <Subsentient> http://soylentnews.org
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[10:44:46] <swiss> i want fresh bacon :(
[10:45:01] <swiss> tomorrow, i want to wake up and make a great breakfast burrito
[10:45:07] <swiss> but i doubt i will, since lazies
[10:48:36] <crutchy> as long as said burrito isn't rotten
[10:49:16] <JamesNZ> $burrito crutchy
[10:49:16] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[10:49:27] <Subsentient> JamesNZ++
[10:49:27] <deadpeas> karma - jamesnz: 2
[10:49:27] <swiss> hue
[10:49:47] <swiss> i made one for dinner, was surprised how delicious it was
[10:50:05] <swiss> basically just scrambled eggs, cheese, and some chicken we keep pre-cooked for salads
[10:50:11] <swiss> oh, and i chopped up a tomato
[10:50:20] <JamesNZ> I don't think I've ever had a burrito O_o
[10:50:29] <swiss> JamesNZ: weird
[10:50:38] <swiss> i should start calling them tortilla rolls
[10:50:49] <JamesNZ> swiss: Hehe.
[10:51:44] <swiss> my friend's friend was really tired, and couldn't remember words the other night
[10:52:07] <swiss> he was trying to tell a story and he said "I got out of the shower and grabbed my.... er... shower blanket"
[10:52:12] <swiss> we were laughing so hard
[10:52:27] <swiss> of course he meant towel
[10:52:40] <swiss> but towels are now forever known as shower blankets
[10:52:45] <JamesNZ> XD
[10:54:13] <swiss> bedtime for me
[10:54:25] <swiss> i should show up at work earlier than 11am tomorrow
[10:54:29] <swiss> i'm startin a bad trend
[10:56:56] <Subsentient> yeh indeed
[10:57:01] <Subsentient> swiss: goodnight
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[11:09:00] <arti> no burrito
[11:11:16] <JamesNZ> Goat instead? :P
[11:14:15] <arti> you're missing out
[11:14:24] <arti> burritos :O~
[11:14:47] <JamesNZ> $burrito arti
[11:14:47] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[11:15:00] <Subsentient> $burrito JamesNZ
[11:15:00] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at JamesNZ
[11:15:21] <JamesNZ> $burrito Subsentient
[11:15:22] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Subsentient
[11:15:25] <Subsentient> $burrito JamesNZ
[11:15:25] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at JamesNZ
[11:15:35] <Subsentient> $blacklist set JamesNZ!*@*
[11:15:36] <aqu4> Blacklisting successful.
[11:15:38] <JamesNZ> Burrito war!
[11:15:43] <Subsentient> I win
[11:15:45] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: That's cheating :P
[11:15:56] <Subsentient> $blacklist unset JamesNZ!*@*
[11:15:56] <aqu4> Unblacklisting successful.
[11:30:09] <crutchy> JamesNZ: you'll just have to make your own burrito barrage bot
[11:30:18] <crutchy> gatling-burrito
[11:30:22] <crutchy> :-P
[11:30:50] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Hah :P
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[12:21:16] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - National Science Foundation State Data Tool - http://sylnt.us - server-has-encountered-an-error
[12:23:21] <crutchy> ror
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[12:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:56:27] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 79
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[13:15:05] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:15:05] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 80
[13:15:17] <crutchy> !karma bacon
[13:15:17] <deadpeas> karma of bacon is 228
[13:15:26] <crutchy> wow coffee is catching up :-P
[13:15:44] <crutchy> !whoup coffee
[13:15:44] <deadpeas> uppers of coffee are: crutchy: 39, MrBluze: 15, TheMightyBuzzard: 11, Blackmoore: 6, Blackmoore|afk: 2, mattie_p: 2, mrcoolbp: 2, TheMightyBuzzard|AFK: 1, chromas: 1, chimp: 1, prospectacle: 1, xlefay: 1, TK: 1
[13:16:00] <crutchy> !whoup bacon
[13:16:00] <deadpeas> uppers of bacon are: kobach: 63, stderr: 46, crutchy: 27, xlefay: 17, mattie_p: 14, Blackmoore: 9, xyzzyyzzyx: 9, Alberto: 8, pbnjoe: 5, MrBluze: 5, juggs: 5, Marneus68: 3, MrBluze_Cmd: 2, TheMightyBuzzard: 2, Konomi: 2, FoobarBazbot: 2, stdhell: 2, swiss: 2, aqu4: 2, martyb: 1, chromas: 1, Mattiep: 1, paulej72_afk: 1, n1: 1, FatPhil: 1, hax0rz: 1, keick: 1, useless: - 1 more
[13:16:11] <stderr> ARGH!!!
