#editorial | Logs for 2016-08-12

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[00:43:57] <Bytram> cmn32480: wishing you and yours the best on your [much-deserved] vacation!
[00:44:15] <Bytram> n1: congrats on reaching the 1400 club!!!!
[00:57:57] * Bytram starts work on 2nding stories in queue... notes cmn32480 has been a very busy boy!
[01:01:38] <Bytram> bah... it's "OK" or "Okay", but not "Ok", okay?
[01:03:08] * Bytram smacks The Register for their less than ideal capitalization prowess.
[01:43:37] <Bytram> Snnnnzzzzzzt
[01:43:47] * Bytram has two more to finish 2nding
[01:49:20] <Bytram> 2nding done; taking a short break
[02:31:45] <Bytram> cmn32480: !!
[02:32:04] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[02:32:06] * exec defiantly generates a small script that substitutes a caravan of horny hornets for bytram
[02:32:21] <Bytram> oh oh... bees in my bonnet
[02:32:25] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[02:32:27] * exec readily offers a slice of sweet onions to cmn32480
[02:32:33] <Bytram> you win
[02:33:20] <cmn32480> yep yep I did
[02:33:40] <Bytram> can put em on a:
[02:33:45] <Bytram> #sammich cmn32480
[02:33:45] * MrPlow sneaks up behind cmn32480 and cuts their throat
[02:33:45] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced cmn32480's corpse sammiches for everyone in #editorial
[02:33:54] <Bytram> ewww!
[02:34:06] <Bytram> #sammich MrPlow
[02:34:06] * MrPlow sneaks up behind MrPlow and cuts their throat
[02:34:06] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced MrPlow's corpse sammiches for everyone in #editorial
[02:34:06] <cmn32480> lol
[02:34:16] <cmn32480> suicide sammich...
[02:34:22] <Bytram> so, a decapitated MerPlow can prepare sammiches?
[02:34:37] <Bytram> braaaaains!
[02:34:40] <Bytram> or not.
[02:34:49] <cmn32480> he's special... but he might've killed one of his earlier iterations in a different language
[02:35:05] <Bytram> ROFL!
[02:35:10] <Bytram> so, you're on vacation now?
[02:35:36] <cmn32480> technically I suppose that is correct
[02:35:45] <Bytram> how long?
[02:35:58] <cmn32480> through next saturday
[02:36:16] <cmn32480> but I get to come home, cut the grass, wash clothes and get my ass on a plane first thing Sunday for Mexico City
[02:36:44] <Bytram> maybe hire a neighborhood kid to mow the lawn?
[02:36:56] <cmn32480> wife can push the damn mower
[02:37:00] <Bytram> or get a goat?
[02:37:09] <cmn32480> my idea is cheapest
[02:37:28] <Bytram> I spose... ever try to milk a goat?
[02:37:38] <Bytram> ummm, nvm
[02:37:42] <cmn32480> yeah.. he dind't think much of the efforts...
[02:38:01] <Bytram> 'sposed to do that on a she goat, methinks.
[02:38:14] <Bytram> headin off anywher on your vaca?
[02:38:19] <cmn32480> well shit.... now it makes sense
[02:38:35] <cmn32480> and frickin' takyon screwed up a day of cmn32480!
[02:38:48] <cmn32480> he's a good guy.. so I'll forgive him
[02:39:28] <Bytram> yeh, is amazing how much he contributes
[02:39:37] <cmn32480> yes.
[02:39:38] * Bytram wonders if he has a job
[02:40:04] <cmn32480> I think so... but unknown... he could be 19 and living in Mom's basement
[02:40:20] <Bytram> true. or Dad's
[02:40:23] <cmn32480> or 85 and retired
[02:41:10] <Bytram> yeah, that word... 'retired'
[02:41:26] <Bytram> you were tired once, and decided you wanted to do it again? re-tired?
[02:41:40] <cmn32480> it's what I did to my car a few months ago
[02:41:49] <cmn32480> had a coupon for $70 off at Costco
[02:41:51] <Bytram> LOL!!
[02:42:04] <Bytram> them Brits woulda called it retyred
[02:42:32] <cmn32480> lol
[02:42:48] * Bytram had to get new shows for his car late last year when one tire ate a nail -- right at the transition from tread to sidewall
[02:42:56] <Bytram> s/shows/shoes/
[02:42:57] <sedctl> <Bytram> had to get new shoes for his car late last year when one tire ate a nail -- right at the transition from tread to sidewall
[02:42:59] <exec> <Bytram> had to get new shoes for his car late last year when one tire ate a nail -- right at the transition from tread to sidewall
[02:43:27] <cmn32480> yeah.. my car needed new sneakers when the 1/8 marker started making noise on the road
[02:44:22] * Bytram prolly had another year left, but better to have 4 of all the same shape than one good and three so-so
[02:44:28] <Bytram> also, better deal when get 4 at once
[02:44:39] <cmn32480> yes
[02:44:46] <cmn32480> and my tires seem to alst pretty good
[02:45:06] <cmn32480> this is the 3rd set (about 13k miles on them) and the car has 180,000
[02:45:13] * Bytram got Goodyears, you?
[02:45:18] <cmn32480> first set was at like 60k
[02:45:24] <Bytram> noice!
[02:45:39] <cmn32480> second lasted little over 100k
[02:45:44] <cmn32480> crying kid
[02:46:14] <Bytram> cya
[02:48:20] <Bytram> break time; biab
[02:49:03] <cmn32480> back
[02:49:41] <cmn32480> and all the tires except the set from the dealer were Michelins
[02:53:08] <cmn32480> ah well... time for em to hit the sack
[02:53:17] <cmn32480> I gots a long day of driving tomorrow
[02:53:23] <cmn32480> get some rest bytram
[02:53:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[02:53:32] * exec metrosexually refactors a dumpster of potato salad for bytram
[03:03:15] <Bytram> darn! missed ya.
[03:03:17] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:03:19] * exec figuratively postulates a handful of bewb towards cmn32480
[03:04:15] <Bytram> cmn32480: may your travels be filled with light traffic, green lights, and pleasant weather.
[03:47:16] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
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