#editorial | Logs for 2019-04-26
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[00:02:33] <Bytram> =g elderberries
[00:02:34] <upstart> https://www.healthline.com - Elderberry: Benefits and Dangers
[00:02:39] <Bytram> =g elderberry
[00:02:40] <upstart> https://www.webmd.com - Elderberry: Uses, Side Effects, Interactions, Dosage, and Warning
[00:02:46] <Bytram> =g elderberry wikipedia
[00:02:47] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Sambucus - Wikipedia
[00:10:01] <Bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[00:10:02] <upstart> ^ 03Amazon plans to make Prime shipping one-day by default ( https://arstechnica.com )
[00:11:44] <Bytram> ugh, no exec so cannot do a ~arthur on a story :9
[00:11:56] <Bytram> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[00:11:58] <upstart> Submitting "Amazon plans to make Prime shipping one-day by default"...
[00:12:20] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Amazon Plans to Make Prime Shipping One-day by Default" -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:22:25] <Bytram> afk; biab
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[22:05:25] -!- mode/#editorial [+v mrpg] by Hephaestus
[22:05:31] <mrpg> Worry not! I'm here!
[22:05:44] <mrpg> The queue is empty but here I am!
[22:05:57] <mrpg> Stand aside citizen, I'm in charge!
[22:06:47] <mrpg> 64 submissions, like the C64
[22:07:17] <mrpg> https://soylentnews.org
[22:07:19] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[22:07:24] <mrpg> 1169 stories, good for me
[22:07:41] <mrpg> Ok, let's begin from the bottom up
[22:08:18] <mrpg> Billionaire sues Twitter for defamation - I like it
[22:12:02] <Deucalion> Everyone knows the only way to make bank these days is to sue someone,..
[22:12:42] <Deucalion> That or glue yourself to a train
[22:12:43] <mrpg> I only want 2100 $
[22:13:54] <Deucalion> what for?
[22:14:34] <mrpg> To move
[22:14:39] <mrpg> Story ready
[22:15:01] <mrpg> Now let me read the p2p weakness and then I'll do some other sub
[22:19:00] <Deucalion> If you piss off your neighbours enough they'll club together and find that for you :D
[22:19:24] <mrpg> Club together to club me
[22:20:03] <mrpg> So these cameras use p2p for communication? wow
[22:22:42] <mrpg> Ok I'll do women snoring.
[22:22:56] <Deucalion> Yeahm and they're in cohort with all the IOT fridges.
[22:23:03] <mrpg> that souns different once said out loud
[22:23:15] <mrpg> I'll do the submission about women ont reporing their snoring
[22:23:36] <Deucalion> Women snoring causes cancer
[22:23:46] <mrpg> !!!
[22:23:54] <mrpg> in women?
[22:24:21] <Deucalion> Of course not..... testicular cancer.
[22:24:56] <mrpg> omd = oh mon dieu
[22:27:07] <Deucalion> 1 Reason Not To Sleep Next To A Snoring Woman - CANCER - *not really, clickbait is stupid... but still CANCER... and you still CLICK
[22:29:56] <mrpg> Ok, the first story for Saturday is "Women Underreport Prevalence and Intensity of Their Own Snoring due to Social Stigma"
[22:32:01] <Deucalion> Seems fair enough. Women are as loud as men when it comes to snoring.
[22:33:25] <Deucalion> I think we all underreport our snoring though.... you need an observer
[22:34:13] <mrpg> #g observer change the output
[22:34:13] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org(physics) - "In physics, the observer effect is the theory that simply observing a situation or phenomenon inevitably changes that phenomenon. This is often the result of ..."
[22:34:30] <mrpg> #g verb french cerner
[22:34:31] <MrPlow> https://www.collinsdictionary.com - "... Dictionary online. Over 100000 English translations of French words and phrases. ... cerner. [sɛʀne ]. Verb Table transitive verb. 1. (Military) to surround. 2."
[22:35:16] <Deucalion> Sh.... I just meant, you can't observe one's own snoring.
[22:36:36] <Deucalion> I love editors for making me feel like I know nothing... every time.
[22:36:53] <mrpg> :-) Sorry
[22:37:00] <mrpg> Deucalion++
[22:37:00] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 7
[22:37:38] <mrpg> NEXT in SOYLENTNEWS: The US Navy is Drafting New Rules to Report UFO Sightings
[22:38:39] <Deucalion> Don't be sorry. It just is.
[22:45:47] <mrpg> No brother, we must fight the oppressor for your rights!
[22:45:55] <mrpg> #g monty python loretta
[22:45:55] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com - "May 12, 2012 ... The Loretta skit from Monty Python and the Life of Brian I do not own any of this material it's all courtesy of Monty Python at ..."
[22:48:46] <Deucalion> I have no rights other than those permitted to me
[22:49:35] * Deucalion jiggles
[22:51:13] <mrpg> Ready - Speedgate: World’s First Sport Generated by AI
[22:51:23] <mrpg> Nvidia
[22:53:50] <Deucalion> I didn't realise contemplation of your own navel would be such a thing....
[22:57:12] <mrpg> Anything can help to meditate
[23:10:20] <Bytram> whereto? https://arstechnica.com
[23:10:21] <upstart> ^ 03Elon Musk reaches settlement in SEC tweet battle ( https://arstechnica.com )
[23:10:27] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: o/
[23:10:34] <Bytram> Deucalion: Ahoy!
