# | Logs for 2014-09-05

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[00:19:12] <arti> such a good idea: "Until civil suits are paid from police pension funds instead of by taxpayers... this will never change."
[00:22:48] <tama> untrusted people are sources of faggotry.
[01:11:27] <chromas> http://youtu.be
[01:11:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Spider-Woman's Big Ass is a Big Deal! - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[01:14:50] <tama> Yo mama is so fat you need four warlocks to summon her.
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[03:35:01] <chromas> ~topic test
[03:35:15] <chromas> .topic test
[03:35:19] <chromas> ~say .topic test
[03:35:20] <exec> .topic test
[03:38:54] <tama> Belkin is teh s uck
[04:03:53] <chromas> unfortunately I still have to use the belkin for wifi
[04:06:54] <tama> a battered sav is not edible unless you're into that sort of thing
[04:55:29] <arti> science! http://news.sciencemag.org
[04:58:56] <tama> yo mama is so fat, her mumu size is in au
[05:04:55] <arti> what's up with belkin
[05:07:56] <tama> your mom is so diametric Christopher Columbus tried to take a shortcut and landed on a belly roll and raped the natives believing the roll to be India
[05:10:02] <chromas> My Belkin router is a fpofsf and I'm extrapolating that to the entire brand
[05:12:38] <chromas> Maybe its head isn't missing
[05:13:00] <chromas> tama: the dino was giving head when it died
[05:13:00] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[05:13:15] <chromas> tama: the dino <was> giving head when it died
[05:13:15] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[05:16:40] <arti> go south
[05:16:46] <arti> tama, go south
[05:16:46] <tama> I cannot access that data.
[05:16:53] <arti> tama, go up
[05:16:53] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[05:16:58] <arti> tama, north
[05:16:58] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[05:19:30] <chromas> Go west!
[05:19:44] * chromas doesn't remember anything else from the song
[05:19:52] <arti> me either
[05:19:56] * arti shares blueberries
[05:20:18] <chromas> Mmm
[05:20:34] * chromas offers fresh whipped cream
[05:23:56] <tama> uggos are not real people and are to be scowled at
[05:25:50] <chromas> Hehe
[05:26:02] <chromas> Supybot has rss announce
[05:27:01] <chromas> Doesn't fetch the dept, though
[05:30:57] <tama> sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes
[05:30:58] <ciri> tama, Sounds like a diarrheaic dog shit taco.
[05:30:58] <tama> I cannot access that data.
[05:31:17] <arti> rss announce?
[05:31:26] <arti> so you can follow it?
[05:34:57] <tama> your mom's lips are so big, chapstick had to make a spray
[05:36:07] * arti heats up some samosas
[05:36:11] <arti> :U~
[05:39:57] <tama> money is the key to a man's tart
[05:51:35] <chromas> like Bender does
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[05:51:47] <arti> he eats those?
[05:52:09] <chromas> Tasty RSSs and Atoms
[05:53:17] <chromas> ~define samosa
[05:53:18] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Samosa: Food of choice for FOBs and ABCDs alike. Spicy potatoe wrapped in spicy outer laying. Usually an appetizer.
[05:53:29] <chromas> ooh
[05:53:43] <arti> if you've not had the pleasure, i encourage it
[05:53:52] <arti> it's indian, i jokingly liken it to a burrito
[05:53:53] <chromas> thought it was a drink
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[05:54:07] <arti> that's the mamosa
[05:54:10] <chromas> ~define abcd
[05:54:12] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3ABCD: American Born Confused Desi A derogatory term used for Indians who have grown up in the United States and who act "American" (as stupid as that sounds).
[05:54:35] <arti> lol, could you imagine that
[05:54:50] <arti> super thick indian accent: SHE IS SUCH ABCD! BICH!
[05:54:51] <ciri> C is super sweet.
[05:55:14] <chromas> ciri: I'm pretty sure you meant Pascal
[05:55:15] <ciri> chromas: Yeah i reckon, and are you sure you meant pascal.
[05:55:28] <arti> lol
[05:55:31] <chromas> ciri: Yessir, I dew
[05:55:33] <ciri> chromas: Yessir, i swear hen you spend more than an electronics tech, when she dances around the escaped shell commands, right?
[05:55:44] <arti> kinda like a drunk greybeard
[05:58:58] <tama> there is an old expression, don't keep both your nuts in one sac
[06:00:45] <chromas> $say test
[06:01:09] <chromas> /r say /say hi sr$
[06:01:09] <monopoly> $rs ih yas/ yas
[06:01:17] <chromas> /r say /say hi rs$
[06:01:17] <monopoly> $sr ih yas/ yas
[06:01:26] <aqu4> "ih yas/ yas" >> "say /say hi"
[06:01:34] <chromas> aw
[06:01:39] <chromas> updates--
[06:01:39] <Bender> karma - updates: -1
[06:03:46] <chromas> /say ~say say this is what the internet was created for
[06:03:46] <monopoly> ~say say this is what the internet was created for
[06:03:47] <exec> say this is what the internet was created for
[06:04:00] <chromas> bark, tama!
[06:04:00] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[06:06:16] * arti updates freebsd
[06:07:41] <chromas> //praise arti
[06:07:41] * systemd passes the skittles to arti
[06:08:02] * arti accepts and enjoys
[06:08:09] <arti> should buy some of those but... i ran today
[06:08:25] * arti sips his beer and looks around
[06:08:46] * chromas is thinking up other useless praises to add
[06:09:00] <chromas> //praise Harry Poettering
[06:09:00] * systemd slides a stack of bacon to Harry Poettering
[06:09:35] <chromas> or other crap the bot does to waste time instead of doing something useful :D
[06:10:34] <arti> i understand, perhaps you can find inspiration oh bash?
