#dev | Logs for 2017-09-02

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[09:54:14] <SoyGuest89314> yeah - it's called a feature request
[09:56:30] <SoyGuest89314> TheMightyBuzzard: the shitty fucking browser on the headrest console on the bus doesn't do folded comment tree expansion :-(
[09:57:20] <SoyGuest89314> no idea what software it is, whatever it is is generally terrible
[09:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf?
[09:57:35] <SoyGuest89314> icons are a bit androidish tho'
[09:57:46] <chromas> Is there an address bar?
[09:57:53] <SoyGuest89314> yes
[09:57:56] <chromas> Try about:
[09:58:03] <chromas> as an address
[09:58:06] <SoyGuest89314> doesn'ts show address, only domain name
[09:58:22] <SoyGuest89314> fuck me, you're a smartie!
[09:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you get for using public transportation. you should be driving a monster truck instead.
[09:58:55] <SoyGuest89314> about: is blank
[09:59:05] <chromas> :(
[09:59:32] <chromas> firefox has about:about that lists all the about: pages
[09:59:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd say hit my webserver but i don't log user-agents
[09:59:52] * chromas checks other browsers
[10:00:24] <SoyGuest89314> no about:{config,about}
[10:00:48] <chromas> tmb: don't suppose you could get something if he hits an sn dev page
[10:01:01] <SoyGuest89314> hmmmm i don't log user agents either
[10:01:33] <SoyGuest89314> however, one of g/f's accounts is on a machine that does...
[10:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, doubt it. i'd hafta reconfigure nginx to log uas
[10:04:19] <SoyGuest89314> erp, nope, no user agent sniffed :(
[10:04:49] <chromas> it's not logging it, or didn't get one?
[10:06:01] <SoyGuest89314> not logging in error log, but is in valid logs...
[10:06:17] <chromas> useragent strings are getting out of hand
[10:06:28] <chromas> Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.3112.78 Safari/537.36 OPR/47.0.2631.55
[10:06:57] <SoyGuest89314> coffee++
[10:06:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 13
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[10:07:58] <SoyGuest89314> yeah, listing every fucking library and plugin is nonsense.
[10:08:33] <theanna> Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 4.1.1; HTC One X Build/JRO03C) AppleWebKit/
[10:08:33] <theanna> 537.31 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/26.0.1410.
[10:08:35] <theanna> 58 Mobile Safari/537.31
[10:08:49] <chromas> ancient
[10:08:49] <SoyGuest89314> ^^ = my user agent
[10:09:07] <chromas> is that a bot tied to the httpd?
[10:09:15] <chromas> Is it a systemd unit? :D
[10:09:28] <SoyGuest89314> nope, it's a girlfriend!
[10:10:02] <chromas> I also anthropomorphize my code
[10:10:16] * chromas missed a hand joke
[10:10:25] <theanna> I normally pass the Turing test
[10:10:35] * chromas doesn't
[10:10:49] <SoyGuest89314> i normally pass out during the turing test
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[10:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> good deal, i don't have to fidget with my httpd.conf
[10:12:59] <chromas> So is it just a stock tablet strapped to the chair?
[10:13:09] <chromas> Can you install custom firmware? >:)
[10:13:25] <FatPhil> cheap-arse shitty tablet
[10:13:35] <chromas> tmb, you could also whip up a perl cgi script
[10:13:39] <chromas> lazy++
[10:13:39] <Bender> karma - lazy: 1
[10:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could also go smoke a cigarette and forget whatever it was i planned to do before i get done smoking
[10:14:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> plans++
[10:14:25] <Bender> karma - plans: 1
[10:15:46] <FatPhil> shit. I crashed it
[10:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! that's what happens when you let geeks around your tech toys.
[10:17:22] <FatPhil> yeah, i did pull the plastic panel off the back
[10:18:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, folks, i gots to get the boat, the fishing gear, the me, and the roomie's family ready to go fishing. see you lot this afternoon.
[10:18:24] <FatPhil> nothing interesting, alas.
[10:18:39] <FatPhil> have fun!
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[10:19:59] <FatPhil> time for some trolling...
[10:20:13] <FatPhil> proper trolling, not the stupid modern stuff
[10:20:49] * FatPhil never logs in on public terminals, and suffers from acute internet fuckwad syndrome!
[10:21:59] * chromas pretends to spectate