#Soylent | Logs for 2014-03-18

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[23:01:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubuntu Concedes Defeat in Upstart vs Systemd - http://sylnt.us - not-everyone-will-be-happy
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[22:14:36] <crutchy> cya paulej
[22:14:26] * crutchy about to leave for work
[22:13:56] <paulej72> well it is time for me to leave work be back soon
[22:12:47] <paulej72> do both at the same time
[22:12:22] <crutchy> ?
[22:12:21] <crutchy> or is that slow down
[22:12:04] * crutchy spins earth faster to catch up :-P
[22:08:21] <paulej72> crutchy: ^
[22:07:42] <SedBot> <paulej72> crutch it is dinner time, please reset your clock :)
[22:07:42] <paulej72> s/yo/your/
[22:07:23] <paulej72> crutch it is dinner time, please reset yo clock :)
[22:06:34] <crutchy> morning soylent
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[21:57:06] <janrinok> I've had enough for today! This is rapidly becoming a chore and not at all enjoyable. cu tomorrow.
[21:49:24] <weeds> paulej72: Pass it around if you don't mind. I think the insights are good.
[21:38:16] <paulej72> weeds: and I thought NCommander wrote a lot. Nice article though.
[21:30:50] <paulej72> NezSez: nothing has happened to NCommander right now he is getting over a 12 hour jet lag and is trying to stay awake until normal bed time.
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[21:30:25] <weeds> +paulej72: I just wanted to pass this on. I think it's worth a read. http://www.paulgraham.com
[21:29:35] <paulej72> dev@sn goes to me now
[21:28:42] <NezSez> Did something happen to NC???
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[21:22:46] <weeds> +mattie_p: Have you seen his posting about the startup and such? I think there is some advice that we might benefit from.
[21:20:59] <MrBluze> warning - not completely reliable, but early news is usually from half baked sources
[21:20:38] <mattie_p> gotta run folks, back later as well
[21:20:35] <MrBluze> see u all
[21:20:33] <MrBluze> ok i gtg work
[21:20:29] <MrBluze> http://xrepublic.tv
[21:20:11] <MrBluze> http://xrepublic.tv
[21:19:50] <MrBluze> http://investmentwatchblog.com
[21:18:52] <mattie_p> I've been known to frequent it, but recently I haven't had the time
[21:18:23] <weeds> OK
[21:18:15] <weeds> Do you read Hacker News https://news.ycombinator.com
[21:18:05] <mattie_p> I've just been informed dev@doesn't go to NCommander any more
[21:17:10] <mattie_p> you can send to dev@, if it doesn't get there then I'll forward
[21:15:44] <weeds> fer reals?
[21:15:14] <weeds> That's fine. I'm sure you would love to get lots of email
[21:15:05] <mattie_p> not sure if you noticed :D
[21:14:55] <mattie_p> we've been in flux, weeds
[21:14:45] <mattie_p> I can pass on anything to NCommander until he reveals his address. it used to be dev@SN, but not sure if that is still him, frankly
[21:14:38] <weeds> same for NC?
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[21:13:55] <mattie_p> mattie_p@soylentnews.org
[21:13:50] <MrBluze> not as reliable as reuters but
[21:13:44] <weeds> mattie_p: Do you and NCommander have soylent email addresses that you let out?
[21:13:28] <MrBluze> lol
[21:11:40] <mattie_p> MrBluze: source?
[21:10:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Most Addictive Game Since Tetris Released - http://sylnt.us - I-was-wondering-what-to-do-next
[21:07:26] * NezSez notes delayed response from suspect
[21:06:23] <NezSez> hey, mrbluze, how do i know you ain't onna dem bots!?
[21:06:21] <weeds> US must give in?
[21:05:58] <MrBluze> won't be long now
[21:05:13] <arti> spetznas arrested
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[21:04:56] <MrBluze> but basically it's all escalating
[21:04:43] <MrBluze> yes
[21:04:33] <arti> the painful slap will come from the EU
[21:03:56] <MrBluze> all its US treasuries etc, and i suppose after that no longer doing USD for its resources
[21:03:33] <arti> all 200billion?
[21:03:16] <MrBluze> weeds: russia is pulling out of the USD
[21:00:11] <weeds> +MrBluze: What makes you say that?
[20:57:05] <MrBluze> good time to get out of the stock market
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[20:10:24] <IT_phreak> (half true - half sarcastic)
[20:10:12] <IT_phreak> yes i hate you too
[20:09:55] <xlefay> ;-)
[20:09:40] <IT_phreak> that was the point: weigh your options ;D
[20:09:28] <IT_phreak> well you have a choice T_T
[20:08:50] <xlefay> FoobarBazbot: well... IT_phreak certainly knows where he puts his mouth.
[20:07:54] <Bender> Also in quotes: 43, 44, 45, 46, 48
[20:07:50] <Bender> Quote 42 - <IT_phreak> 'experience, or skills, or blowing dicks? you choose'
[20:07:50] <FoobarBazbot> !quote IT_phreak
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[20:06:06] <Cyprus> aparently
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[19:56:37] <weeds> Cyprus: Do you know how to harass now that you've been trained?
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[17:57:51] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> arti: Nah. (sarcasm applied)
[17:57:23] <arti> people are curious
[17:56:05] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> GungnirSniper: sure, if that gets people to stop pressing buttons lol
[17:55:37] <GungnirSniper> 13 OK, Code Pink then.
[17:55:35] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> too fancy imo
[17:55:12] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> so much for the color red for "warning" ;D
[17:55:02] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> except everyone presses the red button lol
[17:54:44] <mrcoolbp> yeah I'm pretty sure there's a warning about that....
[17:54:30] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> don't touch the red button
[17:54:23] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> >.>
[17:54:18] <arti> heh
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[17:54:02] <weedsafk> nick weeds
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[17:40:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MOD's Secret Cyberwarfare Programme - http://sylnt.us - leave-my-internet-alone
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[16:25:52] * weedsafk lunch :-)
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[16:00:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Precise Control of Rotation of Molecules - http://sylnt.us - round-and-round-and-round
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[15:43:52] <xlefay> ?
[15:43:32] <IT_phreak> boom shakalaka >.>
[15:43:19] <IT_phreak> xlefay gives me a stare but i like stares though ;D
[15:43:02] <IT_phreak> i always just drop by and say "hi" lol
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[15:27:09] <TME520> @weeds : ;-)
[15:18:11] * dcosnet walks back out
[15:18:10] <weeds> TME520: A little validation to go with my coffee.
[15:18:05] <dcosnet> o hi there!
[15:14:02] <TME520> @weeds : I agree with you, a comment would have been nice. Just dropping a link there without a word is either a call for comment or i-don't-care-ness
[15:11:00] <weeds> OK - I would think a comment might be in order. I have to learn what is considered good manners on IRC.
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[15:06:22] <TME520> Well, it's about SOPA, it seems acceptable to me.
[15:04:00] <weeds> Is such spamming normally tolerated?
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[14:56:24] <dcosnet> http://act.credoaction.com
[14:42:26] <weeds> good morning
[14:42:13] <xlefay> Good morning ;-)
[14:42:06] <TME520> Good (ugt) morning
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[14:31:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Brief History of Analog Targeting Systems - http://sylnt.us - Surigao-Strait
[14:29:02] <IT_phreak> it made me things lmao sup
[14:28:56] <IT_phreak> ahh -_- fell asleep b/c crash of caffeine
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[14:10:06] <xlefay> hehe gl ;)
[14:09:22] * weeds is on a conference call ye ha!
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[13:56:36] <xlefay> Netherlands =)
[13:56:25] <xlefay> Timezone: Central European Time
[13:56:07] <weeds> I'm in the Eastern time zone, where are you?
[13:55:24] <xlefay> I trying to maintain UGT (universal greeting time) myself again, quite difficult :P, meaning it's morning when you come in, night when you leave. ;)
[13:54:41] <weeds> Ha! I'm always a little leery of saying "Good Morning", but it is morning here. :)
[13:53:37] <xlefay> We've been staying out of it, exactly for the reasons you've mentioned. I'm fine also, tired, it's almost 2 PM here :p
[13:53:18] <weeds> I'm doing fine this AM. How about you?
[13:52:58] <weeds> Thank you. I was beginning to think I was going a bit too far with that nonsense, but I gave it one more. He's had his time.
[13:50:58] <xlefay> You were spot on! How are you good sir?
[13:50:50] <xlefay> kudos btw for your replies on certain posts ;)
[13:50:41] <Bender> karma - weeds: 4
[13:50:40] <xlefay> weeds++ yooo ;)
[13:50:28] <weeds> Good Morning
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[13:12:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chernobyl: Organic Decay Continues to be Abnormal - http://sylnt.us - goats-are-cheaper
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[12:21:32] <MrBluze> depends if u shake the camera and play dramatic music, it might stil sell tickets, Popeidol
[12:17:22] <Popeidol> somebody on a forum typing furiously wouldn't pack quite the same punch on the big screen.
[12:16:50] <Popeidol> or maybe something about dragons
[12:16:36] <Popeidol> if you went to see a movie called Flame War, you'd expect WW1 reimagined in a world where flamethrowers are the only weapon
[12:15:44] <Popeidol> 'flame war' isn't nearly as dramatic as it sounds
[12:11:26] <IT_phreak> flame war /imminent
[12:08:26] <xlefay> Thank you, appreciate it.
[12:08:15] <crutchy> sorry xlefay. no more
[12:07:51] <xlefay> 'nuff with the goatse references here. Go to ## and talk about it there.
[12:07:33] <IT_phreak> i'll settle for #taboo if that's cool
[12:07:10] <crutchy> IT_phreak: if you go to #goatse you will be .op straight away!
[12:06:45] <IT_phreak> pg13mode /on
[12:06:11] <crutchy> disgusting place
[12:06:03] <crutchy> you wouldn't like it
[12:05:54] <crutchy> IT_phreak: it's a trap full of all sorts of taboo things
[12:05:45] <xlefay> See, it isn't a trap.
[12:05:39] <xlefay> If it is, I will give you IRCop powers to /kill me all day long.
[12:05:30] <MrBluze> like the recent article about MOD
[12:05:27] <xlefay> IT_phreak: honestly, it isn't.
[12:05:20] <IT_phreak> xlefay: how do i know it's not a trap ;D
[12:05:18] <MrBluze> lol crutchy
[12:05:08] <crutchy> with loggie the friendly chat partner :-)
[12:04:58] <IT_phreak> i'm giving you examples; i hope it's relevant
[12:04:42] <xlefay> mean? We're simply suggesting you join another channel where you're free to speak whatever you want ;)
[12:04:41] <IT_phreak> i'll just say exposed intestines; see, it takes time for you to read that
[12:04:29] <crutchy> my bad
[12:04:20] <IT_phreak> i didn't link the goatse; you guys are mean :/
[12:04:08] <MrBluze> if u go to ## - u can go crazy about goatse if u please
[12:04:08] <IT_phreak> lol "subconscious"
[12:03:58] <crutchy> IT_phreak needs to stop feeding my inner troll :-P
[12:03:51] <xlefay> IT_phreak: /join ## - go there, and talk about that sorta stuff however long you want
[12:03:36] <IT_phreak> programmer style ftw
[12:03:23] <MrBluze> just doin my job make sure it stays on track
[12:03:22] <IT_phreak> lol i'll just make my sentences complex for people to read ;D
[12:03:15] <MrBluze> :) its no prob
[12:03:11] <xlefay> if you really want to talk about that sorta stuff
[12:03:08] <crutchy> sorry mrbluze/xlefay... you're right about that
[12:03:06] <xlefay> /join ##
[12:02:49] <IT_phreak> oh, i won't link; my imagination will blow your mind like an oral session
[12:02:45] <xlefay> or someone's kid seeing it.. (I do recall a few kids running around here..)
