# | Logs for 2014-08-29

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[03:22:24] <chromas> :/
[03:22:25] <chromas> 900?
[03:22:29] <arti> wat
[03:22:38] <chromas> ~SedBot900@0::1
[03:22:39] <ciri> $Blacklist unset *!*@0::1 privmsg #.
[03:22:40] <chromas> missing a 1
[03:22:42] <arti> oh, maybe its like a terminator
[03:22:45] <chromas> lol @ ciri
[03:22:45] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[03:22:48] <arti> slightly newer than arnie
[03:22:58] <arti> LOL
[03:25:55] <chromas> s
[03:25:57] <chromas> s/s/x/
[03:26:02] <chromas> the script dies
[03:27:35] <chromas> s
[03:27:36] <chromas> s/s/x/
[03:27:48] <chromas> error: Invalid range end: /^([A-}][-0-9A-}]*)[:,] s(.*)/
[03:28:53] <arti> chugbuh!
[03:29:13] <arti> arooo chugbuh
[03:29:14] <chromas> Same script as before; maybe gawk on Suse is different somehow
[03:29:29] <arti> is that some gnu awk?
[03:29:35] <chromas> yeah
[03:29:44] <chromas> for the sedbot script
[03:29:52] <arti> transpose that shit and you've got something crazy delicious
[03:30:10] <arti> gwak *hand gesture*
[03:30:20] <arti> !dow
[03:30:27] <arti> wat
[03:30:30] <chromas> lol
[03:30:30] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[03:30:33] <chromas> gwak++
[03:30:33] <Bender> karma - gwak: 1
[03:30:47] <chromas> tama be missin' yo
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[06:17:52] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[06:17:52] <monopoly> ^ 03TotalBiscuit and PressHeart Play Sacrifice - TGS - YouTube
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[07:10:32] -!- mode/# [+o crutchy] by juggler
[07:10:54] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[07:11:56] <chromas> ~sed on :D
[07:11:59] <chromas> ~sed on
[07:12:01] <exec> sed enabled for 10#
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[07:29:22] <arti> tama, what's up?
[07:29:22] <tama> I don't know
[07:30:06] <crutchy> tama, arti is jebus
[07:30:06] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[07:32:14] <arti> lol
[07:32:20] <arti> well kudos on the deploy
[07:34:14] <crutchy> deploy?
[07:34:45] <crutchy> ~location crutchy
[07:34:46] <exec> *** location "crutchy" = "traralgon, victoria, australia"
[07:35:06] <chromas> tama, inventory
[07:35:06] <tama> I am carrying nothing.
[07:35:09] <crutchy> ~time traralgon, victoria, australia
[07:35:14] * chromas gives tama the nothing
[07:35:14] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[07:35:14] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 29 August 2014, 7:35 am
[07:35:21] * chromas gives tama the emptiness
[07:35:21] * tama is now carrying the emptiness.
[07:35:27] * chromas gives tama pussy-in-a-box
[07:35:27] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[07:35:39] * arti gives tama a giant throbbing letter C
[07:35:39] * tama now contains a giant throbbing letter C.
[07:35:54] * crutchy gives tama TheMightyToiletBrushOfDeath
[07:35:54] * tama now contains TheMightyToiletBrushOfDeath.
[07:36:14] * arti gives tama a sword of enfattening
[07:36:14] * tama is now carrying a sword of enfattening.
[07:36:36] * crutchy gives tama an enfattened sword
[07:36:36] * tama now contains an enfattened sword.
[07:37:13] * chromas gives tama diarrhea
[07:37:13] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[07:40:59] <tama> ribs are best enjoyed with breasts
[07:44:51] <crutchy> ~time
[07:44:56] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 5:44 am riday - (GMT+10) Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[07:45:12] <crutchy> riday?
[07:46:46] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:46:52] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 3:46 am riday - (EDT) Time in New York, NY
[07:46:54] <arti> ya
[07:47:13] <crutchy> that's weird
[07:48:39] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:48:39] <tama> "Time New York" would make a good name for a band.
[07:48:44] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 12:00 am lass="g"><div><di - class="_rkc _Peb">3:48 AM</div><div class="_HOb _Qeb"> Friday, <span style="white-space:nowrap">August 29, 2014</span> (EDT) </div><span class="_HOb _Qeb"> Time in New York, NY </span></div></div>
[07:48:58] <crutchy> hmm the F is def there
[07:49:43] <crutchy> there's some weirdness in there
[07:50:53] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:50:58] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 12:00 am lass="g"><div><di - class="_rkc _Peb">3:50 AM</div><div class="_HOb _Qeb"> Friday, <span style="white-space:nowrap">August 29, 2014</span> (EDT) </div><span class="_HOb _Qeb"> Time in New York, NY </span></div></div>
[07:52:44] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:52:49] <exec> <div id="ires"><ol><li class="g"><div><div class="_Tsb _HOb _Qeb"><div class="_rkc _Peb">3:52 AM</div><div class="_HOb _Qeb"> Friday, <span style="white-space:nowrap">August 29, 2014</span> (EDT) </div><span class="_HOb _Qeb"> Time in New York, NY </span></div></div>
[07:53:56] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:54:01] <exec> 3:53 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (EDT) Time in New York, NY
[07:57:59] <tama> Probably bad hardware. So on comments the * to make complete sentences are overrated poop.
[07:58:56] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:59:01] <exec> 3:58 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (EDT) Time in New York, NY
[07:59:02] <ciri> Juggs, it actually is so fat and unkempt new orleans floods every time i installed arch there were no man pages.
[08:00:12] <crutchy> ~time new york
[08:00:16] <exec> 4:00 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (EDT) Time in New York, NY
[08:00:30] <crutchy> i guess that's the new format
[08:00:35] <crutchy> ~time
[08:00:41] <exec> 6:00 PM Friday, August 29, 2014 (GMT+10) Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:00:53] <crutchy> now just gotta change the format string
[08:01:16] <chromas> Which is better? Shared db between channels? Or one per?
[08:01:58] <chromas> crutchy: you could probably pass that into a php function and have it reformat it however you want
[08:02:00] <crutchy> db for what?
[08:02:07] <chromas> quotes and stuff
[08:02:19] <chromas> setting up a supybot
[08:02:32] <crutchy> i got a convert_google_location_time function in time_lib.php that converts the string into a timestamp
[08:02:36] <arti> uh, there's merit to either way
[08:02:46] <arti> what
[08:02:51] <arti> like a unix timestamp?
[08:02:56] <crutchy> yeah
[08:03:14] <crutchy> actally it builds an array
[08:03:22] <crutchy> one of the elements is a unix timestamp
[08:03:24] <arti> time()
[08:04:06] <arti> i'll have to look at the code
[08:04:10] <arti> i'm tired heh
[08:04:15] <crutchy> ~time arti
[08:04:20] <exec> 1:04 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (PDT) Time in Santa Ana, CA 92707
[08:04:27] <chromas> ~time bomb
[08:04:30] <crutchy> ooh late there
[08:04:33] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 29 August 2014, 8:04 am
[08:04:54] <chromas> it switces from late to early in 2.5 hours
[08:05:33] <crutchy> used to be that google didn't give the date
[08:05:43] <crutchy> format was: 9:07pm Sunday (EST) - Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:05:54] <crutchy> now its: 6:00 PM Friday, August 29, 2014 (GMT+10) Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:06:17] <crutchy> previously i had to build the date from the time and tz
[08:07:21] <crutchy> hmm actually from the day and time
[08:08:03] <arti> aah, i see
[08:09:12] <crutchy> will be a bit easier now
[08:09:15] <crutchy> google++
[08:09:15] <Bender> karma - google: 0
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[08:11:10] <chromas> \quit
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[08:14:59] <tama> they are not human
[08:15:23] <crutchy> BendAir?
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[08:15:27] <crutchy> d
[08:15:47] <crutchy> you have a tama now too chromas :D
[08:16:04] <chromas> except some of the plugins won't load :(
[08:16:06] <chromas> I mean
[08:16:11] <arti> say nigger
[08:16:11] <tama> Nigger!
[08:16:27] <crutchy> so its a PupyBot
[08:16:27] <chromas> \say herp
[08:16:28] <BendAid> herp
[08:16:28] * arti waits for ethanol to appear
[08:16:47] <chromas> You have to say it three times in front of an echo bot
[08:16:54] <crutchy> have you been plotting his join times?
[08:17:04] <arti> lol no
[08:17:09] <arti> just yours, sweetie
[08:17:11] <arti> ^_~
[08:17:28] <crutchy> that's disturbment
[08:18:06] <arti> sleep tight
[08:18:27] <crutchy> night arti
[08:19:14] <BendAid> night
[08:19:56] <crutchy> we need a lazarus bot with a sexy gui
[08:20:03] <chromas> hey yeah
[08:20:16] <chromas> This has time, weather, quotes, rss feeds
[08:20:36] <chromas> \list quote
[08:20:36] <BendAid> chromas: add, change, get, random, remove, search, and stats
[08:20:42] <chromas> \random
[08:20:42] <BendAid> chromas: Error: The command "random" is available in the Dict and Quote plugins. Please specify the plugin whose command you wish to call by using its name as a command before "random".