[06:11:35] <chromas> bash--
[06:11:35] <Bender> karma - bash: -1
[06:12:06] <chromas> should rewrite muh bot or make something else
[06:12:17] <chromas> maybe learn rust or do some 3ding
[06:12:32] <arti> whatever interests you
[06:12:48] * arti investigates several things
[06:12:51] <arti> sometimes i get bored or stuck
[06:15:03] * arti totally didn't connect the dots that one of the kids in explorers is ethan hawke
[06:16:14] <chromas> I saw that once
[06:16:31] <chromas> Didn't know what it was
[06:16:41] <chromas> imdb++
[06:16:41] <Bender> karma - imdb: 1
[06:16:50] <chromas> //praise imdb
[06:16:50] * systemd erects a, um...statue in imdb's honor
[06:16:59] * arti approves
[06:18:32] <chromas> I remember there was some weird movie that used to play on HBO with a teenager who had some sort of laser gun—I think it was attached to a backpack—and at the end he shoots it into the air calling for aliens. That's all I can remember
[06:19:01] <arti> i have a vague film memory like that
[06:19:05] <chromas> crap, now that I rememberd that I'm gonna have to scour imdb
[06:19:10] <arti> bugs, every so often i search
[06:22:58] <tama> trust is something the internet needs to function.
[07:07:33] <chromas> fpos; the rss announcy thinger doesn't give a link to the farticle
[07:11:00] <tama> tama is the universal poop slinger
[07:11:38] <chromas> poopctl start slinging
[07:12:37] <chromas> tama: puts tama in tama
[07:12:37] <tama> I do not know.
[07:12:46] <chromas> ciri: puts milksteak in tama
[07:12:46] * tama is now carrying milksteak, but dropped plenty of yummy stuff.
[07:12:47] <ciri> chromas: Tama, spanks tama <farts> a tama lama ding dong.
[07:16:00] <tama> a swallow is an elevator bucket sock
[07:16:29] <chromas> what
[07:16:59] <arti> seems legit
[07:17:18] <arti> tama, seems legit <reply> indeed.
[07:17:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:17:59] <chromas> //eed/ubitably
[07:18:01] <systemd> chromas: I don't know what that means
[07:18:06] <chromas> //s eed/ubitably
[07:18:06] <systemd> chromas: (s <search> <replace>) -- Searches for the last message with <search> and replaces all instances of <search> with <replace>.
[07:18:10] <chromas> //s eed ubitably
[07:18:10] <systemd> <chromas> //s ubitably/ubitably
[07:18:15] <chromas> soafb
[07:18:25] * chromas takes a burrito
[07:18:42] <chromas> //s eed. ubitably.
[07:18:42] <systemd> <chromas> //s ubitably.ubitably
[07:19:03] <chromas> //s >\ eed >\ ubitably
[07:19:03] <systemd> chromas: Error: bogus escape (end of line)
[07:19:34] <chromas> !word
[07:19:36] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 etiind
[07:19:41] <arti> intend
[07:19:50] <ciri> Clue --->12 blame
[07:20:05] <ciri> First letter --->12 i
[07:20:20] <ciri> First two letters --->12 in
[07:20:20] <chromas> not a real word
[07:20:29] <chromas> indict
[07:20:35] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4indite
[07:20:38] <arti> lol
[07:20:40] <arti> that sucks
[07:20:53] <arti> !g indite
[07:20:53] <ciri> 353,000 results | Indite - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary @ http://www.merriam-webster.com | indict vs. indite : Choose Your Words : Vocabulary.com @ http://www.vocabulary.com | indite - Dictionary Definition : Vocabulary.com @ http://www.vocabulary.com | Indite | Define Indite at
[07:20:54] <ciri> Dictionary.com @ http://dictionary.reference.com | indite - definition of indite by The Free Dictionary @ http://www.thefreedictionary.com
[07:22:34] <chromas> Yeah I don't think it's a real word
[07:22:39] <chromas> ~define indite
[07:22:41] <ciri> ~Define crapitis.
[07:22:45] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Indite: Indite is an extremely rare indium-iron sulfide mineral, found in Siberia. Its chemical formula is FeIn2S4.
[07:22:46] <chromas> lol
[07:22:46] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[07:22:54] <exec> crapitis.: unable to find definition
[07:26:00] <tama> arti is a diarrheaic dog
[07:26:24] <arti> my secret is out, woe unto me
[07:28:25] <chromas> //s to do
[07:28:25] <systemd> <arti> my secret is out, woe undo me
[07:32:00] <tama> the dino was giving head when it died
[07:32:40] <chromas> would be nifty if it could randomize the strings
[07:32:52] <arti> which?
[07:33:20] <chromas> like take a random sentence up to "is" then take another random one after it
[07:33:53] <chromas> surely there's a name for it. All I can think of is "pivot" but that can't be right
[07:35:16] <chromas> tama, what'd you <say> you do again? I thought I heard intelligence; that can't be right
[07:35:16] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[07:35:42] <arti> i got'cha
[07:36:01] <arti> what'd you say
[07:36:04] <arti> what'd you
[07:36:05] <tama> what'd you say you do again? I thought I heard intelligence; that can't be right
[07:36:39] <chromas> tama, beer arti
[07:36:39] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[07:36:51] <chromas> tama, zombiectl stop
[07:36:51] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[07:40:01] <tama> facebook is 4chan that doesn't forget
[07:40:53] <arti> yeah the pivot thing would be kinda neat. have it fire off every so often, i'll have to take a look under the hood
[07:43:38] <chromas> tama, activate markov chains
[07:43:38] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[07:44:11] <arti> be neat to abstract a convo, boil it down to a choose your own adventure
[07:44:12] <ciri> me too, smoke time! arti
[07:45:19] <chromas> maybe we need to create a new jabber bot
[07:45:25] <chromas> with context and stuff
[07:45:41] <chromas> so it remembers what we're talking about and generates sentences based on that
[07:45:50] <chromas> give it a mood value and stuff
[07:45:52] <arti> need to theory it out a little more
[07:46:00] <arti> context based on X lines bakc
[07:46:21] <chromas> steal ideas from the sims
[07:46:33] <chromas> have emtion values that decay over time
[07:46:58] <chromas> and also you can fence it in and make it pee the floor while onlookers laugh at it
[07:47:09] <arti> sounds very simmy
[07:47:12] <chromas> steal the ladder from the pool
[07:50:01] <arti> uh, would you be interested in a book on patterns?
