#Soylent | Logs for 2014-03-18

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[00:01:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Attorney General's War on Encrypted Web Services - http://sylnt.us - five-eyes-but-millions-of-ears
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[01:05:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, got jury duty.
[01:06:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Not that anybody cares. There was a motherfucking I.T. consultant from Booz Allen Hamilton in there.
[01:06:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I wanted to deck the sonofabitch, he looked like an asshole.
[01:06:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking prick from Alabama.
[01:06:54] <Ethanol-fueled> And another roided-up looking sonofabitch from CBP, who looked like he was about to snap and hit something, anything.
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[01:10:07] <jones> 2lol
[01:11:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bill Gates: Prepare to be Assimilated - http://sylnt.us - borg-revisited
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[01:47:29] <SpallsHurgenson> tonight's stuck-in-my-head-in-an-endless-loop song: "Christmas Bells (Don't Let The Bells End)" by the Darkness.
[01:48:52] <SpallsHurgenson> all freaking day, that song
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[02:21:37] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls!
[02:22:06] <SpallsHurgenson> mprph mmmmph mmmrmph! Dinnertime! yrmm yumm nom nom nom
[02:23:57] <BadCoderFinger> I see.
[02:24:29] <BadCoderFinger> I have pizza. The world's most perfect food.
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[02:38:38] <SpallsHurgenson> <brrraaaaapppp> Ah, good eats!
[02:39:34] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:40:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I'll leave the mess in the kitchen until tomorrow morning...
[02:40:21] <SpallsHurgenson> ... and then yell at the slob who expects me to wash his dishes before work :)
[02:40:35] <xlefay> Tomorrow morning: "Think I'll just leave the mess in the kitchen till tonight..."
[02:41:13] <BadCoderFinger> "I'll just give the bugs a chance to clean these off..."
[02:41:30] <SpallsHurgenson> nah, I need a clean sink so I can wash kitteh's dishes in the morning :)
[02:41:31] <xlefay> They're not bugs, they're features!
[02:43:48] <xlefay> Dammit, that was my auto response to the world 'bugs', ignore that!
[02:44:15] <SpallsHurgenson> so, what you are saying is that last comment was a bug
[02:44:30] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm
[02:44:39] <xlefay> It's a feature, I swear.
[02:44:41] <SpallsHurgenson> so what you are saying is that some of your comments have bugs
[02:44:56] <xlefay> SpallsHurgenson: s/bugs/features/
[02:44:56] <SedBot> <xlefay> <SpallsHurgenson> so what you are saying is that some of your comments have features
[02:45:04] <SpallsHurgenson> dagnabbit!
[02:45:16] <xlefay> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[02:45:16] <Bender> Added quote 24
[02:45:20] <xlefay> LOL I hadn't heard that one
[02:45:37] <xlefay> So how's #soylent doing today?
[02:45:51] <SpallsHurgenson> it's feeling a bit gassy
[02:46:49] <xlefay> Is that why there's barely people here?
[02:47:27] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, there is nobody here at all. We are all just figments of your overactive imagination.
[02:47:30] <BadCoderFinger> Bit of a holiday in the US.
[02:47:51] <xlefay> hmm... my imagination normally doesn't include IRC or other men
[02:48:01] <xlefay> Oh, what holiday is that?
[02:48:16] <BadCoderFinger> St. Patrick's Day.
[02:48:22] * SpallsHurgenson is not wearing green
[02:48:52] <xlefay> I see. Well enjoy the holiday then ;-)
[02:49:03] <BadCoderFinger> I've got a good bit of Irish in my lineage, and any excuse to consume a bit of beer...
[02:50:12] <xlefay> Ah I thought the irish didn't require excuses ;)
[02:50:24] <BadCoderFinger> No, I don't, heh.
[02:51:00] <Popeidol> it's not an excuse
[02:51:07] <xlefay> It's a feature?
[02:51:08] <Popeidol> but it means nobody looks at you funny when you're downing pints of guinness at lunchtime
[02:51:21] <BadCoderFinger> Oh yes they do.
[02:51:22] <xlefay> aah ;-)
[02:53:23] <SpallsHurgenson> my brain seems to be working less today than usual.
[02:53:38] <SpallsHurgenson> anyone have any jumper cables so I can get it up to full speed again?
[02:53:50] <xlefay> They're green, is that going to be a problem?
[02:54:24] <SpallsHurgenson> look, just hook one up to my nipple, the other to my ear, and crank the engine already :)
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[02:54:28] * xlefay hands over the green jumper cables to SpallsHurgenson
[02:54:56] <SpallsHurgenson> but seriously, I'm feeling majorly sluggish this evening. Bleh. I'm only s'posed to feel like that at work :)
[02:56:16] <BadCoderFinger> Work does eat the life and creativity out of you.
[02:58:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I am going to work some magic to make my brain work again... afk for a bit
[03:01:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Can Repel NSA Attack - http://sylnt.us - ROT13-is-not-enough
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[03:24:50] <Popeidol> thrashirc sounds very metal
[03:25:34] <SpallsHurgenson> apparently it is the BEST IRC client for Windows. That's what their website says, and they have no reason to lie
[03:27:39] <Popeidol> the it also has 'Small memory usuage'
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[03:29:47] <Popeidol> which is just a line or two above 'spell check'
[03:30:08] <SpallsHurgenson> and smileys. can't have irc without smileys apparently
[03:31:04] <FoobarBazbot_> No, you can't :)
[03:31:25] <SpallsHurgenson> (completely unrelated link: oooh, endless puns. http://www.youtube.com )
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[03:53:35] <SpallsHurgenson> <yawn>
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[04:12:04] <SpallsHurgenson> just to be clear on this, cannibalism is still considered a bad thing, right?
[04:14:14] <pbnjoe> do cannibals twitch and stink? (meant to be read like "does a fish like water?")
[04:15:10] <SpallsHurgenson> do fish actually LIKE water? I mean, yeah they need it... but maybe they are all secretly aquaphobes. "Oh man, I'm so wet, I'm so wet, this is terribly gross, why does life have to be like this?"
[04:16:13] <pbnjoe> maybe that's why they're so wide-eyed and opening and closing their mouths all the time
[04:16:14] <FoobarBazbot_> well, yeah. why else do flying fish spend so much time in the air?
[04:16:15] <mattie_p> You're not the only person to ask that question recently: http://leftoversoup.com
[04:16:41] <FoobarBazbot_> If they _liked_ water, they'd stay in it, whether or not they _can_ leave.
[04:18:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I... I have nothing to say to all that
[04:18:45] <SpallsHurgenson> (except that link doesn't work)
[04:20:30] <mattie_p> interesting, looks like there is a redirect in it that works for me, try this: http://leftoversoup.com
[04:20:42] <mattie_p> I linked to that one as it should have been the permalink
[04:21:52] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, that one makes more sense :)
[04:22:19] <SpallsHurgenson> also, I have gotten a very similar response when offering similar arguments. :)
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[04:49:27] <SpallsHurgenson> super sleepy time, I think
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[05:10:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moss Brought Back to Life after 1,500 Years Frozen - http://sylnt.us - let-it-groooooow
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[06:06:29] <Ethanol-fueled> le
[06:06:34] <Ethanol-fueled> flench
[06:06:36] <Ethanol-fueled> flog
[06:07:03] <Ethanol-fueled> frouggghed upon it.
[06:07:08] <GungnirSniper> What are 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'?
[06:07:18] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
[06:07:28] <GungnirSniper> Is anyone going to fix the "we're stil in alpha" on the homepage?
[06:07:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuckin' Frogs.
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[06:08:44] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck yuugh froggs
[06:10:31] <Ethanol-fueled> dumbfuck frogs
[06:10:46] <Ethanol-fueled> french froggies.
[06:10:53] <Ethanol-fueled> dipshits,
[06:11:03] <Ethanol-fueled> You all are.
[06:11:38] <Ethanol-fueled> suck it, bitches.
[06:11:53] <FoobarBazbot_> GungnirSniper, probably not. ;)
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[06:12:35] <FoobarBazbot_> there's a name vote coming up, presumably (if we choose something different) that opportunity will be seized for fixing some theming issues...
[06:13:17] <Ethanol-fueled> GOD sets you up to have your name kicked in front of spics.
[06:13:51] * FoobarBazbot_ hasn't noticed a "we're in alpha", but is periodically annoyed by "You should update your organisation template and put some links..."
[06:15:09] <Popeidol> I would love to update our organisational template and put some links
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[06:15:20] <Popeidol> or maybe a picture of a cat
[06:15:24] <Popeidol> whatever fills that space, really
[06:16:14] <GungnirSniper> We should just quote some of the funniest comments.
[06:16:27] <GungnirSniper> There a are occasional gems even here in IRCland.
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[06:17:50] <FoobarBazbot_> Bye, ethanol-fueled, thanks for the words of wisdom...
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[06:35:54] <arti> :D
[06:39:09] * juggs looks around, observes SNAFU, feels calmed.
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[07:00:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eat More and Die Young - http://sylnt.us - moderation
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[08:19:25] <Subsentient> Last call for features to add to my C-string handling library.
[08:20:58] <G-forze> Like... for a guitar? :)
[08:21:54] <Subsentient> G-forze: no.
[08:22:01] <Subsentient> For text strings in the C language
[08:22:03] <G-forze> It was a joke
[08:22:23] <G-forze> but otherwise, no feature requests. :)
[08:22:25] <Subsentient> G-forze: And I killed it efficiently.
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[09:00:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Serve a 1,000 Year Prison Sentence in 8 Hours? - http://sylnt.us - hit'em-with-the-Slo-mo-first
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[09:18:55] <IT_phreak> omg, this guy tried to lecture to me about how DNS built the internet, fucking idiot
[09:20:04] <IT_phreak> some 46 year old motherfucker bragging how he built internet along with Oracle and how i don't know the history of internet.. sigh
[09:20:51] <IT_phreak> "DARPA, look it up" yes, we all know, it's the fucking DoD using it as a way of communcation; it just got popular
[09:27:01] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab mtrycz
[09:27:01] <Bender> Added quote 25
[09:29:38] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab just-rolling-a-joint
[09:29:39] <Bender> Added quote 26
[09:30:02] <xlefay> !grab the-bot-fails-so-badly?
[09:30:02] <Bender> I don't know what the-bot-fails-so-badly? said, so I can't quote them!
[09:30:04] <xlefay> !grab the-bot-fails-so-badly
[09:30:04] <Bender> I don't know what the-bot-fails-so-badly said, so I can't quote them!
[09:30:07] <xlefay> lol
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[09:32:24] <crutchy> did bender have a universal brainfart?
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[09:32:29] <prospectacle> What is up people
[09:32:38] <crutchy> hi prospectacle
[09:32:48] <crutchy> you been rockin #staff i see :-)
[09:32:50] <prospectacle> hey hey
[09:33:09] <prospectacle> had a bit of a look in. Nice of them to allow outside input
[09:33:15] <crutchy> we need more kangaroo jockies in there
[09:33:30] <prospectacle> lol, that's it
[09:33:33] <Popeidol> wait, we can all join #staff now?