[08:20:56] <chromas> \stats
[08:20:56] <BendAid> chromas: I have 1 registered users with 0 registered hostmasks; 1 owner and 0 admins.
[08:21:23] <chromas> /doto #Soylent is also not a bot
[08:22:31] <chromas> \grab crutchy
[08:22:32] <BendAid> Wish I knew.
[08:22:37] <chromas> \get crutchy
[08:22:37] <BendAid> chromas: Error: The command "get" is available in the Lart, Praise, Quote, Success, and Topic plugins. Please specify the plugin whose command you wish to call by using its name as a command before "get".
[08:22:44] <chromas> god dammit
[08:22:49] <chromas> \praise crutchy
[08:22:49] <BendAid> chromas: Error: There are no praises in my database for #.
[08:22:55] <crutchy> \weather
[08:22:56] <BendAid> crutchy: (weather <US zip code | US/Canada city, state | Foreign city, country>) -- Returns the approximate weather conditions for a given city.
[08:23:14] <crutchy> \weather melbourne, australia
[08:23:15] <BendAid> crutchy: The current temperature in AO-SC3, Melbourne, Victoria is 54.7F (6:21 PM EST on August 29, 2014). Conditions: Mostly Cloudy. Humidity: 83%. Dew Point: 50.0F. Pressure: 30.33 in 1027 hPa (Steady).
[08:23:17] <chromas> Apparently I have to populate some DBs first
[08:23:20] <crutchy> ooh!
[08:23:21] <ciri> Ooh noice :d.
[08:23:22] <crutchy> :D
[08:23:29] <chromas> \markov
[08:23:30] <BendAid> This has time, weather, quotes, rss feeds
[08:23:46] <crutchy> ~weather melbourne, australia
[08:23:53] <exec> weather for 10Melbourne Regional Office, VIC, Australia at 2:59 am (riday) ~ 204 mins ago: temp: 1014.2°C (57.6°F), dp: 108.2°C (46.8°F), press: 101027.5 mb (-2 mb/180 mins), humid: 1067%, wind: 10(no data) @ 100°
[08:24:12] <chromas> Yours has colors
[08:24:16] <chromas> s/or/our/
[08:24:17] <exec> <chromas> Yours has colours
[08:24:21] <chromas> \sed
[08:24:22] <BendAid> I don't have a clue.
[08:24:25] <chromas> \sedbot
[08:24:26] <BendAid> No idea.
[08:24:26] <chromas> aw
[08:24:39] <crutchy> \activate-sed-action
[08:24:40] <BendAid> Dunno, crutchy.
[08:24:50] <crutchy> \activate-sed-on-sed-action
[08:24:51] <BendAid> I don't know.
[08:25:25] <chromas> test++
[08:25:25] <Bender> karma - test: 1
[08:25:29] <chromas> ++test
[08:25:33] <chromas> \++test
[08:25:33] <BendAid> I don't know.
[08:25:37] <chromas> \test++
[08:25:38] <BendAid> Dunno!
[08:25:40] <chromas> \list karma
[08:25:40] <BendAid> chromas: Error: 'karma' is not a valid plugin.
[08:25:47] <chromas> must be disabled or something
[08:25:59] * chromas has points but won't admit it
[08:27:20] <chromas> http://google.com
[08:27:20] <monopoly> ^ 03Google ( https://www.google.com )
[08:27:21] <BendAid> Title: Google (at google.com)
[08:27:22] <BendAid> Title: Google (at www.google.com)
[08:27:28] <chromas> hehe
[08:29:22] <chromas> all our bots could be replaced with one…dun dun dun!
[08:29:27] <chromas> /kick BendAid
[08:29:46] <crutchy> sounds good to me
[08:30:05] <crutchy> exec is only working half the time :p
[08:30:06] <ciri> crutchy, Yo shorty. Pick up errors at compile time, but without chnaop exec can't randomly run amok glining people.
[08:30:20] <crutchy> glining people???
[08:30:28] <chromas> \zipinfo 97420
[08:30:37] <arti> wonder if that's like ... some gnu something
[08:30:45] <crutchy> must be people from glinestan
[08:30:48] <BendAid> chromas: Error: Connection timed out.
[08:31:10] <crutchy> \zipinfo my pants
[08:31:10] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: Zip code must be a 5-digit integer.
[08:31:13] <arti> hanglined
[08:31:15] <chromas> \list todo
[08:31:15] <BendAid> chromas: add, change, remove, search, setpriority, and todo
[08:31:23] <chromas> \todo
[08:31:23] <BendAid> chromas: You have no tasks in your todo list.
[08:31:44] <chromas> \todo add zipinfo my pants
[08:31:44] <BendAid> chromas: The operation succeeded. (Todo #1 added)
[08:33:48] <chromas> \quote get arti
[08:33:48] <BendAid> chromas: Error: 'arti' is not a valid id.
[08:33:53] <chromas> \quote get
[08:33:53] <BendAid> chromas: (quote get [<channel>] <id>) -- Gets the quote with id <id> from the quote database for <channel>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[08:33:55] <arti> !dow
[08:33:56] <chromas> \quote add
[08:33:56] <BendAid> chromas: (quote add [<channel>] <text>) -- Adds <text> to the quote database for <channel>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[08:33:56] <ciri> True Happiness stems only from Duty.
[08:34:11] <chromas> I know there's a grab in there somewhere
[08:35:14] <crutchy> \grope chromas
[08:35:14] <BendAid> No idea!
[08:36:33] <chromas> \seen arti
[08:36:33] <BendAid> chromas: arti was last seen in # 2 minutes and 37 seconds ago: <arti> !dow
[08:36:39] <chromas> \seen aqu4
[08:36:39] <BendAid> chromas: I have not seen aqu4.
[08:36:43] <arti> !seen chromas
[08:36:44] <ciri> arti, chromas is right here!
[08:36:56] <arti> !lastline
[08:36:58] <arti> !last
[08:37:00] <chromas> it's kind of more fun to make the bot though
[08:37:00] <arti> !idle
[08:37:01] <ciri> xlefay hasn't said a word for 30174 minutes :/
[08:37:04] * arti nods
[08:37:27] <arti> !g 30174/60/24
[08:37:27] <ciri> (30 174 / 60) / 24 = 20.9541667
[08:38:25] <crutchy> ~time
[08:38:30] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 6:38 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:38:42] <crutchy> ~time arto
[08:38:45] <crutchy> lol
[08:38:46] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 29 August 2014, 8:38 am
[08:38:50] <crutchy> ~time arti
[08:38:54] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 1:38 am PDT - Santa Ana, CA 92707
[08:39:47] <crutchy> ~time arti
[08:39:52] <exec> 1:39 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (PDT) Time in Santa Ana, CA 92707
[08:39:52] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 1:39 am PDT - Santa Ana, CA 92707
[08:40:11] <chromas> Did you have a good sleep, arti? :D
[08:40:31] * crutchy was a bit worried the timezone would be buggy
[08:40:34] <arti> not yet ^^
[08:40:39] <crutchy> ~time hawaii
[08:40:43] <exec> 10:40 PM Thursday, August 28, 2014 (HST) Time in Hawaii
[08:40:43] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 10:40 pm HST - Hawaii
[08:40:45] <ciri> Sunday, 17 august 2014 @ 10:25 pm aest - traralgon vic, australia.
[08:41:20] <arti> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[08:41:21] <BendAid> Title: Devout Sikh wears the world's largest turban that takes six hours to put on and weighs 100lb | Mail Online (at www.dailymail.co.uk)
[08:43:45] <crutchy> randomly_blowing_assfuls_of_milo_at_people++
[08:43:45] <Bender> karma - randomly_blowing_assfuls_of_milo_at_people: 1
[08:46:26] * chromas makes his own chocolate beverage
[08:48:23] <chromas> Oh. Just saw the g'day
[08:48:24] <ciri> chromas: Oh noes!! We lost dogfart!!!!!
[08:48:53] <chromas> !grab ciri
[08:48:53] <Bender> Added quote 43
[08:49:46] <crutchy> ~define dogfart
[08:49:49] <arti> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[08:49:49] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:49:50] <monopoly> ^ 03Alicia Cipicchio killed at Burning Man after she was hit by a bus | Mail Online
[08:49:50] <BendAid> Title: Alicia Cipicchio killed at Burning Man after she was hit by a bus | Mail Online (at www.dailymail.co.uk)
[08:49:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3dogfart: A cult dedicated to tiny, hot, white girls getting fucked by one or more hefty black men with enormous penises.