[13:16:15] <crutchy> lol
[13:16:18] <crutchy> sorry stderr
[13:16:25] <crutchy> you should turn you dinger off
[13:16:48] <stderr> But I want to be notified if something "important" happens.
[13:17:16] <crutchy> schat has text events
[13:17:25] <crutchy> not sure if you can roll your own handler
[13:17:50] <crutchy> ooh you can load a plugin/script
[13:18:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can roll my own cigarette
[13:18:12] <crutchy> what is classified as "important"?
[13:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> in fact...
[13:18:22] * TheMightyBuzzard does so
[13:18:25] <MrBluze> whew.. kids in bed
[13:18:29] <crutchy> if xlefay appears
[13:18:34] <crutchy> that would be important
[13:19:07] <MrBluze> xlefay: ping
[13:19:25] <MrBluze> xlefay: you have been idle for 8 days, 9 hours, 46 minutes and 13 seconds, this is not good enough!
[13:20:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't believe i shall play with perl today. feeling more of a power tools draw.
[13:22:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: C it is then.
[13:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> interesting idea but i was thinking more along the lines of table/jig saws, drill presses, orbital sanders, and the like.
[13:24:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> making a standing art desk for a friend.
[13:26:16] <MrBluze> C is the way to go
[13:26:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> making it at "i'm not getting paid for this crap" speed though
[13:26:26] <MrBluze> and real things like wood and nails and screws
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[13:50:23] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Adobe's Creative Cloud Outage - http://sylnt.us - no-refunds
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[14:30:47] <crutchy> coffee++
[14:30:47] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 81
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[14:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:41:29] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 82
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[14:48:30] <weeds> good morning mattie_p
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[14:50:15] <mattie_p> hey weeds
[14:54:07] <weeds> mattie_p: What do you think of adding a help wanted section to SoylentNews?
[14:54:40] <mattie_p> do you mean a section where we post things on the site we need help with, or commercial job listings?
[14:56:46] <weeds> I was thinking job listings (as I need an entry level developer now, it got me to thinking) but the idea of a technical help area is very interesting too.
[14:57:11] <mattie_p> it is one of the options under consideration in the future
[14:58:51] <mattie_p> I think we'd be interested in hosting commercial job listings by members, for members
[14:59:05] <weeds> I suppose I am biased owing to my current need, but I think it would be a good addition always keeping "What's good for the community?" in mind.
[14:59:32] <weeds> yes, by members, for members
[15:01:49] <mattie_p> you could always just run a journal article and see what kind of result you get
[15:03:45] <weeds> Good idea
[15:05:11] <mattie_p> depending on how it goes it could give us a sense for how quickly we should attempt to roll out
[15:07:09] <Woods> I know if someone posted a need that I could fulfill remotely, I would. I am sure others feel the same.
[15:08:32] <Popeidol> half way between a job board and one of those '$5 for x task' sites
[15:08:56] <mattie_p> I'd pay $5 for someone to make us a job board...
[15:09:36] <Popeidol> makes sense though, especially if they have credentials
[15:12:08] <Woods> Mattie_p: Maybe you can find someone to pay $5 to find someone that we can pay $5 to make a job board? Perhaps that would be simpler.
[15:12:14] <Popeidol> I'd be happy to throw a few hundred at somebody who can tell me why my EMC SAN isn't registering released data in one it's pools
[15:12:42] <Woods> Popeidol: Because reasons.
[15:13:07] <Popeidol> Woods: that's about where I'm at right now
[15:13:30] <Woods> Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
[15:13:53] <mattie_p> update the driver package
[15:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> give it a good smack
[15:19:04] <Popeidol> last time I got an emc guy to look at it he was all 'lol yeah just sshed in and reset the process for x'
[15:19:18] <Popeidol> 'oh cool, what's the pass to ssh in?'
[15:19:27] <Popeidol> 'obviously we cant tell you that'
[15:21:31] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Green Tea Associated with Reduced Risk of Cognitive Decline - http://sylnt.us - but-does-it-taste-good?
