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[23:07:32] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 8°C/47°F, 3:07 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
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[22:09:48] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 10°C/50°F, 2:09 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
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[21:19:10] <charon_> well, after watching dismemberment and 50 gallons of blood, time for lunch
[21:09:56] <cmn32480> it is pretty funny
[21:07:59] <charon_> of course it it. grotesque humor in service of a serious message
[21:01:29] <cmn32480> I'm not sure if that is suposed to be funny
[21:00:44] <charon_> and they say germans have no sense of humor
[20:55:02] <cmn32480> that is hilarious
[20:52:57] <charon_> this may be the funniest thing you see today
[20:52:27] <exec> └─ 13Forklift Driver Klaus English Subtitles - YouTube
[20:52:26] <charon_> https://www.youtube.com
[20:51:50] <cmn32480> basically
[20:51:04] <charon_> woohoo. hold my beer!
[20:49:55] <cmn32480> nope... but it looked like we were moving 100mph with the rooster tails of mud I was tossing up
[20:48:05] <charon_> so no donuts? no skid marks? not even a wheelie?
[20:47:29] <charon_> are not
[20:47:21] <charon_> yeah, it's probably lowest common denominator to make sure the idiots are messing things up too badly
[20:47:09] <cmn32480> though getting it stuck in the mud was NOT my idea of a good time
[20:46:55] <cmn32480> we do what has to be done to get the job done...
[20:46:46] <cmn32480> we are small business...
[20:46:37] <cmn32480> you would big "big corporate"
[20:46:24] <cmn32480> littel different
[20:46:06] <charon_> around my store, they don't even let forklifts go on asphalt. they have to stay on concrete
[20:44:51] <charon_> lol
[20:44:46] <cmn32480> neither will the people I work with
[20:44:26] <charon_> i would never stoop to making fun of you for it though
[20:43:59] <charon_> so i read about your forklift adventure. very amusing
[20:43:38] * cmn32480 nods in less than full belief
[20:42:10] <charon_> not that obsessively. only every few minutes
[20:41:46] <cmn32480> that explains the hit counter going nuts
[20:41:43] <charon_> now it's time for... DANCE!
[20:41:15] <charon_> ok, i am done obsessivle refreshing the page. really
[20:38:42] <exec> 03Fnord666: HA! HA!
[20:38:41] <charon_> ~nelson Fnord666
[20:27:41] <cmn32480> welcome to real life Jr.
[20:20:03] <charon_> awww, my font of creativity is ignored
[20:16:19] * cmn32480 dopesn't read the dept lines
[20:03:54] <charon_> all the bouhaha in that thread and no one said anything about my dept line. SAD!
[19:56:07] <cmn32480> excellent idea
[19:55:34] <charon_> i'll just mop around him
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[19:55:21] <cmn32480> can't have that
[19:55:19] <cmn32480> ok
[19:55:18] <cmn32480> oh
[19:55:10] <janrinok> don't do that - you make the place look untidy
[19:54:59] * cmn32480 falls over dead
[19:54:51] * cmn32480 chokes
[19:54:43] <janrinok> cheers all
[19:54:42] <cmn32480> She is Darth Sidious
[19:54:33] <charon_> gnight janrinok
[19:54:27] <janrinok> snitch
[19:54:19] <cmn32480> Sidious
[19:54:15] <cmn32480> now I know what the S stands for
[19:54:03] <cmn32480> seriously!
[19:53:55] <janrinok> despicable behaviour
[19:53:28] <cmn32480> they must have lured her over with gluten free cookies!
[19:53:20] <janrinok> this is my only relief! I'll let you know what she says...
[19:53:10] * cmn32480 can feel the dark side in that one...
[19:52:59] <cmn32480> tricky
[19:52:57] <cmn32480> ohhhhhh
[19:52:49] <janrinok> and S becomes her confidential informer
[19:52:35] <cmn32480> the computer? you say that like we are a source of stress
[19:52:04] <janrinok> she has previously told me that I am banned from the computer! Not even programming...
[19:50:46] <cmn32480> banned from editing does not ban you from joking around on IRC
[19:50:26] <janrinok> cmn32480, that's assuming I'm not banned from here by the doc!
