# | Logs for 2014-08-26
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[01:17:55] * chromas gives tama webmin and tells him to shove it
[01:17:55] * tama is now carrying webmin and tells him to shove it.
[01:21:42] <tama> bewbs are running for president
[02:28:44] -!- aqu4 has quit [Quit: aqu4bot is restarting...]
[02:28:48] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has joined #
[02:35:31] <chromas> ~say !beer x
[02:35:32] <exec> !beer x
[02:35:33] * ciri pours some x from the tap and slides it to exec
[02:38:44] <tama> enterprise is space toilet
[02:39:43] <chromas> $burrito chromas
[02:39:43] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at chromas
[02:42:16] <chromas> $burrito SexBot
[02:42:16] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at SexBot
[02:42:16] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[02:42:16] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[02:45:44] <tama> your momma's tits are so big that when she drives a car she needs a trailer out in front
[02:48:23] <chromas> a tit-ler
[02:48:24] <ciri> I know now a total of 473 things about 309 subjects. I was digging around in panic.
[02:51:44] <tama> Yo mama is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
[02:58:49] <chromas> tama: you can x
[02:58:49] <tama> I don't know anything about that.
[02:58:55] <chromas> tama: you have x
[02:58:55] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[02:58:59] <chromas> tama: you were x
[02:58:59] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[02:59:04] <chromas> tama: you had x
[02:59:04] <tama> I do not know.
[02:59:30] <chromas> tama: you <verb> z
[02:59:30] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[02:59:33] <chromas> tama, z
[02:59:33] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[02:59:37] <chromas> tama, you
[02:59:37] <tama> you ARE DEAD
[02:59:41] <chromas> tama, you
[02:59:41] <tama> you verb z
[02:59:47] <chromas> d-damn
[03:00:08] <chromas> tama, you <had> shoes
[03:00:08] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[03:00:11] <chromas> tama, shoes
[03:00:11] <tama> I don't know anything about that.
[03:00:14] <chromas> tama, you
[03:00:14] <tama> you had shoes
[03:00:51] <chromas> tama, you <can> add a piece of lime or lemon peel to your garbage disposer to make it smell nice
[03:00:51] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[03:01:33] <chromas> tama, can
[03:01:33] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[03:01:39] <chromas> tama, lime
[03:01:39] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[03:01:47] <chromas> <:(
[03:01:51] <chromas> tama, you
[03:01:51] <tama> you had shoes
[03:01:52] <chromas> tama, you
[03:01:52] <tama> you are as presumptuous as you are poor and irish. tarnish notte the majesty of my tower of hats.
[03:02:02] <chromas> lool
[03:05:45] <tama> your mom is so fat when she rolls into town they have to alert Tokyo
[04:08:11] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:08:12] <monopoly> ^ 03Diesels Rolling Coal on PEOPLE 2014 Compilation - YouTube
[04:11:47] <tama> chromas is a pickled herring
[05:56:18] <chromas> somebody needs maintenance
[05:56:34] <chromas> oh
[05:57:55] * chromas should watch the whole video
[05:59:18] <chromas> "I know global warming is a scam and that Obama is the worst president we had"
[05:59:18] <chromas> ^ 183 replies
[06:02:50] <tama> fish is greater than bash
[06:30:31] <chromas> just noticed |. is filled with sn stories
[06:33:51] <tama> tama is ciri
[06:33:57] <chromas> comments, too
[06:37:51] <tama> how is it going?
[06:37:51] <ciri> you talking to me?
[06:40:51] <tama> anal beads are to be traded with the natives.
[06:40:52] <chromas> Yah, youse; whatchu gonna doo about it?
[06:44:51] <tama> bacon grease is good for tricking dogs into eating paper.
