#Soylent | Logs for 2014-04-28
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[00:05:13] <NCommander> Oh HAI guys
[00:05:17] <NCommander> Guess where I am?
[00:06:07] <chromas> The new homeland?
[00:09:22] <NCommander> chromas, no, in Buffalo, meeting UID 57 :-)
[00:09:29] <NCommander> muhuhuhuuhuhuh
[00:10:17] <chromas> I don't suppose there's a way that I, as a user, can put that into SN and have it go to his user page
[00:11:24] <chromas> Oh nevermind, I found
[00:11:26] <chromas> Cool
[00:12:27] <NCommander> chromas, you have to manipuate URLs :-)
[00:16:20] <chromas> Must...find...secret...path...Aha!!
[00:18:48] <NCommander> chromas, I recommend trying soylentnews.org/secret-root-exploit.pl
[00:18:55] <chromas> lol
[00:18:58] <chromas> I found it
[00:19:03] <NCommander> or make_admin.pl
[00:19:19] <NCommander> Or even visit http://soylentnews.org
[00:19:20] <NCommander> :-)
[00:19:26] <NCommander> We have a lovely zoo
[00:19:35] * arti o.o
[00:19:42] <NCommander> arti, ???
[00:19:54] <arti> greetings
[00:20:09] * arti just had an awesome lunch
[00:20:21] <arti> late lunch, i guess supper is the term, but its still lunch to me
[00:20:33] * arti offers ncommander some wine
[00:20:50] * chromas can't zoo; attacked by giant muffinbear
[00:21:31] * arti has been a busy bee patching and updating things
[00:21:36] <arti> sifting through backups and whatnot
[00:21:50] <arti> found some laserdisc rips of starwars
[00:22:05] * arti may put them online somewhere for those interested
[00:22:08] <chromas> rip-and-torrent mode activate
[00:22:30] <chromas> oh I missed the 'rips' part
[00:22:43] <arti> you know, where han shoots first
[00:23:10] <chromas> You mean the one where the story make sense?
[00:23:36] <NCommander> arti, nah, I'm good, I have beer :-)
[00:23:41] <arti> what kinda beer?
[00:23:47] * arti enjoys alcohol in most of its forms
[00:24:07] * chromas thinks alcohol smells bad
[00:24:21] <arti> well you're supposed to drink it, not breathe it
[00:24:41] <chromas> Can't stand smell, even when it's coming from a drunk girl's mouth
[00:25:05] <arti> how else do you trick them into having sex with you?
[00:26:25] <arti> check mate.
[00:26:47] <chromas> That's what the tape's for
[00:26:56] <arti> oh, you like to film eh
[00:27:25] <arti> you sound like a safe individual
[00:28:38] <chromas> gaffer's tape
[00:29:14] * chromas is still seeding the slashdev ova file but never sees other seeders
[00:29:44] <arti> include tits and explosions in the file name
[00:30:05] <arti> maybe battlefield4 tits explosions
[00:30:12] <chromas> What vm does ova run on anyway?
[00:32:39] <chromas> michaelbay-splotions-and-tits.com.com.1080p.AVC.[excellent].[DaMN].mp4
[00:32:49] <arti> hahaha
[00:33:00] <arti> you know what might be fun, is a warez generator
[00:33:16] <arti> "hell, it has excellent in the name, how could i lose?"
[00:34:15] <chromas> It's funny to read comments on something "this is NOT cinema4d it's some porno"
[00:34:39] <chromas> I'd be more disappointed if it were the other way around
[00:34:56] <chromas> "I just wanted some pr0nz but all I got was this $9,000 software dammit"
[00:34:58] <arti> how about its the right file but diff language
[00:35:21] <arti> or maybe its password protected and redirects to the honeypot
[00:35:40] <chromas> Yeah for a while ed2k was stuffed full of Italian-dubbed movies
[00:36:33] <arti> ed2k, now that takes me back
[00:36:42] <arti> many a great obscure file maybe found there
[00:38:27] <chromas> Both it and gnutella/g2 are still around, with blackjack and hookers
[00:38:40] <chromas> and DHTs
[00:38:42] <arti> usenet or bust
[00:38:58] <chromas> Sounds like it costs money
[00:39:23] <arti> peer 2 peer sounds risky
[00:39:26] <chromas> But then so does a vpn for torrenting
[00:40:06] <chromas> p2p would be a cool usenet replacement. At least, for the actual news part
[00:41:15] * arti imagines gnaa or 4chan
[00:41:37] <arti> lol, just came across this: https://www.getpantheon.com
[00:42:05] <arti> wow. $25/month for 1gb @ 10k pageviews
[00:42:12] <chromas> We rate comments up or down. If we have similar 'tastes' then we rate each other up, like karma, then when I load comments, I take your own ratings into account based on how much karma you have with me
[00:42:49] <chromas> That seems really expensive
[00:42:54] <arti> indeed
[00:42:57] <chromas> But I haven't really done anything with hosting so
[00:43:15] <arti> i'm not sure what makes these guys so special, but i guess people are paying it
[00:43:18] <chromas> I think skydrive and google drive give you more than that
[00:43:35] <arti> hd is really the premium with hosting
[00:43:53] <arti> you can get a vps with 40x that for that price
[00:45:50] <chromas> I do recall seeing the virtual-est of hosting for a few moneys per month years back. That was back when I'd do a website for somebody (mostly static) and they'd go and ruin it with FrontPage
[00:48:06] <arti> frontpage
[00:48:20] <chromas> Yeah
[00:48:31] <chromas> Are you laughing or crying?
