#editorial | Logs for 2020-03-28

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[00:19:46] <CoySow> =submit https://home.unicode.org
[00:19:48] <exec> └─ 13Announcing The Unicode® Standard, Version 13.0 – Unicode
[00:20:19] <CoySow> no bot?
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[00:21:54] <Bytram> ~arthur https://home.unicode.org
[00:21:56] <exec> └─ 13Announcing The Unicode® Standard, Version 13.0 – Unicode
[00:21:57] <exec> 949 stories loaded
[00:21:58] <exec> story not found
[00:42:47] <Bytram> home have a good night everybody!!!
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[00:46:47] * systemd-notfixedd teehees
[00:49:14] <AzumaHazuki> aww heeeellllll no
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[10:06:27] <chromas> #smake Bytram
[10:06:28] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a cane toad
[10:10:31] <janrinok> is there any particular reason for that - not that you need one of course
[10:11:20] <chromas> His sub, https://soylentnews.org
[10:11:21] <systemd-notfixedd> ^ 03Announcing the Unicode® Standard, Version 13.0: SoylentNews Submission
[10:11:22] <exec> └─ 13Announcing the Unicode® Standard, Version 13.0: SoylentNews Submission
[10:11:37] <janrinok> lol!
[10:11:48] <chromas> The list with each line ending in "include: "
[10:12:13] <chromas> Did stuff get dropped or maybe he didn't want [...] at both ends of each line
[10:12:16] <janrinok> yes, I noticed that, but I suppose the editors can always pull that out the old-fashioned way
[10:12:50] <chromas> I was gonna push it so I can pretend I'm still helping but I decided to at least wait until I get input from him
[10:12:57] <janrinok> I don't know - does your bot handle lists OK? Mine sometimes does, and sometimes doesn't
[10:13:00] <chromas> or if someone else does it first
[10:13:16] <chromas> It was a manual sub by tram
[10:14:44] <janrinok> yes, but you have to make allowances because he is a Window's user...
[10:14:51] <janrinok> #smake Bytram
[10:14:51] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with a cluebat
[10:14:59] <janrinok> nah, sod it!
[10:15:18] <chromas> oh yeah
[10:15:35] <chromas> Aw, I missed a good grab opportunity
[10:15:54] <janrinok> yep
[10:16:11] <chromas> Only 14 subs. I guess I could put some in if I can find anything in page after page of coronaids stories
[10:16:42] <janrinok> there are another 18 lurking the the hold queue - but that would keep you busy for an hour or two
[10:17:18] <chromas> I could add 180 more
[10:17:24] <janrinok> don't go there, really, don't go there
[10:17:37] <chromas> Just make the story a stack of links
[10:18:47] <chromas> We could post ari subs into that nexus too
[10:18:50] <janrinok> stack or a queue? Somebody will criticise my choice whatever I pick
[10:19:05] <chromas> how about a...linked list
[10:19:13] <janrinok> doubly-linked list
[10:19:26] <janrinok> with xml or json
[10:19:32] <chromas> Rename it the "Crap that's offtopic for the site but people still want it here" nexus
[10:19:39] <chromas> or both
[10:19:47] <chromas> jxml
[10:19:53] <janrinok> and assorted new symbols from the new Unicode Standard!
[10:20:17] <chromas> Which, according to Bytram's sub, include:
[10:20:26] <janrinok> lol
[10:21:22] <janrinok> have you read the includes - I can't see me using any of them in the near future - maybe the potted plant, but not the others!
[10:21:52] <chromas> I saw some language support. Seems like the most important part
[10:22:26] <chromas> I recall SirFinkus complaining about lack of Chinese or something
[10:22:59] <chromas> Hopefully the potted plant has modifiers so I can pick the pot's color and the plant species
[10:23:13] <janrinok> I wonder if there is a new emoji for a virus from China. lots of people lying down like dead flies
[10:26:05] <chromas> Well now that's not very inclusive. One virus glyph plus a zero-width joiner and a country flag glyph
[10:26:28] <chromas> That way we're prepared for future viruses
[10:28:27] <janrinok> good thinking, roll-on Unicode Standard v14.0!
[10:29:05] * Bytram yawns
[10:29:05] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[10:29:14] <chromas> Ugh. They're still using numbers? They should use emojis for versions
[10:29:19] <Bytram> gday gents!
[10:31:29] <janrinok> lol - chromas shush, he's listening!
