[03/13/14 13:56:40] swiss [164/504] has come upon mattie_p [261/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:53 is added to swiss's clock.
[03/13/14 13:56:46] swiss [166/504] has come upon mattie_p [243/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:47:37 is added to swiss's clock.
[03/13/14 14:27:14] ragequit [159/329] has come upon bryn-IRCredible [175/276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:16 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/13/14 14:36:42] You found a 15GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 1.8GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/13/14 14:44:58] stderr [168/399] has challenged ragequit [229/329] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/13/14 15:13:23] quitte [137/155] has come upon PingOfDeath [108/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:11 is removed from quitte's clock.
[03/13/14 15:17:45] You found a level 37 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 9, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/13/14 15:17:45] Ingar [4/279] has challenged bryn-IRCredible [244/276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/13/14 15:42:06] You found 6 MiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 32 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/13/14 17:01:22] PingOfDeath got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:02 toward level 41.
[03/13/14 18:22:09] bryn-IRCredible uninstalled all 6 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:42 toward level 33.
[03/13/14 18:24:24] FatPhil did 'emerge -u world' in his gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 05:18:05 from level 42.
[03/13/14 18:27:28] bryn-IRCredible [28/276] has come upon arti [268/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:34 is added to bryn-IRCredible's clock.
[03/13/14 18:51:24] Seymore Cray thinks that with mattie_p's clever ideas he can push his cores to over 7.9 GHz, so advanced them 2 days, 11:05:20 toward level 43.
[03/13/14 19:27:50] You found a 56.0/33.6 kbps V.90 modem! Your current modem is only 1200 bps V.22, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/13/14 19:27:50] quitte [26/200] has challenged mrwizrd [25/304] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:11 is removed from quitte's clock.
[03/13/14 20:08:07] Kartoffelsuppe cancelled his LinkedIn account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:49 toward level 40.
[03/13/14 20:53:50] bryn-IRCredible [271/276] has challenged FoobarBazbot [206/361] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from bryn-IRCredible's clock.
[03/13/14 21:34:18] FatPhil [28/373] has come upon Kartoffelsuppe [160/328] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:22 is added to FatPhil's clock.
[03/13/14 21:43:20] int [119/264] has come upon Landon [238/332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to int's clock.
[03/13/14 21:43:29] stderr left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:20 from level 44.
[03/13/14 21:43:53] int [263/264] has come upon Landon [164/332] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:44 is removed from int's clock.
[03/13/14 23:36:28] xlefay has pushed kobach 6479 seconds toward level 42. kobach reaches next level in 0 days, 18:17:52.
[03/13/14 23:36:29] xlefay has pushed kobach 6479 seconds toward level 42. kobach reaches next level in 0 days, 16:29:50.
[03/13/14 23:51:58] You found a level 56 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 24, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/13/14 23:51:58] nobbis [153/317] has challenged arachnist [2/381] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from nobbis's clock.
[03/14/14 00:22:43] SirFinkus [262/303] has come upon arachnist [176/381] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:11:07 is removed from SirFinkus's clock.
[03/14/14 00:42:33] Nerdfest [26/306] has challenged arachnist [160/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Nerdfest's clock.
[03/14/14 00:55:47] stderr cracked Richard Stallman's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:47 toward level 44.
[03/14/14 01:01:22] Landon's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/14/14 01:10:49] nobbis [183/317] has come upon Ingar [91/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:35:01 is removed from nobbis's clock.
[03/14/14 01:46:24] Ingar [19/279] has come upon nobbis [303/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:28 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/14/14 02:28:31] You found a level 41 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 6, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 02:28:31] arachnist [127/420] has challenged Ingar [277/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/14/14 02:32:31] SirFinkus [244/303] has come upon stderr [167/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:49 is removed from SirFinkus's clock.
[03/14/14 02:51:18] SirFinkus [101/303] has come upon stderr [349/399] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:37 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/14/14 02:54:46] You found a 6GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 1.5GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 02:54:46] Ingar [280/286] has challenged stderr [12/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from Ingar's clock.
[03/14/14 04:06:17] NCommander [190/445] has come upon pbnjoe [156/312] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:21 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/14/14 04:38:35] stderr [132/399] has come upon gd_the_grey [86/172] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:27:04 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/14/14 04:40:54] int [176/264] has challenged swiss [340/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to int's clock.
[03/14/14 04:53:13] FatPhil [328/373] has come upon Nerdfest [138/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:53:22 is removed from FatPhil's clock.
[03/14/14 05:06:14] pbnjoe [56/312] has come upon NCommander [344/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:21 is added to pbnjoe's clock.