[07:50:23] <chromas> is it above my head?
[07:50:44] <arti> it's language agnostic, i think you'd be able to grok it a bit. it's a visual one
[07:51:05] <arti> read the first chapter and see
[07:51:14] <chromas> k
[07:51:36] <arti> http://www.amazon.com
[07:52:15] <arti> i was looking up things and this was something recommended, jeff atwood had a writeup about how the book is backwards (in some repects, in his opinion)
[07:53:49] <chromas> I think he meant the girl in the stock photo should be aiming her butt at the wide-angle lens
[07:55:02] <arti> http://www.sugarbang.com
[07:56:04] * chromas would like to subscribe to that newsletter if it involves banging sugar
[07:56:36] <chromas> what if the female character was bulked up like the male characters?
[07:57:01] * arti wished he could draw better
[07:57:06] <arti> man i keep getting whiffs of this hash
[07:57:07] <chromas> I like the Hulk one though; looks like a goatse
[07:57:16] <chromas> md5 or sha2?
[07:58:14] <chromas> Maddox has a page about that. He used to draw stuff but I think he has someone else do it now
[07:58:22] <chromas> mspaint++
[07:58:22] <Bender> karma - mspaint: 1
[07:58:35] <chromas> (page about that superhero thing)
[07:58:48] <arti> sha2 ideally
[07:59:14] <arti> md5 is still decent for checksums but i wouldn't use it for production apps password hashing
[08:03:01] <tama> crutchy is not overrated poop.
[08:06:04] <chromas> tama, <Roll> the blunt, <pack> the pipe, <light> the trees, <smoke> weed.
[08:06:04] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[08:06:43] <chromas> tama, roll
[08:06:43] <tama> I cannot access that data.
[08:06:46] <chromas> tama, Roll
[08:06:46] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[08:10:01] <tama> crom is strong.
[08:10:32] <chromas> tama, s/is //
[08:10:32] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[08:10:45] <crutchy> ~sed on
[08:10:45] <exec> sed enabled for 10#
[08:14:01] <tama> Your mom is so fat, it takes two trips to beam her down.
[08:28:28] <arti> yay, fixed clock thing. baked sysadmining
[08:29:03] <chromas> tama: time
[08:29:03] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[08:29:14] <chromas> tama: list
[08:29:14] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:29:16] <chromas> tama: help
[08:29:16] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[08:29:20] <chromas> ciri: list
[08:29:21] <ciri> chromas: I have adblock (w/easyprivacy list), ghostery, trackmenot, privacybadger and disconnect all running at the moment.
[08:29:22] <crutchy> did you bake a clock?
[08:29:23] <ciri> "Today we're gonna be testing whether people can bake if they wanted qt. I wish i knew it was hotter than hell down there.
[08:29:37] <arti> freebsd vm
[08:29:47] <chromas> ciri: join #shell32.dll
[08:29:48] <ciri> chromas: Select * from stories as p1 inner join (select * from comments where comment_score = 3;" then i saw enable it.
[08:29:58] <chromas> tama: join #shell32.dll
[08:29:58] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[08:30:01] <chromas> aw
[08:30:02] <crutchy> ~ignore ciri
[08:30:03] <exec> exec set to ignore ciri
[08:30:18] <chromas> ~ignore ballz
[08:30:19] <exec> exec set to ignore ballz
[08:30:23] <chromas> ~unignore ballz
[08:30:24] <exec> exec set to listen to ballz
[08:30:41] <arti> well the new tools are pretty cool
[08:31:08] <arti> freebsd-update, pkgng, not to mention portsnap. also "new"
[08:31:10] <crutchy> i put the engineering app into a vm at work
[08:31:29] <chromas> bsd++
[08:31:29] <Bender> karma - bsd: 1
[08:31:31] * arti likens it to putting a spider in a terarium
[08:31:52] <chromas> Spiderdog, spiderdog
[08:31:53] <arti> this systemd madness requires some re-evaluation
[08:32:08] <arti> !g terarium
[08:32:08] <ciri> 5,060,000 results | Images for terarium | Terarium Praha - Prague - Reviews of Terarium Praha - TripAdvisor @ http://www.tripadvisor.com | Instagram photos for tag #terarium | Iconosquare @ http://iconosquare.com | Twitter / Search - #terarium @ https://twitter.com | Amazon.com:
[08:32:09] <ciri> Terarium: Music @ http://www.amazon.com
[08:32:10] <crutchy> used it a little bit but next week ima gunna run a big model
[08:32:14] <chromas> someone needs to fork an earlier version of systemd
[08:32:23] * arti waits patiently
[08:32:25] <crutchy> initd?
[08:32:29] <crutchy> init.d
[08:32:33] <crutchy> init.d++
[08:32:36] <crutchy> :/
[08:36:02] <tama> masturbating is second only to coding.
[08:36:47] <chromas> yeah but then why did god only give us two hands?
[08:36:59] <chromas> proof we weren't intelligently designed
[08:37:14] <chromas> or maybe that's what the wife is for; keeps her mouth from running
[08:37:20] <arti> as an aside, the golden ratio is curious
[08:37:51] <crutchy> ~define golden ratio
[08:37:58] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Golden_ratio: In mathematics, two quantities are in the golden ratio if their ratio is the same as the ratio of their sum to the larger of the two quantities. The figure on the right illustrates the geometric relat...
