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[00:33:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03Captival [6866] (Score: 1, Troll) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 96 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:33:47] <exec> 08└─And once again, 'equality' is rejected when the outcome isn't what the perpetual victims desire.
[00:33:49] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 111 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:33:49] <exec> 08└─The end result will be longer lines for men rather than shorter for women, possibly by making bathrooms unisex.
[00:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 67 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:33:51] <exec> 08└─Another possibility proposed in the article is "communal grooming".
[00:33:53] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Insightful) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 125 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:33:54] <exec> 08└─Root cause: what makes women require more time in using the potty? Without addressing it, everything else is just workaround.
[00:33:56] <exec> *** new comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] (Score: 3, Informative) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 663 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:33:56] <exec> 08└─1) We can't just unzip and have a whizz. If there is anything I envy men for it's the ability to take a piss standing up. 2) As an extension of 1), we have to clean more thoroughly. Men can just shake it a bit, or so I'm told. This is also why women use more TP on average, because we have to use it...
[00:33:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 136 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:33:59] <exec> 08└─This was discovered in the 1980s according to TFA. It is because: "they have to enter a stall to pee, but also because they menstruate."
[00:34:00] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 70 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:01] <exec> 08└─"they have to enter a stall to pee, but also because they menstruate."
[00:34:03] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0, Disagree) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 171 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:03] <exec> 08└─Sadly I'm not sure if the shit posters here are capable of the 2nd half. "And once again, 'equality' is rejected when the outcome isn't what the perpetual victims desire."
[00:34:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1253 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:06] <exec> 08└─I'm not sure what exactly it is that takes women longer to use the bathroom - is it longer average time to finish urination/defecation? Dealing with menstruation means extra activities for women dealing with that, how much more time does that add? Can something be done to streamline these processes?...
[00:34:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Funny) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 81 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:08] <exec> 08└─I'll just change the gender I identify as to the bathroom with the shortest line.
[00:34:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 133 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:10] <exec> 08└─After witnessing just how long his family members had to wait, he introduced legislation to guarantee the state's women more toilets.
[00:34:12] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 23 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:12] <exec> 08└─and, of course, sexism.
[00:34:14] <exec> *** new comment: 03ShadowSystems [6185] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1200 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:15] <exec> 08└─Azuma Hazuki, thank you for posting. I had come to post that "Men can spend half their bathroom needs standing up at a wall & then walk away. Women spend *all* their bathroom needs sitting down & can't just walk away." Now that I am blind & must use a stall every time (don't dare stand at a urinal,...
[00:34:16] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 151 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:17] <exec> 08└─Men can just shake it a bit, or so I'm told. This is also why women use more TP on average, because we have to use it every time no matter what we did.
[00:34:18] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1117 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:19] <exec> 08└─Let's run a mental model for number 1: Guy: unzips, flops it out, hoses down the trough, back in, zip up, (optional: thinks about washing his hands but there's a queue for the one remaining working hand dryer so decides not to), waits for someone to open the door so he doesn't have to touch the hand...
[00:34:20] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0, Interesting) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 359 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:21] <exec> 08└─You could take a piss standing up. It was standard for women. This is why traditional women's clothing is open at the bottom. Add underwear and pants though, and you've cast aside one of the advantages of being a woman. BTW, aiming is possible. Practice in a tub. Put one finger to each side of the c...
[00:34:23] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 110 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:24] <exec> 08└─You need to watch the movie "The Full Monty". A woman uses the urinal on a chicks only night at the local pub.
[00:34:25] <exec> *** new comment: 03McGruber [3038] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 47 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:26] <exec> 08└─Men will piss into an open trough. Women won't.
[00:34:28] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 154 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:29] <exec> 08└─Why are you obsessed with washing hands afterwards? If anything your hands are getting your genitalia dirty, so people should wash their hands beforehand.
[00:34:30] <exec> *** new comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 264 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:31] <exec> 08└─Ooh, a literal shitpost. How very clever. I'm pretty sure plumbing was invented by men including said U-bend. Maybe lose some weight? Or mount the tank higher for increased water pressure, if you're allowed to modify your plumbing? Or, like, flush halfway through?
[00:34:32] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 213 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:33] <exec> 08└─Yep, my little sister taught herself to pee "like a boy" (aka while standing up) when we were young. They also have those little prosthetic dicks women can use to direct the stream and easily pee standing up with.
[00:34:53] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 40 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:53] <exec> 08└─What gives you the right to use it here?
[00:34:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03fakefuck39 [6620] (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 72 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:54] <exec> 08└─wow, I got some replies to write apparently. thanks for letting me know.
[00:34:55] <exec> *** new comment: 03SomeGuy [5632] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 103 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:56] <exec> 08└─Football, baseball, basketball... it's all a bunch of guys playing with their balls. Not watching that.
[00:34:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 129 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:34:58] <exec> 08└─I didn't realize they were holding the football championship game today until the pastor mentioned it in his sermon this morning.
[00:35:00] <exec> *** new comment: 03martyb [76] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 91 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:01] <exec> 08└─Updated story to indicate it is a registered trademark using the ® named character entity.
[00:35:02] <exec> *** new comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 351 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:03] <exec> 08└─Ahh, football. Where a bunch of roided-out freaks in tight pants and tops that make their chests look bigger bump and tumble and grind and grab all over one another to get hold of a huge ball. The most heterosexual, manly sport *ever* after professional wrestling! Eh, at least it's better than gladi...
[00:35:04] <exec> *** new comment: 03NotSanguine [285] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 334 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:05] <exec> 08└─The Greatest Sport Ever Invented By Man [goodreads.com]. It isn't true, but it does include stuff that requires skill and athleticism [wikipedia.org]. Case in point: All Star Thursdays [youtube.com]. And the goal is to challenge yourself to excel. There's no advertisers, no scoring, no officials. Ju...
[00:35:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 91 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:07] <exec> 08└─I'm not religious but damn, why you gotta be a dick? Got some past life trauma to work out?
[00:35:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 274 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:10] <exec> 08└─Sometimes they'll have the Judges, but you don't have to wait for the Judges. You know. When Nadia from Romania did her thing, they gave her a Perfect "10." They didn't give it to her, she gave it to them. When she knocked everyone's socks off. 14 years old, so incredible!!
[00:35:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 166 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:12] <exec> 08└─I have never once understood the homoerotic aspects of some team sports. Ass slaps? WTF? Guess that's what you get when you have a culture built on sexual repression.
[00:35:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03Unixnut [5779] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 1831 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:50] <exec> 08└─> It only takes an couple of EMTs/vets/medics to harvest most organs if you don't care about the donor surviving. Just keep the heart pumping as long as possible while the vet administers some anesthetics and fillets the poor shmock. Indeed, The main reason surgeons have to be specialists in order t...
[00:35:51] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 486 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:51] <exec> 08└─We have less of it and are a larger country. Go south of mexico and there is more violence in central america. If you're going to bring it back to immigration, maybe we should, i dunno, screen them? Said mexicans are less than nice to their illegal immigrants and economic refugees. They only leave t...
[00:35:53] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 576 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:35:53] <exec> 08└─The alt right image IS swastika wearing white dudes. That's what's been drummed into our heads by ALL MSM for the last 2 years or so. Do people not get out much anymore? Most cultures are prejudiced against outsiders, double so against ones who stand out. Racist mexicans, chinese, africans are all o...
[00:36:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Texas Company Plans to Sell Country's First Permitted, 3D-Printed House - 207 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:36:51] <exec> 08└─What are the editors good for then, only to trim the submission based on their whim of the moment or more permanent biases? They volunteered, since it was their choice to do that, they should do it properly.
[00:37:20] <exec> *** new comment: 03Arik [4543] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Modern Javelin Throwers Hurled Neandertal Spears at Hay Bales - 84 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:37:20] <exec> 08└─The question is not if you're paranoid, the question is if you're paranoid *enough.*
[00:37:21] <exec> *** new comment: 03Arik [4543] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Modern Javelin Throwers Hurled Neandertal Spears at Hay Bales - 1358 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:37:22] <exec> 08└─I'm not sure where there ever would have been a region with no throwing sticks. Regional variation insofar as the typical form? Sure. But I think he's actually right for once, throwing sticks has to be one of the most ancient human occupations. Throwing rocks just isn't good enough, sure you might d...
[00:41:56] <exec> *** new comment: 03pipedwho [2032] (Score: 2) 02 - 06"Consumer Electronic Device" Renders Key Fobs Inoperable - 887 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[00:41:57] <exec> 08└─Luckily, I've never been employed in a division of a company that made those sorts of demands on me. Although, there were some that might have tried it once or twice. But, in critical system designs, most layers of management will defer to technical expertise, most of time anyway. However, over the...
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[01:34:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Touché) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 23 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:08] <exec> 08└─Uh... Most women won't.
[01:34:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 133 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:09] <exec> 08└─https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/16/boys-can-have-periods-schoolchildren-taught-latest-victory-transgender/ [telegraph.co.uk]
[01:34:10] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 59 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:11] <exec> 08└─Men who "just shake it a bit" have piss in their underwear.
[01:34:12] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 289 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:13] <exec> 08└─You could always try a courtesy flush. Basically, pull the chain right as the noise cone of the falling turd is about to break the surface tension of the water. That log will slide right around the u-bend with the finesse of a well oiled naked women diving into a pool full of mineral oil.
[01:34:15] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0, Troll) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 67 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:16] <exec> 08└─I'm pretty sure plumbing was invented by men including said U-bend.
[01:34:17] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 59 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:18] <exec> 08└─We prefer trees or snow but those aren't practical indoors.
[01:34:19] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 3, Funny) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 145 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:20] <exec> 08└─S'truth. You gals got the less efficient plumbing. On the other hand us guys die earlier so you'll be able to take forever to piss on our graves.
[01:34:21] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 103 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:22] <exec> 08└─Yet men bitch about having to put the seat down. I presume there is a big overlap on that Venn diagram.
[01:34:24] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 194 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:25] <exec> 08└─As a former plumber allow me to inform you: It's never safe to flush wipes, shit-for-brains. The first tiny tree root that gets through the pipe you've guaranteed a major clog by flushing wipes.
[01:34:26] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 275 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:27] <exec> 08└─Concern about this keeps me awake at night. I asked online and someone finally came along and explained some things and I remember feeling at ease, but I apologize because I don’t remember the specifics. Hopefully someone comes along to explain it and do that same for you.
[01:34:28] <exec> *** new comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 84 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:29] <exec> 08└─...really, dude? Do I trigger you THAT hard? Looks like it's time to flush you, too.
[01:34:30] <exec> *** new comment: 03Username [4557] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 265 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:34:31] <exec> 08└─Where I work it's currently 95% men, 5% everyone else. There are currently at least two toilets per woman, and one toilet per 20 men depending on shift. How much more do they need? How long do they expect me to hold the poo in? Maybe unisex would be the way to go.
[01:35:01] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 133 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:35:01] <exec> 08└─Yes, oppressive governments driving people of their land to build stadiums, that are used perhaps once. That's the sport of olympics.
[01:35:43] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 132 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[01:35:44] <exec> 08└─So if we addressed the US culture of a high incarceration rate, you could say: not all Americans!!! Is that how this game is played?
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[02:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03MostCynical [2589] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 45 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:33:50] <exec> 08└─defining the succes metric is half the battle
[02:34:30] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 62 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:30] <exec> 08└─So you went from blue collar to white by learning to code ;;;)
[02:34:32] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1663 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:32] <exec> 08└─The Astrology, for so long we had 7 planets. The 6 above. And 1 below. Easy. Then they came up with, oh let's try 8 or 9. And it was too much. Nobody could remember them all. Especially not the children. Big problem for the children, they learned the 7. Then when it's time for the Quiz, "oh, what ar...
[02:34:34] <exec> *** new comment: 03crb3 [5919] (Score: 3, Touché) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 412 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:35] <exec> 08└─Unless you jet-spray your crotch every time after defecating, you have particles of shit spreading all through your underwear. Plus, if you piss at a standup urinal, you probably come away with a mist of splashback settled on your hands. That's what washing your hands gets rid of. Don't believe me?...
[02:34:36] <exec> *** new comment: 03driverless [4770] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 119 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:37] <exec> 08└─The issue persists for many reasons: the exigencies of real estate, the building codes that govern construction, sexism
[02:34:38] <exec> *** new comment: 03Arik [4543] (Score: 4, Interesting) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 2348 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:39] <exec> 08└─I'm not denying there is some truth to your explanation. I will take only a moment to remark on how odd it seems that it acknowledges biological differences can be determinative! There, done. Now, having conceded there is some truth, I do think it's just a bit pat to write the whole thing off as bio...