[09:33:41] <crutchy> buggered if i know
[09:33:42] <xlefay> yea
[09:33:46] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab crutchy
[09:33:46] <Bender> Added quote 27
[09:33:47] <prospectacle> Popeidol, read the status at the top of this channel
[09:33:50] <crutchy> i think you need +v to talk
[09:34:02] <FoobarBazbot_> well, that a little slow, but that works, too
[09:34:07] <Popeidol> reading things? on irc?
[09:34:10] <Popeidol> that's a silly idea
[09:34:12] <prospectacle> Sorry, my bad
[09:34:13] <xlefay> rofl
[09:34:39] <crutchy> "reading" is what i get my 7 year old to do
[09:34:53] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab crutchy
[09:34:53] <Bender> Added quote 28
[09:35:00] <Popeidol> ...now I just have to figure out how to display the full topic in irssi
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[09:35:07] <xlefay> /topic #soylent
[09:35:08] <Popeidol> weirdly something I've never bothered to do before
[09:35:11] <xlefay> should echo it back, no?
[09:35:26] <Popeidol> so it does
[09:35:41] <xlefay> ;-)
[09:35:41] <crutchy> "== You're not a channel operator: #Soylent"
[09:35:45] <prospectacle> xlefay I tried to do that it say "You're not a channel operator:" . I think "/list" will show all topics
[09:35:46] <crutchy> confusement
[09:35:53] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab SoyCow5832
[09:35:54] <xlefay> heh... your clients are weird
[09:35:54] <Bender> Added quote 29
[09:36:04] <xlefay> "SoylentNews is LIVE people! https://soylentnews.org | Wiki: http://sylnt.us | Forums: http://sylnt.us | Code: http://sylnt.us | Got bugs? http://sylnt.us | Who's who? http://sylnt.us | Get Involved: http://sylnt.us | Staff discussions in #staff are now open for all, always | /join ## - to chill"
[09:36:13] <prospectacle> yeah i use the web one. Too lazy to download any real irc software.
[09:36:16] <Popeidol> xlefay: overloading the operator
[09:36:19] <xlefay> prospectacle: crutchy: try /topic
[09:36:32] <prospectacle> insufficient arguments
[09:36:39] <xlefay> ... webchat is weird
[09:36:47] <FoobarBazbot_> xlefay, yeah, but as long as they pay...
[09:36:47] <crutchy> i've got xchat in my applications menu but i... just... can't... click it.... cap'n
[09:36:48] <prospectacle> agreed
[09:37:11] * xlefay adds that to the webchat madness on my todo ist
[09:37:18] <prospectacle> i like supporting web apps, so when they take over the world they will know i was loyal from the start
[09:37:28] <xlefay> !grab prospectacle
[09:37:28] <Bender> Added quote 30
[09:37:39] <crutchy> lol prospectacle: "insufficient arguments" is the problem with articles lately :-P
[09:37:46] <xlefay> !!!!!
[09:37:52] <xlefay> So fucking true lol
[09:38:03] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab rms-neckbeared-and-petrifying
[09:38:04] <Bender> Added quote 31
[09:38:19] <crutchy> dammit we need barramundi back
[09:38:34] <crutchy> we need more blood!
[09:38:37] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab NC
[09:38:37] <Bender> Added quote 32
[09:38:43] <xlefay> crutchy: s/blood/bacon/
[09:38:43] <SedBot> <xlefay> <crutchy> we need more bacon!
[09:38:45] <prospectacle> crutchy. Guess we'd all be a bit less polite. Everyone set keyboards to troll
[09:38:49] <xlefay> just sayin'
[09:38:50] <crutchy> true dat
[09:38:55] <crutchy> bacon++
[09:38:55] <Bender> karma - bacon: 174
[09:39:07] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab prospectacle
[09:39:07] <Bender> Added quote 33
[09:39:16] <crutchy> !initiate-trollmode
[09:39:24] <prospectacle> lol
[09:39:29] <crutchy> hang on we need hax0rz for this
[09:39:35] <xlefay> IT_phreak: ^
[09:39:41] <crutchy> auto_def
[09:39:45] <xlefay> IT_phreak = auto_def = hax0rz
[09:39:50] <IT_phreak> Hi.
[09:39:54] <crutchy> and all the other names
[09:39:55] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab crutchy
[09:39:55] <Bender> Added quote 34
[09:39:55] <crutchy> :-P
[09:39:55] <xlefay> Enable dat troll mode
[09:40:02] <IT_phreak> yes, did someone summon me?
[09:40:07] * FoobarBazbot_ fails
[09:40:08] <IT_phreak> xlefay: disable flame war
[09:40:11] <prospectacle> /input-mode troll
[09:40:14] <crutchy> we're initiating self destruct sequence
[09:40:22] <crutchy> i mean troll bacon
[09:40:23] <IT_phreak> in 3...2....1.......fail
[09:40:30] <xlefay> crutchy: no bacon trollin' here.
[09:40:40] <IT_phreak> try again? 1.never 2.never 3.stfu
[09:40:41] <xlefay> If there's one thing one doesn't do then that's bacon trollin'!
[09:40:42] <crutchy> bacon++
[09:40:42] <Bender> karma - bacon: 175
[09:40:52] <IT_phreak> lol
[09:40:55] <xlefay> bacon++
[09:40:55] <Bender> karma - bacon: 176
[09:40:58] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab so-lent-nus
[09:40:58] <Bender> Added quote 35
[09:41:02] <what-if-i> My beloved bacon. :(
[09:41:03] <crutchy> only kobach is allow to troll bacon
[09:41:08] <IT_phreak> wouldn't it be hilarious, instead of telling people to lose "fat" you just tell them to lose that "slice of bacon"
[09:41:15] <xlefay> He isn't either, he just doesn't listen. ;-)
[09:41:15] <crutchy> he's the baconmaster
[09:41:17] <IT_phreak> son, you got too much bacon; care to share?
[09:41:19] <crutchy> lol
[09:41:32] <crutchy> he has bacon in his ears
[09:41:37] <crutchy> or coming out of them
[09:41:39] <IT_phreak> lmao, smack that bacon
[09:41:43] <xlefay> LOL, that's for sure.
[09:42:02] <xlefay> prospectacle: I think we actually enabled IT_phreak....
[09:42:12] <xlefay> you did ensure there was a disable mode, right???
[09:42:14] <IT_phreak> you enabled me? yes, i got horny sup
[09:42:21] <prospectacle> oh no
[09:42:23] <crutchy> though he did inspire the most awesomeness backon burger i ever did make... actually i think it was my first cos i never even thought to make one before
[09:42:33] <crutchy> s/backon/bakon/
[09:42:33] <SedBot> <crutchy> though he did inspire the most awesomeness bakon burger i ever did make... actually i think it was my first cos i never even thought to make one before
[09:42:37] <xlefay> nice
[09:42:39] <prospectacle> /input-mode distinguished-gentleman
[09:42:50] <IT_phreak> guys. do you think a bachelor's degree guarantees a job? yes or no, and why?
[09:42:55] <prospectacle> What a smashing topic
[09:43:09] <IT_phreak> b/c it seems that college is about $$ and not education
[09:43:10] <crutchy> it guarantees a huge debt
[09:43:11] <xlefay> No, most <censored> definitely, No.
[09:43:14] <IT_phreak> crutchy: bingo.
[09:43:24] <IT_phreak> a debt you say? slave away mofos
[09:43:29] <Popeidol> IT_phreak: depends a lot on the degree and job market
[09:43:35] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab SoyCowBoy
[09:43:35] <Bender> Added quote 36
[09:43:37] <crutchy> i paid mine off last year :-D
[09:43:39] <IT_phreak> well i thought we were talking comp sci / it here
[09:43:41] <xlefay> A debt? Yeah... that's for sure... A job? No.......
[09:43:43] <IT_phreak> soylentnews, duh?
[09:43:53] <crutchy> comp sci isn't even a real job
[09:43:56] <IT_phreak> what if you have "some" college credits; would that help?
[09:43:57] * crutchy hides
[09:44:01] <xlefay> IT_phreak: SoylentNews isn't just in the comp sci field.....
[09:44:09] <IT_phreak> crutchy: colleges prepares to throw lawbook at crutchy for defamation
[09:44:12] <xlefay> IT_phreak: most definitely, NO.
[09:44:13] <crutchy> there's also bacon sci
[09:44:18] <IT_phreak> xlefay: well..... STEM
[09:44:21] <prospectacle> IT_phreak: I get hte impression bachelors degrees are needed for some jobs, but guarantee none. Do one if you love it.
[09:44:30] <xlefay> You can just forget getting a job, no matter whatever degree you have.
[09:44:32] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: how about without one? o_o
[09:44:33] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab baconbutter
[09:44:33] <Bender> I don't know what baconbutter said, so I can't quote them!
[09:44:43] <crutchy> just don't do an arts degree
[09:44:49] <FoobarBazbot_> :(
[09:44:52] <IT_phreak> crutchy: this
[09:44:56] <crutchy> unless you want to be a certified bong smoking hippie
[09:45:01] <xlefay> !grab crutchy
[09:45:01] <Bender> Added quote 37
[09:45:09] <prospectacle> IT_phreak: not having a bachelor's degree doesn't guarantee a job either. Although for some jobs it means you can get started sooner
[09:45:27] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote SoyCow4570
[09:45:27] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'SoyCow4570'
[09:45:41] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab SoyCow4570
[09:45:41] <Bender> Added quote 38
[09:45:51] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: thank you for your answer;
[09:45:53] <xlefay> IT_phreak: the truth is... if you've got the skills + diploma/certification, and there's a job opening and your fast, you MIGHT, just MIGHT get a job.
[09:46:04] <xlefay> s/your/you're/
[09:46:04] <SedBot> <xlefay> IT_phreak: the truth is... if you've got the skills + diploma/certification, and there's a job opening and you're fast, you MIGHT, just MIGHT get a job.
[09:46:15] <IT_phreak> "might"
[09:46:22] <xlefay> Yes, 'might'
[09:46:27] <prospectacle> IT_phreak: I think if a career doesn't require a degree, you'll probably make more money if you don't get one, cause you'll have a three year head start. So get one if you love it, or if you need it.
[09:46:33] <IT_phreak> i know one person in HR that might take a look at it before it passes to the IT guy
[09:46:51] <IT_phreak> >.> i do have references, it's just that it's complicated
[09:46:56] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, probably want at least a diploma or something, though. The first employer wants to see some bit of paper that says you've passed something.
[09:47:00] <crutchy> if you get a trade, you make a shitload of money early but your prospects for advancement are limited... otoh if you get a degree you start off impoverished but can gradually build up a higher income capacity
[09:47:04] <xlefay> "it's complicated" isn't going to cut it, most of the time.
[09:47:11] <Popeidol> degrees may also let you leapfrog some early steps of the career
[09:47:35] <Popeidol> so you don't have to work your way up through desktop support like the degree-less
[09:47:50] <xlefay> Although, you'll probably start in the mail room ;-)
[09:47:59] <prospectacle> Popeidol, that's true you can sometimes start at a higher level with a degree, even if it's not strictly required.
[09:48:07] <crutchy> though i been a professional gingerbeer for about over 9 years and tradies still make more than me :-(
[09:48:13] <prospectacle> Whether or not it's 3 year higher (or however long the degree is), depends
[09:48:16] <IT_phreak> honestly, the internet saves lives >.> reason it brought me to seattle
[09:48:46] <crutchy> goat.cx is like a shot of adrenaline
[09:48:51] <xlefay> People save people, internets just a tool ;-)
[09:49:05] <xlefay> s/internets/internet/
[09:49:05] <SedBot> <xlefay> People save people, webweb just a tool ;-)
[09:49:09] <xlefay> webweb, yay!
