# | Logs for 2014-08-27

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[00:19:35] <chromas> Oh noes
[00:21:01] <chromas> oh that's right; I accidently killed muh desktop when I thought my keyboard was hooked to this other box
[00:24:01] -!- SedBot2000 [SedBot2000!~SedBot200@62-36-590-45.dhcp.knwc.wa.charter.com] has joined #
[00:24:23] <tama> some dogs are brown
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[00:29:32] <chromas> x
[00:29:40] <chromas> s/x/se\1/
[00:29:40] <SedBot2000> <chromas> se
[00:29:43] <chromas> x
[00:29:46] <chromas> s/(x)/se\1/
[00:29:46] <SedBot2000> <chromas> sex
[00:29:57] <chromas> (making sure I did it right)
[00:33:23] <tama> glass ceilings are best paired with glass slippers.
[03:57:35] <chromas> tama: sluts
[03:57:35] <tama> I don't know
[03:57:41] <chromas> tama: trees
[03:57:41] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[03:57:45] <chromas> tama: cow
[03:57:45] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[03:58:05] * chromas gives tama a cow, man
[03:58:05] * tama drops a scrotum seam and takes a cow, man.
[04:01:30] <tama> ciri is the enemy
[05:02:11] <chromas> tama: s/c/s/
[05:02:11] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[05:02:11] <SedBot2000> <chromas> <tama> siri is the enemy
[05:03:00] * chromas wonders if sedbot died in #Soylent
[05:03:49] <arti> but it works elsewhere?
[05:04:41] <chromas> Each channel has its own instance of the awk script
[05:04:48] <arti> fawk.
[05:08:32] <tama> your mom is so ancient if she walked any slower she'd be backing up
[05:08:50] <chromas> Would be amusing to try it without the tail -fn1. I expect it would 'replay' the whole log and reply to everything again
[05:09:35] <arti> this kills the computer.
[05:10:14] <chromas> tama: this kills the computer and hides the body
[05:10:14] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[05:10:28] <arti> there is no way this bot can mingle in the main chan
[05:11:14] <chromas> Too many error messages 😃
[05:11:55] <chromas> There's always ## but we have almost as many people in here now
[05:13:23] <chromas> tama: tama <tama> tama
[05:13:23] <tama> chromas: I already had it that way
[05:13:51] <chromas> tama: ciri <ciri> ciri
[05:13:52] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[05:14:11] <chromas> tama: Marsha <Marsha> Marsha
[05:14:11] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[05:15:12] <chromas> tama: 🙈<🙉>🙊
[05:15:12] <tama> I do not know.
[05:15:18] <chromas> tama: 🙈 <🙉> 🙊
[05:15:18] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[05:15:24] <chromas> Aw
[05:16:08] <chromas> tama: y'all <need> to pay attention to utf-8
[05:16:08] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[05:18:44] <chromas> tama: test <\>> car
[05:18:44] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[05:19:39] <chromas> tama, x > y
[05:19:39] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[05:23:15] <arti> loggie is in here.
[05:23:16] <ciri> /Kick loggie; emit taboo series of phonemes.
[05:26:32] <tama> chromas is unable to keep pets in a state compatible with life.
[05:26:34] <chromas> Yeah don't remember why it came back
[05:26:48] <chromas> Takes kicks and invites
[05:28:18] <chromas> ciri is also learning
[05:29:09] <chromas> ~say .op chromas
[05:29:10] <exec> .op chromas
[05:29:14] <chromas> Aw
[05:29:21] <arti> yeah i need to figure out whats up with the dcc shit
[05:30:47] <chromas> tama: dogs are jealous when other pets get attention and also they steal cat food
[05:30:47] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[05:31:47] <chromas> tama: babies also <steal> pet food
[05:31:48] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[05:32:27] <chromas> tama: test <> test
[05:32:27] <tama> I don't know
[05:32:35] <chromas> tama: test < > test
[05:32:35] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[05:34:14] <chromas> You'll just have to create a new bot from scratch in Haskell or ocaml maybe
[05:37:33] <tama> ciri is my lover
[05:50:07] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:50:08] <monopoly> ^ 03Gorillaz - Do Ya Thing (HD) - YouTube
[05:50:24] <arti> the haskell one is completely magic
[05:53:33] <tama> just like what used to be called rock is now pop
[06:00:56] <chromas> Neighborhood mexican kids out playing on skateboards saying "Nigga nigga nigga"
[06:02:35] <chromas> \0x1action pokes link\0x1
[06:06:34] <tama> where is Lylat and why isn't it on the map?
