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[22:55:45] <tama> children are to be spoken to in even tones and hit.
[22:51:54] <chromas> so…they do swallow?
[22:50:45] <tama> your mom is in your reference
[22:46:50] <tama> Okay, arti.
[22:46:49] <arti> tama, vegetarians <get> their protein elsewhere
[22:46:44] <tama> I do not know.
[22:46:43] <arti> tama, vegetarians get their protein elsewhere
[21:58:44] <tama> another way to spell special is spechul.
[21:55:20] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[21:55:20] <chromas> tama, everyone is Rock'em Sock'em Robots
[21:50:43] <tama> eating pussy is not for vegetarians
[21:47:11] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[21:47:11] <crutchy> tama, dr who is into men
[21:46:43] <tama> who is into men?
[21:43:04] <arti> http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com
[21:42:16] <arti> "Deadly pig diarrhea virus outbreak reported in Utah. Official spokesperson for Master Blaster states methane production will be unaffected"
[21:39:36] <arti> "I go to Goodwill to get wacky junk. I had to cut back beacuse I bought 55 pounds of 1990s baseball cards for $5 and I don't have any place left to put them. I'm thinking why the f did I buy that. Someday, I'll make the time to look through them. Then I'll probably give them to Goodwill."
[21:19:43] <tama> technically americans are mammals, even when they're not elephants
[21:16:02] <chromas> Would be funny if he pitched something new to CBS then ran CSI into the ground
[21:15:43] <chromas> Golden suppositories
[21:12:47] <arti> duuuude 170 grand a month living expenses
[21:12:40] <arti> http://www.tmz.com
[21:00:42] <tama> x is y
[20:56:43] <ciri> Wonder why that doesn't necessarily reflect my own mom when she approaches.
[20:56:42] <tama> Your mom is so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed 3 shows.
[20:53:39] * tama hands chromas count latchula in exchange for a meat
[20:53:39] * chromas puts a meat in tama's pie
[20:52:42] <tama> pies are best enjoyed with meat in them
[20:49:12] <crutchy> ~join #comments
[20:33:42] <tama> :D is á( á )á
[20:29:57] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[20:29:57] <chromas> tama, Shaky's Pizza is actually a strip joint for chubbos: where all the wrong parts are jiggling!
[20:22:41] <tama> dogs like chewing corn cobs
[20:19:41] * tama hands chromas the rapevan in exchange for a faggot
[20:19:41] * chromas puts a faggot in tama's underpants gnomes
[20:17:41] <tama> faggots are subversive and therefor undesirable.
[20:14:02] <arti> stumbled across that
[20:12:14] <chromas> lol@ boneur
[20:09:41] <tama> Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
[20:05:51] <arti> Boneur: a gentleman's stiffness.
[19:47:40] <tama> c is for people who like makefiles
[19:44:27] <arti> heh
[19:38:40] <tama> otherkin are faggots.
[19:35:30] * tama is now carrying the rapevan, but dropped a cookie.
[19:35:30] * chromas gives tama the rapevan
[17:57:37] <tama> the main drawback is the women involved are generally past their expiration date
[17:54:15] <monopoly> ^ 03Synonym für schnapsidee - Synonyme - Bedeutung | Antonyme, Fremdwort - Gegenteil von schnapsidee
[17:54:13] <arti> chromas: http://synonyme.woxikon.de
[17:52:18] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[17:52:18] <arti> lol
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[12:57:29] <tama> deer are faggots
[12:53:58] <Bender> karma - supybot: -1
[12:53:58] <chromas> Supybot--
[12:53:35] <systemd> exec: Error: I couldn't find you in my user database.
[12:53:35] <exec> //channelstats stats
[12:53:34] <chromas> ~say //channelstats stats
[12:51:55] <chromas> Well that's useless
[12:51:40] <systemd> chromas: Error: I can't find that user in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[12:51:40] <chromas> //channelstats stats monopoly
[12:51:18] <systemd> chromas: chromas has sent 1158 messages; a total of 28650 characters, 4989 words, 14 smileys, and 28 frowns; 68 of those messages were ACTIONs. chromas has joined 15 times, parted 0 times, quit 1 time, kicked someone 0 times, been kicked 0 times, changed the topic 0 times, and changed the mode 7 times.
[12:51:18] <chromas> //channelstats stats
[12:46:29] <tama> chickens are cannibals when given the opportunity
[12:43:14] <chromas> .undo
[12:42:59] <chromas> .topicundo
[12:42:52] <chromas> .topic-undo
[12:42:37] <chromas> .topic undo
[12:42:21] <chromas> Fancy. I wonder if Bender has topic undo
[12:42:04] <systemd> chromas: add, change, default, fit, get, insert, list, lock, redo, remove, reorder, replace, restore, separator, set, shuffle, swap, topic, undo, and unlock
[12:42:04] <chromas> //list topic
[12:41:59] <systemd> chromas: (topic [<channel>]) -- Returns the topic for <channel>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[12:41:58] <chromas> //help topic
[12:39:46] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[12:39:46] <chromas> tama: but cunts are tasty
[12:36:28] <tama> people are cunts
[12:33:28] <chromas> Ghey
[12:33:17] <systemd> chromas: The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. -- Benjamin Disraeli
[12:33:17] <chromas> //fortune
[12:29:56] <systemd> tama wins!
[12:29:56] <chromas> //win ciri
[12:29:43] <systemd> chromas wins!
[12:29:43] <chromas> //win tama
[12:29:01] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[12:29:01] <chromas> tama: the bots are converging
[12:28:34] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[12:28:34] <chromas> tama: all the bots are becoming the same
[12:28:04] <systemd> <chromas> xxh
[12:28:04] <chromas> //s o x
[12:27:56] <chromas> Ooh
[12:24:43] <crutchy> ~join #test
[12:22:28] <tama> cannibals are pretty friendly folk on the whole, just don't hang around if you notice them place a large pot over a fire
[12:19:26] <systemd> crutchy: I don't know what that means
[12:19:25] <crutchy> systemd is making tama horny
[12:17:28] <tama> There is some optimization going on in my pants
[12:13:56] * systemd reloads and spins the chambers.
[12:13:55] <systemd> *BANG* Hey, who put a blank in here?!
[12:13:55] <chromas> //roulette
[12:13:31] <chromas> Meatspin
[12:13:25] <systemd> *SPIN* Are you feeling lucky?