[02:34:41] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 146 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:42] <exec> 08└─There's the wash before. And there's the wash after. I do both. I wash my hands as often as possible because I feel cleansed. That makes me smart.
[02:34:43] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 164 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:44] <exec> 08└─How did you get this far through life still believing this misconception? Didn't anyone ever tell you that fecal particles travel in your sweat onto your genitalia?
[02:34:46] <exec> *** new comment: 03NPC-131072 [7144] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 41 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:47] <exec> 08└─really, dude? Do I trigger you THAT hard?
[02:34:48] <exec> *** new comment: 03NPC-131072 [7144] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 30 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:49] <exec> 08└─It's never safe to flush wipes
[02:34:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 39 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:51] <exec> 08└─You should have highlighted California.
[02:34:53] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 153 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:34:54] <exec> 08└─Dealing with shit was probably the ideal training for dealing with the same in a corporate office. At least the second one won't stain your collar brown.
[02:35:24] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 59 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:35:24] <exec> 08└─Trending towards sexual liberation? Ass slaps for everyone!
[02:35:25] <exec> *** new comment: 03martyb [76] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 212 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:35:26] <exec> 08└─Sounds like you might be interested in watching Rollerball [imdb.com]. Movie came out in 1975 and seems eerily prescient as one follows the changes that have been made in professional sports over the years since.
[02:35:27] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 317 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:35:28] <exec> 08└─Yes, I agree they spend too much $ building a new venue every 2 years. But it was originally held in Olympia, Greece, from the 8th century BC to the 4th century AD... It should go back to using only a couple locations (Winter, Summer) instead of making it a cash grab like it is now. Politics got in...
[02:36:10] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Funny) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 102 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:36:10] <exec> 08└─What kind of rock do you recommend? I find granite looks good but is a bit hard to carve shelves into.
[02:36:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 177 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:36:11] <exec> 08└─We do screen the legal applicants. Kinda hard to screen the illegals, and regardless the illegal immigrants are far from the "raping murdering horde" being sold by Orange Jesus.
[02:36:13] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 412 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:36:13] <exec> 08└─It wasn't "whataboutism" it was calling out a bullshit argument. The only way the US can help Mexico's corruption problems is to legalize drugs and thus stop the drug war which would chop the balls right off the cartels. Without suggesting solutions "Yeah lets IGNORE the problem. That will make us s...
[02:36:15] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 75 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:36:16] <exec> 08└─I didn't put them on a pedestal, just knocking some assholes off of theirs.
[02:36:17] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 278 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:36:18] <exec> 08└─Yes actually. If someone started blanketing every US citizen as pro-incarceration racists I would 100% hop in and say "not all Americans!" and I wouldn't even toss in a joke about Canada and Central American countries. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones and all that.
[02:39:13] <exec> *** new comment: 03driverless [4770] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Off-Duty TSA Officer's Suicide Causes Confusion at Orlando International Airport - 80 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:39:14] <exec> 08└─often just a special kind of listening called Active Listening is all I required
[02:40:57] <exec> *** new comment: 03driverless [4770] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Facebook Loses Snopes as a Fact-Checker - 68 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[02:40:57] <exec> 08└─Ahh, the old Axel of Evil. Not to be confused with the Axel of Rose.
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[03:33:48] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 133 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:33:48] <exec> 08└─More bullshit. Pay more, you'll get better results. I don't want to play games or foosball or have free snacks. Fuck off and pay up.
[03:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03krishnoid [1156] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 172 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:33:50] <exec> 08└─G.I. Joe works well together, right? the video gamers increased actual performance on their second round of Findamine significantly, raising average scores from 435 to 520.
[03:33:51] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 240 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:33:52] <exec> 08└─Playing together if you work together is morale 101. S'why we always had a Friday LAN party after quitting time when I was a wage slave and why I continued the practice in but with gratis adult beverages when I was the one employing others.
[03:33:53] <exec> *** new comment: 03c0lo [156] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 36 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:33:54] <exec> 08└─Pay more, you'll get better results.
[03:34:45] <exec> *** new comment: 03crb3 [5919] (Score: 3, Informative) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 516 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:34:45] <exec> 08└─>Men who "just shake it a bit" have piss in their underwear As we get older, our plumbing loses its tautness and elasticity, and then, like a garden hose that dribbles a bit after the faucet's turned off, we've got a horizontal standpipe holding enough for a short racing-stripe down one pant-leg. Th...
[03:34:46] <exec> *** new comment: 03RandomFactor [3682] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 125 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:34:47] <exec> 08└─One of the sharper and more driven guys I ran into in IT was a machinist before he switched to IT. Some jobs motivate people.
[03:34:48] <exec> *** new comment: 03NateMich [6662] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 424 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:34:49] <exec> 08└─They will make things worse for men instead of better for women. That would just make me want to avoid public restrooms even more than I do now. I already don't really care much for attending concerts or other crowded venues because of issues like this, but making it worse for me to have to take a p...
[03:35:22] <exec> *** new comment: 03MostCynical [2589] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 39 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:35:22] <exec> 08└─Politics Money got in the middle of it.
[03:35:24] <exec> *** new comment: 03ElizabethGreene [6748] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 66 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:35:24] <exec> 08└─The iFunny collective is up in arms over the lack of Spongebob. :(
[03:36:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03Gaaark [41] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 68 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:36:11] <exec> 08└─JFK could have died of natural causes if they'd taken him to Mexico?
[03:38:22] <exec> *** new comment: 03MichaelDavidCrawford [2339] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Lowe's to Shut Down its Iris "Smart Home" Platform - 572 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[03:38:22] <exec> 08└─My landlord is too much of a skinflint to enable any manner of energy conservation. I'm going to shell out to get digitals for both my living and bedroom because I have a really, really hard time regulating my temperature. It's not just the thermostats, throughout the day I'm endlessly fussing with...
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[04:33:57] <exec> 08└─How about week long fishing parties, with gratis adult beverages, each and every week? (grin)
[04:33:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 424 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:33:58] <exec> 08└─You joke but The Roomie and a few other guys from his company just got sent on a week long striper fishing trip down to Lake Texoma by his company a couple months ago. Came back with enough gallon freezer bags packed full of fillets that I either have to stop fishing for a while or we need a third f...
[04:33:59] <exec> *** new comment: 03c0lo [156] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 113 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:34:00] <exec> 08└─Imagine the reaction if the bill included the "third freezer to store stripper fillets after team building" item.
[04:34:11] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 663 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:34:11] <exec> 08└─1) We can't just unzip and have a whizz. If there is anything I envy men for it's the ability to take a piss standing up. 2) As an extension of 1), we have to clean more thoroughly. Men can just shake it a bit, or so I'm told. This is also why women use more TP on average, because we have to use it...
[04:34:36] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 194 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:34:36] <exec> 08└─As a former plumber allow me to inform you: It's never safe to flush wipes, shit-for-brains. The first tiny tree root that gets through the pipe you've guaranteed a major clog by flushing wipes.
[04:34:55] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 124 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:34:55] <exec> 08└─And somewhere along the way we also lost the ability to call them 'toilets' - outside of the darkweb and soylent, of course.
[04:34:56] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 122 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:34:56] <exec> 08└─No, I'm still blue collar. Most jobs I bid still require carrying tools, even if they do include some ass sitting as well.
[04:34:57] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 165 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:34:58] <exec> 08└─Chicks in the US would never go for it. They generally got self esteem problems enough without having to blow vicious mud in the stall next to a hot guy at the club.
[04:35:00] <exec> *** new comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 372 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:35:00] <exec> 08└─> I will take only a moment to remark on how odd it seems that it acknowledges biological differences can be determinative! There, done. For fuck's sake, I am not and never have been [what the loonie right refers to as] a postmodernist, or one of those "everything is a social construct!!!11one" type...
[04:35:02] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 90 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:35:03] <exec> 08└─Didn't anyone ever tell you that fecal particles travel in your sweat onto your genitalia?
[04:35:39] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 42 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:35:39] <exec> 08└─I won't be traveling to Mexico, thank you.
[04:35:40] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 18 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:35:40] <exec> 08└─Isn't it the same?
[04:36:29] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 93 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:36:29] <exec> 08└─Fantastic. I'm sure you'll speak up when you hear "rape culture" tossed around by a feminist.
[04:38:42] <exec> *** new comment: 03anubi [2828] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Lowe's to Shut Down its Iris "Smart Home" Platform - 616 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[04:38:42] <exec> 08└─Here's hoping that once enough people get burned, they will catch onto the meme that if they want the job done right, do it yourself. I remember well what gramps taught me about snake oil salesmen. Once one visits a town and violated the trust of the townspeople, any subsequent salesmen had a really...
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[05:33:51] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 680 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:33:51] <exec> 08└─If you really pretend you understood anything (except the preposition) from the above mumbo-jumbo, you're a poser. S/N - the place for posers and clueless editors too coward to admit they understood nothing before approving dumb fucking stories. At least learn from the classics: Just as liberal femi...
[05:33:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 246 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:33:52] <exec> 08└─Bla Bla bla BLA... make a prediction then we will go back and pay attention to how you derived once it proves accurate. Science is simple, it only becomes complex/confusing for people who want to allow BS to pass as science for political reasons.
[05:33:53] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 148 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:33:54] <exec> 08└─I predict you'll be dead no later than a century. (point: you aren't equipped to handle a prediction in the first place. So why do you ask for one?)
[05:34:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03FatPhil [863] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 39 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:34:09] <exec> 08└─Did their test just measure adrenaline?
[05:35:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03Moof123 [5927] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 225 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:35:09] <exec> 08└─+1. Make all bathrooms unisex. I see dads bring their little girls in with them (no choice) and it is never an issue. Why should grown ass women not be allowed to come on in and out the often empty Men’s stalls to good use?
[05:35:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 34 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:35:11] <exec> 08└─If it was it would smell like poo.
[05:35:12] <exec> *** new comment: 03nitehawk214 [1304] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 59 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:35:13] <exec> 08└─The other half of the battle is red lasers and blue lasers.
[05:35:14] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 72 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:35:15] <exec> 08└─the non-hand-washers make the office coffee and are big big hand shakers
[05:35:16] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 44 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:35:17] <exec> 08└─You think everything smells like poo though.
[05:35:19] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 54 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:35:20] <exec> 08└─knucklehead, that's what they call TP in their country
[05:35:21] <exec> *** new comment: 03c0lo [156] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 66 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[05:35:22] <exec> 08└─Sometimes we go in there just to take a few minutes to decompress.
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[06:33:49] <exec> 08└─and he's a neckbeard with a bigass server cluster running emulations
[06:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 90 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:33:50] <exec> 08└─Article had nothing to do with gender or socialism. You appear obsessed. Get some therapy.
[06:33:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 48 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:33:52] <exec> 08└─And you are a general culture illiterate. Sokal!
[06:33:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 952 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:33:55] <exec> 08└─They say, "oh, learn to code!" Sounds easy. Trust me -- I know more about Code than anybody -- it's not easy. But it's worth it. Great work, great pay for that one now. Also known as wages. Wasn't great, we made it great. Because we invented, it's called our Gig Economy. I truely believe it's the fu...
[06:34:10] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 823 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:34:10] <exec> 08└─BYU? Playing video games, where you kill all the gentiles, just like, or actually identical too, "Ender's Game"? Truely, the Saints of the Latter Days find themselves in the Days of Latter, as in the total idiocy of their religion is posted all over the internet, and no one is even slightly taken in...
[06:34:37] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 264 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:34:37] <exec> 08└─Ooh, a literal shitpost. How very clever. I'm pretty sure plumbing was invented by men including said U-bend. Maybe lose some weight? Or mount the tank higher for increased water pressure, if you're allowed to modify your plumbing? Or, like, flush halfway through?
[06:35:17] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 139 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:35:17] <exec> 08└─Make the walls taller and lower in stalls to reduce peaking, and make the stall "room" itself unisex. Then make the urinals in a diff room.
[06:35:19] <exec> *** new comment: 03darkfeline [1030] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1303 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:35:19] <exec> 08└─I understand you're biased toward defending your own sex, but the real reason is just that women feel entitled. I have read multiple accounts that women can pee standing up (example https://www.yourtango.com) [yourtango.com] There are also many produc...
[06:35:20] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 159 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:35:21] <exec> 08└─How is it equality that men wait 0 minutes and women wait 30 minutes? Have you no mother, no sister, no girl friend, no daughter? People like you make me sick.
[06:35:22] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 45 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:35:23] <exec> 08└─Azuma, you rock...just have to tell you that.