[10:31:34] <janrinok> ~gday Bytram
[10:31:36] * Bytram did what he had to with limited time at the time; ~arthur could not find the Unicode URL among its pre-processed stories. =submit was pining for the fjords; AHA! Launched https://chromas.0x.no and gave *it* the URL, let it chew and digest into a story, cut-n-page into a story submisson... send!
[10:31:36] * exec prematurely tosses a dongle of meatvegavitamix to Bytram
[10:32:01] <Bytram> =g vitemeatavegamin
[10:32:02] <systemd-notfixedd> https://www.ebay.com - 1997 Mattel I LOVE LUCY Doll Episode 30 Vitemeatavegamin ...
[10:32:04] <exec> └─ 131997 Mattel I LOVE LUCY Doll Episode 30 Vitemeatavegamin Commercial - NIB | eBay
[10:32:13] <Bytram> =yt vitemeatavegamin
[10:32:14] <systemd-notfixedd> No results
[10:32:18] <Bytram> #yt vitemeatavegamin
[10:32:20] <chromas> Ah, so it was the bot's fault
[10:32:25] <Bytram> yep
[10:32:26] * chromas gives it the evil eye
[10:32:48] * Bytram gives the bot an evil eye with both eyes
[10:33:01] <chromas> I wish the submit button would work on that form for you guys
[10:33:04] * chromas blames Canada
[10:33:07] * Bytram surmises that chromas is a one-eyed cyclops
[10:33:17] <Bytram> ;)
[10:33:19] <janrinok> well, we await the arrival of BytramBot - written in sed, awk and held together with .bat files
[10:33:36] <chromas> I keep my other eye inmypants
[10:34:03] <chromas> We do need more diversity in bot languages
[10:34:25] <Bytram> You could call me... .bat man!
[10:34:30] <janrinok> to be fair, my bot struggles with lists too, some use the correct HTML, others use millions of nbsp and hard chars
[10:35:02] * Bytram glares at phys.org's use of &nbsp; with reckless abandon
[10:35:23] <janrinok> I've got to go and prepare lunch, which means that Bytram should either go back to bed, or at least have some breakfast / coffee
[10:36:06] <janrinok> but he wont, he will wait until I return and then he will go for another nap...
[10:36:22] <chromas> Didn't we have a story years ago about some genius coming up with the idea to hide nbsps in documents to detect copypasta? Even though the rest of the document would also be the same
[10:36:32] * janrinok thinks it is hard to insult Bytram nowadays, he is never here at the same time!
[10:37:32] <Bytram> yes, I went to bed early last night... slept... okay, but woke once with a nasty leg cramp. Woke about 45 minutes ago. Too awake to go back to sleep, but not really rested enough for a full day.
[10:37:32] <janrinok> back in an hour or so
[10:37:40] <chromas> I find it hard because my insults don't pass QA
[10:38:08] <janrinok> that implies that he _has_ at least seen them
[10:42:33] <Bytram> my connection drops out occasionally for brief periods; since ZNC thinks it passed on anything pending, when my connection gets re-established, I find I missed any interim activity. If I am desperate, I can look things up in those cases where Loggie has done his thing, otherwise I am SOL
[10:43:00] <chromas> That's why Quassel's better than znc :D
[10:43:18] <chromas> Doesn't work with just any irc client though
[10:45:42] <Bytram> quassel sounds like a bouncer made by Quaker Oats who gave us Quisp and Quake cereals
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[10:56:05] <Bytram> !uid
[10:56:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 9900, owned by Mke $200 r hour doing this httpblwv
[10:56:43] <Bytram> wanna bet there were some non-latin, unicode chars in that attempt at a nick?
[10:56:48] <Bytram> =list
[10:56:56] <Bytram> =help
[10:56:56] <systemd-notfixedd> blame, caps, cite, contribute, declinectl, declined, do, doi, dump, folding-rank, g, gcctl, join, nick, notes, part, rehashctl, save, say, sedctl, sub, submit, taco, tacoctl, threadcount, y, yt, gday
[10:57:09] <Bytram> chromas: thanks for fixing your bot.
[10:57:19] <Bytram> =folding-rank
[10:57:19] <systemd-notfixedd> Rank: 10215 | WUs: 10119728 | Score: 101181309456 (10Sat Mar 28 10:16:02 GMT 2020)
[10:57:23] <chromas> It says it's not though :)
[10:57:33] <chromas> Still haven't added the unicode thing yet though
[10:57:40] <Bytram> yep
[10:57:54] <Bytram> you want for me to retry empty arg list?