[09:49:10] <Popeidol> crutchy: are you using rhyming slang, or are you actually a drink?
[09:49:46] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab Popeidol
[09:49:46] <Bender> Added quote 39
[09:49:55] * xlefay wonders what FoobarBazbot_ is up to...
[09:49:56] <crutchy> a drink definitely
[09:49:57] <crutchy> i prefer to be a drink
[09:49:59] <IT_phreak> https://ch.tbe.taleo.net
[09:50:02] <IT_phreak> this thing... yeah
[09:50:08] <FoobarBazbot_> Orange Crutchy?
[09:50:18] <crutchy> hell no... bacon juice
[09:50:20] <IT_phreak> it sounds like you just load OS
[09:50:23] <xlefay> !grab crutchy
[09:50:23] <Bender> Added quote 40
[09:50:25] <xlefay> rofl
[09:50:46] <xlefay> IT_phreak: then just for shits 'n giggles, load Slackware on them ;-)
[09:50:57] <IT_phreak> ikr, too bad they want "microsoft active directory"
[09:51:10] <IT_phreak> which is just admin stuff ^^ pretty simple imo
[09:51:11] <crutchy> ms-dos 6.22 + xtreegold
[09:51:23] <xlefay> One has to give Microsoft credit for it though.. it may not be our favorite stuff but it sure does work
[09:51:25] <crutchy> chock load of awesome :-P
[09:51:32] <FoobarBazbot_> xlefay, I just threw together an awk script to scrape the last line by each nick. So a lot of soycows and stuff, maybe days old...
[09:51:36] <xlefay> (e.g. active directory and crap, after you finally get it up)
[09:51:44] <xlefay> aah I see ;-)
[09:51:46] <IT_phreak> xlefay: no s-h-i-t ^^ just need a competitor you mean
[09:51:49] <FoobarBazbot_> but a few of them left a quotable line as the last contribution
[09:52:03] <IT_phreak> would you think that job needs a bachelor's degree
[09:52:07] * crutchy shudders @ active directory
[09:52:35] <xlefay> crutchy: me too.. but it's good at what it does
[09:52:50] <xlefay> FoobarBazbot_++ ;)
[09:52:50] <Bender> karma - foobarbazbot_: 2
[09:53:04] <crutchy> i remember using remote god mode to maintain a windows server in my old job
[09:53:16] <arti> wat.
[09:53:20] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 31
[09:53:20] <Bender> Quote 31 - <rms-neckbeared-and-petrifying> nicks don't have char limit?
[09:53:24] <xlefay> "remote god mode"?
[09:53:38] <Popeidol> I like my gods remote
[09:53:40] <arti> bo2k?
[09:53:42] <Popeidol> they cause less trouble that way
[09:53:45] <xlefay> rofl!
[09:53:57] <IT_phreak> crutchy: how was your experience? was it useful ultimately? or is microsoft being evil again?
[09:54:02] <crutchy> remote desktop login or whatever its called
[09:54:10] <arti> IT_phreak: active directory?
[09:54:10] <IT_phreak> i might probably watch some youtube tutorials and say "fuck it"
[09:54:10] <xlefay> rdp
[09:54:15] <IT_phreak> arti: yes
[09:54:16] <arti> you will encounter it in a microsoft shop
[09:54:23] <arti> fact
[09:54:35] <Popeidol> tbh, AD is one of the better things microsoft has done
[09:54:40] <xlefay> ^ true
[09:54:41] <arti> agreed
[09:54:45] <IT_phreak> it's mostly admin imo
[09:54:52] <arti> "computer janitor"
[09:54:58] * arti points at the printer
[09:55:05] <Popeidol> AD plus group policy plus wsus makes running a domain pretty easy
[09:55:06] <arti> MAKE IT WORK!J$34kl324j!!!#$#!#$!
[09:55:52] <xlefay> !grab arti
[09:55:52] <Bender> Added quote 41
[09:56:03] <crutchy> i wasn't trained in it... i just landed in it
[09:56:16] <prospectacle> Youtube tutorials have opened my eyes to the fact that videos are 10x better at teaching software than just reading. Who knew
[09:56:19] <prospectacle> lots of people, apparently.
[09:56:23] <xlefay> Popeidol: I remember at my college... when signing in, you could simply unplug the network cable at the right time and woops, GPO's werent applied... ;-)
[09:56:27] <arti> yeah, videos are pretty sweet
[09:56:36] <arti> heh
[09:56:51] <arti> bleh computer labs
[09:57:08] <arti> nothing like "arcade" style keyboards
[09:57:15] <arti> "wonder why its greasy..."
[09:57:18] <xlefay> Dirty keyboards really
[09:59:03] <IT_phreak> is it still a myth to impress HR? would having a resume filled with skills and lack of experiences help?
[09:59:29] <IT_phreak> last question >.>
[09:59:36] <crutchy> you could try offering a bj
[09:59:58] <IT_phreak> crutchy: im pretty sure that's how bill clinton promoted her
[10:00:25] <xlefay> heh..
[10:00:28] <crutchy> must have been cos her looks sure as hell didn't win it for her
[10:00:37] <xlefay> IT_phreak: you sexist!
[10:00:59] <IT_phreak> xlefay: i just want people to get along, at the end of the day; your sexual orientation doesn't make you special
[10:01:10] <xlefay> heh
[10:01:13] <IT_phreak> on a serious note, would not having an experience put you at a disadvantage?
[10:01:16] <crutchy> not that there's anything wrong with that
[10:01:40] <IT_phreak> what if you just had your own skills developed without work experience?
[10:01:50] <Popeidol> IT_phreak: a degree can substitute for experience the other way around, but getting in on none of them takes a bit of luck
[10:01:52] <what-if-i> IT_phreak: you should give more bj's to gain experience
[10:02:08] <Popeidol> IT_phreak: usually that would take knowing somebody, or starting at the bottom and working your way up
[10:02:08] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, generally, yet, but everyone has a first job at some point (well, you know, virtually everyone)
[10:02:10] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 26
[10:02:10] <Bender> Quote 26 - <just-rolling-a-joint> So... When will our new overlords be endorsing the hookers and blackjack?
[10:02:14] <IT_phreak> dang, this is blowing up, shit
[10:02:36] <IT_phreak> "experience, or skills, or blowing dicks? you choose"
[10:02:54] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: but what if you never did? what would you tell the HR
[10:02:55] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab IT_phreak
[10:02:55] <Bender> Added quote 42
[10:02:57] <crutchy> depends... hypothetically am i the HR guy?
[10:03:02] <xlefay> IT_phreak: well.. we won't judge you ;-)
[10:03:04] <Popeidol> IT_phreak: it can't really hurt to apply either way. If you accentuate your motivation and interest and the amount of stuff you do as hobbies you have a chance
[10:03:08] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, no two ways about it, looking for jobs sucks, but you gotta keep plugging away, and then you get one, and then you use that one to get the next one.
[10:03:11] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i love devil's advocates; go ahead
[10:03:11] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 42
[10:03:11] <Bender> Quote 42 - <IT_phreak> prospectacle: but what if you never did? what would you tell the HR
[10:03:20] <IT_phreak> the thing is, i don't mind fixing hardware shit; it's easy
[10:03:30] <prospectacle> Wish it was better. I guess there are job-finding agencies, they get paid to place people, usually, so they have good advice and can be helpful.
[10:03:31] <IT_phreak> just breaking into IT is a different field
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[10:03:41] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: omg so much this
[10:04:01] <Popeidol> prospectacle: I work at one of those companies
[10:04:06] <crutchy> i wasn't really being devil's advocate... more sexist shovanist pig :-P
[10:04:21] <Popeidol> ...but we only find jobs for people with disabilities
[10:04:21] <IT_phreak> crutchy: close enough to being devil; you're cool ;D
[10:04:27] <Popeidol> so if you lose a leg or something, give us a call
[10:04:32] <prospectacle> IT_phreak. One thing they taught me was if you get the interview, they think you're qualified, they just want to see if you're a good people-person, good communicator, can think on your feet, etc. So practice interviewing, and keep your software skills in repair
[10:04:34] <IT_phreak> Popeidol: or a car accident
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[10:04:48] <crutchy> and that you don't smell like cat
[10:04:51] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: oh i see. I honestly and really appreciate that
[10:05:03] <IT_phreak> the job requires 3 contacts, but i have 2; i think i'll be fine
[10:05:06] <IT_phreak> https://ch.tbe.taleo.net
[10:05:14] <crutchy> i don't put referees on my resume
[10:05:15] <IT_phreak> sorry if i posted twice; just for the sake of everyone to see
[10:05:16] <xlefay> !quote 42
[10:05:16] <Bender> Quote 42 - <IT_phreak> 'experience, or skills, or blowing dicks? you choose'
[10:05:27] <xlefay> FoobarBazbot_: ^
[10:05:41] <IT_phreak> or all the above - maino
[10:06:39] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: would you like to see my resume? i
[10:06:43] <IT_phreak> i'll leave my details out
[10:06:52] <prospectacle> IT_phreak: the other thing they told me is people put up ads for their ideal candidate, but that candidate might not exist, so just go for it if you've got the time to go for it.
[10:07:20] <IT_phreak> ;; i see. i'll pimp my resume >.>
[10:07:28] <IT_phreak> what's the saying? "it ain't easy for a pimp out here"
[10:07:30] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, I'll check it out, but I'm not a person to ask. I have had the same job for ages. I don't even know where my resume is.
[10:07:48] <prospectacle> Happy to read it though, and tell you if I have anything useful to say.
[10:08:12] <Popeidol> "other demonstrated experience with Windows XP/7 troubleshooting and configuration."
[10:08:18] <Popeidol> I hope that's from an old job template
[10:08:30] <Popeidol> bad time to go into an XP support role
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[10:09:11] <xlefay> That's for sure.
[10:09:29] <IT_phreak> lol i grew up with XP; joke's on you
[10:09:32] <prospectacle> Probably lots of demand for it though, soon. Once official support ends.
[10:09:46] <xlefay> IT_phreak: not really.. the joke's on you since XP won't be supported for much longer.
[10:09:48] <IT_phreak> that's how old was i.... 12? 13?
[10:09:51] <prospectacle> Maybe if you knwo your firewalls, your VMs, your anti-virus, etc, people will be like "please help protect our precious legacy system"
[10:10:05] <crutchy> windows?
[10:10:08] <prospectacle> XP
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[10:10:25] <xlefay> It'd still be a pointless battle as long as the machine is connected to the internet /or/ if there's USB sticks whatnot involved.
[10:10:25] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: did you know you can use VMware VM to run OS X
[10:10:26] <crutchy> omg there's more than one!
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[10:10:32] <IT_phreak> with Darwin plugin
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[10:10:40] <IT_phreak> intel/amd BOTH
[10:10:54] <xlefay> Congrats... another reason never to use vmware ;-)
[10:10:59] <IT_phreak> insanelymac.com
[10:11:10] <crutchy> virtualbox is the best box
[10:11:11] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, that's way cool. I'm starting to think VM should be used for everything. Lots of upsides, not many downsides
[10:11:16] <xlefay> crutchy++ indeed.