[08:43:29] <chromas> tama, x like 3
[08:43:29] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[08:43:31] <chromas> tama, x likes 3
[08:43:31] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[08:43:37] <chromas> tama, x enjoy 3
[08:43:37] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[08:43:49] <chromas> tama, dogs <like> chewing corn cobs
[08:43:49] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[08:46:55] <tama> vajajay is a brand of mexican food
[08:49:24] <chromas> tama, A family Mexican restaurant is not the same as an authentic Mexican restaurant
[08:49:24] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[08:52:55] <tama> children are delicious when cooked medium rare
[08:57:35] <crutchy> tama, an authentic mexican restaurant sells authentic mexican vajayjay
[08:57:35] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[09:00:55] <tama> yo mamma is so fat that if she wanted to go to the moon they would need a saturn 5 just to lift her undies
[09:09:53] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[09:10:54] <chromas> ~join #Soylent
[09:11:00] <chromas> aw
[09:14:56] <tama> facebook is 4chan that doesn't forget
[09:16:48] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[09:16:48] <exec> crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[09:19:29] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[09:19:30] <exec> crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[09:21:56] <chromas> ~dogfart dogfart dogfart dogfart
[09:24:56] <tama> ciri is a badass
[09:36:01] <crutchy> ooh koni is online. yay!
[09:36:17] <crutchy> wtf. koni?
[09:38:21] <chromas> koni2012
[09:41:57] <tama> enterprise is space toilet
[09:41:58] <ciri> [Perl necklace] => wandering in a 2001 space odyssey kinda way.
[09:42:53] <crutchy> !grab ciri
[09:42:53] <Bender> Added quote 39
[09:45:57] <tama> chromas is unable to keep pets in a state compatible with life.
[09:54:33] <crutchy> tama, chromas keeps his pets in windows vista
[09:54:33] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[09:55:29] <chromas> They'll never figure out all those UAC prompts
[09:56:11] <crutchy> tama, the life program is only compatible with ios
[09:56:11] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:57:19] <crutchy> tama, the blue screen of death is the way that windows informs you that you're adopted
[09:57:19] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:57:56] <crutchy> tama, i am so smart, i am so smart, s.m.r.t. i mean s.m.a.r.t.
[09:57:56] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[09:59:12] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[09:59:13] <exec> crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[09:59:38] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[09:59:40] <exec> crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[10:00:04] <chromas> from #archlinux: <Shinryuu> let the whole world burn alone in boners
[10:00:36] <crutchy> lol
[10:00:48] <crutchy> chromas, s/in/inside/
[10:00:48] <SexBot> <crutchy> <chromas> from #archlinsideux: <Shinryuu> let the whole world burn alone in boners
[10:00:54] <crutchy> :/
[10:01:07] <crutchy> chromas, s/ in/ inside/
[10:01:07] <SexBot> <crutchy> <chromas> from #archlinux: <Shinryuu> let the whole world burn alone inside boners
[10:01:29] <crutchy> does #archlinux have a monopoly?
[10:01:36] <crutchy> or a SexBot?
[10:01:36] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[10:01:47] <chromas> it has a supybot that does titles
[10:01:52] <crutchy> ooh
[10:02:03] <crutchy> is that on freenode?
[10:02:08] <chromas> yeah
[10:02:39] <chromas> I think you might have to be registered with nickserv to get in for some reason
[10:03:55] <chromas> wish we had that many users
[10:04:24] <crutchy> fuck me drunk over a fraggle sideways
[10:04:38] <crutchy> 1183!?
[10:04:48] <chromas> aw, couldn't even finish the !grab
[10:05:03] <crutchy> we gunna need a bigger boat
[10:05:17] <crutchy> ooh we could spawn 1100 bots :p
[10:05:28] <chromas> :D
[10:06:00] <crutchy> ncommander would be like 'ooh the batcave is like sooo much cooler than soylent... we should rename soylent to the batcave'
[10:06:46] <chromas> .~bot new frapnel spriggle fraggle uncle_drinky, tartfox, executiveSexBot, pooples, rapies
[10:06:46] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[10:07:21] <crutchy> oh yes. save that list :D
[10:10:57] <tama> the Jews are responsible for beta
[10:11:58] <chromas> ^ that automatically makes tama an anti-semite
[10:12:00] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:12:03] <exec> crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[10:12:56] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:12:59] <exec> crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[10:13:19] <chromas> ~bot say dogfar: PRIVMSG # :test
[10:13:22] <exec> chromas: invalid command "PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfar:
[10:13:24] <chromas> ~bot say dogfart: PRIVMSG # :test
[10:13:26] <exec> chromas: invalid command "PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart:
[10:13:34] <chromas> ~bot say dogfart: say PRIVMSG # :test
[10:13:36] <exec> chromas: invalid command "say PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart:
[10:13:44] <chromas> ~bot say :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:13:48] <exec> chromas: invalid command "PRIVMSG # :test" for :dogfart
[10:14:20] <chromas> ~bot say dogfart :PRIVMSG # :test
[10:14:23] <exec> chromas: invalid command ":PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[10:14:24] <crutchy> gradually moving a var_dump down the irc_lib.php/parse_data function
[10:14:32] <chromas> ah
[10:14:47] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:14:49] <exec> crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[10:15:17] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:15:18] <exec> crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart PRIVMSG # :test" for dogfart
[10:15:28] <crutchy> found the problem line
[10:15:35] <chromas> woohoo!
