#editorial | Logs for 2018-10-04

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[00:00:25] <Bytram> whereto? http://go.theregister.com
[00:00:26] <upstart> ^ 03Apple forgot to lock Intel Management Engine in laptops, so get patching ( https://www.theregister.co.uk )
[00:00:27] <exec> └─ 13Apple forgot to lock Intel Management Engine in laptops, so get patching • The Register
[00:31:02] <Bytram> .
[00:31:04] <Bytram> whereto? http://www.bbc.com
[00:31:06] <upstart> ^ 03Do we really live longer than our ancestors?
[00:31:07] <exec> └─ 13BBC - Future - Do we really live longer than our ancestors?
[00:33:26] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[00:33:26] <upstart> ^ 03Emissions-free energy system saves heat from the summer sun for winter
[00:34:24] <chromas> 'forgot'
[00:34:35] <chromas> apple++ # helping the little guy
[00:34:35] <Bender> karma - apple: 1
[00:36:50] <Bytram> http://www.chalmers.se
[00:36:53] <upstart> ^ 03Emissions-free energy system saves heat from the summer sun for winter | Chalmers
[00:36:54] <exec> └─ 13Emissions-free energy system saves heat from the summer sun for winter
[00:37:16] <Bytram> http://www.chalmers.se
[00:37:21] <upstart> ^ 03Chalmers University of Technology | Chalmers ( https://www.chalmers.se )
[00:37:23] <exec> └─ 13Chalmers University of Technology
[00:37:50] <Bytram> #g TLD .se
[00:37:50] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "se is the Internet country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Sweden (Sverige). The top domain ... There are some second-level TLDs still in use under .se, for example .domstol.se reserved for Swedish courts. These might not be recognized by ..."
[00:37:51] <upstart> ^ 03.se - Wikipedia
[00:38:44] <chromas> goat.se
[00:38:54] <Bytram> earlytobed++
[00:38:54] <Bender> karma - earlytobed: 1
[00:38:58] <Bytram> tired--
[00:38:58] <Bender> karma - tired: -1
[00:39:16] <chromas> aw, goat.se has actual goats. Disappointment
[00:39:18] <Bytram> chromas: thanks for all you've done to push out stories into the queue!
[00:39:23] <Bytram> ROFL!
[00:39:34] <Bytram> but what are they doing?
[00:39:43] <Bytram> or, should I ask:
[00:39:47] <Bytram> butt what are they doing?
[00:39:59] <chromas> takyon++ did all the work. I just clicked accept
[00:39:59] <Bender> karma - takyon: 102
[00:40:01] <Bytram> goats are known for butting heads, amirite?
[00:40:29] <chromas> yep. those kids butt heads
[00:40:54] <Bytram> takyon++ Indeed! I always know it is a simple sub for *us* when I see one from him... especially handy when trying to push out a story using my cell phone!
[00:40:54] <Bender> karma - takyon: 103
[00:41:04] <Bytram> two shay!
[00:41:46] <Bytram> but srsly, I caught up on my sleep, a bit, last night still feel overtired.
[00:41:57] <chromas> He's probably gonna start setting traps for us though. We'll get used to his subs being perfect, then he'll start sneaking in meows or rickrolls
[00:42:19] <Bytram> maybe if I can get to bed at a reasonable hour tonight, and sleep in tomorrow (day off), I might be able to shake this thing
[00:42:40] <chromas> ~g'night
[00:42:50] * chromas was hoping to fire a blank
[00:42:52] <Bytram> he *could* but it would also appear in the "Original Submission" link
[00:43:00] <Bytram> ~gnight chromas
[00:43:02] * exec clumsily piles some stock footage of limp carrots on chromas
[00:43:15] <chromas> ~g'night ⠀
[00:43:16] * exec explicitly flings a dumpster of logical fallacies at ⠀
[00:43:19] <Bytram> uh, what's up doc?
[00:43:20] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram
[00:43:22] * exec romantically postulates a shot of ding dongs towards Bytram
[00:43:24] * chromas spanks his carrot
[00:43:41] <Bytram> #g Ding Dong pastries
[00:43:42] <MrPlow> https://www.yelp.com - "79 reviews of Ding Dong Pastries \"Wait... I've never written a review for Ding Dong? I've been coming here for over a decade. It is the number one bun shop in ..."
[00:43:45] <upstart> ^ 03Ding Dong Pastries - Chinatown - Toronto, ON, Canada
[00:43:50] <Bytram> lol
[00:43:59] <Bytram> #g Ding Dong hostess
[00:44:00] <MrPlow> http://hostesscakes.com - "With Twinkies, Cupcakes, Ding Dongs and other classic treats, Hostess has been baking OMGs before OMG was even a thing."
[00:44:00] <upstart> ^ 03Hostess Snack Cakes
[00:44:08] <Bytram> ahh, that's the one!
[00:44:17] <Bytram> and, with that, toodle loo!
[11:25:18] <Bytram> https://www.aljazeera.com
[11:25:18] <upstart> ^ 03Moon missions in five years: Bezos' Blue Origin sets sights high
[11:25:20] <exec> └─ 13Moon missions in five years: Bezos' Blue Origin sets sights high | News | Al Jazeera
[11:25:34] <Bytram> https://www.bloomberg.com
[11:28:51] <Bytram> chromas: Congratulations on flying right past 400 stories posted! https://soylentnews.org
[11:28:58] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[11:28:58] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[11:51:12] <chromas> Still at the bottom. Gotta beat mrpg
[11:51:57] <Bytram> beat him, gently, please.
