#editorial | Logs for 2017-02-17

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[02:37:47] <Bytram> cmn32480: fyi - the patch tuesday story was a real qick-n-dirty effort to at least get the story out there.
[02:42:26] <Bytram> heh, was not as bad as I had thought... I'm getting better at this writing stuff
[02:42:44] <Bytram> break time
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[17:22:36] <takyon> site is fucking up
[17:22:48] <takyon> luckily I saved my submission text
[17:24:48] <cmn32480> ~blame
[17:24:49] * exec points at Bytram
[18:25:29] <takyon> tweaked CNC mill headline a bit
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[18:30:29] <AzumaHazuki> I have a link for a submission: http://www.nature.com
[18:30:32] <exec> └─ 13Enhanced Development of Skeletal Myotubes from Porcine Induced Pluripotent Stem Cells : Scientific Reports
[18:30:42] <AzumaHazuki> ooh, thanks exec :) handy tool that
[18:30:53] <takyon> hi
[18:30:59] <takyon> i'll sub it
[18:31:04] <AzumaHazuki> the teal deer here is we may be able to make cruelty-free pork chops :9
[18:31:26] <takyon> are you saying this is an enhancement of the previous lab-grown meat technique? cool
[18:31:35] <AzumaHazuki> i'm a filthy omnivore, but the instant lab meat goes mainstream i will never again eat the products of slaughter
[18:31:45] <AzumaHazuki> if they pull this off, even a Jain or Buddhist could eat it...
[18:32:06] <takyon> is there a news article associated with this or do I have to roll with the journal article only
[18:32:32] <AzumaHazuki> It's just the journal IIRC
[18:32:41] <takyon> http://www.globalmeatnews.com
[18:32:43] <exec> └─ 13Pork grown in a lab nearer to reality
[18:33:03] <AzumaHazuki> i found this http://www.digitaltrends.com
[18:33:05] <exec> └─ 13Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Animal-Free Pork In A Lab | Digital Trends
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[18:39:41] <takyon> AzumaHazuki: https://soylentnews.org
[18:39:44] <exec> └─ 13Lab-Grown Pork Closer to Reality: SoylentNews Submission
[18:42:39] <takyon> I'm kinda blown after submitting this monster: https://soylentnews.org
[18:42:42] <exec> └─ 13Right to Record Police Established in U.S. Fifth Circuit: SoylentNews Submission
[18:48:40] <AzumaHazuki> thank you for making that sub :)
[18:49:06] <takyon> np
[18:52:11] <takyon> pork.... sub....
[18:52:23] * cmn32480 passes the BBQ sauce
[18:52:53] <takyon> fuck the police
[18:53:48] <cmn32480> chops
[18:53:50] <cmn32480> bacon
[18:53:51] <cmn32480> ham
[18:53:55] <cmn32480> pulled
[18:53:56] <cmn32480> roasted
[18:53:58] <cmn32480> smoked
[18:54:04] <cmn32480> headcheese
[18:54:07] <cmn32480> mmmmmmm
[18:54:49] <takyon> yeah i like pulled. gotta make a few more pounds of that
[18:55:48] <cmn32480> pulled is excellent
[18:56:11] <cmn32480> roast is excellent too... if sliced for sammiches w/ swiss and spicy brown mustard
[18:56:20] <cmn32480> #sammich takyton
[18:56:21] * MrPlow looks around but does not see takyton
[18:56:25] <cmn32480> #sammich takyon
[18:56:25] * MrPlow sneaks up behind takyon and cuts their throat
[18:56:25] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced takyon's corpse sammiches for everyone in #editorial
[18:57:12] <takyon> https://arstechnica.com
[18:57:15] <exec> └─ 13New diesel Chevy Cruze can go an estimated 702 miles on a single tank of fuel | Ars Technica
[18:58:00] <cmn32480> 80 gallon tank?
[18:58:26] <takyon> 13, looks like
[18:58:33] <cmn32480> daymn
[18:58:41] <AzumaHazuki> wait, 55 mpg then?
[18:58:45] <AzumaHazuki> wow...
[18:58:46] <takyon> 13.5 gallons
[18:58:50] <cmn32480> sounds about right
[18:58:50] <takyon> 52 mpg
[18:59:00] <cmn32480> so that is the EPA number.. .
[18:59:06] <cmn32480> odds are it really gets about 48
[18:59:20] <AzumaHazuki> still, that's damn good
[18:59:23] <takyon> caveats mentioned in article
[19:00:02] <cmn32480> you have to drive with no body on the car...
[19:00:37] <takyon> we should run this to piss off gewg_: https://arstechnica.com
[19:00:39] <exec> └─ 13Munich mulls dropping Linux, returning to Windows 10 | Ars Technica
[19:01:49] <takyon> the latest Juno image looks so cool: https://www.nasa.gov
[19:01:52] <exec> └─ 13404 | NASA
[19:01:55] <takyon> i'll sub that one
[19:04:16] <AzumaHazuki> takyon: Munich got a "visit" from an MS rep
[19:05:03] <takyon> nice compatability, it would be a shame if it was broken
[19:05:34] <AzumaHazuki> i hate how everything becomes political in tech
[19:07:34] <takyon> s_st_m_ fill in the blanks
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[22:39:15] <charon_> ~gday editorial
[22:39:17] * exec emphatically pairs a 5¼" floppy disk of power overwhelming with editorial
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[22:58:59] <mrpg> hi. would you like this to be posted? Americans Are Struggling to Pay Off Their Auto Loans
[23:01:55] <charon_> yes, posting is good
[23:02:05] <mrpg> ok
[23:12:47] <mrpg> ready now let's see the cdc one, sounds like zombies to me. Z nation zombies.
[23:13:52] <charon_> no, i am not looking forward to a zombie apocalypse
[23:15:31] <mrpg> dont worry, it's about hoses that were not approved to pump air. not something like TWD season 2 finale
[23:16:17] <mrpg> hmmmm CDC is now conducting safety tests to determine whether the scientists might have been exposed to harmful chemicals that passed through the air hoses.
[23:16:52] <mrpg> ah, the hoses are plugged in the special suits they use.
[23:17:05] <charon_> harmful zombie causing chemicals
[23:17:40] * charon_ runs for the zombie bunker
[23:19:45] <mrpg> the zombie virus is like love, it is in the air
[23:23:03] * charon_ turns on flamethrower
[23:26:56] <mrpg> CDC ready. Now let's see this munich thing.
[23:37:23] <mrpg> bull, this submission can be to one link and that's it.
[23:46:32] <mrpg> everyone and their dog is talking about this linux munich thing but I can't find one single link to an official website.
[23:53:15] <charon_> fake news!
[23:53:35] <charon_> i blame kellyanne conway