[19:50:01] <cmn32480> hopefully the tell you that you need a new puppy
[19:49:59] * exec mistakenly instantiates a teaspoonful of sweet tapioca for nick
[19:49:58] <janrinok> ~gday nick
[19:49:56] * exec overratedly ships a 5¼" floppy dick of hashlists with charon
[19:49:55] <janrinok> ~gday charon
[19:49:48] * exec unjustifiably runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a goblet of windows 3.11 for workpoops for cmn32480
[19:49:46] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[19:49:44] <cmn32480> GOOD
[19:49:39] <janrinok> I have a doc's appt tomorrow evening so I will probably be late on
[19:49:33] * exec defiantly cyberbullies shippon of feministing droppings at janrinok
[19:49:32] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[19:49:27] <cmn32480> it's your own fault.. you engaged
[19:49:16] <janrinok> gtg - see you guys tomorrow
[19:47:17] <cmn32480> actaully.. I am eating popcorn...
[19:46:41] <charon_> he linked to another comment. new reply from me if you want to enjoy some pocorn
[19:44:43] * cmn32480 bets you never get an answer
[19:38:08] <charon_> let's see what he comes up with
[19:37:21] <cmn32480> but charon promised bonus points!
[19:35:00] <nick> http://nypost.com
[19:34:57] <janrinok> charon, optimism is fine as long as you know it might not come to fruition
[19:34:45] * exec seductively merges a ramdisk of disagreement with nick
[19:34:43] <nick> ahoy-hoy
[19:34:43] <charon_> ~gday nick
[19:34:36] <charon_> nah, i just got fired up and wanted to make fun of him
[19:34:30] * exec diabolically ships a stein of Ubuntu "Epileptic Elephant" with nick
[19:34:29] <janrinok> ~gday nick
[19:34:19] <charon_> bahahahahhhahahahhaaaha
[19:34:11] <charon_> i thought maybe i could talk him into seeing government as necessary
[19:34:06] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, 3°C/38°F, 2:34 pm GMT-5, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
[19:34:04] -!- mode/#editorial [+v nick] by Hephaestus
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[19:33:40] <charon_> yep yep
[19:31:43] <janrinok> lol
[19:31:34] <cmn32480> what's the definition of insanity? doing the same thing over adn over looking for a different result?
[19:31:03] <janrinok> but you knew that - you were just hoping that _this time_ it would be different
[19:30:22] <janrinok> yup
[19:29:16] <charon_> ACs often have something of worth to say. too bad it's more often that they don't
[19:26:21] <cmn32480> lol
[19:23:22] <charon_> hiyo gents
[19:22:41] <charon_> one of the anarcho-libertardians is talking about government chafing his nads
[19:22:00] <exec> └─ 13Give the Public the Tools to Trust Scientists - SoylentNews
[19:21:58] <charon_> https://soylentnews.org
[19:21:32] <janrinok> which thread is this we are talking about?
[19:19:08] * exec deliciously twerks a spankbank of dark humor for charon_
[19:19:06] <cmn32480> ~gday charon_
[19:19:04] * exec single-candidly crams a snatched purse full of expletives into cahron
[19:19:02] <cmn32480> ~gday cahron
[19:18:53] <cmn32480> yes, you should... knucklehead
[19:18:48] <janrinok> tell me more
[19:18:42] * exec crutchyly postulates a zfs volume of naval lint towards charon
[19:18:41] <janrinok> ~gday charon - I resemble that remark!
[19:18:26] <charon_> i should know better than to engage an AC idiot
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[18:16:48] <cmn32480> good point.. I should save room
[18:16:46] <janrinok> ...or not
[18:16:41] <cmn32480> ahhhhh
[18:16:32] <janrinok> nope - I think your boss is planning a big slap-up meal for you for your brave actions yesterday evening
[18:15:59] <cmn32480> save me any?
[18:15:51] <janrinok> it was
[18:15:42] <cmn32480> sounds tasty
[18:15:36] <cmn32480> woooo
[18:15:27] <janrinok> cmn32480, spicy sausage in a BBQ marinade, with mixed roast vegetables
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[16:25:34] <MrPlow> #fite Hephaestus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[16:25:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:25:29] <cmn32480> #fite Hephaestus
[15:57:56] * cmn32480 wonders what delightful treat janrinok_afk is whipping up tonight
[15:55:09] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[15:55:02] <janrinok> and now it is time to start cooking!
