#fite | Logs for 2024-11-26

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[00:19:41] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[00:19:42] <MrPlow> 1. c​hromas (Level 2) - 4Dead - K:1 D:1
[00:19:43] <MrPlow> 2. r​oot (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[00:19:44] <MrPlow> 3. M​rPlow (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:19:45] <MrPlow> 4. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:19:46] <MrPlow> 5. k​olie (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:1 D:2
[00:19:47] <MrPlow> 6. S​SLbits (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:19:54] <kolie> #fitectl schedule
[00:19:54] <MrPlow> kolie: Next reset in 21 hours and 2 minutes, next announcement in 0 hours and 59 minutes.
[00:19:56] <kolie> #fitectl status
[00:19:56] <MrPlow> kolie: kolie level: 1, hp: -2/11, weapon: 'rusty tire-iron', armor: 'trojan max', kills: 1, deaths: 2
[00:42:58] -!- systemd [systemd!~systemd@50.54.nrl.yto] has joined #fite
[00:42:58] <MrPlow> Welcome systemd! You have been added to the game.
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[00:42:58] -!- systemd [systemd!~systemd@pid1] has joined #fite
[00:42:58] -!- mode/#fite [+o systemd] by root
[00:45:36] <kolie> #fitectl status
[00:45:36] <MrPlow> kolie: kolie level: 1, hp: -2/11, weapon: 'rusty tire-iron', armor: 'trojan max', kills: 1, deaths: 2
[00:47:36] <chromas> negative hp
[00:47:39] <chromas> Zombie alert!
[00:47:44] <chromas> #fite Loggie
[00:47:44] <MrPlow> chromas, how can you participate when you're not active? Try again tomorrow.
[00:47:44] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations systemd! You've moved up to position 7 on the leaderboard!
[00:47:45] <kolie> nah he dead jim
[00:47:51] <chromas> #fite root
[00:47:51] <MrPlow> chromas, how can you participate when you're not active? Try again tomorrow.
[00:47:58] <chromas> #fitectl status
[00:47:58] <MrPlow> chromas: chromas level: 2, hp: 0/12, weapon: 'fists', armor: 'clothes', kills: 1, deaths: 1
[00:48:11] <chromas> I'm active. For shame, MrPlow
[00:48:12] <kolie> Your dead dont u see the leader board
[00:48:25] <chromas> oh whoops I saw the 2 and though it was hp
[00:48:30] <chromas> #fitectl scoreboard
[00:48:34] <chromas> #fitectl leaderboard
[00:48:36] <kolie> ill add that as a command
[00:48:39] <kolie> he posts it every hour
[00:48:42] <chromas> oh I gotta scroll up
[00:48:42] <kolie> #fitectl schedule
[00:48:42] <MrPlow> kolie: Next reset in 20 hours and 33 minutes, next announcement in 0 hours and 30 minutes.
[00:49:00] <kolie> I made it so it doesnt ping.
[00:49:05] <kolie> I can add it to a cmd now.
[00:51:06] -!- chromas2 [chromas2!~chromas@50.54.nrl.yto] has joined #fite
[00:51:06] <MrPlow> Welcome chromas2! You have been added to the game.
[00:51:12] <chromas2> #fite root
[00:51:12] <MrPlow> r​oot (8/12) lands a crushing hit on c​hromas2 (11/11)'s head with their fists, intensely causing 0410 damage. That was brutal!
[00:51:13] <MrPlow> In a barely-there move, c​hromas2 (1/11) grazes r​oot (8/12)'s kneecap with their fists, causing 043 damage.
[00:51:14] <MrPlow> c​hromas2 (1/11)'s clothes solidly deflects the hit from r​oot (5/12)'s fists, resulting in 040 damage. Impressive!
[00:51:15] <MrPlow> Thanks to their trusty clothes, r​oot (5/12) withstands the attack from c​hromas2 (1/11)'s fists, taking only 040 damage. Impressive!