[10:11:16] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 35
[10:11:16] <crutchy> well... almost
[10:11:17] <IT_phreak> xlefay: ehh i don't think vbox is any better; matter of taste i suppose? subjective/objective
[10:11:37] <xlefay> IT_phreak: nah, depends on one's wallet, really. Then taste comes.
[10:11:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: you're talking business; i was talking about features
[10:11:55] <IT_phreak> same differences
[10:11:59] <IT_phreak> oxymoron.
[10:12:05] <crutchy> i do love the taste of a good box
[10:12:22] <arti> fur pie?
[10:12:23] <xlefay> Features.... virtualBox is still good enough. Then again, one can also use KVM, etc.
[10:12:37] <crutchy> furburger
[10:12:38] <IT_phreak> prospectacle: i feel that computing is awesome, it'd be cooler if only more people knew them
[10:12:38] <xlefay> IT_phreak: what does vmware have over virtualbox (now I'm curious!)?
[10:12:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: they don't; it's more 420 friendly i believe
[10:12:53] <crutchy> a price tag
[10:13:00] <arti> xlefay: a superior interface
[10:13:06] <xlefay> crutchy++ uesr friendly is overrated ;-)
[10:13:06] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 36
[10:13:08] <Popeidol> xlefay: scalability
[10:13:15] <IT_phreak> arti: well that's subjective; you could go CLI even
[10:13:17] <xlefay> arti: won't deny that. Popeidol won't deny that either.
[10:13:23] <arti> IT_phreak: it is not subjective
[10:13:34] <IT_phreak> what if you don't use GUI? exactly
[10:13:55] <xlefay> but.. the question is, which vmware we talking about now? iirc there are multiple products.
[10:14:01] <arti> workstation ?
[10:14:04] <IT_phreak> just run from a server and display to a random monitor like a workstation
[10:14:07] <xlefay> e.g. vmware player (free iirc), workstation, etc?
[10:14:18] <prospectacle> IT_phreak, I think all computer nerds are of that opinion: "how do people not realise how cool computers are? It makes no sense". My theory is that they think this way because it's true and they're smart.
[10:14:18] <xlefay> esXi?
[10:14:24] <Popeidol> I've only really got experience with vmware esxi
[10:14:30] <IT_phreak> xlefay: well vmware workstation is the one that can run mac os x fyi
[10:14:31] <Popeidol> which is a pretty awesome product
[10:14:36] <Popeidol> but horribly expensive
[10:14:40] <arti> prospectacle: i fail to see how people can use something and not want to automate
[10:14:51] <arti> "holy shit, you're telling me i can do this once?"
[10:14:51] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab prospectacle
[10:14:51] <Bender> Added quote 43
[10:15:01] <xlefay> esxi is pretty awesome but... I hate that the management console is windows only, I don't want no wine...
[10:15:01] <crutchy> hey as long as porn exists, computers are cool
[10:15:22] <IT_phreak> hey, as long as i can fuck... um
[10:15:25] <Popeidol> xlefay: it's being deprecated in favour of the web console
[10:15:28] <xlefay> what computers, IT_phreak?
[10:15:36] <Popeidol> xlefay: in a few more versions your problems will be over
[10:15:44] <xlefay> Popeidol: ooh nice. I might give it another shot in the future then.
[10:15:49] <crutchy> he's into japanese sex toys
[10:15:54] <crutchy> with usb ports
[10:15:59] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab prospectacle
[10:15:59] <Bender> Added quote 44
[10:16:00] <xlefay> crutchy: it did sound weird how he presented that...
[10:16:30] <IT_phreak> Popeidol: expensive but cool...... let's just hope that it's worth it
[10:16:32] <prospectacle> Foobar, did you mean popeidol that last time. I didn't say any new things.
[10:16:51] * FoobarBazbot_ thinks his irc client glitched
[10:17:00] <arti> maybe you should use more globals
[10:17:02] <Bender> [ksuhku] BAAAACON!11
[10:17:03] <xlefay> LOL
[10:17:11] <FoobarBazbot_> I thought it didn;t go through the first time
[10:17:20] <FoobarBazbot_> s/;/'/
[10:17:20] <SedBot> <FoobarBazbot_> I thought it didn't go through the first time
[10:17:20] <arti> man, been struggling with haskell. slow going
[10:17:41] <xlefay> imma go breakfast, I'm starving
[10:17:53] <arti> alright
[10:18:06] <prospectacle> oh ok
[10:18:11] * arti deals some cards
[10:18:14] <xlefay> try to stay away from globals ;-)
[10:18:18] <crutchy> sometimes you need to reformat your mouse to get your computer to work properly foobar
[10:18:26] <prospectacle> I bid six no trumps
[10:18:29] <arti> moused!
[10:18:41] <xlefay> global moused phase?
[10:19:03] <arti> :>
[10:19:06] <crutchy> g'oop
[10:19:22] <arti> heh
[10:19:27] <crutchy> lol
[10:19:30] <crutchy> p'oop
[10:19:34] <crutchy> :-D
[10:19:35] <arti> fucking eh crutchy
[10:19:38] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i support this wholeheartedly
[10:20:34] <crutchy> i should rewrite all my delphi programs with globals
[10:20:53] <arti> yeah, just think about the next poor bastard who won't maintain them
[10:20:59] <arti> maintainment.
[10:21:00] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 25
[10:21:00] <Bender> Quote 25 - <mtrycz> Vbasic is a good language, if you jnow what to yse it for.
[10:21:03] <crutchy> lol
[10:21:05] <arti> hahaha
[10:21:15] <FoobarBazbot_> it has globals!
[10:21:28] <arti> vb was pretty sweet, it's all about the On Error Resume Next
[10:21:51] <crutchy> lmao just about all my access vba subs had that
[10:21:58] <arti> its been years
[10:22:04] <crutchy> *shudders* access
[10:22:06] <arti> vb, pretty cool for whipping shit up
[10:22:14] <arti> BOOM prototype
[10:22:31] <crutchy> you can also stick it in a blender
[10:22:37] <crutchy> apparently
[10:22:39] <arti> add some ginger
[10:22:44] <arti> little g'oop
[10:22:53] <crutchy> and you get p'oop :-D
[10:23:06] <arti> Pork Fiber
[10:23:23] <crutchy> only from kobach
[10:23:55] <arti> just mouth up to it like a soft serv dispenser
[10:23:57] <crutchy> ew how do i get that thought out of my brain
[10:24:07] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 27
[10:24:07] <Bender> Quote 27 - <crutchy> buggered if i know
[10:24:28] <crutchy> lol
[10:24:37] <crutchy> context sensitive quotes
[10:24:54] <arti> welcome to public speaking
[10:25:09] <IT_phreak> west coast is best for IT i heard; Washington and California.
[10:25:18] <IT_phreak> mark zuckerberg recently moved to seattle AFAIK
[10:25:25] <IT_phreak> (looking for sources, wait)
[10:25:38] <arti> is this so he and bill gates can hang out more?
[10:25:45] <IT_phreak> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[10:25:49] <IT_phreak> yes, so they can jerk off each other
[10:25:50] <crutchy> bill gates has the cleanest arse for sniffing
[10:26:03] <arti> b-ga.
[10:26:32] <FoobarBazbot_> crutchy: s/a/ao/
[10:26:32] <SedBot> <FoobarBazbot_> <crutchy> bill gaotes has the cleanest arse for sniffing
[10:26:39] <IT_phreak> bill gates can't fuck well so he wants to develop condoms ^^
[10:26:47] <arti> baotes.
[10:26:53] <arti> goates.
[10:26:54] <FoobarBazbot_> crutchy: s/a/oa/
[10:26:54] <SedBot> <FoobarBazbot_> <crutchy> bill goates has the cleanest arse for sniffing
[10:26:55] <IT_phreak> master bates! welcome
[10:27:03] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 17
[10:27:03] <Bender> Quote 17 - <nobbis> and that ladies and gentlemen is how the nerd news website was abandoned and they setup a goat porn site instead
[10:27:14] <IT_phreak> goat porn -> goatse
[10:27:19] <crutchy> amen
[10:27:37] <arti> "We've been baaaaaaaad"
[10:27:37] * FoobarBazbot_ is failing pretty hard at typing tonight
[10:28:28] <crutchy> tyoinf os oberrayef
[10:28:39] <arti> ^-- put that to a beat
[10:28:42] <IT_phreak> finoyt so feyarrebo
[10:29:06] <IT_phreak> reverse psychology
[10:29:26] <FoobarBazbot_> crutchy: you make a good case for including the y/// command in sedbot
[10:29:48] <crutchy> of course i do
[10:29:53] <crutchy> what's that?
[10:30:08] <FoobarBazbot_> or not... at first I thought you were being consistent
[10:30:20] <FoobarBazbot_> it does basically the same as tr
[10:30:31] <crutchy> tr... ain?
[10:30:55] <FoobarBazbot_> tr, the unix command? RTFM!
[10:30:58] <crutchy> sorry my brain no worka
[10:31:13] <crutchy> wtf is unix?
[10:31:16] <FoobarBazbot_> transliterates
[10:31:20] <crutchy> lol
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[10:32:06] <crutchy> oh you mean mcbridix
[10:32:26] <crutchy> no i don't listen to hiphop
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[10:32:53] <crutchy> hi mrbluze
[10:32:59] <MrBluze> hi crutchy
[10:33:08] * FoobarBazbot_ LARTs crutchy
[10:33:33] <crutchy> swings cat at foobar :-P
[10:33:49] <IT_phreak> crutchy: hiphop is good; will set fire within your blood
[10:33:55] <crutchy> cat hits wall on other side of rm
[10:37:36] <prospectacle> rm /cat
[10:39:09] <IT_phreak> i want some soy-milk! who's coming(pun intended)
[10:39:20] <IT_phreak> soycows, get ready...
[10:40:10] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 29
[10:40:10] <Bender> Quote 29 - <SoyCow5832> stdhell: what do you have against cows? they are delicious
[10:40:24] <arti> ^- they're not typesafe
[10:40:33] <IT_phreak> now say that in a PITA discussion; you'll have 'murica support
[10:40:41] <prospectacle> So who else besides subsentient has a hobby software project they're planning to release to the room one day?
[10:40:45] <arti> pain in the ass
[10:40:46] <IT_phreak> PITA fucking trolls colleges; fuckem all
[10:40:49] <arti> PETA.
[10:40:51] <IT_phreak> peta
[10:40:54] <IT_phreak> oh xD my bad haha
[10:40:54] <crutchy> i don't own mine
[10:41:00] <crutchy> but i would if i could
[10:41:09] <prospectacle> crutchy, do you make it for work?
[10:41:15] <crutchy> yup
[10:41:20] <arti> crutchy considers making "work"
[10:41:28] <prospectacle> what does it do?
[10:41:47] <crutchy> stupid me made a hobby out of software that my employer acquires by default
[10:42:10] <crutchy> calculates stuff
[10:42:14] <crutchy> a lot of stuff
[10:42:28] <prospectacle> Well the experience is probably useful for future projects at least.