[08:49:54] <arti> thunderdome :D
[08:49:56] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 6:01 pm (GMT+10) ~ 48 mins ago: temp: 1013.9°C (57°F), dp: 109.3°C (48.7°F), press: 101027.5 mb (+0.4 mb/60 mins), humid: 1073%, wind: 106.4 km/h (4 mph) @ 1090°
[08:51:03] <crutchy> ~time chromas
[08:51:08] <exec> 1:51 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (PDT) Time in Walla Walla, WA
[08:51:09] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 1:51 am PDT - Walla Walla, WA
[08:51:14] <crutchy> ~time
[08:51:19] <exec> 6:51 PM Friday, August 29, 2014 (GMT+10) Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:51:19] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 6:51 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:51:33] <crutchy> hmm wonder why it doesn't say AEST anymore?
[08:52:29] <crutchy> \weather walla walla, wa
[08:52:30] <BendAid> crutchy: The current temperature in Whitman, Walla Walla, Washington is 68.4F (1:45 AM PDT on August 29, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 47%. Dew Point: 48.2F. Pressure: 29.95 in 1014 hPa (Rising).
[08:52:45] <crutchy> ~weather chromas
[08:52:51] <exec> weather for 10Walla Walla-Whitman College, WA, United States Of America at 12:28 am (PDT) ~ 84 mins ago: temp: 1021.1°C (70°F), dp: 106.7°C (44°F), press: 101014.2 mb (+0.7 mb/60 mins), humid: 1039%, wind: 103.2 km/h (2 mph) @ 10155°
[08:53:26] <crutchy> wow yours is much betterer chromas. more than an hour ahead of exec
[08:53:57] <chromas> Thanks, I downloaded and installed it myself
[08:54:01] <chromas> :D
[08:54:20] <crutchy> does it have a data source in config file?
[08:55:03] <crutchy> \weather berlin
[08:55:07] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
[08:55:14] <crutchy> \weather berlin, germany
[08:55:14] <tama> http://weatherberlingermany.tumblr.com
[08:55:15] <BendAid> crutchy: The current temperature in Berolinastr., Berlin-Mitte, Berlin, Germany is 66.7F (10:55 AM CEST on August 29, 2014). Conditions: Mostly Cloudy. Humidity: 64%. Dew Point: 53.6F. Pressure: 29.95 in 1014 hPa (Steady).
[08:55:21] <chromas> I think it's in the source. I'll check in a bit
[08:55:40] <crutchy> \weather scott, antarctica
[08:55:44] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
[08:55:51] <crutchy> ~weather scott antarctica
[08:55:53] <exec> weather for "scott antarctica" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[08:55:56] <crutchy> hmm
[08:56:02] <crutchy> ~weather antarctica
[08:56:05] <chromas> Yours is smarter though
[08:56:10] <exec> weather for 10Harry, West Antarctica, Antarctica (the territory South of 60 deg S) at 2014-08-29 08:00:00 (UTC) ~ 54 mins ago: temp: 10-12.5°C (9.5°F), dp: 10(no data), press: 10993.9 mb (-0.2 mb/30 mins), humid: 10(no data), wind: 10(no data) @ 100°
[08:56:15] <chromas> Can do aliases and stuff
[08:56:33] <crutchy> i like the \weather one cos its much more currrent
[08:56:45] <crutchy> better data source than aprs
[08:56:56] <crutchy> \weather Harry, West Antarctica
[08:56:57] <BendAid> crutchy: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
[08:57:09] <crutchy> hmm
[08:57:24] <crutchy> \weather traralgon, australia
[08:57:25] <BendAid> crutchy: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
[08:57:48] <crutchy> \weather alice springs, australia
[08:57:49] <BendAid> crutchy: The current temperature in Mount Johns, Alice Springs, Alice Springs, Northern Territory is 71.6F (6:27 PM CST on August 29, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 22%. Dew Point: 30.2F. Pressure: 30.12 in 1020 hPa (Falling).
[08:58:35] <crutchy> ~time harry west antactica
[08:58:40] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 29 August 2014, 8:58 am
[09:02:00] <chromas> Would be funny if g'day purposely always gave you good stuff
[09:02:01] <ciri> chromas, Ar, shatner's funny. "Let me magically type a few details.
[09:03:51] <crutchy> we can make it give whatever we want ;)
[09:06:16] <crutchy> \list
[09:06:16] <BendAid> crutchy: Admin, Alias, Anonymous, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelStats, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Games, Geekquote, Google, Grasshoppaz, Infobot, Internet, Lart, Later, Linux, Markov, Math, Memo, Minstrel, Misc, Network, News, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Praise, Protector, Python, Quote, RSS, RawLogger, Reply, Rhyme, Scheduler, Seen, Status, String, Success, (1 more message)
[09:06:25] <crutchy> more
[09:06:30] <crutchy> \more
[09:06:30] <BendAid> crutchy: Supybot, Tail, Time, Todo, Topic, URL, Unix, User, Weather, Web, WordStats, and Zipinfo
[09:06:48] <crutchy> wholly carp that's a lot
[09:08:55] <crutchy> \nickometer
[09:08:55] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "crutchy" is 0.0%.
[09:10:03] <crutchy> aww my nick is lame
[09:10:14] <crutchy> \network
[09:10:15] <BendAid> Wish I knew!
[09:10:22] <crutchy> \channel
[09:10:22] <BendAid> crutchy: (channel [<channel>] <name> [<value>]) -- If <value> is given, sets the channel configuration variable for <name> to <value> for <channel>. Otherwise, returns the current channel configuration value of <name>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[09:10:35] <crutchy> \channel #
[09:10:35] <BendAid> crutchy: (channel [<channel>] <name> [<value>]) -- If <value> is given, sets the channel configuration variable for <name> to <value> for <channel>. Otherwise, returns the current channel configuration value of <name>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[09:10:43] <crutchy> \channel # mode
[09:10:44] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: 'supybot.mode' is not a valid configuration variable.
[09:10:50] <crutchy> meh
[09:10:59] <crutchy> \dcc
[09:11:00] <BendAid> No idea, crutchy.
[09:11:07] <crutchy> \plugin
[09:11:07] <BendAid> crutchy: (plugin <command>) -- Returns the plugin(s) that <command> is in.
[09:11:20] <crutchy> \plugin protector
[09:11:20] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There is no command "protector".
[09:11:26] <crutchy> \protector
[09:11:27] <ciri> Arti is a kernel upgrade restarts.
[09:11:27] <BendAid> I don't know, crutchy.
[09:11:40] <crutchy> \user
[09:11:40] <BendAid> crutchy: (user [<channel>] <name>) -- Returns the last time <name> was seen and what <name> was last seen saying. This looks up <name> in the user seen database, which means that it could be any nick recognized as user <name> that was seen. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[09:11:47] <chromas> No it means your nick isn't lame
[09:11:49] <crutchy> ooh
[09:12:00] <crutchy> \user # crutchy
[09:12:00] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: I can't find crutchy in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[09:12:15] <chromas> Like if it has 666 er something
[09:12:15] <crutchy> \user #soylent crutchy
[09:12:15] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: I can't find crutchy in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[09:12:38] <crutchy> \nickometer ncommander
[09:12:38] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "ncommander" is 0.0%.
[09:12:47] <crutchy> \nickometer bot
[09:12:47] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "bot" is 0.0%.
[09:12:54] <crutchy> \nickometer lame
[09:12:54] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "lame" is 61.6%.
[09:12:57] <crutchy> lol
[09:13:03] <crutchy> \nickometer poonus
[09:13:04] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "poonus" is 0.0%.
[09:13:10] <crutchy> \nickometer me
[09:13:10] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "me" is 0.0%.
[09:13:16] <crutchy> \nickometer poo
[09:13:16] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "poo" is 0.0%.
[09:13:20] <crutchy> \nickometer wtf
[09:13:20] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "wtf" is 0.0%.
[09:13:32] <crutchy> \nickometer a
[09:13:32] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "a" is 0.0%.
[09:13:36] <crutchy> \nickometer zzz
[09:13:36] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "zzz" is 0.0%.
[09:13:47] <crutchy> aww can't find a lame nice
[09:13:50] <crutchy> *nick
[09:13:55] <chromas> \nickometer h4x0r666l33t69
[09:13:55] <BendAid> chromas: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "h4x0r666l33t69" is 99.97%.
[09:14:02] <crutchy> lol
[09:14:31] <crutchy> \alias
[09:14:32] <BendAid> Dunno!
[09:14:49] <crutchy> \dict
[09:14:50] <BendAid> crutchy: (dict [<dictionary>] <word>) -- Looks up the definition of <word> on dict.org's dictd server.