[08:38:02] <chromas> crutchy: s/ratio/shower/
[08:38:03] <exec> <chromas> <crutchy> ~define golden shower
[08:38:16] <arti> better with an illustration
[08:38:24] <arti> this ratio is found everywhere
[08:38:25] <chromas> ~illustrate
[08:38:36] * arti uses it for/in his designs
[08:38:40] <crutchy> or rdrr... har de har har?
[08:38:59] <arti> http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu
[08:39:00] <monopoly> ^ 03Golden Ratio
[08:39:16] <arti> http://en.wikipedia.org
[08:39:16] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Golden ratio: In mathematics, two quantities are in the golden ratio if their ratio is the same as the ratio of their sum to the larger of the two quantities. The figure on the right illustrates the geometric relationship. Expressed algebraically, for...
[08:39:19] <arti> actually the wiki is good
[08:40:16] <crutchy> just looking at it
[08:40:21] <crutchy> wtf is it for again?
[08:40:44] <arti> mentioned intelligent design, well here is something curiously found in many places in nature
[08:41:04] <arti> http://4.bp.blogspot.com
[08:41:18] <arti> http://yugc2d.blogspot.com
[08:42:48] <chromas> crutchy: it's the reason 8x5 monitors should've stayed around
[08:43:04] <arti> mr coinblatt.
[08:43:06] <crutchy> ahh. err.. that's very fascinating stuff... i think :/
[08:43:21] * crutchy uses a calculator to add
[08:43:36] <arti> 1+5
[08:43:36] <chromas> coinblatt? Must be at the bank
[08:43:39] <arti> 2+2
[08:43:46] <arti> tama, 102394832094+1
[08:43:46] <tama> arti: 102394832095
[08:44:00] <crutchy> usually 17+14 and stuff like that
[08:44:06] <crutchy> cos i'm dumb
[08:44:20] * arti likes to delegate work
[08:44:38] <chromas> tama: create new bot
[08:44:38] <tama> I don't know
[08:44:58] <crutchy> !initiate swarm
[08:45:10] <crutchy> !mine lesbian-gas
[08:45:44] <crutchy> tama, lesbian gas is required for manly constructions
[08:45:44] <tama> crutchy: Your mom is required for manly constructions!
[08:47:04] <chromas> tama: s/contruc/demoli/
[08:47:04] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:47:09] <chromas> ~sed on
[08:47:09] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#
[08:47:30] <crutchy> aw doesn't it see tama?
[08:47:37] <chromas> oh yeah
[08:47:43] <chromas> you ~ignored it a bit ago
[08:47:49] <crutchy> nah that was ciri
[08:47:58] <chromas> oh
[08:48:00] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[08:48:00] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[08:48:01] <exec> bucket count: 104
[08:48:21] <crutchy> ~bucket last_tama_#
[08:48:22] <exec> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:48:35] <crutchy> hmm
[08:48:37] <ciri> Hmm nope i think i'm allergic to that.
[08:48:45] <crutchy> tama s/e/o/g
[08:48:46] <exec> <crutchy> <tama> Booooooooooooop!
[08:48:54] <crutchy> lol
[08:48:55] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[08:49:11] <crutchy> you spelt construc wrong :p
[08:49:52] <crutchy> ~bucket last_ciri_#
[08:49:53] <exec> chromas: Select * from stories as p1 inner join (select * from comments where comment_score = 3;" then i saw enable it.
[08:49:56] * chromas sheds a single tear for our missing 's'
[08:50:30] <crutchy> wtf. where did that one come from?
[08:50:54] <crutchy> ah. that was last one before i ignored it
[08:51:17] <crutchy> thought it might have kept storing last messages but it ignores proper
[08:51:36] <crutchy> s/proper/proper fucked
[08:51:36] <exec> <crutchy> thought it might have kept storing last messages but it ignores proper fucked
[08:55:03] <tama> your dad is so white porn stars use his saliva to bleach their assholes
[08:55:54] <chromas> rofl, tama
[08:55:57] <chromas> rofl , tama
[08:55:58] <exec> Kill a commie for Christ!
[08:55:58] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[08:56:22] <chromas> but jesus loved commies
[08:56:42] <chromas> or maybe he fit the stereotype—a self-hating jew
[09:00:03] <tama> yo mama is so stank she turns water into vinegar
[09:00:29] crutchy is now known as \
[09:01:18] <\> test
[09:01:38] <\> \ s/e/oa
[09:01:39] <exec> <\> toast
[09:01:53] <\> that just looks fucked up
[09:02:13] * \ gives tama a \
[09:02:13] * tama is now carrying a \, but dropped a giant throbbing letter C.
[09:02:57] \ is now known as crutchy
[09:06:03] <tama> rotary power tools are a girl's second-best friend
[09:06:30] <chromas> tama, have you been watching Morel Orel?
[09:06:30] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[09:09:42] <systemd> Announcement from my owner (chromas): info
[09:12:09] <crutchy> echo test
[09:12:37] <chromas> echolalia
[09:12:39] <chromas> echolalia
[09:15:18] <crutchy> stuff
[09:17:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:17:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 46
[09:17:26] <crutchy> yeehaw!!!
[09:21:03] <tama> what used to be called metal is just rock now
[09:26:02] <arti> i really like this song for some reason https://www.youtube.com
[09:26:03] <monopoly> ^ 03Mudvayne - Dig - YouTube
[09:27:36] <crutchy> ~list
[09:27:36] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~log ~lock ~unlock
[09:27:36] <exec> ~ ~sed ~welcome ~remind ~cowsay ~moo ~fortune ~header ~header-login ~php ~join ~invite ~part ~isup ~rainbow ~queue ~up ~location ~staff ~g'day ~gday rofl ~cid ~count ~first ~last ~find-first ~find-last ~chart ~translate ~translate-sl ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~help ~define ~define-add ~define-delete ~define-count ~define-sources
[09:28:23] <crutchy> ~list-auth
[09:28:24] <exec> ~q ~rehash ~ps ~kill ~killall ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~restart ~ignore ~unignore
[09:28:24] <exec> ~tests ~users ~say ~bucket ~suggest ~wiki ~ircd ~bot ~title ~comments ~op ~deop ~voice ~devoice ~kick ~define-list ~define-source-edit ~define-source-param
[09:28:56] <crutchy> looking for commands to make into userlist buttons :D
[09:29:12] <crutchy> hmm killall might be a handy one if something goes pear shaped
[09:29:42] <chromas> don't you need that pear shape to birth new processes?
