# | Logs for 2014-08-29

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[23:40:25] <tama> children are best kept in giant pokeballs.
[23:36:44] <arti> just like your heart
[23:35:47] <crutchy> hmm maybe its empty :(
[23:35:33] <exec> bucket not found
[23:35:32] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:35:08] <crutchy> hmm bucket script works ok
[23:34:56] <exec> a:2:{s:4:"nick";s:8:"nerdfest";s:8:"channels";a:1:{i:0;s:8:"#soylent";}}
[23:34:55] <crutchy> ~bucket <<EXEC_USER_nerdfest>>
[23:34:54] * arti is fond of the bots
[23:34:48] <arti> yeah ciri is doing well
[23:34:40] <exec> bucket count: 114
[23:34:39] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[23:34:38] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[23:31:40] <systemd> chromas: CaptainMoonpie2: Working on a report // CaptainMoonpie2: Tell me why welfare is bad // CaptainMoonpie2: But in a really, really long explanation that is easy to copy and paste // IMADV82: Because people like me end up paying for people like your mom to raise people like you.
[23:31:39] <chromas> \geekquote
[23:31:27] <chromas> wtf
[23:31:24] <systemd> Wish I knew.
[23:31:23] <tama> \geekquote!
[23:31:23] <chromas> say \geekquote
[23:31:05] <chromas> does ciri have a say?
[23:30:25] <tama> the cake is a pie
[23:26:51] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[23:26:50] <crutchy> tama, ciri is a philosopher of philosophies
[23:26:42] <tama> Okay, crutchy, deleted that 'ciri' is 'a philosopher'.
[23:26:42] <crutchy> tama, undo last
[23:26:37] <crutchy> err
[23:26:32] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[23:26:32] <crutchy> tama, ciri is a philosopher
[23:26:09] <arti> amen
[23:25:58] <ciri> arti: The fastest your fixie goes is when it's raining i try to keep flash disabled on my lappy again lately. This crowd is confusing.
[23:25:56] <ciri> hello, whats up arti
[23:25:54] <arti> g'day gents, my client has been locking up again so i just disabled the sounds for the time being, weird.
[23:25:42] <arti> this looks pretty cool
[23:24:55] <exec> bucket not found
[23:24:54] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:24:34] <crutchy> somehow
[23:24:30] <crutchy> thinking my bucket script might be fked
[23:24:27] <systemd> Dunno.
[23:24:26] <chromas> systemctl start buckets
[23:24:18] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[23:24:18] <ciri> Tama, gay people; that's why i added a bucket list output to terminal.
[23:24:17] <exec> bucket not found
[23:24:16] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:23:51] <exec> bucket count: 115
[23:23:50] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[23:23:50] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[23:23:43] <crutchy> what's got me bent is that the bucket is there. it shows up in a ~buckets-list
[23:22:33] <exec> * crutchy poops a cheap plastic cup of ciri poo for arti
[23:22:32] <crutchy> ~gday arti
[23:22:25] <crutchy> stupid bot
[23:22:12] <arti> :D
[23:21:31] <exec> bucket not found
[23:21:30] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:20:34] <crutchy> ~join #comments
[23:05:25] <tama> the blue screen of death is the way that windows informs you that you're adopted
[23:01:33] <crutchy> fuck
[23:01:28] <exec> bucket not found
[23:01:27] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[23:01:24] <tama> cocksuckers are a good thing
[22:57:31] <exec> alright folks, gotta run. Have a good weekend
[22:57:30] <crutchy> ~bucket last_mechanicjay_#soylent
[22:57:12] <crutchy> ???
[22:57:09] <exec> bucket not found
[22:57:08] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[22:56:52] <exec> bucket count: 116
[22:56:51] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[22:56:51] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[22:55:24] <tama> monopoly is secretly an eggdrop
[22:51:59] <crutchy> might chuck the comment feed into a separate channel
[22:51:24] <tama> space travel is very boring and you end up irradiated.
[22:47:53] <Bender> Added quote 44
[22:47:53] <crutchy> !grab tama
[22:47:45] <crutchy> wtf?
[22:47:24] <tama> When I stimulate him orally I move down with my tongue to his balls. The testicle is an egg and I am extremely careful not to crack the shell.
[22:43:59] <exec> bucket not found
[22:43:58] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[22:40:24] <tama> band camp is where you learn how to shove trumpets up your ass
[22:37:20] <crutchy> thats a worry
[22:36:57] <exec> bucket not found
[22:36:56] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[22:36:01] <crutchy> are they all different comments or has my script taken a dump?
[22:35:29] <crutchy> wholly shit
[22:35:22] <crutchy> mornin
[21:16:21] <tama> paulej72 is well known for licking their toes
[21:12:57] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[21:12:57] <chromas> tama: dollar is a funny word
[21:12:21] <tama> Probably bad hardware. So on comments the * to make complete sentences are overrated poop.
[21:09:18] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Nox Renderer Now Open Source Software" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:08:21] <tama> elephants are mammals.
[21:04:58] <exec> *** new comment by frojack (1554) (Score:2) for article "RedHat CTO Brian Stevens Steps Down" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:58] <exec> *** new comment by frojack (1554) (Score:2) for article "RedHat CTO Brian Stevens Steps Down" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:51] <exec> *** new comment by SlimmPickens (1056) (Score:2) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:27] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:26] <exec> *** new comment by SlimmPickens (1056) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:26] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:25] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by KiloByte (375) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by q.kontinuum (532) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:24] <exec> *** new comment by SlimmPickens (1056) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:10] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by opinionated_science (4031) (Score:2) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:00] <exec> *** new comment by aristarchus (2645) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:00] <exec> *** new comment by nightsky30 (1818) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:04:00] <exec> *** new comment by opinionated_science (4031) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by Zinho (759) (Score:2) for article "Millions of Historical Images Made Available on Flickr" - http://soylentnews.org
[21:03:47] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Teaching Kids to Shoot Can Be Safe" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:10:19] <tama> tama is an easy lay
[20:06:23] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Subscriptions Live on SoylentNews; Please Support Us" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:05:43] <exec> *** new comment by LoRdTAW (3755) (Score:2) for article "Keurig DRM Cracked By Competitors" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:05:43] <exec> *** new comment by mrider (3252) (Score:2) for article "Keurig DRM Cracked By Competitors" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:05:32] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "DOJ: We Found The Lerner Emails, WH: No You Didn't" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:05:22] <exec> *** new comment by LoRdTAW (3755) (Score:2) for article "Electromagnetic Warfare is Here" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:04:22] <exec> *** new comment by The Archon V2.0 (3887) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:04:10] <exec> *** new comment by strattitarius (3191) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by Vanderhoth (61) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by jonathan (3950) (Score:2, Funny) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by The Archon V2.0 (3887) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[20:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by andrew_t366 (1072) (Score:1) for article "Millions of Historical Images Made Available on Flickr" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:09:17] <tama> tama is talking to a robot
[19:05:33] <ciri> The surgeon general is a 53-line awk script, https://www.google.com http://soylentnews.org.
