#civ | Logs for 2014-06-10
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[00:03:24] <chromas> Yay! It knows me
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[09:46:11] <exec> login: welcome back "crutchy"
[09:46:12] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
[09:56:34] <chromas> ~define cockos
[09:56:36] <exec> [urbandictionary] cocko: when a man sticks his dick in a taco shell and puts hot sauce on it.
[09:57:03] <chromas> New to me
[10:01:06] <crutchy> dayam
[10:02:02] <crutchy> ~define urbandictionary
[10:02:04] <exec> [urbandictionary] urban dictionary: A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off t...
[10:02:37] <crutchy> ~define nuff nuff
[10:02:39] <exec> [urbandictionary] nuff-nuff: A Retard. Someone that can't integrate properly in society. Someone that has a very low IQ usually due to learning disabilities of no fault of their own as opposed to a ning-nang or general idiot ...
[10:03:02] <crutchy> ~define marceline
[10:03:04] <exec> [urbandictionary] Marceline: One of the recurring main characters in Adventure Time, a show from Cartoon Network. She is the Vampire Queen in the show and is one of Finn's many friends. She has a playful personality, plays gu...
[10:03:14] <crutchy> lol
[10:03:17] <crutchy> wow
[10:03:25] <crutchy> ~define gir
[10:03:27] <exec> [urbandictionary] Gir: Zim's robot on the Nicolodeon Show Invader Zim, made from garbage, and has a very short attention span. One of the many creations by Jhonen Vasquez
[10:03:48] <crutchy> ~define mongoose dog
[10:03:56] <exec> mongoose dog: unable to find definition
[10:04:00] <crutchy> aw
[10:04:29] <crutchy> ~define :-)
[10:04:31] <exec> [urbandictionary] :-): See :)
[10:04:45] <crutchy> ~define :)
[10:04:47] <exec> [urbandictionary] :): a smiling face but not as happy as :D
[10:04:54] <crutchy> ~define :D
[10:04:56] <exec> [urbandictionary] :D: A very happy smiley face
[10:05:08] <crutchy> ~define :=/
[10:05:16] <exec> :=/: unable to find definition
[10:05:23] <crutchy> ~define :-/
[10:05:25] <exec> [urbandictionary] :/: Hard one to define imo.. I guess it's 1. This sucks. 2. Whatever 3. Greeeeeeeat (sarcasticly)
[10:06:54] <chromas> ~define spirit finger
[10:06:56] <exec> [urbandictionary] spirit fingers: Similar to "jazz hands," a cheer/dance movement of the fingers with palms out and fingers moving quickly back and forth. If done wrong it looks like a nervous wave of the hand. If done corre...
[10:07:46] <chromas> ctly you will slip inside just a little
[10:10:59] <chromas> ~define string week
[10:11:06] <exec> [stoacademy] string week: stringent - Strict or precise
[10:11:12] <chromas> No
[10:15:19] <crutchy> ~define sheldon
[10:15:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] Sheldon: A guy who loves music, his family and friends his the one who makes you laugh,is crazy but in a good way. Also good to go for advice but only when he's serious about it. Is well known for somethin...
[10:15:52] <crutchy> ~define apt-get moo
[10:16:00] <exec> apt-get moo: unable to find definition
[10:16:15] <crutchy> ~define ~moo
[10:16:22] <exec> ~moo: unable to find definition
[10:16:31] <crutchy> doh
[10:16:52] <crutchy> ~define ~moo
[10:16:58] <exec> ~moo: unable to find definition
[10:17:08] <crutchy> damn trim()
[10:17:22] <crutchy> or explode
[10:17:28] <crutchy> or whatever the hell did that
[10:17:29] <crutchy> :-P
[10:18:05] <crutchy> ~define nemesis
[10:18:07] <exec> [urbandictionary] nemesis: A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Your worst enemy.
[10:18:47] <crutchy> aw it left off "personified in this instance by a 'orrible cunt"
[10:19:07] <chromas> ~define cunt
[10:19:09] <exec> [urbandictionary] cunt: Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.
[10:19:22] <chromas> Offensive?
[10:19:32] <chromas> ~define offensive
[10:19:36] <exec> [urbandictionary] Offensive: What this fucking definition is, asshole.
