#editorial | Logs for 2021-05-23
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[01:22:43] <Fnord666> janrinok: as far as I can tell you are not logging in as staff but as janrinok.
[01:22:45] <Fnord666> fnord666@boron:/etc$ finger staff
[01:22:46] <Fnord666> Login: staff Name:
[01:22:46] <Fnord666> Directory: /home/staff Shell: /bin/bash
[01:22:46] <Fnord666> Never logged in.
[01:22:46] <Fnord666> Mail last read Mon May 18 19:52 2015 (UTC)
[01:22:47] <Fnord666> No Plan.
[01:22:48] <Fnord666> fnord666@boron:/etc$ finger janrinok
[01:22:50] <Fnord666> Login: janrinok Name: janrinok
[01:22:52] <Fnord666> Directory: /home/janrinok Shell: /bin/bash
[01:22:54] <Fnord666> Last login Sat May 22 19:17 (UTC) on pts/18 from 2a01cb0889ef1b00314df7378d70a316.ipv6.abo.wanadoo.fr
[01:22:56] <Fnord666> No mail.
[01:22:58] <Fnord666> No Plan.
[01:23:02] <Fnord666> fnord666@boron:/etc$ finger martyb
[01:23:04] <Fnord666> Login: martyb Name: martyb
[01:23:06] <Fnord666> Directory: /home/martyb Shell: /bin/bash
[01:23:08] <Fnord666> Last login Sat May 22 16:24 (UTC) on pts/13 from 77-250-182-166.mobile.uscc.com
[01:23:10] <Fnord666> Mail last read Thu Aug 6 18:28 2015 (UTC)
[01:23:12] <Fnord666> No Plan.
[01:23:22] <Fnord666> Sorry
[01:54:13] <Bytram> Fnord666: You keep your little probing fingers fingers off me!
[01:54:14] <Bytram> https://www.engadget.com
[01:54:15] <systemd> ^ 03DARPA helped make a sarcasm detector, because of course it did
[01:54:29] <Bytram> ;)
[01:54:31] <Bytram> .
[01:54:43] <Bytram> =cite https://www.mdpi.com
[01:54:45] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/>Ramya Akula, Ivan Garibay, Akula, Ramya, <em>et al</em>. <b>Interpretable Multi-Head Self-Attention Architecture for Sarcasm Detection in Social Media</b>, <cite>Entropy</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.3390/e23040394">10.3390/e23040394</a>)</p>
[01:54:55] <Fnord666> LOL
[01:55:03] <Bytram> =cite https://arxiv.org
[01:55:08] <systemd> Error: Couldn't find any details
[01:55:17] <Bytram> pbbbbt
[01:55:51] <Fnord666> Gonna have to do it the hard way
[01:56:23] <Bytram> leave out that paragraph from the story?
[01:56:28] <Bytram> =)
[01:57:16] <Fnord666> =) indeed
[01:58:02] <Fnord666> I see we've got a random spammer on the #wiki channel
[01:58:51] * Bytram does not normally /join that one
[01:59:08] <Bytram> commercial spam?
[01:59:08] <Fnord666> nothing to write home about re the spam.
[01:59:37] <Fnord666> no, just someone with a stipud lol you got powned message
[01:59:58] <Fnord666> "UR NOOB IRCD GOT PWNED BY LALBORNOZ FROM MIDIPIX / IRC.LIBERA.CHAT #MIDIPIX"
[02:00:17] <Bytram> Oh *that
[02:00:20] * Fnord666 yawns
[02:01:05] <Fnord666> PM for a quick question?
[02:01:05] * Bytram pops a Skillet in Fnord666's gaping maw
[02:01:34] <Fnord666> same crap as in #qa
[02:01:43] <Fnord666> ouch!
[02:02:01] <Bytram> has been over nearly all the channels
[02:02:09] <Fnord666> wasn't that supposed to be a skittle? Both handy items but hardly interchangeable!
[02:04:05] <Bytram> I typoed it at first, then thought the spelling similarity might sneak by, so left it that way for chuckles and to see if you'd notice
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[05:29:28] -!- mode/#editorial [+v mrpg] by Hephaestus
[05:30:44] <mrpg> bytram: the wayback machine indexed us, if you wanna to searching for stories there.
[05:30:54] <mrpg> s/to/go
[05:30:54] * SedBot tosses a / to mrpg
[05:31:00] <mrpg> s/to/go/
[05:31:00] <SedBot> <mrpg> bytram: the wayback machine indexed us, if you wanna go searching for stories there.