[10:42:29] <IT_phreak> now calculate the universe which accelerates in an exponential rate
[10:42:37] <IT_phreak> thank bill nye, he's a pimp
[10:42:42] <crutchy> that's the way i try to look at it
[10:42:54] <IT_phreak> at an* (grammer)
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[10:44:31] <crutchy> prospectacle: it calculates stuff from http://infostore.saiglobal.com for thousands of sections in a finite element analysis
[10:45:01] <crutchy> it also does that for another code but mainly ^
[10:45:14] <prospectacle> Interesting. I hear FEA is big business.
[10:45:24] <prospectacle> Maybe you can use it as inspiration for a better version that you make in your own time and own yourself.
[10:45:38] <prospectacle> Could be useful and popular. Are there many free libraries existing, to do this kind of thing?
[10:46:22] <crutchy> my employer owns anything i do at work and in my own time that's related to my job in some way
[10:46:39] <crutchy> pretty standard clause for employment contracts nowadays
[10:46:41] <prospectacle> hmm,
[10:46:41] <IT_phreak> crutchy: "hey, i bet if this works it'll generate $, will you let me"
[10:46:52] <prospectacle> yeah that's a pity
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[10:47:19] <prospectacle> So if you wrote something in spare time that was not in any way useful to your job, you would own it?
[10:47:32] <crutchy> i'm sure smarter people than me could take more advantage of it though
[10:47:39] <crutchy> dunno
[10:47:43] <crutchy> i guess so
[10:47:44] <IT_phreak> lol watch if you come up with something cool and they patent it; you gotta be careful
[10:47:55] <IT_phreak> lawsuit is a .....
[10:48:02] <crutchy> IT_phreak: they would legally be able to do that
[10:48:13] <prospectacle> Too true
[10:48:17] <IT_phreak> crutchy: so what's your take? you don't care about money, do you?
[10:48:24] <IT_phreak> or maybe you do? o_o
[10:48:31] <crutchy> i do, but they pay me too don't forget :-)
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[10:48:53] <IT_phreak> "i want some loyalty" is your best move; or partnership idk
[10:49:16] <crutchy> i'm not worried about job security, so that is a perk
[10:49:42] <IT_phreak> oh. nvm, maybe you just want patent rights idk lol
[10:50:50] <crutchy> i'm the only guy who knows how it all works (i made sure to use plenty of globals) so i have a little bit of leverage there. sure they could hire someone else with php experience, but they'd prolly spend months trawling the code to get their head around it
[10:51:10] <crutchy> nah actually not really "that" many globals arti :-P
[10:51:13] <FoobarBazbot_> globals++
[10:51:13] <Bender> karma - globals: 1
[10:51:16] <IT_phreak> encrypt the code to prevent trawl? gogo
[10:51:35] <crutchy> i just forget to comment :-P
[10:51:48] <IT_phreak> lmao! haha, mofos hate that, but that's your best defense xD
[10:51:59] <IT_phreak> ahh you creeper,
[10:52:23] <crutchy> i'm a bacon juice after all, not a programmerer
[10:52:44] <IT_phreak> only if bacon juice isn't patented already
[10:52:52] * crutchy checks
[10:53:01] <IT_phreak> chiggity check yourself before you wreck yourself.
[10:53:01] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab IT_phreak
[10:53:01] <Bender> Added quote 45
[10:53:16] <IT_phreak> how did you know i like being grabbed by my neck? it's my fetish
[10:53:24] <crutchy> baconjuice.org is available
[10:53:31] <IT_phreak> LOL >.>
[10:53:41] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 4
[10:53:41] <Bender> Quote 4 - <hax0rz> Hyper: go ahead, whatever your fetish is
[10:54:15] <IT_phreak> yes i talk to myself a lot
[10:54:27] <IT_phreak> jk stop trolling ^^
[10:54:27] <Subsentient> prospectacle: hi
[10:54:28] * FoobarBazbot_ is too slow, really need to put a !grab macro in my irc client
[10:54:37] <crutchy> hi subsentient
[10:54:44] <crutchy> join the madness :-D
[10:54:46] <Subsentient> hi crutchy
[10:54:47] <prospectacle> Hola, subsentient
[10:55:19] <Subsentient> prospectacle: I cannot make SubStrings self hosting anymore, because malloc seems to be necessary for SubStrings.Replace().
[10:56:23] <prospectacle> hmm. can you use an array?
[10:56:52] <Subsentient> prospectacle: The function requires I have support for variable length strings
[10:57:00] <crutchy> memory allocation is overrated
[10:57:08] <crutchy> i use bacon allocation instead
[10:57:17] <Subsentient> crutchy: Not gerbil allocation?
[10:57:31] <crutchy> not enough threads
[10:57:40] <Subsentient> crutchy: Plenty of fur though
[10:57:43] <crutchy> sorry had to be there
[10:58:12] <IT_phreak> bacon will solve the world hunger problem; kill all the pig politicians!
[10:58:19] <prospectacle> Yeah that sounds like a problem
[10:58:21] <crutchy> i have allocated two gerbils in a cage outside
[10:58:25] <crutchy> they run very fast
[10:58:28] <Ingar> IT_phreak: would you eat a politician ?
[10:58:31] <FoobarBazbot_> what is this, animal farm?
[10:58:37] <IT_phreak> Ingar: only if he's made out of a fat
[10:58:46] <crutchy> foobar... no, not enough porn
[10:58:48] <IT_phreak> AFAIK they're 100% FDA USDA approved
[10:59:14] <IT_phreak> only thing made in america is politicans /end discussion
[10:59:27] <IT_phreak> and everything else in china ^^
[10:59:48] <IT_phreak> -moment of silence/clarity-
[10:59:53] <FoobarBazbot_> not true. also lobbyists
[11:00:05] <crutchy> wtf
[11:00:17] <IT_phreak> lol yes, add em too; the relatives of the MPAA/RIAA families
[11:00:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MA Fires CGI for Health Connector Site Failures - http://sylnt.us - same-thing-over-and-over-again-and-expexting-different-results
[11:00:23] <IT_phreak> aka MAFIAA
[11:00:31] <crutchy> type "gir" in a youtube search and sort by view count
[11:00:41] <IT_phreak> lol why
[11:00:54] <crutchy> check out top result
[11:01:17] <crutchy> right up your alley IT_phreak :-P
[11:01:30] <IT_phreak> you don't know my alley ^^
[11:01:52] * crutchy doesn't really want to know IT_phreak's alley
[11:02:02] * Subsentient takes a dump in a random alley
[11:02:05] <FoobarBazbot_> !grab crutchy
[11:02:05] <Bender> Added quote 46
[11:02:12] <FoobarBazbot_> oh fuck
[11:02:20] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i'm into whatever you're into ^^
[11:02:21] <xlefay> crutchy: I think arti ran away screaming after the first "used enough globals" there :p
[11:02:25] <FoobarBazbot_> forgot it doesn't take /me
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[11:02:42] <crutchy> quote--
[11:02:42] <Bender> karma - quote: -1
[11:02:51] <crutchy> err i dunno how to clear a quote
[11:02:57] <xlefay> You can't.
[11:03:06] <FoobarBazbot_> !quote 5
[11:03:06] <Bender> Quote 5 - <soulde> I have friends that are better bots than Bender
[11:03:07] <crutchy> omg i have a permanent record
[11:03:21] <IT_phreak> perma-friendzoned
[11:03:33] <xlefay> !quote hax0rz
[11:03:33] <Bender> Quote 2 - <hax0rz> highlights, gold, they shine
[11:03:37] <Bender> Also in quotes: 4, 8, 12
[11:03:40] <xlefay> !quote 4
[11:03:40] <Bender> Quote 4 - <hax0rz> Hyper: go ahead, whatever your fetish is
[11:03:43] <crutchy> !quote 46
[11:03:43] <Bender> Quote 46 - <crutchy> right up your alley IT_phreak :-P
[11:03:43] <xlefay> hmm...
[11:03:46] <crutchy> lol
[11:03:46] <xlefay> !quote 7
[11:03:46] <Bender> Quote 7 - <NCommander> Dopefish, I handed him a 3k page novel, then told him that was short for one of my posts
[11:03:49] <xlefay> !quote 8
[11:03:49] <Bender> Quote 8 - <hax0rz> in the internet, nobody knows you're a dog; nice try human ^^
[11:03:52] <xlefay> !quote 12
[11:03:52] <Bender> Quote 12 - <hax0rz> arti: will i ever feel any special ^^
[11:03:54] <IT_phreak> omg i should love myself right guys
[11:03:58] <xlefay> woa
[11:04:05] <xlefay> IT_phreak: has some serious fetishes
[11:04:23] <crutchy> foobar has a macro for listing quotes yeh?
[11:04:35] <crutchy> complete with globalised objects :-P
[11:04:50] <xlefay> oh god, will the globals ever end crutchy :P
[11:05:09] <Subsentient> prospectacle: What other string processing functions do you want?
[11:05:27] <IT_phreak> Subsentient: a function that processes strings quickly as possible
[11:05:32] <IT_phreak> j/k
[11:05:45] * Subsentient chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at IT_phreak
[11:05:59] <IT_phreak> lol you've never been trolled seems like xD
[11:06:07] <IT_phreak> haha thanks, i love burritos under the couch
[11:06:10] * Subsentient chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at IT_phreak
[11:06:20] <IT_phreak> or even cooch if that's your style
[11:06:33] <Subsentient> Eew.
[11:06:48] <IT_phreak> i got so many styles i don't think im sane >.>
[11:06:51] <crutchy> xlefay: we need something to cop our shit :-P
[11:07:09] <Subsentient> Sanity is for the unimaginative.
[11:07:13] <crutchy> if not globals then what? i wouldn't dare diss bacon so that's off the table
[11:07:17] <xlefay> hey whatever globalizes your boat ;-)
[11:07:21] <crutchy> lol
[11:07:25] <IT_phreak> xlefay: okay, was that a bad trolling or a good one; be my guest ^^
[11:07:28] <prospectacle> Subsentient: I guess you could make it configurable. Either to use malloc, or to have a maximum string size for "replace" and then just allocate that much every time. Or something like this. Not very neat, I guess.
[11:07:35] <crutchy> i do tend to objectify globals too much
[11:07:38] <xlefay> IT_phreak: I honestly don't give much of a global
[11:07:53] <xlefay> crutchy: I wouldn't have globalized ;-)
[11:07:54] <IT_phreak> xlefay: WELL i love universe so ^^ whatev
[11:07:55] <crutchy> but at least i don't goto them
[11:08:04] <Subsentient> suck my pointer.
[11:08:07] <xlefay> !grab crutchy
[11:08:07] <Bender> Added quote 47
[11:08:14] <xlefay> let's get that on record shall we
[11:08:20] <crutchy> bash my cat
[11:08:45] <IT_phreak> bash my cat into pieces so i can understand ^^
[11:08:52] * crutchy 's shell vobabulary is lacking
[11:08:53] * SedBot chucks a nasty, rotten burro at IT_phreak
[11:08:58] * Subsentient chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at IT_phreak
[11:09:16] <IT_phreak> omg i should learn PHP and build the next XKCD
[11:09:30] <IT_phreak> you'd love me >.> like nothing haha
[11:09:40] <crutchy> echo "XKCD";
[11:09:45] <IT_phreak> ahh what's wrong with me ^^
[11:09:46] <xlefay> IT_phreak: please not another noob to give us a bad name!