[00:51:16] <MrPlow> r​oot (5/12) struggles to penetrate c​hromas2 (1/11)'s clothes with their fists, causing only 040 damage.
[00:51:17] <MrPlow> c​hromas2 (1/11) lands a respectable blow on r​oot (5/12)'s cheeks with their fists, effectively causing 045 damage. A solid effort!
[00:51:18] <MrPlow> root has been defeated by chromas2.
[00:51:19] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations chromas2! You've moved up to position 2 on the leaderboard!
[00:51:29] <chromas2> #fite systemd
[00:51:29] <MrPlow> Thanks to their clothes, s​ystemd (11/11) barely feels the strike from c​hromas2 (2/12)'s fists on their thumbs, taking only 040 damage. Rock solid!
[00:51:30] <MrPlow> c​hromas2 (2/12)'s attack glances off s​ystemd (11/11)'s clothes, resulting in 040 damage. Armor of legends!
[00:51:31] <MrPlow> With the precision of a seasoned fighter, s​ystemd (11/11) robustly hits c​hromas2 (2/12) in the lower back with their fists, dealing 045 damage.
[00:51:32] <MrPlow> chromas2 has been defeated by systemd.
[00:51:47] <chromas2> Everyone's defeated by systemd
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[00:54:27] <MrPlow> MrPlow has joined the channel!
[00:54:37] <kolie> #fite leaderboard
[00:54:37] <MrPlow> kolie: leaderboard is not a valid target.
[00:54:40] <chromas> #fite root
[00:54:40] <MrPlow> chromas, how can you participate when you're not active? Try again tomorrow.
[00:54:40] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations chromas! You've moved up to position 1 on the leaderboard!
[00:54:41] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations systemd! You've moved up to position 2 on the leaderboard!
[00:54:42] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations MrPlow! You've moved up to position 3 on the leaderboard!
[00:54:43] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations Loggie! You've moved up to position 4 on the leaderboard!
[00:54:44] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations kolie! You've moved up to position 5 on the leaderboard!
[00:54:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations SSLbits! You've moved up to position 6 on the leaderboard!
[00:54:46] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations root! You've moved up to position 7 on the leaderboard!
[00:54:47] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations chromas2! You've moved up to position 8 on the leaderboard!
[00:54:52] <kolie> #fitectl leaderboard
[00:54:52] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[00:54:53] <MrPlow> 1. c​hromas (Level 2) - 4Dead - K:1 D:1
[00:54:54] <MrPlow> 2. s​ystemd (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[00:54:54] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow has reset everyone's HP! Time to get back to fighting!
[00:54:55] <MrPlow> 3. M​rPlow (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:54:56] <MrPlow> 4. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:54:57] <MrPlow> 5. k​olie (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:1 D:2
[00:54:58] <MrPlow> 6. S​SLbits (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:54:59] <MrPlow> 7. r​oot (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:1 D:1
[00:55:00] <MrPlow> 8. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:1 D:1
[00:55:03] <kolie> hehe hes not supposed to reset
[00:55:08] <kolie> #fitectl leaderboard
[00:55:08] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[00:55:09] <MrPlow> 1. c​hromas (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[00:55:10] <MrPlow> 2. s​ystemd (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[00:55:11] <MrPlow> 3. M​rPlow (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:55:12] <MrPlow> 4. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:55:13] <MrPlow> 5. k​olie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[00:55:14] <MrPlow> 6. S​SLbits (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[00:55:15] <MrPlow> 7. r​oot (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[00:55:15] <kolie> His mistake is your win.
[00:55:16] <MrPlow> 8. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[01:01:06] <chromas> #fite root
[01:01:06] <MrPlow> c​hromas (12/12)'s clothes absorbs most of the impact from r​oot (11/11)'s fists, reducing the damage to 040.
[01:01:07] <MrPlow> r​oot (11/11)'s clothes absorbs most of the impact from c​hromas (12/12)'s fists, reducing the damage to 040.
[01:01:08] <MrPlow> r​oot (11/11) tickles c​hromas (12/12)'s spinal cord with their fists, dealing 041 damage and leaving them confused.