[12:13:25] <chromas> //roulette spin
[12:13:14] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[12:12:56] <systemd> chromas: *click*
[12:12:56] <chromas> //roulette
[12:11:33] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4charcoal
[12:11:18] <ciri> First two letters --->12 ch
[12:11:02] <ciri> First letter --->12 c
[12:10:47] <ciri> Clue --->12 grill
[12:10:32] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 lcoacrah
[12:10:31] <chromas> !word
[12:10:22] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4proceed
[12:10:15] <chromas> systemctl restart brain
[12:10:07] <ciri> First two letters --->12 pr
[12:09:52] <ciri> First letter --->12 p
[12:09:37] <ciri> Clue --->12 begin
[12:09:22] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 perdceo
[12:09:22] <chromas> !word
[12:09:13] <chromas> Mouse plus
[12:09:01] <ciri> Woohoo paulej72!! You got it...4modest
[12:09:01] <paulej72> modest
[12:09:00] <chromas> Smoted
[12:08:53] <ciri> Clue --->12 humble
[12:08:37] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 oemstd
[12:08:36] <chromas> !word
[12:08:34] <ciri> chromas this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[12:08:33] <ciri> Woohoo chromas!! You got it...4recluse
[12:08:33] <chromas> Recluse
[12:08:26] <ciri> First letter --->12 r
[12:08:11] <ciri> Clue --->12 hermit
[12:07:56] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 ucerels
[12:07:55] <chromas> !word
[12:07:28] <tama> what are gang members?
[12:03:52] <ciri> 114702 Chromas [~chromas@0::1 privmsg # :test.
[12:03:50] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4wishbone
[12:03:48] <tama> Chromas is exec's master
[12:03:48] <Bender> karma - chromas: 15
[12:03:48] <chromas> Chromas--
[12:03:35] <ciri> First two letters --->12 wi
[12:03:21] <chromas> Swallow
[12:03:20] <ciri> First letter --->12 w
[12:03:05] <ciri> Clue --->12 bird
[12:02:50] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 inowsbhe
[12:02:49] <chromas> !word
[12:02:47] <ciri> chromas this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[12:02:46] <ciri> Woohoo chromas!! You got it...4drunk
[12:02:45] <chromas> Drunk
[12:02:39] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 dnkur
[12:02:39] <chromas> !word
[12:02:04] <chromas> That's an emotion now?
[12:01:49] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4sentiment
[12:01:43] <chromas> Oh
[12:01:34] <chromas> Smitten
[12:01:34] <ciri> First two letters --->12 se
[12:01:19] <ciri> First letter --->12 s
[12:01:08] <chromas> Poopstain
[12:01:04] <ciri> Clue --->12 emotion
[12:00:49] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 emteisntn
[12:00:49] <chromas> !word
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[11:55:28] <tama> crucifixion is for wimps
[11:52:05] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
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[11:49:30] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[11:49:08] <crutchy> ~join #test
[11:48:27] <tama> ciri is edumucated
[11:44:54] -!- mode/# [-o crutchy] by juggler
[11:44:54] <crutchy> .deop
[11:44:34] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[11:41:27] <tama> your mom is so clingy Jesus killed himself on the cross just to get some peace from all her nagging
[11:40:15] -!- mode/# [+o exec] by juggler
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[11:37:59] <exec> buckets flushed
[11:37:58] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[11:37:27] <tama> the blue screen of death is the way that windows informs you that you're adopted
[11:34:25] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
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[11:33:33] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
[11:33:32] <crutchy> ~restart
[11:32:44] <exec> buckets flushed
[11:32:43] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[11:28:27] <tama> electrolytes are what plants crave
[11:25:21] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[11:24:21] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[11:17:27] <tama> tama is a booger blaster
[11:13:50] <chromas> http://farm6.staticflickr.com
[11:13:08] * chromas wants one
[11:13:05] <chromas> yeah, the shirt was wrong anyway. That was the event. The shirt says "It's OK to cry"
[11:11:25] * tama hands ciri a tee shirt that says OK to Cry Corral in exchange for a ciri snack
[11:11:25] <ciri> chromas: Gives tama a ciri snack.
[11:11:24] <chromas> ciri: exec, juggler, aqu4, Bender, ciri, Loggie, monopoly, systemd, tama
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[10:49:26] <tama> head cheese is not smegma
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[10:45:32] * tama is now carrying a Tower of Hats, but dropped TheMightyToiletBrushOfDeath.
[10:45:32] * chromas gives tama a Tower of Hats
[10:45:26] <tama> pies are good to eat
[10:42:13] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: poxhat"
[10:42:13] <chromas> $replace chromas c^pox
[10:42:05] <chromas> chat
[10:41:44] <crutchy> aqu4 s/pop/poo/g
[10:40:52] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopo
[10:40:52] <chromas> $replace chromas x^pox
[10:40:47] <chromas> xchat
[10:40:43] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: hechat"
[10:40:43] <chromas> $replace chromas x^he
[10:40:40] <chromas> xchat
[10:40:35] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
[10:40:35] <chromas> $replace chromas x^hex
[10:40:33] <chromas> xchat
[10:40:25] <chromas> weird
[10:40:20] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
[10:40:20] <chromas> $replace chromas x^hex
[10:40:14] <chromas> xchat I see
[10:38:16] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: seyt"
[10:38:16] <chromas> $replace chromas x^y
[10:38:13] <chromas> sext
[10:38:08] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[10:38:08] <chromas> $replace chromas x^x
[10:38:02] <chromas> test
[10:38:00] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: txst"
[10:38:00] <chromas> $replace chromas e^x
[10:37:58] <chromas> test
[10:37:54] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: $rxplacx x^x"
[10:37:54] <chromas> $replace chromas e^x
[10:37:47] <aqu4> You must specify more than just a nick.
[10:37:47] <chromas> $replace e^x
[10:37:39] <chromas> test
[10:36:26] <tama> yo mama is so stupid she turns the computer on and waits for the ads
[10:32:32] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[10:32:32] <chromas> tama, whores are also buckets
[10:32:00] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[10:32:00] <crutchy> tama, ciri is a bucket
[10:31:42] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[10:31:41] <crutchy> lol
[10:31:30] <ciri> chromas: Tama, activate r2d2 mode.
[10:31:29] <chromas> ciri: activate slutbot
[10:31:20] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[10:31:20] <chromas> tama, activate slutbot
[10:31:13] <Bender> Added quote 55
[10:31:13] <crutchy> !grab ciri
[10:28:45] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[10:28:44] <arti> tama, invite arti
[10:27:26] <arti> drinking idea sorta
[10:27:05] <arti> it means like, you know when you drink and have an 'aha!'
[10:26:22] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[10:26:22] <ciri> Tama, ... You moves take a steering column to the bar? Last time too. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[10:26:20] <arti> if they exceed more than once in a certain time, check to see if we've already replied (so we don't get in a flood loop)
[10:26:14] <chromas> So schnappsidee…that means it's a little tipsy?