[10:58:02] <chromas> sure
[10:58:05] <Bytram> k
[10:58:13] <Bytram> should I batch 'em or singles
[10:58:31] <chromas> Whatever
[10:58:36] <chromas> That one's the only one I fixed though
[10:58:39] <Bytram> 4-at-a-time
[10:59:00] <chromas> There's also #test
[10:59:02] <Bytram> 
[10:59:07] <Bytram> =blame
[10:59:07] * systemd-notfixedd points at Bytram
[10:59:07] <Bytram> =caps
[10:59:07] <Bytram> =cite
[10:59:07] <Bytram> =contribute
[10:59:07] <systemd-notfixedd> Generate a block of HTML for citing an article. Takes DOIs and URLs. Template:
[10:59:07] <systemd-notfixedd> Submit one or more links plus some text if you want
[10:59:19] <Bytram> =declinectl
[10:59:20] <Bytram> =declined
[10:59:20] <systemd-notfixedd> Thanks for submitting this story. It appears that no editor has yet selected this story to be run. At least a week has passed since the story was submitted, and if an editor was going to have selected it, they would likely have done so by now. It has, therefore, been removed from the submission queue.
[10:59:22] <Bytram> =do
[10:59:22] * systemd-notfixedd
[10:59:24] <Bytram> =doi
[10:59:24] <systemd-notfixedd> Generate a block of HTML for citing an article. Takes DOIs and URLs. Template:
[10:59:56] <chromas> Weird. =doi shouldn't still be in there
[11:00:01] <chromas> Might be an alias
[11:00:14] <chromas> Also it's not emitting the second line
[11:00:19] <Bytram> chromas: Idea, pls add "You may wish to post the submission to your journal, instead. See: URL
[11:01:00] <Bytram> chromas: Idea, pls add "You may wish to post the submission to your journal, instead. See: https://soylentnews.org
[11:01:01] <systemd-notfixedd> ^ 03Your Journal
[11:01:02] <exec> └─ 13Log In
[11:01:26] <Bytram> here's a better link:
[11:01:29] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[11:01:30] <systemd-notfixedd> ^ 03SoylentNews Journal System
[11:01:32] <exec> └─ 13Search SoylentNews
[11:02:26] <systemd-notfixedd> And if you give me your credentials I'll post to your journal for you ;)
[11:03:03] systemd-notfixedd is now known as jsonxml
[11:03:06] <Bytram> I ain't got no steenkin' credentials! Otherwise I could slip into various meetings and act as a member of the media
[11:03:45] <chromas> You just need a name tag and a microphone
[11:04:19] <chromas> Bonus: Wear a mask. In the ID photo
[11:04:39] <chromas> "You can tell it's me because I have the same mask"
[11:05:32] * Bytram would also need a silver bullet
[11:05:50] * Bytram wonders if chromas is old enough to recognize the allusion
[11:09:00] <chromas> I know of steenkin' badges but I didn't know what it was from until I looked it up
[11:09:03] <chromas> Haven't seen it
[11:09:20] <chromas> I have heard reference to it in other tv shows and stuff
[11:10:04] <Bytram> "Who *was* that masked man? I don't know, but he left this silver bullet." -- Lone Ranger
[11:11:56] <chromas> Haven't seen that either
[11:12:05] * chromas loses credibility in the culture dept.
[11:12:07] <Bytram> #yt Who was that masked man?
[11:12:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Who Was That Masked Man
[11:12:25] <Bytram> =g kimosabe
[11:12:26] <jsonxml> https://en.wikipedia.org - Ke-mo sah-bee - Wikipedia
[11:12:28] <exec> └─ 13Ke-mo sah-bee - Wikipedia
[11:12:35] <Bytram> =g tonto
[11:12:36] <jsonxml> https://en.wikipedia.org - Tonto - Wikipedia
[11:12:38] <exec> └─ 13Tonto - Wikipedia
[11:12:44] <Bytram> =g lone ranger
[11:12:44] <jsonxml> https://en.wikipedia.org - Lone Ranger - Wikipedia
[11:12:46] <exec> └─ 13Lone Ranger - Wikipedia
[11:15:59] <Bytram> it was in syndication when I saw it on tv... always embodied good and truth winning out over evil... how far we've fallen =(
[11:16:38] <chromas> That's not cool anymore. Need to blur the lines
[11:17:04] <chromas> Is evil really so bad? Perhaps good isn't so...truth
[11:18:36] <Bytram> good/bad !== pleasant/painful
[11:19:01] <Bytram> cf: having a broken bone set back into alignment
[11:45:08] <Bytram> Whhoooooooooops!