[01:01:09] <MrPlow> In a dazzling display of defense, r​oot (11/11)'s clothes absorbs c​hromas (11/12)'s strike, reducing the damage to 040. Invincible!
[01:01:10] <MrPlow> Thanks to their clothes, c​hromas (11/12) barely feels the strike from r​oot (11/11)'s fists on their fingertips, taking only 040 damage.
[01:01:11] <MrPlow> In a move worthy of a training montage, c​hromas (11/12) competently strikes r​oot (11/11) in the hairline with their fists, causing 044 damage.
[01:01:12] <MrPlow> c​hromas (11/12)'s clothes absorbs most of the impact from r​oot (7/11)'s fists, reducing the damage to 040. A true shield!
[01:01:13] <MrPlow> c​hromas (11/12) lightly taps r​oot (7/11) on the nostrils with their fists, causing 042 damage. A true masterpiece of gentleness!
[01:01:14] <MrPlow> r​oot (5/11)'s blow bounces off c​hromas (11/12)'s clothes, resulting in 040 damage. Impenetrable!
[01:01:15] <MrPlow> With a feather-light touch, c​hromas (11/12) manages to ineffectively annoy r​oot (5/11) in the big toe using their fists, dealing 042 damage.
[01:01:16] <MrPlow> With the strength of a fortress, c​hromas (11/12)'s clothes absorbs r​oot (3/11)'s attack, reducing the damage to 040. Rock steady!
[01:01:17] <MrPlow> c​hromas (11/12) struggles to penetrate r​oot (3/11)'s clothes with their fists, causing only 040 damage.
[01:01:18] <MrPlow> r​oot (3/11)'s blow bounces off c​hromas (11/12)'s clothes, resulting in 040 damage. Impenetrable!
[01:01:19] <MrPlow> c​hromas (11/12) lands a respectable blow on r​oot (3/11)'s toes with their fists, soundly causing 044 damage. A solid effort!
[01:01:20] <MrPlow> root has been defeated by chromas.
[01:01:22] <chromas> #fite systemd
[01:01:22] <MrPlow> c​hromas (12/13) swings wildly and hits themselves instead of s​ystemd (12/12). Ouch!
[01:01:23] <MrPlow> A well-aimed strike from s​ystemd (12/12) lands on c​hromas (12/13)'s love handles with their fists, soundly resulting in 045 damage.
[01:01:24] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (12/12)'s clothes withstands the onslaught from c​hromas (7/13)'s fists, causing only 040 damage. Resilient!
[01:01:25] <MrPlow> With pinpoint accuracy, s​ystemd (12/12) critically strikes c​hromas (7/13) in the leg with their fists, dealing 0414 damage. Critical hit!
[01:01:26] <MrPlow> chromas has been defeated by systemd.
[01:01:35] <kolie> #fite systemd
[01:01:35] <MrPlow> Thanks to their trusty clothes, s​ystemd (13/13) withstands the attack from k​olie (11/11)'s rusty tire-iron, taking only 040 damage. Impressive!
[01:01:36] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (13/13) channels their inner warrior and resolutely strikes k​olie (11/11) in the upper back with their fists, causing 047 damage.
[01:01:37] <MrPlow> k​olie (4/11) hammers s​ystemd (13/13)'s jaw with their rusty tire-iron, ferociously causing 0411 damage. No mercy!
[01:01:38] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/13) struggles to penetrate k​olie (4/11)'s trojan max with their fists, causing only 040 damage. Nice try!
[01:01:39] <MrPlow> k​olie (4/11) struggles to penetrate s​ystemd (2/13)'s clothes with their rusty tire-iron, causing only 040 damage.
[01:01:40] <MrPlow> k​olie (4/11)'s trojan max absorbs most of the impact from s​ystemd (2/13)'s fists, reducing the damage to 040. A true shield!
[01:01:41] <MrPlow> k​olie (4/11) lands a playful slap on s​ystemd (2/13)'s solar plexus with their rusty tire-iron, mildly causing 041 damage. Was that a fight or a tickle?
