#editorial | Logs for 2017-04-08

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[00:58:04] <Bytram> ~tell Fnord666 congratulations on joining the 500 stories posted club! https://soylentnews.org
[00:58:07] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[01:01:14] <Fnord666> ~gday #editorial!
[01:01:16] * exec explicitly derives a drop of coke from #editorial!
[01:01:39] <Fnord666> thanks Bytram!
[01:02:19] <Bytram> you're welcome... but mroe importantly, thank YOU!
[01:02:36] <Fnord666> So how are you tonight?
[01:03:19] <Bytram> better. Got a couple good meals into me yesterday on my day off, a good nap, and nearly a full night's sleep. viva la difference!
[01:03:24] <Bytram> how are YOU doing?
[01:05:06] <Fnord666> Doing well. It's finally the weekend, the weather is supposed to warm up, and I'm not on call.
[01:05:24] <n1_> Bytram !!
[01:05:26] <n1_> Fnord666 !!
[01:05:37] <Bytram> Sounds like a nice combo! Working retail, I miss having weekends off, but it has its plusses, too.
[01:05:40] <Bytram> n1_: !!
[01:06:14] <n1_> good to hear you
[01:06:17] <Fnord666> n1!!
[01:06:20] <n1_> have been able to catch your breath, Bytram
[01:06:40] <Bytram> I keep running after it, but never quite catch up!
[01:09:47] <Fnord666> So how is n1 these days?
[01:11:14] <n1_> n1 is doing alright, keeping positive and productive
[01:11:44] <n1_> was planning on moving my desk into another room today, but proved to be too much effort for now
[01:11:44] <Fnord666> That's good to here
[01:12:07] <Fnord666> s/here/hear/
[01:12:07] <sedctl> <Fnord666> That's good to hear
[01:12:09] <exec> <Fnord666> That's good to hear
[01:12:17] <Fnord666> about being alright I mean
[01:12:27] <n1_> still a long road, but feeling good for now
[01:12:37] <Fnord666> good
[01:13:26] <Fnord666> hadn't spoken to you for a while so I was wondering how you were doing.
[01:14:07] <Fnord666> My problem would be finding my desk under all the crap on top of it.
[01:14:42] <n1_> thats why it was too much effort, i tried to move it without taking the shit off it... but couldnt quite get it around the corner
[01:14:55] <n1_> how has life been treating you?
[01:15:08] * Bytram suggests borrowing a sawzall
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[01:15:40] <Fnord666> bytram - that's how sleeper sofas get brought back up from the basement around here at least
[01:15:53] <charon_> hiyo Fnord666
[01:16:09] <Fnord666> howdy charon_
[01:16:12] <n1_> hey charon_
[01:16:33] <Fnord666> n1_ things have been decent around here these last few weeks
[01:16:36] <charon_> hiyo n1_ and Bytram (if you're there)
[01:16:43] <Bytram> nope!
[01:17:09] <Fnord666> everyone who isn't here raise your hand please
[01:17:11] <charon_> oh good, he says he's not in. now we can talk about him
[01:17:18] <Bytram> ~blame
[01:17:19] * exec points at Bytram
[01:17:21] <Fnord666> like that ever stopped us
[01:17:25] <charon_> point
[01:18:07] <charon_> happy 500, Fnord666
[01:18:17] <Fnord666> thank you sir
[01:18:51] * Bytram thinks it sounds like a new automobile race
[01:19:05] <Bytram> now, coming to you live from daytona, the Fnord666 500!
[01:19:15] <Bytram> ;)
[01:19:31] <Fnord666> I need a buttload more money before I can buy a race.
[01:19:47] <Fnord666> just like stadiums these days
[01:20:09] <charon_> brought to you by Sriracha Hot Pepper Sauce and Charmin
[01:20:31] <Fnord666> it's the Castrol/Shell/GoDaddy/ someplace 500
[01:20:44] <Fnord666> charon_ - ouch!
[01:20:57] <Bytram> so big oil is a Shell company?
[01:21:06] <charon_> shell game?