[10:19:48] <crutchy> maybe there's a -o switch for ud
[10:19:58] <crutchy> rofl
[10:19:59] <exec> There once was a girl from Decatur,
[10:19:59] <exec> Who got laid by a big alligator.
[10:20:00] <exec> Now nobody knew
[10:20:00] <exec> The result of that screw,
[10:20:01] <exec> 'Cause after he laid her, he ate her.
[10:20:14] <crutchy> lol
[10:20:30] <crutchy> rofl
[10:20:31] <exec> Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
[10:20:42] <crutchy> rofl
[10:20:43] <exec> It is better to have a positive Wasserman than never to have loved at all.
[10:20:58] <chromas> What
[10:21:02] <crutchy> ~define wasserman
[10:21:04] <exec> [urbandictionary] wasserman: to completly ruin something, or to take a funny joke too far so it isnt funny anymore.
[10:21:24] <crutchy> yeah i dunno
[10:23:00] <crutchy> rofl
[10:23:01] <exec> What if there had been room at the inn?
[10:23:01] <exec> -- Linda Festa on the origins of Christianity
[10:23:11] <crutchy> rofl
[10:23:12] <exec> Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ... Now, it's
[10:23:13] <exec> time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
[10:23:25] <crutchy> wtf?
[10:23:29] <crutchy> rofl
[10:23:30] <exec> Unix programmers do it with pipes.
[10:23:34] <crutchy> lol
[10:23:49] <crutchy> rofl
[10:23:50] <exec> Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
[10:23:51] <chromas> Pipe extension
[10:24:01] <crutchy> rofl
[10:24:02] <exec> There was a young lady named Duff
[10:24:02] <exec> With a lovely, luxuriant muff.
[10:24:03] <exec> In his haste to get in her
[10:24:03] <exec> One eager beginner
[10:24:04] <exec> Lost both of his balls in the rough.
[10:24:17] <crutchy> lmao
[10:24:49] <crutchy> ~define muff
[10:24:51] <exec> [urbandictionary] muff: Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to f...
[10:25:08] <crutchy> pffft
[10:25:17] <crutchy> ~define muff diving
[10:25:19] <exec> [urbandictionary] Muff Diving: To orally please a wordMuff To eat out a hairy pussy
[10:32:13] <chromas> ~define meat flaps
[10:32:15] <exec> [urbandictionary] meat flaps: The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.
[10:35:57] <crutchy> pootie?
[10:37:02] <chromas> exec: s/otie/outine/
[10:37:23] <chromas> crutchy: s/otie/outine/
[10:38:04] <crutchy> aww
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[10:59:56] <chromas> ~define Disney channel
[10:59:58] <exec> [urbandictionary] disney Channel: A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Alth...
[11:02:09] <chromas> ~define pair
[11:02:11] <exec> [urbandictionary] pair: The set of breasts on a woman, usually commented on as a whole.
[11:02:32] <chromas> ~define chesticles
[11:02:34] <exec> [urbandictionary] Chesticles: Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".
[11:04:32] <chromas> ~define trap
[11:04:33] <exec> [urbandictionary] Trap: The area where drug deals are carried out
[11:04:54] <chromas> ~define trap (2)
[11:05:01] <exec> trap (2): unable to find definition
[11:14:28] <chromas> ~define bear trap
[11:14:31] <exec> [urbandictionary] Bear Trap: When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.
[11:14:42] <chromas> Rofl
[11:14:43] <exec> In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an
[11:14:44] <exec> instrument of pleasure.
[11:14:44] <exec> -- Tolstoy
[11:14:50] <chromas> Rofl
[11:14:51] <exec> There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.
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[13:20:37] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
[13:20:38] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
[13:20:39] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
[13:20:40] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
[13:20:41] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
[13:20:42] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
[13:21:21] <chromas> ooh; I'm special
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[13:22:45] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
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[13:58:20] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
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[14:01:46] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
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[14:32:11] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
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[15:10:28] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
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[15:56:51] <exec> IRCiv: map coords generated for channel "#civ"
[15:56:52] <exec> login: welcome new player "chromas"
[15:56:53] <exec> login: welcome new player "crutchy"
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[16:01:15] <exec> IRCiv: map coords generated for channel "#civ"
[16:01:16] <exec> login: welcome new player "crutchy"
[16:08:47] <crutchy> ~part
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[16:09:04] <exec> login: welcome back "chromas"
[16:09:08] <exec> login: welcome back "crutchy"