[12:02:19] <MrBluze> make sure u think before linking to stuff that can get an observer into trouble with his/her boss
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[12:01:54] <MrBluze> gentle reminder: this channel should be sfw
[12:01:38] <IT_phreak> they had too much bacon fyi
[12:00:46] <IT_phreak> virgins like to run away during sex
[12:00:24] <crutchy> what did you think of the top result :-P
[12:00:16] <IT_phreak> turtles mating
[12:00:07] <IT_phreak> yes i did; i have a suggestion for you too
[11:59:53] <crutchy> did you check out the youtube search i suggested IT_phreak?
[11:59:44] <xlefay> my god, this is turning way to weird
[11:59:35] <IT_phreak> who's next? i mean what xD
[11:59:27] <IT_phreak> xlefay: got sick of porn so we started fucking screens
[11:59:15] <crutchy> oblig: http://goat.cx
[11:59:02] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i like pipes. let's lit that weed
[11:58:55] <xlefay> ^ another episode of IT_phreak's TV show.
[11:58:43] <xlefay> Yes, everyone... sex is the reason for holes in screens!
[11:58:43] <crutchy> nah it turns to shit
[11:58:34] <MrBluze> if u drill a hole in an lcd screen, does it keep working?
[11:58:12] <xlefay> heh...
[11:58:08] <IT_phreak> lol holes
[11:58:04] <IT_phreak> was that even a suggestion ;D
[11:58:03] <xlefay> holes in one's screen?
[11:57:52] <IT_phreak> xlefay: how it came? sex duh
[11:57:29] <xlefay> crutchy: I'll refrain from asking how that came to be
[11:57:18] <xlefay> "their" rorfl
[11:57:11] <MrBluze> nah it's their boyfriend
[11:57:10] <crutchy> it's just a big hole in my screen
[11:56:53] <xlefay> Hate to break it, goatse isn't anyone's girlfriend.
[11:56:53] <IT_phreak> crutchy: need that reddit gif of goat licking
[11:56:39] <crutchy> goat fuck
[11:56:31] <IT_phreak> funny how it goes.
[11:56:23] <IT_phreak> yes. my gf loves me too ;D
[11:56:15] <xlefay> IT_phreak: you truly are one of the weirdest peoples I've ever met on IRC
[11:56:04] <IT_phreak> just kidding. w/e
[11:56:00] <IT_phreak> my stupidity > all of your programming skills
[11:55:58] <xlefay> heh..
[11:55:33] <IT_phreak> give me that burrito hard, uhhh
[11:55:33] <crutchy> i think we've created a pipe around IT_phreak
[11:55:32] <MrBluze> azuretse
[11:55:28] <MrBluze> lol
[11:55:21] <IT_phreak> MrBluze: i spotted the hole; it's a goatse! ;D
[11:55:19] <MrBluze> we'd do well if we went foss
[11:55:12] <what-if-i> nah
[11:55:09] <xlefay> No.
[11:55:02] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i poll yall... i suppose yall love me? ;D
[11:55:02] <xlefay> errr... wait
[11:55:00] <xlefay> oh.. that's too bad
[11:54:46] <MrBluze> ... no points if u can spot the hole
[11:54:38] <MrBluze> that kind of backend is like goatse
[11:54:30] <xlefay> I'm sure all the unix guys on SN would love that!
[11:54:29] <MrBluze> lol!
[11:54:27] <MrBluze> oh
[11:54:23] <xlefay> MrBluze: azure ;-)
[11:54:18] <crutchy> you don't interrupt IT_phreak... you just poll :-P
[11:54:17] <MrBluze> xlefay: u mean webirc?
[11:53:58] <xlefay> btw before I go, MrBluze, so how about that backend for SN?
[11:53:54] <IT_phreak> yes, you're welcome; you've failed
[11:53:42] <xlefay> Thanks for trying ;-)
[11:53:32] <Bender> Added quote 48
[11:53:32] <xlefay> !grab IT_phreak
[11:53:20] <IT_phreak> lol didn't mean to interrupt ;D
[11:53:09] <xlefay> too bad...
[11:52:57] <crutchy> nope
[11:52:55] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 37
[11:52:55] <IT_phreak> crutchy++
[11:52:54] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 45
[11:52:54] <IT_phreak> xlefay++
[11:52:50] <crutchy> !plug-disable karma
[11:52:48] <xlefay> NC's not in control of that bot
[11:52:39] <crutchy> will NC hurt me?
[11:52:36] <xlefay> I'm curious if you can shut it off or not.. since you could trigger the help
[11:52:22] <xlefay> crutchy: could you write that command: !plug-disable karma
[11:51:57] <crutchy> my attempt clearly didn't work :-P
[11:51:39] <crutchy> why not
[11:51:34] <IT_phreak> commands: plug-dick, receive-oral, call-the-cops
[11:51:30] <xlefay> try it?
[11:51:04] <xlefay> hmm
[11:51:02] <xlefay> I wonder if you can !plug-disable karma
[11:50:52] <xlefay> ignore that crutchy ;)
[11:50:47] <IT_phreak> lol i love coffee, nothing ^^ gnight
[11:50:39] <crutchy> ??
[11:50:30] <Bender> choose one of: chan-disable, plug-disable, markov-disable, urlinfo-disable, fleet-disable
[11:50:30] <crutchy> !disable trollmode(IT_phreak)
[11:50:18] <xlefay> IT_phreak: what do you want from me?
[11:50:11] <IT_phreak> every sigh = every sip of that coffee ;D
[11:49:59] * xlefay sighs
[11:49:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: lol 42/6 that's my diet lol
[11:49:46] <crutchy> that sux
[11:49:37] <xlefay> crutchy: yep me too, 48 hrs, 6 hours of sleep total -.-
[11:49:34] <IT_phreak> xlefay: caffeine likes to have a word with you....... privately
[11:49:32] <crutchy> sleep good
[11:49:18] <xlefay> Well... IT_phreak, not sleeping ever is kinda self defeating too....
[11:49:04] <crutchy> lol me tired too xlefay
[11:48:44] <IT_phreak> lmao i never sleep b/c sleep is the cousin of death ;D
[11:48:27] <xlefay> man I'm tired... I think imma go before this azure vs. hackers crap starts
[11:48:24] <IT_phreak> hackers initiate redbull into their systems: azure's turn
[11:48:12] <xlefay> MrBluze: that's the guy who made the pwn website, he's using that to power the search and crap
[11:47:59] <IT_phreak> azure vs hackers, let's do this
[11:47:42] <MrBluze> thats a very interesting website, xlefay - the one about azure
[11:47:20] <xlefay> He's the baconman
[11:47:07] <xlefay> kobach
[11:46:53] <MrBluze> only we haven't decided to tell anyone yet
[11:46:45] <MrBluze> we do :)
[11:46:19] <IT_phreak> next discussion: who has the best bacon?
[11:46:13] <MrBluze> to go with your personal coffee machine
[11:46:00] <MrBluze> yep, and gets u some extra bacon probably too
[11:45:49] <IT_phreak> fresh off of*
[11:45:10] <IT_phreak> yes, i get the point: kernel dev can own a kid fresh off with bachelor's
[11:44:48] <xlefay> MrBluze: really depends ;-)
[11:44:38] <MrBluze> if u apply for a job, and u say "oh, and I am a kernel developer working on a new file system" .. is that a leg up or what
[11:44:37] <IT_phreak> what-if-i: /r/im13andwhatisthis
[11:44:19] <IT_phreak> i was just thinking of others who can pull that off with no money >.> amazing.
[11:44:19] <what-if-i> ya 13, IT_phreak?
[11:44:07] <MrBluze> but it works
[11:44:06] * MrBluze nods
[11:43:30] <IT_phreak> MrBluze: I see, incentives / pimps
[11:43:27] <xlefay> (plus, it cut the amount of support I give to friends and family in half! - so I'm all for Windows 7!)
[11:43:25] <IT_phreak> crutchy: aren't code sluts all sexy
[11:43:15] <crutchy> IT_phreak: they're just code sluts
[11:43:09] <MrBluze> IT_phreak: .. they do it for fun, for better resume/CV, and some are paid to produce stuff to support their work's needs
[11:42:40] <MrBluze> yeah
[11:42:40] <xlefay> Windows 7 is fairly solid; it's fast, etc...
[11:42:39] <crutchy> astrix and obelix use lunix
[11:42:33] <IT_phreak> serious question; if Mr. Torvalds get paid to do open-source projects, how do other developers survive?
[11:42:18] <xlefay> MrBluze: that goes without saying but it's definitely far more than XP
[11:41:52] <MrBluze> not as much as linux, but its ok .. it's xp with polish
[11:41:50] <SedBot> <crutchy> he has applixitis
[11:41:50] <crutchy> s/z/a/
[11:41:49] <xlefay> MrBluze: same, it is a decent OS
[11:41:41] <crutchy> he has zpplixitis
[11:41:38] <MrBluze> i like windows 7
[11:41:37] <IT_phreak> where it belongs
[11:41:32] <IT_phreak> now put your money
[11:41:31] <crutchy> oh yeah i guess it's pretty obvious
[11:41:21] <IT_phreak> bill nye > bill gates
[11:41:13] <xlefay> about Bill..
[11:41:04] <xlefay> crutchy: doesn't that go without saying?
[11:41:02] <crutchy> lol.... that's the OS that my brain runs
[11:40:44] <crutchy> i never said bill gates shoved an apple up his unix
[11:40:41] <xlefay> crutchy: slackware then?
[11:40:18] <IT_phreak> comprende? business as usual
[11:40:15] <xlefay> IT_phreak: perhaps you should re-read mine, I never said you didn't.
[11:40:11] <IT_phreak> what i'm saying is comparing to apple; you get free upgrades to OS but it's close-sourced
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[11:39:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: yes i didn't; perhaps you should re-read my sentence.
[11:39:39] <crutchy> mine runs on spaghetti
[11:39:34] <xlefay> IT_phreak: Free isn't by definition "open source"
[11:39:33] <crutchy> binary OS's are overrated
[11:39:19] <IT_phreak> ReactOS comes to my mind speaking of binary OS
[11:39:11] <IT_phreak> xlefay: isn't windows free version coming? let's see if they open-source it or not
[11:38:52] <xlefay> To be honest, Microsoft's Windows 8 and all sucks. Windows 7 was surprisingly usable, as for other products, they are somewhat improving here and there.
[11:38:45] <IT_phreak> ah fuck me, finally losing my virginity
[11:38:28] <crutchy> fuck my brain is being retarded
[11:38:16] <SedBot> <crutchy> it's microsoft pretending to be "xen" :-P
[11:38:16] <crutchy> s/z/x/
[11:38:16] <MrBluze> seeya prospectacle have a good one
[11:38:11] <MrBluze> yeah ms try hards
[11:38:09] <xlefay> prospectacle: tc
[11:38:08] <crutchy> s/z/z/
[11:37:46] <prospectacle> well I got to go, peace all.