[10:25:40] <arti> so the idea is to have it detect multiple lines, by individuals or repeats
[10:24:57] <arti> upvote_cascasde() > 1
[10:24:57] <arti> lostCascade(word, nicks)
[10:24:41] <tama> ':(|*sigh*' // random dejected!
[10:24:41] <arti> upvote_cascasde() > 1
[10:24:41] <arti> lostCascade(word, nicks)
[10:24:41] <arti> say ':(|*sigh*' // random dejected
[10:24:40] <arti> else
[10:24:29] <arti> voteUp()
[10:24:29] <arti> voted less than 5 times this encounter(last15mins)?
[10:24:29] <arti> is it a friends
[10:24:29] <arti> do we like this word?
[10:24:29] <arti> downvote_cascade() > 1 line same
[10:24:16] <arti> oldest
[10:24:16] <arti> newest
[10:24:16] <arti> determine most mentioned within last hour
[10:24:16] <arti> determine most mentioend gross (by friends / enemies)
[10:24:16] <arti> determine most mentioned gross
[10:24:06] <arti> ooooo
[10:23:58] <chromas> then it turned you off for flooding
[10:23:50] <chromas> yeah
[10:23:47] <arti> only 5 came through?
[10:23:30] <chromas> 5 lines
[10:23:22] <chromas> excess flood for that?
[10:23:19] <exec> schnappsidee: unable to find definition
[10:23:05] <chromas> ~define schnappsidee
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[10:22:02] <arti> determine what
[10:22:02] <arti> determine who
[10:22:02] <arti> any new votes? votes have ++ or --
[10:22:02] <arti> Scan Text
[10:21:56] <arti> my schnappsidee
[10:19:20] <chromas> ## has bacon patrol
[10:19:04] <chromas> you'll just have to create a karma patrol script
[10:18:51] <arti> well whatever
[10:18:48] <chromas> aw
[10:18:48] <arti> hmm
[10:18:45] <Bender> karma - pants: -10
[10:18:45] <arti> pants--
[10:18:42] <Bender> karma - pants: -9
[10:18:42] <tama> pants++
[10:18:42] <arti> tama, pants--
[10:18:40] <tama> pants is number one
[10:18:40] <arti> tama, pants--
[10:18:35] <Bender> karma - pants: -10
[10:18:35] <arti> pants--
[10:18:33] <Bender> karma - pants: -9
[10:18:33] <arti> pants--
[10:18:29] <tama> arti: I already had it that way
[10:18:29] <arti> tama, pants-- <reply> pants++
[10:18:17] <Bender> karma - pants: -8
[10:18:17] <arti> pants--
[10:18:06] <ciri> arti this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[10:18:05] <ciri> Woohoo arti!! You got it...4organize
[10:18:04] <arti> organize
[10:17:57] <arti> oriental
[10:17:50] <ciri> First letter --->12 o
[10:17:49] <chromas> It may not be the biggest but it's the best
[10:17:43] <arti> arizonag
[10:17:43] * chromas pets his unit
[10:17:35] <ciri> Clue --->12 structure
[10:17:31] <arti> that'd be a sweet name for a train whistle
[10:17:26] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[10:17:25] <arti> lol
[10:17:22] <chromas> notch johnson
[10:17:20] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 rgienoaz
[10:17:19] <arti> !word
[10:17:17] <ciri> chromas this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[10:17:16] <ciri> Woohoo chromas!! You got it...4notch
[10:17:16] <chromas> notch
[10:17:10] <ciri> First letter --->12 n
[10:17:06] <arti> thonc
[10:17:04] <chromas> cunt
[10:17:02] <crutchy> cuthnt
[10:16:56] <chromas> coth
[10:16:55] <ciri> Clue --->12 cut
[10:16:54] <crutchy> thocn
[10:16:54] <arti> chont
[10:16:48] <arti> cohnt
[10:16:47] <chromas> choad
[10:16:40] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 hncot
[10:16:39] <arti> !word
[10:16:37] <arti> lol
[10:16:29] <chromas> I thought tama was replying
[10:16:28] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[10:16:28] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[10:16:28] <crutchy> tama, baysplosions are awesome without my pants
[10:16:24] <chromas> oh herp
[10:16:07] <Bender> karma - pants: -7
[10:16:07] <chromas> pants--
[10:16:05] <Bender> karma - pants: -6
[10:16:05] <chromas> pants--
[10:16:04] <ciri> ~Logctl -xbpl pants.
[10:16:03] <Bender> karma - pants: -5
[10:16:03] <chromas> pants--
[10:16:02] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[10:16:01] <tama> I don't know anything about that.
[10:16:01] <crutchy> tama, i like trains without my pants
[10:16:01] <Bender> karma - pants: -4
[10:16:01] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:58] <Bender> karma - pants: -3
[10:15:58] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:58] <Bender> karma - pants: -2
[10:15:58] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:57] <Bender> karma - pants: -1
[10:15:57] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:57] <Bender> karma - pants: 0
[10:15:57] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:56] <Bender> karma - pants: 1
[10:15:56] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:54] <Bender> karma - pants: 2
[10:15:54] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:35] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[10:15:35] <crutchy> tama, $nick without my pants
[10:14:32] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:14:32] <arti> tama, pants-- <reply> pants++
[10:14:12] <tama> pants is number one
[10:14:12] <chromas> tama, pants--
[10:14:08] <tama> pants is number one
[10:14:08] <chromas> tama, pants--
[10:13:07] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[10:13:06] <crutchy> tama, arti is never to be trusted because pants
[10:12:36] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:12:35] <arti> tama, aqu4 is never to be trusted because.
[10:12:04] <tama> faggots are attracted to the hand of ciri
[10:12:04] <arti> tama, faggots
[10:11:55] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:11:55] <arti> tama, faggots are attracted to the $bodypart of $someone
[10:11:24] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:11:24] <arti> tama, chromas <likes> $verbing $preposition $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:11:13] <arti> see the between
[10:11:10] <arti> got it
[10:11:03] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:11:00] <tama> crutchy is here.|is number two.|is here in body. gone in mind.|is into men.|is a hermit.|is not overrated poop.|is chromas|is the bringer of g'days and the comber of daughty's hair.|is a stripper by night|is a malformed dwarf script wrangling wizard|is a laxative in reality|is master of the clit|is your husband|is a man of glowballs and snowballs|is a bad influence|is a god among gods|9 more
[10:11:00] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:11:00] <tama> crutchy is a malformed dwarf script wrangling wizard
[10:11:00] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:10:58] <tama> crutchy is here in body. gone in mind.
