#editorial | Logs for 2020-05-19

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[00:37:00] <Bytram> =usub https://www.theverge.com
[00:37:02] <exec> └─ 13Uber lays off 3,000 more employees in latest round of COVID-19-inspired cuts - The Verge
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[03:19:49] <Fnord666> =cite http://dx.doi.org
[03:19:51] <systemd> Journal Reference Redirecting, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.celrep.2020.107615">10.1016/j.celrep.2020.107615</a>)
[03:19:51] <exec> └─ 13Redirecting
[03:20:21] <Bytram> Fnord666: !!
[03:20:29] <Bytram> not terribly helpful, eh?
[03:21:52] <Fnord666> not that one in particular, but generally quite a boon
[03:22:08] <Bytram> Oh, most definitely!
[03:23:07] <Bytram> Had a nice chat with JR today; seems to be in good spirits, all things considered, of course. He sure seemed to enjoy the conversation!
[03:23:26] <Fnord666> excellent!
[03:23:44] <Bytram> yup!
[03:24:22] <Bytram> would be so nice if, some day, I could meet him. Seems to be a straight up nice chap!
[03:26:03] <Fnord666> Yes it would.
[03:26:19] <Fnord666> When's the convention anyway? I know we postponed it a bit....
[03:26:43] <Bytram> what convention?
[03:26:50] <Bytram> brb phone
[03:27:53] <Fnord666> =cite https://dx.doi.org
[03:27:56] <systemd> Journal Reference Zhifeng Zhang, Xingdu Qiao, Bikashkali Midya, et al. Tunable topological charge vortex microlaser [$], <cite>Science</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1126/science.aba8996">10.1126/science.aba8996</a>)
[03:27:57] <exec> └─ 13Tunable topological charge vortex microlaser | Science
[03:28:00] <Bytram> back
[03:28:29] <Bytram> to be strapped onto microsharks?
[03:28:52] <Fnord666> You know, the staff convention where we all get a paid junket to some nice all inclusive resort??
[03:29:01] <Bytram> to be used in microsharknados?
[03:29:18] <Bytram> Oh that one!
[03:29:34] * Bytram checks couch cushions
[03:29:43] * Bytram has no couch
[03:29:54] * Bytram has no convention, sorry!
[03:30:01] <Fnord666> bummer.
[03:30:02] <Bytram> l(
[03:30:19] <Bytram> =g bummer m-w
[03:30:20] <systemd> https://www.merriam-webster.com - Bummer | Definition of Bummer by Merriam-Webster
[03:32:51] <Fnord666> so you are unconventional?
[03:33:06] <chromas> he's cabover
[03:33:43] <Bytram> certainly not a comb-over ... don't have enough hair on my head for that!
[03:35:19] <Bytram> chromas: If you hurry, I have a story sub that can be pushed out before Fnord666 notices it. ;)
[03:36:13] <chromas> I saw one earlier but I figured I'd leave it for him. Minimal work required, so it'll be like a paid vacation :D
[03:36:49] <Fnord666> lol
[03:37:13] <Bytram> Fnord666: He didn't take the bait!
[03:37:14] <Fnord666> exactly like one but without the pay and without being able to go anywhere
[03:37:24] <Fnord666> I see that
[03:37:31] <Bytram> staycation?
[03:37:52] <Fnord666> enforced staycation
[03:38:06] <Fnord666> similar to incarceration in many ways
[03:38:14] <Bytram> unless you are fighting vampires: stake-ation
[03:38:25] <Bytram> 3 hots and a cot?
[03:38:33] <Fnord666> now I can get behind a steak-ation
[03:38:49] <Bytram> #sammich Fnord666
[03:38:49] * MrPlow sneaks up behind Fnord666 and cuts their throat
[03:38:49] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced Fnord666's corpse sammiches for everyone in #editorial
[03:39:17] <Bytram> wrong kind of steak, I assume?
[03:39:24] * Fnord666 exsanguinates
[03:39:39] <Bytram> two shay!
[03:43:52] * Fnord666 has been resurrected. Thank $DEITY for regeneration.
[03:44:25] <Fnord666> wow that was close
[03:44:39] <Fnord666> let's not make a habit of that shall we?
[03:45:01] <Bytram> just keep drinking plenty of fluids and you'll be fine!