[11:37:18] <crutchy> it's microsoft pretending to be "zen" :-P
[11:37:17] <MrBluze> filemaker server .. as klunky as that is, it's better than anything MS makes
[11:37:01] <MrBluze> but at work i got them to give us filemaker pro
[11:36:58] <xlefay> well.. I probably had, just didn't care to remember
[11:36:51] <MrBluze> i heard of it
[11:36:10] * xlefay notes he hadn't even heard of "Azure" before I read that post.
[11:35:19] <MrBluze> wow yeah
[11:34:45] <crutchy> w32/azure
[11:34:27] <crutchy> yeah i definitely see the problem with your pwnage... see there's your problem... you're running azure
[11:33:37] <crutchy> lmao
[11:33:22] <xlefay> http://www.troyhunt.com <-- this one, not the weird goatse ones
[11:33:11] <xlefay> anyway, MrBluze check that link ;-)
[11:33:05] <xlefay> heh.. you guys are strange
[11:32:40] <crutchy> www.gimmeyourpasswordcosyoucantrustme.xxx
[11:32:36] <xlefay> http://www.troyhunt.com
[11:32:14] <IT_phreak> xlefay: cool, we'll see
[11:31:43] <IT_phreak> haveilostvirginity.yet
[11:30:45] <MrBluze> yes
[11:30:41] <xlefay> aah: https://haveibeenpwned.com that's the one I meant
[11:30:31] <MrBluze> xlefay: .. there are a few
[11:30:15] <crutchy> lol
[11:30:06] <IT_phreak> crutchy: this; or just ask snowden lol
[11:30:05] <crutchy> Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at nsa.gov.
[11:29:23] <IT_phreak> can't bash cat with 9 lives what
[11:29:20] <crutchy> nsa.gov
[11:29:10] <SedBot> <xlefay> anyone know that website where you can check if your passwords been compromised in a hack? <--- anyway that website uses some MicroSoft product for those lookups and it's damn fast (or so I read...)
[11:29:09] <xlefay> s/wya/way/
[11:28:59] <xlefay> anyone know that website where you can check if your passwords been compromised in a hack? <--- anywya that website uses some MicroSoft product for those lookups and it's damn fast (or so I read...)
[11:28:30] <IT_phreak> lmao
[11:28:26] <crutchy> bash's IT_phreak's cat
[11:28:21] <xlefay> IT_phreak: heh, wth are you getting me involved in?
[11:28:06] <xlefay> anyone know that website where you can check if your passwords been compromised in a hack?
[11:28:03] <IT_phreak> 255 is too many for an orgy
[11:27:56] <crutchy> lol
[11:27:51] <prospectacle> 255 is more than enough for anybody
[11:27:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: and have women on your lap
[11:27:47] <xlefay> I did read something awesome about a MicroSoft project the other day
[11:27:32] <crutchy> max 255 connections ftw!
[11:27:31] <xlefay> hush
[11:27:28] <IT_phreak> holy shit, only a matter of time
[11:27:21] <IT_phreak> the type of private jet where you can run a LAN party
[11:27:14] <crutchy> jet ftw
[11:27:12] <prospectacle> everyone else is just trying to catch up
[11:27:12] <xlefay> Of course you do.. always the inbetweener aren't you, MrBluze?
[11:27:09] <MrBluze> lol
[11:27:06] <prospectacle> Microsoft jet is the best!!!!!!!
[11:27:02] * MrBluze uses SQLite
[11:26:59] <xlefay> MrBluze: LAPP.
[11:26:57] <crutchy> oracle-free :-)
[11:26:54] <xlefay> that's it.
[11:26:52] <crutchy> yeah
[11:26:44] * crutchy not looked into it that much tbh
[11:26:42] <xlefay> crutchy: besides it's pretty much MySQL with a diff license and crap?
[11:26:40] <MrBluze> they all exist because they have niches that they fit into best
[11:26:32] <MrBluze> but if u can install your own, then u choose one that does what u want, and use it ..
[11:26:30] <xlefay> prospectacle: :)
[11:26:28] <crutchy> what's no good about maria xlefay?
[11:26:18] <crutchy> lol
[11:26:16] <prospectacle> xlefay, yeah software religious debates: lots of heat and very little light
[11:26:09] <MrBluze> if your service provider gives u a LAMP ... then u have mysql, and it's all good
[11:26:07] <Bender> karma - oracle: -1
[11:26:07] <crutchy> oracle--
[11:26:03] * xlefay tries to refrain from replying on that 'mariadb' crap I just saw.
[11:25:53] <MrBluze> tbh, it's horses for courses
[11:25:49] <xlefay> heh....
[11:25:48] <MrBluze> yeah
[11:25:46] <Bender> karma - mariadb: 1
[11:25:45] <crutchy> MariaDB++
[11:25:25] <xlefay> prospectacle: best to look on the internetz for proper reasons.. I tend to try and stay out of those convo's because at some point it'll just turn into a "MySQL vs. PSQL vs. some other weird DB, incl. noSQL's"
[11:25:09] <crutchy> i was just a bit slow on the uptake
[11:24:53] <crutchy> that's why i chose pdo
[11:24:36] <xlefay> Be glad though... it'll help you if you ever migrate over to another DB.
[11:24:35] <MrBluze> crutchy: .. as opposed to found burnt out in the bush ...
[11:24:22] <crutchy> kinda looks weird without quotes
[11:24:20] <xlefay> ooh that it is
[11:24:15] <xlefay> PDO will take care of the quotes and crap for you, iirc. It's been a while since I last coded directly against PDO.
[11:24:10] <crutchy> yeah i know but apparently it's a common trap
[11:23:54] <xlefay> crutchy: you shouldn't be using quotes around placeholders... e.g. WHERE something = :placeholder etc..
[11:23:39] <prospectacle> lol
[11:23:34] <crutchy> haha good ol' Found On Rubbish Dumps
[11:23:17] <MrBluze> or is it the other way around
[11:23:13] <MrBluze> like a ford is better than a holden
[11:23:10] <prospectacle> well, i do like things which are better
[11:22:58] <crutchy> put quotes around your placeholders and it chucks a wobbly
[11:22:41] <MrBluze> its somehow 'better'
[11:22:31] <prospectacle> Is it faster?
[11:22:21] <prospectacle> postresql seems to be very popular among serious db users. What are the main benefits i has over mysql in your opinion?
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[11:22:19] <crutchy> pdo is a bit like that anyway i found
[11:22:00] <xlefay> misusing ' or "'s? It'll bite yo globals off
[11:21:44] <xlefay> If you do migrate to PostgreSQL, you'll probably dislike what a bitch it can be
[11:21:32] <crutchy> i don't mind how pdo does prepared statements
[11:20:50] <crutchy> has lots of sql queries
[11:20:35] <crutchy> refactoring i finished on the weekend made a big chunk of nasty a bit easier to manage
[11:20:12] <xlefay> aah well, no point in turning back now then
[11:20:04] <xlefay> just letting you know mysqli_ supports it too
[11:20:01] <crutchy> i'm halfway there
[11:19:46] <crutchy> i'm using prepared statements with pdo
[11:19:43] <xlefay> It's good enough and will save you a ton of time
[11:19:42] <SedBot> <prospectacle> for small things, sqlite has some benefits, like you can move it to a new comuptre with no setup, cause it's just a file.
[11:19:42] <prospectacle> s/comptuer/comuptre/
[11:19:30] <xlefay> crutchy: just don't... just migrate it to mysqli_ and use prepared statements.
[11:19:09] * crutchy would like to someday migrate to postgresql but needs to finish migrating mysql_* to pdo first
[11:19:08] <xlefay> I like sqlite for it's simplicity, it's neat
[11:18:37] <prospectacle> for small things, sqlite has some benefits, like you can move it to a new comptuer with no setup, cause it's just a file.
[11:18:20] <xlefay> I would love to turn that off but I'm fairly sure others on my system are using it
[11:17:59] * xlefay notes for whatever reason I still have MySQL running..
[11:17:41] <prospectacle> makes sense
[11:17:20] <xlefay> prospectacle: it really depends on your preference I guess. I've got PostgreSQL running anyway so might as well use that with replication and crap.
[11:16:46] <xlefay> crutchy: I remember something like that.
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[11:16:30] <prospectacle> Backup as simple as copy+paste
[11:16:30] <crutchy> with "Require all denied" instead of "Deny from all"
[11:16:29] <xlefay> ramn: yep it's been suggested a few thousand times fairly sure it's on the to do list, not sure about the priority though.
[11:16:22] <prospectacle> xlefay, well if you've only got a handful of users (or it's just for yourself), sqlite is fast, no server, flexible, easy, built in.
[11:16:04] <ramn> suggestion: include the article or a summary in the RSS feed. Now, it is only the heading
[11:16:03] <xlefay> yea
[11:16:00] <crutchy> anyone else using apache 2.4?
[11:15:52] <xlefay> a simple todo app? Sure, I'd use sqlite for that.. any other one person app? Sure.. sqlite, more than that? I'd prefer PostgreSQL. You never know when stuff grows, best to be prepared.
[11:15:30] <IT_phreak> crutchy: gir_porn, doggie style
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[11:15:02] <xlefay> prospectacle: heh... how do you figure that?
[11:15:00] <crutchy> got new vhost confs ready for that when it comes to stable
[11:14:35] <crutchy> apache2 had that new vhost confiuration brainfart
[11:14:11] <xlefay> heh.... <?php always works nice......
[11:14:08] <crutchy> don't remember having problems there
[11:14:04] <prospectacle> also for small/medium apps: sqlite
[11:14:00] <crutchy> i think the <?php tag worked fine
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[11:13:49] * xlefay notes he prefers PostgreSQL.
[11:13:47] <crutchy> i had a debian testing box that i tried my work app on that had php 5.4
[11:13:33] <xlefay> the PHP mysql_'s extension is made for MySQL 4.smth... we're currently at 5.6 I believe?
[11:13:13] <xlefay> .....
[11:13:07] <IT_phreak> mysql.... as old as winxp?
[11:12:45] <xlefay> at the very least they should use mysqli_ or better yet, PDO....
[11:12:43] <crutchy> i'm migrating to pdo, but i'm slow
[11:12:26] <xlefay> crutchy: people still use MySQL?!
[11:12:24] <IT_phreak> gnight bby
[11:12:21] <crutchy> night foobarbazbot
[11:12:20] <IT_phreak> too many holes to be fucked
[11:12:15] <xlefay> gnight FoobarBazbot_
[11:12:14] <IT_phreak> due to application security issues
[11:12:11] <xlefay> as far as closing tags... never unless <?= $whatever; ?> situation. don't want no fugly whitespace messing up my headers ;-)
[11:12:09] <IT_phreak> i think cloud security will be the next "adobe flash" fiasco
[11:12:08] <crutchy> is that the one that defecates the old mysql_* api good and proper?