[01:21:16] <Bytram> charon++
[01:21:16] <Bender> karma - charon: 26
[01:21:17] <Fnord666> which rock is the crude under?
[01:21:36] <Bytram> rock paper scissors [lizzard spock]
[01:21:42] <Fnord666> ~yt burning ring of fire
[01:21:57] <charon_> i think it's #yt
[01:22:11] <Fnord666> someone watches too much Big Bang Theory
[01:22:44] <Fnord666> Bytram too many combinations at that point
[01:23:37] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:23:39] <exec> └─ 13Rock–paper–scissors - Wikipedia
[01:24:47] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:24:53] <exec> └─ 13400 Bad Request
[01:25:00] <Bytram> lol
[01:25:12] <charon_> read the "American Case" sub-heading
[01:29:39] <Bytram> most interstring indeed!
[01:38:39] <Fnord666> so how is charon_ this fine Friday?
[01:50:38] <charon_> i'm ok. just had three last minute returns come in at the same time
[01:50:51] <charon_> and yourself?
[01:51:06] <Fnord666> doing well
[01:52:43] <charon_> friday night, time to DANCE
[01:53:24] <Fnord666> exactly
[01:55:50] <charon_> or just go home and play games
[01:57:27] <Fnord666> how is torment going?
[01:57:29] <Bytram> hi gang! I've been trying to employ "the JR technique" -- drain the submissions queue and load up stories for the w/e, so as to hopefully get more subs.
[01:58:05] <Bytram> we're down to 17 subs, but I've got us covered thru sun @ 0700 UTC
[01:58:19] <Bytram> and...
[01:58:20] <Bytram> boing
[01:58:21] <Bytram> boing
[01:58:23] <Bytram> boing
[01:58:47] * Bytram hears the bell toll and decides it's well night time for bed.
[01:59:27] <Fnord666> well that answers that question
[01:59:51] <Fnord666> ~gnight Bytram
[01:59:52] <Bytram> what question is that?
[01:59:53] * exec overratedly embiggens a tumbleweed of bile with Bytram
[02:00:02] <Bytram> ~gnight Fnord666
[02:00:03] * exec buttmagically inserts a quart of 🖕 into Fnord666
[02:00:05] <Bytram> ~gnight charon
[02:00:06] * exec proverbially shoves a ½ cup of various cheeses in charon
[02:00:06] <Fnord666> #yt for whom the bell tolls
[02:00:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:00:19] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:00:20] <Fnord666> ouch!
[02:00:20] * exec dexterously evolves a thingy of whisky from TheMightyBuzzard
[02:00:30] <Bytram> #yt one less bell to answer
[02:00:30] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram
[02:00:32] * exec inadequately uninstalls a dongle of perl from Bytram
[02:00:47] <Bytram> think I won that one
[02:00:57] <charon_> ~gnight Bytram
[02:00:59] * exec transphobically pairs a dogbox of pocket cmn with Bytram
[02:01:11] <Fnord666> i believe so
[02:01:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, you lost your dongle
[02:01:18] <Bytram> pocket-sized? super-size it!
[02:01:53] <Bytram> nah, still have the dongle, that was just the measurement of how much perl was removed.
[02:02:03] <Bytram> and, just in case, nograb
[02:02:11] <Bytram> sleep well, my friends!
[02:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[02:02:17] <Fnord666> you too Bytram
[02:02:39] * charon_ hopes for more snow in new england
[02:03:23] <Fnord666> don't want to cut the grass?
[02:04:13] <charon_> nah, ws just trying to get one last rise out of Bytram
[02:04:27] <Fnord666> ah
[02:06:09] <charon_> ok, time to go. catch y'all later on
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[02:34:38] <charon> rise from your graves!
[02:39:49] <n1_> braiiinnsss
[02:39:57] * n1_ shuffles
[02:43:26] <charon> oh shit
[02:43:42] <charon> didn't mean to start the zombie apocalypse
[02:51:03] <n1_> no one means to start a zombie apocalypse
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[04:29:23] <Fnord666> I do
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[22:51:25] <charon_> blarg
[22:57:54] <charon_> hiyo #editorial -al -al -al