[23:10:44] <Bytram> mrpg: Greetings!
[23:17:45] <mrpg> bytram: hi welcome
[23:18:16] <Bytram> howdy!
[23:18:30] <Bytram> Thanks so much for picking up the slack and pushing out stories!
[23:18:36] <Bytram> mrpg++
[23:18:36] <Bender> karma - mrpg: 73
[23:18:57] * Bytram is trying to quickly get s story sub together
[23:20:04] <mrpg> I read that as "punishing out stories" :-)
[23:20:32] <Bytram> you make that sound like it's a bad thing
[23:20:39] <mrpg> :-)
[23:20:42] <mrpg> in memoriam
[23:20:46] <Bytram> nod nod
[23:20:53] <Bytram> hope I got it correct
[23:21:00] <mrpg> I'll do " People Who Claim to Work 75-Hour Weeks Usually Only Work About 50 Hours"
[23:21:26] <Bytram> *only* 50 hours? Only is America, methinks
[23:21:31] <Bytram> s/is/in/
[23:21:42] <Deucalion> Hi Bytram
[23:21:44] <Bytram> oh, right. exec has gone and died.
[23:21:49] <Bytram> hola!
[23:21:58] <Bytram> hrrrm
[23:22:16] <Bytram> =g site:soylentnews.org musk SEC
[23:22:17] <upstart> https://soylentnews.org - In New Starship Details, Musk Reveals a More Practical Approach ...
[23:22:24] <Bytram> nope
[23:22:33] <Bytram> =g site:soylentnews.org musk tweet SEC
[23:22:33] <upstart> https://soylentnews.org - BFR Renamed; Elon Musk's Use of Cannabis to Blame for NASA ...
[23:22:38] <Bytram> nope
[23:22:46] <Deucalion> People who work in offices don't work the hours trhey claim to,,,
[23:23:11] <Deucalion> exec is on SN servers no?
[23:23:26] <Bytram> no
[23:23:56] <Bytram> written by crutchy, in PHP, and by no means would TMB allow it anywhere near one of our servers
[23:24:04] <Bytram> is on a box under cmn's control
[23:24:23] <Deucalion> who is also MIA :D
[23:24:36] <Bytram> well, on vacation, that is.
[23:25:12] <Deucalion> TMB was right... a PHP bot,,,,
[23:25:15] <Bytram> maybe we could run it in a vm on our server (which is, in turn, a vm)?
[23:25:24] <Bytram> turtles all the way down!
[23:27:00] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:27:02] <upstart> ^ 03Elon Musk Accused by SEC of Misleading Investors in August Tweet [Updated] - SoylentNews
[23:27:21] <Deucalion> It's best we don't talk about Hephaestus - I coded that on a BBC B in BASIC.
[23:27:50] <Bytram> .https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=18/08/16/0123234
[23:28:04] <mrpg> Ready People Who Claim ...
[23:28:29] <Bytram> nothing necessarily wrong with using BASIC; depends on how well it is wielded!
[23:28:32] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:28:33] <upstart> ^ 03SEC Reportedly Subpoenas Tesla Over Take-Private Tweet - SoylentNews
[23:29:01] <Deucalion> GOTO
[23:29:17] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:29:18] <upstart> ^ 03Funding for Tesla to Go Private Could Come From Saudis; Lawsuits and SEC Scrutiny Increase - SoylentNews
[23:29:30] <Bytram> =g GOTO hazardous Minsky
[23:29:30] * Deucalion glues jiggly bits to a boat... BRB
[23:29:31] <upstart> https://en.wikipedia.org - Considered harmful - Wikipedia
[23:29:41] <Bytram> k
[23:30:37] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:30:38] <upstart> ^ 03SEC Settlement: Elon Musk Resigns as Chairman of Tesla, Stays as CEO, $40 Million in Fines Paid - SoylentNews
[23:31:32] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:31:33] <upstart> ^ 03Elon Musk Isn’t on His Twitter Leash Yet, So He’s Taunting the SEC - SoylentNews
[23:31:54] <mrpg> Finnally - NoScript Extension Officially Released for Google Chrome
[23:32:28] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:32:29] <upstart> ^ 03Tesla Facing Criminal Probe - SoylentNews
[23:35:38] <Bytram> submission submitted (maybe I should... give up?)
[23:39:17] <Deucalion> Never give up :D
[23:46:07] <Bytram> lol
[23:46:49] * Bytram was just looking to fill out the "Previously" part of a new elon musk story I was submitting
[23:53:02] * Bytram looks at older job applicants story
[23:53:37] <mrpg> Nocrpit sub ready
[23:53:40] <mrpg> noscript
[23:53:47] <mrpg> brb
[23:54:22] <mrpg> well no, back in a few hours. Gotta cook rice, eat, clean, bathe, etc.
[23:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i could run it on a vm but i occasionally reboot to windows to play vidya, like i'm about to shortly
[23:55:09] <Bytram> nod nod... but I was thinking maybe we could creqate a VM on one of *our* servers?
[23:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. not a great idea.
[23:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> rather put it on my media server than that.
[23:57:02] <chromas> use s systemd container
[23:58:25] <Bytram> appreciate the thought
[23:59:05] <Bytram> maybe we need a... bot box?