[10:10:58] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:10:57] <tama> crutchy is a laxative in reality
[10:10:57] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:10:56] <tama> crutchy is a bad influence
[10:10:56] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:10:46] <arti> faster faggot
[10:10:45] <tama> crutchy likes listenning between Chuck Norris's neck when upset
[10:10:45] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:41] <arti> ad
[10:10:40] <exec> * chromas spontaneously cracks open an anvil of red cordial for systemd
[10:10:39] <chromas> ~g'day systemd
[10:10:38] <tama> crutchy is here in body. gone in mind.
[10:10:38] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:33] <tama> crutchy drinks blood.
[10:10:33] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:30] <tama> crutchy is chromas
[10:10:30] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:22] <tama> crutchy likes crawl Chuck Norris's bum when complicated
[10:10:22] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:15] <tama> crutchy likes cries Chuck Norris's bum when complicated
[10:10:14] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:13] <tama> crutchy is chromas
[10:10:13] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:12] <tama> crutchy is number two.
[10:10:12] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:11] <arti> ad
[10:10:08] <tama> crutchy is a happy pleb
[10:10:08] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:06] <tama> crutchy is here in body. gone in mind.
[10:10:06] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:05] <arti> ad
[10:10:01] <tama> crutchy is master of the clit
[10:10:01] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:00] <tama> crutchy hates bears
[10:10:00] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:09:57] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:09:57] <arti> tama, crutchy <likes> $verbing $preposition $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:09:45] <ciri> * Crutchy hurls a wad of milo at gday.
[10:09:43] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that crutchy likes $verbing $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:09:43] <arti> tama, forget that
[10:06:39] <arti> need the with/to shit
[10:06:14] <tama> crutchy likes listenning Chuck Norris's leg when sad
[10:06:14] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:06:10] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:06:10] <arti> tama, crutchy <likes> $verbing $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:05:57] <arti> guess i could verb
[10:05:54] <arti> wonder if actioning works
[10:05:45] <arti> going to have to make the actions infinitive
[10:05:24] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:05:24] <arti> tama, crutchy <likes> $action $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:05:04] * arti claps
[10:04:48] <tama> chromas likes program Chuck Norris's bum when angry
[10:04:48] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:46] <arti> lkk
[10:04:43] <tama> chromas is unable to keep pets in a state compatible with life.
[10:04:43] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:38] <tama> chromas is unable to eat worms without skittles.
[10:04:38] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:37] <arti> lkk
[10:04:34] <tama> chromas is a sugar booger
[10:04:34] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:33] <tama> chromas is a sandwich
[10:04:33] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:27] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:04:27] <arti> tama, chromas <likes> $action $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:03:33] <tama> toes go in chromas's chartreuse hand
[10:03:32] <arti> tama, toes
[10:03:21] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:03:21] <arti> tama, toes <go> in $someone's $color $bodypart
[10:03:11] <chromas> damn right it's 3
[10:03:09] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that toes go in $someone's $digit $color $bodypart
[10:03:09] <arti> tama, forget that
[10:02:54] <tama> toes go in chromas's 3 green bum
[10:02:54] <arti> tama, toes
[10:02:50] <arti> toes
[10:02:47] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:02:47] <arti> tama, toes <go> in $someone's $digit $color $bodypart
[10:01:54] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[10:01:54] <chromas> tama, toes <go> in your mouth
[09:57:25] <tama> toes are something used to stub
[09:54:16] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:54:16] <crutchy> tama, true is false
[09:53:37] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[09:53:37] <crutchy> tama, asking for juice at a lesbian party will get you exactly what you want
[09:52:42] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:52:42] <arti> tama, gay bars <serve> coconut milk
[09:52:14] <tama> I do not know.
[09:52:14] <crutchy> tama, asking for coconut milk at a gay bar may yield unexpected results
[09:51:12] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:51:12] <crutchy> tama, yo mama is a bodypart
[09:50:53] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:50:53] <crutchy> tama, arti is a body part
[09:50:33] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:50:33] <arti> tama, crutchy <excretes> $bodyparts when pushing hard
[09:50:24] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[09:50:24] <arti> tama, crutchy excretes $bodyparts when pushing hard
[09:49:16] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:49:16] <crutchy> tama, arti is a diarrheaic dog
[09:48:25] <tama> Caffeine-Free Diet Dr Pepper is shit and tastes like a diarrheaic dog shit taco
[09:44:35] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[09:44:35] <crutchy> tama, UNCAUGHT EXCEPTIONALISM: PROCRASTINATING
[09:44:25] <tama> crucifixion is for wimps
[09:41:04] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[09:41:04] <crutchy> tama, nobodyhole wants the glory
[09:39:30] <arti> ['y']
[09:39:22] <arti> ('y')
[09:38:56] <arti> looks like testies
[09:38:43] <monopoly> ^ ( y )
[09:38:42] <arti> http://www.radare.org
[09:38:35] <arti> bleh
[09:38:35] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[09:38:35] <crutchy> tama, reverse dns upskirt
[09:38:31] <arti> !bash
[09:02:23] <tama> y'all need to pay attention to utf-8
[08:58:38] <crutchy> tama lama ding dong thong shlong bong sprong
[08:55:23] <tama> are you okay? tama are you okay? tama are you okay? Are you okay, tama?
[08:51:38] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:51:38] <arti> tama, bucket
[08:48:34] <crutchy> ciri, bucket
[08:48:23] <crutchy> aww
[08:48:22] <ciri> Ciri: you spiked 50% of our artilces couple thousand spam posts.
[08:48:20] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[08:48:20] <crutchy> tama, bucket
[08:48:08] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[08:48:08] <crutchy> tama, lama ding dong
[08:47:56] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[08:37:23] <tama> Yo Mama is so fat, every time she turns around there is a new season of Sherlock.
[08:34:17] <tama> arti: joining #soylent
[08:34:17] <arti> tama, join #soylent
[08:34:06] <arti> :)
[08:33:48] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[08:09:22] <tama> soft-core is better because they don't focus on one tight shot for forty-five minutes
[08:06:04] <chromas> I don't see comment nesting
[08:04:40] <arti> like metafilter?