[15:42:45] <cmn32480> 10-4
[15:42:05] <janrinok> brb nursing times
[15:41:36] <janrinok> that last one is just in case Obama says 'who?'
[15:41:07] * janrinok starts work on Obama's speech for the award ceremony - uses phrases like 'typical brave and selfless American', 'with complete disregard for his own safety', 'thinking only of the help he can offer to others', 'modest to the point of anonymity'
[15:40:59] <cmn32480> of course that award has been cheapened now as to have very little meaning
[15:40:33] <cmn32480> prolly give me the medal fo Freedom like he gave Joe Biden
[15:39:10] <janrinok> Obama still has time to give you an award of some kind before he leaves office
[15:38:31] <janrinok> perhaps your boss will let you choose your own reward - now don't be greedy here - but don't sell yourself short either.
[15:37:04] * cmn32480 already has one... have to be able to "check the wifi in that area" just in case somebody needs to use their laptop while on hte commode
[15:33:47] <janrinok> a key to the Directors' toilet is yours for the taking!
[15:33:25] * cmn32480 gets the arsenic just in case
[15:33:18] <cmn32480> exactly
[15:33:03] <janrinok> and the story you told him this morning was because you didn't want anyone to make a fuss of your selfless actions
[15:32:56] <cmn32480> absolutely
[15:32:19] <janrinok> yes, but that was only because, despite your efforts last night to recover the situation, you thought it more sensible to wait until daylight and to seek the safest means of accomplishing the task
[15:31:32] <cmn32480> yes... just the guy who helped me pull it out this morning
[15:31:17] <cmn32480> if I dind't know better, I'd swear you worked in Marketing
[15:31:11] <janrinok> now, are there any witnesses that need 'to be taken care of'?
[15:30:42] <janrinok> lucky son of a bitch!
[15:30:28] <janrinok> you and J need to start choosing where you would like the free holiday that the boss will give you as a reward
[15:29:24] <janrinok> you have prevented the theft of the forklift while putting your own safety at risk for the benefit of the company
[15:28:55] <cmn32480> .me commits it to memiory
[15:28:46] <cmn32480> that sounds like an excellent stiry
[15:28:36] <janrinok> I think you will get promoted with a story like that
[15:28:04] <janrinok> so the story is this: you noticed that someone had climbed the fence and managed to start the forklift. You, disregarding your own safety, rushed the guy to regain control of the vehicle, but he drove it around the field until he panicked and ran away. You struggled, single-handedly, to recover the vehicle and put it back where it belonged.
[15:26:59] <cmn32480> chocolate
[15:26:56] * cmn32480 goes to his best option
[15:26:08] <janrinok> now don't dwell on the negative things
[15:26:05] <cmn32480> what happened is really quite obvious...
[15:25:55] <cmn32480> yes
[15:25:48] <cmn32480> often by the wrong people... typically those with red and blue flashy lights atop their cars
[15:25:39] <janrinok> especially when they lead to a muddy forklift
[15:25:00] <cmn32480> tire tracks will generalyl get you noticed...
[15:24:44] <janrinok> I'm sure that you are. And remember - you have to be noticed before anyone will promote you. I think you have achieved that, don't you?
[15:24:06] <cmn32480> topping this will be difficult.. but I feel I am up to the challenge
[15:23:57] <cmn32480> right
[15:23:46] <janrinok> ... and plan your next episode carefully.
[15:22:48] <cmn32480> maybe drink some more coffee
[15:22:34] <cmn32480> I think so
[15:22:24] <janrinok> wise decision
[15:21:57] <cmn32480> maybe do some paperwork
[15:21:45] * cmn32480 is planning to lay low...
[15:21:28] <janrinok> well, what exciting things have you got planned for today - they will have to be good to top that
[15:20:37] <cmn32480> 2 trailers and a storage container
[15:20:21] <cmn32480> nah he sold the boat when he moved to South Carolina
[15:19:50] <janrinok> is that his boat in the background?