[11:45:14] <Bytram> forgot what I had been doing...
[11:45:30] <Bytram> =dump
[11:45:30] <jsonxml> k
[11:45:32] <Bytram> =folding-rank
[11:45:33] <jsonxml> Rank: 10215 | WUs: 10119728 | Score: 101181309456 (10Sat Mar 28 11:20:10 GMT 2020)
[11:45:34] <Bytram> =g
[11:45:34] <jsonxml> Google search
[11:45:36] <Bytram> =gcctl
[11:45:46] <Bytram> =join
[11:45:48] <Bytram> =nick
[11:45:50] <Bytram> =notes
[11:45:50] * jsonxml ♩ (&#9833;) ♪ (&#9834;) ♫ (&#9835;) ♬ (&#9836;) 🎜 (&#127900;) 🎝 (&#127901;) 🎵 (&#127925;) 🎶 (&#127926;)
[11:45:52] <Bytram> =part
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[11:46:06] <Bytram> Ruh Roh!
[11:46:22] <Bytram> =g ruh roh!
[11:47:04] <Bytram> chromas: ^^^ my bad! Sorry! Maybe should reply with a query, response? Are you sure?
[11:47:57] <Bytram> Or... have another bot watching and that can resuscitate systemd if given =rejoin
[11:48:02] <Bytram> aka a meta bot
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[11:48:44] <Bytram> wb!
[11:48:46] <chromas> You can give it a =join
[11:48:53] <Bytram> after it's dead?
[11:49:00] <chromas> It only left the channel
[11:49:07] <Bytram> how's it going to "hear" me?
[11:49:16] <chromas> From another channel or pm
[11:49:33] <Bytram> Oh.... so just this particular channel?
[11:49:39] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:49:54] <chromas> Yeah; it didn't die this time :)
[11:50:03] <Bytram> YAY!
[11:50:17] <Bytram> pm jsonxml
[11:50:31] <chromas> /msg jsonxml =join #editorial
[11:51:00] <Bytram> chromas++ Nice! Actually... quite excellent, indeed!
[11:51:00] <Bender> karma - chromas: 133
[11:52:01] <Bytram> continuing...
[11:52:03] <Bytram> =rehashctl
[11:52:03] <jsonxml> Options: login
[11:52:03] <Bytram> =save
[11:52:03] <Bytram> =say
[11:52:03] <Bytram> =sedctl
[11:52:03] <jsonxml> k
[11:52:03] <jsonxml> disabled in this channel)
[11:52:18] <Bytram> =say this is a test string
[11:52:18] <jsonxml> this is a test string
[11:52:29] <Bytram> =sedctl on
[11:52:29] <jsonxml> disabled in this channel)
[11:52:33] <Bytram> ???
[11:52:43] <Bytram> =sub
[11:52:44] <jsonxml> Submit one or more links plus some text if you want
[11:52:44] <Bytram> =submit
[11:52:44] <Bytram> =taco
[11:52:44] <jsonxml> Submit one or more links plus some text if you want
[11:52:44] * jsonxml hides the all tacos
[11:52:45] <Bytram> =tacoctl
[11:52:45] <jsonxml> [add|del]-t[aco|emplate], stats
[11:53:09] <Bytram> =sedctl login
[11:53:09] <jsonxml> disabled in this channel)
[11:53:29] <Bytram> hrrrm???
[11:53:35] <Bytram> =tacoctl
[11:53:35] <jsonxml> [add|del]-t[aco|emplate], stats
[11:53:37] <Bytram> =tacoctl stats
[11:53:38] <jsonxml> 223 tacos; 22 templates.
[11:53:42] <chromas> The sedbot part is borked and I don't remember if that command actually even does anything
[11:53:59] <Bytram> k
[11:54:03] <Bytram> tx!