[11:12:05] <FoobarBazbot_> goodnight
[11:12:02] * FoobarBazbot_ needs sleep
[11:11:20] <xlefay> but <? ?> == fugly
[11:11:07] <xlefay> crutchy: actually, php 5.4 has <?= $whatever; ?> enabled by default. (which can't be disabled)
[11:11:01] <crutchy> with dignity
[11:10:56] <crutchy> we finalize them?
[11:10:38] <crutchy> none of that shortened opening tag shit
[11:10:16] <xlefay> crutchy: heh... one simply doesn't close tags.
[11:10:11] <crutchy> <?php echo "XKCD"; ?>
[11:10:05] <IT_phreak> xlefay: you mean an apprehensive noob ^^
[11:10:02] <crutchy> ahh what's wrong with me... forgot opening/closing tags
[11:09:46] <xlefay> IT_phreak: please not another noob to give us a bad name!
[11:09:45] <IT_phreak> ahh what's wrong with me ^^
[11:09:40] <crutchy> echo "XKCD";
[11:09:30] <IT_phreak> you'd love me >.> like nothing haha
[11:09:16] <IT_phreak> omg i should learn PHP and build the next XKCD
[11:08:58] * Subsentient chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at IT_phreak
[11:08:53] * SedBot chucks a nasty, rotten burro at IT_phreak
[11:08:52] * crutchy 's shell vobabulary is lacking
[11:08:45] <IT_phreak> bash my cat into pieces so i can understand ^^
[11:08:20] <crutchy> bash my cat
[11:08:14] <xlefay> let's get that on record shall we
[11:08:07] <Bender> Added quote 47
[11:08:07] <xlefay> !grab crutchy
[11:08:04] <Subsentient> suck my pointer.
[11:07:55] <crutchy> but at least i don't goto them
[11:07:54] <IT_phreak> xlefay: WELL i love universe so ^^ whatev
[11:07:53] <xlefay> crutchy: I wouldn't have globalized ;-)
[11:07:38] <xlefay> IT_phreak: I honestly don't give much of a global
[11:07:35] <crutchy> i do tend to objectify globals too much
[11:07:28] <prospectacle> Subsentient: I guess you could make it configurable. Either to use malloc, or to have a maximum string size for "replace" and then just allocate that much every time. Or something like this. Not very neat, I guess.
[11:07:25] <IT_phreak> xlefay: okay, was that a bad trolling or a good one; be my guest ^^
[11:07:21] <crutchy> lol
[11:07:17] <xlefay> hey whatever globalizes your boat ;-)
[11:07:13] <crutchy> if not globals then what? i wouldn't dare diss bacon so that's off the table
[11:07:09] <Subsentient> Sanity is for the unimaginative.
[11:06:51] <crutchy> xlefay: we need something to cop our shit :-P
[11:06:48] <IT_phreak> i got so many styles i don't think im sane >.>
[11:06:33] <Subsentient> Eew.
[11:06:20] <IT_phreak> or even cooch if that's your style
[11:06:10] * Subsentient chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at IT_phreak
[11:06:07] <IT_phreak> haha thanks, i love burritos under the couch
[11:05:59] <IT_phreak> lol you've never been trolled seems like xD
[11:05:45] * Subsentient chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at IT_phreak
[11:05:32] <IT_phreak> j/k
[11:05:27] <IT_phreak> Subsentient: a function that processes strings quickly as possible
[11:05:09] <Subsentient> prospectacle: What other string processing functions do you want?
[11:04:50] <xlefay> oh god, will the globals ever end crutchy :P
[11:04:35] <crutchy> complete with globalised objects :-P
[11:04:23] <crutchy> foobar has a macro for listing quotes yeh?
[11:04:05] <xlefay> IT_phreak: has some serious fetishes
[11:03:58] <xlefay> woa
[11:03:54] <IT_phreak> omg i should love myself right guys
[11:03:52] <Bender> Quote 12 - <hax0rz> arti: will i ever feel any special ^^
[11:03:52] <xlefay> !quote 12
[11:03:49] <Bender> Quote 8 - <hax0rz> in the internet, nobody knows you're a dog; nice try human ^^
[11:03:49] <xlefay> !quote 8
[11:03:46] <Bender> Quote 7 - <NCommander> Dopefish, I handed him a 3k page novel, then told him that was short for one of my posts
[11:03:46] <xlefay> !quote 7
[11:03:46] <crutchy> lol
[11:03:43] <xlefay> hmm...
[11:03:43] <Bender> Quote 46 - <crutchy> right up your alley IT_phreak :-P
[11:03:43] <crutchy> !quote 46
[11:03:40] <Bender> Quote 4 - <hax0rz> Hyper: go ahead, whatever your fetish is
[11:03:40] <xlefay> !quote 4
[11:03:37] <Bender> Also in quotes: 4, 8, 12
[11:03:33] <Bender> Quote 2 - <hax0rz> highlights, gold, they shine
[11:03:33] <xlefay> !quote hax0rz
[11:03:21] <IT_phreak> perma-friendzoned
[11:03:07] <crutchy> omg i have a permanent record
[11:03:06] <Bender> Quote 5 - <soulde> I have friends that are better bots than Bender
[11:03:06] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 5
[11:02:57] <xlefay> You can't.
[11:02:51] <crutchy> err i dunno how to clear a quote
[11:02:42] <Bender> karma - quote: -1
[11:02:42] <crutchy> quote--
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[11:02:25] <FoobarBazbot_> forgot it doesn't take /me
[11:02:21] <xlefay> crutchy: I think arti ran away screaming after the first "used enough globals" there :p
[11:02:20] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i'm into whatever you're into ^^
[11:02:12] <FoobarBazbot_> oh fuck
[11:02:05] <Bender> Added quote 46
[11:02:05] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab crutchy
[11:02:02] * Subsentient takes a dump in a random alley
[11:01:52] * crutchy doesn't really want to know IT_phreak's alley
[11:01:30] <IT_phreak> you don't know my alley ^^
[11:01:17] <crutchy> right up your alley IT_phreak :-P
[11:00:54] <crutchy> check out top result
[11:00:41] <IT_phreak> lol why
[11:00:31] <crutchy> type "gir" in a youtube search and sort by view count
[11:00:23] <IT_phreak> aka MAFIAA
[11:00:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MA Fires CGI for Health Connector Site Failures - http://sylnt.us - same-thing-over-and-over-again-and-expexting-different-results
[11:00:17] <IT_phreak> lol yes, add em too; the relatives of the MPAA/RIAA families
[11:00:05] <crutchy> wtf
[10:59:53] <FoobarBazbot_> not true. also lobbyists
[10:59:48] <IT_phreak> -moment of silence/clarity-
[10:59:27] <IT_phreak> and everything else in china ^^
[10:59:14] <IT_phreak> only thing made in america is politicans /end discussion
[10:58:48] <IT_phreak> AFAIK they're 100% FDA USDA approved
[10:58:46] <crutchy> foobar... no, not enough porn
[10:58:37] <IT_phreak> Ingar: only if he's made out of a fat
[10:58:31] <FoobarBazbot_> what is this, animal farm?
[10:58:28] <Ingar> IT_phreak: would you eat a politician ?
[10:58:25] <crutchy> they run very fast
[10:58:21] <crutchy> i have allocated two gerbils in a cage outside
[10:58:19] <prospectacle> Yeah that sounds like a problem
[10:58:12] <IT_phreak> bacon will solve the world hunger problem; kill all the pig politicians!
[10:57:43] <crutchy> sorry had to be there
[10:57:40] <Subsentient> crutchy: Plenty of fur though
[10:57:31] <crutchy> not enough threads
[10:57:17] <Subsentient> crutchy: Not gerbil allocation?
[10:57:08] <crutchy> i use bacon allocation instead
[10:57:00] <crutchy> memory allocation is overrated
[10:56:52] <Subsentient> prospectacle: The function requires I have support for variable length strings
[10:56:23] <prospectacle> hmm. can you use an array?
[10:55:19] <Subsentient> prospectacle: I cannot make SubStrings self hosting anymore, because malloc seems to be necessary for SubStrings.Replace().
[10:54:47] <prospectacle> Hola, subsentient
[10:54:46] <Subsentient> hi crutchy
[10:54:44] <crutchy> join the madness :-D
[10:54:37] <crutchy> hi subsentient
[10:54:28] * FoobarBazbot_ is too slow, really need to put a !grab macro in my irc client
[10:54:27] <Subsentient> prospectacle: hi
[10:54:27] <IT_phreak> jk stop trolling ^^
[10:54:15] <IT_phreak> yes i talk to myself a lot
[10:53:41] <Bender> Quote 4 - <hax0rz> Hyper: go ahead, whatever your fetish is
[10:53:41] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 4
[10:53:31] <IT_phreak> LOL >.>
[10:53:24] <crutchy> baconjuice.org is available
[10:53:16] <IT_phreak> how did you know i like being grabbed by my neck? it's my fetish
[10:53:01] <Bender> Added quote 45
[10:53:01] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab IT_phreak
[10:53:01] <IT_phreak> chiggity check yourself before you wreck yourself.
[10:52:52] * crutchy checks
[10:52:44] <IT_phreak> only if bacon juice isn't patented already
[10:52:23] <crutchy> i'm a bacon juice after all, not a programmerer
[10:51:59] <IT_phreak> ahh you creeper,
[10:51:48] <IT_phreak> lmao! haha, mofos hate that, but that's your best defense xD
[10:51:35] <crutchy> i just forget to comment :-P
[10:51:16] <IT_phreak> encrypt the code to prevent trawl? gogo
[10:51:13] <Bender> karma - globals: 1
[10:51:13] <FoobarBazbot_> globals++
[10:51:10] <crutchy> nah actually not really "that" many globals arti :-P
[10:50:50] <crutchy> i'm the only guy who knows how it all works (i made sure to use plenty of globals) so i have a little bit of leverage there. sure they could hire someone else with php experience, but they'd prolly spend months trawling the code to get their head around it
[10:49:42] <IT_phreak> oh. nvm, maybe you just want patent rights idk lol
[10:49:16] <crutchy> i'm not worried about job security, so that is a perk
[10:48:53] <IT_phreak> "i want some loyalty" is your best move; or partnership idk
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[10:48:31] <crutchy> i do, but they pay me too don't forget :-)
[10:48:24] <IT_phreak> or maybe you do? o_o
[10:48:17] <IT_phreak> crutchy: so what's your take? you don't care about money, do you?
[10:48:13] <prospectacle> Too true
[10:48:02] <crutchy> IT_phreak: they would legally be able to do that
[10:47:55] <IT_phreak> lawsuit is a .....
[10:47:44] <IT_phreak> lol watch if you come up with something cool and they patent it; you gotta be careful
[10:47:43] <crutchy> i guess so
[10:47:39] <crutchy> dunno
[10:47:32] <crutchy> i'm sure smarter people than me could take more advantage of it though
[10:47:19] <prospectacle> So if you wrote something in spare time that was not in any way useful to your job, you would own it?
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[10:46:52] <prospectacle> yeah that's a pity
[10:46:41] <IT_phreak> crutchy: "hey, i bet if this works it'll generate $, will you let me"
[10:46:41] <prospectacle> hmm,
[10:46:39] <crutchy> pretty standard clause for employment contracts nowadays
[10:46:22] <crutchy> my employer owns anything i do at work and in my own time that's related to my job in some way
[10:45:38] <prospectacle> Could be useful and popular. Are there many free libraries existing, to do this kind of thing?