[10:15:45] <chromas> $beer crutchy
[10:15:45] * aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[10:16:24] <chromas> ~say !beer rum, even though you've had more than enough,
[10:16:25] <exec> !beer rum, even though you've had more than enough,
[10:16:26] * ciri pours some rum, even though you've had more than enough, from the tap and slides it to exec
[10:16:35] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:16:36] <dogfart> test
[10:16:40] <crutchy> :D
[10:16:40] <chromas> w000
[10:16:59] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart JOIN #Soylent
[10:17:08] <chromas> ~spawn 5000 dogfart
[10:17:10] <crutchy> this is spooky cool :D
[10:17:13] <crutchy> lmao
[10:18:33] <chromas> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG #Soylent :What's that smell?
[10:18:43] <chromas> oh
[10:18:53] <crutchy> it said twice?
[10:19:01] <chromas> yeah weird
[10:19:40] <chromas> say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :What's that smell?
[10:19:40] <tama> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :What's that smell!
[10:19:42] <ciri> Crutchy: invalid command ":dogfart privmsg # :test" for dogfart.
[10:19:54] <chromas> ciri
[10:20:04] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:20:05] <dogfart> test
[10:20:05] <dogfart> test
[10:20:22] <crutchy> crapé
[10:21:44] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:21:45] <dogfart> test
[10:21:45] <dogfart> test
[10:21:53] <crutchy> hmm not that area
[10:22:51] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:22:52] <dogfart> test
[10:22:52] <dogfart> test
[10:25:58] <tama> you can add a piece of lime or lemon peel to your garbage disposer to make it smell nice
[10:28:19] <crutchy> tama, a garbage disposer is not a vajayjay
[10:28:19] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[10:28:44] <chromas> tama, unless you're married
[10:28:44] <tama> I don't know
[10:30:22] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:30:23] <dogfart> test
[10:30:23] <dogfart> test
[10:31:04] <chromas> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:31:05] <dogfart> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:31:05] <dogfart> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:31:13] <chromas> aw
[10:32:56] <crutchy> hmm wonder why that didn't work
[10:33:16] <chromas> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :~say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:33:17] <dogfart> ~say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:33:17] <dogfart> ~say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:33:32] <chromas> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :/say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:33:33] <dogfart> /say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:33:33] <dogfart> /say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:33:39] <crutchy> s/hmm wonder why that didn't work/that's my super secret security system :p/
[10:33:39] <SexBot> <crutchy> that's my super secret security system :p
[10:33:57] <chromas> dangit! I'll get an infinite loop going somehow!
[10:34:00] <crutchy> ...that i had nfi about
[10:34:24] <chromas> maybe dogfart doesn't listen to itself
[10:34:34] <chromas> and isn't authed for exec
[10:34:42] <crutchy> ah
[10:34:56] <chromas> ~say /say test
[10:34:57] <exec> /say test
[10:34:57] <monopoly> test
[10:34:59] <crutchy> ~bot has an auth list
[10:35:14] <crutchy> dogfart is just a pleb
[10:35:31] <crutchy> it did try to run it though :p
[10:35:35] <chromas> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :/say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:35:36] <dogfart> /say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:35:36] <dogfart> /say ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:35:48] <chromas> oh yeah, there's ~ detection now
[10:35:54] <chromas> so they all have condoms I guess
[10:36:02] <chromas> protection-+
[10:36:22] <crutchy> half the fun, half the babies
[10:36:23] <ciri> crutchy, Ahem, the radiation therapy that melted half his face.