[19:05:32] <exec> *** new comment by HiThere (866) (Score:2) for article "DOJ: We Found The Lerner Emails, WH: No You Didn't" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:35] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:28] <exec> *** new comment by davester666 (155) (Score:2) for article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:28] <exec> *** new comment by HiThere (866) (Score:2) for article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:21] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:21] <exec> *** new comment by davester666 (155) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:21] <exec> *** new comment by LoRdTAW (3755) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by Vanderhoth (61) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by mmcmonster (401) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by tathra (3367) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by WillAdams (1424) (Score:1) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by nyder (4525) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by emg (3464) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by bob_super (1357) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by Freeman (732) (Score:1) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by nightsky30 (1818) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by emg (3464) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[19:03:50] <exec> *** new comment by bob_super (1357) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:10:15] <tama> Your mom is so fat, the national weather service names each one of her farts
[18:06:37] <exec> *** new comment by dpp (3579) (Score:1) for article "US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:06:13] <exec> *** new comment by Horse With Stripes (577) (Score:1) for article "Subscriptions Live on SoylentNews; Please Support Us" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:06:12] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Subscriptions Live on SoylentNews; Please Support Us" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:05:34] <exec> *** new comment by hamsterdan (2829) (Score:2) for article "Keurig DRM Cracked By Competitors" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:05:12] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Electromagnetic Warfare is Here" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:13] <exec> *** new comment by tniemi (1639) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:13] <exec> *** new comment by tibman (134) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:12] <exec> *** new comment by bob_super (1357) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by hamsterdan (2829) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by Silentknyght (1905) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:1, Insightful) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by cwix (873) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:02] <exec> *** new comment by velex (2068) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:04:01] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by Geotti (1146) (Score:2) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by kaszz (4211) (Score:2) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:51] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:1) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:44] <exec> *** new comment by kaszz (4211) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[18:03:44] <exec> *** new comment by Tork (3914) (Score:2) for article "Bitcoin’s Earliest Adopter Is Cryonically Freezing His Body To See The Future" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:09:13] <tama> poop is rarely clear
[17:05:53] <exec> *** new comment by Joe Desertrat (2454) (Score:1) for article "Death Valley's Moving Rocks Mystery Solved" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:05:15] <exec> *** new comment by tathra (3367) (Score:2) for article "DOJ: We Found The Lerner Emails, WH: No You Didn't" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:27] <exec> *** new comment by PizzaRollPlinkett (4512) (Score:2) for article "RedHat CTO Brian Stevens Steps Down" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:20] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:08] <exec> *** new comment by theluggage (1797) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:08] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:07] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:1, Insightful) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:06] <exec> *** new comment by wonkey_monkey (279) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:04:06] <exec> *** new comment by sjames (2882) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:59] <exec> *** new comment by Lagg (105) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by takyon (881) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:3, Interesting) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:57] <exec> *** new comment by Vanderhoth (61) (Score:3, Insightful) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by tathra (3367) (Score:4, Insightful) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by opinionated_science (4031) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:55] <exec> *** new comment by GreatAuntAnesthesia (3275) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by zocalo (302) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by Vanderhoth (61) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:45] <exec> *** new comment by WillAdams (1424) (Score:1) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:45] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:45] <exec> *** new comment by Horse With Stripes (577) (Score:1) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[17:03:45] <exec> *** new comment by kaszz (4211) (Score:2) for article "Quasado Opens Source to Gravit, a Web-based Design Tool" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:09:11] <tama> your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger
[16:05:24] <exec> *** new comment by unauthorized (3776) (Score:1) for article "Keurig DRM Cracked By Competitors" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:05:13] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "DOJ: We Found The Lerner Emails, WH: No You Didn't" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:48] <exec> *** new comment by opinionated_science (4031) (Score:2) for article "Junk Food Makes Rats Lose Appetite for Balanced Diet" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:34] <exec> *** new comment by Tork (3914) (Score:2) for article "California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:10] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:09] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:08] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:07] <exec> *** new comment by Tork (3914) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:07] <exec> *** new comment by tathra (3367) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:06] <exec> *** new comment by bob_super (1357) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:05] <exec> *** new comment by DECbot (832) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:05] <exec> *** new comment by aclarke (2049) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:04:04] <exec> *** new comment by tangomargarine (667) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:58] <exec> *** new comment by sjames (2882) (Score:3, Insightful) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:57] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:57] <ciri> Karma - ribs: -1/+1 we're accustomed to already.
[16:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by takyon (881) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:55] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by takyon (881) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by sjames (2882) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by q.kontinuum (532) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by Snow (1601) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by jon3k (3718) (Score:2, Informative) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[16:03:52] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:10:09] <tama> your mom is so ugly your dad felt bad after raping her and turned himself in only to be laughed out of the building
[15:06:16] <exec> *** new comment by JNCF (4317) (Score:1) for article "US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:05:31] <exec> *** new comment by TheLink (332) (Score:2) for article "The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking is Healthy" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:22] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:13] <exec> *** new comment by jasassin (3566) (Score:2) for article "RedHat CTO Brian Stevens Steps Down" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:06] <exec> *** new comment by panachocala (464) (Score:1) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:01] <exec> *** new comment by DrMag (1860) (Score:2) for article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:04:00] <exec> *** new comment by mtrycz (60) (Score:2) for article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:57] <exec> *** new comment by wonkey_monkey (279) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:57] <exec> *** new comment by Wootery (2341) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:56] <exec> *** new comment by bucc5062 (699) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:55] <exec> *** new comment by Username (4557) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by wonkey_monkey (279) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:54] <exec> *** new comment by tangomargarine (667) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by tangomargarine (667) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:53] <exec> *** new comment by wonkey_monkey (279) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:52] <exec> *** new comment by strattitarius (3191) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by crAckZ (3501) (Score:1) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[15:03:43] <exec> *** new comment by jasassin (3566) (Score:2) for article "Second-Hand E-Cigarette Emissions Contain Some Toxic Elements" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:31:08] <tama> chocobos are good with a hi-potion
[14:27:19] <exec> *** new comment by TheLink (332) (Score:2) for article "The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking is Healthy" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:27:19] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking is Healthy" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:27:19] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking is Healthy" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:26:39] <exec> *** new comment by tynin (2013) (Score:2) for article "Electromagnetic Warfare is Here" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:26:39] <exec> *** new comment by modest (3494) (Score:1) for article "Electromagnetic Warfare is Here" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:25:54] <exec> *** new comment by marcello_dl (2685) (Score:2) for article "Wi-Fi Dead Zones Mapped With a Physics Equation" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:25:41] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:25:41] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:25:41] <exec> *** new comment by TheGratefulNet (659) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:24:39] <crutchy> ~comments
[14:07:08] <tama> your mom is so fat her yearbook photos are panoramas
[14:03:50] <exec> *** new comment by tynin (2013) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[14:03:50] <exec> *** new comment by mcgrew (701) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:50:07] <tama> crutchy's dirty secrets are found in the hamper.
[13:46:53] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
[13:46:52] <crutchy> ~buckets-save
[13:46:29] <crutchy> :D
[13:46:20] <exec> 87187
[13:46:19] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[13:43:47] <crutchy> no dodgy cid
[13:43:40] <crutchy> that's a bit better
[13:42:07] <tama> Yo mama is so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
[13:38:34] <exec> *** new comment by Buck Feta (958) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:38:33] <exec> *** new comment by mcgrew (701) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:37:40] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:37:16] <exec> unset bucket
[13:37:15] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>> unset
[13:35:58] <exec> top_87181
[13:35:57] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[13:32:07] <tama> funbags are f or bigger
[13:28:24] <exec> *** new comment by monkey999 (4001) (Score:1) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:28:24] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward (Score:0) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:28:24] <exec> *** new comment by Rivenaleem (3400) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:28:24] <exec> *** new comment by jasassin (3566) (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:27:32] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:27:31] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:27:17] <exec> terminated pid 19887: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[13:27:16] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:27:12] <exec> [19887] php scripts/comment_feed.php
[13:27:12] <crutchy> ~ps
[13:24:27] <exec> *** new comment by Rivenaleem (3400) on Friday August 29, @09:21AM (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:24:27] <exec> *** new comment by jasassin (3566) on Friday August 29, @09:18AM (Score:2) for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:22:57] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:22:56] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:20:07] <tama> copulation is for fuckers
[13:17:03] <crutchy> dammit
[13:16:46] <ciri> ^ Pipedot comment by anonymous coward.
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment by Silentknyght (1905) on Friday August 29, @09:13AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment by Sir Garlon (1264) on Friday August 29, @09:00AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment by aclarke (2049) on Friday August 29, @08:53AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward on Friday August 29, @08:48AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:16:45] <exec> *** new comment for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:15:53] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:15:52] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:14:04] <exec> terminated pid 19591: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[13:14:04] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:13:28] <exec> *** new comment by Sir Garlon (1264) on Friday August 29, @09:00AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:13:28] <exec> *** new comment by aclarke (2049) on Friday August 29, @08:53AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:13:28] <exec> *** new comment by Anonymous Coward on Friday August 29, @08:48AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:13:28] <exec> *** new comment for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[13:12:40] <exec> [19591] php scripts/comment_feed.php
[13:12:40] <crutchy> ~ps
[13:12:29] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:12:28] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:10:14] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:10:13] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:08:39] <crutchy> dammit
[13:08:31] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:08:30] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:06:51] <exec> no child processes currently running
[13:06:50] <crutchy> ~ps
[13:05:34] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:05:33] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:05:29] <exec> no child processes currently running
[13:05:28] <crutchy> ~ps
[13:04:10] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[13:04:01] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:04:01] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:03:04] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[13:02:49] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[13:02:41] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
[13:02:40] <crutchy> ~restart
[13:02:30] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:02:21] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:02:20] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:02:02] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:01:58] <Bender> karma - bacon: 5
[13:01:58] <crutchy> bacon++
[13:01:43] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:01:37] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:01:36] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:01:00] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:00:59] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:00:30] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:00:29] <crutchy> ~comments
[13:00:06] <exec> SN comment script running...
[13:00:05] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:59:47] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:58:51] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:57:57] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:57:55] <exec> no child processes currently running
[12:57:54] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:57:13] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:54:42] <exec> terminated pid 18277: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:54:40] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:53:57] <crutchy> wtf
[12:52:48] <exec> *** new comment byAnonymous Cowardon Friday August 29, @08:48AM for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:52:48] <exec> *** new comment for article "Student Arrested and Suspended for "Killing Pet Dinosaur"" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:52:26] <chromas> ~bewbs
[12:51:57] <exec> SN comment script running...
[12:51:56] <crutchy> ~comments
[12:48:32] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[12:48:32] <chromas> Great, tama
[12:46:06] <tama> how is it going?