[06:36:01] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Funny) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 385 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:36:01] <exec> 08└─Reminds me of when I watched diving during the last olympics and the expert gave a big positive reaction to the divers and said something to the effect of, "that was near perfect. Expect to see lots of high nines and maybe a ten." Seconds afterwards, the score pops up and it is a healthy mix of eigh...
[06:36:03] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 114 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:36:03] <exec> 08└─No. Politics are something you buy with money. What you said is akin to saying money and pizza are the same thing.
[06:36:04] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 61 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:36:05] <exec> 08└─Wasn't there like infinity percent more spongebob than usual?
[06:36:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 44 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:36:54] <exec> 08└─The white is snow and the red is ketchup....
[06:42:58] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03AthanasiusKircher [5291] 02 - 06"Consumer Electronic Device" Renders Key Fobs Inoperable - 730 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[06:42:58] <exec> 08└─Sorry for so many self-replies, but when one calls out a pedant, one opens oneself up to all sorts of pedantic criticism. When I said a "fob" "originally" meant an ornament of a pocket watch chain, I was speaking of the first usage of the word akin to its modern sense. The word "fob" truly originall...
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[07:33:47] <exec> 08└─Mowing your children, your pets, and you. Autonomously.
[07:33:49] <exec> *** new comment: 03Kalas [4247] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 214 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:33:49] <exec> 08└─What kind of person looks at a Roomba and thinks "it's a start but this baby needs some blades?" I know many of you fear the robopocaplyse is inevitable but is humanity really so bad you need to speed things along?
[07:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 176 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:33:51] <exec> 08└─They call this one Terra. I don't like the sound of that. How do you take out the family of a Robot? And possibly it's taking out YOUR family. As you say. As you say. Not good!
[07:33:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03BsAtHome [889] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 104 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:33:53] <exec> 08└─I always dream of red grass. Robotics, a dream come true. (don't forget to zap the birds in the process)
[07:33:55] <exec> *** new comment: 03BsAtHome [889] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 160 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:33:55] <exec> 08└─Curiosity killed the cat. Every idea will be tried to come true at some point in time by someone, somewhere, somehow. Let there be Darwin awards in the process.
[07:34:08] <exec> *** new comment: 03coolgopher [1157] (Score: 2) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 165 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:34:09] <exec> 08└─Okay, so if I'm reading this correctly (and it's a bit of a mind-bender I'll admit), then it's a good chance we're all just part of someone's resilient porn storage.
[07:34:10] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: -1, Troll) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 56 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:34:10] <exec> 08└─we're all just part of someone's resilient porn storage.
[07:34:27] <exec> *** new comment: 03aristarchus [2645] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 416 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:34:28] <exec> 08└─a week long striper fishing trip /quote? Given your lack of higher education, and spelling skills, I have to ask, TMB, was this a "striper" fishing trip, or a "stripper" fishing trip? You see, as with the Pee-pee tapes of the Donald, a single "p" can make all the difference. Of course, at the Counci...
[07:35:38] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 262 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:35:39] <exec> 08└─You can get psychological help for your tiny dick and shy bladder you know? It's OK little guy....Try some positive self talk, "wee wee go pee pee" say that out loud 5 times...I'm sure the dude in the stand-up urinal won't punch you in the face when you're done.
[07:35:40] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 169 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:35:40] <exec> 08└─The short doors and big gaps are actually a code requirement. Fun fact is that the were originally put in to try to prevent junkies from shooting up in public bathrooms.
[07:35:41] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 395 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:35:42] <exec> 08└─You don't even need tree roots. The corroding insides of cast iron become rough and can be enough to catch what you flush down. Or you can have areas with insufficient pitch. Not to mention that most wet wipes are designed to absorb lipids and swell, which can lead to "fatbergs" and then the saponif...
[07:35:43] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 64 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:35:44] <exec> 08└─with more women having dicks these days, wait times should drop.
[07:36:25] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 38 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:36:25] <exec> 08└─Got some past life trauma to work out?
[07:36:26] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 229 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[07:36:27] <exec> 08└─As someone once pointed out, War is the sport of homosexual rape, inserting objects into other men's bodies, without their permission. Football is just practice. Macho, macho man! I wanna be, a Macho man! Village People, correct?
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[08:33:55] <exec> *** new comment: 03MostCynical [2589] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 91 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:33:55] <exec> 08└─just an upmarket version of this [youtube.com] and don't forget killer drones [youtube.com]
[08:34:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 57 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:34:11] <exec> 08└─But, What would be the point, then? You're not even real.
[08:34:13] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 308 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:34:13] <exec> 08└─this is interesting stuff, thank you for posting. it is somewhat frustrating to hear someone say the universe can be either A or B. we know it's A, but if it were B, then C may actually be true, and C is really cool. but this is what we can do until mathematicians catch up and start answering our qu...
[08:35:45] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1382 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:35:45] <exec> 08└─TFA got to the point. Most architects are male. Most of the people who pay architects are male, and the rest are tightwads. No one is willing to PAY FOR the facilities that women demand. There are several ways to fix this. 1. Architects must be female, and/or employs a "lead feminist consultant". 2...
[08:35:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 146 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:35:47] <exec> 08└─No karma to give, but thanks for this. I’m reaching an age where the dribble-ness is getting annoying. Looking forward to trying this next time.
[08:37:20] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 283 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:37:20] <exec> 08└─Damned near everyone in Mexico has ties to a drug cartel. And, Mexico does indeed have kill rates that exceed many war zones. More Mexicans have died in the cartel wars, in the past decade, than Americans died in Vietnam. Now, stop modding yourself up with your sock puppet, alright?
[08:37:21] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 52 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:37:21] <exec> 08└─So, build the wall, and you CAN SCREEN the illegals.
[08:37:23] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 106 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:37:24] <exec> 08└─Alright, you sanctimonious, virtue signaling prick - how many Mexicans have zero ties to any drug cartels?
[08:37:57] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Tiny Eye Movements Affect How We See Contrast - 45 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:37:57] <exec> 08└─There's a forum for that [stackexchange.com]i
[08:37:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Tiny Eye Movements Affect How We See Contrast - 99 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:37:58] <exec> 08└─Yes - and? I already knew that the person who linked to that story the first time lurked around SN.
[08:38:00] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Tiny Eye Movements Affect How We See Contrast - 49 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[08:38:01] <exec> 08└─Birds don't boogie. Instead, black children bird.
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[09:33:46] <exec> 08└─... don't need promises that can be broken.
[09:33:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03Sulla [5173] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Aetna Makes an Apple Watch App—Promises Not to Use Activity Data Against You - 352 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[09:33:47] <exec> 08└─If Aetna's claim about them not using your data for underwriting is as truthful as their claim about offering anything resembling health insurance I don't really think it is safe to trust them. On the other hand they are so shitty at what they do they would probably give you discounts for higher blo...
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[09:34:18] <exec> 08└─That would explain why life is such a pain in the ass.
[09:35:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1458 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[09:35:52] <exec> 08└─As a guy that has always sat down, even to pee, I still don't get it. I wear jeans 99% of the time, so no easy-pull-down or unzip. Because of a foreskin problem from a young age (now resolved, but I'm still in the habit), I got into the habit of always sitting down and never being able to "get the l...
[09:35:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03Hyper [1525] (Score: 3, Funny) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 111 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[09:35:54] <exec> 08└─Want this in a Heinlein book? In California even? And still the sexes stayed on their own side of the washroom?
[09:35:55] <exec> *** new comment: 03Sulla [5173] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 239 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[09:35:56] <exec> 08└─When i submitted this article iirc i asked if anyone online remembered the article from a year or two back on the same subject. It was an article that said average time in bathroom was pretty much the same for men and women, anyone recall?
[09:35:57] <exec> *** new comment: 03janrinok [52] (Score: 3, Insightful) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 441 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[09:35:58] <exec> 08└─After extensive on-line studying, I have reached the conclusion that the main reason that mail queues are much shorter than female queues is that men don't spend half an hour taking selfies in the toilet! The toilet is hardly the most salubrious place to pose for a photo, but it seems that a large p...
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[09:36:00] <exec> 08└─s/mail/male/ - see my sig.
[09:36:02] <exec> *** new comment: 03Sulla [5173] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 142 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[09:36:03] <exec> 08└─Good point. As a man he should have continued to ignore the issue rather than impose his manhood by trying to tell women how things should be.
[09:36:04] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 112 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[09:36:05] <exec> 08└─I think the problem would be eased if we turned ALL bathrooms into unisex with just lots of stalls & no urinals.
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[10:33:50] <exec> 08└─You qualify for the higher blood pressure 10% discount. Small print... We get kickbacks and lap dances on every blood pressure medicine prescribed by our trusted doctors.
[10:33:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03Bot [3902] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Aetna Makes an Apple Watch App—Promises Not to Use Activity Data Against You - 134 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:33:52] <exec> 08└─> Health insurance giant Aetna has teamed up with Apple to create a health-tracking app junkie borrows bicycle, promises to return it.
[10:34:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 175 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:34:05] <exec> 08└─I needed something better to cut my Chongs Choice grass. Those cheap grass grinders on Amazon are too small for my arthritic hands to twist, and the stems keep clogging it up.
[10:34:24] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 2735 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:34:24] <exec> 08└─For those who struggled to understand the article and its somewhat surprisingly inaccurate summary here is what the scientists are saying, why it is cool and what it means to your daily life. #1 What is really being said here? When you look at one very popular framework for doing quantum physics in,...
[10:36:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03Entropy [4228] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 476 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:36:05] <exec> 08└─So if normal bathrooms cost $20,000 each(total $40,000) then the new proposal demands that the women's bathroom costs about $60,000 total?(3x the size) I would think women wait at least 3x longer, correct? Then the total costs rises from $40,000 to $80,000? Who exactly is going to pay for this nonse...
[10:36:06] <exec> *** new comment: 03choose another one [515] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 333 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:36:07] <exec> 08└─1) We can't just unzip and have a whizz. If there is anything I envy men for it's the ability to take a piss standing up. 2) As an extension of 1), we have to clean more thoroughly. Men can just shake it a bit, or so I'm told. This is also why women use more TP on average, because we have to use it...
[10:36:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03shrewdsheep [5215] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 155 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:36:50] <exec> 08└─But pizza actually may serve another purpose other than being completely useless for anything else than getting yet another thing (which is what money is).
[10:37:44] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 391 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:37:44] <exec> 08└─Truly you are an idiot who has been duped by the Real Estate Developer from New York City! You are stupid, Runaway! Not too bright! Unable to ascertain reality. Dumber than a bag of hammers, hammers that have never had the chance to go to college. Off the Dunning-Kroeger scale. You are the Mexican...
[10:37:46] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 164 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:37:46] <exec> 08└─Most of them? How many ties do you have to the Mafia, whether Irish, Italian, Russian, or Mormon/Polynesian? Fucking racist. I spit on your racist head, dick head.
[10:41:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03choose another one [515] (Score: 2) 02 - 06In New Starship Details, Musk Reveals a More Practical Approach - 171 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[10:41:11] <exec> 08└─Someone has forced him to change it from the excellent "BFR", so he's picked something deliberately family-friendly can't-be-misconstrued and bloody (mindedly) ridiculous.
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[11:33:53] <exec> 08└─Throw the watch in the laundry basket and set that on top of each machine while doing laundry. If your health insurance company is lying about respecting your privacy, you'll find out not long after they send you a larger bill for living in a paint shaker/having serious circulatory or motor issues,...
[11:34:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03driverless [4770] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 408 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:34:07] <exec> 08└─Haven't these things been around for ages? My cousin has had one doing his lawn for some time now. It does a good enough job, but like a Roomba is somewhat underpowered, so relies on frequent cutting to keep things manageable. And despite jokes about taking out pets and whatnot, it does a pretty goo...
[11:34:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 554 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:34:09] <exec> 08└─While I generally enjoy lawn maintenance, Tennessee summers are no fucking joke. An ice cold domestic pisswater beer after an hour or so of sweating behind a mower is one of the few legitimate reasons for Budweiser to keep making beer. Unfortunately, when it's 90+F and 70+% humidity, you've either t...
[11:34:29] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 331 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:34:29] <exec> 08└─it's stupid to discuss error-correcting codes of the universe's math. if you want to relate interference/wave-function collapse to practical error-correcting approaches in quantum computing, that's fine. but stop talking as if there's a god who programmed all of this in, because it's not funny and i...
[11:36:12] <exec> *** new comment: 03choose another one [515] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 827 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:36:12] <exec> 08└─Ain't the U-bend that's the problem. I got me a Victorian house with original Victorian (we think) WC. Pull the chain (not lever) on that thing and about five gallons comes out of the wooden (lead lined) cistern down 6ft of big fat lead pipe, never needed more than one flush, but on the modern one u...