[10:38:03] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:38:05] <dogfart> test
[10:38:05] <dogfart> test
[10:38:10] <crutchy> :/
[10:40:51] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:40:52] <dogfart> test
[10:40:52] <dogfart> test
[10:42:15] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:42:17] <dogfart> test
[10:42:17] <dogfart> test
[10:42:21] <crutchy> bugger
[10:43:50] <crutchy> oh shit
[10:43:57] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart QUIT
[10:43:59] -!- dogfart has quit [Quit: dogfart]
[10:44:06] <crutchy> need to reconnect it
[10:44:15] * crutchy puts dunce hat on
[10:44:23] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[10:44:44] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[10:44:59] * crutchy has been changing code and watching for a change to code that is still running :/
[10:45:09] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:45:10] <dogfart> test
[10:45:14] <chromas> whoops
[10:45:14] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[10:45:15] <dogfart> test
[10:45:22] <crutchy> there we go
[10:46:03] <crutchy> now i can start making command shortcuts
[10:49:58] <tama> there is an old expression, don't keep both your nuts in one sac
[10:50:14] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[10:51:20] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart QUIT
[10:51:34] <crutchy> ~killall
[10:51:35] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[10:51:35] <exec> terminated pid 6362: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#Soylent' 'crutchy'
[10:51:35] <exec> terminated pid 10011: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[10:51:35] <exec> terminated pid 10194: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[10:51:40] <crutchy> ?
[10:51:41] <ciri> Well, now you got the care he needed. Permenent scarring form burns is stupid easy to fix some bugs, and if you mouse over that.
[10:53:43] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[10:54:01] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[10:54:57] * chromas gives tama a bag of dicks
[10:54:57] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[10:57:16] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[10:57:38] <crutchy> ~killall
[10:57:39] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[10:57:39] <exec> terminated pid 10353: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[10:57:40] <exec> terminated pid 10478: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[10:58:01] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[10:58:31] <crutchy> ~bucket <<MINIONS>>
[10:58:32] <exec> a:4:{i:0;s:7:"dogfart";i:1;s:7:"dogfart";i:2;s:7:"dogfart";i:3;s:7:"dogfart";}
[10:58:41] <crutchy> ahh
[10:58:50] <crutchy> ~bucket <<MINIONS>> unset
[10:58:51] <exec> unset bucket
[10:59:06] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[10:59:06] <chromas> Getting awful close to looking like a regex
[10:59:07] <exec> bool in_array( mixed $needle , array $haystack [, bool $strict = FALSE] )
[10:59:36] <crutchy> its just a serialized array
[11:00:21] <crutchy> its the format used by get_array_bucket/set_array_bucket/append_array_bucket
[11:00:57] <crutchy> and where_is_the_fucket_bucket
[11:01:25] <chromas> Yeah, you just keep tellig yourself that, buddy
[11:01:32] <chromas> Mr. regex-in-training
[11:01:49] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[11:01:56] <crutchy> ~bucket <<MINIONS>>
[11:01:56] <exec> a:1:{i:0;s:7:"dogfart";}
[11:02:00] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[11:02:01] <exec> crutchy: minion "dogfart" is already registered
[11:02:06] <crutchy> yay
[11:02:23] <chromas> 👍
[11:02:55] <crutchy> just need to figure out how to unset that array element if the script is killed
[11:05:04] * crutchy needs to get the user tracking script finished so he can just require_once("lib_users.php"); $test=nick_exists($trailing);
[11:08:58] <tama> a nice rack is nice
[11:09:26] <crutchy> it certainly is
[11:12:59] <tama> gang members are often associated with life choices.
[11:17:29] <crutchy> ~bucket <<MINIONS>> unset
[11:17:30] <exec> unset bucket
[11:17:41] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[11:17:59] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[11:19:15] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart JOIN #Soylent
[11:19:59] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[11:20:03] <crutchy> aww
[11:21:15] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:21:16] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:21:16] <exec> terminated pid 11188: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[11:21:21] <crutchy> ~bucket <<MINIONS>> unset
[11:21:22] <exec> unset bucket
[11:21:27] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[11:21:44] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[11:21:58] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[11:22:08] <chromas> Hah, now people in #archlinux are talking about systemd
[11:25:59] <tama> chromas is a sugar booger
[11:26:45] <chromas> tama: monopoly is secretly an eggdrop
[11:26:45] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[11:29:05] <chromas> " usually before I go to work I fap and I don't wash my hands"
[11:30:13] <crutchy> wtf?