[06:40:49] <arti> pretty wild
[06:40:50] <arti> lol
[06:40:50] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[06:40:52] <arti> http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:40:53] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Clint Malarchuk: Clint Malarchuk (born May 1, 1961) is a retired Canadian professional ice hockey goaltender who played in the National Hockey League (NHL) between 1981 and 1992. He has been a coach for four NHL teams and two minor league teams, most rec...
[06:40:57] <arti> http://pr0gramm.com
[06:40:58] <monopoly> ^ 03pr0gramm.com
[06:44:36] <tama> it is so dark and muggy out for a minute I thought I was in Harlem
[07:41:42] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[07:41:59] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[07:44:27] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :tama, arti knows the meaning of life... kill him!
[07:44:28] <dogfart> tama, arti knows the meaning of life... kill him!
[07:44:28] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[07:47:38] <tama> There is some optimization going on in my pants
[08:30:37] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :dogfart++
[08:31:41] <arti> say beep boop failed infinite loop
[08:31:41] <tama> Beep boop failed infinite loop!
[08:32:07] <arti> going to read a bit, one more day of driving slog.
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[08:35:40] <tama> female sex organs are made of sweet sweet lies.
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[08:42:47] -!- mode/# [+o crutchy] by juggler
[08:43:31] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[08:44:02] <crutchy> .deop
[08:44:02] -!- mode/# [-o crutchy] by juggler
[08:44:27] -!- mode/# [+v arti] by juggler
[08:44:32] -!- mode/# [+v chromas] by juggler
[08:44:49] -!- mode/# [+v juggs] by juggler
[08:47:40] <tama> magic noodles are amazing.
[08:49:19] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[08:52:40] <tama> if it's not a personal question are you a virgin?
[09:35:14] <crutchy> ~users nicks
[09:35:22] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[09:38:41] <tama> crutchy is a hermit.
[09:50:09] <crutchy> ~users nick chromas
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[10:05:36] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[10:05:37] <exec> buckets flushed
[10:05:48] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has parted #
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[10:05:55] -!- mode/# [+o crutchy] by juggler
[10:05:58] <crutchy> .deop
[10:05:58] -!- mode/# [-o crutchy] by juggler
[12:02:49] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[12:02:50] <exec> buckets flushed
[12:03:41] <crutchy> ~join #test
[12:18:27] <crutchy> ~restart
[12:18:28] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
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[12:18:51] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[12:21:07] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[12:21:42] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[12:21:48] <crutchy> ~join #test
[12:21:53] <crutchy> ~join #sublight
[12:21:58] <crutchy> ~join #botcommand
[12:23:40] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[12:24:18] <crutchy> ~users nicks #soylent
[12:24:48] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[12:25:57] <crutchy> ~users nick bryan
[12:26:34] <crutchy> ~users nick chromas
[12:59:00] SedBot2000 is now known as SedBot9001
[13:22:51] <crutchy> ~users nicks #test
[14:03:30] <crutchy> !quote ciri
[14:03:30] <Bender> Quote 5 - <ciri> Oooops... Sorry folks! My utf-8 testing to do me actions without that space, it's currently....... 42 Dafuq.