[06:12:45] <mrpg> bye
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[11:41:50] <Bytram> =asub https://scitechdaily.com
[11:41:54] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Coherent Storage of Light Over One-Hour Achieved – Great Stride Towards the Application of Quantum" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[11:46:24] * Bytram checks Beg-o-Meter. sees he has some manual DB updates to perform for all the gift subs he made to recover from the system crash and restore from old backups. :/
[12:04:17] <Bytram> as things now stand in the DB:
[12:04:19] <Bytram> mysql> SELECT sum(payment_net), 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00, max(ts), max(spid), now() FROM subscribe_payments WHERE ts > '2021-01-01' ;
[12:04:19] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[12:04:19] <Bytram> | sum(payment_net) | 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00 | max(ts) | max(spid) | now() |
[12:04:19] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[12:04:22] <Bytram> | 1142.09 | 32.6311429 | 2021-05-22 17:54:03 | 1573 | 2021-05-23 12:03:48 |
[12:04:24] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[12:04:28] <Bytram> 1 row in set (0.00 sec)
[12:04:30] <Bytram> mysql>
[12:05:55] <Bytram> mysql> describe subscribe_payments ;
[12:05:55] <Bytram> +-----------------+-----------------------+------+-----+-------------------+-----------------------------+
[12:05:55] <Bytram> | Field | Type | Null | Key | Default | Extra |
[12:05:55] <Bytram> +-----------------+-----------------------+------+-----+-------------------+-----------------------------+
[12:05:57] <Bytram> | spid | mediumint(8) unsigned | NO | PRI | NULL | auto_increment |
[12:05:59] <Bytram> | uid | mediumint(8) unsigned | NO | MUL | NULL | |
[12:06:05] <Bytram> | email | varchar(255) | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:08] <Bytram> | ts | timestamp | NO | MUL | CURRENT_TIMESTAMP | on update CURRENT_TIMESTAMP |
[12:06:11] <Bytram> | payment_gross | decimal(10,2) | NO | | NULL | |
[12:06:13] <Bytram> | payment_net | decimal(10,2) | NO | | NULL | |
[12:06:17] <Bytram> | pages | mediumint(8) unsigned | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:20] <Bytram> | transaction_id | varchar(255) | NO | UNI | NULL | |
[12:06:23] <Bytram> | method | varchar(6) | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:26] <Bytram> | submethod | varchar(3) | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:29] <Bytram> | memo | varchar(255) | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:32] <Bytram> | data | blob | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:37] <Bytram> | payment_type | varchar(10) | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:40] <Bytram> | puid | mediumint(8) unsigned | YES | MUL | NULL | |
[12:06:43] <Bytram> | raw_transaction | text | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:46] <Bytram> | days | mediumint(8) unsigned | YES | | NULL | |
[12:06:49] <Bytram> +-----------------+-----------------------+------+-----+-------------------+-----------------------------+
[12:06:52] <Bytram> 16 rows in set (0.00 sec)
[12:06:54] <Bytram> mysql>
[12:13:02] <Bytram> for comparison's sake, here is a copy of the results from our last Beg-o-Meter query from before the site crash:
[12:13:08] <Bytram> <Bytram> updating Beg-o-Meter
[12:13:08] <Bytram> <Bytram> mysql> SELECT sum(payment_net), 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00, max(ts), max(spid), now() FROM subscribe_payments WHERE ts > '2021-01-01' ;
[12:13:09] <Bytram> <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[12:13:12] <Bytram> <Bytram> | sum(payment_net) | 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00 | max(ts) | max(spid) | now() |
[12:13:15] <Bytram> <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[12:13:18] <Bytram> <Bytram> | 1574.00 | 44.9714286 | 2021-05-20 01:55:49 | 1574 | 2021-05-20 13:34:24 |
[12:13:21] <Bytram> <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[12:13:24] <Bytram> <Bytram> 1 row in set (0.01 sec)
[12:13:26] <Bytram> <Bytram> mysql>
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[17:08:05] <Bytram> =w naruto
[17:08:06] <systemd> Naruto (Japanese: NARUTO（ナルト）) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto. It tells the story of Naruto Uzumaki, a young ninja - https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:08:57] <AzumaHazuki> a young ninja with an incredibly loud voice who wears a bright orange uniform
[17:09:05] <AzumaHazuki> way to sneak, ninja
[17:11:29] <Bytram> ty
[17:47:19] <Bytram> =yt Charlie bit my fingef
[17:47:20] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Charlie Bit My Finger 10 Year Anniversary (02:24; 6,723,922 views; 👍87,909 👎4,526)
[17:47:44] <Bytram> https://www.cnn.com
[17:47:47] <systemd> ^ 03NFT of soon-to-be-deleted 'Charlie bit my finger' YouTube video sells for over $760,000
[17:51:08] <Bytram> =yt Charlie bit my finger -Anniversary
[17:51:08] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Goodbye Charlie Bit My Finger (07:19; 1,649,862 views; 👍110,841 👎776)
[17:55:00] <Bytram> =yt Charlie bit my finger -Anniversary -Goodbye
[17:55:01] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Viral ‘Charlie Bit My Finger’ Family on Their NFT Launch (13:32; 1,263 views; 👍20 👎12)
[17:55:12] <Bytram> =yt Charlie bit my finger -Anniversary -Goodbye -NFT
[17:55:13] <systemd> https://youtube.com - R.I.P. CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER VIDEO (01:16; 156 views; 👍14 👎0)
[17:55:47] <Bytram> =yt Charlie bit my finger -Anniversary -Goodbye -NFT -R.I.P.
[17:55:48] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Why Charlie Bit My Finger Was Deleted From YouTube (02:11; 710 views; 👍68 👎4)
[17:57:15] * Bytram never knew it was a thing, and now it's gone
[19:13:06] <Bytram> Fnord666: janrinok: takyon: I see you pushed out stories -- thanks!
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[20:17:38] <Bytram> =asub https://scitechdaily.com
[20:17:43] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Scientists Find Link Between Eating Processed Meat and Cardiovascular Disease and Death" (17p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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