[10:45:24] <prospectacle> Maybe you can use it as inspiration for a better version that you make in your own time and own yourself.
[10:45:14] <prospectacle> Interesting. I hear FEA is big business.
[10:45:01] <crutchy> it also does that for another code but mainly ^
[10:44:31] <crutchy> prospectacle: it calculates stuff from http://infostore.saiglobal.com for thousands of sections in a finite element analysis
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[10:42:54] <IT_phreak> at an* (grammer)
[10:42:42] <crutchy> that's the way i try to look at it
[10:42:37] <IT_phreak> thank bill nye, he's a pimp
[10:42:29] <IT_phreak> now calculate the universe which accelerates in an exponential rate
[10:42:28] <prospectacle> Well the experience is probably useful for future projects at least.
[10:42:14] <crutchy> a lot of stuff
[10:42:10] <crutchy> calculates stuff
[10:41:47] <crutchy> stupid me made a hobby out of software that my employer acquires by default
[10:41:28] <prospectacle> what does it do?
[10:41:20] <arti> crutchy considers making "work"
[10:41:15] <crutchy> yup
[10:41:09] <prospectacle> crutchy, do you make it for work?
[10:41:00] <crutchy> but i would if i could
[10:40:54] <crutchy> i don't own mine
[10:40:54] <IT_phreak> oh xD my bad haha
[10:40:51] <IT_phreak> peta
[10:40:49] <arti> PETA.
[10:40:46] <IT_phreak> PITA fucking trolls colleges; fuckem all
[10:40:45] <arti> pain in the ass
[10:40:41] <prospectacle> So who else besides subsentient has a hobby software project they're planning to release to the room one day?
[10:40:33] <IT_phreak> now say that in a PITA discussion; you'll have 'murica support
[10:40:24] <arti> ^- they're not typesafe
[10:40:10] <Bender> Quote 29 - <SoyCow5832> stdhell: what do you have against cows? they are delicious
[10:40:10] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 29
[10:39:20] <IT_phreak> soycows, get ready...
[10:39:09] <IT_phreak> i want some soy-milk! who's coming(pun intended)
[10:37:36] <prospectacle> rm /cat
[10:33:55] <crutchy> cat hits wall on other side of rm
[10:33:49] <IT_phreak> crutchy: hiphop is good; will set fire within your blood
[10:33:33] <crutchy> swings cat at foobar :-P
[10:33:08] * FoobarBazbot_ LARTs crutchy
[10:32:59] <MrBluze> hi crutchy
[10:32:53] <crutchy> hi mrbluze
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[10:32:26] <crutchy> no i don't listen to hiphop
[10:32:06] <crutchy> oh you mean mcbridix
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[10:31:20] <crutchy> lol
[10:31:16] <FoobarBazbot_> transliterates
[10:31:13] <crutchy> wtf is unix?
[10:30:58] <crutchy> sorry my brain no worka
[10:30:55] <FoobarBazbot_> tr, the unix command? RTFM!
[10:30:31] <crutchy> tr... ain?
[10:30:20] <FoobarBazbot_> it does basically the same as tr
[10:30:08] <FoobarBazbot_> or not... at first I thought you were being consistent
[10:29:53] <crutchy> what's that?
[10:29:48] <crutchy> of course i do
[10:29:26] <FoobarBazbot_> crutchy: you make a good case for including the y/// command in sedbot
[10:29:06] <IT_phreak> reverse psychology
[10:28:42] <IT_phreak> finoyt so feyarrebo
[10:28:39] <arti> ^-- put that to a beat
[10:28:28] <crutchy> tyoinf os oberrayef
[10:27:37] * FoobarBazbot_ is failing pretty hard at typing tonight
[10:27:37] <arti> "We've been baaaaaaaad"
[10:27:19] <crutchy> amen
[10:27:14] <IT_phreak> goat porn -> goatse
[10:27:03] <Bender> Quote 17 - <nobbis> and that ladies and gentlemen is how the nerd news website was abandoned and they setup a goat porn site instead
[10:27:03] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 17
[10:26:55] <IT_phreak> master bates! welcome
[10:26:54] <SedBot> <FoobarBazbot_> <crutchy> bill goates has the cleanest arse for sniffing
[10:26:54] <FoobarBazbot_> crutchy: s/a/oa/
[10:26:53] <arti> goates.
[10:26:47] <arti> baotes.
[10:26:39] <IT_phreak> bill gates can't fuck well so he wants to develop condoms ^^
[10:26:32] <SedBot> <FoobarBazbot_> <crutchy> bill gaotes has the cleanest arse for sniffing
[10:26:32] <FoobarBazbot_> crutchy: s/a/ao/
[10:26:03] <arti> b-ga.
[10:25:50] <crutchy> bill gates has the cleanest arse for sniffing
[10:25:49] <IT_phreak> yes, so they can jerk off each other
[10:25:45] <IT_phreak> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[10:25:38] <arti> is this so he and bill gates can hang out more?
[10:25:25] <IT_phreak> (looking for sources, wait)
[10:25:18] <IT_phreak> mark zuckerberg recently moved to seattle AFAIK
[10:25:09] <IT_phreak> west coast is best for IT i heard; Washington and California.
[10:24:54] <arti> welcome to public speaking
[10:24:37] <crutchy> context sensitive quotes
[10:24:28] <crutchy> lol
[10:24:07] <Bender> Quote 27 - <crutchy> buggered if i know
[10:24:07] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 27
[10:23:57] <crutchy> ew how do i get that thought out of my brain
[10:23:55] <arti> just mouth up to it like a soft serv dispenser
[10:23:23] <crutchy> only from kobach
[10:23:06] <arti> Pork Fiber
[10:22:53] <crutchy> and you get p'oop :-D
[10:22:44] <arti> little g'oop
[10:22:39] <arti> add some ginger
[10:22:37] <crutchy> apparently
[10:22:31] <crutchy> you can also stick it in a blender
[10:22:14] <arti> BOOM prototype
[10:22:06] <arti> vb, pretty cool for whipping shit up
[10:22:04] <crutchy> *shudders* access
[10:21:58] <arti> its been years
[10:21:51] <crutchy> lmao just about all my access vba subs had that
[10:21:28] <arti> vb was pretty sweet, it's all about the On Error Resume Next
[10:21:15] <FoobarBazbot_> it has globals!
[10:21:05] <arti> hahaha
[10:21:03] <crutchy> lol
[10:21:00] <Bender> Quote 25 - <mtrycz> Vbasic is a good language, if you jnow what to yse it for.
[10:21:00] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 25
[10:20:59] <arti> maintainment.
[10:20:53] <arti> yeah, just think about the next poor bastard who won't maintain them
[10:20:34] <crutchy> i should rewrite all my delphi programs with globals
[10:19:38] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i support this wholeheartedly
[10:19:35] <arti> fucking eh crutchy
[10:19:34] <crutchy> :-D
[10:19:30] <crutchy> p'oop
[10:19:27] <crutchy> lol
[10:19:22] <arti> heh
[10:19:06] <crutchy> g'oop
[10:19:03] <arti> :>
[10:18:41] <xlefay> global moused phase?
[10:18:29] <arti> moused!
[10:18:26] <prospectacle> I bid six no trumps
[10:18:18] <crutchy> sometimes you need to reformat your mouse to get your computer to work properly foobar
[10:18:14] <xlefay> try to stay away from globals ;-)
[10:18:11] * arti deals some cards
[10:18:06] <prospectacle> oh ok
[10:17:53] <arti> alright
[10:17:41] <xlefay> imma go breakfast, I'm starving
[10:17:20] <arti> man, been struggling with haskell. slow going
[10:17:20] <SedBot> <FoobarBazbot_> I thought it didn't go through the first time
[10:17:20] <FoobarBazbot_> s/;/'/
[10:17:11] <FoobarBazbot_> I thought it didn;t go through the first time
[10:17:03] <xlefay> LOL
[10:17:02] <Bender> [ksuhku] BAAAACON!11
[10:17:00] <arti> maybe you should use more globals
[10:16:51] * FoobarBazbot_ thinks his irc client glitched
[10:16:32] <prospectacle> Foobar, did you mean popeidol that last time. I didn't say any new things.
[10:16:30] <IT_phreak> Popeidol: expensive but cool...... let's just hope that it's worth it
[10:16:00] <xlefay> crutchy: it did sound weird how he presented that...
[10:15:59] <Bender> Added quote 44
[10:15:59] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab prospectacle
[10:15:54] <crutchy> with usb ports
[10:15:49] <crutchy> he's into japanese sex toys
[10:15:44] <xlefay> Popeidol: ooh nice. I might give it another shot in the future then.
[10:15:36] <Popeidol> xlefay: in a few more versions your problems will be over
[10:15:28] <xlefay> what computers, IT_phreak?
[10:15:25] <Popeidol> xlefay: it's being deprecated in favour of the web console
[10:15:22] <IT_phreak> hey, as long as i can fuck... um
[10:15:01] <crutchy> hey as long as porn exists, computers are cool
[10:15:01] <xlefay> esxi is pretty awesome but... I hate that the management console is windows only, I don't want no wine...
[10:14:51] <Bender> Added quote 43
[10:14:51] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab prospectacle
[10:14:51] <arti> "holy shit, you're telling me i can do this once?"
[10:14:40] <arti> prospectacle: i fail to see how people can use something and not want to automate
[10:14:36] <Popeidol> but horribly expensive
[10:14:31] <Popeidol> which is a pretty awesome product
[10:14:30] <IT_phreak> xlefay: well vmware workstation is the one that can run mac os x fyi
[10:14:24] <Popeidol> I've only really got experience with vmware esxi
[10:14:18] <xlefay> esXi?
[10:14:18] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, I think all computer nerds are of that opinion: "how do people not realise how cool computers are? It makes no sense". My theory is that they think this way because it's true and they're smart.
[10:14:07] <xlefay> e.g. vmware player (free iirc), workstation, etc?
[10:14:04] <IT_phreak> just run from a server and display to a random monitor like a workstation
[10:14:01] <arti> workstation ?
[10:13:55] <xlefay> but.. the question is, which vmware we talking about now? iirc there are multiple products.
[10:13:34] <IT_phreak> what if you don't use GUI? exactly
[10:13:23] <arti> IT_phreak: it is not subjective
[10:13:17] <xlefay> arti: won't deny that. Popeidol won't deny that either.
[10:13:15] <IT_phreak> arti: well that's subjective; you could go CLI even
[10:13:08] <Popeidol> xlefay: scalability
[10:13:06] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 36
[10:13:06] <xlefay> crutchy++ uesr friendly is overrated ;-)
[10:13:00] <arti> xlefay: a superior interface
[10:12:53] <crutchy> a price tag
[10:12:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: they don't; it's more 420 friendly i believe
[10:12:38] <xlefay> IT_phreak: what does vmware have over virtualbox (now I'm curious!)?
[10:12:38] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: i feel that computing is awesome, it'd be cooler if only more people knew them
[10:12:37] <crutchy> furburger
[10:12:23] <xlefay> Features.... virtualBox is still good enough. Then again, one can also use KVM, etc.
[10:12:22] <arti> fur pie?