[11:30:26] <chromas> From #archlinux
[11:30:37] <crutchy> lol
[11:31:20] <chromas> Hmm, I wonder if Georgie Porgie's pudding pie was innuendo
[11:31:22] <crutchy> that's a contradiction; girls don't use linux
[11:32:10] <chromas> I assumed it was a guy, since it's the internet
[11:32:48] <crutchy> maybe he faps his butthole?
[11:32:58] * crutchy tries to imagine that.. oh god no!
[11:33:46] <chromas> ~define fap
[11:33:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3fap: The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
[11:34:00] <crutchy> ~define buttfap
[11:34:20] <exec> buttfap: unable to find definition
[11:35:10] * crutchy thought fap was a girl thing. learn something new everyday
[11:35:50] <crutchy> fiik what i did to this bot bot
[11:38:59] <tama> yo mamma is so stinky her toilet lid closes itself when she approaches
[11:39:47] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:39:48] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:39:48] <exec> terminated pid 11392: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[11:39:58] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[11:40:16] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[11:40:34] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[11:40:35] <dogfart> test
[11:40:36] <dogfart> test
[11:40:48] <crutchy> ah crap
[11:43:59] <tama> a guy on the TV just said "this is a second-hand job"
[11:48:48] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:48:49] <exec> terminated pid 11803: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[11:48:49] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:48:54] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[11:49:11] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[11:49:18] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[11:51:55] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:51:56] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:51:56] <exec> terminated pid 11969: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[11:52:00] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[11:52:16] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[11:52:32] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[11:52:34] <ciri> Chromas: invalid command ":dogfart privmsg # :test" for help on roll.
[11:53:30] <chromas> Lol
[11:54:42] * chromas is reading a thread on hn about how great systemd is
[11:58:00] <tama> a fork is always waiting to happen
[11:58:56] <crutchy> tama, systemd is the mattress that everyone fucks on
[11:58:56] <tama> crutchy: Your mom is the mattress that everyone fucks on!
[11:59:00] <crutchy> lol
[11:59:37] <crutchy> tama, your mom is the mattress that everyone fucks on!
[11:59:37] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[12:02:02] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:02:03] <exec> terminated pid 12083: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:02:03] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[12:02:09] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[12:02:26] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[12:02:34] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[12:03:43] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:03:43] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[12:03:43] <exec> terminated pid 12361: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:03:47] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[12:04:01] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[12:04:07] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[12:08:00] <tama> a necktie is a noose
[12:09:32] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:09:33] -!- dogfart has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[12:09:33] <exec> terminated pid 12483: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:09:38] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[12:09:55] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[12:10:03] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart PRIVMSG # :test
[12:10:04] <dogfart> test
[12:10:13] <crutchy> yay!
[12:10:23] <crutchy> got my dogfart back :D
[12:11:15] * crutchy pushes to github before he fucks it again
[12:11:56] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart :dogfart QUIT
[12:11:57] -!- dogfart has quit [Client Quit]
[12:12:40] <crutchy> ~bot new minion1
[12:12:43] <crutchy> ~bot new minion2
[12:12:55] -!- minion1 [minion1!~minion1@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[12:13:00] -!- minion2 [minion2!~minion2@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[12:13:31] <crutchy> ~bot say minion1 :minion1 PRIVMSG # :hello
[12:13:32] <minion1> hello
[12:13:34] <ciri> minion1: So tell me something already.
[12:13:47] <crutchy> ~bot say minion2 :minion2 PRIVMSG # :hello
[12:13:48] <minion2> hello
[12:13:50] <ciri> minion2: So tell me something already.
