#editorial | Logs for 2016-06-14

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[07:21:02] <crutchy> takyon, that's how much lusers give away to these companies
[07:21:11] * crutchy is triggered too
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[11:45:57] <Bytram> takyon: [belated] congratulations on posting your 600th story!!!!
[11:46:16] <Bytram> n1: congrats on joining the 1300 club!
[11:46:55] <n1> lol thanks
[11:47:05] <Bytram> my pleasure!
[11:48:35] <Bytram> it may not seem like a big deal, but I take notice of the attainment of little milestones; give some meaning and perspective on my efforts... when I feel a bit overwhelmed or down, I need only remind myself that I've made a difference in many other people's lives. really helps
[11:49:00] <Bytram> btw, I vote we bin the "Slow News Day Submission: Egg Cream Racket "
[11:49:04] <Bytram> anyone agree?
[11:50:08] <n1> yup
[11:50:16] <Bytram> k
[11:50:29] <Bytram> gone
[11:51:09] <n1> i need to go get some lunch before i deal with whatever bullshit is in my emails
[11:51:19] <Bytram> looks like "What entertains you? " is a suggestion for a poll... and our current one sorely needs updating.
[11:51:23] <Bytram> anyone want to take that?
[11:51:43] * Bytram is jus tpoking in for a few minuites before having to take a phone call and head off to work
[11:57:43] <Bytram> takyon: I just took a look at the Hall of Fame - https://soylentnews.org Looks like your story on the florida nightclub just took first position, and by a significant margin.
[11:57:43] <Cripple> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[11:59:15] <Bytram> at the moment, it has 11,362 hits and 402 comments... wow!
[12:00:15] <cmn32480> that story is taking FOREVER to load
[12:00:21] <cmn32480> ~blame
[12:00:22] * exec points at Bytram
[12:00:52] <n1> 'merican centric site sucks :p
[12:01:17] <Bytram> is a known problem with the code base and was a BIG part of the work that TMB and PJ put into the new release for the site; is currently live on dev, waiting for PJ to find time so that main site can get updated.
[12:01:33] <cmn32480> 1 minute
[12:02:32] <Bytram> ouch.
[12:02:32] <Bytram> time for me to get going on getting going on my day;
[12:02:32] <Bytram> biab afk
[12:04:28] <cmn32480> 2 minutes
[12:04:37] <cmn32480> and a gateway timeout
[12:15:03] <Bytram> hrm
[12:16:02] <Bytram> clicxk
[12:16:04] <Bytram> ready
[12:16:20] <cmn32480> sent a text to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:16:34] <cmn32480> he's immersed in the world of vidya
[12:17:15] <Bytram> tried a wget of the article -- 9 seconds
[12:19:12] * Bytram checks lineode dashboard -- fluorine is at 80%cpu
[12:20:03] <cmn32480> the buzzard will be back in a bit
[12:20:49] * Bytram ssh's to fluorine
[12:20:54] * Bytram looks at top
[12:21:02] <Bytram> looks okay to me
[12:21:52] <Bytram> top 'users' are slash and mysql and they vary fro 5-20% usage
[12:22:16] <Bytram> cmn32480: do you remember what the other front end mahcine is?
[12:22:25] <Bytram> helium?
[12:22:46] <cmn32480> hydrogen
[12:22:58] <Bytram> helium: cpu, mysql 30-35%
[12:23:00] <Bytram> k
[12:23:11] <cmn32480> helium is the DB server, I believe
[12:23:42] <Bytram> hydrogen: mysql at about 10-20%
[12:23:49] <Bytram> makes sense
[12:23:57] <Bytram> slash is under 5%
[12:24:24] <Bytram> try the story again
[12:25:07] <cmn32480> I'll let you know in a couple minutes wehen it dies again
[12:25:12] <Bytram> lol
[12:25:16] <Bytram> in that case...
[12:25:18] <cmn32480> 30 seconds
[12:25:47] <cmn32480> 1 minute
[12:26:13] <Bytram> Fl: slash now at 100%
[12:26:18] <cmn32480> 90 seconds
[12:26:47] <Bytram> still at 100%
[12:26:51] <cmn32480> 2 minutes... and BOOM!