[00:48:41] <arti> implying a binary state
[00:48:55] <chromas> Hey, it's an inclusive or
[00:49:12] <arti> &&
[00:51:36] <deadbeef> [SoylentNews] - Deep Brain Stimulation Now Reality - http://sylnt.us - welcoming-our-new-bionic-overlords
[00:53:24] <chromas> Aw damn
[00:53:30] <chromas> I read "simulation"
[00:55:18] <n1> i edited the story and yet i still keep reading 'simulation'
[00:55:30] <chromas> That would be so cool though
[00:55:34] <n1> wishful thinking
[00:55:44] <chromas> Loading brains like virtual machines
[00:55:55] <chromas> Then I could host my head in the cloud
[00:56:12] <n1> lol
[00:56:42] <n1> could eliminate the obsolete 'body' you carry around in the process
[00:57:36] <chromas> That way I could dedicate 100% of my time to coding and stuff instead of looking at porn
[00:58:20] <arti> maybe set your editor bg to something opaque
[00:58:32] <arti> or just the whole window alpha
[00:58:53] <arti> maybe you can be like your grandparents and just listen to the audio
[00:59:05] <chromas> Set font to Hots and increase size
[00:59:34] <chromas> Grandparents were poor. Back in their day, they had to make their own audio
[00:59:55] <n1> lol
[01:00:14] <chromas> But they couldn't afford a microphone or tape so they etched the waveform onto reeds they sold their soulds to rent for a day
[01:00:25] <chromas> s/lds/ls/
[01:00:26] <SedBot> <chromas> But they couldn't afford a microphone or tape so they etched the waveform onto reeds they sold their souls to rent for a day
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[02:01:29] <deadbeef> [SoylentNews] - 1225 Paper Resembles Modern Multiverse Concept - http://sylnt.us - month-late-reporting-on-13th-century-thought
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[03:01:45] <Blackmoore> sup?
[03:02:16] <arti> sup
[03:03:06] <Blackmoore> Sorry guys, i may have encoragege NC to take a side trip :p
[03:03:58] <chromas> So long as staff doesn't burn out it's cool
[03:04:17] <Blackmoore> but he travels a lot. this should be good for him
[03:06:02] <arti> are you guys going to whitecastle?
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[03:20:23] <Blackmoore> well not me. i have a day job
[03:20:56] <Blackmoore> he's off for some fun.
[03:21:06] <Blackmoore> then hell go and live free
[03:40:43] <deadbeef> [SoylentNews] - Cold Brown Dwarf Found 7.2 Light-Years Away - http://sylnt.us - leave-out-overnight-to-defrost
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[05:31:06] <deadbeef> [SoylentNews] - Nissan Testing 'Super-Hydrophobic' and 'Oleophobic' Paint - http://sylnt.us - but-dirt-hides-the-scratches
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[06:20:05] <FoobarBazbot> so... do we have an unofficial tally of domains that made it to the next round? Or do we gotta wait for the next email?
[06:49:11] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org
[06:49:16] <chromas> That's the only thing I've heard about it
[06:52:10] <deadbeef> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Comes to Cable TV - http://sylnt.us - radio-station-to-have-newspaper-column
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[07:58:31] <chromas> Shh shh everybody quiet he's in here now!
[07:58:41] <chromas> :)
[07:58:43] * Subsentient looks up aqu4's logs
[07:59:55] <FoobarBazbot_> Subsentient: s/o/e/3
[07:59:55] <SedBot> <FoobarBazbot_> <Subsentient> looks up aqu4's legs
[08:00:05] <Subsentient> FoobarBazbot_: ...