[12:14:13] <crutchy> ~bot say minion1 :minion1 QUIT
[12:14:14] -!- minion1 has quit [Client Quit]
[12:14:23] <crutchy> ~bot say minion2 :minion2 QUIT
[12:14:25] -!- minion2 has quit [Client Quit]
[12:14:35] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:14:36] <exec> [12617] php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:14:36] <exec> [12828] php scripts/bot.php 'new minion1' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:14:36] <exec> [12858] php scripts/bot.php 'new minion2' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:15:01] <crutchy> need a break on quit to exit the script :/
[12:15:05] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:15:06] <exec> terminated pid 12617: php scripts/bot.php 'new dogfart' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:15:06] <exec> terminated pid 12828: php scripts/bot.php 'new minion1' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:15:06] <exec> terminated pid 12858: php scripts/bot.php 'new minion2' '#' 'crutchy'
[12:19:00] <tama> ethereal means the stats are pretty terrible because of the aprs citizen weather observer program (cwop) @ 0.1 hrs ago.
[12:25:27] <chromas> Progress++
[12:25:27] <Bender> karma - progress: 1
[12:27:31] <crutchy> we should make a channel with just tama, ciri and exec, and exec could just report what's said to this channel
[12:27:52] <crutchy> to see what kind of conversation tama and ciri have together
[12:31:01] <tama> ciri is a lunchbox
[12:44:16] <chromas> We should
[12:48:01] <tama> crutchy is a laxative in reality
[12:54:23] <chromas> Can exec monitor and report a single channel?
[12:58:01] <tama> your balls are showing
[13:12:16] <crutchy> yeah. it just relays what it reads from one channel into another
[13:16:02] <tama> gentoo is the distro of hipster gods who are unemployed
[13:18:22] <crutchy> maybe i should remove the testicle juice
[13:22:02] <tama> yo mama is so stupid she turns the computer on and waits for the ads
[13:28:32] <chromas> Assful++
[13:28:32] <Bender> karma - assful: 1
[13:32:03] <tama> fuckering is a typo of puckering
[13:43:35] <crutchy> that was almost the combo that i mentioned earlier
[13:47:03] <tama> australia is full of mountain men that like mounting women
[13:48:52] <chromas> tama: s/g/'/
[13:48:52] <tama> I don't know
[13:48:52] <SexBot> <chromas> <tama> australia is full of mountain men that like mountin' women
[13:52:03] <tama> crutchy is a god among gods
[14:36:05] -!- exec has quit [Write error: Connection reset by peer]
[14:36:06] -!- aqu4 has quit [Quit: aqu4bot is restarting...]
[14:36:10] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has joined #
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[14:39:24] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[14:43:05] <tama> your inventory is full
[15:04:42] <crutchy> ~users account xlefay
[15:05:26] <crutchy> ~users account xlefay
[15:05:27] <exec> account for "xlefay" is "xlefay"
[15:05:34] <crutchy> ~users account juggler
[15:05:35] <exec> account for "juggler" not set
[15:09:06] <tama> your mom is ugly
[15:43:08] <crutchy> ~users nicks
[15:43:17] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:43:52] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:44:30] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:45:27] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:46:32] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:47:05] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:50:07] <tama> female sex organs are made of sweet sweet lies.
[15:50:15] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:50:16] <ciri> 37 Nicks registered.
[15:52:26] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:54:23] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:57:22] <crutchy> ~restart
[15:57:23] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
[15:57:31] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[15:57:46] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[15:58:23] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[15:59:18] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[15:59:19] <exec> buckets flushed
[15:59:32] <crutchy> ~restart
[15:59:33] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
[15:59:41] -!- exec has quit [Client Quit]
[15:59:51] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #
[16:00:22] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[16:00:55] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[16:02:19] <crutchy> ~users nicks #
[16:06:07] <tama> who is crutchy?
[21:15:16] * chromas gives tama a crutchy
[21:15:16] * tama now contains a crutchy.
[21:15:38] * chromas puts SexBot in tama's vagistan
[21:15:38] * tama now contains SexBot.
[21:15:38] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[21:15:39] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[21:19:17] <tama> soylent news is poople
[21:19:47] * chromas puts a 53-line awk script in tama
[21:19:47] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[21:21:32] * chromas gives tama my period
[21:21:32] * tama drops a 53-line awk script and takes my period.
[21:21:49] <chromas> oh yeah, lastin-first-out
[21:25:17] <tama> soylent stock is dirt cheap
[21:52:01] <crutchy> lol
[21:52:02] <ciri> hahaha
[21:55:18] <tama> a mars bar party is best enjoyed with women
[23:18:18] -!- SexBot has quit [Remote host closed the connection]