[15:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> perils of managed hardware
[15:23:19] <Popeidol> it just fell outside warranty, so I am now the captain of that ship
[15:23:26] <Popeidol> I feel I need a san to back up the san
[15:24:00] <mattie_p> I think you need to back up your san(ity), you might need it
[15:41:49] <paulej72> morning everyone
[15:42:14] <mattie_p> hi paulej72
[15:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin paulej72
[15:43:28] <paulej72> I slept like crap last night. I kept having nightmares about coding slash, specifically about implementing hitparade. The strange thing was in my dreams the pieces of code were physical like Lego bricks.
[15:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> how many did you step on?
[15:45:16] <paulej72> I kept invisioning how to setup these blocks of code on the main page or somthing. The funny thing is I have never actually coded the hitparade code at any point, but it was stuck in my dream non the less
[15:46:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[15:48:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no coding for me today. it's a power tools n plywood kind of day. tomorrow i fix the undefs.
[15:49:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's me calling dibs btw. no fixing them today while i'm seeing how much sawdust my sinuses can hold.
[15:49:50] <paulej72> weeds: no job posting. do you want to be accused of being Dice :)
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[15:57:39] <paulej72> hello TK
[15:58:31] * paulej72 finds drinking coffee after novicane is not the easiest task
[16:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[16:00:07] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 83
[16:00:09] <weeds> Hell no! Just a thought.
[16:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> try a straw
[16:01:56] <weeds> paulej72: (I still think it would be a good addition to the site)
[16:02:23] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: the good thing is my insulated travel mug works much like a sippy cup if dont tip ti back too far :P
[16:03:32] <paulej72> weeds: might be something to do as a nexus
[16:05:58] <TK> happy Friday, Paulej72
[16:06:05] <TK> coffee++
[16:06:05] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 84
[16:06:10] <TK> moo
[16:06:10] <exec> (__)
[16:06:11] <exec> (oo)
[16:06:11] <exec> /------\/
[16:06:11] <exec> / | ||
[16:06:11] <exec> * /\---/\
[16:06:11] <exec> ~~ ~~
[16:06:11] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[16:06:12] <paulej72> same to you TK
[16:06:14] <TK> :)
[16:06:46] <TK> depending on where they numbed you, a stirrer straw may be your best friend
[16:07:40] <TK> Reading through the comments on the comcast and FCC stories...
[16:07:52] <paulej72> I am OK, I just have to be conscience of closing the one side of my mouth the whole way.
[16:07:55] <TK> What's stopping me from purchasing a commercial internet connection for my "small business"
[16:08:18] <TK> and sharing it/splitting the cost of it with my neighbors
[16:08:18] <paulej72> TK: money
[16:08:29] <paulej72> TOS
[16:08:44] <TK> Sure, but what if they are "contractors"
[16:08:48] <TK> or "employees"
[16:08:57] <TK> or "trainees"
[16:09:00] <TK> or "interns"
[16:09:07] <paulej72> last one ftw
[16:09:42] <TK> I doubt I could reasonably run CAT6 to everybody's houses
[16:09:50] <TK> but knowing the wifi password...
[16:11:10] <TK> and I could have a couple open (but covered) ethernet ports in the yard
[16:11:21] <TK> so they could plug in without bothering me
[16:22:38] <weeds> paulej72: What problems do you anticipate with a job board section?
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[16:45:02] <SoyCow5606> Mattiep: any idea what's up with the MUD? I haven't been able to connect for hours.
[16:46:47] <SoyCow5606> about 12 hours now
[16:50:37] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Epoch Init System 1.1 released - http://sylnt.us - Epoch-Win?
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[17:02:26] <mattie_p> let me see what is up
[17:02:34] <mattie_p> I haven't been on the mud in a while
[17:06:43] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:06:43] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 85
[17:06:51] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:06:51] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 86
[17:06:56] <Blackmoore> cofee++
[17:06:56] <deadpeas> karma - cofee: 1
[17:07:02] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:07:02] <deadpeas> karma - coffee: 87
[17:07:12] <Blackmoore> mornin
[17:18:06] <Blackmoore> http://xkcd.com
[17:19:31] <mattie_p> SoyCow5606 looks like the box the MUD is on didn't restart properly, we'll take a look at it
[17:26:51] <Blackmoore> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Rule 34 images that would set your brain on fire. I'v watch videos that left my soul darker than the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in the tubes, bits left to fall like tears in rain. Time to die. /kill all
[17:30:40] <SoyCow5606> Blackmoore: that was awesome, I have a few kids I'm waiting to get older so I can watch Spaceballs and Bladerunner with them
[17:38:01] <Blackmoore> xkcd inspired this morning. the crap i've seen on these tubes.. oy..