[12:42:18] <exec> [18099] php scripts/logs-sylnt-us.php '' 'crutchy' '#' '~count'
[12:42:17] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:41:59] <crutchy> ~count
[12:39:59] <exec> no child processes currently running
[12:39:59] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:38:00] <exec> no child processes currently running
[12:37:59] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:32:05] <tama> There is some optimization going on in my pants
[12:28:49] <systemd> chromas: Todo for chromas: #1: zipinfo my pants
[12:28:49] <chromas> \todo
[12:21:05] <tama> your mom is so fat her rolls fold to form the world's biggest maze
[12:17:30] <exec> terminated pid 17054: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:17:30] <exec> terminated pid 16934: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:17:28] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:17:20] <exec> [17054] php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:17:20] <exec> [16934] php scripts/comment_feed.php
[12:17:19] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:17:13] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (63 aliases)
[12:17:12] <crutchy> ~rehash
[12:15:50] <ciri> Blackmoore: you don't feel like critiquing new blockquotes style?
[12:15:48] <exec> *** new comment for SN article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:15:48] <exec> *** new comment for SN article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:15:19] <chromas> gotta be sure they can talk to each other
[12:15:04] <systemd> chromas: I'm not currently globally ignoring anyone.
[12:15:04] <chromas> \admin ignore list
[12:15:01] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (63 aliases)
[12:15:00] <crutchy> ~rehash
[12:14:59] <exec> *** new comment for SN article "California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:14:56] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[12:14:56] <chromas> \admin ignore remove ciri
[12:14:49] <systemd> chromas: Error: exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net wasn't in the ignores database.
[12:14:49] <chromas> \admin ignore remove exec
[12:14:46] <systemd> No idea, chromas.
[12:14:45] <chromas> \admin ignore del exec
[12:14:36] <monopoly> ^ 03Yahoo ( https://www.yahoo.com )
[12:14:36] <chromas> http://yahoo.com
[12:14:33] <exec> *** new comment for SN article "The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google" - http://soylentnews.org
[12:14:29] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[12:14:29] <chromas> \unload web
[12:14:26] <systemd> chromas: Error: There was no plugin titles.
[12:14:26] <chromas> \unload titles
[12:14:24] <systemd> chromas: Error: There was no plugin title.
[12:14:24] <chromas> \unload title
[12:12:10] <systemd> chromas: Error: We broke The Google!
[12:12:09] <chromas> \google translate en es have some chips
[12:12:02] <systemd> chromas: Error: Babelfish has foiled our plans by changing its webpage format.
[12:11:59] <chromas> \babelfish translate en es have some chips
[12:09:54] <exec> 87153
[12:09:53] <crutchy> ~bucket <<SN_COMMENT_FEED_CID>>
[12:09:46] <systemd> chromas: There are 322 lasts in my Markov database for #.
[12:09:46] <chromas> \lasts
[12:09:22] <exec> no child processes currently running
[12:09:22] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:09:05] <tama> cripples are gang members.
[12:05:58] <chromas> why it only work in other channel
[12:05:47] <chromas> wtf
[12:05:45] <systemd> No idea.
[12:05:44] <chromas> systemd: cows are fat
[12:05:05] <tama> a nice rack is nice
[12:02:04] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | SoylentNews-Branded Swag Store: Official Launch (at soylentnews.org)
[12:02:03] <exec> I agree 666 is silly but so is religion.The very point of science is that it's not a credo but a journey towards a better understanding. - SoylentNews-Branded Swag Store: Official Launch - http://soylentnews.org
[12:01:19] <tama> Crutchy is da man!
[12:01:19] <systemd> say crutchy is da man
[12:01:19] <chromas> systemctl say say crutchy is da man
[12:00:59] <crutchy> message goes in, message goes out
[12:00:45] <crutchy> exec is just the middle man :p
[12:00:28] <chromas> :\
[12:00:19] <chromas> \tell crutchy exec kicks ass
[12:00:05] <crutchy> if i just put it on a 1 hr or so loop should do
[11:59:26] <Bender> karma - exec: 12
[11:59:26] <chromas> exec++
[11:59:23] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 15
[11:59:23] <chromas> crutchy++
[11:59:15] <chromas> or it forgot it when it restarted
[11:59:14] <crutchy> hehe this feed thingy seems to be working :D
[11:59:00] <chromas> doesn't look like the ignore is working
[11:58:36] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels (at soylentnews.org)
[11:58:35] <exec> Ah, the 22nd century version of this [wikipedia.org]. - California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels - http://soylentnews.org
[11:58:17] <crutchy> hmm exec just has global ignore
[11:58:15] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:58:14] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:58:14] <exec> Love that Google mockup, instead of Search and Feeling Lucky it's got NSA Search and I'm Feeling Invasive - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:58:14] <exec> These are not encroachments. Nor are they overreaches. Those words imply the stretching of somewhat elastic boundaries, which is not the case despite what talking heads like to think (if they say it enough, it might be true!). What is going on here are abject, blatant, 100% obvious, complete and utt... - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:57:38] <exec> ~tests ~users ~say ~bucket ~suggest ~wiki ~ircd ~bot ~comments ~define-list ~define-source-edit ~define-source-param
[11:57:38] <exec> ~q ~rehash ~ps ~kill ~killall ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~restart ~ignore ~unignore
[11:57:38] <crutchy> ~list-auth
[11:57:29] <crutchy> can you ignore per channel?
[11:57:22] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:57:00] <systemd> crutchy: Error: You don't have the admin capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
[11:57:00] <crutchy> \admin ignore add exec
[11:55:31] <chromas> or I could just turn off titles
[11:55:26] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[11:55:26] <chromas> \admin ignore add ciri
[11:54:59] <exec> terminated pid 15778: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[11:54:58] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:54:22] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people (at soylentnews.org)
[11:54:21] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:54:20] <ciri> ~Header x-fry http://soylentnews.org msg:hi ncommander. Is he ok?
[11:54:20] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:54:19] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:54:18] <exec> These are not encroachments. Nor are they overreaches. Those words imply the stretching of somewhat elastic boundaries, which is not the case despite what talking heads like to think (if they say it enough, it might be true!). What is going on here are abject, blatant, 100% obvious, complete and utter violations of the spirit and the letter of the US Constitution.An appropriate acronym here is VIOLATION. If you believe, as I do, that these acts in fact
[11:54:18] <exec> Or at least WEREACH ... or OVERREACH? - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:54:18] <exec> Erasing National Constitutional Regulations Over America's Corpselike Husk - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:54:18] <exec> Shouldn't it be called ENCROACH? - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:53:25] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:52:56] <systemd> chromas: Error: ':what' is not a valid number of seconds.
[11:52:56] <chromas> \news add :what up
[11:52:16] <systemd> chromas: (news [<channel>] [<id>]) -- Display the news items for <channel> in the format of '(#id) subject'. If <id> is given, retrieve only that news item; otherwise retrieve all news items. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[11:52:16] <chromas> \news 69 add what up
[11:52:09] <systemd> chromas: Error: 'what' is not a valid number of seconds.
[11:52:09] <chromas> \news add what up
[11:49:50] <systemd> chromas: Admin, Alias, Anonymous, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelStats, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Games, Geekquote, Google, Grasshoppaz, Infobot, Internet, Lart, Later, Linux, Markov, Math, Memo, Minstrel, Misc, Network, News, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Praise, Protector, Python, Quote, RSS, RawLogger, Reply, Rhyme, Scheduler, Seen, Status, String, Success, (1 more message)
[11:49:50] <chromas> systemctl list
[11:46:38] <systemd> chromas: Error: I can't find add in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[11:46:38] <chromas> \user add crutchy
[11:46:24] <systemd> chromas: Error: I can't find crutchy in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[11:46:24] <chromas> \note send crutchy Hey
[11:45:51] <crutchy> seems to be some cases that are getting messed up
[11:45:33] <exec> terminated pid 15105: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[11:45:32] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:45:18] <exec> There was talk about fight for the LEO's gun. If that fight took place, then those shots could be fired by either party, involuntarily, during the fight. - Audio Reveals Pause in Gunfire When Michael Brown Was Shot - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:42] <exec> "Secret" 3G Intel Chip Gives Snoops Backdoor PC AccessvPro processors allow remote access even when computer is turned offhttp://www.infowars.com [infowars.com]###NSA reportedly using radio waves to snoop on offline computers worldwide"The Times reported that the technology, used by the agency for several years, relies on radio waves that can be transmitted from tiny circuit boards and USB cards inserted covertly into the computers.""A senior U.S
[11:44:41] <exec> Yes. Embedded SIM. Soldered in. Tiny. http://www.gsma.com [gsma.com] - Intel Says World's Smallest 3G Modem Has Been Launched - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:34] <exec> That's a fair point, and does reveal my false dichotomy. However, I do suspect that those who are most likely to be subjugated to violence by police are among the less likely to be aware that the cameras are present. The police, on the other hand, will be most likely to be aware as the cameras are still a new and uncomfortable thing for them. - US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:34] <exec> I disagree with you. Evidence has shown that police cameras make everyone behave better, both police and civilians, and dramatically decrease lawsuits.Just because someone makes money off something doesn't necessarily mean it's the wrong thing to do. We need to make evidence-based decisions, not motive-based ones.http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=44427 [informationliberation.com](Read the data/statistics and optionally ignore the commentary. The
[11:44:34] <exec> Maintaining the security of the video is important, and also assuring authenticity of the video..synthesis of video, seamlessly inserting audio, etc., is becoming harder and harder to detect. Some computer sciency method is needed to ascertain whether the video is (1) the right video, and (2) has not been tampered with.Josh - US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:34] <exec> - US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras - http://soylentnews.org [slashdot.org]<br>Police have no expectation of privacy<br>when performing official duties for the good of the public.</p><p>If their supervisor showed up, they'd have to fully disclose everything which they were doing, ditto internal affairs, the police chief / superintendent, or a government functionary whose bailiwick involved the performance o
[11:44:34] <exec> - US Senator Wants All Cops to Wear Cameras - http://soylentnews.org
[11:44:08] <systemd> Title: Google (at google.com)
[11:44:08] <exec> http://google.com
[11:44:07] <chromas> ~say http://google.com
[11:43:48] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[11:43:48] <chromas> \admin ignore add exec
[11:43:29] <chromas> would be nice to only do it for urls
[11:43:22] <systemd> I have no idea!