[11:10:02] <crutchy> ahh what's wrong with me... forgot opening/closing tags
[11:10:05] <IT_phreak> xlefay: you mean an apprehensive noob ^^
[11:10:11] <crutchy> <?php echo "XKCD"; ?>
[11:10:16] <xlefay> crutchy: heh... one simply doesn't close tags.
[11:10:38] <crutchy> none of that shortened opening tag shit
[11:10:56] <crutchy> we finalize them?
[11:11:01] <crutchy> with dignity
[11:11:07] <xlefay> crutchy: actually, php 5.4 has <?= $whatever; ?> enabled by default. (which can't be disabled)
[11:11:20] <xlefay> but <? ?> == fugly
[11:12:02] * FoobarBazbot_ needs sleep
[11:12:05] <FoobarBazbot_> goodnight
[11:12:08] <crutchy> is that the one that defecates the old mysql_* api good and proper?
[11:12:09] <IT_phreak> i think cloud security will be the next "adobe flash" fiasco
[11:12:11] <xlefay> as far as closing tags... never unless <?= $whatever; ?> situation. don't want no fugly whitespace messing up my headers ;-)
[11:12:14] <IT_phreak> due to application security issues
[11:12:15] <xlefay> gnight FoobarBazbot_
[11:12:20] <IT_phreak> too many holes to be fucked
[11:12:21] <crutchy> night foobarbazbot
[11:12:24] <IT_phreak> gnight bby
[11:12:26] <xlefay> crutchy: people still use MySQL?!
[11:12:43] <crutchy> i'm migrating to pdo, but i'm slow
[11:12:45] <xlefay> at the very least they should use mysqli_ or better yet, PDO....
[11:13:07] <IT_phreak> mysql.... as old as winxp?
[11:13:13] <xlefay> .....
[11:13:33] <xlefay> the PHP mysql_'s extension is made for MySQL 4.smth... we're currently at 5.6 I believe?
[11:13:47] <crutchy> i had a debian testing box that i tried my work app on that had php 5.4
[11:13:49] * xlefay notes he prefers PostgreSQL.
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[11:14:00] <crutchy> i think the <?php tag worked fine
[11:14:04] <prospectacle> also for small/medium apps: sqlite
[11:14:08] <crutchy> don't remember having problems there
[11:14:11] <xlefay> heh.... <?php always works nice......
[11:14:35] <crutchy> apache2 had that new vhost confiuration brainfart
[11:15:00] <crutchy> got new vhost confs ready for that when it comes to stable
[11:15:02] <xlefay> prospectacle: heh... how do you figure that?
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[11:15:30] <IT_phreak> crutchy: gir_porn, doggie style
[11:15:52] <xlefay> a simple todo app? Sure, I'd use sqlite for that.. any other one person app? Sure.. sqlite, more than that? I'd prefer PostgreSQL. You never know when stuff grows, best to be prepared.
[11:16:00] <crutchy> anyone else using apache 2.4?
[11:16:03] <xlefay> yea
[11:16:04] <ramn> suggestion: include the article or a summary in the RSS feed. Now, it is only the heading
[11:16:22] <prospectacle> xlefay, well if you've only got a handful of users (or it's just for yourself), sqlite is fast, no server, flexible, easy, built in.
[11:16:29] <xlefay> ramn: yep it's been suggested a few thousand times fairly sure it's on the to do list, not sure about the priority though.
[11:16:30] <crutchy> with "Require all denied" instead of "Deny from all"
[11:16:30] <prospectacle> Backup as simple as copy+paste
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[11:16:46] <xlefay> crutchy: I remember something like that.
[11:17:20] <xlefay> prospectacle: it really depends on your preference I guess. I've got PostgreSQL running anyway so might as well use that with replication and crap.
[11:17:41] <prospectacle> makes sense
[11:17:59] * xlefay notes for whatever reason I still have MySQL running..
[11:18:20] <xlefay> I would love to turn that off but I'm fairly sure others on my system are using it
[11:18:37] <prospectacle> for small things, sqlite has some benefits, like you can move it to a new comptuer with no setup, cause it's just a file.
[11:19:08] <xlefay> I like sqlite for it's simplicity, it's neat
[11:19:09] * crutchy would like to someday migrate to postgresql but needs to finish migrating mysql_* to pdo first
[11:19:30] <xlefay> crutchy: just don't... just migrate it to mysqli_ and use prepared statements.
[11:19:42] <prospectacle> s/comptuer/comuptre/
[11:19:42] <SedBot> <prospectacle> for small things, sqlite has some benefits, like you can move it to a new comuptre with no setup, cause it's just a file.
[11:19:43] <xlefay> It's good enough and will save you a ton of time
[11:19:46] <crutchy> i'm using prepared statements with pdo
[11:20:01] <crutchy> i'm halfway there
[11:20:04] <xlefay> just letting you know mysqli_ supports it too
[11:20:12] <xlefay> aah well, no point in turning back now then
[11:20:35] <crutchy> refactoring i finished on the weekend made a big chunk of nasty a bit easier to manage
[11:20:50] <crutchy> has lots of sql queries
[11:21:32] <crutchy> i don't mind how pdo does prepared statements
[11:21:44] <xlefay> If you do migrate to PostgreSQL, you'll probably dislike what a bitch it can be
[11:22:00] <xlefay> misusing ' or "'s? It'll bite yo globals off
[11:22:19] <crutchy> pdo is a bit like that anyway i found
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[11:22:21] <prospectacle> postresql seems to be very popular among serious db users. What are the main benefits i has over mysql in your opinion?
[11:22:31] <prospectacle> Is it faster?
[11:22:41] <MrBluze> its somehow 'better'
[11:22:58] <crutchy> put quotes around your placeholders and it chucks a wobbly
[11:23:10] <prospectacle> well, i do like things which are better
[11:23:13] <MrBluze> like a ford is better than a holden
[11:23:17] <MrBluze> or is it the other way around
[11:23:34] <crutchy> haha good ol' Found On Rubbish Dumps
[11:23:39] <prospectacle> lol
[11:23:54] <xlefay> crutchy: you shouldn't be using quotes around placeholders... e.g. WHERE something = :placeholder etc..
[11:24:10] <crutchy> yeah i know but apparently it's a common trap
[11:24:15] <xlefay> PDO will take care of the quotes and crap for you, iirc. It's been a while since I last coded directly against PDO.
[11:24:20] <xlefay> ooh that it is
[11:24:22] <crutchy> kinda looks weird without quotes
[11:24:35] <MrBluze> crutchy: .. as opposed to found burnt out in the bush ...
[11:24:36] <xlefay> Be glad though... it'll help you if you ever migrate over to another DB.
[11:24:53] <crutchy> that's why i chose pdo
[11:25:09] <crutchy> i was just a bit slow on the uptake
[11:25:25] <xlefay> prospectacle: best to look on the internetz for proper reasons.. I tend to try and stay out of those convo's because at some point it'll just turn into a "MySQL vs. PSQL vs. some other weird DB, incl. noSQL's"
[11:25:45] <crutchy> MariaDB++
[11:25:46] <Bender> karma - mariadb: 1
[11:25:48] <MrBluze> yeah
[11:25:49] <xlefay> heh....
[11:25:53] <MrBluze> tbh, it's horses for courses
[11:26:03] * xlefay tries to refrain from replying on that 'mariadb' crap I just saw.
[11:26:07] <crutchy> oracle--
[11:26:07] <Bender> karma - oracle: -1
[11:26:09] <MrBluze> if your service provider gives u a LAMP ... then u have mysql, and it's all good
[11:26:16] <prospectacle> xlefay, yeah software religious debates: lots of heat and very little light
[11:26:18] <crutchy> lol
[11:26:28] <crutchy> what's no good about maria xlefay?
[11:26:30] <xlefay> prospectacle: :)
[11:26:32] <MrBluze> but if u can install your own, then u choose one that does what u want, and use it ..
[11:26:40] <MrBluze> they all exist because they have niches that they fit into best
[11:26:42] <xlefay> crutchy: besides it's pretty much MySQL with a diff license and crap?
[11:26:44] * crutchy not looked into it that much tbh
[11:26:52] <crutchy> yeah
[11:26:54] <xlefay> that's it.
[11:26:57] <crutchy> oracle-free :-)
[11:26:59] <xlefay> MrBluze: LAPP.
[11:27:02] * MrBluze uses SQLite
[11:27:06] <prospectacle> Microsoft jet is the best!!!!!!!
[11:27:09] <MrBluze> lol
[11:27:12] <xlefay> Of course you do.. always the inbetweener aren't you, MrBluze?
[11:27:12] <prospectacle> everyone else is just trying to catch up
[11:27:14] <crutchy> jet ftw
[11:27:21] <IT_phreak> the type of private jet where you can run a LAN party
[11:27:28] <IT_phreak> holy shit, only a matter of time
[11:27:31] <xlefay> hush
[11:27:32] <crutchy> max 255 connections ftw!
[11:27:47] <xlefay> I did read something awesome about a MicroSoft project the other day
[11:27:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: and have women on your lap
[11:27:51] <prospectacle> 255 is more than enough for anybody
[11:27:56] <crutchy> lol
[11:28:03] <IT_phreak> 255 is too many for an orgy
[11:28:06] <xlefay> anyone know that website where you can check if your passwords been compromised in a hack?
[11:28:21] <xlefay> IT_phreak: heh, wth are you getting me involved in?
[11:28:26] <crutchy> bash's IT_phreak's cat
[11:28:30] <IT_phreak> lmao
[11:28:59] <xlefay> anyone know that website where you can check if your passwords been compromised in a hack? <--- anywya that website uses some MicroSoft product for those lookups and it's damn fast (or so I read...)
[11:29:09] <xlefay> s/wya/way/
[11:29:10] <SedBot> <xlefay> anyone know that website where you can check if your passwords been compromised in a hack? <--- anyway that website uses some MicroSoft product for those lookups and it's damn fast (or so I read...)
[11:29:20] <crutchy> nsa.gov
[11:29:23] <IT_phreak> can't bash cat with 9 lives what
[11:30:05] <crutchy> Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at nsa.gov.
[11:30:06] <IT_phreak> crutchy: this; or just ask snowden lol
[11:30:15] <crutchy> lol
[11:30:31] <MrBluze> xlefay: .. there are a few
[11:30:41] <xlefay> aah: https://haveibeenpwned.com that's the one I meant
[11:30:45] <MrBluze> yes
[11:31:43] <IT_phreak> haveilostvirginity.yet
[11:32:14] <IT_phreak> xlefay: cool, we'll see
[11:32:36] <xlefay> http://www.troyhunt.com
[11:32:40] <crutchy> www.gimmeyourpasswordcosyoucantrustme.xxx
[11:33:05] <xlefay> heh.. you guys are strange
[11:33:11] <xlefay> anyway, MrBluze check that link ;-)
[11:33:22] <xlefay> http://www.troyhunt.com <-- this one, not the weird goatse ones
[11:33:37] <crutchy> lmao
[11:34:27] <crutchy> yeah i definitely see the problem with your pwnage... see there's your problem... you're running azure
[11:34:45] <crutchy> w32/azure
[11:35:19] <MrBluze> wow yeah
[11:36:10] * xlefay notes he hadn't even heard of "Azure" before I read that post.