[10:12:05] <crutchy> i do love the taste of a good box
[10:11:59] <IT_phreak> oxymoron.
[10:11:55] <IT_phreak> same differences
[10:11:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: you're talking business; i was talking about features
[10:11:37] <xlefay> IT_phreak: nah, depends on one's wallet, really. Then taste comes.
[10:11:17] <IT_phreak> xlefay: ehh i don't think vbox is any better; matter of taste i suppose? subjective/objective
[10:11:16] <crutchy> well... almost
[10:11:16] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 35
[10:11:16] <xlefay> crutchy++ indeed.
[10:11:11] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, that's way cool. I'm starting to think VM should be used for everything. Lots of upsides, not many downsides
[10:11:10] <crutchy> virtualbox is the best box
[10:10:59] <IT_phreak> insanelymac.com
[10:10:54] <xlefay> Congrats... another reason never to use vmware ;-)
[10:10:40] <IT_phreak> intel/amd BOTH
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[10:10:32] <IT_phreak> with Darwin plugin
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[10:10:26] <crutchy> omg there's more than one!
[10:10:25] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: did you know you can use VMware VM to run OS X
[10:10:25] <xlefay> It'd still be a pointless battle as long as the machine is connected to the internet /or/ if there's USB sticks whatnot involved.
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[10:10:08] <prospectacle> XP
[10:10:05] <crutchy> windows?
[10:09:51] <prospectacle> Maybe if you knwo your firewalls, your VMs, your anti-virus, etc, people will be like "please help protect our precious legacy system"
[10:09:48] <IT_phreak> that's how old was i.... 12? 13?
[10:09:46] <xlefay> IT_phreak: not really.. the joke's on you since XP won't be supported for much longer.
[10:09:32] <prospectacle> Probably lots of demand for it though, soon. Once official support ends.
[10:09:29] <IT_phreak> lol i grew up with XP; joke's on you
[10:09:11] <xlefay> That's for sure.
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[10:08:30] <Popeidol> bad time to go into an XP support role
[10:08:18] <Popeidol> I hope that's from an old job template
[10:08:12] <Popeidol> "other demonstrated experience with Windows XP/7 troubleshooting and configuration."
[10:07:48] <prospectacle> Happy to read it though, and tell you if I have anything useful to say.
[10:07:30] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, I'll check it out, but I'm not a person to ask. I have had the same job for ages. I don't even know where my resume is.
[10:07:28] <IT_phreak> what's the saying? "it ain't easy for a pimp out here"
[10:07:20] <IT_phreak> ;; i see. i'll pimp my resume >.>
[10:06:52] <prospectacle> IT_phreak: the other thing they told me is people put up ads for their ideal candidate, but that candidate might not exist, so just go for it if you've got the time to go for it.
[10:06:43] <IT_phreak> i'll leave my details out
[10:06:39] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: would you like to see my resume? i
[10:05:41] <IT_phreak> or all the above - maino
[10:05:27] <xlefay> FoobarBazbot_: ^
[10:05:16] <Bender> Quote 42 - <IT_phreak> 'experience, or skills, or blowing dicks? you choose'
[10:05:16] <xlefay> !quote 42
[10:05:15] <IT_phreak> sorry if i posted twice; just for the sake of everyone to see
[10:05:14] <crutchy> i don't put referees on my resume
[10:05:06] <IT_phreak> https://ch.tbe.taleo.net
[10:05:03] <IT_phreak> the job requires 3 contacts, but i have 2; i think i'll be fine
[10:04:51] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: oh i see. I honestly and really appreciate that
[10:04:48] <crutchy> and that you don't smell like cat
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[10:04:34] <IT_phreak> Popeidol: or a car accident
[10:04:32] <prospectacle> IT_phreak. One thing they taught me was if you get the interview, they think you're qualified, they just want to see if you're a good people-person, good communicator, can think on your feet, etc. So practice interviewing, and keep your software skills in repair
[10:04:27] <Popeidol> so if you lose a leg or something, give us a call
[10:04:21] <IT_phreak> crutchy: close enough to being devil; you're cool ;D
[10:04:21] <Popeidol> ...but we only find jobs for people with disabilities
[10:04:06] <crutchy> i wasn't really being devil's advocate... more sexist shovanist pig :-P
[10:04:01] <Popeidol> prospectacle: I work at one of those companies
[10:03:41] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: omg so much this
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[10:03:31] <IT_phreak> just breaking into IT is a different field
[10:03:30] <prospectacle> Wish it was better. I guess there are job-finding agencies, they get paid to place people, usually, so they have good advice and can be helpful.
[10:03:20] <IT_phreak> the thing is, i don't mind fixing hardware shit; it's easy
[10:03:11] <Bender> Quote 42 - <IT_phreak> prospectacle: but what if you never did? what would you tell the HR
[10:03:11] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 42
[10:03:11] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i love devil's advocates; go ahead
[10:03:08] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, no two ways about it, looking for jobs sucks, but you gotta keep plugging away, and then you get one, and then you use that one to get the next one.
[10:03:04] <Popeidol> IT_phreak: it can't really hurt to apply either way. If you accentuate your motivation and interest and the amount of stuff you do as hobbies you have a chance
[10:03:02] <xlefay> IT_phreak: well.. we won't judge you ;-)
[10:02:57] <crutchy> depends... hypothetically am i the HR guy?
[10:02:55] <Bender> Added quote 42
[10:02:55] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab IT_phreak
[10:02:54] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: but what if you never did? what would you tell the HR
[10:02:36] <IT_phreak> "experience, or skills, or blowing dicks? you choose"
[10:02:14] <IT_phreak> dang, this is blowing up, shit
[10:02:10] <Bender> Quote 26 - <just-rolling-a-joint> So... When will our new overlords be endorsing the hookers and blackjack?
[10:02:10] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 26
[10:02:08] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, generally, yet, but everyone has a first job at some point (well, you know, virtually everyone)
[10:02:08] <Popeidol> IT_phreak: usually that would take knowing somebody, or starting at the bottom and working your way up
[10:01:52] <what-if-i> IT_phreak: you should give more bj's to gain experience
[10:01:50] <Popeidol> IT_phreak: a degree can substitute for experience the other way around, but getting in on none of them takes a bit of luck
[10:01:40] <IT_phreak> what if you just had your own skills developed without work experience?
[10:01:16] <crutchy> not that there's anything wrong with that
[10:01:13] <IT_phreak> on a serious note, would not having an experience put you at a disadvantage?
[10:01:10] <xlefay> heh
[10:00:59] <IT_phreak> xlefay: i just want people to get along, at the end of the day; your sexual orientation doesn't make you special
[10:00:37] <xlefay> IT_phreak: you sexist!
[10:00:28] <crutchy> must have been cos her looks sure as hell didn't win it for her
[10:00:25] <xlefay> heh..
[09:59:58] <IT_phreak> crutchy: im pretty sure that's how bill clinton promoted her
[09:59:36] <crutchy> you could try offering a bj
[09:59:29] <IT_phreak> last question >.>
[09:59:03] <IT_phreak> is it still a myth to impress HR? would having a resume filled with skills and lack of experiences help?
[09:57:18] <xlefay> Dirty keyboards really
[09:57:15] <arti> "wonder why its greasy..."
[09:57:08] <arti> nothing like "arcade" style keyboards
[09:56:51] <arti> bleh computer labs
[09:56:36] <arti> heh
[09:56:27] <arti> yeah, videos are pretty sweet
[09:56:23] <xlefay> Popeidol: I remember at my college... when signing in, you could simply unplug the network cable at the right time and woops, GPO's werent applied... ;-)
[09:56:19] <prospectacle> lots of people, apparently.
[09:56:16] <prospectacle> Youtube tutorials have opened my eyes to the fact that videos are 10x better at teaching software than just reading. Who knew
[09:56:03] <crutchy> i wasn't trained in it... i just landed in it
[09:55:52] <Bender> Added quote 41
[09:55:52] <xlefay> !grab arti
[09:55:06] <arti> MAKE IT WORK!J$34kl324j!!!#$#!#$!
[09:55:05] <Popeidol> AD plus group policy plus wsus makes running a domain pretty easy
[09:54:58] * arti points at the printer
[09:54:52] <arti> "computer janitor"
[09:54:45] <IT_phreak> it's mostly admin imo
[09:54:41] <arti> agreed
[09:54:40] <xlefay> ^ true
[09:54:35] <Popeidol> tbh, AD is one of the better things microsoft has done
[09:54:23] <arti> fact
[09:54:16] <arti> you will encounter it in a microsoft shop
[09:54:15] <IT_phreak> arti: yes
[09:54:10] <xlefay> rdp
[09:54:10] <IT_phreak> i might probably watch some youtube tutorials and say "fuck it"
[09:54:10] <arti> IT_phreak: active directory?
[09:54:02] <crutchy> remote desktop login or whatever its called
[09:53:57] <IT_phreak> crutchy: how was your experience? was it useful ultimately? or is microsoft being evil again?
[09:53:45] <xlefay> rofl!
[09:53:42] <Popeidol> they cause less trouble that way
[09:53:40] <arti> bo2k?
[09:53:38] <Popeidol> I like my gods remote
[09:53:24] <xlefay> "remote god mode"?
[09:53:20] <Bender> Quote 31 - <rms-neckbeared-and-petrifying> nicks don't have char limit?
[09:53:20] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 31
[09:53:16] <arti> wat.
[09:53:04] <crutchy> i remember using remote god mode to maintain a windows server in my old job
[09:52:50] <Bender> karma - foobarbazbot_: 2
[09:52:50] <xlefay> FoobarBazbot_++ ;)
[09:52:35] <xlefay> crutchy: me too.. but it's good at what it does
[09:52:07] * crutchy shudders @ active directory
[09:52:03] <IT_phreak> would you think that job needs a bachelor's degree
[09:51:49] <FoobarBazbot_> but a few of them left a quotable line as the last contribution
[09:51:46] <IT_phreak> xlefay: no s-h-i-t ^^ just need a competitor you mean
[09:51:44] <xlefay> aah I see ;-)
[09:51:36] <xlefay> (e.g. active directory and crap, after you finally get it up)
[09:51:32] <FoobarBazbot_> xlefay, I just threw together an awk script to scrape the last line by each nick. So a lot of soycows and stuff, maybe days old...
[09:51:25] <crutchy> chock load of awesome :-P
[09:51:23] <xlefay> One has to give Microsoft credit for it though.. it may not be our favorite stuff but it sure does work
[09:51:11] <crutchy> ms-dos 6.22 + xtreegold
[09:51:10] <IT_phreak> which is just admin stuff ^^ pretty simple imo
[09:50:57] <IT_phreak> ikr, too bad they want "microsoft active directory"
[09:50:46] <xlefay> IT_phreak: then just for shits 'n giggles, load Slackware on them ;-)
[09:50:25] <xlefay> rofl
[09:50:23] <Bender> Added quote 40
[09:50:23] <xlefay> !grab crutchy
[09:50:20] <IT_phreak> it sounds like you just load OS
[09:50:18] <crutchy> hell no... bacon juice
[09:50:08] <FoobarBazbot_> Orange Crutchy?