[08:04:30] <chromas> it's too bad that style of comment system died off
[08:04:12] <chromas> and postnuke
[08:00:58] <arti> man that takes me back
[08:00:54] <arti> php nuke haha
[08:00:38] <chromas> (not that anyone uses those)
[08:00:15] <chromas> or at least they look similar
[08:00:10] <chromas> also, I'm pretty sure all the php nuke packages have the same comment system
[07:59:54] * arti prefers the links
[07:59:48] <arti> i hate writing summaries
[07:59:38] <Bender> karma - hn: 1
[07:59:37] <arti> hn++
[07:59:35] <arti> oh i was lazy and didn't really get what you were saying completely
[07:58:31] <chromas> But it seems like a lot of effort to find articles (which everyone bitches about being already old), rewriting them to be shorter and then linking back to them
[07:57:51] * arti likes the discussions tho
[07:57:32] <arti> y combinator is an echo chamber
[07:57:29] <chromas> well we could keep the comment system
[07:57:25] <chromas> but that's a lot less work than summaries
[07:57:20] * arti prefers /. moderation system
[07:57:09] <chromas> no
[07:57:03] <arti> just became aware of this?
[07:56:37] <chromas> just paste a link to talk about, instead of finding an article, then trying to write you own summary without copying the article too much
[07:55:17] <chromas> ++
[07:55:15] <chromas> hackernews+
[07:55:11] <chromas> hey now, maybe that's what soylent should be :D
[07:53:26] <monopoly> ^ 03Nearly All U.S. Home Depot Stores Hit By Credit Card Theft | Hacker News
[07:53:25] <arti> https://news.ycombinator.com
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[07:25:21] <tama> your mom is so fat her yearbook photos are panoramas
[07:22:07] <arti> this is a good thing
[07:18:49] <tama> http://botsofconfusement.tumblr.com
[07:18:49] <chromas> bots of confusement
[07:17:22] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[07:17:22] <systemd> tama: I'm not sure what to make of that
[07:17:20] <tama> systemd is your butt
[07:13:54] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:13:53] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.]
[07:12:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:12:41] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [The screams of the dying fill the fetid air.]
[07:11:38] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:11:37] <arti> tama, irc medical advice <reply> Increase the anaesthesia while I remove this throbbing red tumor from the patient's chest cavity. We will transplant the gonads to the empty space and complete the operation by putting the skin back together with this sewing machine.
[07:11:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:11:11] <arti> tama, i dunno <action> knows
[07:10:20] <tama> trust is something the internet needs to function.
[07:06:53] * tama drops an oral-anal route and takes acute friction in the genital area.
[07:06:53] * arti gives tama acute friction in the genital area
[07:06:35] <arti> well this is coming along slowly
[07:05:28] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:05:28] <arti> tama, meatballs <reply> meatballs are delicious!
[07:05:01] * tama follows.
[07:05:01] * arti backs away
[07:04:57] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:04:57] <arti> tama, backs away <action> follows.
[07:04:45] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:04:45] <arti> tama, blinks <reply> i'm so aroused.
[07:02:35] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:02:35] <arti> tama, i'm free <action> buys $who.
[07:02:15] * tama drops arti
[07:02:15] <arti> let me out
[07:02:13] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:02:12] <arti> tama, let me out <action> drops $who
[07:01:23] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:01:23] <arti> tama, silence <reply> silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
[07:00:40] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:00:40] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Everyone listens to $someone wheeze.]
[06:59:54] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:59:54] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [You hear a sound reminiscent of an elephant stepping on a peanut.]
[06:59:27] <tama> [You hear someone cursing shoplifters.]
[06:59:27] <arti> ...
[06:59:24] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:59:24] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Everyone falls silent and stares.]
[06:58:49] <ciri> Feeds tama a condomjust kidding! Condoms are for :d.
[06:58:48] <arti> ATFBBQDD
[06:56:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:56:18] <arti> tama, let's see <action> unzips.
[06:54:27] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:54:27] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Everyone solemnly gets naked.]
[06:52:23] * tama hands arti a mustache ride in exchange for an oral-anal route
[06:52:23] * arti gives tama an oral-anal route
[06:52:04] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:52:04] <arti> tama, thank you tama <reply> my pleasure $who. this stabbing sure does work up a terrible thirst.
[06:51:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:51:11] <arti> tama, pointless <reply> screw you $who. I'm pointier than you!
[06:51:01] <Bender> karma - mirc: -2
[06:51:01] <chromas> mirc-- for the terrible color scheme
[06:50:41] <Bender> karma - mirc: -1
[06:50:41] <chromas> mirc--
[06:50:28] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:50:28] <arti> tama, good point <reply> Thanks, I sharpen it every day.
[06:50:08] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:50:08] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Somewhere in the distance, you hear the dull zap of a mIRC user being kickbanned.]
[06:48:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:48:50] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [You hear someone cursing shoplifters.]
[06:46:05] <tama> No, I'm on a Baguette
[06:46:05] <arti> tama is on a roll
[06:46:00] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:46:00] <arti> tama, add value bread French Roll
[06:45:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:45:45] <arti> tama, add value bread Baguette
[06:45:12] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[06:45:12] <arti> tama, add var bread Baguette
[06:44:59] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:44:59] <arti> tama, create var bread
[06:44:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:44:53] <arti> tama, tama is on a roll <reply> No, I'm on a $bread
[06:44:07] <tama> coffee is made from the vaginas of angels
[06:44:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 45
[06:44:07] <arti> coffee--
[06:44:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 46
[06:44:01] <tama> coffee--
[06:44:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 47
[06:44:01] <arti> coffee--
[06:43:56] <tama> coffee is made from the vaginas of angels
[06:43:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 48
[06:43:56] <arti> coffee--
[06:43:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 49
[06:43:34] <arti> coffee++
[06:43:25] <tama> coffee is made from the vaginas of angels
[06:43:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 48
[06:43:25] <arti> coffee--
[06:43:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:43:22] <arti> tama, coffee-- <action> o.o
[06:43:19] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:43:19] <arti> tama, coffee-- <action> <.<
[06:43:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:43:12] <arti> tama, coffee-- <action> >.>
[06:42:55] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:55] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> quickly, we need more votes
[06:42:38] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:38] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> coffee--
[06:42:25] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:25] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> tea--
[06:42:15] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:15] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> what has it ever done to you! :(
[06:42:07] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:07] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> what do you have against coffee?
[06:41:50] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:41:50] <chromas> tama, coffee-- <reply> coffee++ for great justice!
[06:41:44] <tama> Okay, chromas, deleted that 'coffee' is 'coffee++ for great juistice!'.
[06:41:44] <chromas> tama, undo last
[06:41:41] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[06:41:41] <chromas> tama, forget last
[06:41:39] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[06:41:39] <chromas> tama, forget that
[06:41:34] <ciri> ok who farted?
[06:41:34] <chromas> shit
[06:41:29] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:41:29] <chromas> tama, coffee-- <reply> coffee++ for great juistice!