[08:01:12] * aqu4 punches FoobarBazbot_ in the testicles
[08:05:24] <chromas> aqu4: s/testicle/aqu4/
[08:05:24] <SedBot> <chromas> <aqu4> punches FoobarBazbot_ in the aqu4s
[08:06:35] * aqu4 chucks a bucket of putrid raw bacon on chromas
[08:07:49] <chromas> aqu4: s/(bacon)(chromas)/\2\1/
[08:07:56] * chromas is doin' it wrong
[08:08:35] <FoobarBazbot_> aqu4: s/(bacon)(.*)(chromas)/\3\2\1/
[08:08:35] <SedBot> <FoobarBazbot_> <aqu4> chucks a bucket of putrid raw chromas on bacon
[08:09:07] <chromas> ah
[08:09:28] * chromas was scrolling through history to find out what he forgot
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[08:20:15] <deadbeef> [SoylentNews] - New Vulnerability in Every Version of Internet Explorer Since IE6 - http://sylnt.us - film-at-11
[08:23:59] <amblivious> "new"
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[08:26:43] <arti> mew
[08:27:53] <chromas> gnu
[08:28:03] <chromas> oh wait, RMS says we can't make that pun
[08:30:03] <arti> IE6 the gift that keeps on giving
[08:30:39] <chromas> Was I alone in thinking IE was faster than Netscape on porn sites?
[08:30:55] <chromas> Or just alone in admitting it?
[08:30:57] <arti> oh it was something, that time has passed
[08:31:07] <arti> always an arms race
[08:31:12] <chromas> Now Bing is best for porn searches
[08:31:31] <chromas> Ball mer
[08:31:31] <arti> i'll defer to your expertise
[08:31:35] <arti> lol
[08:32:14] <chromas> Multiple Scleroses knows what we ask of the Interweb
[08:32:50] * chromas searches for rule 34 on regex
[08:33:25] * chromas is severely disappointed
[08:36:01] <arti> there must be something out there
[08:39:43] <chromas> s/regex/sed s\/ \/8====D\/g/g
[08:40:03] <chromas> No, sir; I didn't like it
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[09:30:57] <arti> what's up crutchy
[09:31:55] <NCommander> ugh
[09:32:00] <NCommander> fucking hate dealing w/ insurance companies
[09:32:07] <arti> collision?
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[09:32:26] <chromas> troll insurance
[09:42:40] * crutchy salutes
[09:42:51] <crutchy> good evening soylent
[09:45:09] <chromas> crutchy: s/soyleny/crutchy/
[09:45:15] <chromas> crutchy: s/soylent/crutchy/
[09:45:15] <SedBot> <chromas> <crutchy> good evening crutchy
[09:45:23] * chromas can't splell
[09:45:44] <crutchy> slellingz ofer8tud
[09:46:11] <chromas> 4shur
[09:49:40] <crutchy> whatcha been up to?
[09:51:20] <chromas> Just a little pascal coding and FoobarBazbot_/FoobarBazbot (highlight) was helping me out with some regexes
[09:51:39] <crutchy> ooh
[09:51:49] <crutchy> i likeses pascal
[09:52:07] <chromas> Me too
[09:52:21] <crutchy> what are ya programmerin in pascal?
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[09:52:41] <chromas> Well everybody else has an IRC bot so I thought I'd try to fit in
[09:52:54] <crutchy> hahaha
[09:52:56] <crutchy> cool
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[09:53:20] <chromas> First, I'm building a client unit, then the bot can use that, or it can be used to make a client or whatever
[09:53:47] <crutchy> delphi sockets are good. never used freepas sockets
[09:54:39] <chromas> I'm using lnet which adds a thin event layer around the Sockets unit, which is just regular BSD sockets
[09:54:50] <chromas> It's third-party
[09:54:56] <chromas> Not sure if it works in Delphi
[09:55:05] <crutchy> if you wanted a bot you could have also just pilfered mine and changed it to suit your own plans, but roll your own bot is more fun
[09:55:25] <crutchy> ahh
[09:56:43] <chromas> I'm still working on the protocol part. So there's a unit that just gives you a connection object that does all the protocol stuff and you get events for messages and stuff
[09:57:00] <crutchy> cool
[09:57:21] <chromas> Some of it may be a little over-engineered :)
[09:57:28] <crutchy> that sounds better. exec still doesn't have a lot of the protocol stuff
[09:57:37] <crutchy> i'm adding as required :-P
[09:58:37] <crutchy> so what is your plan for it?
[09:58:46] <crutchy> will it be good or evil?
[09:59:00] <chromas> Neutral
[09:59:06] <arti> :|
[09:59:09] <chromas> The coding's the fun part
[09:59:09] <arti> we need more evil ones
[09:59:27] <arti> the fun part is when people interact with it unknowing ly
[10:00:06] <chromas> arti can you take your bot and make an Inappropriate Rejoinder Bot?
[10:00:22] <crutchy> i've never played WoW personally, but watching my wife play it occasionally she usually has a kind of monster following behind her character... maybe bots are kind of the equivalent in IRC
[10:00:51] <chromas> That monster is the DP
[10:00:53] <crutchy> guard-bots
[10:01:06] <chromas> Director of photography, not the uh...other DP
[10:01:36] <chromas> He's supposed to stay off camera though
[10:02:28] <NCommander> flight to logan booked
[10:02:30] <NCommander> yay
[10:03:48] <crutchy> is it here now chromas?