[09:50:02] <IT_phreak> this thing... yeah
[09:49:59] <IT_phreak> https://ch.tbe.taleo.net
[09:49:57] <crutchy> i prefer to be a drink
[09:49:56] <crutchy> a drink definitely
[09:49:55] * xlefay wonders what FoobarBazbot_ is up to...
[09:49:46] <Bender> Added quote 39
[09:49:46] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab Popeidol
[09:49:10] <Popeidol> crutchy: are you using rhyming slang, or are you actually a drink?
[09:49:09] <xlefay> webweb, yay!
[09:49:05] <SedBot> <xlefay> People save people, webweb just a tool ;-)
[09:49:05] <xlefay> s/internets/internet/
[09:48:51] <xlefay> People save people, internets just a tool ;-)
[09:48:46] <crutchy> goat.cx is like a shot of adrenaline
[09:48:16] <IT_phreak> honestly, the internet saves lives >.> reason it brought me to seattle
[09:48:13] <prospectacle> Whether or not it's 3 year higher (or however long the degree is), depends
[09:48:07] <crutchy> though i been a professional gingerbeer for about over 9 years and tradies still make more than me :-(
[09:47:59] <prospectacle> Popeidol, that's true you can sometimes start at a higher level with a degree, even if it's not strictly required.
[09:47:50] <xlefay> Although, you'll probably start in the mail room ;-)
[09:47:35] <Popeidol> so you don't have to work your way up through desktop support like the degree-less
[09:47:11] <Popeidol> degrees may also let you leapfrog some early steps of the career
[09:47:04] <xlefay> "it's complicated" isn't going to cut it, most of the time.
[09:47:00] <crutchy> if you get a trade, you make a shitload of money early but your prospects for advancement are limited... otoh if you get a degree you start off impoverished but can gradually build up a higher income capacity
[09:46:56] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, probably want at least a diploma or something, though. The first employer wants to see some bit of paper that says you've passed something.
[09:46:51] <IT_phreak> >.> i do have references, it's just that it's complicated
[09:46:33] <IT_phreak> i know one person in HR that might take a look at it before it passes to the IT guy
[09:46:27] <prospectacle> IT_phreak: I think if a career doesn't require a degree, you'll probably make more money if you don't get one, cause you'll have a three year head start. So get one if you love it, or if you need it.
[09:46:22] <xlefay> Yes, 'might'
[09:46:15] <IT_phreak> "might"
[09:46:04] <SedBot> <xlefay> IT_phreak: the truth is... if you've got the skills + diploma/certification, and there's a job opening and you're fast, you MIGHT, just MIGHT get a job.
[09:46:04] <xlefay> s/your/you're/
[09:45:53] <xlefay> IT_phreak: the truth is... if you've got the skills + diploma/certification, and there's a job opening and your fast, you MIGHT, just MIGHT get a job.
[09:45:51] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: thank you for your answer;
[09:45:41] <Bender> Added quote 38
[09:45:41] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab SoyCow4570
[09:45:27] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'SoyCow4570'
[09:45:27] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote SoyCow4570
[09:45:09] <prospectacle> IT_phreak: not having a bachelor's degree doesn't guarantee a job either. Although for some jobs it means you can get started sooner
[09:45:01] <Bender> Added quote 37
[09:45:01] <xlefay> !grab crutchy
[09:44:56] <crutchy> unless you want to be a certified bong smoking hippie
[09:44:52] <IT_phreak> crutchy: this
[09:44:49] <FoobarBazbot_> :(
[09:44:43] <crutchy> just don't do an arts degree
[09:44:33] <Bender> I don't know what baconbutter said, so I can't quote them!
[09:44:33] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab baconbutter
[09:44:32] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: how about without one? o_o
[09:44:30] <xlefay> You can just forget getting a job, no matter whatever degree you have.
[09:44:21] <prospectacle> IT_phreak: I get hte impression bachelors degrees are needed for some jobs, but guarantee none. Do one if you love it.
[09:44:18] <IT_phreak> xlefay: well..... STEM
[09:44:13] <crutchy> there's also bacon sci
[09:44:12] <xlefay> IT_phreak: most definitely, NO.
[09:44:09] <IT_phreak> crutchy: colleges prepares to throw lawbook at crutchy for defamation
[09:44:01] <xlefay> IT_phreak: SoylentNews isn't just in the comp sci field.....
[09:43:57] * crutchy hides
[09:43:56] <IT_phreak> what if you have "some" college credits; would that help?
[09:43:53] <crutchy> comp sci isn't even a real job
[09:43:43] <IT_phreak> soylentnews, duh?
[09:43:41] <xlefay> A debt? Yeah... that's for sure... A job? No.......
[09:43:39] <IT_phreak> well i thought we were talking comp sci / it here
[09:43:37] <crutchy> i paid mine off last year :-D
[09:43:35] <Bender> Added quote 36
[09:43:35] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab SoyCowBoy
[09:43:29] <Popeidol> IT_phreak: depends a lot on the degree and job market
[09:43:24] <IT_phreak> a debt you say? slave away mofos
[09:43:14] <IT_phreak> crutchy: bingo.
[09:43:11] <xlefay> No, most <censored> definitely, No.
[09:43:10] <crutchy> it guarantees a huge debt
[09:43:09] <IT_phreak> b/c it seems that college is about $$ and not education
[09:42:55] <prospectacle> What a smashing topic
[09:42:50] <IT_phreak> guys. do you think a bachelor's degree guarantees a job? yes or no, and why?
[09:42:39] <prospectacle> /input-mode distinguished-gentleman
[09:42:37] <xlefay> nice
[09:42:33] <SedBot> <crutchy> though he did inspire the most awesomeness bakon burger i ever did make... actually i think it was my first cos i never even thought to make one before
[09:42:33] <crutchy> s/backon/bakon/
[09:42:23] <crutchy> though he did inspire the most awesomeness backon burger i ever did make... actually i think it was my first cos i never even thought to make one before
[09:42:21] <prospectacle> oh no
[09:42:14] <IT_phreak> you enabled me? yes, i got horny sup
[09:42:12] <xlefay> you did ensure there was a disable mode, right???
[09:42:02] <xlefay> prospectacle: I think we actually enabled IT_phreak....
[09:41:43] <xlefay> LOL, that's for sure.
[09:41:39] <IT_phreak> lmao, smack that bacon
[09:41:37] <crutchy> or coming out of them
[09:41:32] <crutchy> he has bacon in his ears
[09:41:19] <crutchy> lol
[09:41:17] <IT_phreak> son, you got too much bacon; care to share?
[09:41:15] <crutchy> he's the baconmaster
[09:41:15] <xlefay> He isn't either, he just doesn't listen. ;-)
[09:41:08] <IT_phreak> wouldn't it be hilarious, instead of telling people to lose "fat" you just tell them to lose that "slice of bacon"
[09:41:03] <crutchy> only kobach is allow to troll bacon
[09:41:02] <what-if-i> My beloved bacon. :(
[09:40:58] <Bender> Added quote 35
[09:40:58] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab so-lent-nus
[09:40:55] <Bender> karma - bacon: 176
[09:40:55] <xlefay> bacon++
[09:40:52] <IT_phreak> lol
[09:40:42] <Bender> karma - bacon: 175
[09:40:42] <crutchy> bacon++
[09:40:41] <xlefay> If there's one thing one doesn't do then that's bacon trollin'!
[09:40:40] <IT_phreak> try again? 1.never 2.never 3.stfu
[09:40:30] <xlefay> crutchy: no bacon trollin' here.
[09:40:23] <IT_phreak> in 3...2....1.......fail
[09:40:22] <crutchy> i mean troll bacon
[09:40:14] <crutchy> we're initiating self destruct sequence
[09:40:11] <prospectacle> /input-mode troll
[09:40:08] <IT_phreak> xlefay: disable flame war
[09:40:07] * FoobarBazbot_ fails
[09:40:02] <IT_phreak> yes, did someone summon me?
[09:39:55] <xlefay> Enable dat troll mode
[09:39:55] <crutchy> :-P
[09:39:55] <Bender> Added quote 34
[09:39:55] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab crutchy
[09:39:54] <crutchy> and all the other names
[09:39:50] <IT_phreak> Hi.
[09:39:45] <xlefay> IT_phreak = auto_def = hax0rz
[09:39:41] <crutchy> auto_def
[09:39:35] <xlefay> IT_phreak: ^
[09:39:29] <crutchy> hang on we need hax0rz for this
[09:39:24] <prospectacle> lol
[09:39:16] <crutchy> !initiate-trollmode
[09:39:07] <Bender> Added quote 33
[09:39:07] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab prospectacle
[09:38:55] <Bender> karma - bacon: 174
[09:38:55] <crutchy> bacon++
[09:38:50] <crutchy> true dat
[09:38:49] <xlefay> just sayin'
[09:38:45] <prospectacle> crutchy. Guess we'd all be a bit less polite. Everyone set keyboards to troll
[09:38:43] <SedBot> <xlefay> <crutchy> we need more bacon!
[09:38:43] <xlefay> crutchy: s/blood/bacon/
[09:38:37] <Bender> Added quote 32
[09:38:37] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab NC
[09:38:34] <crutchy> we need more blood!
[09:38:19] <crutchy> dammit we need barramundi back
[09:38:04] <Bender> Added quote 31
[09:38:03] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab rms-neckbeared-and-petrifying
[09:37:52] <xlefay> So fucking true lol
[09:37:46] <xlefay> !!!!!
[09:37:39] <crutchy> lol prospectacle: "insufficient arguments" is the problem with articles lately :-P
[09:37:28] <Bender> Added quote 30
[09:37:28] <xlefay> !grab prospectacle
[09:37:18] <prospectacle> i like supporting web apps, so when they take over the world they will know i was loyal from the start
[09:37:11] * xlefay adds that to the webchat madness on my todo ist
[09:36:48] <prospectacle> agreed
[09:36:47] <crutchy> i've got xchat in my applications menu but i... just... can't... click it.... cap'n
[09:36:47] <FoobarBazbot_> xlefay, yeah, but as long as they pay...
[09:36:39] <xlefay> ... webchat is weird
[09:36:32] <prospectacle> insufficient arguments
[09:36:19] <xlefay> prospectacle: crutchy: try /topic
[09:36:16] <Popeidol> xlefay: overloading the operator
[09:36:13] <prospectacle> yeah i use the web one. Too lazy to download any real irc software.
[09:36:04] <xlefay> "SoylentNews is LIVE people! https://soylentnews.org | Wiki: http://sylnt.us | Forums: http://sylnt.us | Code: http://sylnt.us | Got bugs? http://sylnt.us | Who's who? http://sylnt.us | Get Involved: http://sylnt.us | Staff discussions in #staff are now open for all, always | /join ## - to chill"
[09:35:54] <Bender> Added quote 29
[09:35:54] <xlefay> heh... your clients are weird
[09:35:53] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab SoyCow5832
[09:35:46] <crutchy> confusement
[09:35:45] <prospectacle> xlefay I tried to do that it say "You're not a channel operator:" . I think "/list" will show all topics
[09:35:41] <crutchy> "== You're not a channel operator: #Soylent"
[09:35:41] <xlefay> ;-)
[09:35:26] <Popeidol> so it does
[09:35:11] <xlefay> should echo it back, no?