[01:01:42] <MrPlow> With the precision of a seasoned fighter, s​ystemd (1/13) competently hits k​olie (4/11) in the upper back with their fists, dealing 044 damage.
[01:01:43] <MrPlow> kolie has been defeated by systemd.
[01:01:45] <systemd> #fite MrPlow
[01:01:45] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14)'s clothes blunts the force of M​rPlow (11/11)'s fists, causing only 040 damage. Ironclad defense!
[01:01:45] <kolie> fuck
[01:01:46] <MrPlow> M​rPlow (11/11)'s clothes withstands the onslaught from s​ystemd (2/14)'s fists, causing only 040 damage. Resilient!
[01:01:47] <MrPlow> Thanks to their clothes, s​ystemd (2/14) barely feels the strike from M​rPlow (11/11)'s fists on their bottom lip, taking only 040 damage.
[01:01:48] <MrPlow> M​rPlow (11/11)'s clothes solidly deflects the hit from s​ystemd (2/14)'s fists, resulting in 040 damage.
[01:01:49] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14)'s clothes solidly deflects the hit from M​rPlow (11/11)'s fists, resulting in 040 damage.
[01:01:50] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14) gives M​rPlow (11/11) a gentle pat on the funny bone with their fists, causing 043 damage. It's almost affectionate!
[01:01:51] <MrPlow> Thanks to their formidable clothes, s​ystemd (2/14) brushes off M​rPlow (8/11)'s hit, taking only 040 damage. Impressive fortitude!
[01:01:52] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14) lands a playful slap on M​rPlow (8/11)'s spinal cord with their fists, mildly causing 041 damage. Was that a fight or a tickle?
[01:01:53] <MrPlow> With a clang, s​ystemd (2/14)'s clothes deflects M​rPlow (7/11)'s fists, reducing the damage to 040. Steely resolve!
[01:01:54] <MrPlow> With a metallic clink, M​rPlow (7/11)'s clothes deflects s​ystemd (2/14)'s attack, reducing the damage to 040. Fortified!
[01:01:55] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14)'s clothes shrugs off the blow from M​rPlow (7/11)'s fists, causing only 040 damage. Unbreakable!
[01:01:56] <MrPlow> With the strength of a fortress, M​rPlow (7/11)'s clothes absorbs s​ystemd (2/14)'s attack, reducing the damage to 040. Rock steady!
[01:01:57] <MrPlow> M​rPlow (7/11) struggles to penetrate s​ystemd (2/14)'s clothes with their fists, causing only 040 damage. Nice try!
[01:01:58] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14)'s attack glances off M​rPlow (7/11)'s clothes, resulting in 040 damage. Armor of legends!
[01:01:59] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14)'s clothes shrugs off the blow from M​rPlow (7/11)'s fists, causing only 040 damage. Unbreakable!
[01:02:00] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14) lands a respectable blow on M​rPlow (7/11)'s lower back with their fists, effectively causing 044 damage. A solid effort!
[01:02:01] <MrPlow> M​rPlow (3/11) struggles to penetrate s​ystemd (2/14)'s clothes with their fists, causing only 040 damage.
[01:02:02] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/14)'s attack glances off M​rPlow (3/11)'s clothes, resulting in 040 damage. Armor of legends!
[01:02:03] <MrPlow> M​rPlow (3/11) trips over their own feet and misses s​ystemd (2/14) completely. Whoops!
[01:02:04] <MrPlow> M​rPlow (3/11)'s clothes absorbs most of the impact from s​ystemd (2/14)'s fists, reducing the damage to 040. A true shield!
[01:02:05] <MrPlow> M​rPlow (3/11) gives a friendly nudge to s​ystemd (2/14)'s bottom lip with their fists, resulting in 043 damage. So considerate!
[01:02:06] <MrPlow> systemd has been defeated by MrPlow.
[01:02:13] <systemd> Nooooo!
