#editorial | Logs for 2016-01-11

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[00:31:52] <Bytram> cmn32480: !!
[00:31:59] <cmn32480> heya bytram
[00:32:03] <cmn32480> erp
[00:32:05] <cmn32480> Bytram !!
[00:32:09] <Bytram> LOL!
[00:32:19] <Bytram> ahhh, I *needed* that!
[00:32:33] <cmn32480> a laugh is almost always a good thing
[00:32:44] <Bytram> wish they could have scheduled our inventory at a more sane hour of the day/night
[00:32:55] * Bytram worked from 1800-0330
[00:33:01] <cmn32480> that was last night/this morning, yes?
[00:33:06] <cmn32480> woof
[00:33:09] <cmn32480> that sucks
[00:33:09] * Bytram and got to bed at 0400, but only slept til 0830
[00:33:14] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:33:16] <cmn32480> woof
[00:33:17] <cmn32480> that sucks
[01:26:18] <Bytram> oh, joy. Someone just started a load of laundry next door.
[01:26:21] * Bytram is NOT amused.
[01:51:03] * cmn32480 is
[01:51:17] <cmn32480> let me know when my skivvies are done, please
[03:00:15] <Bytram> http://blogs.scientificamerican.com
[03:00:19] <exec> └─ 13Stephen Hawking's New Black-Hole Paper, Translated: An Interview with Co-Author Andrew Strominger - Scientific American Blog Network
[03:35:54] <Bytram> Gack! That story is a "layman's explanation" of a research paper, and it's about all I can do to try and follow along; how in the world can THAT be further simplified for posting on SN?
[03:39:11] <cmn32480> bytram - can I bin the Soylent signatures sub?
[03:39:31] * Bytram goes to take a look
[03:39:44] <Bytram> oh, THAT one...
[03:40:08] <Bytram> before you do, I'd appreciate your thoughts on the story or my comments thereon
[03:40:32] <cmn32480> I agree w/ your thoughts as put in the ed omment
[03:40:55] <Bytram> appreciate the feedback!
[03:41:01] <Bytram> make it so, number 2.
[03:41:25] <cmn32480> you calling me shit?
[03:41:51] <Bytram> no shit!
[03:42:00] <cmn32480> I'll get number 1'd off if you keep that up!
[03:42:08] <Bytram> bad piuns are the best; glad you caughtit.
[03:42:31] <cmn32480> and you know what happens if you get number 3 in -40 degrees right?
[03:42:41] * Bytram doesn't dare ask
[03:42:51] <cmn32480> instant sphinctercicle!
[03:43:02] * cmn32480 dares to answer the unasked question
[03:43:06] <Bytram> is easy for yout to say
[03:43:49] <cmn32480> say yes, but it is somethign I hope to never experience
[03:45:11] <Bytram> makes we wonder about the alaska gold rush -- it's -30, -40, even -50 degrees -- spit freezes before it hits the ground/snow... how in the world did they [safely] 'take care of business' ??
[03:45:29] <cmn32480> chamberpot
[03:45:40] <cmn32480> and quickly
[03:46:39] <Bytram> preheated, one would presume?
[03:46:49] <cmn32480> hafta be
[03:47:19] <Bytram> gotta start a fire before you can get some relief ... that's gotta be a pain
[03:47:21] <cmn32480> for the El Chapo Story... from the penn-is-mightier-than-the-sword dept
[03:47:32] <Bytram> BEAUTIFUL!
[03:47:39] <cmn32480> in -30 you gotta have a fire goping anyway or you die
[03:48:05] * Bytram has gone skiing at -20
[03:48:30] <cmn32480> and you got COLD on the lift
[03:48:38] <cmn32480> for a few hours, it is doable
[03:48:43] <cmn32480> sleeping? hell no
[03:48:48] <Bytram> question: $999 million... is that $999m or $999M or something else?
[03:48:53] <Bytram> true that
[03:49:08] <cmn32480> I think 999M
[03:49:23] * cmn32480 reminds himself to go buy tickets before wednesday
[03:49:36] <Bytram> makes sense... 100 mg is much different than 100 Mg
[03:55:54] <cmn32480> jebus... the queue is thin on decent ctuff
[03:56:04] <cmn32480> s/ctuff/stuff/
[03:56:06] <exec> <cmn32480> jebus... the queue is thin on decent stuff
[03:57:26] <Bytram> yeah,. that too.
[03:57:47] <cmn32480> I'll see if I can do the Twitter storry
[03:57:55] * cmn32480 feels dirty even saying the name
[04:11:52] <cmn32480> bytram you still in the power ball story or can I 2nd it?
[04:12:25] <Bytram> me checks
[04:12:35] <Bytram> go ahead and 2nd it.
[04:12:43] <cmn32480> grassy ass
[04:12:45] <Bytram> i've got a new story coming; should be ready in just a fewminutes
[04:12:59] <cmn32480> okily dokily
[04:16:39] * cmn32480 tosses up his hands and says "No Mas!"
[04:16:52] <cmn32480> time for me to hit the sack
[04:16:59] <chromas> and then go to bed ;)
[04:17:05] <Bytram> lol
[04:17:05] <cmn32480> 'zactly
[04:17:28] <cmn32480> punch the sack of potatoes once for good luck... then pass out
[04:17:40] <Bytram> ashes and sack cloth
[04:18:10] <cmn32480> nah... ashes loeave marks on the sheets... and sack cloth is kinda scratchy
[04:18:23] <cmn32480> I prefer naked and satin sheets
[04:18:36] <cmn32480> just gotta be careful you don't slide ff the bed
[04:18:45] <cmn32480> if things get too vigorous
[04:18:53] <Bytram> just keep things on the level, then
[04:19:13] <Bytram> two minutes and I should be done
[04:19:20] * cmn32480 goes to find his 4ft level to put under the bed
[04:19:27] <cmn32480> !grab bytram
[04:19:27] <Bender> Added quote 29
[04:21:58] * Bytram clicks preview
[04:22:01] * Bytram smakes cmn32480
[04:22:35] * Bytram makes some edits
[04:22:39] * Bytram clicks preview again
[04:23:45] * Bytram does another edit and preview
[04:23:54] * cmn32480 snores loudly
[04:24:26] * Bytram dons ear plugs and clicks submit
[04:24:51] * cmn32480 refreshes the sub queue
[04:25:12] * cmn32480 sees bytram's story... but notes it was submitted by martyb..