[03:46:05] <Fnord666> =cite http://dx.doi.org
[03:46:07] <systemd> Journal Reference Redirecting, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.envres.2020.109439">10.1016/j.envres.2020.109439</a>)
[03:46:07] <exec> └─ 13Redirecting
[03:46:41] <Bytram> wherewto? https://www.reuters.com
[03:46:42] <systemd> ^ 03Exclusive: Apple dropped plan for encrypting backups after FBI complained - sources
[03:46:43] <exec> └─ 13Exclusive: Apple dropped plan for encrypting backups after FBI complained - sources - Reuters
[03:46:49] <Fnord666> got it. Drain one human as needed for thirst
[03:46:56] <Bytram> wherewto? https://www.reuters.com
[03:46:57] <systemd> ^ 03Exclusive: Apple dropped plan for encrypting backups after FBI complained - sources
[03:46:58] <exec> └─ 13Exclusive: Apple dropped plan for encrypting backups after FBI complained - sources - Reuters
[03:47:04] <chromas> =cite https://www.sciencedirect.com
[03:47:05] <systemd> Journal Reference Persistent organic pollutant exposure and celiac disease: A pilot study, <cite>Environmental Research</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.envres.2020.109439">10.1016/j.envres.2020.109439</a>)
[03:47:06] <exec> └─ 13Persistent organic pollutant exposure and celiac disease: A pilot study - ScienceDirect
[03:47:17] <chromas> !grab Fnord666
[03:47:17] <Bender> Added quote 97
[03:47:23] <Bytram> Bartender? Could I please have a refill?
[03:47:38] <Bytram> chromas: LOL!
[03:55:00] <Bytram> Fnord666: Yowza! Look at you go!
[03:55:26] * Bytram starts 2nding; risk aversion
[03:55:36] <Fnord666> :)
[03:55:46] <Fnord666> Had to do something to pass the time in purgatory
[03:56:27] <Bytram> lol
[03:56:36] <Bytram> splits onto extended copy
[03:56:46] <Bytram> not enough
[03:57:48] <Bytram> done
[03:58:04] <Bytram> 2nding clotting cells
[04:00:30] <Bytram> looks good
[04:00:45] <Bytram> 2nding corkscrew light
[04:01:05] <Bytram> 30% less filling, tastes great!
[04:03:49] <Bytram> also good!
[04:04:40] <Bytram> next: ruh roh, I just pushed our a similar story to this next one with AG Barr
[04:05:11] <Fnord666> oof
[04:05:58] <Fnord666> meh, I think they're different enough
[04:06:32] * Bytram just finished read AG BAR and the ACLU
[04:06:39] <Fnord666> or you could late merge them
[04:07:17] <Bytram> nod nod
[04:07:32] <Fnord666> it's really just their next attempt to subvert strong encryption
[04:07:54] <Bytram> me pauses for a break to contemplate. they are somewhat different... might change ordering of stories, instead
[04:07:59] <Bytram> back soon
[04:08:07] <Fnord666> That would certainly work also
[04:10:01] <Fnord666> How about the NSA has to develop and publish this new miracle encryption algorithm. Cryptographers have at least two years to review and attack it.
[04:10:20] <Fnord666> If it's not broken by then, we can adopt it as a federal standard.
[04:15:27] <Fnord666> It's getting late. Good night all!
[04:15:33] <Bytram> two years is not enough
[04:15:44] <Bytram> yes, it is
[04:15:53] <Bytram> Fnord666++ thank you!
[04:15:53] <Bender> karma - fnord666: 153
[04:16:02] <Bytram> have a good night
[04:16:19] <Bytram> decided to keep 'em both, but swap order
[04:17:55] <Bytram> swapped!
[04:18:32] <Bytram> 2nding spinning electrons
[04:19:27] <Bytram> move some of it to extended copy
[04:19:58] <Bytram> too much
[04:20:02] <Bytram> tries again
[04:20:35] <Bytram> llooks good
[04:20:50] <Bytram> llike a llama should?
[04:21:00] <Bytram> 2nds celiac
[04:22:59] <Bytram> =g how to make acorn flour
[04:23:00] <systemd> https://honest-food.net - How to Make Acorn Flour - Making Acorn Flour by Cold Leaching
[04:31:03] <Bytram> =g how to make acorn flour -honest-food
[04:31:04] <systemd> https://www.youtube.com - How to Process Acorns and make Acorn Flour | Preparing Acorns to ...