[11:54:08] <Bytram> =threadcount
[11:54:09] <jsonxml> 0
[11:54:09] <Bytram> =y
[11:54:09] <Bytram> =yt
[11:54:09] <Bytram> =gday
[11:54:09] <jsonxml> YaCY search
[11:54:09] <jsonxml> YouTube search
[11:54:09] <jsonxml> Imitation of exec's g'day script.
[11:54:13] * chromas should clean it up
[11:54:29] <Bytram> what is YaCY ???
[11:54:40] <Bytram> Yet Another... ???
[11:54:41] <chromas> Distributed search engine
[11:54:54] <Bytram> ahh
[11:54:59] <chromas> It's pretty slow and the results aren't that great
[11:55:04] <Bytram> whereas =g is strictly google?
[11:55:09] <chromas> Correct
[11:55:18] <Bytram> can u do a =ddg ?
[11:55:18] <chromas> I could add others I guess
[11:55:25] <chromas> Do they have an api?
[11:55:41] * chromas uses bing to look it up
[11:55:49] <Bytram> think so... let me watch a query in my brower... back in a minute or two
[11:56:22] <Bytram> =g Live HTTP Headers
[11:56:23] <jsonxml> https://addons.mozilla.org - HTTP Header Live – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
[11:56:25] <exec> └─ 13HTTP Header Live – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
[11:56:45] <Bytram> ^^^ amazingly useful addon HIGHLY reommended
[11:57:40] <chromas> Looks like their api is only for their "instant answers" so I might have to use a hanger
[11:57:58] <Bytram> hold on....
[11:58:19] <Bytram> >
[11:58:21] <Bytram> >>> #request# POST https://duckduckgo.com
[11:58:22] <Bytram> >>> POST /html/ q=test+phrase&b=
[11:58:23] <exec> └─ 13DuckDuckGo
[11:58:34] <Bytram> chromas: does that help?
[11:59:26] <Bytram> actual search string was "test string" (the "+" was added into the query, I am assuming)
[12:00:06] <chromas> A little. What's the difference between / and /html/ ?
[12:00:08] * Bytram retries without the quotes: "test+phrase"
[12:00:30] <chromas> Yeah. + for space in url parameters
[12:00:58] <Bytram> so, want to know how it handles an actual "+" ??
[12:01:14] <Bytram> >>> #request# POST https://duckduckgo.com
[12:01:14] <Bytram> >>> POST /html/ q=test%2Bphrase&b=
[12:01:16] <exec> └─ 13DuckDuckGo
[12:01:35] <Bytram> next up, quotes in query with space
[12:02:12] * chromas 'll add a module for ddg later today probably
[12:03:10] <Bytram> Much as you would expect, it hex-encodes the quotes:
[12:03:12] <Bytram> >>> #request# POST https://duckduckgo.com
[12:03:12] <Bytram> >>> POST /html/ q=%22test+phrase%22&b=
[12:03:13] <exec> └─ 13DuckDuckGo
[12:04:25] <Bytram> Finally (I hope!) all of the above: quotes AND plus sign in query, literally: "test+phrase"
[12:04:45] <Bytram> >>> #request# POST https://duckduckgo.com
[12:04:45] <Bytram> >>> POST /html/ q=%22test%2Bphrase%22&b=
[12:04:47] <exec> └─ 13DuckDuckGo
[12:06:04] <Bytram> AHA! Found that unicode url I was looking for!!!! https://www.fileformat.info
[12:06:05] <jsonxml> ^ 03EM DASH (U+2014)
[12:06:06] <exec> └─ 13Unicode Character 'EM DASH' (U+2014)
[12:07:51] <Bytram> And a search on DDG for just the mdash character: —
[12:08:01] <Bytram> >>> #request# POST https://duckduckgo.com
[12:08:01] <Bytram> >>> POST /html/ q=%E2%80%94&b=
[12:08:03] <exec> └─ 13DuckDuckGo
[12:11:21] <Bytram> chromas: There are also options for "Region" and Time period...