[01:02:19] <systemd> systemd-noooood!
[01:02:21] <kolie> haha
[01:03:02] <kolie> We should get another free reset when I reboot to fix the reset thing.
[01:04:10] <chromas> Seems like MrPlow Classic also reset on startup
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[01:10:17] <MrPlow> MrPlow has joined the channel!
[01:10:23] <kolie> wait a sec.
[01:10:24] <kolie> let him load
[01:10:28] <kolie> #fite schedule
[01:10:28] <MrPlow> kolie: schedule is not a valid target.
[01:10:33] <kolie> #fitectl schedule
[01:10:33] <MrPlow> kolie: Next reset in 23 hours and 44 minutes, next announcement in not scheduled.
[01:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[01:10:45] <kolie> #fitectl schedule
[01:10:45] <MrPlow> kolie: Next reset in 23 hours and 44 minutes, next announcement in 0 hours and 59 minutes.
[01:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 3) - 4Dead - K:3 D:1
[01:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[01:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. c​hromas (Level 2) - 4Dead - K:2 D:2
[01:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[01:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. k​olie (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:1 D:3
[01:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. S​SLbits (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[01:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[01:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. r​oot (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:2
[01:10:58] <kolie> #suckit
[01:10:58] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone.
[01:10:58] <MrPlow> Reset triggered by Soylent/Staff member.
[01:10:59] <MrPlow> root has been blessed with extra health!
[01:11:04] <kolie> #fitectl schedule
[01:11:04] <MrPlow> kolie: Next reset in 23 hours and 43 minutes, next announcement in 0 hours and 59 minutes.
[01:11:15] <kolie> Ok he will remember now, and fairy comes properly.
[01:11:30] <kolie> roots got 100 hp dont fuck with root
[01:11:48] <kolie> #fite SSLbits
[01:11:48] <MrPlow> S​SLbits (11/11)'s clothes solidly deflects the hit from k​olie (11/11)'s rusty tire-iron, resulting in 040 damage. Impressive!
[01:11:49] <MrPlow> S​SLbits (11/11) struggles to penetrate k​olie (11/11)'s trojan max with their fists, causing only 040 damage.
[01:11:50] <MrPlow> Thanks to their clothes, S​SLbits (11/11) barely feels the strike from k​olie (11/11)'s rusty tire-iron on their nostrils, taking only 040 damage. Rock solid!
[01:11:51] <MrPlow> With a powerful swing, S​SLbits (11/11) brutally smashes k​olie (11/11) in the nostrils with their fists, dealing 0411 damage.
[01:11:52] <MrPlow> kolie has been defeated by SSLbits.
[01:11:53] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations systemd! You've moved up to position 1 on the leaderboard!
[01:11:54] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations MrPlow! You've moved up to position 2 on the leaderboard!
[01:11:55] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations chromas! You've moved up to position 3 on the leaderboard!
[01:11:56] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations SSLbits! You've moved up to position 4 on the leaderboard!
[01:11:57] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations Loggie! You've moved up to position 5 on the leaderboard!
[01:11:58] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations chromas2! You've moved up to position 6 on the leaderboard!
[01:11:59] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations kolie! You've moved up to position 7 on the leaderboard!
[01:12:00] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations root! You've moved up to position 8 on the leaderboard!
[01:12:10] <kolie> #fite chromas
[01:12:10] <MrPlow> kolie, how can you participate when you're not active? Try again tomorrow.
[01:12:16] <kolie> fuck.
[01:12:27] <kolie> #fitectl status
[01:12:27] <MrPlow> kolie: kolie level: 0, hp: 0/10, weapon: 'rusty tire-iron', armor: 'trojan max', kills: 1, deaths: 4
[01:12:31] <kolie> #fitectl score
[01:12:31] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[01:12:32] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 3) - 3Alive - K:3 D:1
[01:12:33] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[01:12:34] <MrPlow> 3. c​hromas (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:2 D:2
[01:12:35] <MrPlow> 4. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[01:12:36] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[01:12:37] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[01:12:38] <MrPlow> 7. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[01:12:39] <MrPlow> 8. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[01:12:43] <kolie> lol
[01:12:46] <kolie> I hate this game.