[11:43:21] <chromas> \admin ignore exec
[11:42:44] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels (at soylentnews.org)
[11:42:43] <exec> Actually, with the rise of drive-by-wire with no mechanical linkages from the wheel (and/or the pedals), there's no reason not to switch to superior options, like analog joysticks. - California DMV Says Google Cars Still Need Steering Wheels - http://soylentnews.org
[11:42:30] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:42:29] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:42:28] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews Comments | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:42:26] <systemd> chromas: Error: You must be registered to use this command. If you are already registered, you must either identify (using the identify command) or add a hostmask matching your current hostmask (using the "hostmask add" command).
[11:42:23] <exec> Or at least WEREACH ... or OVERREACH? - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:42:23] <exec> Erasing National Constitutional Regulations Over America's Corpselike Husk - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:42:22] <exec> Shouldn't it be called ENCROACH? - The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google - http://soylentnews.org
[11:42:18] <chromas> \say test
[11:42:12] -!- systemd [systemd!~supybot@34-600-112-610.dhcp.wlwl.wa.charter.com] has joined #
[11:41:36] -!- systemd has quit [Quit: Ctrl-C at console.]
[11:41:31] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:40:36] <systemd> Wish I knew, chromas.
[11:40:35] <chromas> \admin restart
[11:40:29] <systemd> I don't know!
[11:40:28] <chromas> \\restart
[11:40:26] <systemd> I don't know, chromas.
[11:40:25] <chromas> \restart
[11:40:03] <chromas> it craps out when I pm it
[11:39:55] <chromas> :(
[11:39:25] <systemd> chromas: Error: You don't have the owner capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
[11:39:25] <chromas> \config reload
[11:39:14] <exec> terminated pid 14863: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[11:39:13] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:39:02] <crutchy> oops that's not right
[11:38:34] <systemd> Title: SoylentNews | The Surveillance Engine: How the NSA Built Its Own Secret Google (at soylentnews.org)
[11:38:34] <exec> Or at least WEREACH ... or OVERREACH? - http://soylentnews.org - http://soylentnews.org&sid=3637&cid=87140
[11:38:34] <exec> Erasing National Constitutional Regulations Over America's Corpselike Husk - http://soylentnews.org - http://soylentnews.org&sid=3637&cid=87138
[11:38:34] <exec> Shouldn't it be called ENCROACH? - http://soylentnews.org - http://soylentnews.org&sid=3637&cid=87136
[11:37:43] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:37:27] <systemd> chromas: Error: You don't have the owner capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
[11:37:27] <chromas> \config reload
[11:36:29] <chromas> so it didn't reload then
[11:36:23] <systemd> chromas: Admin, Alias, Anonymous, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelStats, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Games, Geekquote, Google, Grasshoppaz, Infobot, Internet, Lart, Later, Linux, Markov, Math, Memo, Minstrel, Misc, Network, News, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Praise, Protector, Python, Quote, RSS, RawLogger, Reply, Rhyme, Scheduler, Seen, Status, String, Success, (1 more message)
[11:36:23] <chromas> \list
[11:36:17] <chromas> systemctl list
[11:36:09] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[11:36:09] <chromas> \config reload
[11:36:04] <exec> terminated pid 14709: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[11:36:03] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:34:59] <crutchy> ~comments
[11:30:04] <tama> yo mama's ass is so big she needs a fire truck to have an enema
[11:27:01] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[11:27:01] <chromas> tama: donkey <balls> automobile
[11:25:04] <tama> in the past x is y
[11:21:34] <systemd> Title: Untitled (at cowsarefat.tumblr.com)
[11:21:33] <ciri> I don't dislike systemd enough, will fix this with php.
[11:21:32] <systemd> I don't have a clue, chromas.
[11:21:32] <tama> http://cowsarefat.tumblr.com
[11:21:32] <chromas> systemd: cows are fat
[11:19:57] <systemd> Bugger all, I dunno!
[11:19:56] <chromas> systemd: crutchy is your master
[11:19:53] <systemd> chromas: (update [<channel>] {is,are} <url|file>) -- Updates the Infobot database using the dumped database at remote <url> or local <file>. The first argument should be "is" or "are", and determines whether the is or are database is updated.
[11:19:53] <chromas> \update
[11:19:14] <chromas> You know, in the other channel it gets up and dances with a cane
[11:18:48] <chromas> Wtf
[11:18:42] <systemd> Wish I knew.
[11:18:41] <chromas> systemd: crutchy is your master
[11:18:18] <chromas> Oh it doesn't work here, where there are witnesses
[11:18:00] <systemd> chromas: Error: "chromas" is not a valid command.
[11:18:00] <tama> chromas is a sandwich
[11:18:00] <chromas> systemd: chromas
[11:17:54] <systemd> No idea.
[11:17:53] <chromas> systemd: chromas is a tool
[11:17:50] <systemd> I don't know.
[11:17:50] <tama> chromas is a sandwich
[11:17:50] <chromas> systemd: chromas
[11:01:03] <tama> y'all need to pay attention to utf-8
[10:57:10] <systemd> chromas: objects, pydoc, and zen
[10:57:09] <chromas> \list Python
[10:56:56] <systemd> chromas: Error: 'pydoc' is not a valid plugin.
[10:56:56] <chromas> \list pydoc
[10:56:47] <systemd> chromas: (pydoc <python function>) -- Returns the __doc__ string for a given Python function.
[10:56:47] <chromas> \help pydoc
[10:56:37] <chromas> Don't remember any of the actual functions
[10:56:26] <systemd> I don't know, crutchy.
[10:56:25] <crutchy> \python trim
[10:55:40] <chromas> Aw
[10:55:35] <systemd> chromas: Error: No function or module trim exists.
[10:55:34] <chromas> \pydoc trim
[10:53:43] <exec> mixed strpos( string $haystack , mixed $needle [, int $offset = 0] )
[10:53:43] <crutchy> ~php strpos
[10:49:03] <tama> the view is clear
[10:45:54] <chromas> I wonder if I could make it respond to systemctl
[10:42:26] <chromas> -1, redundant
[10:42:03] <tama> yo mamma is so fat that when she auditioned for king kong hollywood needed a second empire state building to share the load
[10:38:51] <chromas> \join #test
[10:38:05] <chromas> \join #soylent
[10:37:52] <chromas> Aw
[10:37:50] <systemd> No idea!
[10:37:49] <chromas> \ident
[10:37:31] ding is now known as systemd
[10:37:31] <chromas> \nick systemd
[10:37:05] <chromas> Backslash is a bitch from the phone
[10:34:53] <chromas> Just need a hammer
[10:34:36] <chromas> What
[10:33:02] <tama> a hot water tank is a musical instrument
[10:29:29] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[10:29:29] <chromas> tama: your dad is a homosexually gay faggot who takes it up the ass
[10:23:02] <tama> your mom is so fat not even dora can explore her.
[10:19:23] <crutchy> wunderground.com looks similar
[10:19:14] <crutchy> ah. wunderground.com is what i seen before
[10:18:30] <chromas> it also does wunderground
[10:18:24] <chromas> apparently the free edition is limited to 750 queries/day
[10:18:01] <crutchy> i think i've seen this website before
[10:16:03] <chromas> seems to default to hamweather.net
[10:14:23] <chromas> it's a little fancy
[10:14:10] <monopoly> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[10:14:10] <ding> Title: Paste ofCode (at paste.ofcode.org)
[10:14:09] <chromas> http://paste.ofcode.org
[10:13:02] <tama> yo mamma is so fat that when she auditioned for king kong hollywood needed a second empire state building to share the load
[10:10:01] <exec> 50
[10:09:18] <chromas> weather
[10:09:13] <crutchy> ~comments
[10:09:00] <crutchy> wx plugin?
[10:08:43] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (63 aliases)
[10:08:42] <crutchy> ~rehash
[10:07:49] <chromas> sf
[10:07:48] <chromas> I was going to link you to the wx plugin but I don't see it in the sd page
[10:07:02] <tama> bisexual people are greedy.