[12:13:35] <Bytram> Here is a search expressly stating a search within US (english, not spanish) and within the Year:
[12:13:38] <Bytram> >>> #request# POST https://duckduckgo.com
[12:13:38] <Bytram> >>> POST /html/ q=%E2%80%94&b=&kl=us-en&df=y
[12:13:40] <exec> └─ 13DuckDuckGo
[12:14:47] <Bytram> Here is a query for: stuff
[12:15:12] <Bytram> with explicit selection of default region and duration parameters:
[12:15:14] <Bytram> >>> #request# POST https://duckduckgo.com
[12:15:14] <Bytram> >>> POST /html/ q=stuff&b=&kl=&df=
[12:15:16] <exec> └─ 13DuckDuckGo
[12:16:04] <Bytram> chromas: that should cover the majority of things (no promises, YMMV, etc. =)
[12:23:32] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:23:33] <jsonxml> ^ 03List of XML and HTML character entity references - Wikipedia
[12:23:34] <exec> └─ 13List of XML and HTML character entity references - Wikipedia
[12:34:13] <Bytram> whereto? http://feedproxy.google.com
[12:34:15] <jsonxml> ^ 03Now that everyone's using Zoom, here are some privacy risks you need to watch out for ( https://www.cnet.com )
[12:34:16] <exec> └─ 13Now that everyone's using Zoom, here are some privacy risks you need to watch out for - CNET
[12:39:53] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.cnet.com
[12:39:55] <exec> └─ 13Now that everyone's using Zoom, here are some privacy risks you need to watch out for - CNET
[12:39:56] <exec> 708 stories loaded
[12:39:57] <exec> story not found
[12:40:05] <Bytram> =submit https://www.cnet.com
[12:40:07] <jsonxml> Submitting "Now that everyone's using Zoom, here are some privacy risks you need to watch out for"...
[12:40:07] <exec> └─ 13Now that everyone's using Zoom, here are some privacy risks you need to watch out for - CNET
[12:40:29] <jsonxml> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Now That Everyone's Using Zoom, Here are Some Privacy Risks You Need to Watch Out for" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:40:31] <exec> └─ 13Now That Everyone's Using Zoom, Here are Some Privacy Risks You Need to Watch Out for: SoylentNews Submission
[12:42:34] <Bytram> =help
[12:42:34] <jsonxml> blame, caps, cite, contribute, declinectl, declined, do, doi, dump, folding-rank, g, gcctl, join, nick, notes, part, rehashctl, save, say, sedctl, sub, submit, taco, tacoctl, threadcount, y, yt, gday
[12:43:05] <Bytram> =do
[12:43:05] * jsonxml
[12:43:13] <Bytram> =do help
[12:43:13] * jsonxml help
[13:00:39] <Bytram> =do /nick systemd
[13:00:39] * jsonxml /nick systemd
[13:09:03] <Bytram> =g caveat emptor
[13:09:04] <jsonxml> https://en.wikipedia.org - Caveat emptor - Wikipedia
[13:09:06] <exec> └─ 13Caveat emptor - Wikipedia
[13:09:55] <Bytram> =g if you are not paying for it you are the product
[13:09:56] <jsonxml> https://www.forbes.com - If You're Not Paying For It, You Become The Product
[13:09:58] <exec> └─ 13If You're Not Paying For It, You Become The Product
[13:10:05] <Bytram> =g if you are not paying for it you are the product -forbes
[13:10:06] <jsonxml> https://www.quora.com - Who originally suggested that 'if you're not paying for the product ...
[13:23:04] <Bytram> =g if the law is on your side, if the facts are on your side
[13:23:05] <jsonxml> https://quoteinvestigator.com - Legal Advice: Pound the Facts, Pound the Law, Pound the Table ...
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[13:52:19] <Bytram> =g microsoft halloween document
[13:52:20] <jsonxml> https://en.wikipedia.org - Halloween documents - Wikipedia
[13:52:22] <exec> └─ 13Halloween documents - Wikipedia
[13:53:47] <Bytram> =g microsoft antitrust
[13:53:48] <jsonxml> https://en.wikipedia.org - United States v. Microsoft Corp. - Wikipedia
[13:53:50] <exec> └─ 13United States v. Microsoft Corp. - Wikipedia
[13:54:45] <Bytram> =g microsoft steve ballmer linux cancer
[13:54:46] <jsonxml> https://www.theregister.co.uk - Ballmer: 'Linux is a cancer' • The Register
[13:54:47] <exec> └─ 13Ballmer: 'Linux is a cancer' • The Register
[13:54:58] <Bytram> =g microsoft steve ballmer linux is a cancer
[13:54:59] <jsonxml> https://www.theregister.co.uk - Ballmer: 'Linux is a cancer' • The Register
[13:55:00] <exec> └─ 13Ballmer: 'Linux is a cancer' • The Register
[13:55:06] <Bytram> =g microsoft steve ballmer linux is a cancer -register
[13:55:06] <jsonxml> https://www.zdnet.com - Ballmer: I may have called Linux a cancer but now I love it | ZDNet
[13:55:11] <exec> └─ 13Ballmer: I may have called Linux a cancer but now I love it | ZDNet
[13:55:13] <Bytram> =g microsoft steve ballmer linux is a cancer -register wikipedia
[13:55:14] <jsonxml> https://en.wikipedia.org - Microsoft and open source - Wikipedia
[13:55:16] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft and open source - Wikipedia
[13:59:37] <Bytram> =g microsoft mosaic
[13:59:37] <jsonxml> https://customers.microsoft.com - Microsoft Customer Story-Mosaic uses Microsoft Azure to help the ...