[09:30:14] <chromas> hm, if | and \ are the same char according to irc, why can I have both as a channel at the same time?
[09:31:52] <crutchy> what do you mean?
[09:32:04] <crutchy> can you make a channel #\
[09:32:05] <crutchy> ?
[09:32:33] <chromas> ah that's it
[09:32:35] * chromas herps
[09:32:46] <chromas> I were confused on / v \ for some reason
[09:36:04] <tama> chocobos are good done medium well on rye with a bit of spicy mustard
[09:36:20] <chromas> spicy_mustard++
[09:36:20] <Bender> karma - spicy_mustard: 1
[09:36:43] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[09:36:43] <monopoly> ^ 03Mastodon - Leviathan (piano) - YouTube
[09:40:04] <tama> australians are what they eat.
[09:42:30] <crutchy> ~moo
[09:42:30] <exec> (__)
[09:42:31] <exec> (oo)
[09:42:31] <exec> /------\/
[09:42:31] <exec> / | ||
[09:42:31] <exec> * /\---/\
[09:42:31] <exec> ~~ ~~
[09:42:31] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[09:42:37] <crutchy> hehe a moo button
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[09:43:19] * chromas wonderd if anybody plays piano by plucking the strings
[09:43:33] <chromas> not strumming, though; strumming's for religious outings
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[09:44:00] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:44:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 47
[09:45:11] <chromas> tama, strumming is for fags
[09:45:11] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[09:45:13] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[09:45:42] <arti> lol crutchy
[09:45:49] <arti> you and your buttons
[09:45:53] <crutchy> :D
[09:46:08] <chromas> you could make (de)op buttons
[09:46:20] <chromas> though that doesn't require exec :(
[09:46:22] <ciri> So i'm jerry-rigging exec to make a symlink from /usr/bin/mplayer to mplayer2 and it will require editorial to collaberate with the cards.
[09:46:47] <crutchy> oky doky
[09:47:00] <chromas> ciri: s/er/u/
[09:47:00] <exec> <chromas> <ciri> chromas: Select * from stories as p1 innu join (select * from comments where comment_score = 3;" then i saw enable it.
[09:47:01] <ciri> chromas: Sedbot s/ s/-bait s.
[09:47:16] <chromas> exec: s/jury/nigger/
[09:47:20] <arti> "i like bots and buttons and even butts too, but even more than those, i barely bundle boys in burkas beyond bygone bastards banging bimbo's blue"
[09:47:46] <crutchy> arti s/b/g/g
[09:47:46] <exec> <crutchy> <arti> "i like gots and guttons and even gutts too, gut even more than those, i garely gundle goys in gurkas geyond gygone gastards ganging gimgo's glue"
[09:47:58] * arti now hears this in disney tunes
[09:48:06] <arti> why is the red man reeeeed~
[09:49:04] <chromas> why does he ask you hoooooow?
[09:49:20] <arti> that is such a great song
[09:49:25] <exec> process timed out: * why does he ask you hoooooow?
[09:49:35] <arti> be awesome to play that at the olympics
[09:49:35] <ciri> where you going? arti
[09:49:53] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[09:49:54] <monopoly> ^ 03Apocalyptica - Nothing Else Matters - YouTube
[09:50:07] <crutchy> wow you made a * timeout :D
[09:50:36] <chromas> You could make a video of some old olympics with that song plus shots of people standing around, jaws agape
[09:50:42] <chromas> "Does anyone else remember this?"
[09:50:47] <crutchy> with no clothes on
[09:51:19] <crutchy> pants++
[09:51:19] <Bender> karma - pants: -9
[09:52:49] * arti would like a spell to do that
[09:52:56] <arti> Jaw Agape 10
[09:53:08] <chromas> yay, metallica without the metallica
[09:53:17] <arti> An AOE attack that renders all within 2d6*10m awestruck
[09:54:51] <arti> meh, another day
[09:54:51] <tama> http://mehanotherday.tumblr.com
[09:55:05] <arti> anyway, i'm going to get some rest
[09:55:05] * arti salutes
[09:55:12] <arti> there's pancakes and whiskey in the kitchen
[09:55:17] <chromas> ooh
[09:55:19] * arti likes this tumblr
[09:55:22] * arti pets tama
[09:55:22] * tama meows at arti
[09:55:28] <chromas> tama++
[09:55:28] <Bender> karma - tama: 7
[09:55:28] * tama chews chromas's socks up
[09:55:33] <chromas> tama++
[09:55:33] <Bender> karma - tama: 8
[09:55:33] <tama> awww ty ^-^
[09:55:52] <chromas> whikeyctl drink
[09:55:55] <chromas> s
[09:56:10] <chromas> sea ja
[09:56:46] <arti> tama, feeds tama <action> observes, samples, and trusts $who
[09:56:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:56:48] * arti feeds tama
[09:56:48] * tama observes, samples, and trusts arti
[09:57:08] <arti> tama, feeds tama <action> sniffs food and looks at you.
[09:57:08] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:57:22] <arti> tama, feeds tama <action> sniffs and growls
[09:57:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:57:28] <arti> tama, feeds tama <action> bites $who's hand
[09:57:28] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:57:39] <arti> tama, feeds tama <action> accepts offering from $who
[09:57:39] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:57:41] * chromas feeds tama horse tranquelizers
[09:58:05] <arti> tama, feeds tama <action> wiggles tail
[09:58:05] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:58:10] * arti feeds tama
[09:58:10] * tama bites arti's hand
[09:58:14] <arti> bitch
[09:58:28] * arti eats the food instead
[10:01:09] <arti> tama, flip coin <action> flips a $coin and sees heads.