[14:03:34] <Bender> Also in quotes: 7, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 18, 19, 21, 22, 26, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 37, 38, 39
[14:03:45] <crutchy> !quote 21
[14:03:45] <Bender> Quote 21 - <ciri> chromas: Gives tama penile implants (yes, plural.
[14:03:53] <crutchy> !quote 22
[14:03:53] <Bender> Quote 22 - <ciri> chromas: Fuckin hell, jar jar polled higher than congress.
[14:04:02] <crutchy> !quote 26
[14:04:02] <Bender> Quote 26 - <ciri> exec, Somebody said the magic word and i thought the speech bubble was funny.
[14:04:11] <crutchy> !quote 33
[14:04:11] <Bender> Quote 33 - <crutchy> i was gunna grab you ciri
[14:04:26] <crutchy> !quote 34
[14:04:26] <Bender> Quote 34 - <ciri> tama: Juggs is the universal poop slinger: unable to find the optimum usually. The current id and adds 1024 to it and send pull request.
[14:04:39] <crutchy> !quote 11
[14:04:39] <Bender> Quote 11 - <ciri> Peer pressure: "hi, someone's let their cock loose on the floor in a restaurant manager.
[14:04:51] <crutchy> lmao
[14:13:40] <crutchy> ~part #sublight
[14:13:45] <crutchy> ~part #test
[14:13:51] <crutchy> ~part #botcommand
[21:03:10] <chromas> !Quote 67
[21:03:22] <chromas> !quote 67
[21:03:23] <Bender> Can't find quote 67
[21:08:48] <chromas> !quote 212
[21:08:48] <Bender> Can't find quote 212
[21:08:57] <chromas> !roll 212
[21:08:58] <ciri> chromas rolls incorrectly. Try <n>d<x>[<mod>]: where <n> is number of dice, <x> is number of sides, <mod> is an expression of addition or subtraction
[21:09:56] <chromas> !roll 100d9999999999999999
[21:09:56] <ciri> chromas rolls -1759679419
[21:10:24] <chromas> Ooh, bank error in my favor
[21:10:25] <ciri> Ooh was that supposed to obfuscate your var names?
[21:45:09] <crutchy> ciri, you know who else obfuscates your var names? MY MOM!!!!
[21:53:51] <chromas> /restart almost an upgrade
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[21:55:15] <crutchy> do not pass go. do not collect $200
[21:55:33] <chromas> aw
[21:55:38] <crutchy> tama, chromas is the monopoly guy
[21:55:44] <crutchy> ?
[21:55:46] <chromas> could'a used that two hundred monies
[21:55:48] <crutchy> !
[21:55:51] <crutchy> mee too
[21:56:40] <chromas> when I restart, chanfix comes and makes me op again, then makes monopoly op. When I de-op myself, it keeps coming back to 'fix' it
[21:57:27] <chromas> Guess I need to wait awhile
[21:58:08] <chromas> I think your new process tools in exec would be just right for managing SedBot
[22:10:03] <crutchy> could use a script or two to automate adding new channels
[22:10:35] <crutchy> simple scripts (just echoing same commands as you would in irc)
[22:14:06] <crutchy> what channel is that in?
[22:14:31] * crutchy has been working on some user tracking utilities to help debug problems
[22:15:08] <crutchy> eventually when user tracking is working properly, i can use it to fix up irciv and get back into it :D
[22:16:41] <chromas> irciv++
[22:16:41] <Bender> karma - irciv: 4
[22:33:32] <crutchy> if you wanna try setting up an exec i can help as much as i can
[22:33:47] <crutchy> gotta go to work now though so would have to be later :(
[22:33:52] <crutchy> workipoos--
[22:33:52] <Bender> karma - workipoos: -1
[22:33:58] <crutchy> cya
[22:50:55] <chromas> I'll give it a go on a while
[22:51:09] <chromas> Workipoos--
[22:51:09] <Bender> karma - workipoos: -2
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