#editorial | Logs for 2021-03-27
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[00:22:44] <Bytram> ysql> SELECT sum(payment_net), 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00, max(ts), max(spid) FROM subscribe_payments WHERE ts > '2021-01-01' ;
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[00:22:44] <Bytram> | sum(payment_net) | 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00 | max(ts) | max(spid) |
[00:22:44] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+
[00:22:44] <Bytram> | 762.08 | 21.7737143 | 2021-03-24 12:09:20 | 1542 |
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[00:22:50] <Bytram> 1 row in set (0.00 sec)
[00:22:52] <Bytram> mysql>
[00:30:08] <Bytram> =yt dirty laundry
[00:30:08] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Blackbear - "Dirty Laundry" OFFICIAL VERSION (02:47; 11,579,264 views; 👍139,638 👎2,151)
[00:35:28] <Fnord666> =yt dirty lauundry don henley
[00:35:29] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Dirty Laundry by Don Henley [News Parody] (05:39; 3,094,310 views; 👍29,776 👎1,053)
[00:38:33] <Bytram> Fnord666++
[00:38:33] <Bender> karma - fnord666: 205
[00:39:17] <Fnord666> Which has sent me down a rabbit hole of older music now.
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[00:48:13] <Bytram> Fnord666:
[00:48:19] <Bytram> PASTER-BEGIN
[00:48:23] <Bytram> mysql> select count(*) from stories where uid = 652 ;
[00:48:23] <Bytram> +----------+
[00:48:24] <Bytram> | count(*) |
[00:48:26] <Bytram> +----------+
[00:48:28] <Bytram> | 6399 |
[00:48:30] <Bytram> +----------+
[00:48:32] <Bytram> 1 row in set (0.02 sec)
[00:48:34] <Bytram> mysql>
[00:48:36] <Bytram> PASTE-END
[00:49:14] <Bytram> Fnord666: IOW, on more story will get you to... 6,400 stories posted!
[00:58:27] <Bytram> YAY!
[00:58:29] <Bytram> .
[01:00:57] <Fnord666> =)
[01:14:03] <Bytram> Fnord666: I tend to be a little picky of the story that marks the turning of another 100 for me. Hope you have fun with your choice!
[01:14:33] * Bytram hurries off to pick out all the good ones, first. ;)
[02:00:15] <Fnord666> LOL
[02:24:14] <Bytram> =cite https://www.nature.com
[02:24:16] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/>Jennifer S. Walker, Robert E. Kopp, Timothy A. Shaw, <em>et al</em>. <b>Common Era sea-level budgets along the U.S. Atlantic coast</b> [open], <cite>Nature Communications</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1038/s41467-021-22079-2">10.1038/s41467-021-22079-2</a>)</p>
[02:53:39] <Bytram> =eds My schedule has changed. No retreat for me this weekend, it seems. I'll, instead, likely be called upon to help a friend. My availability will, therefore, be varied and fluid.
[02:53:39] <systemd> ^ Editor ping for Bytram, chromas, cmn32480, CoolHand, FatPhil, Fnord666, fyngyrz, janrinok, mrpg, n1, nick, spiraldancing, takyon
[03:14:43] <Bytram> =g https://www.nature.com
[03:14:44] <systemd> https://www.nature.com - Atomic clocks compared with astounding accuracy
[03:14:58] <Bytram> =g https://www.nature.com -nature.com
[03:14:59] <systemd> [0 results]
[03:15:38] <Bytram> =cite https://www.nature.com
[03:15:39] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/>Rachel M. Godun. <b>Atomic clocks compared with astounding accuracy</b>, <cite>Nature</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1038/d41586-021-00738-0">10.1038/d41586-021-00738-0</a>)</p>
[03:26:40] <Bytram> =g link:https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-00738-0
[03:26:41] <systemd> https://www.nature.com - Atomic clocks compared with astounding accuracy
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[05:12:51] <chromas> Whatever. Get to work Mister!
[05:13:01] * chromas cracks the whip
[15:12:47] <AzumaHazuki> Fucking LOL. I think I hurt carrion-breath's feelings. Again.
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[17:28:23] <Bytram> =asub These techniques may help reduce the acrimony in the comments. https://www.cnbc.com
[17:28:26] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03Bad at Public Speaking? the Trick is to Distill Your Message to These 15 Words, Says Speech Trainer" (4p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[17:30:32] <Bytram> =asub from the ice-cream-headache dept. https://www.sciencedaily.com
[17:30:37] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How Teeth Sense the Cold" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:02:28] <Bytram> =asub from the what-took-you-so-long? dept. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[18:02:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Windows 95 Easter Egg Discovered After Being Hidden for 25 Years" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[21:14:28] <Bytram> =g cleveland balloonfest 1986
[21:14:29] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Balloonfest '86 - Wikipedia
[21:14:38] <Bytram> =gytcleveland balloonfest 1986
[21:14:38] * systemd allegedly culturally enriches a TCP stream of keyboard cat with balloonfest 1986
[21:14:42] <Bytram> =gy tcleveland balloonfest 1986
[21:14:42] * systemd amazingly pours an amulet of consequences for tcleveland balloonfest 1986
[21:14:54] <Bytram> =yt tcleveland balloonfest 1986
[21:14:54] <systemd> https://youtube.com - The Doomed Cleveland Balloonfest of '86 (06:35; 8,471,417 views; 👍125,337 👎13,595)
[21:24:16] <Bytram> =g vimeo tcleveland balloonfest 1986
[21:24:17] <systemd> https://vimeo.com - Balloonfest on Vimeo
[21:24:26] <Bytram> =g vimeo cleveland balloonfest 1986
[21:24:27] <systemd> https://vimeo.com - Balloonfest on Vimeo
[21:59:10] <Bytram> =yt https://www.youtube.com
[21:59:11] <systemd> https://youtube.com - VFX Artist Simulates PIXAR but with REAL Physics (09:38; 2,068,312 views; 👍127,216 👎1,753)
[22:05:39] <Bytram> =yt https://youtu.be
[22:05:39] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Exploding Whale 50th Anniversary, Remastered! (03:25; 10,489,381 views; 👍201,353 👎5,838)
[22:15:00] <Bytram> .
[22:15:03] <Bytram> https://www.myshiptracking.com
[22:15:05] <systemd> ^ 03MOSAED 2 Current Position (Tug, MMSI: 622123246, IMO: 9581485) - MyShipTracking
[22:15:26] <Bytram> https://www.myshiptracking.com
[22:15:28] <systemd> ^ 03EVER GIVEN Current Position (Cargo A, MMSI: 353136000, IMO: 9811000) - MyShipTracking
[22:15:32] <Bytram> .
[22:18:03] <Bytram> https://twitter.com
[22:18:03] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter
[23:49:39] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[23:49:40] <systemd> ^ 03Gmail and other Android apps crashing on phones: Here's Google's simple fix ( https://www.cnet.com )