[11:36:14] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 56 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:36:14] <exec> 08└─Well, this is the difference between equality and equity
[11:36:15] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 48 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:36:16] <exec> 08└─Huh? I wear jeans all the time, they have a zip.
[11:36:17] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 310 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:36:18] <exec> 08└─American toilet cubicles are sooooo weird. Somehow all of Europe manages with privacy. My favourite toilets I've seen are a block of completely separate rooms, each with a toilet, sink and dryer and a proper door. And they didn't take significantly more space than the equivalent number of cubicles a...
[11:36:20] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 60 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:36:20] <exec> 08└─Azuma Hazuki is a notorious feminazi shit poster here, Anon.
[11:36:22] <exec> *** new comment: 03Arik [4543] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 224 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[11:36:23] <exec> 08└─"I think the problem would be eased if we turned ALL bathrooms into unisex with just lots of stalls & no urinals." There's no need to get rid of the urinals, leave them in and there are fewer people competing for the stalls.
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[12:33:55] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 3, Insightful) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 783 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:33:55] <exec> 08└─A man isn't a man, a woman isn't a woman, understanding is racism, and telecommunications isn't telecommunications. We confuse the simplest of issues beyond human understanding, so the exploiters feel free to confuse other simple issues beyond understanding. And, while the masses huddle and quiver i...
[12:33:57] <exec> *** new comment: 03pkrasimirov [3358] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 168 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:33:57] <exec> 08└─> the orange bastard needs to apologize to all of us for being such a stupid fuck. Is he really? Did you just assume his goals? Oh wait, did I just assume its gender...
[12:33:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03MadTinfoilHatter [4635] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 117 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:33:59] <exec> 08└─That word, "telecommunications"? "Talking afar". "Communicating further than you can shout". It's really that simple.
[12:34:10] <exec> *** new comment: 03pkrasimirov [3358] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Aetna Makes an Apple Watch App—Promises Not to Use Activity Data Against You - 447 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:34:11] <exec> 08└─Seems Apple really needs some money these days. As in, any money is good now. What happens on your phone stays on your phone! And on the Apple servers, for backup. And on some "health provider" servers, because you asked (you did, we know). And some partners, because business. Basically we sell your...
[12:34:12] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Aetna Makes an Apple Watch App—Promises Not to Use Activity Data Against You - 152 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:34:12] <exec> 08└─"[i]nformation from this program will not be used for underwriting, premium or coverage decisions." I'd now like to sell you my new Brooklyn Bridge App.
[12:34:19] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03takyon [881] 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 55 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:34:20] <exec> 08└─Mowing your children, your pets, and you. Autonomously.
[12:34:29] <exec> *** new comment: 03pkrasimirov [3358] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 25 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:34:30] <exec> 08└─Doomba [weknowmemes.com].
[12:34:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03lentilla [1770] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 776 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:34:32] <exec> 08└─To a large degree I enjoy mowing the lawn. What I don't enjoy is emptying the grass catcher, which; in summer; needs to be done maybe twenty times during a single mowing session. Unless the robot mower is able to "dump" the clippings in a corner it's a non-starter. It's not that a robot wouldn't be...
[12:34:53] <exec> *** new comment: 03ledow [5567] (Score: 2) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 3686 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:34:53] <exec> 08└─A good summary. For those absolute amateurs: Everything with the word "quantum" in was derived from very complicated maths equations that never resolve completely (there's always some unknown/error even in the pure maths, which is a natural consequence of the types of maths used). Geniuses took the...
[12:34:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 1079 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:34:55] <exec> 08└─I don't see anyone talking about a program or a god or a programmer. Why would that threaten you so much if they did? Are you that unsure of your position as an atheist that someone else making a compelling argument would be a threat? Here's the simple truth. Computers work because the universe itse...
[12:35:13] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 109 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:35:13] <exec> 08└─The former, of course. Between the two of us, you're the uneducated one when it comes to all matters piscine.
[12:35:35] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03Anonymous Coward 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1117 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:35:35] <exec> 08└─Let's run a mental model for number 1: Guy: unzips, flops it out, hoses down the trough, back in, zip up, (optional: thinks about washing his hands but there's a queue for the one remaining working hand dryer so decides not to), waits for someone to open the door so he doesn't have to touch the hand...
[12:37:29] <exec> *** new comment: 03Phoenix666 [552] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 132 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:37:29] <exec> 08└─I'll watch rugby or sumo gladly, but football to me is less entertaining than watching paint dry. Hope you enjoyed the game, though.
[12:37:30] <exec> *** new comment: 03Phoenix666 [552] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 23 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:37:30] <exec> 08└─Oh, we're not Catholic.
[12:37:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03Phoenix666 [552] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 26 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:37:32] <exec> 08└─Use "Stupor Bowl" instead?
[12:37:34] <exec> *** new comment: 03Phoenix666 [552] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 109 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:37:35] <exec> 08└─You could always watch it for the deep thoughts of the sports announcers or the wit of the player interviews.
[12:37:36] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 152 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:37:37] <exec> 08└─I Taut I Taw A Puddy-Tat.. er i mean sponge Bob right there in the beginning. Or was that just my mind tricking me, because other characters were there?
[12:42:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03FatPhil [863] (Score: 2) 02 - 06San Francisco Could Ban Facial Recognition Technology, Becoming First US City to Do So - 1333 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[12:42:47] <exec> 08└─Secret's a red herring, I think it's there for shock value in the headlines. In reality, though, surely the in-your-face surveillance that they're getting away with is even more scary - they're not even ashamed of how close to 1984's Big Brother they appear. E.g. a recent equivalent from the United...
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[13:33:48] <exec> 08└─A man isn't a man, a woman isn't a woman, understanding is racism, and telecommunications isn't telecommunications. We confuse the simplest of issues beyond human understanding, so the exploiters feel free to confuse other simple issues beyond understanding. And, while the masses huddle and quiver i...
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[13:34:04] <exec> 08└─https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ [apple.com] yeah, sure aetna and apple. Just like CrCard give you "cash back". They cuase the higher prices. Limit sellers from giving "cash-only" discounts. Then buy you off with "cash back". Also remember "lotteries are taxes on tho...
[13:34:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03BenJeremy [6392] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Aetna Makes an Apple Watch App—Promises Not to Use Activity Data Against You - 188 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:34:06] <exec> 08└─Yes, because I want my auto insurance company tracking my every move, where I go, and when I exceed the speed limit by 1mph, so they can ding me. I bet their opt-in rate is pretty abysmal.
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[13:34:24] <exec> 08└─They have been around for ages. There are problems : either they rely on guide wires everywhere under your lawn, or they criss-cross at random and probably miss patches. It looks like this one's navigation is better but I think I'll wait and see first.
[13:34:25] <exec> *** new comment: 03Username [4557] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 56 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:34:26] <exec> 08└─You can have it run daily, no need to collect clippings.
[13:34:27] <exec> *** new comment: 03Username [4557] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 21 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:34:28] <exec> 08└─And a freaking laser.
[13:34:29] <exec> *** new comment: 03driverless [4770] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 298 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:34:30] <exec> 08└─The one my cousin had certainly didn't use guide wires, and also didn't do a random walk. It really was just a Roomba with blades. Before anyone asks, I can't remember the brand, sorry, and I couldn't see what it was either, it was well-covered with a long accumulation of grass clippings and gunk.
[13:34:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 178 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:34:32] <exec> 08└─is it an option to let it grow, and only cut a minimal area (walking/parking needs or whatever)? then at the end of summer you call a local cow-owner and they'll take your grass.
[13:36:04] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03crb3 [5919] 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 516 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:36:04] <exec> 08└─>Men who "just shake it a bit" have piss in their underwear As we get older, our plumbing loses its tautness and elasticity, and then, like a garden hose that dribbles a bit after the faucet's turned off, we've got a horizontal standpipe holding enough for a short racing-stripe down one pant-leg. Th...
[13:36:44] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Interesting) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 158 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:36:44] <exec> 08└─How woman stand up pee [duckduckgo.com] and woman stand up pee [google.com] photos and videos. But with a little bit of practice those are not even necessary.
[13:36:46] <exec> *** new comment: 03bradley13 [3053] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 227 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:36:46] <exec> 08└─@Runaway: I think you forgot the /sarc tag, but your proposals are so over-the-top that I finally assume sarcasm. Four women's stalls for every male fixture of whatever kind? Hire "potty police"? Please tell me you're joking...
[13:36:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03Username [4557] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 75 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:36:48] <exec> 08└─8. Charge women per minute while in the bathroom, slide card to open stall.
[13:36:49] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 127 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:36:50] <exec> 08└─Around here they do. They just walk in behind you to get to the toilets. I can't say that I care. It's just different plumbing.
[13:36:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 28 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:36:52] <exec> 08└─Screwed up circumcision? :-(
[13:36:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 437 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:36:55] <exec> 08└─Talking to the cleaners in my work building I discovered that the main problem in the women's toilets was that they squat on the seat. Yes. On the seat. So their ass doesn't have to touch the seat. This causes several problems the first of which is that the toilet seats break. The second is that the...
[13:36:56] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 269 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:36:57] <exec> 08└─There are a couple of ways to tell that you have Chinese or Indian people at work. Looking at the state of the stalls is a dead giveaway. It is gross cleaning up after people who can't or won't use a modern loo properly. Signs do not help so what are we supposed to do?
[13:43:49] <exec> *** new comment: 03winnitude [3781] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Statin Therapy Reduces Risk of Major Cardiovascular Events Irrespective of Age - 284 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:43:49] <exec> 08└─Hahahah this was my favourite bit: Results: ‘Pushing one hundred people prevented all trial participants from suffering a fatal heart attack. We therefore recommend pushing everyone off a cliff to reduce the incidence of heart attacks in the general population.’ A.N. Idiot et al.
[13:43:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Statin Therapy Reduces Risk of Major Cardiovascular Events Irrespective of Age - 316 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[13:43:50] <exec> 08└─I spent about two years (three months at a time) on every diet under the sun, as a 20-something, trying to control my cholesterol without statins. I did lower it with diet but only about 10%. Not nearly enough. So please, be careful with what you say. Diet does *not* magically fix cholesterol proble...
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[14:33:45] <exec> *** new comment: 03JoeMerchant [3937] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 482 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:33:45] <exec> 08└─So, the online content that UltraViolet subscribers paid for is now being ganked, without compensation. Of course it was a match-stick pyramid scheme from the start - without new customers the old ones couldn't be served... can we start requiring such obvious schemes to post bond to be refunded to s...
[14:33:46] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 235 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:33:47] <exec> 08└─Didn't you read the latest TOS right you "agreed"? See? You are screwed. That kind of crap is why I keep my stash of +9 year old magnet/elinks that still work every time I want to re-watch something. But really it's not even necessary.
[14:33:48] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 150 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:33:49] <exec> 08└─Don't worry. The pirates have you covered. They were just waiting to re-open all the semi-legit sites that were shut down when the alternative opened.
[14:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03bradley13 [3053] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 656 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:33:51] <exec> 08└─From TFA: "the digital ownership caveats are in no way limited to UltraViolet. Any digital media platform can ultimately go out of business. Or just as bad, depending on the rights, a movie could simply disappear from your library" Of course, they could just sell you a copy without DRM, so that you...
[14:34:01] <exec> *** new comment: 03JoeMerchant [3937] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 196 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:34:02] <exec> 08└─>the orange bastard needs to apologize to all of us for being such a stupid fuck. Wouldn't that be a classic moment? It's 100% out of character, but he's just unstable enough that it might happen.
[14:34:03] <exec> *** new comment: 03JoeMerchant [3937] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 229 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:34:03] <exec> 08└─Fair point - I believe telecommunications was conceived in the era of the telegraph, to describe near-instant communication farther than you can shout. Snail-mail is more like recordkeeping, where the records can be hand carried.
[14:34:04] <exec> *** new comment: 03JoeMerchant [3937] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 262 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:34:05] <exec> 08└─Enough leaks about the orange that is consistent with the premise "stupid fuck" that it would appear to be true. ----- Make hay whilst the intervening mass is insufficient to diminish received solar radiation below the threshold required for the drying of grass.
[14:34:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 131 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:34:07] <exec> 08└─They said "via telecommunications." And they meant telegraph. Telephone. Or, tell a girl. The fastest ways to get the message out!!
[14:34:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 250 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:34:10] <exec> 08└─Other than the speed at which the dots and dashes (ones and zeros) are transmitted, what is the difference between telegraph and the Internet? Well, we did replace all those telegraph operators with computers and paper with screens. But besides that?