[10:01:09] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:01:12] <arti> tama, flip coin <action> flips a $coin and sees tails.
[10:01:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:01:18] <crutchy> tama, invite $who into the shrubbery
[10:01:18] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[10:01:26] <arti> tama, create var coin
[10:01:26] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:01:41] <arti> tama, add value coin coin
[10:01:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:01:44] <arti> tama, add value coin quarter
[10:01:44] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:01:49] <arti> tama, add value coin sewer lid
[10:01:49] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:02:13] <arti> tama, add value coin piece of toast
[10:02:13] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:02:32] <arti> flip coin
[10:02:32] * tama flips a quarter and sees heads.
[10:02:36] <arti> flip coin
[10:02:36] * tama flips a quarter and sees tails.
[10:02:37] <ciri> Sea: a woman's coin slot is also an audio cd with all the hammers so... That didn't help.
[10:03:29] <arti> ...
[10:03:29] <tama> [Everyone listens to crutchy wheeze.]
[10:07:04] <tama> your balls are showing
[10:10:05] <arti> hahaha
[10:10:12] <arti> !grab ciri
[10:10:12] <Bender> Added quote 56
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[10:14:05] <tama> deer are faggots
[10:14:58] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[10:14:59] <monopoly> ^ 03Louis CK Hates Deer - YouTube
[10:15:37] <chromas> ^ contains 'harsh' language
[10:17:29] <crutchy> ~rehash
[10:17:29] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:17:33] <crutchy> test
[10:17:58] <crutchy> ~rehash
[10:17:59] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:04] <crutchy> ~rehash
[10:18:05] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:05] <exec> process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:06] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:06] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
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[10:18:08] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:09] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
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[10:18:10] <crutchy> ~killall
[10:18:10] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:12] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:13] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:13] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:14] <exec> terminated pid 14087: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)' 'exec' '#' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[10:18:15] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:15] <exec> process timed out: * terminated pid 14087: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)' 'exec' '#' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[10:18:16] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:17] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * terminated pid 14087: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)' 'exec' '#' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[10:18:18] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:18] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * terminated pid 14087: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)' 'exec' '#' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[10:18:19] <crutchy> ~q
[10:18:19] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:20] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * terminated pid 14087: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)' 'exec' '#' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[10:18:21] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:22] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * terminated pid 14087: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)' 'exec' '#' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
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[10:18:23] <chromas> sheeeit
[10:18:24] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:18:25] <exec> process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * terminated pid 14087: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * process timed out: * successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)' 'ex
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[10:18:38] <crutchy> lol that was a failed fucking test
[10:18:47] <chromas> is it feeding back into itself?
[10:19:02] <crutchy> i had a 0.1 sec timeout on the * alias
[10:19:26] <crutchy> its supposed to timeout silently :/
[10:23:05] <tama> your balls are an eggdrop
[10:24:36] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:24:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 48
[10:26:14] <crutchy> aww fuck me it doesn't fail on the * alias silently. only on a bunch of other internal aliases
[10:26:52] * crutchy adds $reserved_aliases to timeout silently
[10:30:05] <tama> fuckering is a typo of puckering
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[10:33:09] <crutchy> ~ps
[10:33:10] <exec> no child processes currently running
[10:33:14] <crutchy> ~killall
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[10:33:59] <crutchy> ooh i think ~killall gets rid of defunct child processes too :D
[10:35:41] <crutchy> ~restart
[10:35:42] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
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[10:37:39] <crutchy> test
[10:37:53] <crutchy> hehe its still timing out
[10:37:58] <crutchy> ~rainbow fart
[10:37:59] <exec> 00,08f00,09a00,12r00,02t
[10:38:11] <crutchy> ooh still responds to normal aliases though
[10:38:13] <crutchy> :D
[10:38:29] <crutchy> sed won't work though
[10:38:38] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[10:38:42] <crutchy> ~sed on
[10:38:42] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#
[10:39:01] <crutchy> ~rehash
[10:39:02] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[10:39:07] <crutchy> sed
[10:39:13] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[10:39:14] <exec> <crutchy> sex
[10:43:05] <tama> butt gravy is not for mashed potatos
[10:48:14] <chromas> //weather
[10:48:15] <systemd> chromas: (weather <US zip code | US/Canada city, state | Foreign city, country>) -- Returns the approximate weather conditions for a given city.
[10:48:30] <chromas> //weather Australia
[10:48:43] <chromas> For the entire continent
[10:48:44] <ciri> It did 3 on each continent. I think he has most of the entire pool.
[10:48:50] <systemd> chromas: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
[10:49:03] <chromas> //weather Arizona
[10:49:05] <systemd> chromas: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
[10:49:21] <chromas> //weather 97420
[10:49:23] <systemd> chromas: The current temperature in Red Dyke Road, Coos Bay, Oregon is 44.4F (3:49 AM PDT on September 05, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 17%. Dew Point: 1.4F. Windchill: 44.6F. Pressure: 29.77 in 1008.0 hPa (Steady).
[10:49:29] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[10:49:49] <chromas> Red Dykd Road
[10:49:55] <chromas> E
[10:52:39] <crutchy> ~rehash
[10:52:40] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (73 aliases)
[10:56:06] <tama> your mom is so greasy the US, Russia and China started world war 3 to decide who gets the right to drill her
[11:01:48] <crutchy> ~scramble tama
[11:01:48] <exec> and the is gets right to drill Russia US, world war so her 3 your to the decide greasy who China started mom
[11:02:04] <crutchy> ~scramble systemd
[11:02:05] <exec> hPa Dyke on Oregon 29.77 Coos 05, Clear. Windchill: chromas: September temperature Road, Pressure: 17%. 1008.0 44.4F Red 44.6F. AM is Dew current in in PDT The Humidity: Conditions: (3:49 1.4F. 2014). Point: (Steady). Bay,
[11:02:20] <crutchy> silly bot
[11:06:06] <tama> Yo mama is so hairy, Chewbacca saw her walking by and said "braaa, ragh raaa"
[11:12:43] <chromas> //servtest soylentnews.org 80
[11:12:43] <systemd> chromas: Server at soylentnews.org:80 is up.