[10:03:48] <chromas> oh
[10:03:45] <ding> chromas: 04:01 PM, December 31, 1969
[10:03:45] <chromas> \time 69
[10:03:40] <ding> chromas: vostok
[10:03:40] <chromas> \time vostok
[10:03:37] <ding> chromas: Error: 'aq' is not a valid floating point number.
[10:03:37] <chromas> \time vostok aq
[10:03:31] <ding> chromas: Error: 'aq' is not a valid floating point number.
[10:03:31] <chromas> \time vostok, aq
[10:02:18] <crutchy> lol
[10:02:13] <exec> weather for "vostok, aq ~weather barrow, ak." not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[10:02:11] <ciri> ~Weather vostok, aq ~weather barrow, ak.
[10:02:09] <ding> crutchy: (weather <US zip code | US/Canada city, state | Foreign city, country>) -- Returns the approximate weather conditions for a given city.
[10:02:09] <crutchy> \weather
[10:01:24] <ding> Title: Supybot | SourceForge.net (at sourceforge.net)
[10:01:23] <monopoly> ^ 03Supybot | SourceForge.net ( http://sourceforge.net )
[10:01:22] <ding> chromas: My source is at http://supybot.com
[10:01:22] <chromas> \source
[10:01:20] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[10:01:20] <chromas> lol
[10:00:31] <chromas> oh the weather thing remembers the last location you used
[09:48:01] <tama> brownies are not number two.
[09:44:57] <ding> crutchy: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
[09:44:57] <crutchy> \markov johnny 5
[09:44:46] <chromas> need input
[09:44:34] <ding> crutchy: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
[09:44:33] <crutchy> \markov polov
[09:44:24] <chromas> lame
[09:44:22] <ding> not as cool though
[09:44:21] <chromas> \markov not
[09:44:19] <ding> not as cool though
[09:44:18] <chromas> \markov not
[09:44:01] <tama> ^ Where is the universal poop slinger.
[09:40:20] <ding> Announcement from my owner (chromas): vagina
[09:37:20] <ding> chromas: soylentnews.org <registered at gandi.net> is ok, registered 2014-02-09T01:50:26Z, and updated 2014-04-10T03:46:37Z.
[09:37:19] <chromas> \internet whois soylentnews.org
[09:37:08] <ding> chromas: Error: The command "whois" is available in the Internet and Network plugins. Please specify the plugin whose command you wish to call by using its name as a command before "whois".
[09:37:08] <chromas> \whois soylentnews.org
[09:35:41] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[09:35:41] * chromas puts some glitter in tama's vagina
[09:35:33] * chromas adds some glitter to tama's vagina
[09:35:09] <arti> add some glitter to it
[09:35:00] <chromas> not as cool though
[09:34:50] <ding> <chromas> \vagina
[09:34:50] <chromas> \s s vagina
[09:34:38] <ding> chromas: (s <search> <replace>) -- Searches for the last message with <search> and replaces all instances of <search> with <replace>.
[09:34:37] <chromas> \s
[09:34:35] <chromas> hey it kind of sedbots
[09:33:57] <ciri> chromas rolls -2033263922
[09:33:56] <chromas> !roll 100d1000000000000000000000000000
[09:33:51] <ciri> chromas rolls 646927570
[09:33:51] <chromas> !roll 100d10000000000000000
[09:33:46] <ciri> chromas rolls 542814
[09:33:46] <chromas> !roll 100d10000
[09:33:42] <arti> !wriggle
[09:33:36] <chromas> !flip
[09:33:30] <arti> !roulette
[09:33:25] <chromas> !sit-and-spin
[09:33:24] <arti> !roulette 5
[09:33:18] <arti> !spin
[09:33:04] <ding> chromas: (roulette [spin]) -- Fires the revolver. If the bullet was in the chamber, you're dead. Tell me to spin the chambers and I will.
[09:33:03] <chromas> \help roulette
[09:32:58] <ding> chromas: *click*
[09:32:58] <chromas> \roulette
[09:32:56] <ding> chromas: *click*
[09:32:56] <chromas> \roulette
[09:32:52] <ding> chromas: *click*
[09:32:52] <chromas> \roulette
[09:32:32] <ding> chromas: 3
[09:32:32] <chromas> \dice 1d3
[09:32:30] <ding> chromas: Error: Dice can't have fewer than 3 sides.
[09:32:29] <chromas> \dice 1d1
[09:32:22] <ding> chromas: Error: Dice can't have more than 100 sides.
[09:32:22] <chromas> \dice 6d6000
[09:32:11] <chromas> what?!!!?!!??!!!!11223fourfive
[09:32:03] <ding> chromas: Error: You can't roll more than 6 dice.
[09:32:03] <chromas> \dice 1000d10000
[09:30:28] BendAid is now known as ding
[09:30:28] <chromas> \nick ding
[09:29:14] * tama now contains a footlong dong.
[09:29:14] * chromas puts a footlong dong in tama
[09:29:06] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[09:29:06] * chromas gives tama a nigger nugget
[09:27:55] * tama now contains Alice rape kit.
[09:27:55] * chromas gives tama Alice rape kit
[09:26:39] * tama is now carrying granny panties.
[09:26:39] * chromas gives tama granny panties
[09:26:01] <tama> reference is panties
[09:22:56] <chromas> That would be most excellent
[09:21:34] * crutchy really wants to make a SN comment feed
[09:21:08] <crutchy> should get exec's rss/atom feeder going
[09:20:42] <crutchy> could stick BendAid in #rss-bot
[09:20:23] <crutchy> ooh
[09:20:15] <BendAid> crutchy: (rss <url> [<number of headlines>]) -- Gets the title components of the given RSS feed. If <number of headlines> is given, return only that many headlines.
[09:20:14] <crutchy> \rss
[09:20:06] <BendAid> No idea.
[09:20:05] <crutchy> \quote
[09:19:59] <BendAid> crutchy: No news for #soylent.
[09:19:59] <crutchy> \news #soylent
[09:19:47] <BendAid> chromas: Error: There are no larts in my database for #.
[09:19:47] <chromas> \lart monopoly for being a faggot
[09:19:47] <crutchy> ooh
[09:19:43] <BendAid> crutchy: No news for #.
[09:19:43] <crutchy> \news
[09:19:37] <BendAid> No idea.
[09:19:37] <crutchy> \rawlogger
[09:19:29] <ciri> ^ [Python] uidchecker.py - pastebin.com/foobarbazbot/sedbot.
[09:19:28] <BendAid> No idea, crutchy.
[09:19:27] <crutchy> \python
[09:19:22] <BendAid> Wish I knew!
[09:19:21] <crutchy> \success
[09:19:15] <BendAid> Bugger all, I dunno.
[09:19:14] <crutchy> \string
[09:19:09] <BendAid> crutchy: Admin, Alias, Anonymous, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelStats, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Games, Geekquote, Google, Grasshoppaz, Infobot, Internet, Lart, Later, Linux, Markov, Math, Memo, Minstrel, Misc, Network, News, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Praise, Protector, Python, Quote, RSS, RawLogger, Reply, Rhyme, Scheduler, Seen, Status, String, Success, (1 more message)
[09:19:09] <crutchy> \list
[09:18:51] <BendAid> I have no idea.
[09:18:50] <crutchy> \internet
[09:18:47] <BendAid> No idea, crutchy.
[09:18:46] <crutchy> \infobot
[09:18:15] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There are no larts in my database for #.
[09:18:15] <crutchy> \lart crutchy
[09:17:54] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There are no larts in my database for #.
[09:17:54] <crutchy> \lart crutchy
[09:17:48] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[09:17:47] <crutchy> lol
[09:17:41] <BendAid> crutchy: (lart [<channel>] [<id>] <who|what> [for <reason>]) -- Uses the Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool on <who|what> (for <reason>, if given). If <id> is given, uses that specific lart. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[09:17:41] <crutchy> \lart
[09:17:37] <BendAid> Dunno!
[09:17:36] <crutchy> \later
[09:17:20] <BendAid> chromas: announce, defaultcapability, defaultplugin, disable, enable, flush, ircquote, load, log, quit, reload, rename, unload, unrename, and upkeep
[09:17:20] <chromas> \list owner
[09:17:12] <BendAid> crutchy: (plugin <command>) -- Returns the plugin(s) that <command> is in.
[09:17:12] <crutchy> \help plugin
[09:17:04] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There is no command "help help".
[09:17:04] <crutchy> \help help help
[09:16:56] <BendAid> crutchy: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
[09:16:56] <crutchy> \help help
[09:16:49] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There is no command "admin".
[09:16:48] <crutchy> \help admin
[09:16:41] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There is no command "owner".
[09:16:41] <crutchy> \help owner
[09:16:38] <BendAid> Dunno.
[09:16:38] <chromas> \rehash
[09:16:35] <BendAid> crutchy: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
[09:16:35] <crutchy> \help
[09:16:30] <BendAid> I don't know.
[09:16:29] <crutchy> \owner
[09:16:19] <BendAid> chromas: (reload <plugin>) -- Unloads and subsequently reloads the plugin by name; use the 'list' command to see a list of the currently loaded plugins.