[01:13:06] <kolie> The initiator has a slight edge too.
[01:13:25] <chromas> Randomize it
[01:13:38] <kolie> it is randomized.
[01:13:40] <chromas> victim was unexpectedly ready
[01:14:43] <chromas> heh, it could have traps
[01:14:44] <kolie> Combat logic looks wrong.
[01:14:49] <kolie> Oh no its good.
[01:15:00] <chromas> chromas sneaks up on kolie but steps into a manhole and breaks his leg
[01:15:57] <kolie> I think the original mister plow, only the initiator could get suprise
[01:16:09] <kolie> I think mine, I have either player getting suprise, which is an extra attack
[01:16:20] <kolie> Which wasn't my intent.
[01:16:27] <chromas> nothin' wrong with that
[01:17:46] <chromas> systemd steps into a bear trap; get mauled by mama bear for 16hp
[01:17:58] <chromas> probably 600hp
[01:24:16] <chromas> root was allegedly seen at Diddy's house; everyone bonks root for 6hp each
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[01:24:56] <MrPlow> MrPlow has joined the channel!
[01:24:59] <chromas> chromas whacks MrPlow, but accidentally hits SSLbits along the way. SSLbits and MrPlow double-team chromas
[01:25:11] <kolie> Ok only initiator gets surprise.
[01:25:19] <kolie> #fitectl schedule
[01:25:19] <MrPlow> kolie: Next reset in 23 hours and 29 minutes, next announcement in 0 hours and 45 minutes.
[01:25:30] <kolie> And suprise is now announced.
[01:25:50] <chromas> #fite systemd
[01:25:50] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (13/13)'s clothes withstands the onslaught from c​hromas (12/12)'s fists, causing only 040 damage. Resilient!
[01:25:51] <MrPlow> In a move worthy of a training montage, s​ystemd (13/13) steadily strikes c​hromas (12/12) in the torso with their fists, causing 046 damage.
[01:25:52] <MrPlow> c​hromas (6/12) lands a respectable blow on s​ystemd (13/13)'s chin with their fists, resolutely causing 044 damage. A solid effort!
[01:25:53] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (9/13) lightly taps c​hromas (6/12) on the dimples with their fists, causing 041 damage. A true masterpiece of gentleness!
[01:25:54] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (9/13)'s clothes solidly deflects the hit from c​hromas (5/12)'s fists, resulting in 040 damage.
[01:25:55] <MrPlow> c​hromas (5/12)'s clothes blunts the force of s​ystemd (9/13)'s fists, causing only 040 damage. Ironclad defense!
[01:25:56] <MrPlow> c​hromas (5/12) delivers a solid hit to s​ystemd (9/13)'s sideburns with their fists, decisively causing 045 damage. That'll smart!
[01:25:57] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (4/13) gives a soft boop to c​hromas (5/12)'s love handles with their fists, resulting in 042 damage.
[01:25:58] <MrPlow> c​hromas (3/12) lightly taps s​ystemd (4/13) on the dimples with their fists, causing 042 damage. A true masterpiece of gentleness!
[01:25:59] <MrPlow> s​ystemd (2/13) swings with moderate force, hitting c​hromas (3/12) in the elbow with their fists and solidly causing 046 damage.
[01:26:00] <MrPlow> chromas has been defeated by systemd.
[01:26:01] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations systemd! You've moved up to position 1 on the leaderboard!
[01:26:02] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations MrPlow! You've moved up to position 2 on the leaderboard!
[01:26:03] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations SSLbits! You've moved up to position 3 on the leaderboard!
[01:26:04] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations chromas! You've moved up to position 4 on the leaderboard!
[01:26:05] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations Loggie! You've moved up to position 5 on the leaderboard!
[01:26:06] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations chromas2! You've moved up to position 6 on the leaderboard!