[09:14:56] <crutchy> ooh
[09:15:06] <crutchy> \dict splodge
[09:15:08] <BendAid> crutchy: wn: splodge n 1: an irregularly shaped spot [syn: {blotch}, {splodge}, {splotch}]
[09:16:19] <chromas> \reload
[09:16:19] <BendAid> chromas: (reload <plugin>) -- Unloads and subsequently reloads the plugin by name; use the 'list' command to see a list of the currently loaded plugins.
[09:16:29] <crutchy> \owner
[09:16:30] <BendAid> I don't know.
[09:16:35] <crutchy> \help
[09:16:35] <BendAid> crutchy: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
[09:16:38] <chromas> \rehash
[09:16:38] <BendAid> Dunno.
[09:16:41] <crutchy> \help owner
[09:16:41] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There is no command "owner".
[09:16:48] <crutchy> \help admin
[09:16:49] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There is no command "admin".
[09:16:56] <crutchy> \help help
[09:16:56] <BendAid> crutchy: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
[09:17:04] <crutchy> \help help help
[09:17:04] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There is no command "help help".
[09:17:12] <crutchy> \help plugin
[09:17:12] <BendAid> crutchy: (plugin <command>) -- Returns the plugin(s) that <command> is in.
[09:17:20] <chromas> \list owner
[09:17:20] <BendAid> chromas: announce, defaultcapability, defaultplugin, disable, enable, flush, ircquote, load, log, quit, reload, rename, unload, unrename, and upkeep
[09:17:36] <crutchy> \later
[09:17:37] <BendAid> Dunno!
[09:17:41] <crutchy> \lart
[09:17:41] <BendAid> crutchy: (lart [<channel>] [<id>] <who|what> [for <reason>]) -- Uses the Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool on <who|what> (for <reason>, if given). If <id> is given, uses that specific lart. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[09:17:47] <crutchy> lol
[09:17:48] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[09:17:54] <crutchy> \lart crutchy
[09:17:54] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There are no larts in my database for #.
[09:18:15] <crutchy> \lart crutchy
[09:18:15] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There are no larts in my database for #.
[09:18:46] <crutchy> \infobot
[09:18:47] <BendAid> No idea, crutchy.
[09:18:50] <crutchy> \internet
[09:18:51] <BendAid> I have no idea.
[09:19:09] <crutchy> \list
[09:19:09] <BendAid> crutchy: Admin, Alias, Anonymous, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelStats, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Games, Geekquote, Google, Grasshoppaz, Infobot, Internet, Lart, Later, Linux, Markov, Math, Memo, Minstrel, Misc, Network, News, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Praise, Protector, Python, Quote, RSS, RawLogger, Reply, Rhyme, Scheduler, Seen, Status, String, Success, (1 more message)
[09:19:14] <crutchy> \string
[09:19:15] <BendAid> Bugger all, I dunno.
[09:19:21] <crutchy> \success
[09:19:22] <BendAid> Wish I knew!
[09:19:27] <crutchy> \python
[09:19:28] <BendAid> No idea, crutchy.
[09:19:29] <ciri> ^ [Python] uidchecker.py - pastebin.com/foobarbazbot/sedbot.
[09:19:37] <crutchy> \rawlogger
[09:19:37] <BendAid> No idea.
[09:19:43] <crutchy> \news
[09:19:43] <BendAid> crutchy: No news for #.
[09:19:47] <crutchy> ooh
[09:19:47] <chromas> \lart monopoly for being a faggot
[09:19:47] <BendAid> chromas: Error: There are no larts in my database for #.
[09:19:59] <crutchy> \news #soylent
[09:19:59] <BendAid> crutchy: No news for #soylent.
[09:20:05] <crutchy> \quote
[09:20:06] <BendAid> No idea.
[09:20:14] <crutchy> \rss
[09:20:15] <BendAid> crutchy: (rss <url> [<number of headlines>]) -- Gets the title components of the given RSS feed. If <number of headlines> is given, return only that many headlines.
[09:20:23] <crutchy> ooh
[09:20:42] <crutchy> could stick BendAid in #rss-bot
[09:21:08] <crutchy> should get exec's rss/atom feeder going
[09:21:34] * crutchy really wants to make a SN comment feed
[09:22:56] <chromas> That would be most excellent
[09:26:01] <tama> reference is panties
[09:26:39] * chromas gives tama granny panties
[09:26:39] * tama is now carrying granny panties.
[09:27:55] * chromas gives tama Alice rape kit
[09:27:55] * tama now contains Alice rape kit.
[09:29:06] * chromas gives tama a nigger nugget
[09:29:06] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[09:29:14] * chromas puts a footlong dong in tama
[09:29:14] * tama now contains a footlong dong.
[09:30:28] <chromas> \nick ding
[09:30:28] BendAid is now known as ding
[09:32:03] <chromas> \dice 1000d10000
[09:32:03] <ding> chromas: Error: You can't roll more than 6 dice.
[09:32:11] <chromas> what?!!!?!!??!!!!11223fourfive
[09:32:22] <chromas> \dice 6d6000
[09:32:22] <ding> chromas: Error: Dice can't have more than 100 sides.
[09:32:29] <chromas> \dice 1d1
[09:32:30] <ding> chromas: Error: Dice can't have fewer than 3 sides.
[09:32:32] <chromas> \dice 1d3
[09:32:32] <ding> chromas: 3
[09:32:52] <chromas> \roulette
[09:32:52] <ding> chromas: *click*
[09:32:56] <chromas> \roulette
[09:32:56] <ding> chromas: *click*
[09:32:58] <chromas> \roulette
[09:32:58] <ding> chromas: *click*
[09:33:03] <chromas> \help roulette
[09:33:04] <ding> chromas: (roulette [spin]) -- Fires the revolver. If the bullet was in the chamber, you're dead. Tell me to spin the chambers and I will.
[09:33:18] <arti> !spin
[09:33:24] <arti> !roulette 5
[09:33:25] <chromas> !sit-and-spin
[09:33:30] <arti> !roulette
[09:33:36] <chromas> !flip
[09:33:42] <arti> !wriggle
[09:33:46] <chromas> !roll 100d10000
[09:33:46] <ciri> chromas rolls 542814
[09:33:51] <chromas> !roll 100d10000000000000000
[09:33:51] <ciri> chromas rolls 646927570
[09:33:56] <chromas> !roll 100d1000000000000000000000000000
[09:33:57] <ciri> chromas rolls -2033263922
[09:34:35] <chromas> hey it kind of sedbots
[09:34:37] <chromas> \s
[09:34:38] <ding> chromas: (s <search> <replace>) -- Searches for the last message with <search> and replaces all instances of <search> with <replace>.
[09:34:50] <chromas> \s s vagina
[09:34:50] <ding> <chromas> \vagina
[09:35:00] <chromas> not as cool though
[09:35:09] <arti> add some glitter to it
[09:35:33] * chromas adds some glitter to tama's vagina
[09:35:41] * chromas puts some glitter in tama's vagina
[09:35:41] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[09:37:08] <chromas> \whois soylentnews.org
[09:37:08] <ding> chromas: Error: The command "whois" is available in the Internet and Network plugins. Please specify the plugin whose command you wish to call by using its name as a command before "whois".
[09:37:19] <chromas> \internet whois soylentnews.org
[09:37:20] <ding> chromas: soylentnews.org <registered at gandi.net> is ok, registered 2014-02-09T01:50:26Z, and updated 2014-04-10T03:46:37Z.
[09:40:20] <ding> Announcement from my owner (chromas): vagina
[09:44:01] <tama> ^ Where is the universal poop slinger.
[09:44:18] <chromas> \markov not
[09:44:19] <ding> not as cool though
[09:44:21] <chromas> \markov not
[09:44:22] <ding> not as cool though
[09:44:24] <chromas> lame
[09:44:33] <crutchy> \markov polov
[09:44:34] <ding> crutchy: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
[09:44:46] <chromas> need input
[09:44:57] <crutchy> \markov johnny 5
[09:44:57] <ding> crutchy: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
[09:48:01] <tama> brownies are not number two.
[10:00:31] <chromas> oh the weather thing remembers the last location you used
[10:01:20] <chromas> lol
[10:01:20] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[10:01:22] <chromas> \source
[10:01:22] <ding> chromas: My source is at http://supybot.com
[10:01:23] <monopoly> ^ 03Supybot | SourceForge.net ( http://sourceforge.net )
[10:01:24] <ding> Title: Supybot | SourceForge.net (at sourceforge.net)
[10:02:09] <crutchy> \weather
[10:02:09] <ding> crutchy: (weather <US zip code | US/Canada city, state | Foreign city, country>) -- Returns the approximate weather conditions for a given city.
[10:02:11] <ciri> ~Weather vostok, aq ~weather barrow, ak.