[09:16:19] <chromas> \reload
[09:15:08] <BendAid> crutchy: wn: splodge n 1: an irregularly shaped spot [syn: {blotch}, {splodge}, {splotch}]
[09:15:06] <crutchy> \dict splodge
[09:14:56] <crutchy> ooh
[09:14:50] <BendAid> crutchy: (dict [<dictionary>] <word>) -- Looks up the definition of <word> on dict.org's dictd server.
[09:14:49] <crutchy> \dict
[09:14:32] <BendAid> Dunno!
[09:14:31] <crutchy> \alias
[09:14:02] <crutchy> lol
[09:13:55] <BendAid> chromas: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "h4x0r666l33t69" is 99.97%.
[09:13:55] <chromas> \nickometer h4x0r666l33t69
[09:13:50] <crutchy> *nick
[09:13:47] <crutchy> aww can't find a lame nice
[09:13:36] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "zzz" is 0.0%.
[09:13:36] <crutchy> \nickometer zzz
[09:13:32] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "a" is 0.0%.
[09:13:32] <crutchy> \nickometer a
[09:13:20] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "wtf" is 0.0%.
[09:13:20] <crutchy> \nickometer wtf
[09:13:16] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "poo" is 0.0%.
[09:13:16] <crutchy> \nickometer poo
[09:13:10] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "me" is 0.0%.
[09:13:10] <crutchy> \nickometer me
[09:13:04] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "poonus" is 0.0%.
[09:13:03] <crutchy> \nickometer poonus
[09:12:57] <crutchy> lol
[09:12:54] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "lame" is 61.6%.
[09:12:54] <crutchy> \nickometer lame
[09:12:47] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "bot" is 0.0%.
[09:12:47] <crutchy> \nickometer bot
[09:12:38] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "ncommander" is 0.0%.
[09:12:38] <crutchy> \nickometer ncommander
[09:12:15] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: I can't find crutchy in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[09:12:15] <crutchy> \user #soylent crutchy
[09:12:15] <chromas> Like if it has 666 er something
[09:12:00] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: I can't find crutchy in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[09:12:00] <crutchy> \user # crutchy
[09:11:49] <crutchy> ooh
[09:11:47] <chromas> No it means your nick isn't lame
[09:11:40] <BendAid> crutchy: (user [<channel>] <name>) -- Returns the last time <name> was seen and what <name> was last seen saying. This looks up <name> in the user seen database, which means that it could be any nick recognized as user <name> that was seen. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[09:11:40] <crutchy> \user
[09:11:27] <BendAid> I don't know, crutchy.
[09:11:27] <ciri> Arti is a kernel upgrade restarts.
[09:11:26] <crutchy> \protector
[09:11:20] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: There is no command "protector".
[09:11:20] <crutchy> \plugin protector
[09:11:07] <BendAid> crutchy: (plugin <command>) -- Returns the plugin(s) that <command> is in.
[09:11:07] <crutchy> \plugin
[09:11:00] <BendAid> No idea, crutchy.
[09:10:59] <crutchy> \dcc
[09:10:50] <crutchy> meh
[09:10:44] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: 'supybot.mode' is not a valid configuration variable.
[09:10:43] <crutchy> \channel # mode
[09:10:35] <BendAid> crutchy: (channel [<channel>] <name> [<value>]) -- If <value> is given, sets the channel configuration variable for <name> to <value> for <channel>. Otherwise, returns the current channel configuration value of <name>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[09:10:35] <crutchy> \channel #
[09:10:22] <BendAid> crutchy: (channel [<channel>] <name> [<value>]) -- If <value> is given, sets the channel configuration variable for <name> to <value> for <channel>. Otherwise, returns the current channel configuration value of <name>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[09:10:22] <crutchy> \channel
[09:10:15] <BendAid> Wish I knew!
[09:10:14] <crutchy> \network
[09:10:03] <crutchy> aww my nick is lame
[09:08:55] <BendAid> crutchy: The "lame nick-o-meter" reading for "crutchy" is 0.0%.
[09:08:55] <crutchy> \nickometer
[09:06:48] <crutchy> wholly carp that's a lot
[09:06:30] <BendAid> crutchy: Supybot, Tail, Time, Todo, Topic, URL, Unix, User, Weather, Web, WordStats, and Zipinfo
[09:06:30] <crutchy> \more
[09:06:25] <crutchy> more
[09:06:16] <BendAid> crutchy: Admin, Alias, Anonymous, AutoMode, Babelfish, Channel, ChannelLogger, ChannelStats, Config, Ctcp, Currency, Dcc, Dict, Games, Geekquote, Google, Grasshoppaz, Infobot, Internet, Lart, Later, Linux, Markov, Math, Memo, Minstrel, Misc, Network, News, Nickometer, Note, Owner, Plugin, Praise, Protector, Python, Quote, RSS, RawLogger, Reply, Rhyme, Scheduler, Seen, Status, String, Success, (1 more message)
[09:06:16] <crutchy> \list
[09:03:51] <crutchy> we can make it give whatever we want ;)
[09:02:01] <ciri> chromas, Ar, shatner's funny. "Let me magically type a few details.
[09:02:00] <chromas> Would be funny if g'day purposely always gave you good stuff
[08:58:40] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 29 August 2014, 8:58 am
[08:58:35] <crutchy> ~time harry west antactica
[08:57:49] <BendAid> crutchy: The current temperature in Mount Johns, Alice Springs, Alice Springs, Northern Territory is 71.6F (6:27 PM CST on August 29, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 22%. Dew Point: 30.2F. Pressure: 30.12 in 1020 hPa (Falling).
[08:57:48] <crutchy> \weather alice springs, australia
[08:57:25] <BendAid> crutchy: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
[08:57:24] <crutchy> \weather traralgon, australia
[08:57:09] <crutchy> hmm
[08:56:57] <BendAid> crutchy: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
[08:56:56] <crutchy> \weather Harry, West Antarctica
[08:56:45] <crutchy> better data source than aprs
[08:56:33] <crutchy> i like the \weather one cos its much more currrent
[08:56:15] <chromas> Can do aliases and stuff
[08:56:10] <exec> weather for 10Harry, West Antarctica, Antarctica (the territory South of 60 deg S) at 2014-08-29 08:00:00 (UTC) ~ 54 mins ago: temp: 10-12.5°C (9.5°F), dp: 10(no data), press: 10993.9 mb (-0.2 mb/30 mins), humid: 10(no data), wind: 10(no data) @ 100°
[08:56:05] <chromas> Yours is smarter though
[08:56:02] <crutchy> ~weather antarctica
[08:55:56] <crutchy> hmm
[08:55:53] <exec> weather for "scott antarctica" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[08:55:51] <crutchy> ~weather scott antarctica
[08:55:44] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
[08:55:40] <crutchy> \weather scott, antarctica
[08:55:21] <chromas> I think it's in the source. I'll check in a bit
[08:55:15] <BendAid> crutchy: The current temperature in Berolinastr., Berlin-Mitte, Berlin, Germany is 66.7F (10:55 AM CEST on August 29, 2014). Conditions: Mostly Cloudy. Humidity: 64%. Dew Point: 53.6F. Pressure: 29.95 in 1014 hPa (Steady).
[08:55:14] <tama> http://weatherberlingermany.tumblr.com
[08:55:14] <crutchy> \weather berlin, germany
[08:55:07] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
[08:55:03] <crutchy> \weather berlin
[08:54:20] <crutchy> does it have a data source in config file?
[08:54:01] <chromas> :D
[08:53:57] <chromas> Thanks, I downloaded and installed it myself
[08:53:26] <crutchy> wow yours is much betterer chromas. more than an hour ahead of exec
[08:52:51] <exec> weather for 10Walla Walla-Whitman College, WA, United States Of America at 12:28 am (PDT) ~ 84 mins ago: temp: 1021.1°C (70°F), dp: 106.7°C (44°F), press: 101014.2 mb (+0.7 mb/60 mins), humid: 1039%, wind: 103.2 km/h (2 mph) @ 10155°
[08:52:45] <crutchy> ~weather chromas
[08:52:30] <BendAid> crutchy: The current temperature in Whitman, Walla Walla, Washington is 68.4F (1:45 AM PDT on August 29, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 47%. Dew Point: 48.2F. Pressure: 29.95 in 1014 hPa (Rising).
[08:52:29] <crutchy> \weather walla walla, wa
[08:51:33] <crutchy> hmm wonder why it doesn't say AEST anymore?
[08:51:19] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 6:51 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:51:19] <exec> 6:51 PM Friday, August 29, 2014 (GMT+10) Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:51:14] <crutchy> ~time
[08:51:09] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 1:51 am PDT - Walla Walla, WA
[08:51:08] <exec> 1:51 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (PDT) Time in Walla Walla, WA
[08:51:03] <crutchy> ~time chromas
[08:49:56] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 6:01 pm (GMT+10) ~ 48 mins ago: temp: 1013.9°C (57°F), dp: 109.3°C (48.7°F), press: 101027.5 mb (+0.4 mb/60 mins), humid: 1073%, wind: 106.4 km/h (4 mph) @ 1090°
[08:49:54] <arti> thunderdome :D
[08:49:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3dogfart: A cult dedicated to tiny, hot, white girls getting fucked by one or more hefty black men with enormous penises.