[14:34:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03fakefuck39 [6620] (Score: 1) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 1042 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:34:47] <exec> 08└─Hey, offtopic question for you, for when you wake up at noon, you dirty fucking hippie. I hate it that when we donate to soylent, the tax man and the bank get a cut, because fuck them and fuck you. People like me don't want 5 minutes of their hard-earned work to support the corporate tyrant governme...
[14:36:09] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03crb3 [5919] 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 412 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:36:09] <exec> 08└─Unless you jet-spray your crotch every time after defecating, you have particles of shit spreading all through your underwear. Plus, if you piss at a standup urinal, you probably come away with a mist of splashback settled on your hands. That's what washing your hands gets rid of. Don't believe me?...
[14:37:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 613 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:37:06] <exec> 08└─Not really joking at all. The potty police IS "over the top", I don't think anyone, anywhere, would stand for it. Not even in Soviet Russia! But, the rest? Why not four stalls in the women's room, for each fixture in the men's room? I never wait in line for the restroom, why should women? One altern...
[14:39:27] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Tiny Eye Movements Affect How We See Contrast - 34 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[14:39:27] <exec> 08└─Just trying to be full of help :-(
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[15:33:57] <exec> *** new comment: 03JoeMerchant [3937] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 652 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:33:57] <exec> 08└─Re: Steam - it's about the prices... And, there's the thing. If renting an older movie in streaming format was something like $0.99 for a 72 hour license or somesuch, I'd be cool with that. Pony up and watch it at your own pace - if life gets in the way just pick it up in a day or two. Even better i...
[15:33:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 139 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:33:58] <exec> 08└─I probably read about it on TorrentFreak. I'm surprised that they got to 30 million users. How many of those users only activated one disc?
[15:33:59] <exec> *** new comment: 03rigrig [5129] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 55 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:34:00] <exec> 08└─Alternatively, they could also take the Steam approach.
[15:34:16] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 156 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:34:16] <exec> 08└─Sorry loosers & haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest. And you all know it. You know. Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault!!
[15:34:17] <exec> *** new comment: 03JoeMerchant [3937] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 135 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:34:17] <exec> 08└─It's that unique, upside down perspective that got the orange elected. When you divide by near zero, you get a very high number indeed.
[15:34:18] <exec> *** new comment: 03Spamalope [5233] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 91 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:34:19] <exec> 08└─Wait, shouldn't that have been 'My IQ is Huuuuuge, the biggest! Soylent news is fake news!'
[15:34:21] <exec> *** new comment: 03Spamalope [5233] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 46 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:34:22] <exec> 08└─Lobbying and taxing have advanced quite a bit.
[15:34:23] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 1368 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:34:24] <exec> 08└─Enough leaks about the orange that is consistent with the premise "stupid fuck" that it would appear to be true. The truism "never ascribe to malice what can be explained by stupidity" is often a reasonable default position to take, but it ignores the danger of ascribing to stupidity what is in fact...
[15:35:02] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 235 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:35:02] <exec> 08└─You've been good at getting your karma to plunge very quickly. I don't expect any problems. I'm also not a fan of banks and middlemen getting a cut of donations. I don't know that we have any good alternatives available but I will ask.
[15:35:04] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 63 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:35:04] <exec> 08└─Hey, I'm not an editor at all. They do way more work than I do.
[15:35:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 408 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:35:06] <exec> 08└─Nah. I'm slightly OCD about my lawn not looking like shit and even if I weren't the city-run utility company will come around, mow it, and tack it onto your utility bill if you let it get six inches tall. I can't get myself to work up a good libertarian rant about that though on account of it means...
[15:35:25] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03Anonymous Coward 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 2735 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:35:25] <exec> 08└─For those who struggled to understand the article and its somewhat surprisingly inaccurate summary here is what the scientists are saying, why it is cool and what it means to your daily life. #1 What is really being said here? When you look at one very popular framework for doing quantum physics in,...
[15:37:26] <exec> *** new comment: 03Alfred [4006] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 341 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:37:26] <exec> 08└─Nah. Bathrooms are usually right next to each other so just move stuff around. Got a venue with 8 female stalls, 4 male stalls and 4 urinals? Just remodel and move the wall so you have 11 female stalls, 1 male stall and 4 urinals. you still have the option to convert 2 of those urinals to a stall if...
[15:37:28] <exec> *** new comment: 03wisnoskij [5149] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 231 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:37:28] <exec> 08└─I think everyone pisses in troughs in Japan when using traditional toilet facilities. Most likely the women's washroom still has long lines as the 20 minute makeup applications are what will take up the majority of the time anyway.
[15:37:29] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 81 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:37:30] <exec> 08└─Have you hard of Japan? They solved it by going "yep, auto-bidets for everybody."
[15:37:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 556 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:37:32] <exec> 08└─Not the AC above, but my foreskin ripped at the point where it connects when I was 18 and my girlfriend was extremely tight and hated foreplay. Went in too fast, felt some pain but quickly forgot, when I finished saw blood and then realized what had happened. After that I've had to pull my foreskin...
[15:41:33] <exec> *** new comment: 03Alfred [4006] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Lowe's to Shut Down its Iris "Smart Home" Platform - 272 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:41:33] <exec> 08└─I think someone built a HDMI tap with a FPGA. Something I might have seen on Hackaday years ago. Would be totally awesome if you could roll it into a PCI or USB peripheral as a video input device. of course you could never sell it or the DRM maggots would hit you so hard.
[15:44:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03iWantToKeepAnon [686] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Facebook Loses Snopes as a Fact-Checker - 41 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[15:44:05] <exec> 08└─Did the editor snopes check it first? :-p
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[16:33:51] <exec> *** new comment: 03All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us [6553] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Netflix, Amazon, and Hollywood Studios Shut Down Maker of “Free TV” Box - 1396 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:33:51] <exec> 08└─1) Lawyers say shit to the media all the time that is not remotely true and this is legal. A smart lawyer does not mislead their clients as to what the law is or of expense and odds at trial. 2) Company makes promises that everyone knowledgeable knows are not possible to fulfill other than breaking...
[16:34:26] <exec> *** new comment: 03Thexalon [636] (Score: 3, Interesting) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 1405 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:34:26] <exec> 08└─Ajit Pai's and the FCC's corruption on this issue is blatant and transparent to anybody who looks at the issue. That's not really seriously in question. The reason they're in court defending their decisions with complete nonsense is because the longer they can keep the anti-NN policy in place, the m...
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[16:34:28] <exec> 08└─Hellary got Trump elected when she bought out the DNC... It's as simple as that. Bernie should've got it, and he'd be POTUS instead of Trump. Hellary turned off more voters than Trump... So the least evil of the twins won.
[16:34:29] <exec> *** new comment: 03All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us [6553] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 397 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:34:30] <exec> 08└─Wikipedia suggests first use of the word was 1904. Telegraph and telephone were well established though not universally entrenched. (Semaphore, too, come to that). The new player was radio - you had something no longer dependent on wires. Finally there were enough entities to require a taxonomic gro...
[16:34:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03DeathMonkey [1380] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 153 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:34:32] <exec> 08└─We confuse the simplest of issues beyond human understanding, ... Well, the conservatives are certainly TRYING to but it's actually not that complicated.
[16:34:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03SomeGuy [5632] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Aetna Makes an Apple Watch App—Promises Not to Use Activity Data Against You - 42 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:34:48] <exec> 08└─I bet their opt-in rate is pretty abysmal.
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[16:35:15] <exec> 08└─It probably doesn't collect clippings because it doesn't have any legs to protect. Tractor-style mowers don't either for the same reason. Your grass will be healthier if you don't anyway. It's better not to run it everyday though - grass roots only grow proportionally to the stem so you you have to...
[16:35:38] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 2) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 455 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:35:38] <exec> 08└─>Escher's tessellated creatures become smaller and smaller moving outward from the circle's center, eventually vanishing at the perimeter As I recall that's actually not even remotely true. Well, I mean it's true of the drawings, which are of a particular common projection of hyperbolic space into E...
[16:36:18] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03ShadowSystems [6185] 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 1200 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:36:18] <exec> 08└─Azuma Hazuki, thank you for posting. I had come to post that "Men can spend half their bathroom needs standing up at a wall & then walk away. Women spend *all* their bathroom needs sitting down & can't just walk away." Now that I am blind & must use a stall every time (don't dare stand at a urinal,...
[16:36:33] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03The Mighty Buzzard [18] 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 145 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:36:33] <exec> 08└─S'truth. You gals got the less efficient plumbing. On the other hand us guys die earlier so you'll be able to take forever to piss on our graves.
[16:37:42] <exec> *** new comment: 03arulatas [3600] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 84 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:37:43] <exec> 08└─Well when they don't wash their hands and pick their nose... you can understand why.
[16:37:44] <exec> *** new comment: 03OrugTor [5147] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 413 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:37:44] <exec> 08└─Re 3), assuming that 'decompress' means regain sanity or similar, does the decompressing woman use a stall? Asking that made me think about women going into the bathroom with no intention to use a stall. Might a better bathroom design have the basins in a section with their own entrance. It would co...
[16:39:29] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 156 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:39:29] <exec> 08└─Not sure why certain countries become hubs for this kind of thing, there must be something about them that makes laundering organs easier than other places.
[16:39:30] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 797 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:39:30] <exec> 08└─How, exactly? Most illegal immigrants enter the country legally by plane, and then overstay their visa. They'd never even see the wall. Of those entering by land - over half the border already has a moat(aka The Rio Grande). Almost the entire rest of it already has vehicle fencing. And if you're on...
[16:39:32] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 1441 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:39:33] <exec> 08└─That is nonsense. I've mentioned many times that I live at Ground Zero. Illegals aren't some mental exercise about faraway events. The illegals are all around me. The first wave of anchor babies are all grown up now, and applying for jobs at the plant I work at, as well as all the businesses around...
[16:39:34] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 49 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:39:35] <exec> 08└─That's the worst! Sharks are "super" disgusting!!
[16:40:40] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Texas Company Plans to Sell Country's First Permitted, 3D-Printed House - 1436 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[16:40:41] <exec> 08└─>"I just want to rent it for a week" does not seem to be in the business model Have you ever gone to John Deere and tried to rent a tractor? Or a backhoe from Bobcat? You can't, it's not in their business model - they build and sell hardware, they don't want to deal with the many headaches of rental...
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[17:33:56] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 65 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:33:56] <exec> 08└─Being dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century, I see.
[17:33:57] <exec> *** new comment: 03goodie [1877] (Score: 3, Informative) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 350 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:33:57] <exec> 08└─Perhaps the most hated ISP in Canada. We're not so different from the US. - Horrible service? check. - Billshafting? check. - Backwards ass plans? check. - Quasi monopoly on bandwidth resale? check. Yep, they are right up there... I'm moving soon and Bell will be pretty much only option for anything...
[17:33:59] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 11 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:33:59] <exec> 08└─Capitalism.
[17:34:01] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 212 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:34:02] <exec> 08└─Maybe Canadians need to outlaw Bell Canada on the grounds that they are Un-Canadian? Strip them of their assets, and deport all of them to the US? Give those same assets to the Native Americans, or First Nations?
[17:34:03] <exec> *** new comment: 03DannyB [5839] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 147 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:34:04] <exec> 08└─For security purposes, it is recommended that you put a shroud around your monitor to be sure nobody can see what you are typing when using telnet.
[17:34:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03ilsa [6082] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 469 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:34:06] <exec> 08└─I'm actually kind of dissappointed that they weren't successful. I would have loved to see the shitstorm that would have happened when the millions of businesses across Canada were suddenly unable to use VPN services to connect remote employees or even other businesses. I bet the banks would be just...
[17:34:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03bzipitidoo [4388] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 594 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:34:09] <exec> 08└─Could use a new Bill of Rights: 1. Right to Education. Copying is not theft. 2. Right to Privacy. Including the use of a VPN, and encryption for email and other communication. 3. Right to have opting out be the default. 4. Right to block and filter spam. 5. Right to Network Neutrality. 6. The same r...
[17:34:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03ledow [5567] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 1216 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:34:31] <exec> 08└─Steam's DRM is non-intrusive. Steam's DRM can be removed or not applied to any titles (many games don't utilise it at all). Steam's DRM works offline for up to 30 days. Steam allows you to take backups of games (hence you would in theory only need to remove the DRM should Steam go bankrupt and you'd...
[17:34:32] <exec> *** new comment: 03ledow [5567] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 1710 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:34:32] <exec> 08└─It's simple maths. If I paid £10 for a disc, and you need to give me access to it forever, that means you need a server running 24/7, capable of streaming a HD/4K movie on-demand, over the Internet, permanently set up and ready to go at the click of a button, for whenever I might decide to do that....