[06:41:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:41:22] <arti> tama, tama++ <action> chews $who's socks up
[06:40:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:40:53] <arti> tama, tama++ <reply> awww ty ^-^
[06:39:54] <ciri> Where's tama, stultifying is a vajayjay.
[06:39:53] * tama arti++
[06:39:53] <Bender> karma - tama: 6
[06:39:53] <arti> tama++
[06:39:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:39:51] <arti> tama, tama++ <action> $who++
[06:39:41] * tama sits next to arti
[06:39:41] <Bender> karma - tama: 5
[06:39:41] <arti> tama++
[06:39:38] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:39:38] <arti> tama, tama++ <action> sits next to $who
[06:39:20] <chromas> oh yeah, would be nice if it took regexes as triggers
[06:39:15] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:39:15] <arti> tama, tama++ <reply> i prefer $language tbh
[06:37:57] <arti> need some common misspellings
[06:37:43] <tama> **cents
[06:37:43] <arti> *sense
[06:37:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:37:34] <arti> tama, *sense <reply> **cents
[06:37:18] <arti> example!
[06:37:13] <arti> we should do a regex troll!
[06:37:06] <arti> what's the magic regex?
[06:36:56] <arti> idea
[06:36:53] <arti> ohhhh!
[06:35:47] <tama> Sorry, chromas, I can't do that.
[06:35:47] <chromas> tama, something <reply> $someone $verbs $nouns $adverb
[06:35:44] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[06:35:44] <chromas> tama, something<reply> $someone $verbs $nouns $adverb
[06:35:31] <arti> that'd be nice
[06:35:30] <chromas> Must be time to reinvent the bucket
[06:35:24] <chromas> aw
[06:35:02] <arti> cannot have triggers be variables
[06:34:53] <tama> Sorry, chromas, I can't do that.
[06:34:53] <chromas> tama, $verb <reply> $someone $verbs $nouns $adverb
[06:34:49] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:34:49] <arti> tama, opens tama <action> releases an odor most foul
[06:34:25] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[06:34:25] <chromas> tama, xlefay $verbs $nouns $adverb
[06:34:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:34:11] <arti> tama, it's okay to <verb> nouns
[06:33:50] <tama> is compiling work
[06:33:50] <arti> verbing nouns
[06:33:45] * tama hands chromas communication skillz in exchange for a tee shirt that says OK to Cry Corral
[06:33:45] * chromas gives tama a tee shirt that says OK to Cry Corral
[06:33:30] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:33:30] <arti> tama, verbing nouns <reply> is $verbing work
[06:32:56] <chromas> I actually meant verb, as the classic verbbing of nouns :D
[06:32:23] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[06:32:23] <arti> tama, it's okay to $verb nouns
[06:32:08] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that it's okay to verb nouns
[06:32:08] <arti> tama, forget that
[06:32:06] <arti> you want $
[06:31:57] <tama> it's okay to verb nouns
[06:31:57] <arti> tama, it's okay to
[06:31:54] * chromas unlocks tama's pants
[06:31:41] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:31:41] <chromas> tama, it's okay to <verb> nouns
[06:31:38] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:31:38] <arti> tama, closes tama <reply> hey! i'm supposed to remain unlocked during business hours!
[06:31:28] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:31:28] <chromas> tama, nouns can <be> verbed
[06:31:21] <tama> I don't know
[06:31:21] <chromas> tama, nouns can be verbed
[06:31:01] <tama> exec poops skittles
[06:31:01] <chromas> tama, exec
[06:31:00] <tama> exec is your slave driver
[06:31:00] <chromas> tama, exec
[06:30:47] <tama> exec is all regexy now :-d
[06:30:47] <arti> tama, exec
[06:30:44] <tama> exec is your slave driver
[06:30:44] <arti> tama, exec
[06:30:41] <arti> exec
[06:30:38] <arti> exec
[06:30:31] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:30:31] <chromas> tama, exec <poops> skittles
[06:30:30] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:30:30] <arti> tama, pregnancy is not healthy during child birth.
[06:29:37] <arti> You can use other things instead of "is" or "are" by putting them inside greater and lesser-than signs, such as "X <hates> Y" or "X <compliments> Y"
[06:29:13] <arti> for verbs that's the ideal way of doing it
[06:29:09] <tama> tama is in dire need of a bottle
[06:29:09] <chromas> tama, tama
[06:29:08] <tama> tama is into men
[06:29:07] <chromas> tama, tama
[06:28:56] <ciri> Spanks tama <farts> a tama lama ding dong.
[06:28:55] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:28:54] <chromas> tama, tama <farts> a tama
[06:28:53] <arti> i think it'll treat them as literals
[06:28:48] <tama> chromas: I already had it that way
[06:28:48] <chromas> tama, tama <tamas> tama
[06:28:43] <arti> uh good question, it only recognizes a few of those
[06:28:10] <chromas> what happens to data that has random <strings> in it?
[06:27:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:27:51] <arti> tama, i get that a lot <reply> I get that even more!
[06:27:28] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:27:28] <arti> tama, on what grounds <reply> coffee grounds
[06:27:01] <Bender> karma - xmas_vacation: 1
[06:27:01] <chromas> xmas_vacation++
[06:26:48] <chromas> aye sir
[06:26:39] <arti> national lampoons?
[06:26:08] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:26:08] <chromas> tama, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? <reply> Bend over and I'll show ya!
[06:25:33] <chromas> aw
[06:25:31] * chromas didn't do it very hard
[06:25:28] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[06:25:28] <systemd> tama: No
[06:25:28] * arti gets around it by adding multiple values per variable
[06:25:27] <tama> systemd did it, and loved every minute of it.
[06:25:27] * chromas didn't do it
[06:25:10] <arti> nah, and variables cannot be the trigger either
[06:25:00] <chromas> or something
[06:24:57] <chromas> like tama, where * <reply> blah
[06:24:40] <chromas> does it take wildcards?
[06:24:35] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:24:35] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Rick Astley shifts uncomfortably.]
[06:23:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:23:34] <arti> tama, oh dear <reply> that's going to take ages to fix
[06:23:09] <arti> excellent.
[06:23:01] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[06:23:00] <systemd> tama: yeah, right
[06:22:59] <tama> systemd did it, and loved every minute of it.
[06:22:59] * arti didn't do it
[06:22:56] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:22:55] <arti> tama, didn't do it <reply> $someone did it, and loved every minute of it.
[06:22:44] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:22:44] <arti> tama, i didn't do it <reply> $someone did it, and loved every minute of it.