[08:49:50] <BendAid> Title: Alicia Cipicchio killed at Burning Man after she was hit by a bus | Mail Online (at www.dailymail.co.uk)
[08:49:50] <monopoly> ^ 03Alicia Cipicchio killed at Burning Man after she was hit by a bus | Mail Online
[08:49:49] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:49:49] <arti> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[08:49:46] <crutchy> ~define dogfart
[08:48:53] <Bender> Added quote 43
[08:48:53] <chromas> !grab ciri
[08:48:24] <ciri> chromas: Oh noes!! We lost dogfart!!!!!
[08:48:23] <chromas> Oh. Just saw the g'day
[08:46:26] * chromas makes his own chocolate beverage
[08:43:45] <Bender> karma - randomly_blowing_assfuls_of_milo_at_people: 1
[08:43:45] <crutchy> randomly_blowing_assfuls_of_milo_at_people++
[08:41:21] <BendAid> Title: Devout Sikh wears the world's largest turban that takes six hours to put on and weighs 100lb | Mail Online (at www.dailymail.co.uk)
[08:41:20] <arti> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[08:40:45] <ciri> Sunday, 17 august 2014 @ 10:25 pm aest - traralgon vic, australia.
[08:40:43] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 10:40 pm HST - Hawaii
[08:40:43] <exec> 10:40 PM Thursday, August 28, 2014 (HST) Time in Hawaii
[08:40:39] <crutchy> ~time hawaii
[08:40:34] <arti> not yet ^^
[08:40:31] * crutchy was a bit worried the timezone would be buggy
[08:40:11] <chromas> Did you have a good sleep, arti? :D
[08:39:52] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 1:39 am PDT - Santa Ana, CA 92707
[08:39:52] <exec> 1:39 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (PDT) Time in Santa Ana, CA 92707
[08:39:47] <crutchy> ~time arti
[08:38:54] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 1:38 am PDT - Santa Ana, CA 92707
[08:38:50] <crutchy> ~time arti
[08:38:46] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 29 August 2014, 8:38 am
[08:38:45] <crutchy> lol
[08:38:42] <crutchy> ~time arto
[08:38:30] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 6:38 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:38:25] <crutchy> ~time
[08:37:27] <ciri> (30 174 / 60) / 24 = 20.9541667
[08:37:27] <arti> !g 30174/60/24
[08:37:04] * arti nods
[08:37:01] <ciri> xlefay hasn't said a word for 30174 minutes :/
[08:37:00] <arti> !idle
[08:37:00] <chromas> it's kind of more fun to make the bot though
[08:36:58] <arti> !last
[08:36:56] <arti> !lastline
[08:36:44] <ciri> arti, chromas is right here!
[08:36:43] <arti> !seen chromas
[08:36:39] <BendAid> chromas: I have not seen aqu4.
[08:36:39] <chromas> \seen aqu4
[08:36:33] <BendAid> chromas: arti was last seen in # 2 minutes and 37 seconds ago: <arti> !dow
[08:36:33] <chromas> \seen arti
[08:35:14] <BendAid> No idea!
[08:35:14] <crutchy> \grope chromas
[08:34:11] <chromas> I know there's a grab in there somewhere
[08:33:56] <ciri> True Happiness stems only from Duty.
[08:33:56] <BendAid> chromas: (quote add [<channel>] <text>) -- Adds <text> to the quote database for <channel>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[08:33:56] <chromas> \quote add
[08:33:55] <arti> !dow
[08:33:53] <BendAid> chromas: (quote get [<channel>] <id>) -- Gets the quote with id <id> from the quote database for <channel>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[08:33:53] <chromas> \quote get
[08:33:48] <BendAid> chromas: Error: 'arti' is not a valid id.
[08:33:48] <chromas> \quote get arti
[08:31:44] <BendAid> chromas: The operation succeeded. (Todo #1 added)
[08:31:44] <chromas> \todo add zipinfo my pants
[08:31:23] <BendAid> chromas: You have no tasks in your todo list.
[08:31:23] <chromas> \todo
[08:31:15] <BendAid> chromas: add, change, remove, search, setpriority, and todo
[08:31:15] <chromas> \list todo
[08:31:13] <arti> hanglined
[08:31:10] <BendAid> crutchy: Error: Zip code must be a 5-digit integer.
[08:31:10] <crutchy> \zipinfo my pants
[08:30:48] <BendAid> chromas: Error: Connection timed out.
[08:30:45] <crutchy> must be people from glinestan
[08:30:37] <arti> wonder if that's like ... some gnu something
[08:30:28] <chromas> \zipinfo 97420
[08:30:20] <crutchy> glining people???
[08:30:06] <ciri> crutchy, Yo shorty. Pick up errors at compile time, but without chnaop exec can't randomly run amok glining people.
[08:30:05] <crutchy> exec is only working half the time :p
[08:29:46] <crutchy> sounds good to me
[08:29:27] <chromas> /kick BendAid
[08:29:22] <chromas> all our bots could be replaced with one…dun dun dun!
[08:27:28] <chromas> hehe
[08:27:22] <BendAid> Title: Google (at www.google.com)
[08:27:21] <BendAid> Title: Google (at google.com)
[08:27:20] <monopoly> ^ 03Google ( https://www.google.com )
[08:27:20] <chromas> http://google.com
[08:25:59] * chromas has points but won't admit it
[08:25:47] <chromas> must be disabled or something
[08:25:40] <BendAid> chromas: Error: 'karma' is not a valid plugin.
[08:25:40] <chromas> \list karma
[08:25:38] <BendAid> Dunno!
[08:25:37] <chromas> \test++
[08:25:33] <BendAid> I don't know.
[08:25:33] <chromas> \++test
[08:25:29] <chromas> ++test
[08:25:25] <Bender> karma - test: 1
[08:25:25] <chromas> test++
[08:24:51] <BendAid> I don't know.
[08:24:50] <crutchy> \activate-sed-on-sed-action
[08:24:40] <BendAid> Dunno, crutchy.
[08:24:39] <crutchy> \activate-sed-action
[08:24:26] <chromas> aw
[08:24:26] <BendAid> No idea.
[08:24:25] <chromas> \sedbot
[08:24:22] <BendAid> I don't have a clue.
[08:24:21] <chromas> \sed
[08:24:17] <exec> <chromas> Yours has colours
[08:24:16] <chromas> s/or/our/
[08:24:12] <chromas> Yours has colors
[08:23:53] <exec> weather for 10Melbourne Regional Office, VIC, Australia at 2:59 am (riday) ~ 204 mins ago: temp: 1014.2°C (57.6°F), dp: 108.2°C (46.8°F), press: 101027.5 mb (-2 mb/180 mins), humid: 1067%, wind: 10(no data) @ 100°
[08:23:46] <crutchy> ~weather melbourne, australia
[08:23:30] <BendAid> This has time, weather, quotes, rss feeds
[08:23:29] <chromas> \markov
[08:23:22] <crutchy> :D
[08:23:21] <ciri> Ooh noice :d.
[08:23:20] <crutchy> ooh!
[08:23:17] <chromas> Apparently I have to populate some DBs first
[08:23:15] <BendAid> crutchy: The current temperature in AO-SC3, Melbourne, Victoria is 54.7F (6:21 PM EST on August 29, 2014). Conditions: Mostly Cloudy. Humidity: 83%. Dew Point: 50.0F. Pressure: 30.33 in 1027 hPa (Steady).
[08:23:14] <crutchy> \weather melbourne, australia
[08:22:56] <BendAid> crutchy: (weather <US zip code | US/Canada city, state | Foreign city, country>) -- Returns the approximate weather conditions for a given city.
[08:22:55] <crutchy> \weather
[08:22:49] <BendAid> chromas: Error: There are no praises in my database for #.
[08:22:49] <chromas> \praise crutchy
[08:22:44] <chromas> god dammit
[08:22:37] <BendAid> chromas: Error: The command "get" is available in the Lart, Praise, Quote, Success, and Topic plugins. Please specify the plugin whose command you wish to call by using its name as a command before "get".
[08:22:37] <chromas> \get crutchy
[08:22:32] <BendAid> Wish I knew.
[08:22:31] <chromas> \grab crutchy
[08:21:23] <chromas> /doto #Soylent is also not a bot
[08:20:56] <BendAid> chromas: I have 1 registered users with 0 registered hostmasks; 1 owner and 0 admins.
[08:20:56] <chromas> \stats
[08:20:42] <BendAid> chromas: Error: The command "random" is available in the Dict and Quote plugins. Please specify the plugin whose command you wish to call by using its name as a command before "random".