[10:02:13] <exec> weather for "vostok, aq ~weather barrow, ak." not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[10:02:18] <crutchy> lol
[10:03:31] <chromas> \time vostok, aq
[10:03:31] <ding> chromas: Error: 'aq' is not a valid floating point number.
[10:03:37] <chromas> \time vostok aq
[10:03:37] <ding> chromas: Error: 'aq' is not a valid floating point number.
[10:03:40] <chromas> \time vostok
[10:03:40] <ding> chromas: vostok
[10:03:45] <chromas> \time 69
[10:03:45] <ding> chromas: 04:01 PM, December 31, 1969
[10:03:48] <chromas> oh
[10:07:02] <tama> bisexual people are greedy.
[10:07:48] <chromas> I was going to link you to the wx plugin but I don't see it in the sd page
[10:07:49] <chromas> sf
[10:08:42] <crutchy> ~rehash
[10:08:43] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (63 aliases)
[10:09:00] <crutchy> wx plugin?
[10:09:13] <crutchy> ~comments
[10:09:18] <chromas> weather
[10:10:01] <exec> 50
[10:13:02] <tama> yo mamma is so fat that when she auditioned for king kong hollywood needed a second empire state building to share the load
[10:14:09] <chromas> http://paste.ofcode.org
[10:14:10] <ding> Title: Paste ofCode (at paste.ofcode.org)
[10:14:10] <monopoly> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[10:14:23] <chromas> it's a little fancy
[10:16:03] <chromas> seems to default to hamweather.net
[10:18:01] <crutchy> i think i've seen this website before
[10:18:24] <chromas> apparently the free edition is limited to 750 queries/day
[10:18:30] <chromas> it also does wunderground
[10:19:14] <crutchy> ah. wunderground.com is what i seen before
[10:19:23] <crutchy> wunderground.com looks similar
[10:23:02] <tama> your mom is so fat not even dora can explore her.
[10:29:29] <chromas> tama: your dad is a homosexually gay faggot who takes it up the ass
[10:29:29] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[10:33:02] <tama> a hot water tank is a musical instrument
[10:34:36] <chromas> What
[10:34:53] <chromas> Just need a hammer
[10:37:05] <chromas> Backslash is a bitch from the phone
[10:37:31] <chromas> \nick systemd
[10:37:31] ding is now known as systemd
[10:37:49] <chromas> \ident
[10:37:50] <systemd> No idea!
[10:37:52] <chromas> Aw
[10:38:05] <chromas> \join #soylent
[10:38:51] <chromas> \join #test
[10:42:03] <tama> yo mamma is so fat that when she auditioned for king kong hollywood needed a second empire state building to share the load
[10:42:26] <chromas> -1, redundant
[10:45:54] <chromas> I wonder if I could make it respond to systemctl
[10:49:03] <tama> the view is clear
[10:53:43] <crutchy> ~php strpos
[10:53:43] <exec> mixed strpos( string $haystack , mixed $needle [, int $offset = 0] )
[10:55:34] <chromas> \pydoc trim
[10:55:35] <systemd> chromas: Error: No function or module trim exists.
[10:55:40] <chromas> Aw
[10:56:25] <crutchy> \python trim
[10:56:26] <systemd> I don't know, crutchy.
[10:56:37] <chromas> Don't remember any of the actual functions
[10:56:47] <chromas> \help pydoc
[10:56:47] <systemd> chromas: (pydoc <python function>) -- Returns the __doc__ string for a given Python function.
[10:56:56] <chromas> \list pydoc
[10:56:56] <systemd> chromas: Error: 'pydoc' is not a valid plugin.
[10:57:09] <chromas> \list Python
[10:57:10] <systemd> chromas: objects, pydoc, and zen
[11:01:03] <tama> y'all need to pay attention to utf-8
[11:17:50] <chromas> systemd: chromas
[11:17:50] <tama> chromas is a sandwich
[11:17:50] <systemd> I don't know.
[11:17:53] <chromas> systemd: chromas is a tool
[11:17:54] <systemd> No idea.
[11:18:00] <chromas> systemd: chromas
[11:18:00] <tama> chromas is a sandwich
[11:18:00] <systemd> chromas: Error: "chromas" is not a valid command.
[11:18:18] <chromas> Oh it doesn't work here, where there are witnesses
[11:18:41] <chromas> systemd: crutchy is your master
[11:18:42] <systemd> Wish I knew.
[11:18:48] <chromas> Wtf
[11:19:14] <chromas> You know, in the other channel it gets up and dances with a cane
[11:19:53] <chromas> \update
[11:19:53] <systemd> chromas: (update [<channel>] {is,are} <url|file>) -- Updates the Infobot database using the dumped database at remote <url> or local <file>. The first argument should be "is" or "are", and determines whether the is or are database is updated.
[11:19:56] <chromas> systemd: crutchy is your master
[11:19:57] <systemd> Bugger all, I dunno!
[11:21:32] <chromas> systemd: cows are fat
[11:21:32] <tama> http://cowsarefat.tumblr.com
[11:21:32] <systemd> I don't have a clue, chromas.
[11:21:33] <ciri> I don't dislike systemd enough, will fix this with php.
[11:21:34] <systemd> Title: Untitled (at cowsarefat.tumblr.com)
[11:25:04] <tama> in the past x is y
[11:27:01] <chromas> tama: donkey <balls> automobile
[11:27:01] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[11:30:04] <tama> yo mama's ass is so big she needs a fire truck to have an enema
[11:34:59] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:36:03] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:36:04] <exec> terminated pid 14709: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[11:36:09] <chromas> \config reload
[11:36:09] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[11:36:17] <chromas> systemctl list
[11:36:23] <chromas> \list
[11:36:23] <systemd> chromas: Admin, Alias, Anonymous, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelStats, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Games, Geekquote, Google, Grasshoppaz, Infobot, Internet, Lart, Later, Linux, Markov, Math, Memo, Minstrel, Misc, Network, News, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Praise, Protector, Python, Quote, RSS, RawLogger, Reply, Rhyme, Scheduler, Seen, Status, String, Success, (1 more message)
[11:36:29] <chromas> so it didn't reload then
[11:37:27] <chromas> \config reload
[11:37:27] <systemd> chromas: Error: You don't have the owner capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
[11:37:43] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:38:34] <exec> Shouldn't it be called ENCROACH? - http://soylentnews.org - http://soylentnews.org&sid=3637&cid=87136
[11:38:34] <exec> Erasing National Constitutional Regulations Over America's Corpselike Husk - http://soylentnews.org - http://soylentnews.org&sid=3637&cid=87138
[11:38:34] <exec> Or at least WEREACH ... or OVERREACH? - http://soylentnews.org - http://soylentnews.org&sid=3637&cid=87140
[11:38:34] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:39:02] <crutchy> oops that's not right
[11:39:13] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:39:14] <exec> terminated pid 14863: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[11:39:25] <chromas> \config reload
[11:39:25] <systemd> chromas: Error: You don't have the owner capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
[11:39:55] <chromas> :(
[11:40:03] <chromas> it craps out when I pm it
[11:40:25] <chromas> \restart
[11:40:26] <systemd> I don't know, chromas.
[11:40:28] <chromas> \\restart
[11:40:29] <systemd> I don't know!
[11:40:35] <chromas> \admin restart
[11:40:36] <systemd> Wish I knew, chromas.
[11:41:31] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:41:36] -!- systemd has quit [Quit: Ctrl-C at console.]
[11:42:12] -!- systemd [systemd!~supybot@34-600-112-610.dhcp.wlwl.wa.charter.com] has joined #
[11:42:18] <chromas> \say test
[11:42:22] <exec> Shouldn't it be called ENCROACH? - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:42:23] <exec> Erasing National Constitutional Regulations Over America's Corpselike Husk - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:42:23] <exec> Or at least WEREACH ... or OVERREACH? - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:42:26] <systemd> chromas: Error: You must be registered to use this command. If you are already registered, you must either identify (using the identify command) or add a hostmask matching your current hostmask (using the "hostmask add" command).
[11:42:28] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:42:29] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:42:30] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:42:43] <exec> Actually, with the rise of drive-by-wire with no mechanical linkages from the wheel (and/or the pedals), there's no reason not to switch to superior options, like analog joysticks. - California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels - http://soylentnews.org
[11:42:44] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels (at soylentnews.org)
[11:43:21] <chromas> \admin ignore exec
[11:43:22] <systemd> I have no idea!