[10:04:06] <chromas> The WoW monster? Don't think so
[10:04:22] <chromas> No bot either. It's not quite there yet
[10:08:35] * NCommander is beginning the great NH apartment hunt
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[10:09:50] * chromas appreciates NCommander and other #staff's work
[10:09:59] <NCommander> chromas, thanks :-)
[10:10:13] <NCommander> I meet Blackmoore today, my first official SN meet and greet :-)
[10:10:37] <NCommander> Car reservation made
[10:10:39] <NCommander> Well
[10:10:45] <NCommander> Here goes nothing
[10:11:32] <chromas> 404 the car you requested could not be located
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[10:16:36] * NCommander beats chromas
[10:16:47] <NCommander> chromas, already got a good idea of where I want to live, hopefully Madbury, NH
[10:16:59] <NCommander> Has volunteer fire department, will be checking it out in person tomorrow or Tuesday I hope
[10:17:51] <chromas> Awesome. Looking forward to pics and stuff
[10:21:42] <chromas> I saw your name on the Ubuntu site once when looking for USB image writer for Windows
[10:21:56] <chromas> "Hey, I know who that is!...kind of"
[10:23:09] <crutchy> hello?
[10:23:17] <chromas> Hi crutchy
[10:23:32] <arti> crutchy, following monsters are a good thing
[10:23:32] <chromas> Having connection triz-oubles?
[10:23:42] * arti likes having other things do his bidding and he establishes the rules
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[10:27:08] <arti> madbury looks like a sleepy place
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[10:28:56] <chromas> Ooh, Hayes Road
[10:29:18] <chromas> That should keep the communication going
[10:29:31] <chromas> The Hayes NCommander set
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[12:27:41] <prospectacle> Hi anyone around? I'm very curious to see the results of the vote. I wonder if the counting algorithm takes very long to set up.
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[12:51:52] <prospectacle> Interesting article about larry page floating around:http://www.businessinsider.com.au/larry-page-the-untold-story-2014-4
[12:51:54] <prospectacle> long, but good
[12:51:57] <prospectacle> hi subsentient
[12:52:08] <Subsentient> prospectacle: hi
[12:52:14] <Subsentient> Porting Epoch to BSD
[12:52:22] <Subsentient> It builds on OpenBSD but I need testers.
[12:52:39] * Subsentient likes OpenBSD best
[12:52:47] <prospectacle> cool. is BSD very different to linux from that point of view?
[12:53:12] <Subsentient> Mmh, many places BSD is alien. The boot system is bizarre compared to Linux.
[12:53:29] <Subsentient> e.g. separate single and multi processor kernels
[12:53:44] <prospectacle> Well good on you for giving it a go. I'm often put off by too much learning curve. I like things i can make progress on relatively quickly
[12:53:52] <Subsentient> And you aren't going to be loading the kernel /bsd from syslinux or grub, that's for sure
[12:54:18] <Subsentient> prospectacle: There is no kernel command line in BSD, so things like /boot/vmlinuz ro root=/dev/sda1 runlevel=core will NOT work
[12:55:06] <prospectacle> I see
[12:55:07] <Subsentient> That's an issue for Epoch.
[12:55:15] <Subsentient> I mean it runs but it's reduced functionality
[12:55:21] <Subsentient> and the BSD guys don't like that
[12:55:42] <prospectacle> Yeah. Is there a substitute/equivalent for what you want to do?
[12:57:50] <Subsentient> prospectacle: not that I am aware
[12:57:59] <Subsentient> prospectacle: And it varies based on the OS.
[12:58:14] <Subsentient> I might add support for Solaris but I'll first need a copy of Solaris lol
[13:06:41] <prospectacle> I didn't know people were still using solaris
[13:06:58] <prospectacle> But there must be a copy floating around somewhere
[13:23:17] <chromas> It's on their web site
[13:24:19] <chromas> http://www.oracle.com
[13:25:28] <prospectacle> chromas to the rescue
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[13:51:24] <deadbeef> [SoylentNews] - The Science of Stupid - http://sylnt.us - Don't-Try-This-as-Home
[13:55:24] <juggler> should read "The Science of Stupid: Why people still use *BSD"
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[13:57:59] <MrBluze> .devoice
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[14:04:13] <MrBluze> quiet in here
[14:05:18] <prospectacle> hi MrBluze
[14:05:28] <prospectacle> are you watching q&a?
[14:05:36] <MrBluze> no, ain't got a TV
[14:05:41] <MrBluze> wassup on q&a?
[14:07:03] <prospectacle> mr turnbull and mr cameron are the politicians tonight. And we have someon form the guardian and someome from the spectator.