[04:25:17] * cmn32480 clicks
[04:25:41] <cmn32480> jebus that's a big rock
[04:25:53] <Bytram> yep,
[04:26:10] <Bytram> bigger than the 1,111 diamond found in botswana last november
[04:26:26] <Bytram> s/dia/carat dia/
[04:26:28] <exec> <Bytram> bigger than the 1,111 carat diamond found in botswana last november
[04:26:44] <cmn32480> it's a big 'un
[04:27:24] <Bytram> yep, TWO Quarter Pounders and another regular burger, to boot!
[04:27:28] <Bytram> nograb
[04:28:01] <cmn32480> from the how-to-steal-a-rock-in-14-easy-steps dept.
[04:28:23] <chromas> big'uns++
[04:28:33] <Bytram> !grab cmn32480
[04:28:33] <Bender> Added quote 30
[04:28:38] <Bytram> =)
[04:29:09] <cmn32480> I'll take it aht yo approve?
[04:29:23] * cmn32480 clicks preview again
[04:29:30] * cmn32480 sets the outbound time
[04:29:32] <Bytram> http://www.biggins.us
[04:29:38] <exec> └─ 13Home
[04:29:44] * cmn32480 is NOT clicking that link
[04:29:54] <cmn32480> CHROMAS!!!! you click it!
[04:29:58] <Bytram> it's just a potato
[04:30:01] * chromas clicked
[04:30:24] <Bytram> Biggins
[04:30:25] <Bytram> The Biggins ® brand offers a full range of russet potatoes, sweet potatoes and jumbo onions. Biggins ® products are big, hearty and full-flavored.
[04:30:25] <Bytram> biggins.us
[04:30:31] <chromas> not at all related to the magazine
[04:30:47] <cmn32480> http://www.biguns.us
[04:30:48] <exec> └─ 13Big Uns - Amazing Large Breasts Every Day
[04:30:51] <cmn32480> different ball game
[04:31:17] <Bytram> and big guns are yet another ball game all together!
[04:31:18] <Bytram> nhg
[04:32:02] <cmn32480> http://bigguns.com
[04:32:04] <exec> └─ 13Bigguns - You Big Tit Headquarters
[04:32:11] <cmn32480> http://bigguns.us
[04:32:12] <exec> └─ 13Big Guns $25 FFL Transfers
[04:32:22] <Bytram> btw, their description of their potatoes is very apropos -- I've never seen such a large potato before -- tow of them, mashed, will fill a serving dish.
[04:32:25] <cmn32480> amazing the difference that a tld can make!
[04:32:38] <Bytram> too little detail?
[04:32:40] <Bytram> ;)
[04:32:53] <cmn32480> Top Level Domain
[04:33:14] <Bytram> yes, I know... just yanking your chain
[04:33:17] <Bytram> .
[04:33:36] <cmn32480> figured
[04:33:55] <cmn32480> ok
[04:34:00] <cmn32480> off to bed with me
[04:34:34] <cmn32480> ~gnight #editorial
[04:34:36] * exec allegedly cracks open a tinfoil hat of red cordial for #editorial
[04:34:56] <Bytram> and a very good night to you, too!
[04:35:16] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[04:35:18] * exec suspiciously blows a bathtub of Debian at bytram
[04:35:26] <cmn32480> get some rest after the bastards with the laundry are done
[04:35:46] <Bytram> they finished about 30 minutes ago, but duty called.
[04:42:11] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[18:33:16] <nick> howdy
[18:33:25] <cmn32480> hey diddle diddle
[18:34:21] <nick> sup
[18:34:36] <cmn32480> the cat and the fiddle.
[18:34:46] <cmn32480> but what's actually up is the cow that jumped over the moon
[18:41:33] <nick> no news on the whereabouts of the dish and spoon?
[19:08:53] <cmn32480> not yet... but I got wanted posters out... I hear there is a bounty on them
[19:12:37] <nick> actually booked my flight for next month now
[19:12:47] <cmn32480> nice!
[19:13:27] <nick> managed to get it 16hrs each way, some of the changes were so long it pushed it to over 24hrs
[19:14:59] <cmn32480> yicl
[19:16:07] <nick> long haul is quite unpleasant now, i'm sure mostly due to the airlines saving money on the seating and squeezing more in
[19:16:28] * nick sadly does not travel business class
[19:16:30] * cmn32480 passes the shoe horn and crisco
[19:17:49] * nick had to look up what crisco is
[19:18:01] <cmn32480> fat in a can
[19:18:05] <cmn32480> similar to lard
[19:18:11] <cmn32480> only less natural
[19:18:30] <cmn32480> often used in baking to get a flaky crust
[19:29:41] <nick> now i'm hungry lol
[19:34:17] <cmn32480> for somethign wiht a flaky crust
[19:36:22] <nick> that would be nice, but i think it's going to be burger and fries this evening
[19:36:51] <cmn32480> pot pie
[22:35:56] <nick> should probably lay down very soon, not very awake.
[22:37:20] <nick> tomorrow i get to find out how badly someone fucked shit up