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[17:34:53] <exec> 08└─Ajit Pai's and the FCC's corruption on this issue is blatant and transparent to anybody who looks at the issue. That's not really seriously in question. The reason they're in court defending their decisions with complete nonsense is because the longer they can keep the anti-NN policy in place, the m...
[17:34:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 265 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:34:58] <exec> 08└─Not sure what Donnie's IQ is - has it been published? Oh, WTF, maybe I'll look at Snopes . . . Donald Trump’s true intelligence quotient is unknown, but the article published by BeforeItsNews.com certainly does not document that it is 156 — or any other number.
[17:35:15] <exec> *** new comment: 03Sulla [5173] (Score: 1) 02 - 06Aetna Makes an Apple Watch App—Promises Not to Use Activity Data Against You - 560 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:35:15] <exec> 08└─Oregon has been trying for a few years to tax vehicles on mileage as well as gas to make up on lost revenue due to more effecient vehicles. They had a program where they would give you a reader if you would opt in. You could get a simple mileage reader and plug your numbers into a computer, a gps re...
[17:36:06] <exec> *** new comment: 03hendrikboom [1125] (Score: 2) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 83 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:36:06] <exec> 08└─Where did this quote come from? In case I want to requote it somewhere more formal?
[17:38:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 92 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:38:11] <exec> 08└─I know this one! It's because of all the lesbian sex and trannies molesting babies in there.
[17:39:01] <exec> *** new comment: 03martyb [76] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Super Bowl® LIII - Athletics, Advertisements, and... An Experiment! - 26 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:39:02] <exec> 08└─Use "Stupor Bowl" instead?
[17:39:20] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03Fnord666 [652] 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 28 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:39:20] <exec> 08└─Did they get his piano back?
[17:39:38] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 968 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:39:38] <exec> 08└─Analagous to a dog whistle, which produces a humans can't hear, "dogwhistling" in politics is the use of coded or euphemistic phrases that have a clearly-understood meaning to the base...which, like Pavlov's dog, more often than not has an automatic, unthinking reaction to it involving foaming at th...
[17:40:02] <exec> *** new comment: 03DannyB [5839] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 138 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:40:02] <exec> 08└─It is explainable why his brain would be missing. He may have overheard some RIAA music playing without having a proper license to listen.
[17:40:22] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03MichaelDavidCrawford [2339] 02 - 06EU Prods Facebook, Google, Twitter In Fight Against Fake News - 848 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:40:22] <exec> 08└─The claim of Trump's that he's the subject of a "Democrat Witch Hunt" is specious, given the numbers of Republican FBI Agents and Justice Department Prosecutors who've been working on the case. While I'm dead certain that Trump intentionally colluded with Putin, I'm also completely convinced that Tr...
[17:40:26] <exec> *** new comment: 03DannyB [5839] (Score: 2) 02 - 06EU Prods Facebook, Google, Twitter In Fight Against Fake News - 296 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:40:26] <exec> 08└─The general citizenry should decide. They should be well educated enough to make good rational decisions. Instead, we have: Facebook. Sitcoms. The Kardashians. New Jersey. Ancient Aliens on the History Channel. High school kids who can't do basic arithmetic. A president who cannot read or write.
[17:40:27] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06EU Prods Facebook, Google, Twitter In Fight Against Fake News - 410 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:40:28] <exec> 08└─After following the Brexit shenanigans, it's clear the EU is vastly preferable to having the local shitbags in charge. Where's the $345m/week for the NHS? Where's the easiest negotiation in history? Etc. Lies lies lies. If I believed they were competent, I'd say they engineered social breakdown usin...
[17:41:42] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Modern Javelin Throwers Hurled Neandertal Spears at Hay Bales - 883 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:41:42] <exec> 08└─Actually, our stamina is *extremely* high, it's only our speed that sucks. Even so there's a credible argument out there that early humans may have hunted deer, etc. across the steps by running them into the ground. We could have chased deer across the plains relentlessly, they'd outrun us whenever...
[17:41:43] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Modern Javelin Throwers Hurled Neandertal Spears at Hay Bales - 26 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:41:43] <exec> 08└─"...across the steppes..."
[17:41:45] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Modern Javelin Throwers Hurled Neandertal Spears at Hay Bales - 52 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:41:46] <exec> 08└─I carry around viagra and a condom. Am I teh smartz?
[17:41:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Why Modern Javelin Throwers Hurled Neandertal Spears at Hay Bales - 24 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[17:41:48] <exec> 08└─Did you get a vazectomy?
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[18:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 120 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:33:50] <exec> 08└─It is always possibile that future moon hikers will come across the lander's various landing spots on the lunar surface.
[18:34:03] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03bzipitidoo [4388] 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 594 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:34:03] <exec> 08└─Could use a new Bill of Rights: 1. Right to Education. Copying is not theft. 2. Right to Privacy. Including the use of a VPN, and encryption for email and other communication. 3. Right to have opting out be the default. 4. Right to block and filter spam. 5. Right to Network Neutrality. 6. The same r...
[18:34:04] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 1150 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:34:05] <exec> 08└─Very sad how Canada has been jerking us around economically. But I'm working hard for all Americans. Including the losers and haters. To get a very fair deal. Even for N.F.L. Who, as you know I competed with -- very strongly. And I sued them for being a monopoly. And we haven't always seen eye to ey...
[18:34:06] <exec> *** new comment: 03Hyperturtle [2824] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 1780 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:34:07] <exec> 08└─I have done work with a firm that pays Bell Canada to manage firewalls that have multiple redundant VPNs as backup connectivity from branch offices. It isn't hard; that is why that task was outsourced. They monitor the link and make sure the VPN is available in case the primary non-internet links go...
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[18:34:09] <exec> 08└─CapitalismGreed, which is indifferent to economic, political, social or religious system.
[18:34:18] <exec> *** new comment: 03hemocyanin [186] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Netflix, Amazon, and Hollywood Studios Shut Down Maker of “Free TV” Box - 311 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:34:19] <exec> 08└─Can someone please spell out what Dragon Media was? Could you really stream Netflix free or was it just an alternative player and you needed an account? I know I could search myself but I'm in the odd place of being just curious enough to be frustrated with TFS, and not interested enough to do the w...
[18:34:36] <exec> *** new comment: 03All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us [6553] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 1434 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:34:36] <exec> 08└─+1 insightful though of course it's slightly more complex than that. You get a storage cost savings because you only need one copy of the movie (ok, you need more than that regionally....) and the streaming cost depends on what bandwidth package you can negotiate (although there is a low-bottom end...
[18:34:37] <exec> *** new comment: 03DeathMonkey [1380] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 99 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:34:37] <exec> 08└─On the other hand, the name of the service is much more accurate! UltraViolet: humans can't see it.
[18:35:04] <exec> *** new comment: 03RS3 [6367] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 1319 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:35:04] <exec> 08└─You make great points and I agree. But reflecting, and thinking bigger-picture (as I can't help doing), I wonder what is the point of all of this blaming, name-calling, bashing, criticism, etc.?? It seems that government and politics have devolved to the point that mostly only idiots, crazies, etc.,...
[18:35:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03RS3 [6367] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 203 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:35:06] <exec> 08└─> Telegraph and telephone were well established though not universally entrenched. (Semaphore, too, come to that). Hey, don't forget the other photonic communication: smoke signals. You're welcome Buzzy.
[18:35:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us [6553] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 159 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:35:08] <exec> 08└─Hmm..... flattered or insulted? Life is full of such massively important quandaries. Maybe I'll defer until the mistaken identity is confirmed by smoke signal.
[18:35:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 106 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:35:10] <exec> 08└─Bingo. I've referred to that tipping point for years now as the point where Hanlon's Razor loses its edge.
[18:35:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 161 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:35:12] <exec> 08└─That kind of stupid is very much a lifestyle choice, and it directly harms other people. What possessed you to make such a poor comparison? Malice, or ignorance?
[18:35:14] <exec> *** new comment: 03Azuma Hazuki [5086] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 313 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:35:14] <exec> 08└─A way to put a stop to that kind of bullshit right quick is to make the punishment 1) being stripped of all income, wealth, and assets and 2) being only allowed to work at minimum wage jobs, preferably one that "fits the crime" (so in his case, call center or salesperson at a seedy brick and mortar...
[18:35:16] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 240 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:35:17] <exec> 08└─This is something the bad boys of the legal industry know very well: If the status quo is good for you but you will eventually lose the case, stall, even if you're doing stuff that is legally absolutely bonkers and often unethical to do so.
[18:36:25] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06How Space and Time Could Be a Quantum Error-Correcting Code - 446 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:36:25] <exec> 08└─Thanks, but what I got stuck at was the quantum error correction. I'm missing some information on how sure you can be of anything you measure in quantum physics. If everything is completely unreliable once it is measured, how the hell can I apply error correction then? Are there some kind of statist...
[18:38:30] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Why Women Have to Wait in Longer Bathroom Lines Than Men Do - 52 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:38:31] <exec> 08└─I chose to overlook your Venn diagram. You're fired!
[18:40:21] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 391 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:40:21] <exec> 08└─Please note that I made no claim whatsoever that people aren't coming across the border - I just said that most of them fly, and a wall will barely slow the rest unless you patrol it, which we don't seriously do currently. And if we did patrol the border seriously, then the wall wouldn't really add...
[18:40:23] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 1398 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[18:40:23] <exec> 08└─There's really two issues here, though they overlap: illegal immigration and border security. Real border security requires a serious border patrol. Nothing less will cut it. And thanks to the very open and exposed nature of most of the Mexican border, nothing more is needed for most of it. Illegal...
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[18:43:35] <exec> 08└─Or we could mandate fall-speed-reducing awnings every third floor or so. I mean they'll act like sails and bend the building sideways in a storm (or a normal day on a tall enough sky scraper? I think wind speeds get pretty high up there.) But an occasional sky scraper blowing over is a small price t...
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[19:33:52] <exec> 08└─...settlements
[19:33:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 3, Interesting) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 394 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:33:54] <exec> 08└─They were a former Google Lunar X Prize contestant but didn't get off the ground, like everyone else. https://en.wikipedia.org [wikipedia.org] SpaceIL team was formed as a nonprofit organization wishing to promote scientific and technological education in Israel. Its total budget is est...
[19:33:55] <exec> *** new comment: 03aristarchus [2645] (Score: 2) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 87 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:33:56] <exec> 08└─identified by deposits the lander made which contain small bells and smell like pepper.
[19:33:57] <exec> *** new comment: 03opinionated_science [4031] (Score: 2) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 113 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:33:58] <exec> 08└─When did the "Hockey Rink" become a new unit of measure? Unless it is based on the Zamboni unit of momentum...;-)
[19:33:59] <exec> *** new comment: 03Phoenix666 [552] (Score: 2) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 208 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:34:00] <exec> 08└─To my ear that name instantly translated to "bullshit" or "bear shit." I wish them success but next time they should doublecheck their marketing (anyone remember the Chevy Nova not selling in South America?).
[19:34:02] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 75 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:34:03] <exec> 08└─https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/chevrolet-nova-name-spanish/ [snopes.com]
[19:34:19] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Touché) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 247 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:34:19] <exec> 08└─7. Except when the exercise of any of the above would interfere with the ability of a lobbyist, government official, or corporate entity to make money off of the party which is using the aforementioned rights. ... NOW it could get passed into law.
[19:34:21] <exec> *** new comment: 03DannyB [5839] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 457 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:34:21] <exec> 08└─The right to have big, fat, dumb pipes at no more than the cost of building and maintaining the network, plus a reasonable amount of profit for the network operator. With the importance of the global network, there must be some provision to ensure that rural areas have internet. It is reasonable for...
[19:34:22] <exec> *** new comment: 03DannyB [5839] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 572 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:34:23] <exec> 08└─No need to build a wall. Just make Mexico happy, fat, and dumb. Ensure they have quality television, like reality tv, The Kardashians, etc. Ensure their education system is like ours. Facts are not needed nor wanted. Ensure they have high quality news, like Fox News, the best news. The very best. P...
[19:35:23] <exec> *** new comment: 03Thexalon [636] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 691 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:35:23] <exec> 08└─Some changes that would make a difference: 1. Expanding the number of courts and the people (including judges) to staff them. This would enable courts to both handle cases more quickly and give more time and attention to each case, which reduces the advantage to doing this. 2. More liberal use of wh...
[19:35:24] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 281 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:35:24] <exec> 08└─That depends on the situation. Trump should apologize because his stupidity and corruption are yuuuugely hurting the US. I can see a gay person hitting on a straight person, getting a "wtf" response and saying "sorry about that, I'm gay and find you attractive, have a good night."