[14:07:26] <prospectacle> They were arguing about tax before, now it's the abc
[14:07:36] <MrBluze> oh.. slash cut slash cut etc
[14:07:45] <MrBluze> a different kind of slash, and much more painful ;)
[14:07:55] <prospectacle> lol
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[14:17:34] <MrBluze> as long as they don't tax walking i will be ok
[14:17:49] <MrBluze> see u all another time :)
[14:18:12] <chromas> You must give them thirty percent of all your steps
[14:18:29] <MrBluze> one for the master and one for the dame
[14:18:34] <prospectacle> See you later mrbluze
[14:18:38] <MrBluze> see u
[14:19:00] <prospectacle> Has anyone heard any rumours when the votes might be counted, since they're closed and the counting (presumably) is electronic?
[14:19:16] <MrBluze> eh, for the name?
[14:19:36] <MrBluze> no idea i just came back from the wilderness, literally
[14:20:16] <MrBluze> i read some thing saying it's a real competition between contenders and so forth
[14:20:33] <prospectacle> cool
[14:20:39] <prospectacle> yeah for the name
[14:20:42] <MrBluze> i'll wait to hear in case it's one of my domains so i can donate it if needed
[14:20:50] <MrBluze> but otherwise i dont know a thing about it anymore
[14:22:21] <prospectacle> no me neither. I just figure it cant be long, unless something went gravely wrong. Since the votes closed a day ago or so
[14:22:35] <MrBluze> afaik it's going ok
[14:22:39] <prospectacle> good to hear
[14:22:47] <MrBluze> no major technical problems apart from the obvious
[14:22:55] <MrBluze> but as such the thing is working
[14:23:07] <MrBluze> yeah it is good
[14:23:46] <MrBluze> at least finally things can go ahead and the whole project can get on surer footing
[14:24:04] <prospectacle> yes, also incorporation appears.... imminent(ish)
[14:24:12] <MrBluze> yep
[14:24:18] <MrBluze> it probably is
[14:25:22] <MrBluze> :)
[14:25:41] <MrBluze> well, i better get some sleep and look after real life for a bit
[14:26:07] <MrBluze> cheers and let's hope the pollies don't do anything too stupid with their new powers
[14:26:30] <prospectacle> ok catch you later
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[15:20:49] <weeds> Happy Monday
[15:21:32] <deadbeef> [SoylentNews] - Plant-based Meat Mimic Taste Test - http://sylnt.us - Soylent-Green-is-wait-nevermind
[15:23:27] <TK> Rename deadbeef to deadpeas
[15:23:52] <TK> or deadpeasandplants
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[15:35:25] <Landon> !nick deadpeasandlpants
[15:35:26] <deadbeef> changing nick to deadpeasandlpants
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[15:35:30] <deadpeasandlpant> done - nick
[15:35:39] <Landon> !nick deadpeas
[15:35:39] <deadpeasandlpant> changing nick to deadpeas
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[15:35:43] <deadpeas> done - nick
[15:38:58] <Blackmoore> peas?
[15:40:13] <Blackmoore> ah. the microsoft Soylent.
[15:40:25] <Woods> Blackmoore: From the s... Yeah, that.
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[15:47:46] <Blackmoore> it's repackaged soy.
[15:48:16] <Blackmoore> so yeah. just like windows was repackaged Xerox
[15:48:27] <Blackmoore> and then repackaged Mac
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[16:05:00] <michealpwalls> 'morning, everybody! :)
[16:05:04] <Blackmoore> mornin
[16:05:47] * Woods grumbles
[16:06:31] <Blackmoore> NCommander: you around? which version of Ubuntu are you running?
[16:06:42] <NCommander> Blackmoore, 14.04
[16:07:01] <NCommander> Blackmoore, I hate to ask this, but you won't have happened to seen my keys would you?
[16:07:10] <Blackmoore> no.
[16:07:11] * NCommander doesn't think he left them there, but they vanished within the last 24 hours
[16:07:16] <NCommander> Crud
[16:07:37] <Woods> NCommander; I will check around my desk, things get lost here all the time...
[16:07:37] <michealpwalls> LOL
[16:07:41] <Blackmoore> unless they fell under the table at brew pub.
[16:08:07] <NCommander> Woods, I met Blackmoore in RL yesterday
[16:08:14] * NCommander is currently sitting at JFK
[16:08:28] <Woods> Ooohhhh, cool. Sounds like a party.
[16:08:34] <NCommander> gtg
[16:09:05] <Blackmoore> I'll send you the brew pubs number in Pm
[16:09:30] <michealpwalls> Whoa!
[16:09:31] <michealpwalls> http://www.youtube.com
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[16:11:13] <Blackmoore> :( youtube blocked here
[16:15:03] <michealpwalls> Oh shit
[16:15:08] <michealpwalls> Sorry. That's horseshit LOL!
[16:15:11] <michealpwalls> Well, *thinks*
[16:16:25] <Blackmoore> well, i am at work, and we kinda NEED the bandwith for order processing.