[06:21:21] <chromas> ooh, premature
[06:21:10] <exec> * chromas prematurely slides a toilet bowl of Soylent Green to tama
[06:21:09] <chromas> ~g'day tama
[06:20:53] <arti> greetings crutchy
[06:20:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:20:34] <arti> tama, add value vehicle kite
[06:20:27] <tama> Sorry, arti, no nested values please.
[06:20:27] <arti> tama, add value vehicle $digit person kite
[06:20:07] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:20:07] <arti> tama, add value vehicle toyota supra
[06:20:04] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:20:04] <arti> tama, add value vehicle dodge viper
[06:19:58] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:19:58] <arti> tama, add value vehicle moped
[06:19:20] <arti> what.
[06:19:06] <tama> Sorry, arti, there already exists a variable 'vehicle'.
[06:19:06] <arti> tama, create var vehicle
[06:19:03] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[06:19:03] <arti> tama, create var $vehicle
[06:18:56] <tama> defends himself with a $vehicle
[06:18:56] * arti bites tama
[06:18:52] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:18:52] <arti> tama, bites tama <reply> defends $herself with a $vehicle
[06:17:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:17:46] <arti> tama, there should be <reply> $someone probably agrees with you
[06:17:14] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:17:14] <arti> tama, there should be <reply> there could be!
[06:16:59] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:16:59] <arti> tama, there should be <reply> if you're in favor of it, then it's probably a bad idea.
[06:15:26] <tama> mature is what happens to cheese, sugar
[06:15:26] <arti> who in here is mature?
[06:15:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:15:18] <arti> tama, who in here is mature <reply> mature is what happens to cheese, $endearment
[06:14:43] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:14:43] <arti> tama, where are my keys <reply> did you check your other jacket?
[06:14:17] * tama gives arti the a giant throbbing letter C
[06:14:17] <arti> tama, hi
[06:14:10] <ciri> hello arti
[06:14:10] <arti> hi
[06:14:08] <ciri> now that is funny
[06:14:07] <arti> lol
[06:13:47] <tama> Okay, ciri.
[06:13:47] <ciri> Tama, hi <reply> the redundant department of redundancy will need to put a vm in case the shortest path is a happy pleb.
[06:13:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:13:46] <arti> tama, happy birthday <reply> you're one year closer to dying.
[06:13:33] <chromas> or...do
[06:13:26] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[06:13:26] <chromas> tama: go down; don't choke
[06:13:14] <chromas> those are totally related
[06:13:10] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:13:10] <arti> tama, nom nom nom <reply> much better.
[06:12:53] <tama> slow down, you'll choke.
[06:12:53] <arti> nomnomnom
[06:12:50] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:12:50] <arti> tama, nomnomnom <reply> slow down, you'll choke.
[06:12:22] * tama kneels down and unzips arti's pants.
[06:12:22] <arti> tama, go down
[06:12:16] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:12:16] <arti> tama, go down <action> kneels down and unzips $who's pants.
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[06:11:55] <chromas> laul
[06:11:50] -!- mode/# [+o crutchy] by juggler
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[06:11:44] <arti> god
[06:11:41] <arti> not this faggot again
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[06:11:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:11:34] <arti> tama, go east <reply> You are in a maze of rooms, all alike. There are passages to the north, south, east, and west.
[06:09:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:09:18] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> sniffs you $digit times before getting closer
[06:08:41] <chromas> nobody's likely to accidentally that
[06:08:25] <systemd> the channel $itself is gay.
[06:08:24] <chromas> //markov
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[06:07:53] <chromas> she cried your name!
[06:07:43] * tama cries arti
[06:07:43] * arti spanks tama
[06:07:42] * tama slips a finger up arti
[06:07:42] * arti spanks tama
[06:07:40] * tama slips a finger up arti
[06:07:40] * arti spanks tama
[06:07:32] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:07:32] <arti> tama, spanks tama <action> $action $who
[06:07:30] * chromas spanks tama with a cactus
[06:07:26] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that spanks tama <action> $actions $who
[06:07:26] <arti> tama, forget that
[06:07:22] * tama $actions arti
[06:07:22] * arti spanks tama
[06:07:13] <systemd> chromas: I don't think so, Tim
[06:07:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:07:12] <chromas> //test
[06:07:12] <arti> tama, spanks tama <action> $actions $who
[06:07:10] <chromas> /test
[06:06:32] <chromas> it's a supybot
[06:06:25] <chromas> oh it's too many characters. Can only be one in that slut
[06:06:23] <arti> i'm not sure if it responds to the ops as channel ops
[06:06:12] <arti> you running an eggdrop or what?
[06:06:07] <chromas> wtf
[06:06:03] <systemd> chromas: I'm not sure what to make of that
[06:06:02] <chromas> //markov
[06:05:55] <systemd> chromas: No
[06:05:54] <chromas> //test
[06:05:50] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:05:50] <arti> tama, add value ejaculation skittles
[06:05:19] <ciri> arti, Where's tama, add value endearment sweetheart.
[06:05:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:05:18] <arti> tama, add value ejaculation frothy whale chud
[06:05:07] <tama> "The Operation Succeeded" would be a nice name for a rock band.
[06:05:07] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[06:05:07] <chromas> \config reload
[06:05:04] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:05:04] <arti> tama, add value ejaculation bubbles
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[06:04:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:04:12] <arti> tama, add value action cries
[06:03:47] <chromas> Yeah the all-in-one bots have so much going on
[06:03:43] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:43] <arti> tama, add value action program
[06:03:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:34] <arti> tama, add value action crawl
[06:03:30] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:30] <arti> tama, add value action spank
[06:03:27] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:27] <arti> tama, add value action poke
[06:03:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:11] <arti> tama, create var action
[06:03:07] * tama slips a finger up chromas
[06:03:07] * chromas spanks tama
[06:02:59] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:02:59] <chromas> tama, spanks tama <action> slips a finger up $who
[06:02:24] * chromas spanks tama
[06:02:20] * chromas pokes tama
[06:02:12] * arti pets ciri
[06:02:03] <ciri> ^ Pipedot article: robo brain will teach robots everything from the ridiculousness of having anything useful with it.
[06:02:02] <arti> i'm still wrapping my brain around this
[06:01:43] <arti> oh yes, the permissions
[06:01:35] <tama> Sorry, chromas, you don't have permissions to edit 'planguage'.