[01:26:07] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations kolie! You've moved up to position 7 on the leaderboard!
[01:26:08] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow says: Congratulations root! You've moved up to position 8 on the leaderboard!
[01:26:12] <chromas> I wonder where the term "smart" comes from
[01:27:40] <chromas> I could look it up, but if FatPhil were still around, he'd probably already know
[01:28:24] <kolie> it comes from the old english smeortan
[01:28:36] <kolie> to cause pain or sting.
[01:28:55] <chromas> so you replace FatPhil as well. How're your mathseses?
[01:29:12] <kolie> they've been better.
[01:29:24] <kolie> i dont know how well fat phil mathed
[01:30:37] <kolie> python is great
[01:30:38] <kolie> def noping(name):
[01:30:38] <kolie> return f"{name[:1]}\u200B{name[1:]}"
[01:30:57] <kolie> #fitectl score
[01:30:57] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[01:30:58] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[01:30:59] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[01:31:00] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[01:31:01] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[01:31:02] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[01:31:03] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[01:31:04] <MrPlow> 7. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[01:31:05] <MrPlow> 8. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[01:31:10] <kolie> fuck why am I always dead.
[01:31:17] <kolie> #fite NPC_chucky
[01:31:17] <MrPlow> kolie, how can you participate when you're not active? Try again tomorrow.
[01:32:34] <kolie> I'm messing around with fleet bot management in rust.
[01:32:38] <kolie> To get RSSBOT back.
[01:33:22] <chromas> Might bézier to just implement rss/atom in new Bender
[01:33:51] <kolie> bender2 is in pieces cause hes getting multiple personalities installed.
[01:35:57] <kolie> and yea its probably easier to have one bot but that's now what jsb is or was.
[01:36:02] <kolie> and i like pain++
[01:36:42] <kolie> I got a migraine im off for the day.
[01:37:01] <chromas> Bender will do that to you
[01:37:19] <kolie> I'll get the IRC op module, rss-bot, and karma, on the new bot.
[01:37:37] <kolie> And he will be assignable to channels and new personalities.
[01:38:01] <kolie> And I'll make karma have tables, and by default, everyone will use the global table, unless they configure karma to use another table.
[01:38:30] <kolie> And I'll have a great karma reconciliation.
[01:38:50] <kolie> Because why not.
[01:39:02] <kolie> I'm thinking mr-plow stays in mr-python.
[01:39:34] <kolie> He's fun to mess with in python.
[02:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[02:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[02:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[02:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[02:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[02:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[02:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[02:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[02:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[02:29:44] <kolie> How am I level 0
[02:29:55] <kolie> Shouldn't be possible.
[02:30:05] <kolie> I I mean I probably checked if I'm greater than equal to 1 before losing one
[02:30:11] <kolie> Should have been greater than one
[02:31:21] <chromas> How do we lose levels?
[03:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[03:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[03:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[03:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[03:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[03:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[03:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[03:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[03:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[03:44:57] <kolie> Someone kills you
[04:00:07] -!- halibut [halibut!~halibut@CanHazVHOST/halibut] has joined #fite
[04:00:07] <MrPlow> Welcome halibut! You have been added to the game.
[04:06:59] <halibut> #fitectl status
[04:06:59] <MrPlow> halibut: halibut level: 1, hp: 11/11, weapon: 'fists', armor: 'clothes', kills: 0, deaths: 0
[04:07:19] <halibut> #fitectl weapon fishy breath
[04:07:19] <MrPlow> halibut: weapon set to fishy breath.
[04:07:33] <halibut> #fitectl armor watery grave
[04:07:33] <MrPlow> halibut: armor set to watery grave.
[04:07:45] <halibut> #fitectl hp 111/111
[04:07:52] <halibut> Figured it was worth a shot.