[11:36:51] <MrBluze> i heard of it
[11:36:58] <xlefay> well.. I probably had, just didn't care to remember
[11:37:01] <MrBluze> but at work i got them to give us filemaker pro
[11:37:17] <MrBluze> filemaker server .. as klunky as that is, it's better than anything MS makes
[11:37:18] <crutchy> it's microsoft pretending to be "zen" :-P
[11:37:46] <prospectacle> well I got to go, peace all.
[11:38:08] <crutchy> s/z/z/
[11:38:09] <xlefay> prospectacle: tc
[11:38:11] <MrBluze> yeah ms try hards
[11:38:16] <MrBluze> seeya prospectacle have a good one
[11:38:16] <crutchy> s/z/x/
[11:38:16] <SedBot> <crutchy> it's microsoft pretending to be "xen" :-P
[11:38:28] <crutchy> fuck my brain is being retarded
[11:38:45] <IT_phreak> ah fuck me, finally losing my virginity
[11:38:52] <xlefay> To be honest, Microsoft's Windows 8 and all sucks. Windows 7 was surprisingly usable, as for other products, they are somewhat improving here and there.
[11:39:11] <IT_phreak> xlefay: isn't windows free version coming? let's see if they open-source it or not
[11:39:19] <IT_phreak> ReactOS comes to my mind speaking of binary OS
[11:39:33] <crutchy> binary OS's are overrated
[11:39:34] <xlefay> IT_phreak: Free isn't by definition "open source"
[11:39:39] <crutchy> mine runs on spaghetti
[11:39:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: yes i didn't; perhaps you should re-read my sentence.
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[11:40:11] <IT_phreak> what i'm saying is comparing to apple; you get free upgrades to OS but it's close-sourced
[11:40:15] <xlefay> IT_phreak: perhaps you should re-read mine, I never said you didn't.
[11:40:18] <IT_phreak> comprende? business as usual
[11:40:41] <xlefay> crutchy: slackware then?
[11:40:44] <crutchy> i never said bill gates shoved an apple up his unix
[11:41:02] <crutchy> lol.... that's the OS that my brain runs
[11:41:04] <xlefay> crutchy: doesn't that go without saying?
[11:41:13] <xlefay> about Bill..
[11:41:21] <IT_phreak> bill nye > bill gates
[11:41:31] <crutchy> oh yeah i guess it's pretty obvious
[11:41:32] <IT_phreak> now put your money
[11:41:37] <IT_phreak> where it belongs
[11:41:38] <MrBluze> i like windows 7
[11:41:41] <crutchy> he has zpplixitis
[11:41:49] <xlefay> MrBluze: same, it is a decent OS
[11:41:50] <crutchy> s/z/a/
[11:41:50] <SedBot> <crutchy> he has applixitis
[11:41:52] <MrBluze> not as much as linux, but its ok .. it's xp with polish
[11:42:18] <xlefay> MrBluze: that goes without saying but it's definitely far more than XP
[11:42:33] <IT_phreak> serious question; if Mr. Torvalds get paid to do open-source projects, how do other developers survive?
[11:42:39] <crutchy> astrix and obelix use lunix
[11:42:40] <xlefay> Windows 7 is fairly solid; it's fast, etc...
[11:42:40] <MrBluze> yeah
[11:43:09] <MrBluze> IT_phreak: .. they do it for fun, for better resume/CV, and some are paid to produce stuff to support their work's needs
[11:43:15] <crutchy> IT_phreak: they're just code sluts
[11:43:25] <IT_phreak> crutchy: aren't code sluts all sexy
[11:43:27] <xlefay> (plus, it cut the amount of support I give to friends and family in half! - so I'm all for Windows 7!)
[11:43:30] <IT_phreak> MrBluze: I see, incentives / pimps
[11:44:06] * MrBluze nods
[11:44:07] <MrBluze> but it works
[11:44:19] <what-if-i> ya 13, IT_phreak?
[11:44:19] <IT_phreak> i was just thinking of others who can pull that off with no money >.> amazing.
[11:44:37] <IT_phreak> what-if-i: /r/im13andwhatisthis
[11:44:38] <MrBluze> if u apply for a job, and u say "oh, and I am a kernel developer working on a new file system" .. is that a leg up or what
[11:44:48] <xlefay> MrBluze: really depends ;-)
[11:45:10] <IT_phreak> yes, i get the point: kernel dev can own a kid fresh off with bachelor's
[11:45:49] <IT_phreak> fresh off of*
[11:46:00] <MrBluze> yep, and gets u some extra bacon probably too
[11:46:13] <MrBluze> to go with your personal coffee machine
[11:46:19] <IT_phreak> next discussion: who has the best bacon?
[11:46:45] <MrBluze> we do :)
[11:46:53] <MrBluze> only we haven't decided to tell anyone yet
[11:47:07] <xlefay> kobach
[11:47:20] <xlefay> He's the baconman
[11:47:42] <MrBluze> thats a very interesting website, xlefay - the one about azure
[11:47:59] <IT_phreak> azure vs hackers, let's do this
[11:48:12] <xlefay> MrBluze: that's the guy who made the pwn website, he's using that to power the search and crap
[11:48:24] <IT_phreak> hackers initiate redbull into their systems: azure's turn
[11:48:27] <xlefay> man I'm tired... I think imma go before this azure vs. hackers crap starts
[11:48:44] <IT_phreak> lmao i never sleep b/c sleep is the cousin of death ;D
[11:49:04] <crutchy> lol me tired too xlefay
[11:49:18] <xlefay> Well... IT_phreak, not sleeping ever is kinda self defeating too....
[11:49:32] <crutchy> sleep good
[11:49:34] <IT_phreak> xlefay: caffeine likes to have a word with you....... privately
[11:49:37] <xlefay> crutchy: yep me too, 48 hrs, 6 hours of sleep total -.-
[11:49:46] <crutchy> that sux
[11:49:50] <IT_phreak> xlefay: lol 42/6 that's my diet lol
[11:49:59] * xlefay sighs
[11:50:11] <IT_phreak> every sigh = every sip of that coffee ;D
[11:50:18] <xlefay> IT_phreak: what do you want from me?
[11:50:30] <crutchy> !disable trollmode(IT_phreak)
[11:50:30] <Bender> choose one of: chan-disable, plug-disable, markov-disable, urlinfo-disable, fleet-disable
[11:50:39] <crutchy> ??
[11:50:47] <IT_phreak> lol i love coffee, nothing ^^ gnight
[11:50:52] <xlefay> ignore that crutchy ;)
[11:51:02] <xlefay> I wonder if you can !plug-disable karma
[11:51:04] <xlefay> hmm
[11:51:30] <xlefay> try it?
[11:51:34] <IT_phreak> commands: plug-dick, receive-oral, call-the-cops
[11:51:39] <crutchy> why not
[11:51:57] <crutchy> my attempt clearly didn't work :-P
[11:52:22] <xlefay> crutchy: could you write that command: !plug-disable karma
[11:52:36] <xlefay> I'm curious if you can shut it off or not.. since you could trigger the help
[11:52:39] <crutchy> will NC hurt me?
[11:52:48] <xlefay> NC's not in control of that bot
[11:52:50] <crutchy> !plug-disable karma
[11:52:54] <IT_phreak> xlefay++
[11:52:54] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 45
[11:52:55] <IT_phreak> crutchy++
[11:52:55] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 37
[11:52:57] <crutchy> nope
[11:53:09] <xlefay> too bad...
[11:53:20] <IT_phreak> lol didn't mean to interrupt ;D
[11:53:32] <xlefay> !grab IT_phreak
[11:53:32] <Bender> Added quote 48
[11:53:42] <xlefay> Thanks for trying ;-)
[11:53:54] <IT_phreak> yes, you're welcome; you've failed
[11:53:58] <xlefay> btw before I go, MrBluze, so how about that backend for SN?
[11:54:17] <MrBluze> xlefay: u mean webirc?
[11:54:18] <crutchy> you don't interrupt IT_phreak... you just poll :-P
[11:54:23] <xlefay> MrBluze: azure ;-)
[11:54:27] <MrBluze> oh
[11:54:29] <MrBluze> lol!
[11:54:30] <xlefay> I'm sure all the unix guys on SN would love that!
[11:54:38] <MrBluze> that kind of backend is like goatse
[11:54:46] <MrBluze> ... no points if u can spot the hole
[11:55:00] <xlefay> oh.. that's too bad
[11:55:02] <xlefay> errr... wait
[11:55:02] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i poll yall... i suppose yall love me? ;D
[11:55:09] <xlefay> No.
[11:55:12] <what-if-i> nah
[11:55:19] <MrBluze> we'd do well if we went foss
[11:55:21] <IT_phreak> MrBluze: i spotted the hole; it's a goatse! ;D
[11:55:28] <MrBluze> lol
[11:55:32] <MrBluze> azuretse
[11:55:33] <crutchy> i think we've created a pipe around IT_phreak
[11:55:33] <IT_phreak> give me that burrito hard, uhhh
[11:55:58] <xlefay> heh..
[11:56:00] <IT_phreak> my stupidity > all of your programming skills
[11:56:04] <IT_phreak> just kidding. w/e
[11:56:15] <xlefay> IT_phreak: you truly are one of the weirdest peoples I've ever met on IRC
[11:56:23] <IT_phreak> yes. my gf loves me too ;D
[11:56:31] <IT_phreak> funny how it goes.
[11:56:39] <crutchy> goat fuck
[11:56:53] <IT_phreak> crutchy: need that reddit gif of goat licking
[11:56:53] <xlefay> Hate to break it, goatse isn't anyone's girlfriend.
[11:57:10] <crutchy> it's just a big hole in my screen
[11:57:11] <MrBluze> nah it's their boyfriend
[11:57:18] <xlefay> "their" rorfl
[11:57:29] <xlefay> crutchy: I'll refrain from asking how that came to be
[11:57:52] <IT_phreak> xlefay: how it came? sex duh
[11:58:03] <xlefay> holes in one's screen?
[11:58:04] <IT_phreak> was that even a suggestion ;D
[11:58:08] <IT_phreak> lol holes
[11:58:12] <xlefay> heh...
[11:58:34] <MrBluze> if u drill a hole in an lcd screen, does it keep working?
[11:58:43] <crutchy> nah it turns to shit
[11:58:43] <xlefay> Yes, everyone... sex is the reason for holes in screens!
[11:58:55] <xlefay> ^ another episode of IT_phreak's TV show.
[11:59:02] <IT_phreak> crutchy: i like pipes. let's lit that weed
[11:59:15] <crutchy> oblig: http://goat.cx
[11:59:27] <IT_phreak> xlefay: got sick of porn so we started fucking screens
[11:59:35] <IT_phreak> who's next? i mean what xD
[11:59:44] <xlefay> my god, this is turning way to weird
[11:59:53] <crutchy> did you check out the youtube search i suggested IT_phreak?
[12:00:07] <IT_phreak> yes i did; i have a suggestion for you too
[12:00:16] <IT_phreak> turtles mating
[12:00:24] <crutchy> what did you think of the top result :-P
[12:00:46] <IT_phreak> virgins like to run away during sex
[12:01:38] <IT_phreak> they had too much bacon fyi
[12:01:54] <MrBluze> gentle reminder: this channel should be sfw
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[12:02:19] <MrBluze> make sure u think before linking to stuff that can get an observer into trouble with his/her boss
[12:02:45] <xlefay> or someone's kid seeing it.. (I do recall a few kids running around here..)