[15:19:43] <cmn32480> no damage.. just dirty
[15:19:39] <cmn32480> unlikely...
[15:19:29] <janrinok> but the boss might be today
[15:19:10] <cmn32480> but on the upside.. nobody was shooting at us
[15:19:02] <cmn32480> it was a rather dirty... violent extraction
[15:17:58] * cmn32480 nods sagely
[15:17:20] <janrinok> 'gently nudge' being a synonym for battering it out of the way
[15:17:10] <cmn32480> because trying to push it out only resulted in spinning the wheels on the van
[15:16:50] <cmn32480> used the company cargo van to gently nudge the lift to the concrete pad against the building
[15:16:27] <janrinok> well, I'm sure your work mates are most understanding
[15:16:12] <janrinok> lol
[15:16:08] <cmn32480> the destruction was getting it out
[15:15:45] <cmn32480> got it stuck trying to pick up a stack of pallets while I wasn't thinking about the fact that it had rained... and the ground was like a sponge
[15:15:18] <janrinok> yes
[15:15:14] <cmn32480> the destruction? or getting it stuck?
[15:14:58] <janrinok> do tell - how on earth did you accomplish that?
[15:14:08] <cmn32480> same link now has the rest on the images
[15:07:40] <cmn32480> now I'll upload them and you can see the extent of the damage
[15:02:58] <janrinok> k
[15:02:53] <cmn32480> brb... I'll go get that other picture...
[15:02:27] <janrinok> well you wouldn't - you are American
[15:02:12] <cmn32480> I've never met an honest guv
[15:02:01] <janrinok> I didn't say a word - honest, guv
[15:01:58] <cmn32480> I'll go take a picture of the yard to make you two really laugh
[15:01:46] <cmn32480> I bet
[15:01:44] <cmn32480> uh huh
[15:01:18] <janrinok> S is laughing out aloud - I don't know how she guessed what you had done ....
[15:00:14] <janrinok> fibber, well, maybe it was a little louder than I intended it to be
[15:00:12] * cmn32480 now hears you whispering it to S... and her giggling
[14:59:53] * cmn32480 heard you snort...
[14:59:35] * janrinok giggles quietly
[14:59:21] <cmn32480> J found it hilarious
[14:59:10] <cmn32480> everytime somebody wanders by my office.. they pretend to get stuck in the carpet....
[14:58:56] <janrinok> other than being stuck in the mud, what else happened?
[14:58:46] <cmn32480> I have been catchign hell ALL day
[14:58:05] <janrinok> lol
[14:58:03] <cmn32480> shaddap
[14:57:55] <janrinok> but you don't need a licence to drive one... er, OK
[14:56:12] <cmn32480> the yard behind the office currently looks like a bomb went off
[14:54:32] <cmn32480> that'd be my forklift.. stuck in the mud... at about 8pm last night
[14:54:20] <exec> └─ 13Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[14:54:18] <cmn32480> http://imgur.com
[14:53:02] <cmn32480> lemme post it to imgur... and you'll giggle
[14:52:06] <cmn32480> need a laugh?
[14:52:00] <janrinok> pretty much the same, but OK
[14:49:18] <cmn32480> how goes today janrinok
[14:47:47] * exec casually embiggens a shitton of Boaty McBoatface with cmn32480
[14:47:45] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[14:38:18] * exec hideously cyberbullies a safe space of brass grommets at janrinok
[14:38:17] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[14:38:14] * exec whole-heartedly ejaculates a cat box of tomacco at TheMightyBuzzard
[14:38:12] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:50:42] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 6°C/42°F, 2:50 pm GMT+1, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
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[04:18:08] <Fnord666> time for me to call it a night. Good night all.
[03:58:29] <Fnord666> that seems a bit . . . permanent
[03:53:08] <takyon> solving problems
[03:53:00] <takyon> that's what the airlock is for
[03:52:45] <Fnord666> a bit problematic later on.
[03:52:21] <takyon> superglue
[03:52:10] <Fnord666> yup. time for some bungee cord.
[03:47:46] <chromas> Equal pushes or you'll wander around the room
[03:47:20] <chromas> in space, no one's a bottom.