[17:38:12] <TK> Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money
[17:38:25] <TK> Stop making remakes I *don't* want to see, Hollywood
[17:38:31] <Blackmoore> Spaceballs 3: the search for spaceballs 2
[17:38:48] <TK> Available and Mr. Redbox
[17:38:50] <TK> at*
[17:39:22] <Blackmoore> and i still want my Spaceballs: the flamethrower.
[17:41:47] <Woods> Blackmoore: Now THAT is a movie title worthy of the Spaceballs name.
[17:44:47] <Blackmoore> hmph, i should see if I could throw together a script for that.
[17:45:50] <Blackmoore> ... I wonder what sci-fi movies that I missed that i would need to spoof
[17:46:32] <TK> Scene 1 opens on a lush green planet, teaming with life, the camera pans over the beautiful CGI landscape, gradually transitioning to a grey, smoggy industrialized city with a large building in the shape of darth helmet's helmet
[17:47:16] <TK> Ape-men scuttle to and fro as propoganda message in Darth come from loudspeakers above
[17:47:22] <TK> Darth's voice*
[17:48:15] <TK> a mid-construction spaceship and spaceport can be seen in the background
[17:54:23] <Blackmoore> *ponders if we could get Moranis out of retirement*
[17:54:48] <TK> I didn't know he was still alive
[17:55:32] <TK> Can we raise Mel Brooks from the dead?
[17:57:15] <Woods> Moranis retired?
[17:57:32] <Woods> Does he still look 35?
[17:58:49] <Woods> The answer is no, but apparently he released an album... ???
[17:59:36] <Woods> "choose any of these three packs and recieve an inscribed celebratory yarmulke!"
[18:00:30] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - New Name Finalists and Final Round of Voting - http://sylnt.us - democracy-at-work
[18:00:44] <Blackmoore> Moranis left Hollywood after his wife past, to take carte of his kids
[18:01:05] <Blackmoore> care
[18:01:10] <SoyCow5606> wow, Rick is 61 now
[18:01:36] <Blackmoore> so; we ask him to play the "yoda" part
[18:02:49] <Blackmoore> Mel brooks is STILL alive.
[18:03:15] <Blackmoore> but he's 88 now
[18:06:32] <mattie_p> SoyCow5606 its up now, that box doesn't want to reboot properly it seems
[18:06:44] <Blackmoore> what the.. http://en.wikipedia.org
[18:07:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> Blackmoore: I saw some of that, it wasn't terrible but it wasn't very good either.
[18:07:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> Might be on Netflix still
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[18:09:47] <Blackmoore> the summaries make it sound pretty bad.
[18:13:53] <TK> Mel's alive? This changes everything
[18:15:40] <TK> Now we need a list of sci fi movies to spoof
[18:16:03] <TK> no one say the star wars prequels, those speak for themselves
[18:16:54] <TK> Possible exception for an annoying companion that gets what's coming to him
[18:21:10] <Blackmoore> TK - mel ALREADY parodies the SW prequils in the animated series. so yes that is out
[18:21:43] <Blackmoore> - I want a scene where the background fails and you see the actors infront of a green background
[18:22:43] <Blackmoore> We have to work in Serenity and the new trek stuff.
[18:22:56] <Blackmoore> Promethius?
[18:23:03] <Blackmoore> gravity?
[18:23:11] <TK> Could be part of filming some of Darth's ape-man propoganda
[18:23:20] <TK> the green screen scene
[18:24:50] <Blackmoore> oh i like that. then the apes stand upright and start talking with clear british accents
[18:25:18] <Blackmoore> complain about working infront of the green screen
[18:25:37] <Blackmoore> then toss the "director" into a sarlacc pit.
[18:26:03] <TK> I feel like sarlacc pits should be a staple of building design
[18:26:37] <TK> But which movie should provide the story line?