[16:16:33] <Blackmoore> (no streaming)
[16:17:00] <Blackmoore> i'll send the link to my email and watch later
[16:18:17] <Blackmoore> So after reading the post about NC moving to NH; i think the first group "meet and greet" will be in NH.
[16:18:24] <Woods> Blackmoore: We are in a similar situation here, so we just blocked high-bandwidth sites. (Youtube, Pandora, etc)
[16:18:36] <Blackmoore> it is a bit far for me to drive,
[16:18:59] <Blackmoore> Woods: yeah, I really cant complain about it.
[16:19:23] <Blackmoore> Woods: we actually had a seroius problem one day due to pandora
[16:19:36] <Woods> Pandora can quickly bring a company to its knees.
[16:19:56] <Woods> You would be surprised what it does if 50 people are using it simultaneously.
[16:20:18] <Blackmoore> Woods: it did. and it was a quick fix . (yeah it probably was 50+ here)
[16:21:04] <Woods> Woah, Google Maps apparently got an update. I just typed in "Home to New Hampshire". It gave me the drive time (21 hours), and the fly time (4 hours) and about how much it would cost to fly ($470)
[16:21:37] <Blackmoore> ?!?!
[16:21:40] <Landon> too-damn-much
[16:21:57] <Woods> I live in Missouri.
[16:22:13] <Woods> I do not think I will ever go to a group meet-up.
[16:22:30] <Blackmoore> 7+ hours drive for me.
[16:23:16] <Blackmoore> apparently i have no option to fly
[16:23:57] <Blackmoore> but i could take 139 hours to walk.
[16:24:31] <Blackmoore> 43 by bike
[16:24:51] <Woods> It would take me a little over 18 days to walk...
[16:25:37] <Woods> Oohhh, my 21 hour drive time bumped up to 22 hours because of the various construction zones.
[16:26:01] <Blackmoore> i like that they show that now.
[16:33:39] <weeds> I'd like to do that - 13 hrs to drive
[16:34:48] <Blackmoore> considering how much travel NC does we may have the option to have meet and greets (like the Fark parties) in other places.
[16:35:03] <Blackmoore> we just need to bring in more people to the site
[16:36:11] <Blackmoore> but NH makes sense since he'll be moving there and a lot of the Soylenters seem to be there
[16:40:32] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Should a Chimp Be Able to Sue Its Owner? - http://sylnt.us - Better-the-Chimp-than-Corporations
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[16:51:17] <Blackmoore> look. either we need to go full retard, and claim that everything. (animate, inanimate, real, imaginary, ...) is a person. or we need to just stop this garbage/
[16:51:59] <Woods> ^^^^
[16:52:01] <michealpwalls> There is no stopping it, Blackmoore. The writing is on the wall, in bold font-face wrapped in a <blink> element.
[16:52:09] <michealpwalls> Welcome to your future.
[16:52:15] <Blackmoore> lawyers representing dilber suing the PHB
[16:52:16] <Woods> ^^^ In comic sans
[16:52:19] <michealpwalls> LMAO Woods
[16:52:39] <Blackmoore> *stabs Comic Sans with a pitchfork*
[16:53:02] <michealpwalls> Indeed. The System slowly takes power away from Government and instead awards it to Corporations. I think, the path we are on is very evident :)
[16:53:07] <michealpwalls> Probably unavoidable at this point.
[16:53:07] <Woods> Comic sans: "Ow, my serifs!"
[16:53:22] <Woods> #fontjokes
[16:54:05] <michealpwalls> The rise of private security firms, indeed. Also part of the system. You can plot on a graph easily the rise in funding to private security firms and compare with the decline in public security firms (REad: Police and Military).
[17:00:58] <michealpwalls> Speaking of which, you guys should help me come up with an alias :)
[17:01:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> michealpwalls: "Doctor John Smith". (Note: It helps if you own some psychic paper.)
[17:02:10] <michealpwalls> HEH
[17:02:18] <michealpwalls> I like it
[17:03:13] <Woods> Michaelpwalls: I suggest something short, one syllable. Easy to remember, easy to pronounce, that way people can remember it... Like Woods!
[17:03:31] <Woods> I am sure Weeds would agree with me.
[17:03:48] <michealpwalls> Indeed
[17:03:52] <michealpwalls> Short, simple is good :)
[17:04:00] <michealpwalls> If *I* can't remember it, it's no good ;)
[17:04:06] <Woods> lol
[17:04:44] <Woods> I usually go with the name of a superhero. Barry allen, for example.
[17:09:06] <TK> For some reason, the idea of a "soylent conference" doesn't appeal to me.
[17:11:22] <TK> Must be my sense of self preservation
[17:14:16] <Woods> TK: Not a big fan of finger foods?