[03:33:12] <charon> got to reboot. brb
[03:30:35] <exec> └─ 13QWOP
[03:30:33] <charon> https://www.foddy.net
[03:27:01] <exec> 657 stories loaded
[03:26:55] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:26:51] <charon> man, QWOP is a ridiculous game
[03:26:24] <exec> attempting to submit story: "With Google's RAISR, images can be up to 75% smaller without losing detail"
[03:26:24] <exec> 658 stories loaded
[03:26:22] <Fnord666> ~arthur 7c82ed
[03:23:29] <exec> 658 stories loaded
[03:23:23] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:23:06] <Fnord666> wait to you get to the part about liquids...
[03:22:52] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Vulnerabilities Leave iTunes, App Store Open to Script Injection"
[03:22:52] <exec> 659 stories loaded
[03:22:50] <Fnord666> ~arthur b9765d
[03:21:38] <charon> hmm, it occurs to me one needs something to hold onto
[03:21:24] <Fnord666> oh sure that one arthur ahs no problem with.
[03:21:04] <Fnord666> We may be but some of our readers....
[03:21:01] <exec> 659 stories loaded
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[03:20:32] <Fnord666> quite frankly I fear for the commentary
[03:20:25] <exec> attempting to submit story: "The Science of Having Sex in Space"
[03:20:25] <exec> 660 stories loaded
[03:20:23] <Fnord666> ~arthur 93c19f
[03:19:59] <charon> why not? we're all grown ups
[03:19:56] <Fnord666> https://omgfacts.com
[03:19:20] <Fnord666> "The Science of Having Sex in Space"
[03:19:16] <Fnord666> Should I submit this one?
[03:18:42] <charon> hooray
[03:18:12] <exec> 660 stories loaded
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[03:17:37] <exec> attempting to submit story: "SHA-1 End Times Have Arrived"
[03:17:36] <exec> 661 stories loaded
[03:17:33] <Fnord666> ~arthur 0e3ac7
[03:17:25] <Fnord666> third time's a charm?
[03:16:14] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission - maybe try again in a minute
[03:15:43] <exec> attempting to submit story: "SHA-1 End Times Have Arrived"
[03:15:43] <exec> 661 stories loaded
[03:15:41] <Fnord666> ~arthur 0e3ac7
[03:15:31] <Fnord666> he really does.
[03:14:25] <charon> arthur hates you
[03:12:42] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission - maybe try again in a minute
[03:12:11] <exec> attempting to submit story: "SHA-1 End Times Have Arrived"
[03:12:11] <exec> 660 stories loaded
[03:12:09] <Fnord666> ~arthur 0e3ac7
[03:06:00] <exec> 657 stories loaded
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[03:05:24] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Misfit Phase proves hybrid smartwatches could replace basic activity trackers"
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[03:05:22] <Fnord666> ~arthur b797c5
[03:04:50] <exec> └─ 13Man Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison Over Mobile X-Ray Weapon: SoylentNews Submission
[03:04:48] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[03:04:09] <charon> did it eat a planet though?
[03:03:57] <takyon> the DREAM is DEAD
[03:03:48] <takyon> yeah well no megastructures found at tabby
[02:59:40] <charon> if i were a dev, i'd pick a random star far from here but reachable and put a habitation ring, a la Halo, around it
[02:58:54] <exec> └─ 13NASA Selects Two Missions to Visit Asteroids - SoylentNews
[02:58:51] <takyon> fuck: https://soylentnews.org
[02:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> they do rock
[02:58:27] <takyon> ROCKS like PSYCHE
[02:58:16] <takyon> I just like looking at ROCKS
[02:58:05] <takyon> the procedurally generated planets are cool but there's nothing neat when you land on them. yet.
[02:57:43] <takyon> no man's sky except it's about checking out cool stars and stuff
[02:57:19] <charon> i saw that the other day. seems too much to be pure coincidence
[02:56:51] <Fnord666> . 13-year-old aircraft left gate 13 and landed at 13:31"
[02:56:51] <Fnord666> Someone was just tempting the fates. "Flight 666 lands safely in HEL on Friday the 13th
[02:55:45] <Fnord666> I suppose next you'll tell me that you stop and ask for directions too.