[11:16:06] <tama> a cop mustache is the same as a pedo mustache
[11:29:59] <chromas> //tail add /var/log/squid/access.log
[11:29:59] <systemd> chromas: Error: IOError: [Errno 13] Permission denied: '/var/log/squid/access.log'
[11:30:22] <chromas> //tail add /var/log/apache/access.log
[11:30:22] <systemd> chromas: Error: IOError: [Errno 2] No such file or directory: '/var/log/apache/access.log'
[11:30:36] <chromas> //tail add /var/log/apache2/access.log
[11:30:36] <systemd> chromas: Error: IOError: [Errno 13] Permission denied: '/var/log/apache2/access.log'
[11:31:08] <chromas> //tail add monopo.log
[11:31:08] <systemd> chromas: Error: IOError: [Errno 2] No such file or directory: 'monopo.log'
[11:31:19] <chromas> //tail add ~/monopo.log
[11:31:19] <systemd> chromas: Error: IOError: [Errno 2] No such file or directory: '~/monopo.log'
[11:31:32] <chromas> Well chit
[11:35:07] <tama> ciri is my lover
[11:35:20] <chromas> //tail add /home/toobee/monopo.log
[11:35:20] <systemd> chromas: woo-hoo!
[11:35:29] <chromas> But I don't know where it goes
[11:37:05] <systemd> Bend over and I'll show ya!
[11:37:45] <crutchy> can you see monopoly's tail in systemd's terminal now?
[11:40:53] <chromas> Ah that's probably where it goes
[11:41:09] * chromas sshs in
[11:42:44] <crutchy> http://goatse.cx
[11:42:45] <monopoly> ^ 03Goatse.cx - Goatse ( http://www.goatse.cx )
[11:46:07] <tama> nobody knows it yet but rust is actually a secret project by the gods of enlightenment
[11:47:07] <chromas> hey that used to say something different l
[11:47:47] <chromas> Guess I can't see the term from here
[11:49:06] <chromas> not sure how to undisown it
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[11:52:07] <tama> systemd is terrible.
[11:52:08] <systemd> tama: don't think so
[11:52:08] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
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[11:56:07] <tama> the key is subtlety. You have to make them think you're serial and/or honest
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[12:00:27] <crutchy> tama s/serial/parallel
[12:00:27] <exec> <crutchy> <tama> the key is subtlety. You have to make them think you're parallel and/or honest
[12:04:08] <tama> ciri is ronery because nobody plays with him anymore.
[12:05:46] <crutchy> tama, fiddlesticks is a game that gay men play
[12:05:47] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[12:06:18] <chromas> /join ##
[12:07:55] <chromas> //dunno add passes a helmet to $who
[12:07:55] <systemd> chromas: good enough for me Dunno #11 added.
[12:08:17] <chromas> Not sure if that takes variables though
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[12:12:08] <tama> complete sentences are faggatronic
[12:22:59] <crutchy> ~isup google.com
[12:23:00] <exec> google.com: HTTP/1.0 302 Found
[12:26:08] <tama> zombies are in your pants
[12:28:21] <crutchy> tama, men have brain in pants. women have zombie in pants
[12:28:21] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[12:32:08] <tama> licking things is good for dogs.
[12:50:09] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[12:50:10] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[12:50:10] <exec> bucket count: 106
[12:50:46] <crutchy> ~bucket <<EXEC_USER_crutchy>>
[12:50:46] <exec> a:4:{s:4:"nick";s:7:"crutchy";s:4:"auth";s:0:"";s:8:"channels";a:4:{i:0;s:8:"#soylent";i:1;s:5:"#test";i:2;s:9:"#comments";i:3;s:1:"#";}s:7:"account";s:7:"crutchy";}
[12:51:32] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[12:51:33] <exec> buckets flushed
[12:51:49] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[12:51:50] <exec> buckets flushed
[12:52:06] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[12:53:16] <crutchy> ~bucket <<EXEC_USER_crutchy>>
[12:53:17] <exec> a:3:{s:4:"nick";s:7:"crutchy";s:4:"auth";s:0:"";s:8:"channels";a:1:{i:0;s:8:"#soylent";}}
[12:54:10] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[12:54:44] <crutchy> ~join #test
[12:54:57] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
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[12:58:09] <tama> dogs are kown for pooping in front of your door when upset with you.
[12:58:10] <ciri> Think i am defeated by malfunctioning garage door syndrome. I searched far and wide.
[13:00:45] <crutchy> !grab ciri
[13:00:45] <Bender> Added quote 57
[13:04:09] <tama> crutchy excretes $bodyparts when pushing hard
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[19:55:41] <chromas> tama: s/ret/ud/
[19:55:41] <tama> I don't know anything about that.
[19:59:22] <tama> faggots are subversive and therefor undesirable.
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[20:00:58] <chromas> tama: forget complete sentences are faggatronic
[20:00:59] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[20:01:11] <chromas> tama: forget that complete sentences are faggatronic
[20:01:11] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[20:01:26] <chromas> tama: undo
[20:01:26] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[20:01:29] <chromas> tama: undo last
[20:01:29] <tama> Okay, chromas, deleted that 'forget that complete sentences' is 'faggatronic'.
[20:01:40] <chromas> tama: undo last
[20:01:40] <tama> Sorry, chromas, you can't undo that.