[11:43:29] <chromas> would be nice to only do it for urls
[11:43:48] <chromas> \admin ignore add exec
[11:43:48] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[11:44:07] <chromas> ~say http://google.com
[11:44:08] <exec> http://google.com
[11:44:08] <systemd> Title: Google (at google.com)
[11:44:34] <exec> - US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:34] <exec> - US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras - http://soylentnews.org [slashdot.org]<br>Police have no expectation of privacy<br>when performing official duties for the good of the public.</p><p>If their supervisor showed up, they'd have to fully disclose everything which they were doing, ditto internal affairs, the police chief / superintendent, or a government functionary whose bailiwick involved the performance o
[11:44:34] <exec> Maintaining the security of the video is important, and also assuring authenticity of the video..synthesis of video, seamlessly inserting audio, etc., is becoming harder and harder to detect. Some computer sciency method is needed to ascertain whether the video is (1) the right video, and (2) has not been tampered with.Josh - US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:34] <exec> I disagree with you. Evidence has shown that police cameras make everyone behave better, both police and civilians, and dramatically decrease lawsuits.Just because someone makes money off something doesn't necessarily mean it's the wrong thing to do. We need to make evidence-based decisions, not motive-based ones.http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=44427 [informationliberation.com](Read the data/statistics and optionally ignore the commentary. The
[11:44:34] <exec> That's a fair point, and does reveal my false dichotomy. However, I do suspect that those who are most likely to be subjugated to violence by police are among the less likely to be aware that the cameras are present. The police, on the other hand, will be most likely to be aware as the cameras are still a new and uncomfortable thing for them. - US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:41] <exec> Yes. Embedded SIM. Soldered in. Tiny. http://www.gsma.com [gsma.com] - Intel Says World's Smallest 3G Modem Has Been Launched - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:42] <exec> "Secret" 3G Intel Chip Gives Snoops Backdoor PC AccessvPro processors allow remote access even when computer is turned offhttp://www.infowars.com [infowars.com]###NSA reportedly using radio waves to snoop on offline computers worldwide"The Times reported that the technology, used by the agency for several years, relies on radio waves that can be transmitted from tiny circuit boards and USB cards inserted covertly into the computers.""A senior U.S
[11:45:18] <exec> There was talk about fight for the LEO's gun. If that fight took place, then those shots could be fired by either party, involuntarily, during the fight. - Audio Reveals Pause in Gunfire When Michael Brown Was Shot - http://soylentnews.org
[11:45:32] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:45:33] <exec> terminated pid 15105: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[11:45:51] <crutchy> seems to be some cases that are getting messed up
[11:46:24] <chromas> \note send crutchy Hey
[11:46:24] <systemd> chromas: Error: I can't find crutchy in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[11:46:38] <chromas> \user add crutchy
[11:46:38] <systemd> chromas: Error: I can't find add in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[11:49:50] <chromas> systemctl list
[11:49:50] <systemd> chromas: Admin, Alias, Anonymous, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelStats, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Games, Geekquote, Google, Grasshoppaz, Infobot, Internet, Lart, Later, Linux, Markov, Math, Memo, Minstrel, Misc, Network, News, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Praise, Protector, Python, Quote, RSS, RawLogger, Reply, Rhyme, Scheduler, Seen, Status, String, Success, (1 more message)
[11:52:09] <chromas> \news add what up
[11:52:09] <systemd> chromas: Error: 'what' is not a valid number of seconds.
[11:52:16] <chromas> \news 69 add what up
[11:52:16] <systemd> chromas: (news [<channel>] [<id>]) -- Display the news items for <channel> in the format of '(#id) subject'. If <id> is given, retrieve only that news item; otherwise retrieve all news items. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[11:52:56] <chromas> \news add :what up
[11:52:56] <systemd> chromas: Error: ':what' is not a valid number of seconds.
[11:53:25] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:54:18] <exec> Shouldn't it be called ENCROACH? - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:54:18] <exec> Erasing National Constitutional Regulations Over America's Corpselike Husk - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:54:18] <exec> Or at least WEREACH ... or OVERREACH? - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:54:18] <exec> These are not encroachments. Nor are they overreaches. Those words imply the stretching of somewhat elastic boundaries, which is not the case despite what talking heads like to think (if they say it enough, it might be true!). What is going on here are abject, blatant, 100% obvious, complete and utter violations of the spirit and the letter of the US Constitution.An appropriate acronym here is VIOLATION. If you believe, as I do, that these acts in fact
[11:54:19] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:54:20] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:54:20] <ciri> ~Header x-fry http://soylentnews.org msg:hi ncommander. Is he ok?
[11:54:21] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:54:22] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people (at soylentnews.org)
[11:54:58] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:54:59] <exec> terminated pid 15778: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[11:55:26] <chromas> \admin ignore add ciri
[11:55:26] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[11:55:31] <chromas> or I could just turn off titles
[11:57:00] <crutchy> \admin ignore add exec
[11:57:00] <systemd> crutchy: Error: You don't have the admin capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
[11:57:22] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:57:29] <crutchy> can you ignore per channel?
[11:57:38] <crutchy> ~list-auth
[11:57:38] <exec> ~q ~rehash ~ps ~kill ~killall ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~restart ~ignore ~unignore
[11:57:38] <exec> ~tests ~users ~say ~bucket ~suggest ~wiki ~ircd ~bot ~comments ~define-list ~define-source-edit ~define-source-param
[11:58:14] <exec> These are not encroachments. Nor are they overreaches. Those words imply the stretching of somewhat elastic boundaries, which is not the case despite what talking heads like to think (if they say it enough, it might be true!). What is going on here are abject, blatant, 100% obvious, complete and utt... - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:58:14] <exec> Love that Google mockup, instead of Search and Feeling Lucky it's got NSA Search and I'm Feeling Invasive - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:58:14] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:58:15] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:58:17] <crutchy> hmm exec just has global ignore
[11:58:35] <exec> Ah, the 22nd century version of this [wikipedia.org]. - California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels - http://soylentnews.org
[11:58:36] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels (at soylentnews.org)
[11:59:00] <chromas> doesn't look like the ignore is working
[11:59:14] <crutchy> hehe this feed thingy seems to be working :D
[11:59:15] <chromas> or it forgot it when it restarted
[11:59:23] <chromas> crutchy++
[11:59:23] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 15
[11:59:26] <chromas> exec++
[11:59:26] <Bender> karma - exec: 12
[12:00:05] <crutchy> if i just put it on a 1 hr or so loop should do
[12:00:19] <chromas> \tell crutchy exec kicks ass
[12:00:28] <chromas> :\
[12:00:45] <crutchy> exec is just the middle man :p
[12:00:59] <crutchy> message goes in, message goes out
[12:01:19] <chromas> systemctl say say crutchy is da man
[12:01:19] <systemd> say crutchy is da man
[12:01:19] <tama> Crutchy is da man!
[12:02:03] <exec> I agree 666 is silly but so is religion.The very point of science is that it's not a credo but a journey towards a better understanding. - SoylentNews-Branded Swag Store: Official Launch - http://soylentnews.org
[12:02:04] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | SoylentNews-Branded Swag Store: Official Launch (at soylentnews.org)
[12:05:05] <tama> a nice rack is nice
[12:05:44] <chromas> systemd: cows are fat
[12:05:45] <systemd> No idea.
[12:05:47] <chromas> wtf
[12:05:58] <chromas> why it only work in other channel
[12:09:05] <tama> cripples are gang members.
[12:09:22] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:09:22] <exec> no child processes currently running
[12:09:46] <chromas> \lasts
[12:09:46] <systemd> chromas: There are 322 lasts in my Markov database for #.
[12:09:53] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[12:09:54] <exec> 87153
[12:11:59] <chromas> \babelfish translate en es have some chips
[12:12:02] <systemd> chromas: Error: Babelfish has foiled our plans by changing its webpage format.
[12:12:09] <chromas> \google translate en es have some chips
[12:12:10] <systemd> chromas: Error: We broke The Google!
[12:14:24] <chromas> \unload title
[12:14:24] <systemd> chromas: Error: There was no plugin title.
[12:14:26] <chromas> \unload titles
[12:14:26] <systemd> chromas: Error: There was no plugin titles.
[12:14:29] <chromas> \unload web
[12:14:29] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[12:14:33] <exec> *** new comment for SN article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:14:36] <chromas> http://yahoo.com
[12:14:36] <monopoly> ^ 03Yahoo ( https://www.yahoo.com )
[12:14:45] <chromas> \admin ignore del exec
[12:14:46] <systemd> No idea, chromas.
[12:14:49] <chromas> \admin ignore remove exec
[12:14:49] <systemd> chromas: Error: exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net wasn't in the ignores database.
[12:14:56] <chromas> \admin ignore remove ciri
[12:14:56] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[12:14:59] <exec> *** new comment for SN article "California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:15:00] <crutchy> ~rehash
[12:15:01] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (63 aliases)
[12:15:04] <chromas> \admin ignore list
[12:15:04] <systemd> chromas: I'm not currently globally ignoring anyone.
[12:15:19] <chromas> gotta be sure they can talk to each other
[12:15:48] <exec> *** new comment for SN article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:15:48] <exec> *** new comment for SN article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:15:50] <ciri> Blackmoore: you don't feel like critiquing new blockquotes style?