[13:59:39] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft Customer Stories
[13:59:50] <Bytram> =g microsoft mosaic internet explorer
[13:59:51] <jsonxml> https://en.wikipedia.org(web_browser) - Mosaic (web browser) - Wikipedia
[13:59:52] <exec> └─ 13Mosaic (web browser) - Wikipedia
[15:41:07] <Fnord666> good morning/afternoon/evening everyone!
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[17:52:36] <Bytram> ~arthur https://www.theregister.co.uk
[17:52:38] <exec> └─ 13What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorbike? Core-js just found out • The Register
[17:52:38] <exec> 727 stories loaded
[17:52:39] <exec> attempting to submit story: "What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorbike? Core-js just found out"
[17:53:10] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[17:53:13] <Bytram> Woops! That's already been submitted...
[17:53:16] <exec> 728 stories loaded
[17:53:43] <Bytram> Feel free to run which ever one the bots did best. =)
[17:55:21] <Fnord666> same version of Storybot, so...... =)
[17:56:45] <Bytram> =g "Bob Cringely"
[17:56:45] <jsonxml> https://www.cringely.com - About Bob - I, Cringely | I, Cringely
[17:56:47] <exec> └─ 13About Bob - I, Cringely | I, Cringely
[17:56:53] <Bytram> =g "Bob Cringely" -wikipedia
[17:56:53] <jsonxml> https://www.cringely.com - About Bob - I, Cringely | I, Cringely
[17:56:55] <exec> └─ 13About Bob - I, Cringely | I, Cringely
[17:56:56] <Bytram> =g "Bob Cringely" wikipedia
[17:56:57] <jsonxml> https://fr.wikipedia.org - Robert X. Cringely — Wikipédia
[17:57:00] <exec> └─ 13Robert X. Cringely — Wikipédia
[18:03:27] <Fnord666> =g "robert cringely"
[18:03:28] <jsonxml> https://www.cringely.com - Have you heard the one about Apple's data center? | I, Cringely
[18:03:30] <exec> └─ 13Have you heard the one about Apple's data center? | I, Cringely
[18:04:50] <Bytram> ~time x
[18:04:51] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 28 March 2020, 6:04 pm
[18:05:03] <Bytram> ~arthur https://arstechnica.com
[18:05:05] <exec> └─ 13Internet Archive offers 1.4 million copyrighted books for free online | Ars Technica
[18:05:06] <exec> 733 stories loaded
[18:05:07] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Internet Archive offers 1.4 million copyrighted books for free online"
[18:05:37] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[18:05:42] <exec> 733 stories loaded
[18:07:37] <Bytram> whereto? https://m.huffpost.com
[18:07:39] <jsonxml> ^ 03Photographer Captures Trump's Handwritten 'Chinese' Virus Revision On Speech Script ( https://www.huffpost.com )
[18:08:18] <Bytram> =submit https://www.huffpost.com
[18:08:20] <jsonxml> Submitting "Photographer Captures Trump's Handwritten 'Chinese' Virus Revision On Speech Script"...