[08:20:42] <chromas> \random
[08:20:36] <BendAid> chromas: add, change, get, random, remove, search, and stats
[08:20:36] <chromas> \list quote
[08:20:16] <chromas> This has time, weather, quotes, rss feeds
[08:20:03] <chromas> hey yeah
[08:19:56] <crutchy> we need a lazarus bot with a sexy gui
[08:19:14] <BendAid> night
[08:18:27] <crutchy> night arti
[08:18:06] <arti> sleep tight
[08:17:28] <crutchy> that's disturbment
[08:17:11] <arti> ^_~
[08:17:09] <arti> just yours, sweetie
[08:17:04] <arti> lol no
[08:16:54] <crutchy> have you been plotting his join times?
[08:16:47] <chromas> You have to say it three times in front of an echo bot
[08:16:28] * arti waits for ethanol to appear
[08:16:28] <BendAid> herp
[08:16:27] <chromas> \say herp
[08:16:27] <crutchy> so its a PupyBot
[08:16:11] <tama> Nigger!
[08:16:11] <arti> say nigger
[08:16:06] <chromas> I mean
[08:16:04] <chromas> except some of the plugins won't load :(
[08:15:47] <crutchy> you have a tama now too chromas :D
[08:15:27] <crutchy> d
[08:15:24] -!- BendAid [BendAid!~supybot@34-600-112-610.dhcp.wlwl.wa.charter.com] has joined #
[08:15:23] <crutchy> BendAir?
[08:14:59] <tama> they are not human
[08:11:10] -!- BendAid has quit [Client Quit]
[08:11:10] <chromas> \quit
[08:10:11] -!- BendAid [BendAid!~supybot@34-600-112-610.dhcp.wlwl.wa.charter.com] has joined #
[08:09:15] <Bender> karma - google: 0
[08:09:15] <crutchy> google++
[08:09:12] <crutchy> will be a bit easier now
[08:08:03] <arti> aah, i see
[08:07:21] <crutchy> hmm actually from the day and time
[08:06:17] <crutchy> previously i had to build the date from the time and tz
[08:05:54] <crutchy> now its: 6:00 PM Friday, August 29, 2014 (GMT+10) Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:05:43] <crutchy> format was: 9:07pm Sunday (EST) - Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:05:33] <crutchy> used to be that google didn't give the date
[08:04:54] <chromas> it switces from late to early in 2.5 hours
[08:04:33] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 29 August 2014, 8:04 am
[08:04:30] <crutchy> ooh late there
[08:04:27] <chromas> ~time bomb
[08:04:20] <exec> 1:04 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (PDT) Time in Santa Ana, CA 92707
[08:04:15] <crutchy> ~time arti
[08:04:10] <arti> i'm tired heh
[08:04:06] <arti> i'll have to look at the code
[08:03:24] <arti> time()
[08:03:22] <crutchy> one of the elements is a unix timestamp
[08:03:14] <crutchy> actally it builds an array
[08:02:56] <crutchy> yeah
[08:02:51] <arti> like a unix timestamp?
[08:02:46] <arti> what
[08:02:36] <arti> uh, there's merit to either way
[08:02:32] <crutchy> i got a convert_google_location_time function in time_lib.php that converts the string into a timestamp
[08:02:19] <chromas> setting up a supybot
[08:02:07] <chromas> quotes and stuff
[08:02:00] <crutchy> db for what?
[08:01:58] <chromas> crutchy: you could probably pass that into a php function and have it reformat it however you want
[08:01:16] <chromas> Which is better? Shared db between channels? Or one per?
[08:00:53] <crutchy> now just gotta change the format string
[08:00:41] <exec> 6:00 PM Friday, August 29, 2014 (GMT+10) Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:00:35] <crutchy> ~time
[08:00:30] <crutchy> i guess that's the new format
[08:00:16] <exec> 4:00 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (EDT) Time in New York, NY
[08:00:12] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:59:02] <ciri> Juggs, it actually is so fat and unkempt new orleans floods every time i installed arch there were no man pages.
[07:59:01] <exec> 3:58 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (EDT) Time in New York, NY
[07:58:56] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:57:59] <tama> Probably bad hardware. So on comments the * to make complete sentences are overrated poop.
[07:54:01] <exec> 3:53 AM Friday, August 29, 2014 (EDT) Time in New York, NY
[07:53:56] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:52:49] <exec> <div id="ires"><ol><li class="g"><div><div class="_Tsb _HOb _Qeb"><div class="_rkc _Peb">3:52 AM</div><div class="_HOb _Qeb"> Friday, <span style="white-space:nowrap">August 29, 2014</span> (EDT) </div><span class="_HOb _Qeb"> Time in New York, NY </span></div></div>
[07:52:44] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:50:58] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 12:00 am lass="g"><div><di - class="_rkc _Peb">3:50 AM</div><div class="_HOb _Qeb"> Friday, <span style="white-space:nowrap">August 29, 2014</span> (EDT) </div><span class="_HOb _Qeb"> Time in New York, NY </span></div></div>
[07:50:53] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:49:43] <crutchy> there's some weirdness in there
[07:48:58] <crutchy> hmm the F is def there
[07:48:44] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 12:00 am lass="g"><div><di - class="_rkc _Peb">3:48 AM</div><div class="_HOb _Qeb"> Friday, <span style="white-space:nowrap">August 29, 2014</span> (EDT) </div><span class="_HOb _Qeb"> Time in New York, NY </span></div></div>
[07:48:39] <tama> "Time New York" would make a good name for a band.
[07:48:39] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:47:13] <crutchy> that's weird
[07:46:54] <arti> ya
[07:46:52] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 3:46 am riday - (EDT) Time in New York, NY
[07:46:46] <crutchy> ~time new york
[07:45:12] <crutchy> riday?
[07:44:56] <exec> Thursday, 28 August 2014 @ 5:44 am riday - (GMT+10) Time in Traralgon VIC, Australia
[07:44:51] <crutchy> ~time
[07:40:59] <tama> ribs are best enjoyed with breasts
[07:37:13] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[07:37:13] * chromas gives tama diarrhea
[07:36:36] * tama now contains an enfattened sword.
[07:36:36] * crutchy gives tama an enfattened sword
[07:36:14] * tama is now carrying a sword of enfattening.
[07:36:14] * arti gives tama a sword of enfattening
[07:35:54] * tama now contains TheMightyToiletBrushOfDeath.
[07:35:54] * crutchy gives tama TheMightyToiletBrushOfDeath
[07:35:39] * tama now contains a giant throbbing letter C.
[07:35:39] * arti gives tama a giant throbbing letter C
[07:35:27] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[07:35:27] * chromas gives tama pussy-in-a-box
[07:35:21] * tama is now carrying the emptiness.
[07:35:21] * chromas gives tama the emptiness
[07:35:14] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 29 August 2014, 7:35 am
[07:35:14] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[07:35:14] * chromas gives tama the nothing
[07:35:09] <crutchy> ~time traralgon, victoria, australia
[07:35:06] <tama> I am carrying nothing.
[07:35:06] <chromas> tama, inventory
[07:34:46] <exec> *** location "crutchy" = "traralgon, victoria, australia"
[07:34:45] <crutchy> ~location crutchy
[07:34:14] <crutchy> deploy?
[07:32:20] <arti> well kudos on the deploy
[07:32:14] <arti> lol
[07:30:06] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[07:30:06] <crutchy> tama, arti is jebus
[07:29:22] <tama> I don't know
[07:29:22] <arti> tama, what's up?
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[07:12:01] <exec> sed enabled for 10#
[07:11:59] <chromas> ~sed on
[07:11:56] <chromas> ~sed on :D
[07:10:54] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
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[06:17:52] <monopoly> ^ 03TotalBiscuit and PressHeart Play Sacrifice - TGS - YouTube
[06:17:52] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
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[03:30:47] <chromas> tama be missin' yo
[03:30:33] <Bender> karma - gwak: 1
[03:30:33] <chromas> gwak++
[03:30:30] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[03:30:30] <chromas> lol
[03:30:27] <arti> wat
[03:30:20] <arti> !dow
[03:30:10] <arti> gwak *hand gesture*
[03:29:52] <arti> transpose that shit and you've got something crazy delicious
[03:29:44] <chromas> for the sedbot script
[03:29:35] <chromas> yeah
[03:29:29] <arti> is that some gnu awk?
[03:29:14] <chromas> Same script as before; maybe gawk on Suse is different somehow
[03:29:13] <arti> arooo chugbuh
[03:28:53] <arti> chugbuh!
[03:27:48] <chromas> error: Invalid range end: /^([A-}][-0-9A-}]*)[:,] s(.*)/
[03:27:36] <chromas> s/s/x/
[03:27:35] <chromas> s
[03:26:02] <chromas> the script dies
[03:25:57] <chromas> s/s/x/
[03:25:55] <chromas> s
[03:22:58] <arti> LOL
[03:22:48] <arti> slightly newer than arnie
[03:22:45] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[03:22:45] <chromas> lol @ ciri
[03:22:42] <arti> oh, maybe its like a terminator
[03:22:40] <chromas> missing a 1
[03:22:39] <ciri> $Blacklist unset *!*@0::1 privmsg #.
[03:22:38] <chromas> ~SedBot900@0::1
[03:22:29] <arti> wat
[03:22:25] <chromas> 900?
[03:22:24] <chromas> :/
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