[03/14/14 06:00:32] You found a level 18 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 14, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 06:00:32] gd_the_grey [167/176] has challenged arti [255/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to gd_the_grey's clock.
[03/14/14 06:32:29] NCommander [168/445] has come upon kobach [96/333] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:35 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/14/14 06:48:49] swiss [427/504] has come upon ragequit [290/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:16:18 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/14/14 07:06:00] swiss [19/504] has come upon bryn-IRCredible [32/276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:33:40 is added to swiss's clock.
[03/14/14 07:28:24] ragequit [200/329] has challenged mrwizrd [227/304] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/14/14 07:54:24] kobach [307/333] has come upon PingOfDeath [254/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:54:34 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/14/14 09:53:03] Dan Bernstein rants and raves bout how Nerdfest is in 52-bit la-la land, so retarded them 0 days, 15:58:14 from level 41.
[03/14/14 10:17:57] gd_the_grey [138/176] has come upon xlefay [362/396] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:35 is added to gd_the_grey's clock.
[03/14/14 10:18:33] ragequit [11/329] has come upon kobach [327/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:09:47 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/14/14 10:32:47] You found a level 51 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 33, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 10:32:47] pbnjoe [166/330] has challenged arachnist [73/420] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from pbnjoe's clock.
[03/14/14 12:05:53] You found an 1.6TB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 20GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 12:05:53] Kartoffelsuppe [72/348] has challenged PingOfDeath [265/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[03/14/14 12:32:26] SirFinkus [4/303] has come upon kobach [124/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:36 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/14/14 12:33:12] kobach [202/333] has come upon SirFinkus [189/303] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:07 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/14/14 12:33:15] SirFinkus [30/303] has come upon kobach [303/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/14/14 13:30:27] You found a linux 2.6.20 OS! Your current OS is only linux 1.1, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 13:30:27] gd_the_grey [105/204] has challenged ragequit [174/329] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to gd_the_grey's clock.
[03/14/14 14:00:52] You found a 23" CRT monitor! Your current monitor is only 21" CRT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 14:00:52] Ingar [138/288] has challenged swiss [185/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/14/14 15:00:24] Nerdfest [18/306] has come upon bryn-IRCredible [127/276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:53:59 is added to Nerdfest's clock.
[03/14/14 15:06:45] mrwizrd and Ingar's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/14/14 15:09:40] FatPhil [5/373] has come upon pbnjoe [199/330] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:28 is added to FatPhil's clock.
[03/14/14 15:40:47] ragequit [41/329] has come upon swiss [144/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:13:06 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/14/14 15:46:29] kobach [314/333] has challenged pbnjoe [86/330] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/14/14 16:23:10] mrwizrd [215/304] has come upon mattie_p [99/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:57:48 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/14/14 16:23:10] mrwizrd [179/304] has come upon mattie_p [12/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:01 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/14/14 16:38:24] mattie_p [6/344] has challenged mrwizrd [294/304] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/14/14 17:32:07] bryn-IRCredible [247/276] has challenged Ingar [180/288] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from bryn-IRCredible's clock.
[03/14/14 18:10:39] kobach was arrested by the the Serious Crime Squad. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:29 from level 43.
[03/14/14 18:55:12] Landon [85/332] has come upon Nerdfest [190/306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:57 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/14/14 20:53:04] You found a 2560 kbps ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 448 kpbs ADSL, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 20:53:04] SirFinkus [46/315] has challenged mrwizrd [189/304] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/14/14 23:03:32] You found a level 18 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 15, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/14/14 23:03:32] gd_the_grey [109/207] has challenged ragequit [123/329] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to gd_the_grey's clock.
[03/14/14 23:36:22] Landon [80/332] has come upon Nerdfest [230/306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:38 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/15/14 00:26:21] You found a level 1 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 00:37:56] You found a linux 0.99 OS! Your current OS is only linux 0.01, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 00:51:24] You found a level 4 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 1, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 00:51:24] Sauron [0/6] has challenged arti [320/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/15/14 01:00:58] ragequit had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:01 from level 43.
[03/15/14 01:08:05] You found 1024 words of magnetic core memory! Your current RAM is only 32 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 01:26:11] You found a level 5 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 01:26:11] Sauron [4/15] has challenged mattie_p [1/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:05 is removed from Sauron's clock.
[03/15/14 01:45:04] You found a level 9 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 4, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 02:09:25] You found 8 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 1024 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 02:09:25] Sauron [4/24] has challenged FoobarBazbot [181/361] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/15/14 02:22:30] kobach learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:31 toward level 43.