[18:08:41] <jsonxml> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Photographer Captures Trump's Handwritten 'Chinese' Virus Revision On Speech Script" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:08:43] <exec> └─ 13Photographer Captures Trump's Handwritten 'Chinese' Virus Revision On Speech Script: SoylentNews Submission
[18:13:37] <chromas> Mmm, week-old politics
[18:21:10] <Bytram> chromas: s/ee/ea/
[18:21:12] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> Mmm, weak-old politics
[18:22:19] <Fnord666> lol
[18:59:56] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.nytimes.com
[18:59:58] <exec> └─ 13Blood Plasma From Survivors Will Be Given to Coronavirus Patients - The New York Times
[18:59:58] <jsonxml> ^ 03Blood Plasma From Survivors Will Be Given to Coronavirus Patients
[19:00:05] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.nytimes.com
[19:00:06] <jsonxml> ^ 03Blood Plasma From Survivors Will Be Given to Coronavirus Patients
[19:00:07] <exec> └─ 13Blood Plasma From Survivors Will Be Given to Coronavirus Patients - The New York Times
[19:03:12] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.nytimes.com
[19:03:12] <Bytram> ontext=storyline_updates_world?action=click&pgtype=Article&state=default&module=styln-coronavirus-world&region=MID_MAIN_CONTENT&context=storyline_updates_world?action=click&pgtype=Article&state=default&module=styln-coronavirus-world&region=MID_MAIN_CONTENT&context=storyline_updates_world#link-41d69ab6
[19:03:13] <exec> └─ 13Over 600,000 Coronavirus Cases Worldwide: Live Updates - The New York Times
[19:03:14] <jsonxml> ^ 03Coronavirus Live Updates: Over 600,000 Cases Worldwide as Hospital Ship Prepares to Head to New York
[19:06:48] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.nytimes.com
[19:06:50] <exec> └─ 13Over 600,000 Coronavirus Cases Worldwide: Live Updates - The New York Times
[19:06:50] <jsonxml> ^ 03Coronavirus Live Updates: U.S. Cases Cross 113,000, as Hospital Ship Heads to New York ( https://www.nytimes.com )
[19:06:52] <exec> └─ 13Over 600,000 Coronavirus Cases Worldwide: Live Updates - The New York Times
[19:27:52] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.nytimes.com
[19:27:53] <exec> └─ 13Airlines Tell Employees to Prepare for Difficult Times - The New York Times
[19:27:53] <jsonxml> ^ 03Airlines Tell Employees to Prepare for Difficult Times
[19:29:34] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.nytimes.com
[19:29:36] <exec> └─ 13Airlines Tell Employees to Prepare for Difficult Times - The New York Times
[19:29:36] <jsonxml> ^ 03Airlines Tell Employees to Prepare for Difficult Times
[19:29:41] <Bytram> https://www.cnn.com
[19:29:42] <exec> └─ 13Madonna calls coronavirus is 'the great equalizer,' in bathtub video - CNN
[19:29:44] <jsonxml> ^ 03Coronavirus is 'the great equalizer,' Madonna tells fans from her bathtub
[20:35:26] <Bytram> whereto? http://feedproxy.google.com
[20:35:27] <jsonxml> ^ 03Amid coronavirus, April Fools' Day jokes risk being tone deaf ( https://www.cnet.com )
[20:35:29] <exec> └─ 13Amid coronavirus, April Fools' Day jokes risk being tone deaf - CNET
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[22:45:47] <chromas> We're beheading now?
[22:55:13] <Bytram> =yt protect yourself
[22:55:14] <jsonxml> https://youtube.com - OSHUN - Protect Your Self ft. Proda (Official Video) (4:37)
[22:55:16] <exec> └─ 13OSHUN - Protect Your Self ft. Proda (Official Video) - YouTube
[22:55:21] <Bytram> =yt protect yourself madonna
[22:55:22] <jsonxml> https://youtube.com - Madonna - Express Yourself (Official Music Video) (5:2)
[22:55:24] <exec> └─ 13Madonna - Express Yourself (Official Music Video) - YouTube
[22:58:35] <Bytram> If she wanted to... madonna could make a PSA on SARS-CoV-2 where the lyrics are slightly altered, and the video shows various behaviors with some kind of Positive / Negative indicator (like the age-old bouncing ball for singing along to a song... except the ball is a happy or sad smiley emoji!)
[22:59:23] <Bytram> said ball bouncing over the words... You. Have. To. Protect Yourself!
[23:30:24] <Fnord666> if you can smell the fart you need to be further apart!
[23:33:06] <Bytram> Fnord666: Hate to break (the wind) to ya, but I've ripped a couple in my day that a 20 meters wouldn't save ya!
[23:33:27] <Fnord666> -)
[23:33:35] <Fnord666> room clearing?
[23:34:00] <Bytram> You say that... but if you were here, then, well, it would not be for long!