[04:31:12] <Bytram> =g how to make acorn flour -honest-food -youtube
[04:31:14] <systemd> https://www.tyrantfarms.com - DIY: How to Make Acorn Flour
[05:03:52] <Bytram> have a great night everybody!
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[12:02:58] <Bytram> =sub https://phys.org
[12:02:59] <exec> └─ 13New study estimates the odds of life and intelligence emerging beyond our planet
[12:02:59] <systemd> Submitting "New study estimates the odds of life and intelligence emerging beyond our planet"...
[12:03:21] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Study Estimates the Odds of Life and Intelligence Emerging Beyond Our Planet" (18 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:04:44] <Bytram> https://go.theregister.co.uk
[12:04:45] <systemd> ^ 03Dickens' forgotten spaceship classic: A Tale of Three Missions ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[12:04:46] <exec> └─ 13Dickens' forgotten spaceship classic: A Tale of Three Missions • The Register
[12:11:47] <Bytram> ^^^ meh
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[18:16:45] <chromas> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was somewhere in between
[20:10:35] <cmn32480> is this the curse of living in interesting times?
[20:33:12] <Bytram> Well, I'd be hard pressed to call it "boring"!
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[21:58:59] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[21:59:00] <systemd> ^ 03Scientists suffer headaches when penguin poop turns into 'truly intense' laughing gas ( https://www.cnet.com )
[22:18:15] <chromas> Seems kinda weird to have a link to ars' main page
[23:05:11] <Bytram> chromas: where to you see a "link to ars' main page"?
[23:08:54] <chromas> Call-Tower Attacks
[23:09:29] <Bytram> Hmm? I thought I yanked that.
[23:09:38] * Bytram goes to look
[23:10:21] <Bytram> Oh, that's the submitter's doing; will fix.
[23:11:16] * Bytram clicks preview
[23:11:31] <chromas> I would've but I wasn't sure if you left it on purpose
[23:12:43] <Bytram> preview again
[23:13:13] * Bytram clicks update
[23:13:22] <Bytram> that should be better
[23:14:05] <Bytram> chromas++ good catch! I noticed and fixed a couple other things while I was at it =)
[23:14:05] <Bender> karma - chromas: 144
[23:14:18] <Bytram> Eww, that's ... gross!!
[23:14:20] <Bytram> =)
[23:14:27] <chromas> Bytram++ doing all the seconding so I don't have to :D
[23:14:27] <Bender> karma - bytram: 96
[23:14:35] * chromas nets
[23:14:43] * Bytram spins
[23:15:49] <Bytram> hey, while you're here, could you please get the chemical formulation got "laughing" gas? aka nitrous oxide?
[23:15:55] <Bytram> s/got/for/
[23:15:56] <exec> <Bytram> hey, while you're here, could you please get the chemical formulation for "laughing" gas? aka nitrous oxide?
[23:16:27] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedirect.com
[23:16:28] <systemd> ^ 03Combined effects of glacial retreat and penguin activity on soil greenhouse gas fluxes on South Georgia, sub-Antarctica
[23:16:29] <exec> └─ 13Combined effects of glacial retreat and penguin activity on soil greenhouse gas fluxes on South Georgia, sub-Antarctica - ScienceDirect
[23:16:34] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedirect.com
[23:16:35] <systemd> ^ 03Combined effects of glacial retreat and penguin activity on soil greenhouse gas fluxes on South Georgia, sub-Antarctica
[23:16:37] <exec> └─ 13Combined effects of glacial retreat and penguin activity on soil greenhouse gas fluxes on South Georgia, sub-Antarctica - ScienceDirect
[23:16:45] <Bytram> =cite https://www.sciencedirect.com
[23:16:45] <systemd> Journal Reference Combined effects of glacial retreat and penguin activity on soil greenhouse gas fluxes on South Georgia, sub-Antarctica, <cite>Science of The Total Environment</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.scitotenv.2019.135255">10.1016/j.scitotenv.2019.135255</a>)
[23:16:47] <exec> └─ 13Combined effects of glacial retreat and penguin activity on soil greenhouse gas fluxes on South Georgia, sub-Antarctica - ScienceDirect
[23:22:17] <Bytram> =g nitrous oxide
[23:22:18] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Nitrous oxide - Wikipedia
[23:24:38] <Bytram> N2O
[23:39:36] <chromas> Y3S
[23:40:31] <chromas> Suite. All I have to do is load the cell tower story and click save :D