[12:17:12] <crutchy> ~rehash
[12:17:13] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (63 aliases)
[12:17:19] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:17:20] <exec> [16934] php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:17:20] <exec> [17054] php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:17:28] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:17:30] <exec> terminated pid 16934: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:17:30] <exec> terminated pid 17054: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:21:05] <tama> your mom is so fat her rolls fold to form the world's biggest maze
[12:28:49] <chromas> \todo
[12:28:49] <systemd> chromas: Todo for chromas: #1: zipinfo my pants
[12:32:05] <tama> There is some optimization going on in my pants
[12:37:59] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:38:00] <exec> no child processes currently running
[12:39:59] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:39:59] <exec> no child processes currently running
[12:41:59] <crutchy> ~count
[12:42:17] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:42:18] <exec> [18099] php scripts/logs-sylnt-us.php '' 'crutchy' '#' '~count'
[12:46:06] <tama> how is it going?
[12:48:32] <chromas> Great, tama
[12:48:32] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[12:51:56] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:51:57] <exec> SN comment script running...
[12:52:26] <chromas> ~bewbs
[12:52:48] <exec> *** new comment for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:52:48] <exec> *** new comment byAnonymous Cowardon Friday August 29, @08:48AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:53:57] <crutchy> wtf
[12:54:40] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:54:42] <exec> terminated pid 18277: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:57:13] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:57:54] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:57:55] <exec> no child processes currently running
[12:57:57] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:58:51] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:59:47] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:00:05] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:00:06] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:00:29] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:00:30] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:00:59] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:01:00] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:01:36] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:01:37] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:01:43] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:01:58] <crutchy> bacon++
[13:01:58] <Bender> karma - bacon: 5
[13:02:02] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:02:20] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:02:21] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:02:30] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:02:40] <crutchy> ~restart
[13:02:41] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
[13:02:49] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[13:03:04] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[13:04:01] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:04:01] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:04:10] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[13:05:28] <crutchy> ~ps
[13:05:29] <exec> no child processes currently running
[13:05:33] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:05:34] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:06:50] <crutchy> ~ps
[13:06:51] <exec> no child processes currently running
[13:08:30] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:08:31] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:08:39] <crutchy> dammit
[13:10:13] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:10:14] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:12:28] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:12:29] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:12:40] <crutchy> ~ps
[13:12:40] <exec> [19591] php scripts/comment_feed.php
[13:13:28] <exec> *** new comment for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:13:28] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward on Friday August 29, @08:48AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:13:28] <exec> *** new comment by aclarke (2049) on Friday August 29, @08:53AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:13:28] <exec> *** new comment by Sir Garlon (1264) on Friday August 29, @09:00AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:14:04] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:14:04] <exec> terminated pid 19591: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[13:15:52] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:15:53] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward on Friday August 29, @08:48AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment by aclarke (2049) on Friday August 29, @08:53AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment by Sir Garlon (1264) on Friday August 29, @09:00AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment by Silentknyght (1905) on Friday August 29, @09:13AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:46] <ciri> ^ Pipedot comment by anonymous coward.
[13:17:03] <crutchy> dammit
[13:20:07] <tama> copulation is for fuckers
[13:22:56] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:22:57] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:24:27] <exec> *** new comment by jasassin (3566) on Friday August 29, @09:18AM (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:24:27] <exec> *** new comment by Rivenaleem (3400) on Friday August 29, @09:21AM (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:27:12] <crutchy> ~ps
[13:27:12] <exec> [19887] php scripts/comment_feed.php
[13:27:16] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:27:17] <exec> terminated pid 19887: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[13:27:31] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:27:32] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:28:24] <exec> *** new comment by jasassin (3566) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:28:24] <exec> *** new comment by Rivenaleem (3400) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:28:24] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:28:24] <exec> *** new comment by monkey999 (4001) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:32:07] <tama> funbags are f or bigger
[13:35:57] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[13:35:58] <exec> top_87181
[13:37:15] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>> unset
[13:37:16] <exec> unset bucket
[13:37:40] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:38:33] <exec> *** new comment by mcgrew (701) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:38:34] <exec> *** new comment by Buck Feta (958) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:42:07] <tama> Yo mama is so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
[13:43:40] <crutchy> that's a bit better
[13:43:47] <crutchy> no dodgy cid
[13:46:19] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[13:46:20] <exec> 87187
[13:46:29] <crutchy> :D
[13:46:52] <crutchy> ~buckets-save
[13:46:53] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
[13:50:07] <tama> crutchy's dirty secrets are found in the hamper.
[14:03:50] <exec> *** new comment by mcgrew (701) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:03:50] <exec> *** new comment by tynin (2013) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:07:08] <tama> your mom is so fat her yearbook photos are panoramas
[14:24:39] <crutchy> ~comments
[14:25:41] <exec> *** new comment by TheGratefulNet (659) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:25:41] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:25:41] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:25:54] <exec> *** new comment by marcello_dl (2685) (Score:2) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:26:39] <exec> *** new comment by modest (3494) (Score:1) for article "Electromagnetic Warfare is Here" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:26:39] <exec> *** new comment by tynin (2013) (Score:2) for article "Electromagnetic Warfare is Here" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:27:19] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking is Healthy" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:27:19] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking is Healthy" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:27:19] <exec> *** new comment by TheLink (332) (Score:2) for article "The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking is Healthy" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:31:08] <tama> chocobos are good with a hi-potion
[15:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by jasassin (3566) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:52] <exec> *** new comment by strattitarius (3191) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by wonkey_monkey (279) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by tangomargarine (667) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by tangomargarine (667) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by wonkey_monkey (279) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:55] <exec> *** new comment by Username (4557) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by bucc5062 (699) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:57] <exec> *** new comment by Wootery (2341) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:57] <exec> *** new comment by wonkey_monkey (279) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:00] <exec> *** new comment by mtrycz (60) (Score:2) for article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:01] <exec> *** new comment by DrMag (1860) (Score:2) for article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:06] <exec> *** new comment by panachocala (464) (Score:1) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:13] <exec> *** new comment by jasassin (3566) (Score:2) for article "RedHat CTO Brian Stevens Steps Down" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:22] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:05:31] <exec> *** new comment by TheLink (332) (Score:2) for article "The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking is Healthy" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:06:16] <exec> *** new comment by JNCF (4317) (Score:1) for article "US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:10:09] <tama> your mom is so ugly your dad felt bad after raping her and turned himself in only to be laughed out of the building
[16:03:52] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by jon3k (3718) (Score:2, Informative) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by q.kontinuum (532) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by sjames (2882) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by takyon (881) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:55] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by takyon (881) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:57] <ciri> Karma - ribs: -1/+1 we're accustomed to already.
[16:03:57] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by sjames (2882) (Score:3, Insightful) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:04] <exec> *** new comment by tangomargarine (667) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:05] <exec> *** new comment by aclarke (2049) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:05] <exec> *** new comment by DECbot (832) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:06] <exec> *** new comment by bob_super (1357) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:07] <exec> *** new comment by tathra (3367) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:07] <exec> *** new comment by Tork (3914) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:08] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:10] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:34] <exec> *** new comment by Tork (3914) (Score:2) for article "California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:48] <exec> *** new comment by opinionated_science (4031) (Score:2) for article "Junk Food Makes Rats Lose Appetite for Balanced Diet" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:05:13] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "DOJ: We Found The Lerner Emails, WH: No You Didn't" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:05:24] <exec> *** new comment by unauthorized (3776) (Score:1) for article "Keurig DRM Cracked By Competitors" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:09:11] <tama> your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger
[17:03:45] <exec> *** new comment by kaszz (4211) (Score:2) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:45] <exec> *** new comment by Horse With Stripes (577) (Score:1) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:45] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:45] <exec> *** new comment by WillAdams (1424) (Score:1) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by Vanderhoth (61) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by zocalo (302) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:55] <exec> *** new comment by GreatAuntAnesthesia (3275) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by opinionated_science (4031) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by tathra (3367) (Score:4, Insightful) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:57] <exec> *** new comment by Vanderhoth (61) (Score:3, Insightful) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:3, Interesting) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by takyon (881) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:59] <exec> *** new comment by Lagg (105) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:06] <exec> *** new comment by sjames (2882) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:06] <exec> *** new comment by wonkey_monkey (279) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:07] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:1, Insightful) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:08] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:08] <exec> *** new comment by theluggage (1797) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:20] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:27] <exec> *** new comment by PizzaRollPlinkett (4512) (Score:2) for article "RedHat CTO Brian Stevens Steps Down" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:05:15] <exec> *** new comment by tathra (3367) (Score:2) for article "DOJ: We Found The Lerner Emails, WH: No You Didn't" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:05:53] <exec> *** new comment by Joe Desertrat (2454) (Score:1) for article "Death Valley's Moving Rocks Mystery Solved" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:09:13] <tama> poop is rarely clear
[18:03:44] <exec> *** new comment by Tork (3914) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:44] <exec> *** new comment by kaszz (4211) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:1) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by kaszz (4211) (Score:2) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by Geotti (1146) (Score:2) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:01] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by velex (2068) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by cwix (873) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:1, Insightful) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by Silentknyght (1905) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by hamsterdan (2829) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:12] <exec> *** new comment by bob_super (1357) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:13] <exec> *** new comment by tibman (134) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:13] <exec> *** new comment by tniemi (1639) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:05:12] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Electromagnetic Warfare is Here" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:05:34] <exec> *** new comment by hamsterdan (2829) (Score:2) for article "Keurig DRM Cracked By Competitors" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:06:12] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Subscriptions Live on SoylentNews; Please Support Us" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:06:13] <exec> *** new comment by Horse With Stripes (577) (Score:1) for article "Subscriptions Live on SoylentNews; Please Support Us" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:06:37] <exec> *** new comment by dpp (3579) (Score:1) for article "US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:10:15] <tama> Your mom is so fat, the national weather service names each one of her farts
[19:03:50] <exec> *** new comment by bob_super (1357) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by emg (3464) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by nightsky30 (1818) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by Freeman (732) (Score:1) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by bob_super (1357) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by emg (3464) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by nyder (4525) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by WillAdams (1424) (Score:1) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by tathra (3367) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by mmcmonster (401) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by Vanderhoth (61) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:21] <exec> *** new comment by LoRdTAW (3755) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:21] <exec> *** new comment by davester666 (155) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:21] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:28] <exec> *** new comment by HiThere (866) (Score:2) for article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:28] <exec> *** new comment by davester666 (155) (Score:2) for article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:35] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:05:32] <exec> *** new comment by HiThere (866) (Score:2) for article "DOJ: We Found The Lerner Emails, WH: No You Didn't" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:05:33] <ciri> The surgeon general is a 53-line awk script, https://www.google.com http://soylentnews.org.