[09:35:08] <Popeidol> weirdly something I've never bothered to do before
[09:35:07] <xlefay> /topic #soylent
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[09:35:00] <Popeidol> ...now I just have to figure out how to display the full topic in irssi
[09:34:53] <Bender> Added quote 28
[09:34:53] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab crutchy
[09:34:39] <crutchy> "reading" is what i get my 7 year old to do
[09:34:13] <xlefay> rofl
[09:34:12] <prospectacle> Sorry, my bad
[09:34:10] <Popeidol> that's a silly idea
[09:34:07] <Popeidol> reading things? on irc?
[09:34:02] <FoobarBazbot_> well, that a little slow, but that works, too
[09:33:50] <crutchy> i think you need +v to talk
[09:33:47] <prospectacle> Popeidol, read the status at the top of this channel
[09:33:46] <Bender> Added quote 27
[09:33:46] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab crutchy
[09:33:42] <xlefay> yea
[09:33:41] <crutchy> buggered if i know
[09:33:33] <Popeidol> wait, we can all join #staff now?
[09:33:30] <prospectacle> lol, that's it
[09:33:15] <crutchy> we need more kangaroo jockies in there
[09:33:09] <prospectacle> had a bit of a look in. Nice of them to allow outside input
[09:32:50] <prospectacle> hey hey
[09:32:48] <crutchy> you been rockin #staff i see :-)
[09:32:38] <crutchy> hi prospectacle
[09:32:29] <prospectacle> What is up people
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[09:32:24] <crutchy> did bender have a universal brainfart?
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[09:30:07] <xlefay> lol
[09:30:04] <Bender> I don't know what the-bot-fails-so-badly said, so I can't quote them!
[09:30:04] <xlefay> !grab the-bot-fails-so-badly
[09:30:02] <Bender> I don't know what the-bot-fails-so-badly? said, so I can't quote them!
[09:30:02] <xlefay> !grab the-bot-fails-so-badly?
[09:29:39] <Bender> Added quote 26
[09:29:38] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab just-rolling-a-joint
[09:27:01] <Bender> Added quote 25
[09:27:01] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab mtrycz
[09:20:51] <IT_phreak> "DARPA, look it up" yes, we all know, it's the fucking DoD using it as a way of communcation; it just got popular
[09:20:04] <IT_phreak> some 46 year old motherfucker bragging how he built internet along with Oracle and how i don't know the history of internet.. sigh
[09:18:55] <IT_phreak> omg, this guy tried to lecture to me about how DNS built the internet, fucking idiot
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[08:22:25] <Subsentient> G-forze: And I killed it efficiently.
[08:22:23] <G-forze> but otherwise, no feature requests. :)
[08:22:03] <G-forze> It was a joke
[08:22:01] <Subsentient> For text strings in the C language
[08:21:54] <Subsentient> G-forze: no.
[08:20:58] <G-forze> Like... for a guitar? :)
[08:19:25] <Subsentient> Last call for features to add to my C-string handling library.
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[06:35:54] <arti> :D
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[06:17:50] <FoobarBazbot_> Bye, ethanol-fueled, thanks for the words of wisdom...
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[06:16:27] <GungnirSniper> There a are occasional gems even here in IRCland.
[06:16:14] <GungnirSniper> We should just quote some of the funniest comments.
[06:15:24] <Popeidol> whatever fills that space, really
[06:15:20] <Popeidol> or maybe a picture of a cat
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[06:15:09] <Popeidol> I would love to update our organisational template and put some links
[06:13:51] * FoobarBazbot_ hasn't noticed a "we're in alpha", but is periodically annoyed by "You should update your organisation template and put some links..."
[06:13:17] <Ethanol-fueled> GOD sets you up to have your name kicked in front of spics.
[06:12:35] <FoobarBazbot_> there's a name vote coming up, presumably (if we choose something different) that opportunity will be seized for fixing some theming issues...
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[06:11:53] <FoobarBazbot_> GungnirSniper, probably not. ;)
[06:11:38] <Ethanol-fueled> suck it, bitches.
[06:11:03] <Ethanol-fueled> You all are.
[06:10:53] <Ethanol-fueled> dipshits,
[06:10:46] <Ethanol-fueled> french froggies.
[06:10:31] <Ethanol-fueled> dumbfuck frogs
[06:08:44] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck yuugh froggs
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[06:07:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuckin' Frogs.
[06:07:28] <GungnirSniper> Is anyone going to fix the "we're stil in alpha" on the homepage?
[06:07:18] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
[06:07:08] <GungnirSniper> What are 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'?
[06:07:03] <Ethanol-fueled> frouggghed upon it.
[06:06:36] <Ethanol-fueled> flog
[06:06:34] <Ethanol-fueled> flench
[06:06:29] <Ethanol-fueled> le
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[04:49:27] <SpallsHurgenson> super sleepy time, I think
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[04:22:19] <SpallsHurgenson> also, I have gotten a very similar response when offering similar arguments. :)
[04:21:52] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, that one makes more sense :)
[04:20:42] <mattie_p> I linked to that one as it should have been the permalink
[04:20:30] <mattie_p> interesting, looks like there is a redirect in it that works for me, try this: http://leftoversoup.com
[04:18:45] <SpallsHurgenson> (except that link doesn't work)
[04:18:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I... I have nothing to say to all that
[04:16:41] <FoobarBazbot_> If they _liked_ water, they'd stay in it, whether or not they _can_ leave.
[04:16:15] <mattie_p> You're not the only person to ask that question recently: http://leftoversoup.com
[04:16:14] <FoobarBazbot_> well, yeah. why else do flying fish spend so much time in the air?
[04:16:13] <pbnjoe> maybe that's why they're so wide-eyed and opening and closing their mouths all the time
[04:15:10] <SpallsHurgenson> do fish actually LIKE water? I mean, yeah they need it... but maybe they are all secretly aquaphobes. "Oh man, I'm so wet, I'm so wet, this is terribly gross, why does life have to be like this?"
[04:14:14] <pbnjoe> do cannibals twitch and stink? (meant to be read like "does a fish like water?")
[04:12:04] <SpallsHurgenson> just to be clear on this, cannibalism is still considered a bad thing, right?
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[03:53:35] <SpallsHurgenson> <yawn>
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[03:31:25] <SpallsHurgenson> (completely unrelated link: oooh, endless puns. http://www.youtube.com )
[03:31:04] <FoobarBazbot_> No, you can't :)
[03:30:08] <SpallsHurgenson> and smileys. can't have irc without smileys apparently
[03:29:47] <Popeidol> which is just a line or two above 'spell check'
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[03:27:39] <Popeidol> the it also has 'Small memory usuage'
[03:25:34] <SpallsHurgenson> apparently it is the BEST IRC client for Windows. That's what their website says, and they have no reason to lie
[03:24:50] <Popeidol> thrashirc sounds very metal
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[02:58:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I am going to work some magic to make my brain work again... afk for a bit
[02:56:16] <BadCoderFinger> Work does eat the life and creativity out of you.
[02:54:56] <SpallsHurgenson> but seriously, I'm feeling majorly sluggish this evening. Bleh. I'm only s'posed to feel like that at work :)
[02:54:28] * xlefay hands over the green jumper cables to SpallsHurgenson
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[02:54:24] <SpallsHurgenson> look, just hook one up to my nipple, the other to my ear, and crank the engine already :)
[02:53:50] <xlefay> They're green, is that going to be a problem?
[02:53:38] <SpallsHurgenson> anyone have any jumper cables so I can get it up to full speed again?
[02:53:23] <SpallsHurgenson> my brain seems to be working less today than usual.
[02:51:22] <xlefay> aah ;-)
[02:51:21] <BadCoderFinger> Oh yes they do.
[02:51:08] <Popeidol> but it means nobody looks at you funny when you're downing pints of guinness at lunchtime
[02:51:07] <xlefay> It's a feature?
[02:51:00] <Popeidol> it's not an excuse
[02:50:24] <BadCoderFinger> No, I don't, heh.
[02:50:12] <xlefay> Ah I thought the irish didn't require excuses ;)
[02:49:03] <BadCoderFinger> I've got a good bit of Irish in my lineage, and any excuse to consume a bit of beer...
[02:48:52] <xlefay> I see. Well enjoy the holiday then ;-)
[02:48:22] * SpallsHurgenson is not wearing green
[02:48:16] <BadCoderFinger> St. Patrick's Day.
[02:48:01] <xlefay> Oh, what holiday is that?
[02:47:51] <xlefay> hmm... my imagination normally doesn't include IRC or other men
[02:47:30] <BadCoderFinger> Bit of a holiday in the US.
[02:47:27] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, there is nobody here at all. We are all just figments of your overactive imagination.
[02:46:49] <xlefay> Is that why there's barely people here?
[02:45:51] <SpallsHurgenson> it's feeling a bit gassy
[02:45:37] <xlefay> So how's #soylent doing today?
[02:45:20] <xlefay> LOL I hadn't heard that one
[02:45:16] <Bender> Added quote 24
[02:45:16] <xlefay> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[02:45:04] <SpallsHurgenson> dagnabbit!
[02:44:56] <SedBot> <xlefay> <SpallsHurgenson> so what you are saying is that some of your comments have features
[02:44:56] <xlefay> SpallsHurgenson: s/bugs/features/
[02:44:41] <SpallsHurgenson> so what you are saying is that some of your comments have bugs
[02:44:39] <xlefay> It's a feature, I swear.
[02:44:30] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm
[02:44:15] <SpallsHurgenson> so, what you are saying is that last comment was a bug
[02:43:48] <xlefay> Dammit, that was my auto response to the world 'bugs', ignore that!
[02:41:31] <xlefay> They're not bugs, they're features!
[02:41:30] <SpallsHurgenson> nah, I need a clean sink so I can wash kitteh's dishes in the morning :)
[02:41:13] <BadCoderFinger> "I'll just give the bugs a chance to clean these off..."
[02:40:35] <xlefay> Tomorrow morning: "Think I'll just leave the mess in the kitchen till tonight..."
[02:40:21] <SpallsHurgenson> ... and then yell at the slob who expects me to wash his dishes before work :)
[02:40:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I'll leave the mess in the kitchen until tomorrow morning...
[02:39:34] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:38:38] <SpallsHurgenson> <brrraaaaapppp> Ah, good eats!
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[02:24:29] <BadCoderFinger> I have pizza. The world's most perfect food.
[02:23:57] <BadCoderFinger> I see.
[02:22:06] <SpallsHurgenson> mprph mmmmph mmmrmph! Dinnertime! yrmm yumm nom nom nom
[02:21:37] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls!
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[01:48:52] <SpallsHurgenson> all freaking day, that song
[01:47:29] <SpallsHurgenson> tonight's stuck-in-my-head-in-an-endless-loop song: "Christmas Bells (Don't Let The Bells End)" by the Darkness.
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[01:10:07] <jones> 2lol
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[01:06:54] <Ethanol-fueled> And another roided-up looking sonofabitch from CBP, who looked like he was about to snap and hit something, anything.
[01:06:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking prick from Alabama.
[01:06:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I wanted to deck the sonofabitch, he looked like an asshole.
[01:06:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Not that anybody cares. There was a motherfucking I.T. consultant from Booz Allen Hamilton in there.
[01:05:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, got jury duty.
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