[19:35:42] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Aetna Makes an Apple Watch App—Promises Not to Use Activity Data Against You - 163 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:35:42] <exec> 08└─Meh... Just put the watch on your Pit Bull Terrier and turn him loose with a few dozen female poodles. Aetna would send you a paramedic before you could say "woof"
[19:36:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03DeathMonkey [1380] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Collaborative Video Games Could Increase Office Productivity - 136 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:36:54] <exec> 08└─defining the succes metric is half the battle My boss hasn't quite come around to Soylent-posts-per-hour but we'll get there eventually!
[19:40:35] <exec> *** new comment: 03DeathMonkey [1380] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 226 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:40:35] <exec> 08└─The alt right image IS swastika wearing white dudes. That's what's been drummed into our heads by ALL MSM for the last 2 years or so. Maybe they should stop hanging out, on video, with a bunch of white dudes wearing swastikas.
[19:43:00] <exec> *** new comment: 03All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us [6553] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Lowe's to Shut Down its Iris "Smart Home" Platform - 779 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[19:43:00] <exec> 08└─Almost as the above, except for two things: 1) How will you monitor and remotely activate your devices away from home without such a connection? Your device using dial up to a home server? "I don't want that!" you say... yeah, but that's part of the selling and promotion of smart devices, especially...
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[20:33:49] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Funny) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 82 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:33:49] <exec> 08└─Finally! You can take it with you! Downside: its cryptocurrency, not actual money.
[20:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03BsAtHome [889] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 245 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:33:50] <exec> 08└─The first rule of backup is to have backup people for your backup people. The second rule of backup is to have backup backup people for your backup backup people. Then you start building redundancies and eliminate other single point of failures.
[20:33:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03krishnoid [1156] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 38 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:33:52] <exec> 08└─Or insurance. And insurance, probably.
[20:33:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03Captival [6866] (Score: 3, Informative) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 196 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:33:55] <exec> 08└─With hundreds of millions on the line, they can't hire one good hacker to get into this laptop? I wouldn't be surprised if they're covering up some embezzling, or even the guy faked his own death.
[20:33:56] <exec> *** new comment: 03Unixnut [5779] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 838 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:33:57] <exec> 08└─This applies to crypto, non-crypto and other exchanges. Just like "on the Cloud" is a synonym for "someone elses computer", "On the exchange" is a synonym for "someone elses bank account/wallet". Now, crypto exchanges are a bit more risky that non crypto ones, because you can't just print/magic up a...
[20:33:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03Snow [1601] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 889 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:33:59] <exec> 08└─Kinda sucks... All the evidence so far suggests that if I do get anything back, it will be pennies on the dollar. One of the great things about the blockchain is that you can follow the money. Some people have collected a bunch of addresses used to collect and payout funds to and from Quadriga. Base...
[20:34:01] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 92 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:34:02] <exec> 08└─" or even the guy faked his own death" I was guessing this, for market manipulation reasons.
[20:34:03] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 112 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:34:04] <exec> 08└─In India it costs $2,000 to fake a death. After that you get a new name, a new face, and $137 million to get by.
[20:34:17] <exec> *** new comment: 03RandomFactor [3682] (Score: 2) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 29 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:34:17] <exec> 08└─Zamboni unit of momentum...;-
[20:34:37] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 41 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:34:37] <exec> 08└─So, it's the Canadian version of Telstra.
[20:35:06] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 167 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:35:06] <exec> 08└─I activated it with the first DVD that offered UltraViolet, but never used it. Piratebay was easier and quicker. Perhaps UltraViolet should just redirect to Piratebay.
[20:35:42] <exec> *** new comment: 03RS3 [6367] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 249 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:35:42] <exec> 08└─Questions abound. Like, they're no good on a windy day, so what then? And, they dissipate fairly quickly, so were people assigned to look for them? Was there a set time of day to send them? How about at night? Someday I'll study up on smoke signals.
[20:35:43] <exec> *** new comment: 03DeathMonkey [1380] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 315 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:35:44] <exec> 08└─That kind of stupid is very much a lifestyle choice... It's amazing how they can just turn it off and on, too. All of a sudden it's just too darn confusing to figure out whether the internet is a telecommunications service or not. But that custom router build to keep the evil Googles off your intern...
[20:36:30] <exec> *** new comment: 03fakefuck39 [6620] (Score: 1) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 424 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:36:30] <exec> 08└─You're one of the dirty commie hippies who run this site - you're all the same to me. Don't no one care what you do. You don't have a career with a big corporation, so you are a hippie and a loser. Enjoy your boat and trim those pubes once in a while. It's disgusting when your beard blends in with y...
[20:36:32] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 43 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:36:32] <exec> 08└─Good idea! can I get a Roomba for my beard?
[20:36:33] <exec> *** new comment: 03nobu_the_bard [6373] (Score: 2) 02 - 06iRobot's Terra Cuts the Grass While You Relax - 252 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:36:34] <exec> 08└─I'd take it if it means never having to mow the grass again. I wrote five paragraphs I have wisely deleted ranting about how much I hate mowing, when I could simply say I really hate mowing the grass. It is boring, tedious and serves no unique purpose.
[20:41:01] <exec> *** new comment: 03nobu_the_bard [6373] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Korean Man who Died in Mexico Returned -- Missing Organs - 244 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[20:41:01] <exec> 08└─I wonder why they even bothered allowing his body to be returned. Wouldn't it have been safer for whatever nefarious operator to have him completely disappear? Sending back the body missing major organs seems like it just raises more questions.
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[21:33:48] <exec> *** new comment: 03Runaway1956 [2926] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 43 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:33:48] <exec> 08└─Some of those "creators" need to be abused.
[21:33:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03DannyB [5839] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 445 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:33:50] <exec> 08└─Can't they just bring out the torches and pitchforks like the good ol' daze? Or is a public bunch of dislikes an even worse humiliation? One that a person can no longer bear to live with? Oh the world we live in today. Seriously? A bunch of dislikes is a source of anxiety? Like a Facebook user claim...
[21:34:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03maxwell demon [1608] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 151 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:05] <exec> 08└─But you can't use it in heaven, because they still lack an internet connection. BTW if you chose cremation you can take actual bank notes with you. :-)
[21:34:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 341 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:07] <exec> 08└─Your comment makes me wonder... is there a deeper conspiracy going on? It wouldn't be the first time somebody has faked their death to get lots of money (to get out of a debt, or to abscond with money). $137M is a LOT of money, too. Is there any way to check if this money gets spent in the future to...
[21:34:08] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 40 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:09] <exec> 08└─is there any benefit to these e-wallets?
[21:34:10] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 420 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:11] <exec> 08└─It is traceable, but every wallet is anonymous and pretty difficult to investigate, unless you are an Interpol officer with this very assignment. Every other LEO structure will do nothing about a problem with a semi-legal financial instrument and uncertain jurisdiction of the supposed crime. Bitcoin...
[21:34:12] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 65 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:13] <exec> 08└─Yes, but only if you intend to lose all the money in that wallet.
[21:34:15] <exec> *** new comment: 03Snow [1601] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 251 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:16] <exec> 08└─That was initially the goal of collecting the wallet addresses. Take the different payout and deposit addresses, trace them back to a cold storage account and then monitor it for movements. The problem is that no cold storage account could be located.
[21:34:17] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 148 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:18] <exec> 08└─Alternatively, he created a fake persona and then opened the cryptoexchange. Now he only needs to wash the makeup off and discard the fake passport.
[21:34:19] <exec> *** new comment: 03Snow [1601] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 240 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:20] <exec> 08└─They also held many millions in CAD and USD. (Or were supposed to...) This will almost certainly be investigated by some government agency. Will the crypto site be competently investigated or will the focus be on the CAD/USD side of things?
[21:34:21] <exec> *** new comment: 03Snow [1601] (Score: 3, Informative) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 441 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:23] <exec> 08└─Do you know how encryption works? You don't 'hack' properly implemented encryption. You brute force it. Brute forcing the laptop is almost certainly a waste of time and energy. The keyspace is probably way too large to make it worthwhile, and that's assuming that the laptop is genuinely the laptop t...
[21:34:24] <exec> *** new comment: 03SomeGuy [5632] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 56 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:25] <exec> 08└─they can't hire one good hacker to get into this laptop?
[21:34:26] <exec> *** new comment: 03turgid [4318] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 191 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:27] <exec> 08└─It's only the hard drive that's encrypted. The 0s and 1s are just regular unscrambled binary. You can read it off with a very sharp magnetised knitting needle. My friend in the SAS showed me.
[21:34:28] <exec> *** new comment: 03richtopia [3160] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 130 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:30] <exec> 08└─Give it a few years and Heaven will be connected: https://en.wikipedia.org(satellite_constellation) [wikipedia.org]
[21:34:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Funny) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 459 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:32] <exec> 08└─Dear Friend, My name is Aishwary Bhavsar. I am the widow of a very rich cryptocurrency manager. Regrettably all the money ($137 million) is stuck in a laptop with lost password. The money is now legally written off as dead loss. To get the money I need expert hacker to break in the laptop but I don'...
[21:34:33] <exec> *** new comment: 03edIII [791] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 115 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:34] <exec> 08└─May I have some of what you're smoking? :) You can't encrypt a hard drive and have unscrambled (plain-text) bits...
[21:34:35] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 581 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:34:36] <exec> 08└─It will not be investigated. It wasn't a crime, just an accident. In essence, you loaned your money to a private person, and that person died with no records where he hid the money. Even if you prove wrongdoing, getting the money back seems to be impossible. It's actually worse in the case of fraud...
[21:35:11] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 585 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:35:11] <exec> 08└─It has nothing to do with VPNs. It has everything to do with the people not wanting the shit available in Canada because of "content rules" and then people choosing and succeeding in getting content around the "content rules". Of course Bell wants a piece but can't blame "content rules" so they just...
[21:35:12] <exec> *** new comment: 03hendrikboom [1125] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 187 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:35:12] <exec> 08└─Consider Teksavvy. Are they available where you are going? They do use telephone lines, so you may be stuck with Bell's DSL line, but your traffic is diverted to Teksavvy at the exchange.
[21:35:14] <exec> *** new comment: 03hendrikboom [1125] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 500 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[21:35:14] <exec> 08└─It also has to companies dividing their IP licensing on national borders. I'm in Canada. I contribute to my locel PBS station. It offers programming over the internet. But I'm not allowed to access all of it from here because they only have license to broadcast to the US. What I can pick up with an...
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[22:33:51] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: -1, Troll) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 48 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:33:51] <exec> 08└─So do you, gonna step up and take it like a man?
[22:33:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03EEMac [6423] (Score: 3, Insightful) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 186 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:33:52] <exec> 08└─Our SJW policies are pissing off users, and our "2018 Rewind video became the most disliked video on the platform last year". What should we do? Get rid of the dislike button? Brilliant!
[22:33:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 702 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:33:54] <exec> 08└─It's "abuse" that the YouTube Rewind promo with Will Smith got millions of dislikes, and became the most disliked video int he history of online videos because people were fed up that YouTube is trying to turn mainstream media and shit on all the original content creators that made ti what it is tod...
[22:33:56] <exec> *** new comment: 03Snow [1601] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 61 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:33:57] <exec> 08└─Back in my day the other kids would dislike you to your face.
[22:33:58] <exec> *** new comment: 03ElizabethGreene [6748] (Score: 3, Interesting) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 442 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:33:59] <exec> 08└─It's unfortunate they choose to ignore the real problem, the broken three-strikes system. A tiny amount of users can submit enough "community" reports to demonetize any video. Appealing that takes days and you don't get the money back when the videos are re-listed. Further, if you lose 1 appeal, yo...
[22:34:00] <exec> *** new comment: 03inertnet [4071] (Score: 3, Interesting) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 528 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:01] <exec> 08└─Funny how even the biggest corporations can't get this moderation problem solved. In the basis moderation by users is a great idea, but abuse of the system is always right around the corner. New idea (for the Soylentnews site), how about you can only downmod a comment after an upmod, meaning you get...
[22:34:03] <exec> *** new comment: 03VLM [445] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 237 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:03] <exec> 08└─Its Double Plus Ungood Bad Think to not like blatant propaganda, according to our corporate masters. Next up, a TV set to CNN that can't be shut off by viewers; Oh shit that was me at the gym a couple hours ago not a theoretical product.
[22:34:05] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 284 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:06] <exec> 08└─Every bullshit, neo-prog video gets the ratio. Almost as if the public might be trying to tell "creators" something about their "woke" politics. Ditto Ghostbusters 2016, The Last Star Wars, Star Trek Diversity, SJW comic books, the NFL and any other manifestation of "Social Justice".