[18:27:00] <Blackmoore> yeah. I'd get a lot more done around here if i had a sarlacc pit to throw upper management into
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[18:27:51] <Blackmoore> mm. wait. does it even NEED a story line? we didnt notice it was missing from Holy Grail.
[18:29:09] <Blackmoore> i suppose we could parody the Harry potter story arc.
[18:29:51] <Blackmoore> just cant drag it out that long
[18:29:56] <TK> Doesn't need to be that tight, but an overarching story with a happy ending should be required
[18:32:25] <TK> Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood, Spaceballs, all have happy endings
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[18:38:02] <Blackmoore> right so we start off with your opening, the Apemen go on strike for better working conditions, and we cut to a *15 years ago* scene where the "hero" is dropped off by a Mog to live in an unassuming susburb.
[18:38:46] <Blackmoore> we cut back to "today" where the heo is now working in a cubicle for Dath helmet
[18:39:15] <Blackmoore> we parody Office space, It crowd, the office*
[18:39:38] <Blackmoore> and then set the bastard on the quest for "the schwartz"
[18:40:12] <Blackmoore> (um i guess I'm parodying "mitty"
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[19:18:24] <TK> Go with The Matrix
[19:18:39] <TK> and combine it with either The Office or Office Space
[19:19:43] <TK> There can be posters for "Space Office", a new film by Michael Judd
[19:19:51] <TK> I think that's the guy's name
[19:23:08] <Blackmoore> i like it
[19:51:53] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Interactive Virtual Human Simulations - http://sylnt.us - Turing-Quiz
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[20:51:10] <arti> suddenly, goats.
[20:51:47] * JamesNZ looks around wildly
[20:52:11] <Blackmoore> moo
[20:52:11] <exec> (__)
[20:52:12] <exec> (oo)
[20:52:12] <exec> /------\/
[20:52:12] <exec> / | ||
[20:52:12] <exec> * /\---/\
[20:52:12] <exec> ~~ ~~
[20:52:12] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[20:52:45] <arti> http://gunnston.com
[20:53:47] * JamesNZ isn't sure whether he'd trust a car to a goat
[20:54:00] <arti> goat drone pilots
[20:58:55] <JamesNZ> This is impressively terrifying: https://www.youtube.com
[20:59:07] <Landon> https://i1.ytimg.com
[21:00:46] <arti> hahahaha
[21:10:52] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - German Gov Demands No-Spy Guarantee for IT - http://sylnt.us - Deutche-Confidential
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[22:34:08] <Woods> Huh, apparently I had disconnected a while ago.
[22:35:10] <Woods> I hope you guys like alliteration in the department names of the stories.
[22:35:38] <Blackmoore> :)
[22:38:54] * NCommander waves
[22:39:06] * NCommander wonders if he should really buy a pinto to be the official SN car
[22:39:14] <NCommander> I want to complete with the Slashdot PT Cruiser
[22:40:08] <chromas> A bean-themed car would fit with the theme of soy and lentils
[22:40:25] <Woods> You guys are clever.
[22:40:54] <NCommander> chromas, fuck, I'll even throw in a copy of Unsafe At Any Speed by Ralph Nadar
[22:43:16] <chromas> Shouldn't /.'s car be a Google self-driving car?
[22:43:22] <chromas> You know, because beta
[22:43:32] <chromas> Except Google's car works
[22:43:45] <Woods> Chromas: Not sure how something awesome could be confused with something not awesome.
[22:43:50] <Woods> Are you drunk already?
[22:44:12] <chromas> Drunk on Soylent Cola
[22:44:35] <Woods> Mmmmmm... 13 race ^H^H^H^H flavors of goodness.
[22:50:14] <chromas> There's definitely a Mooninite aftertaste
[22:51:08] <Blackmoore> Pinto, or a Yugo?
[22:51:16] <NCommander> Blackmoore, I'd drive a Yugp
[22:51:18] <NCommander> *Yugo
[22:51:30] * NCommander loves the episodes of Top Gear and Top Gear USA w/ the Yugo
[22:52:10] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Feds Issue Emergency Order On Crude Oil Trains - http://sylnt.us - Iron-Horse
[22:52:53] <Blackmoore> I wouldnt wish either deathtrap on anyone.
[22:53:16] <Blackmoore> I do think i know where to find a VW minibus.
[22:53:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wish Top Gear USA hadn't been so terrible
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[23:08:03] <TK> I thought it was Soylent Cola Lite that had Mooninites in it
[23:08:20] <Blackmoore> Soylent Rum?