[20:02:01] <chromas> tama: undo complete sentences are faggatronic
[20:02:01] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[20:02:06] <chromas> tama: undo last
[20:02:07] <tama> Okay, chromas, deleted that 'undo complete sentences' is 'faggatronic'.
[20:02:32] <chromas> tama: should be faggotronic
[20:02:32] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
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[20:06:22] <tama> ciri is getting cheeky
[20:13:46] <chromas> Butt cheeky
[20:17:23] <tama> cats are better than dogs.
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[20:36:00] <chromas> I dunno; our cat's kind of stupid. "Oh, is that a car? I'd better cross the street now! Oh shit, it's slowing down for me, I'd better stop in front of it and stare"
[20:39:23] <tama> s is / ass/
[20:44:58] <chromas> tama, not every ejactulation <deserves> a name
[20:44:58] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[20:48:24] <tama> yo mama is so fat they had to make another universe just for her
[21:05:56] <arti> g'day sir
[21:05:57] <ciri> arti: Ah; night sir.
[21:06:03] * arti pets ciri
[21:06:05] * arti feeds tama
[21:06:05] * tama wiggles tail
[21:07:37] <chromas> ~g'day arti
[21:07:37] <exec> * chromas lagubriously postulates a used franger of ciri poo towards arti
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[21:08:41] * chromas offers tama a test fart
[21:08:45] * chromas hands tama a test fart
[21:08:45] * tama hands chromas diarrhea in exchange for a test fart
[21:12:25] <tama> space travel is very boring and you end up irradiated.
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[21:16:27] <chromas> /say ~say say $burrito chromas
[21:16:28] <monopoly> ~say say $burrito chromas
[21:16:29] <exec> say $burrito chromas
[21:20:25] <tama> chromas is an admin sausage
[21:23:46] <chromas> ciri: Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it
[21:23:47] <ciri> chromas: Sea: a big rubber dick! Then break it, there goes my idea to switch to sustainable economy and businesses (no more new iphone release.
[21:27:25] <tama> you dad is so white that a police officer pulled him over for a broken taillight and gave your dad one of his
[22:06:00] <crutchy> !grab chomas
[22:06:00] <Bender> I don't know what chomas said, so I can't quote them!
[22:06:14] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[22:06:14] <Bender> Added quote 58
[22:06:43] <chromas> !grab george carlin
[22:06:43] <Bender> I don't think that's a nick....
[22:07:05] <crutchy> ~define george carlin
[22:07:06] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3george carlin: Since 9/11, he has been the only stand-up comedian worth listening to. If not for him, we would probably have even less of a first ammendment than we have now. His message has always been that if you...
[22:07:27] <crutchy> hmm
[22:09:15] <crutchy> really is a pity. when you read things like that it kinda looks like the terrorists won :/
[22:11:40] <crutchy> regardless of the who,why,how shit that doesn't seem to be fully resolved yet
[22:12:02] <crutchy> prolly wont be for decades if at all
[22:15:27] <tama> your mom is so ugly even Ron Jeremy refused to play her in her video biography
[22:16:08] <chromas> It's funny 'cause he says all kinds of shit but then he also hosted a show called Shining Time Station that had Thomas the Tank and friends (and redid the voiceovers for it)
[22:17:32] * crutchy is over that fucking tank engine, thankfully im past that stage
[22:18:20] <crutchy> at least its not as bad as iggle piggle
[22:19:10] <crutchy> i could fuck iggle piggle up the ass with a big rubber dick
[22:19:18] <crutchy> nograb
[22:22:21] <chromas> don't know that one
[22:23:12] * chromas gives tama Micro Jail Intense
[22:23:12] * tama drops a meat and takes Micro Jail Intense.
[22:26:27] <tama> once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense
[22:26:57] <chromas> tama: Once a king, always a king. Once a knight is enough
[22:26:57] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[22:30:27] <tama> what used to be called metal is just rock now
[22:32:44] <crutchy> ~define iggle piggle
[22:32:46] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3igglepiggle: a peice of shit left on a dick
[22:32:53] <crutchy> lol
[22:32:53] <ciri> rofl
[22:33:36] <crutchy> rofl
[22:33:36] <exec> God hated the world so much that he sent his only
[22:33:37] <exec> son so that whoever does not believe in him will
[22:33:37] <exec> perish and be denied eternal life.
[22:33:37] <ciri> rofl
[22:33:55] <crutchy> ook
[22:33:57] <crutchy> rofl
[22:33:58] <exec> X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the
[22:33:58] <exec> imagination is the plot.
[22:34:02] <crutchy> rofl
[22:34:02] <ciri> hehehe
[22:34:02] <exec> "It never ceases to amaze me at how many
[22:34:02] <exec> religions depend upon circumsized penises."
[22:34:02] <exec> [Dawn Henderson]
[22:34:03] <ciri> [Fuck] => an alias of crapd.
[22:34:26] <crutchy> rofl
[22:34:27] <exec> I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
[22:34:27] <exec> -- Gloria Steinem
[22:34:32] <crutchy> rofl
[22:34:32] <exec> CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
[22:34:33] <exec> DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
[22:35:16] <crutchy> wtf? i've been spoiled by ud... now fortune -o seems lame
[22:35:19] <crutchy> rofl
[22:35:19] <exec> I'm into SOFTWARE!
[22:35:20] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[22:35:28] <crutchy> rofl
[22:35:28] <exec> He drank with curvy Mabel,
[22:35:29] <exec> The pace was fast and furious,
[22:35:29] <exec> He slid beneath the table,
[22:35:29] <exec> Not drunk but merely curious.
[22:35:49] <crutchy> rofl
[22:35:49] <exec> It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought
[22:35:49] <exec> Frito.
[22:35:49] <exec> -- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"
[22:36:02] <crutchy> hmm
[22:36:16] <crutchy> ~kick loggie
[22:36:17] -!- Loggie was kicked from # by exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net [commanded by crutchy]