[22:34:07] <exec> *** new comment: 03DannyB [5839] (Score: 3, Interesting) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 297 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:08] <exec> 08└─How about if your downmods must not exceed a certain percent of all of your mods ever. That way there could be some days where one can legitimately mod a bunch of troll posts. Even for days in a row if you have plenty of history of up modding. What would the percentage threshold be? 50% 24% 13% ?
[22:34:09] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 1, Offtopic) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 150 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:10] <exec> 08└─While in the Philippines I was forced to watch @CNN [twitter.com], which I had not done in months, and again realized how bad, and FAKE, it is. Loser!
[22:34:12] <exec> *** new comment: 03c0lo [156] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 43 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:13] <exec> 08└─Some of those "creators" need to be abused.
[22:34:42] <exec> *** new comment: 03edIII [791] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 1785 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:43] <exec> 08└─Technically you perform cryptanalysis, of which the secondary tool is brute forcing. The primary is looking for how the encryption may have been *improperly* implemented. There is a lot more improperly implemented encryption than there is properly implemented encryption. Unless you're a nation state...
[22:34:44] <exec> *** new comment: 03Snow [1601] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 314 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:44] <exec> 08└─It's worse when you consider that Bitcoin has native multisignature capability that can require x of y keyholders to sign a transaction for it to be considered valid. In any case, as mentioned elsewhere in this thread, the problem appears not so much to be that the funds are locked, but rather there...
[22:34:45] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 144 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:46] <exec> 08└─There are three goals in infosec and if you don't have some kind of 3-of-5 or escrow system for your encryption keys you're failing one of them.
[22:34:48] <exec> *** new comment: 03bzipitidoo [4388] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 2209 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:49] <exec> 08└─Exactly. But a lot of people just don't understand. They fail at basic logic. Well, many just don't get it about DRM either, so this isn't exactly surprising. 1. Either it's possible to communicate securely, or it isn't possible. As far as we can tell, it is possible to communicate securely. The onl...
[22:34:50] <exec> *** new comment: 03Gaaark [41] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 110 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:51] <exec> 08└─No, you'll probably be the victim of a man in the middle attack: the mortician/embalmer will take it from you.
[22:34:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 282 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:34:53] <exec> 08└─'Properly implemented' is the key word. Without details it's impossible to say how hard a job it would be, but no technology is perfect and the attack surface is too large for any one person to see all of it, much less protect it. Chances are this guy just pulled a fast one though.
[22:35:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 117 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:35:31] <exec> 08└─They probably made a deal with the American Baby Bells - everybody gets a cut and monopoly collusion capitalism wins!
[22:36:37] <exec> *** new comment: 03mobydisk [5472] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 140 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:36:37] <exec> 08└─Trump is a master con-artist. He is a master of spin, dodging responsibility, defecting, projecting, and outright deceiving on a mass scale.
[22:36:38] <exec> *** new comment: 03All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us [6553] (Score: 2) 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 120 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[22:36:38] <exec> 08└─The problem with the aphorism is that it assumes that stupidity and malice are exclusive of each other. One can be both.
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[23:33:44] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Deep Learning "Godfather" Worried About China's Use of AI - 49 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:33:44] <exec> 08└─The last few years I have convinced me otherwise.
[23:33:46] <exec> *** new comment: 03Gaaark [41] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Deep Learning "Godfather" Worried About China's Use of AI - 71 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:33:46] <exec> 08└─To bring me news like this on the day of my robotic daughter's wedding.
[23:33:47] <exec> *** new comment: 03pkrasimirov [3358] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Deep Learning "Godfather" Worried About China's Use of AI - 69 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:33:48] <exec> 08└─> I think it's becoming more and more scary. No shit, well, too late.
[23:33:49] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Deep Learning "Godfather" Worried About China's Use of AI - 154 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:33:50] <exec> 08└─If there are still orders [soylentnews.org] of magnitude [darpa.mil] of computer performance improvements yet to be realized, things will get extra scary.
[23:33:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03VLM [445] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Deep Learning "Godfather" Worried About China's Use of AI - 38 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:33:53] <exec> 08└─monitor what its citizens do in public
[23:33:54] <exec> *** new comment: 03PartTimeZombie [4827] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Deep Learning "Godfather" Worried About China's Use of AI - 571 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:33:55] <exec> 08└─Why? The Chinese government cares nothing for you. If you want to travel to their country as a tourist, they will be more than happy to take your money, and will show you a good time. If they want to try to control their population using AI they're just using a different method than the government...
[23:34:14] <exec> *** new comment: 03DannyB [5839] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 198 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:14] <exec> 08└─I thought SOMEONE must be getting pissed off or on. There was a great disturbance in the force. SN pages timing out. Not loading. I thought I was going to cry. Or something of equal or lesser value.
[23:34:16] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 648 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:16] <exec> 08└─...as an instruction manual: Newspeak is the official language of Oceania, scheduled for official adoption around 2050, and designed to make the ideological premises of Ingsoc (Newspeak for English Socialism, the Party’s official political alignment) the only expressible doctrine. Newspeak is engi...
[23:34:17] <exec> *** new comment: 03Barenflimski [6836] (Score: 3, Interesting) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 820 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:18] <exec> 08└─The real problem is people having too much time on their hands. I've personally paid zero attention to likes and dislikes on videos. If it has a billion dislikes, it may actually be worth watching. Maybe they should expand their rating system to show "interest" in a video, as in, they have a bill...
[23:34:19] <exec> *** new comment: 03Thexalon [636] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 1255 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:20] <exec> 08└─If they drop dislikes, I'm going to mourn the end of this longstanding Futurama joke [youtube.com]. That said, there are people and organizations trying to game Youtube's algorithms by targeting channels for "like" or "dislike". You can really see them in action when somebody posts a video and they...
[23:34:22] <exec> *** new comment: 03c0lo [156] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 619 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:23] <exec> 08└─The problem that 'likes/dislikes' creates is modifying the chance to find the content, presumably a content with a high number of dislikes being burried in the search. A high number of dislikes still indicates attention grabbing - even in the negative sense. Since eyeballs is what Google wants, it w...
[23:34:24] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 2, Insightful) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 128 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:25] <exec> 08└─Oh GODS they started showing women and MINORITIES in lead roles???? WTF THIS COUNTRY IS GOING STRAIGHT IN THE CRAPPER!!! pffffft
[23:34:26] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 1, Funny) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 103 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:27] <exec> 08└─I'm gonna take the GOP approach and say "VLM is mad? This must be the best thing ever!! #SoMuchWinning"
[23:34:28] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 1472 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:29] <exec> 08└─The system is far worse than you describe. For example, companies can auto-claim videos and if the claim is appealed, they get the power to review the claim, typically rejecting it (maybe this is automated as well). If this repeats a couple of times, you get a copyright strike unless you take the cl...
[23:34:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 191 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:32] <exec> 08└─Maybe they should expand their rating system to show "interest" in a video, as in, they have a billion dislikes and a million likes, which makes it one of the most popular videos on the site!
[23:34:33] <exec> *** new comment: 03lentilla [1770] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 89 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:34] <exec> 08└─How about if your downmods must not exceed a certain percent of all of your mods ever[?].
[23:34:35] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 120 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:36] <exec> 08└─Oh GODS they started showing women and MINORITIES in lead roles???? WTF THIS COUNTRY IS GOING STRAIGHT IN THE CRAPPER!!!
[23:34:37] <exec> *** new comment: 03RandomFactor [3682] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 59 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:38] <exec> 08└─Speaking of which, I haven't seen any followup on Gillette.
[23:34:40] <exec> *** new comment: 03RandomFactor [3682] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 311 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:41] <exec> 08└─I remember someone on SN commented that they used all their mod points for months to get their up/downmod ratio to a certain point. I'm not sure why it matters, or if this was just a subtle troll to make gullible people like me look for it, or even where you would find what your ratio is (I sure don...
[23:34:42] <exec> *** new comment: 03RandomFactor [3682] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 133 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:43] <exec> 08└─I've personally paid zero attention to likes and dislikes on videos. If it has a billion dislikes, it may actually be worth watching.
[23:34:44] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 32 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:45] <exec> 08└─Followup from Gillette? The mob?
[23:34:46] <exec> *** new comment: 03takyon [881] (Score: 2) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 50 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:47] <exec> 08└─Even behind your back would be an improvement, :-)
[23:34:49] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06YouTube Considering Removing the "Dislike" Button to Stop "Mobs" - 191 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:34:50] <exec> 08└─Maybe they should stop unsubscribing people and randomly deciding which subscribed channels actually notify users. If they're having too many dislikes, perhaps they should show better videos.
[23:35:26] <exec> *** new comment: 03Gaaark [41] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 257 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:26] <exec> 08└─Heh...put the funds in a Swiss account and 'die', leaving the evidence highly encrypted. NICE! Wish I'd thought of it. :) Kind of like hiding a body in a mass grave and pouring, what...lime?lye? all over it and building a data center over the whole shebang.
[23:35:27] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 4, Touché) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 228 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:27] <exec> 08└─>In the real world it does not work like that. At least if everything is set up properly. Make up your mind. Are we in the real world, or is everything set up properly? Generally speaking the two are postulates are incompatible.
[23:35:28] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 218 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:29] <exec> 08└─Thank you. Thank you. Our F.B.I. has been working very hard on the Escrow. The Key Escrow. Otherwise known as RESPONSIBLE ENCRYPTION. So our Law Enforcement guys can get in when they need to. Remember San Bernardino!!!
[23:35:31] <exec> *** new comment: 03Immerman [3985] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 303 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:32] <exec> 08└─Sure you can -the bits on the hard drive are always unscrambled, perfectly ordinary zeros and ones*. It's only the data they're storing that can be scrambled... *Actually often 2s,and 3s as well, and quite possibly many more. Very few modern storage media use binary-state physical data representatio...
[23:35:33] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 46 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:34] <exec> 08└─A fool and his box-top stamps are soon parted.
[23:35:35] <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score: 0) 02 - 06Digital Exchange Loses $137M as Founder Takes Passwords to the Grave - 66 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:36] <exec> 08└─"Gerry Cotten", hmm? Any relation to Jerry Cotton [wikipedia.org]?
[23:35:51] <exec> *** new comment: 03coolgopher [1157] (Score: 2) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 21 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:51] <exec> 08└─Too soon, too soon...
[23:35:52] <exec> *** new comment: 03coolgopher [1157] (Score: 3, Touché) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 140 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:52] <exec> 08└─The article neglects to mention that a single layer of approximately 462 of the landers would fit within the confines of an Ice Hockey rink.
[23:35:53] <exec> *** new comment: 03realDonaldTrump [6614] (Score: 2) 02 - 06The Moon's Next Visitor - 381 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:35:54] <exec> 08└─One of my Subs got Rejected for being written in my "Trump style." Which got me thinking, the Editors want me to hire a Ghost Writer. Have you thought about that one? Because they don't like aristarchus style either. Trust me, I can tell. Get one of those guys that BuzzFeed fired. And make him the G...
[23:36:05] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03ilsa [6082] 02 - 06Bell Canada Tried to Outlaw VPNs in NAFTA - 469 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:36:06] <exec> 08└─I'm actually kind of dissappointed that they weren't successful. I would have loved to see the shitstorm that would have happened when the millions of businesses across Canada were suddenly unable to use VPN services to connect remote employees or even other businesses. I bet the banks would be just...
[23:36:27] <exec> *** new comment: 03krishnoid [1156] (Score: 2) 02 - 06Netflix, Amazon, and Hollywood Studios Shut Down Maker of “Free TV” Box - 74 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:36:28] <exec> 08└─I can tell you who Paul Cristoforo [penny-arcade.com] was, does that help?
[23:36:44] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03ledow [5567] 02 - 06Movie Piracy 'Alternative' UltraViolet is Shutting Down - 1710 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:36:44] <exec> 08└─It's simple maths. If I paid £10 for a disc, and you need to give me access to it forever, that means you need a server running 24/7, capable of streaming a HD/4K movie on-demand, over the Internet, permanently set up and ready to go at the click of a button, for whenever I might decide to do that....
[23:37:07] <exec> 08*** score 5 comment: 03Anonymous Coward 02 - 06FCC Struggles to Convince Judge That Broadband Isn't “Telecommunications” - 1368 chars - 04 http://soylentnews.org
[23:37:07] <exec> 08└─Enough leaks about the orange that is consistent with the premise "stupid fuck" that it would appear to be true. The truism "never ascribe to malice what can be explained by stupidity" is often a reasonable default position to take, but it ignores the danger of ascribing to stupidity what is in fact...
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