[23:08:59] <Blackmoore> no.. i still dont think i'd consume anything with Soylent in the name
[23:09:24] <TK> What if the name was "better than soylent" or "not-soylent"?
[23:09:31] <TK> catchy names, I know
[23:13:32] <ancientt> interesting opportunties or potential problems there
[23:14:04] <ancientt> soylentnews could raise money by partenering with the company making soylent food replacment things
[23:14:23] <paulej72> This story has been viewed 1509 times. http://soylentnews.org
[23:14:31] <ancientt> but on the other hand, getting mixed up in any way with something that resembles food is asking for trademark issues
[23:15:54] <arti> so what you're saying is we need to make a soylent news candybar
[23:16:52] <chromas> It's got what nerds crave
[23:17:47] <arti> bleh i keep losing in #irpg
[23:18:04] <arti> [09:13] <@NerdRPG> arti [387/531] has come upon Kartoffelsuppe [455/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:45 is added to arti's clock.
[23:18:04] <arti> [09:13] <@NerdRPG> arti reaches next level in 10 days, 15:27:48.
[23:18:05] <arti> [09:54] <@NerdRPG> arti [279/531] has challenged NCommander [285/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:50:03 is added to arti's clock.
[23:18:05] <arti> [09:54] <@NerdRPG> arti reaches next level in 11 days, 08:36:34.
[23:18:22] <arti> back to back
[23:20:04] <Blackmoore> ouch.. but then I just joined and don't even have a level.
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[23:24:47] <ancientt> arti: maybe...yeah. The sooner we get a C&D letter for this current name, the sooner we'll switch to something that won't have this problem. Anybody else a big fan of the phoenix browser... that had to change so they named it firebird and then had to change again to firefox?
[23:26:30] <arti> why are we worried about this again?
[23:26:33] <arti> http://tmsearch.uspto.gov
[23:26:45] <arti> there are two active ones both for food
[23:26:59] <arti> one is soylent, another is soylent green
[23:27:01] <chromas> You know who hasn't had connection issues and could be at the top of irpg? _NSAKEY
[23:27:30] <arti> we're soylent news, put a TM on it
[23:28:08] <arti> goods and services is one area, another is cookies and crackers.
[23:28:35] * arti is repeating himself /doh
[23:33:42] <ancientt> right, I'm aware of that and I'm aware that sometimes it turns ugly anyway like Apple
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[23:37:42] <paulej72> chromas: time to reboot the irc server :p
[23:38:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> in my reply to the vote e-mail
[23:38:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> [9] is the name is I like best and [1] is the name I like least, right?
[23:38:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> were you *trying* to be confusing?
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[23:39:25] <paulej72> AndyTheAbsurd: our system just adds up the nubmers so a higher number is better.
[23:40:27] <arti> like a hash :D
[23:40:40] <arti> MINES BIGGAR
[23:41:13] <paulej72> arti: it is the opposite to UIDs ;)
[23:41:22] <arti> uids are like golf
[23:41:24] <arti> !uid
[23:41:24] <deadpeas> The current maximum UID is 4325, owned by Azar
[23:41:29] <arti> all hail azar
[23:42:50] <paulej72> my uid would make an awsome golf score, but for me it would probably be my 6 hole score at par 3 course
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[23:47:07] * NCommander sends his vote off
[23:48:05] <chromas> Could make the irc server silently eat ant messages mentioning _NSAKEY, like how msn used to to with download.php
[23:48:21] <chromas> s/t /y /
[23:48:21] <SedBot> <chromas> Could make the irc server silently eay ant messages mentioning _NSAKEY, like how msn used to to with download.php
[23:48:35] <chromas> haha; cleverness not found
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[23:50:13] <paulej72> max_depth on prod now set to 10 (was 7). now discussions will go to 10 levels before stopping
[23:50:30] * Teckla puts (another) "I VOTED" sticker on his shirt
[23:50:31] <arti> we need to go deeper
[23:55:39] <chromas> (10) gnus: for all your ranting needs plus footcheese to go with the bacon
[23:56:22] <Blackmoore> we need to go deeper.
[23:56:58] <chromas> 404 "she said" rejoinder not found
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[23:59:36] <paulej72> time to go home now that the rain has slowed