[12:02:49] <IT_phreak> oh, i won't link; my imagination will blow your mind like an oral session
[12:03:06] <xlefay> /join ##
[12:03:08] <crutchy> sorry mrbluze/xlefay... you're right about that
[12:03:11] <xlefay> if you really want to talk about that sorta stuff
[12:03:15] <MrBluze> :) its no prob
[12:03:22] <IT_phreak> lol i'll just make my sentences complex for people to read ;D
[12:03:23] <MrBluze> just doin my job make sure it stays on track
[12:03:36] <IT_phreak> programmer style ftw
[12:03:51] <xlefay> IT_phreak: /join ## - go there, and talk about that sorta stuff however long you want
[12:03:58] <crutchy> IT_phreak needs to stop feeding my inner troll :-P
[12:04:08] <IT_phreak> lol "subconscious"
[12:04:08] <MrBluze> if u go to ## - u can go crazy about goatse if u please
[12:04:20] <IT_phreak> i didn't link the goatse; you guys are mean :/
[12:04:29] <crutchy> my bad
[12:04:41] <IT_phreak> i'll just say exposed intestines; see, it takes time for you to read that
[12:04:42] <xlefay> mean? We're simply suggesting you join another channel where you're free to speak whatever you want ;)
[12:04:58] <IT_phreak> i'm giving you examples; i hope it's relevant
[12:05:08] <crutchy> with loggie the friendly chat partner :-)
[12:05:18] <MrBluze> lol crutchy
[12:05:20] <IT_phreak> xlefay: how do i know it's not a trap ;D
[12:05:27] <xlefay> IT_phreak: honestly, it isn't.
[12:05:30] <MrBluze> like the recent article about MOD
[12:05:39] <xlefay> If it is, I will give you IRCop powers to /kill me all day long.
[12:05:45] <xlefay> See, it isn't a trap.
[12:05:54] <crutchy> IT_phreak: it's a trap full of all sorts of taboo things
[12:06:03] <crutchy> you wouldn't like it
[12:06:11] <crutchy> disgusting place
[12:06:45] <IT_phreak> pg13mode /on
[12:07:10] <crutchy> IT_phreak: if you go to #goatse you will be .op straight away!
[12:07:33] <IT_phreak> i'll settle for #taboo if that's cool
[12:07:51] <xlefay> 'nuff with the goatse references here. Go to ## and talk about it there.
[12:08:15] <crutchy> sorry xlefay. no more
[12:08:26] <xlefay> Thank you, appreciate it.
[12:11:26] <IT_phreak> flame war /imminent
[12:15:44] <Popeidol> 'flame war' isn't nearly as dramatic as it sounds
[12:16:36] <Popeidol> if you went to see a movie called Flame War, you'd expect WW1 reimagined in a world where flamethrowers are the only weapon
[12:16:50] <Popeidol> or maybe something about dragons
[12:17:22] <Popeidol> somebody on a forum typing furiously wouldn't pack quite the same punch on the big screen.
[12:21:32] <MrBluze> depends if u shake the camera and play dramatic music, it might stil sell tickets, Popeidol
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[13:50:28] <weeds> Good Morning
[13:50:40] <xlefay> weeds++ yooo ;)
[13:50:41] <Bender> karma - weeds: 4
[13:50:50] <xlefay> kudos btw for your replies on certain posts ;)
[13:50:58] <xlefay> You were spot on! How are you good sir?
[13:52:58] <weeds> Thank you. I was beginning to think I was going a bit too far with that nonsense, but I gave it one more. He's had his time.
[13:53:18] <weeds> I'm doing fine this AM. How about you?
[13:53:37] <xlefay> We've been staying out of it, exactly for the reasons you've mentioned. I'm fine also, tired, it's almost 2 PM here :p
[13:54:41] <weeds> Ha! I'm always a little leery of saying "Good Morning", but it is morning here. :)
[13:55:24] <xlefay> I trying to maintain UGT (universal greeting time) myself again, quite difficult :P, meaning it's morning when you come in, night when you leave. ;)
[13:56:07] <weeds> I'm in the Eastern time zone, where are you?
[13:56:25] <xlefay> Timezone: Central European Time
[13:56:36] <xlefay> Netherlands =)
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[14:09:22] * weeds is on a conference call ye ha!
[14:10:06] <xlefay> hehe gl ;)
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[14:28:56] <IT_phreak> ahh -_- fell asleep b/c crash of caffeine
[14:29:02] <IT_phreak> it made me things lmao sup
[14:31:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Brief History of Analog Targeting Systems - http://sylnt.us - Surigao-Strait
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[14:42:06] <TME520> Good (ugt) morning
[14:42:13] <xlefay> Good morning ;-)
[14:42:26] <weeds> good morning
[14:56:24] <dcosnet> http://act.credoaction.com
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[15:04:00] <weeds> Is such spamming normally tolerated?
[15:06:22] <TME520> Well, it's about SOPA, it seems acceptable to me.
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[15:11:00] <weeds> OK - I would think a comment might be in order. I have to learn what is considered good manners on IRC.
[15:14:02] <TME520> @weeds : I agree with you, a comment would have been nice. Just dropping a link there without a word is either a call for comment or i-don't-care-ness
[15:18:05] <dcosnet> o hi there!
[15:18:10] <weeds> TME520: A little validation to go with my coffee.
[15:18:11] * dcosnet walks back out
[15:27:09] <TME520> @weeds : ;-)
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[15:43:02] <IT_phreak> i always just drop by and say "hi" lol
[15:43:19] <IT_phreak> xlefay gives me a stare but i like stares though ;D
[15:43:32] <IT_phreak> boom shakalaka >.>
[15:43:52] <xlefay> ?
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[17:54:02] <weedsafk> nick weeds
[17:54:04] <weedsafk> oops
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[17:54:18] <arti> heh
[17:54:23] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> >.>
[17:54:30] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> don't touch the red button
[17:54:44] <mrcoolbp> yeah I'm pretty sure there's a warning about that....
[17:55:02] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> except everyone presses the red button lol
[17:55:12] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> so much for the color red for "warning" ;D
[17:55:35] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> too fancy imo
[17:55:37] <GungnirSniper> 13 OK, Code Pink then.
[17:56:05] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> GungnirSniper: sure, if that gets people to stop pressing buttons lol
[17:57:23] <arti> people are curious
[17:57:51] <IT_phreak_trollmode_off> arti: Nah. (sarcasm applied)
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[19:56:37] <weeds> Cyprus: Do you know how to harass now that you've been trained?
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[20:06:06] <Cyprus> aparently
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[20:07:50] <FoobarBazbot> !quote IT_phreak
[20:07:50] <Bender> Quote 42 - <IT_phreak> 'experience, or skills, or blowing dicks? you choose'
[20:07:54] <Bender> Also in quotes: 43, 44, 45, 46, 48
[20:08:50] <xlefay> FoobarBazbot: well... IT_phreak certainly knows where he puts his mouth.
[20:09:28] <IT_phreak> well you have a choice T_T
[20:09:40] <IT_phreak> that was the point: weigh your options ;D
[20:09:55] <xlefay> ;-)
[20:10:12] <IT_phreak> yes i hate you too
[20:10:24] <IT_phreak> (half true - half sarcastic)
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[20:57:05] <MrBluze> good time to get out of the stock market
[21:00:11] <weeds> +MrBluze: What makes you say that?
[21:03:16] <MrBluze> weeds: russia is pulling out of the USD
[21:03:33] <arti> all 200billion?
[21:03:56] <MrBluze> all its US treasuries etc, and i suppose after that no longer doing USD for its resources
[21:04:33] <arti> the painful slap will come from the EU
[21:04:43] <MrBluze> yes
[21:04:56] <MrBluze> but basically it's all escalating
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[21:05:13] <arti> spetznas arrested
[21:05:58] <MrBluze> won't be long now
[21:06:21] <weeds> US must give in?
[21:06:23] <NezSez> hey, mrbluze, how do i know you ain't onna dem bots!?
[21:07:26] * NezSez notes delayed response from suspect
[21:10:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Most Addictive Game Since Tetris Released - http://sylnt.us - I-was-wondering-what-to-do-next
[21:11:40] <mattie_p> MrBluze: source?
[21:13:28] <MrBluze> lol
[21:13:44] <weeds> mattie_p: Do you and NCommander have soylent email addresses that you let out?
[21:13:50] <MrBluze> not as reliable as reuters but
[21:13:55] <mattie_p> mattie_p@soylentnews.org
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[21:14:38] <weeds> same for NC?
[21:14:45] <mattie_p> I can pass on anything to NCommander until he reveals his address. it used to be dev@SN, but not sure if that is still him, frankly
[21:14:55] <mattie_p> we've been in flux, weeds
[21:15:05] <mattie_p> not sure if you noticed :D
[21:15:14] <weeds> That's fine. I'm sure you would love to get lots of email
[21:15:44] <weeds> fer reals?
[21:17:10] <mattie_p> you can send to dev@, if it doesn't get there then I'll forward
[21:18:05] <mattie_p> I've just been informed dev@doesn't go to NCommander any more
[21:18:15] <weeds> Do you read Hacker News https://news.ycombinator.com
[21:18:23] <weeds> OK
[21:18:52] <mattie_p> I've been known to frequent it, but recently I haven't had the time
[21:19:50] <MrBluze> http://investmentwatchblog.com
[21:20:11] <MrBluze> http://xrepublic.tv
[21:20:29] <MrBluze> http://xrepublic.tv
[21:20:33] <MrBluze> ok i gtg work
[21:20:35] <MrBluze> see u all
[21:20:38] <mattie_p> gotta run folks, back later as well
[21:20:59] <MrBluze> warning - not completely reliable, but early news is usually from half baked sources
[21:22:46] <weeds> +mattie_p: Have you seen his posting about the startup and such? I think there is some advice that we might benefit from.
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[21:28:42] <NezSez> Did something happen to NC???
[21:29:35] <paulej72> dev@sn goes to me now
[21:30:25] <weeds> +paulej72: I just wanted to pass this on. I think it's worth a read. http://www.paulgraham.com
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[21:30:50] <paulej72> NezSez: nothing has happened to NCommander right now he is getting over a 12 hour jet lag and is trying to stay awake until normal bed time.
[21:38:16] <paulej72> weeds: and I thought NCommander wrote a lot. Nice article though.
[21:49:24] <weeds> paulej72: Pass it around if you don't mind. I think the insights are good.
[21:57:06] <janrinok> I've had enough for today! This is rapidly becoming a chore and not at all enjoyable. cu tomorrow.
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[22:06:34] <crutchy> morning soylent
[22:07:23] <paulej72> crutch it is dinner time, please reset yo clock :)
[22:07:42] <paulej72> s/yo/your/
[22:07:42] <SedBot> <paulej72> crutch it is dinner time, please reset your clock :)
[22:08:21] <paulej72> crutchy: ^
[22:12:04] * crutchy spins earth faster to catch up :-P
[22:12:21] <crutchy> or is that slow down
[22:12:22] <crutchy> ?
[22:12:47] <paulej72> do both at the same time
[22:13:56] <paulej72> well it is time for me to leave work be back soon
[22:14:26] * crutchy about to leave for work
[22:14:36] <crutchy> cya paulej
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