[02:55:31] <charon> sort of. except it doesn't even pretend to have gameplay. it's a fantastically accurate simulation of what we know, and a generator to fill in the blanks
[02:55:25] <Fnord666> Wait, these sorts of things come with manuals?
[02:54:16] <Fnord666> so is this like no man's sky?
[02:54:02] <Fnord666> ok that's a lot of exploring
[02:53:48] <takyon> they give the procedurally generated jupiter-like gas giants 90+ moons usually
[02:53:45] <charon> buh?
[02:53:37] <Fnord666> "Famous Swiss ski race cancelled because of snow"
[02:53:14] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely to charon
[02:53:11] <takyon> plus I came up with a list of cool shit to fly to
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[02:53:02] <charon> damnit, the manual is for after you've played for half an hour and get lost
[02:52:43] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[02:52:35] <Fnord666> he did
[02:52:35] <takyon> yeah the instructions are helpful
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[02:52:32] <Fnord666> ~arthur 4e3c2b
[02:52:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, did you just RTFM him?
[02:52:20] <charon> hold W for 30 seconds, get lost in a random direction
[02:51:53] <charon> oh, i hadn't actually checked the journal yet
[02:51:46] <takyon> help to avoid that 15 minute learning curve
[02:51:45] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission - maybe try again in a minute
[02:51:29] <takyon> charon: my journal has instructions on how to use it
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[02:51:12] <Fnord666> ~arthur 4e3c2b
[02:50:31] <charon> takyon and bytram and i were talking about it a while back, he just did a journal with a link to the newest version
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[02:49:30] <Fnord666> ~arthur caef51
[02:49:26] <Fnord666> I saw some discussion in the back scroll
[02:49:24] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission - maybe try again in a minute
[02:49:15] <Fnord666> So what's up with the Space Engine story?
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[02:47:19] <Fnord666> ~arthur f2c03a
[02:47:03] <Fnord666> stupid arthur
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[02:45:45] <Fnord666> ~arthur f2c03a
[02:45:29] <charon> i am always here. muahahahahahahah
[02:45:25] <exec> it has been only 42 seconds since the last submission - please wait
[02:45:23] <Fnord666> ~arthur f2c03a
[02:45:03] <Fnord666> didn't see you come in
[02:44:54] <charon> hooray for arthur
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[02:44:34] <Fnord666> hey charon
[02:44:19] <charon> hiyo Fnord666
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[02:44:10] <Fnord666> ~arthur 21367b
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[02:41:45] <Fnord666> Now that would be interesting
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[02:36:09] <takyon> siri, submit 10,000 new stories
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[02:35:57] <Fnord666> ~arthur 88e80c
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[01:09:02] <charon_> nah, i don't want him looking at me. soap with eyes in general is creepy
[01:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's always been my issue with the idea
[01:07:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> afraid you'd slip and jab the hat where the sun don't shine?
[01:06:48] <charon_> i would not buy pope soap on a rope
[01:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> pope on a rope?
[00:59:42] <takyon> kill the pope!
[00:53:35] <charon_> the sort of thing gallileo or kepler would have killed for
[00:50:56] <takyon> it has a time/date thing so presumably you can mimick what stellarium does.... except from the surface of any object in the known universe
[00:50:25] <takyon> yeah there's a lot of crazy functionality in there
[00:48:41] <charon_> it was pretty cool
[00:48:29] <charon_> i saw a video where someone was demonstrating where the stars in a given constellation are. and that they are by no means in a plane perpendicular to our sight line
[00:47:01] <charon_> i think bytram was also interested in the space engine if you see him
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[00:46:39] <takyon> charon_: https://soylentnews.org
[00:46:12] <charon_> takyon: \doing fine. all the stories say pretty much the same thing so i pared it down a lot
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[00:41:51] <takyon> charon: How are you doing on the merge?
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[00:41:45] <takyon> charon: https://soylentnews.org
[00:41:06] <exec> 03[2017-01-12 04:10:0] #editorial <charon> i remember looking at a video of space engine before, it does look pretty damned cool
[00:40:19] <chromas> :D
[00:40:18] <chromas> ~first message=space engine
[00:39:34] <takyon> who wanted to know about Space Engine?