[04:07:55] <halibut> #fitectl hp 111
[04:08:02] <halibut> #fitectl kills 42
[04:08:13] <halibut> #fitectl level 2
[04:08:24] <halibut> #fitectl status
[04:08:24] <MrPlow> halibut: halibut level: 1, hp: 11/11, weapon: 'fishy breath', armor: 'watery grave', kills: 0, deaths: 0
[04:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[04:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[04:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[04:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[04:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[04:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[04:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[04:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. h​alibut (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[04:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[04:10:54] <MrPlow> 9. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[04:13:41] <halibut> Based on the leaderboard, this will probably not go well ... but fish are not known for being deep thinkers.
[04:13:44] <halibut> #fite systemd
[04:14:05] <chromas> seems fishy
[04:14:12] <chromas> #fite MrPlow
[04:14:19] <chromas> #smake MrPlow
[04:14:40] <halibut> Do I win by forfeit?
[04:17:06] <halibut> I must be a SysV init user. systemd cannot exist on a SysV init system.
[04:18:33] -!- MrPlow has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[04:21:38] * halibut exudes a strong fishy odor. Nobody feels like fighting when they are queasy.
[05:21:21] <kolie> Did he die?
[05:21:53] <kolie> Guess we will find out why tmw
[05:22:31] <kolie> Wonder how your broke em
[05:22:44] <kolie> Did your private message him
[05:43:45] <chromas> not I, said the pig
[05:44:59] <chromas> ol' MrPlow had that issue sometimes, so he was started by a cron job
[05:45:19] <chromas> I'm not sure why they didn't use runit or daemontools or something
[17:05:12] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!~MrPlow@192.163.sq.zth] has joined #fite
[17:05:12] <MrPlow> MrPlow has joined the channel!
[17:05:33] <kolie> halibut, mr plow apologizes for his lack of commitment to your requests.
[17:05:52] <kolie> He has assured me he will not suffer you the same fate.
[17:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[17:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[17:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[17:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[17:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[17:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[17:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[17:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. h​alibut (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[17:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[17:10:54] <MrPlow> 9. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[18:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[18:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[18:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[18:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[18:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[18:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[18:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[18:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. h​alibut (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[18:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[18:10:54] <MrPlow> 9. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[19:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[19:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[19:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[19:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[19:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[19:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[19:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[19:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. h​alibut (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[19:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[19:10:54] <MrPlow> 9. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[20:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[20:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[20:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[20:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[20:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[20:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[20:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[20:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. h​alibut (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[20:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[20:10:54] <MrPlow> 9. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[20:11:00] <kolie> #fitectl schedule
[20:11:00] <MrPlow> kolie: Next reset in 4 hours and 43 minutes, next announcement in 0 hours and 59 minutes.
[20:13:29] <kolie> I was using an unitialized var when I moved around the suprise code.
[20:14:09] <kolie> I am not a super fan of python/js because of the weak compile time guartenees, I've gotten used to that kind of checking when making quick edits.
[21:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[21:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[21:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[21:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[21:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[21:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[21:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[21:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. h​alibut (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[21:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[21:10:54] <MrPlow> 9. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[22:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[22:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[22:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[22:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[22:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[22:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[22:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[22:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. h​alibut (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[22:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[22:10:54] <MrPlow> 9. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2
[23:10:45] <MrPlow> Mr. Plow's Leaderboard:
[23:10:46] <MrPlow> 1. s​ystemd (Level 4) - 3Alive - K:4 D:1
[23:10:47] <MrPlow> 2. M​rPlow (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[23:10:48] <MrPlow> 3. S​SLbits (Level 2) - 3Alive - K:1 D:0
[23:10:49] <MrPlow> 4. c​hromas (Level 1) - 4Dead - K:2 D:3
[23:10:50] <MrPlow> 5. L​oggie (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[23:10:51] <MrPlow> 6. c​hromas2 (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:1 D:1
[23:10:52] <MrPlow> 7. h​alibut (Level 1) - 3Alive - K:0 D:0
[23:10:53] <MrPlow> 8. k​olie (Level 0) - 4Dead - K:1 D:4
[23:10:54] <MrPlow> 9. r​oot (Level 0) - 3Alive - K:1 D:2