[17:14:23] <Blackmoore> well, part of my idea is to provide NC with some backup incase Barbaras shows up. just to keep things civil
[17:15:49] <Blackmoore> besides, we can kick back with a beverage of choice and bith about the slash code
[17:16:05] <michealpwalls> LMAO TK
[17:16:10] <michealpwalls> Touche ;)
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[17:16:28] <michealpwalls> Blackmoore: Barbaras? Who's that?
[17:16:34] <michealpwalls> Or was that an inside joke I didn't get? :/
[17:17:07] <michealpwalls> I'm a conference-kinda-guy... But I couldn't possibly make it to NH, for obvious Canadian reasons :P
[17:17:16] <Woods> Blackmoore: The drink of choice is probably: http://blog.soylent.me
[17:19:48] <Blackmoore> *blurg*
[17:20:04] <Blackmoore> *that is not food.*
[17:20:15] <Woods> I thought it sounds pretty great.
[17:20:29] <Woods> If I had the cash, I would totally try it out for a week.
[17:20:58] <weeds> Woods: Best font joke ever - http://www.collegehumor.com
[17:21:02] <Blackmoore> I guess it's because i like to cook. i like flavors and textures.
[17:21:03] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Linux Support Progress - http://sylnt.us - are-we-there-yet?
[17:22:23] <michealpwalls> I don't know what's weirder... The Soylent drink, or the fact that I can fucking *totaly* relate to the guy that invented in.
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[17:23:00] <michealpwalls> No time for menial tasks such as preparing, cooking and eating food. Meh.
[17:24:11] <Woods> I have time, I just know that I am not anywhere close to getting the right nutrients to my body.
[17:24:34] <michealpwalls> I doubt the majority is, to be fair ;)
[17:28:31] <Blackmoore> true.
[17:29:53] <Woods> Weeds: http://chainsawsuit.com
[17:32:09] <TK> Are Canadians are an import-restricted item?
[17:33:43] <Woods> TK: They are considered fruits/vegetables.
[17:34:39] <Woods> Soylent puns.
[17:35:13] <TK> I guess Soylent needs Canadians to balance out the diet
[17:35:40] <Woods> Gives it a nice, apologetic flavor.
[17:38:13] <Blackmoore> eh. if that's the case I'll take a pick from the canadian ballet (strip joint)
[17:41:17] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - EU Project Makes First "Solar" Kerosene - http://sylnt.us - Power-of-the-Sun
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[17:47:17] <weeds> Woods: :) Did you like the conference?
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[17:47:51] <Woods> Weeds: I had seen it before, but I managed to scrub Comic Sans being the hero from my memory.
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[18:34:33] <michealpwalls> haha Diff to the rescue! Worked so beautifully
[18:35:09] <michealpwalls> The registration system outputs a delimited list of registrants which then gets fed into a mail-merge template for the printing of pretty nametags/schedules for attendees.
[18:35:28] <michealpwalls> Well, we did the first round of nametags and over the weekend tehy wanted to know what all has changed and etc... Diff! (flex)
[18:35:36] <michealpwalls> Worked so fucking brilliantly. I looked like some kinda genius! :D
[18:36:19] <michealpwalls> What had changed over the weekend, I should say.
[18:40:34] <Woods> High-fives all around!
[18:51:10] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - White House Worried about Analytic Discrimination - http://sylnt.us - Biased-Sample
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[19:11:46] <mrcoolbp> in case you guys want a sneak peak or might have any feedback on what the FAQ on the main site sould/will look like http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[19:11:59] <mrcoolbp> s/sould/should/
[19:11:59] <SedBot> <mrcoolbp> in case you guys want a sneak peak or might have any feedback on what the FAQ on the main site should/will look like http://wiki.soylentnews.org
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[20:12:46] <Blackmoore> hey janrinok - thanks; but the link didnt work
[20:15:29] <Blackmoore> i have finally found the article. i dont really do much internet on weekends. i need time away from the box
[20:20:17] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Ubuntu 14.04 Review - http://sylnt.us - why-is-noone-talking-os?
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[20:42:27] <Blackmoore> I'm beginging to think we need to hunt down and review ALL of the os reviews as a meta-review. (so who'd biased against / for)
[20:43:17] <chromas> What about a review review?
[20:46:24] <Woods> I am biased for everything.
[20:52:21] <Blackmoore> yup. exactly that
[21:10:53] <Blackmoore> ;?
[21:10:57] <Blackmoore> :/
[21:11:12] <Blackmoore> looks like site has gone to failover?
[21:11:57] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - US Outsources Teacher Recruiting to Microsoft - http://sylnt.us - now-what-could-go-wrong-with-that
[21:13:43] <Woods> Seems fine to me... ?
[21:18:50] <Blackmoore> and now it is fine.
[21:19:14] <Blackmoore> when it fails over, i'm not logged in.
[21:20:08] <Teckla> https://www.yahoo.com
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[22:00:33] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - Mathematician Spies - http://sylnt.us - john-nash-would-not-be-proud
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[22:08:36] <TK> Just reading that yahoo url makes it look like a story about heartbleed.