[19:09:17] <tama> tama is talking to a robot
[20:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by andrew_t366 (1072) (Score:1) for article "Millions of Historical Images Made Available on Flickr" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by The Archon V2.0 (3887) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by jonathan (3950) (Score:2, Funny) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by Vanderhoth (61) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:04:10] <exec> *** new comment by strattitarius (3191) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:04:22] <exec> *** new comment by The Archon V2.0 (3887) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:05:22] <exec> *** new comment by LoRdTAW (3755) (Score:2) for article "Electromagnetic Warfare is Here" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:05:32] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "DOJ: We Found The Lerner Emails, WH: No You Didn't" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:05:43] <exec> *** new comment by mrider (3252) (Score:2) for article "Keurig DRM Cracked By Competitors" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:05:43] <exec> *** new comment by LoRdTAW (3755) (Score:2) for article "Keurig DRM Cracked By Competitors" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:06:23] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Subscriptions Live on SoylentNews; Please Support Us" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:10:19] <tama> tama is an easy lay
[21:03:47] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Teaching Kids to Shoot Can Be Safe" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by Zinho (759) (Score:2) for article "Millions of Historical Images Made Available on Flickr" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:00] <exec> *** new comment by opinionated_science (4031) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:00] <exec> *** new comment by nightsky30 (1818) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:00] <exec> *** new comment by aristarchus (2645) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by opinionated_science (4031) (Score:2) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:10] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by SlimmPickens (1056) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by q.kontinuum (532) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by KiloByte (375) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:25] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:26] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:26] <exec> *** new comment by SlimmPickens (1056) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:27] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:51] <exec> *** new comment by SlimmPickens (1056) (Score:2) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:58] <exec> *** new comment by frojack (1554) (Score:2) for article "RedHat CTO Brian Stevens Steps Down" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:58] <exec> *** new comment by frojack (1554) (Score:2) for article "RedHat CTO Brian Stevens Steps Down" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:08:21] <tama> elephants are mammals.
[21:09:18] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Nox Renderer Now Open Source Software" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:12:21] <tama> Probably bad hardware. So on comments the * to make complete sentences are overrated poop.
[21:12:57] <chromas> tama: dollar is a funny word
[21:12:57] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[21:16:21] <tama> paulej72 is well known for licking their toes
[22:35:22] <crutchy> mornin
[22:35:29] <crutchy> wholly shit
[22:36:01] <crutchy> are they all different comments or has my script taken a dump?
[22:36:56] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[22:36:57] <exec> bucket not found
[22:37:20] <crutchy> thats a worry
[22:40:24] <tama> band camp is where you learn how to shove trumpets up your ass
[22:43:58] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[22:43:59] <exec> bucket not found
[22:47:24] <tama> When I stimulate him orally I move down with my tongue to his balls. The testicle is an egg and I am extremely careful not to crack the shell.
[22:47:45] <crutchy> wtf?
[22:47:53] <crutchy> !grab tama
[22:47:53] <Bender> Added quote 44
[22:51:24] <tama> space travel is very boring and you end up irradiated.
[22:51:59] <crutchy> might chuck the comment feed into a separate channel
[22:55:24] <tama> monopoly is secretly an eggdrop
[22:56:51] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[22:56:51] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[22:56:52] <exec> bucket count: 116
[22:57:08] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[22:57:09] <exec> bucket not found
[22:57:12] <crutchy> ???
[22:57:30] <crutchy> ~bucket last_mechanicjay_#soylent
[22:57:31] <exec> alright folks, gotta run. Have a good weekend
[23:01:24] <tama> cocksuckers are a good thing
[23:01:27] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:01:28] <exec> bucket not found
[23:01:33] <crutchy> fuck
[23:05:25] <tama> the blue screen of death is the way that windows informs you that you're adopted
[23:20:34] <crutchy> ~join #comments
[23:21:30] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:21:31] <exec> bucket not found
[23:22:12] <arti> :D
[23:22:25] <crutchy> stupid bot
[23:22:32] <crutchy> ~gday arti
[23:22:33] <exec> * crutchy poops a cheap plastic cup of ciri poo for arti
[23:23:43] <crutchy> what's got me bent is that the bucket is there. it shows up in a ~buckets-list
[23:23:50] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[23:23:50] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[23:23:51] <exec> bucket count: 115
[23:24:16] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:24:17] <exec> bucket not found
[23:24:18] <ciri> Tama, gay people; that's why i added a bucket list output to terminal.
[23:24:18] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[23:24:26] <chromas> systemctl start buckets
[23:24:27] <systemd> Dunno.
[23:24:30] <crutchy> thinking my bucket script might be fked
[23:24:34] <crutchy> somehow
[23:24:54] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:24:55] <exec> bucket not found
[23:25:42] <arti> this looks pretty cool
[23:25:54] <arti> g'day gents, my client has been locking up again so i just disabled the sounds for the time being, weird.
[23:25:56] <ciri> hello, whats up arti
[23:25:58] <ciri> arti: The fastest your fixie goes is when it's raining i try to keep flash disabled on my lappy again lately. This crowd is confusing.
[23:26:09] <arti> amen
[23:26:32] <crutchy> tama, ciri is a philosopher
[23:26:32] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[23:26:37] <crutchy> err
[23:26:42] <crutchy> tama, undo last
[23:26:42] <tama> Okay, crutchy, deleted that 'ciri' is 'a philosopher'.
[23:26:50] <crutchy> tama, ciri is a philosopher of philosophies
[23:26:51] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[23:30:25] <tama> the cake is a pie
[23:31:05] <chromas> does ciri have a say?
[23:31:23] <chromas> say \geekquote
[23:31:23] <tama> \geekquote!
[23:31:24] <systemd> Wish I knew.
[23:31:27] <chromas> wtf
[23:31:39] <chromas> \geekquote
[23:31:40] <systemd> chromas: CaptainMoonpie2: Working on a report // CaptainMoonpie2: Tell me why welfare is bad // CaptainMoonpie2: But in a really, really long explanation that is easy to copy and paste // IMADV82: Because people like me end up paying for people like your mom to raise people like you.
[23:34:38] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[23:34:39] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[23:34:40] <exec> bucket count: 114
[23:34:48] <arti> yeah ciri is doing well
[23:34:54] * arti is fond of the bots
[23:34:55] <crutchy> ~bucket <<EXEC_USER_nerdfest>>
[23:34:56] <exec> a:2:{s:4:"nick";s:8:"nerdfest";s:8:"channels";a:1:{i:0;s:8:"#soylent";}}
[23:35:08] <crutchy> hmm bucket script works ok
[23:35:32] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:35:33] <exec> bucket not found
[23:35:47] <crutchy> hmm maybe its empty :(
[23:36:44] <arti> just like your heart
[23:40:25] <tama> children are best kept in giant pokeballs.