[11:52:11] <Bytram> and, you are far from the bottom, my friend... hold on a sec
[11:52:29] <Bytram> take a looky here: https://soylentnews.org
[11:52:30] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews: Authors
[11:52:32] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: Authors
[11:53:06] <Bytram> chromas: looks to me you are ahead of 14 other authors!
[11:53:19] <chromas> Doesn't count unless it's a top $number list
[11:54:44] * Bytram updates the template to make the list shorter.
[11:54:57] <chromas> oh no!
[11:55:17] <Bytram> Bwahahaha!
[11:56:32] <Bytram> looks like the template would be: main;hof;default
[11:59:16] <Bytram> naaah, as I thought... it only displays what is fed to the template. Would need to change the site code to change the amount. Unless there was a site var, and I don't feel like looking around any more at this point.
[11:59:30] <Bytram> chromas: ^^^ you can breathe a sigh of relief.
[12:01:04] <Bytram> break time
[12:04:19] <chromas> https://i.imgur.com
[14:33:08] <Bytram> whereto? http://cts.businesswire.com
[14:33:11] <exec> ├─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:33:12] <exec> └─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:33:23] <Bytram> http://bit.ly
[14:33:25] <upstart> ^ 03Business Email Compromise Research Report ( https://info.digitalshadows.com )
[14:33:26] <exec> └─ 13Business Email Compromise Research Report
[14:41:53] <Bytram> chromas: am looking at: https://soylentnews.org
[14:41:54] <upstart> ^ 03Business Email Compromise Made Easy for Cybercriminals as 12.5 Million Company Email Inboxes and 33,: SoylentNews Submission
[14:41:56] <exec> └─ 13Business Email Compromise Made Easy for Cybercriminals as 12.5 Million Company Email Inboxes and 33,: SoylentNews Submission
[14:42:08] <Bytram> I don't see source link in the story submission?
[14:43:18] <Bytram> a quick search found this: http://www.businesswire.com
[14:43:19] <upstart> ^ 03Business Email Compromise Made Easy for Cybercriminals as 12.5 Million Company Email Inboxes and 33,000 Finance Department Credentials Openly Accessible on the Web ( https://www.businesswire.com )
[14:43:38] <Bytram> this looks like it might be the same thing: http://businesswire.ulitzer.com
[14:43:40] <upstart> ^ 03Business Email Compromise Made Easy for Cybercriminals as 12.5 Million Company Email Inboxes and 33,000 Finance Department Credentials Openly Accessible on the Web
[14:43:40] <exec> └─ 13Business Email Compromise Made Easy for Cybercriminals as 12.5 Million Company Email Inboxes and 33,000 Finance Department Credentials Openly Accessible on the Web | Business Wire
[14:43:59] <Bytram> yep, same story.
[14:46:00] <Bytram> .
[14:46:04] <Bytram> whereto? http://cts.businesswire.com
[14:46:10] <exec> ├─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:46:11] <exec> └─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:46:29] <Bytram> http://bit.ly
[14:46:30] <upstart> ^ 03Bitly | Page Not Found | 404 ( https://bitly.com )
[14:46:31] <exec> ├─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:46:32] <exec> └─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:47:13] <Bytram> http://bit.ly
[14:47:14] <upstart> ^ 03Bitly | Page Not Found | 404 ( https://bitly.com )
[14:47:18] <exec> ├─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:47:19] <exec> └─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:47:40] <Bytram> http://bit.ly
[14:47:41] <upstart> ^ 03Bitly | Page Not Found | 404 ( https://bitly.com )
[14:47:43] <exec> ├─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:47:44] <exec> └─ 13Bitly | Page Not Found | 404
[14:52:06] <Bytram> the business wire story did all kinds of bad things to the actual story/report... removed links; redacted parts of email names, etc.
[14:54:50] <Bytram> http://bit.ly
[14:54:51] <upstart> ^ 03Business Email Compromise Research Report ( https://info.digitalshadows.com )
[14:54:53] <exec> └─ 13Business Email Compromise Research Report
[14:59:34] <Bytram> takyon++ I noticed the story queue went dry, *tried* to push out a story quickly, and you got two stories in to fill the gap!!!
[14:59:34] <Bender> karma - takyon: 104
[15:05:08] <Bytram> whereto? http://bit.ly
[15:05:10] <upstart> ^ 03Dose-Dependent Associations Between Sleep Duration and Unsafe Behaviors Among US High School Students ( https://jamanetwork.com )
[15:05:10] <exec> └─ 13Dose-Dependent Associations Between Sleep Duration and Unsafe Behaviors Among US High School Students | Adolescent Medicine | JAMA Pediatrics | JAMA Network
[15:07:34] <Bytram> #g DOI 10.1001/jamapediatrics.2018.2777
[15:07:50] <Bytram> #g DOI 10.1001/jamapediatrics.2018.2777
[15:07:50] <MrPlow> https://jamanetwork.com - "2 days ago ... Published Online: October 1, 2018. doi:10.1001/jamapediatrics.2018.2777. Author Contributions: Drs Weaver and Klerman had full access to ..."
[15:07:53] <upstart> ^ 03Dose-Dependent Associations Between Sleep Duration and Unsafe Behaviors Among US High School Students ( https://jamanetwork.com )
[19:11:30] <chromas> Seems like the bot somehow derps on businesswire subs' links. Not sure how
[22:42:28] <Bytram> chromas: probably just chalk it up to skill
[22:42:30] <Bytram> ;)
[23:18:54] <Bytram> oh, and it's time to commence weekend story spacing; 141m or 2h21m, give-or-take