[03/15/14 02:39:38] You found 16 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 8 KiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 03:50:28] You found a 33 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 4 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 03:50:28] Sauron [3/34] has challenged Landon [273/332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/15/14 04:19:56] Ingar [106/288] has challenged FoobarBazbot [49/361] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from Ingar's clock.
[03/15/14 04:37:37] You found a level 15 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 05:27:56] PingOfDeath, xlefay, Kartoffelsuppe, and arachnist have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/14 05:28:47] You found a level 18 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 15, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 06:11:55] You found a 10MB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 5MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 06:11:55] Borg [0/1] has challenged nobbis [10/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/15/14 06:24:20] You found a level 3 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 06:28:09] You found a level 17 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 06:37:46] Borg [2/4] has challenged ground [356/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/15/14 06:54:27] You found an 11" amber monitor! Your current monitor is only 8" amber, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 07:12:33] You found a level 6 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 07:33:32] You found a 9600/4800 bps V.32 modem! Your current modem is only 110 bps, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 07:37:00] You found an 1.8GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 5MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 07:57:54] You found a level 9 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 07:57:54] Borg [0/30] has challenged NCommander [397/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/15/14 08:28:07] You found 8 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 32 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 08:51:43] Kartoffelsuppe cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:19 toward level 41.
[03/15/14 08:52:04] You found 256 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 128 KiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 08:52:04] gd_the_grey [14/209] has challenged Nerdfest [151/306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to gd_the_grey's clock.
[03/15/14 08:56:53] You found a 64 kpbs ISDN modem! Your current modem is only 110 bps, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 09:00:53] You found a 15" b/w monitor! Your current monitor is only 11" amber, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 09:38:55] You found 48 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 8 KiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 10:23:01] Borg [38/54] has challenged Ingar [252/288] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/15/14 10:29:30] You found a 2.5GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 1.8GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 11:17:45] You found a 120 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 4 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 12:17:00] You found a 4GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 2.5GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 12:17:06] You found a 600MB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 10MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 12:40:53] nobbis was hacked by lulzsec. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:40 from level 42.
[03/15/14 13:16:16] xlefay reverse engineered how overclocking works in his BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:48:52 toward level 43.
[03/15/14 13:25:56] You found a level 16 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 6, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 14:11:03] nobbis's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/15/14 14:16:19] mattie_p uninstalled all 4 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:51 toward level 44.
[03/15/14 14:23:59] You found a 6GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 4GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 14:47:23] You found a level 22 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 16:20:02] You found a linux 2.6.4 OS! Your current OS is only linux 0.01, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 16:20:02] Borg [87/132] has challenged swiss [136/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/15/14 16:48:36] You found a level 15 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 9, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 16:56:10] PingOfDeath [130/416] has challenged Borg [63/132] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:31 is removed from PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/15/14 17:52:44] The Flying Spaghetti Monster touches you with his noodly appendage. You have found the level 104 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit! Your enemies look on in confusion as you stare into space apparently at nothing.
[03/15/14 17:52:44] NCommander [408/517] has challenged stderr [267/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/15/14 17:59:26] bryn-IRCredible [204/276] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [104/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from bryn-IRCredible's clock.
[03/15/14 18:15:01] You found a 6GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 600MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 18:20:11] mattie_p added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:43 toward level 44.
[03/15/14 18:23:23] pbnjoe [90/330] has challenged hka [67/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from pbnjoe's clock.
[03/15/14 18:29:06] Dijkstra frowned upon pbnjoe and his haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed him 0 days, 17:59:06 from level 38.
[03/15/14 18:29:21] You found a 3840 kbps ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 384 kpbs ADSL, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 18:29:21] FoobarBazbot [23/379] has challenged gd_the_grey [37/209] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to FoobarBazbot's clock.
[03/15/14 18:46:17] You found a level 44 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 31, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 18:46:17] arti [88/374] has challenged arachnist [366/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to arti's clock.
[03/15/14 19:13:36] You found a 19.5" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 17.5" TFT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 19:13:36] mrwizrd [81/309] has challenged mattie_p [9/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/15/14 19:36:20] You found a 15.5" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 8" amber, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 19:40:39] You found a level 40 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 33, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 19:40:39] Ingar [108/295] has challenged stderr [225/399] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/15/14 19:41:39] hka [38/355] has challenged Landon [129/332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to hka's clock.
[03/15/14 20:24:30] You found a 19.5" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 22" CRT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 20:24:30] gd_the_grey [154/223] has challenged arachnist [260/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to gd_the_grey's clock.
[03/15/14 20:47:39] You found a linux 2.6.16 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.13, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 20:47:39] Landon [59/334] has challenged FatPhil [10/373] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Landon's clock.