[12:27:10] <Bytram> slash was still at 100%
[12:27:16] <Bytram> and just dropped to 20%
[12:27:20] <cmn32480> so, I broke it?
[12:27:23] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:27:27] <Bytram> =)
[12:27:35] <cmn32480> well.. I learned at the feet of the amster
[12:27:41] <Bytram> may be something in your user settings
[12:27:52] <Bytram> cmn32480: s am/ ham/
[12:27:54] <cmn32480> s/amster/hamster/
[12:28:00] <Bytram> LOL!!!!!!!
[12:28:02] <cmn32480> ~sed on
[12:28:04] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#editorial
[12:28:25] <Bytram> s/!/\?/g
[12:28:27] <cmn32480> ninjad's
[12:28:36] <cmn32480> ~sed off
[12:28:37] <exec> sed disabled for 10#editorial
[12:28:46] <cmn32480> ~sed on
[12:28:47] <exec> sed enabled for 10#editorial
[12:28:51] <cmn32480> hello
[12:28:54] <Bytram> this a test of the imaginary broadcast system
[12:28:58] <cmn32480> s/h/j/
[12:29:05] <Bytram> s/i[^ ]*y/emergency/
[12:29:08] <cmn32480> s/j/h/
[12:29:16] <cmn32480> hmmm
[12:29:19] <cmn32480> sed is borked
[12:29:21] <cmn32480> ~restart
[12:29:23] <Bytram> yep
[12:29:23] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (58.6 kb)
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[12:29:53] <Bytram> ~sed on
[12:29:55] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#editorial
[12:29:58] <Bytram> this a test of the imaginary broadcast system
[12:30:01] <Bytram> s/i[^ ]*y/emergency/
[12:30:17] <cmn32480> crutchy broke sed
[12:30:20] <cmn32480> unreal
[12:30:28] <cmn32480> he's as bad as you bytram
[12:30:58] <Bytram> I would consider handing over the cloak of responsibility
[12:33:18] <crutchy> hmm
[12:33:27] <crutchy> seems to work in terminal
[12:33:37] <crutchy> imaginary
[12:33:43] <crutchy> s/i[^ ]*y/emergency/
[12:34:42] <Bytram> cmn32480: main difference between our comment page settings is that you are set up for "Improved Threaded" and I have "Nested"
[12:35:01] <Bytram> try changing your comment pref and see if that makes a difference
[12:35:05] <Bytram> and I really gtg
[12:35:06] <Bytram> biab
[12:35:09] <Bytram> afk
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[12:44:12] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file scripts/sed.php
[12:44:14] <exec> attempting to download https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[12:44:14] <exec> successfully saved downloaded content to "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/sed.php"
[12:44:22] <crutchy> imaginary
[12:44:25] <crutchy> s/i[^ ]*y/emergency/
[12:44:27] <exec> <crutchy> emergency
[12:45:19] <crutchy> wasn't just that i broke sed. i completely disabled it :/
[12:45:30] * crutchy wonders if there was a reason for that...
[12:45:56] * crutchy consults his trusty commit messages
[12:46:01] <crutchy> "whatever i changed"
[12:46:21] <crutchy> ah... its all clear now
[12:46:29] <crutchy> i have absolutely no fucking idea
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[23:16:11] <takyon> Bytram: only 50 people had to die for me to top the hall of fame. Fair trade?
[23:17:12] <chromas> Bender: grab takyon
[23:17:12] <Bender> Added quote 33
[23:17:24] <chromas> >:D
[23:17:29] <takyon> owch
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[23:17:56] <chromas> But hey, don't forget the +~53 injured
[23:18:07] <takyon> I can't forget
[23:18:26] <takyon> CBSN kept showing a guy getting dragged away with a blurred ass, and the camerman zooming in on the ass
[23:18:37] <takyon> saw that clip about 10 times
[23:24:44] * chromas blames guns and the patriarchy
[23:31:27] <takyon> u would
[23:36:43] <cmn32480> ~blame
[23:36:44] * exec points at Bytram
[23:36:49] <cmn32480> well.. there you go
[23:39:53] <takyon> sup cmn