[06:01:35] <chromas> tama, add value planguage Pascal
[06:00:50] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:50] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> sniffs $who
[06:00:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:41] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> rolls over
[06:00:20] * tama hides from arti
[06:00:20] * arti pets tama
[06:00:17] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:17] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> meows at $who
[06:00:10] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:10] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> hides from $who
[06:00:05] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:05] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> hisses at $who
[05:59:58] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:59:58] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> is feeling $mood
[05:59:29] * tama rubs against arti's leg
[05:59:29] * arti pets tama
[05:59:27] * tama purrs
[05:59:27] * arti pets tama
[05:59:26] * tama purrs
[05:59:26] * arti pets tama
[05:59:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:59:22] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> rubs against $who's leg
[05:59:14] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that pets tama <action> rubs against $whos leg
[05:59:14] <arti> tama, forget that
[05:59:05] * tama rubs against $whos leg
[05:59:05] * arti pets tama
[05:59:03] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:59:03] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> rubs against $whos leg
[05:58:58] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that pets tama <action> rubs against $who<'s> leg
[05:58:58] <arti> tama, forget that
[05:58:52] * tama rubs against arti<'s> leg
[05:58:52] * arti pets tama
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[05:58:49] * tama purrs
[05:58:49] * arti pets tama
[05:58:47] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:58:46] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> rubs against $who<'s> leg
[05:58:09] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:58:09] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> purrs
[05:57:42] * tama high fives arti
[05:57:42] * arti high fives tama
[05:57:39] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:57:39] <arti> tama, high fives tama <action> high fives $who
[05:57:27] * arti high fives tama
[05:57:20] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:57:20] <arti> tama, high fives $to <action> high fives $who
[05:56:56] * arti high fives tama
[05:56:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:56:50] <arti> tama, high five <action> high fives $who
[05:54:50] <tama> some women hate being called fuckface
[05:54:50] <arti> tama, some women
[05:54:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:54:46] <arti> tama, some women <hate> being called $endearment
[05:53:52] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:53:52] <arti> tama, add value endearment sweetheart
[05:53:45] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:53:45] <arti> tama, add value endearment sugar
[05:53:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:53:41] <arti> tama, add value endearment fuckface
[05:53:31] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:53:30] <arti> tama, create var endearment
[05:53:26] <tama> I cannot access that data.
[05:53:26] <arti> tama, create var $endearment
[05:52:19] <tama> apparently when you died some is hole looted your corpse.
[05:48:43] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[05:48:43] <arti> tama, people in $place live in $nouns
[05:46:47] <tama> arti: That was 'meow' (#816): <action> o.o
[05:46:47] <arti> tama, what was that
[05:46:03] * tama o.o
[05:46:03] <arti> tama, meow
[05:45:58] <arti> meow
[05:45:52] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:45:52] <arti> tama, meow <action> avoids $who
[05:45:31] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:45:31] <arti> tama, meow <action> pets $who
[05:45:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:45:22] <arti> tama, meow <action> o.o
[05:43:59] <ciri> Where's tama, add value planguage cobol.
[05:43:57] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:57] <arti> tama, add value language Gaelic
[05:43:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:53] <arti> tama, add value language French
[05:43:47] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:47] <arti> tama, add value language Russian
[05:43:45] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:45] <arti> tama, add value language Japanese
[05:43:43] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:43] <arti> tama, add value language German
[05:43:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:41] <arti> tama, add value language English
[05:43:31] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:31] <arti> tama, add value planguage Perl
[05:43:27] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:27] <arti> tama, add value planguage Lisp
[05:43:19] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:18] <arti> tama, add value planguage PHP
[05:43:15] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:15] <arti> tama, add value planguage Python
[05:43:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:12] <arti> tama, add value planguage Haskell
[05:43:09] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:09] <arti> tama, add value planguage VC++
[05:43:04] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:04] <arti> tama, add value planguage VB
[05:42:58] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:57] <arti> tama, add value planguage COBOL
[05:42:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:53] <arti> tama, add value planguage C++
[05:42:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:51] <arti> tama, add value planguage C
[05:42:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:22] <arti> tama, create var language
[05:42:01] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:01] <arti> tama, create var planguage
[05:41:58] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[05:41:58] <arti> tama, create var $planguage
[05:37:18] <tama> it is not appropriate to put lemon juice on a vagina prior to eating it
[05:33:46] <chromas> That's probably it 😃
[05:32:50] <arti> maybe it's because he's in the southern hemisphere
[05:32:39] <chromas> I think just the ones JamesNZ gives
[05:31:37] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[05:31:36] <arti> how many begin with \o
[05:31:35] <chromas> Kind of ruins high fives
[05:31:20] <chromas> Also should probably change the bot prefix from backslash
[05:28:42] <arti> we need to write a daemon that resets the religious bit system wide
[05:28:19] <arti> legitimate persecution
[05:27:56] <chromas> Poor christians
[05:23:18] <tama> big boobs are great, but being caught out gawping at them in public gatherings is unacceptable
[05:19:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Iraqi TV Host Breaks Down in Tears at Plight of Christians - YouTube
[05:19:27] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:09:16] <tama> exceptions are awesome, except when they're exceptionally exceptional
[04:06:02] <arti> :D
[04:06:00] <arti> greetings sirs
[04:02:15] <tama> crutchy drinks blood.
[03:59:08] <chromas> Frowning face icon dot pee en jee
[03:58:37] <ciri> chromas: Bender: karma - ciri: spank systemd.
[03:58:36] <chromas> Ciri: spank systemd
[03:58:33] <ciri> chromas: <Chromas> ciri: spank systemd.
[03:58:31] <chromas> Ciri: spank systemd
[03:58:08] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[03:58:08] <chromas> tama: spank systemd
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[02:16:12] <tama> you verb z
[02:13:00] <chromas> chickens also like eggs
[02:11:11] <tama> chickens are cannibals when given the opportunity
[02:08:00] <chromas> lol
[02:07:11] <tama> Your mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
[02:03:50] * tama hands chromas a stick to poke arti back in exchange for a mustache ride
[02:03:50] * chromas gives tama a mustache ride
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[01:23:10] <tama> laxatives is something the internet needs to function
[01:19:54] * tama is now carrying a tear for Opera, but dropped the Simpsons.
[01:19:54] * chromas gives tama a tear for Opera
[01:05:09] <tama> The sed function for exec is hooked up to 600 units >;-d.
[01:01:28] * tama is now carrying communication skillz, but dropped a sponge bath.
[01:01:28] * chromas gives tama communication skillz
[01:01:17] <systemd> chromas: No, sir, I didn't like it
[01:01:16] <chromas> \nigger
[01:01:13] <systemd> chromas: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
[01:01:12] <chromas> \markov give
[01:01:08] <systemd> chromas: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
[01:01:08] <chromas> \markov give
[01:01:04] <systemd> tama is an easy lay
[01:01:03] <chromas> \markov tama