[22:08:49] <TK> No one is safe!
[22:10:58] <Blackmoore> *PANIC!*
[22:11:26] <Blackmoore> *adusts tinfoil hat*
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[22:27:45] <TK> You're looking quite dapper with those new creases
[22:31:36] <xlefay> Blackmoore, http://en.wikipedia.org here you go, sir.
[22:33:32] <Blackmoore> i missed National Brain Injury Awareness Month?
[22:34:10] <xlefay> Ironic. We were just discussing an idea regarding awareness months.
[22:34:25] <Blackmoore> i feel ripped off. I TOTALLY would be onboard for inflicting brain damage to commereate..
[22:35:24] <Blackmoore> Well I'll make up with that by inflicting National Poetry Month on people.
[22:35:45] <Blackmoore> and now an Ode to a particulalry obnxious customer.
[22:39:33] <TK> "there once was a man named enus..."
[22:39:39] <Blackmoore> :P
[22:40:25] <Blackmoore> (as i scribble here before pasting up something that looks like a klingon reading vogon poetry)
[22:41:05] <Woods> Blackmoore: No torture in the channel, please.
[22:41:12] <xlefay> Klingon you say?
[22:41:30] <xlefay> They've got the best poetry of all! Short and concise, now their opera's on the other hand..
[22:42:57] <Woods> I like their music.
[22:43:10] <Woods> It had kindof an electro-rock-circus feel to it.
[22:44:47] <LaminatorX> That sounds like you're describing the Flash Gordon soundtrack.
[22:45:58] <Blackmoore> http://en.wikipedia.org
[22:47:05] <TK> sing it with me now!
[22:47:06] <TK> People
[22:47:08] <TK> With
[22:47:10] <TK> Too
[22:47:11] <TK> Much
[22:47:13] <TK> Time
[22:47:14] <TK> On
[22:47:15] <TK> Their
[22:47:17] <TK> Hands!!!!!
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[22:48:46] <Blackmoore> *SHRUG* i met Marc Okrand and bought Hamlet (in the original Klingon) at a con manymany years ago
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[22:49:53] <TK> Different strokes for different folks
[22:49:59] <Blackmoore> yup
[22:50:03] <TK> Not my cup of tea
[22:50:35] <TK> Does make for suspicious wiki urls
[22:50:47] <TK> So they've got that going for them
[22:50:49] <Blackmoore> well, yeah.
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[22:51:11] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - US Supreme Court to Rule on Warrantless Searches - http://sylnt.us - toss-of-a-coin
[22:55:18] <Blackmoore> electronics are people too!
[22:55:32] <Blackmoore> and so is plastic!
[22:55:33] <swiss> my car works a bit!
[22:55:34] <swiss> woor
[22:55:36] <swiss> woot
[22:55:44] <Blackmoore> a bit?!
[23:02:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> just a bit?
[23:10:13] <swiss> well
[23:10:19] <swiss> still not the right O2 sensor
[23:11:47] <Blackmoore> doh.
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[23:20:13] <Blackmoore> been there. with 3 different cars..
[23:20:44] <Blackmoore> I would like to go back to a carberator.
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[23:28:57] <swiss> lol
[23:31:06] <chromas> No sir! Technology is progress. I, for one, cannot wait until carputers are running nodes.js and nosql
[23:31:40] <Blackmoore> mm.mmm and can be hacked by bluetooth from a mile away
[23:33:08] <Landon> oh you just wish your bluetooth transceiver had that much power :)
[23:33:31] <chromas> I want my car to run Chrome
[23:33:49] <chromas> "Yo dawg, I put V8 in my V8"
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[23:40:48] <michealpwalls> pffft. A foolish logic error caused me so much manual work today LOL
[23:40:54] <michealpwalls> Horsepoop!
[23:42:04] <michealpwalls> I threw together this convoluted series of sub-select queries to extract a group of users that slipped under me reporting radars :(
[23:42:05] <michealpwalls> hehe
[23:42:33] <michealpwalls> But then I managed to lose the list of userids half-way through, had to start over again. Gah what a day :P
[23:44:00] * MrBluze pours michealpwalls a beer
[23:50:57] <deadpeas> [SoylentNews] - No Yellowstone Mega-Eruption Coming - http://sylnt.us - remember-Michael-Fish-the-UK-meteorologist?
[23:52:30] <Blackmoore> aw crap. i was counting on that.
[23:52:58] <MrBluze> we'll have world war three instead i guess
[23:53:10] <MrBluze> uranium is a kind of yellow stone is it not ;)
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[23:56:31] <Blackmoore> yes sir MrBluze
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[23:58:52] <Blackmoore> http://www.amazon.com
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[23:59:45] <chromas> Ooh, in a pocket tin!