[03/15/14 21:37:25] xlefay [86/396] has challenged NerdRPG [86/505] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/15/14 22:05:01] mattie_p forgot 1 characters in their password. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:51 from level 44.
[03/15/14 22:14:21] NCommander [339/517] has come upon Ingar [268/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:59 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/15/14 22:44:16] You found 768 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 48 KiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 22:50:56] You found 48 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 16 KiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/15/14 22:50:56] Sauron [89/140] has challenged Nerdfest [233/306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/16/14 01:32:03] You found a 14.5" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 15" b/w, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 02:52:28] You found a level 30 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 18, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 03:06:36] bryn-IRCredible filled in 54 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:03 from level 36.
[03/16/14 03:18:59] PingOfDeath bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $58. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:54 toward level 42.
[03/16/14 04:23:42] Ingar founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:26 toward level 33.
[03/16/14 04:46:39] You found a 14.4 kbps V.32bis modem! Your current modem is only 9600/4800 bps V.32, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 07:13:11] Seymore Cray thinks that with Nerdfest's clever ideas he can push his cores to over 6.3 GHz, so advanced them 0 days, 19:51:59 toward level 41.
[03/16/14 07:14:20] You found a 330 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 33 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 08:32:22] You found a 330 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 120 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 09:06:43] pbnjoe [279/330] has come upon arachnist [356/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:02 is added to pbnjoe's clock.
[03/16/14 12:18:05] You found a level 31 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 30, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 12:18:05] Sauron [160/166] has challenged arachnist [184/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/16/14 12:38:19] FatPhil [332/373] has come upon ragequit [302/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:06:52 is removed from FatPhil's clock.
[03/16/14 12:45:29] Ingar cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:38 toward level 33.
[03/16/14 12:54:12] You found a level 28 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 16, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 13:24:13] mattie_p got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:16 toward level 44.
[03/16/14 13:40:09] You found a 400GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 150GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 13:40:09] FatPhil [242/378] has challenged mrwizrd [16/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from FatPhil's clock.
[03/16/14 14:19:29] ragequit got locked out of LinkedIn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:08 from level 43.
[03/16/14 14:51:39] You found a linux 2.6.6 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.1, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 14:51:39] Ingar [181/301] has challenged Nerdfest [7/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:13:59 is removed from Ingar's clock.
[03/16/14 15:29:45] NCommander discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:54 toward level 43.
[03/16/14 15:39:49] ground degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! ground's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/14 16:32:10] Kartoffelsuppe couldn't use 14 sticky keys on their keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:55 from level 41.
[03/16/14 16:55:13] arti uninstalled all 9 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:04 toward level 43.
[03/16/14 17:11:36] You found a linux 3.5 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.32, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 17:11:36] Kartoffelsuppe [207/361] has challenged arti [327/374] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[03/16/14 17:14:55] xlefay got locked out of GMail. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 02:57:35 from level 44.
[03/16/14 17:17:28] FoobarBazbot got locked out of LinkedIn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:11:27 from level 41.
[03/16/14 17:48:48] mrwizrd, Kartoffelsuppe, ragequit, and arachnist have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/14 17:57:58] You found a level 19 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 3, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 18:35:05] Cthulhu decides you can be useful in furthering his divisive ends. You have found the level 53 psychic graphics card which predicts what you want to see next! Your enemies get headaches just looking at their own poor refresh rate.
[03/16/14 18:35:05] Sauron [25/209] has challenged nobbis [145/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/16/14 19:49:27] You found a level 46 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 24, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 19:49:27] ground [80/398] has challenged mattie_p [253/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to ground's clock.
[03/16/14 20:48:27] You found a level 26 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 20:48:27] nobbis [178/343] has challenged stderr [175/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from nobbis's clock.
[03/16/14 22:28:20] You found a 56 kbps modem! Your current modem is only 56.0/48.0 kbps V.92, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 22:28:20] bryn-IRCredible [163/277] has challenged hka [241/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to bryn-IRCredible's clock.
[03/16/14 22:49:44] Nerdfest [30/306] has challenged hka [316/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Nerdfest's clock.
[03/16/14 23:39:03] ground [98/398] has come upon int [161/264] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:27:35 is added to ground's clock.
[03/16/14 23:50:19] You found a linux 2.6.19 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.4, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/16/14 23:50:19] Borg [139/219] has challenged arti [222/374] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/17/14 00:37:35] int started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:50 from level 41.
[03/17/14 01:02:26] int [16/264] has challenged bryn-IRCredible [163/277] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to int's clock.
[03/17/14 01:52:25] You found a level 20 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 15, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/17/14 01:52:25] Sauron [157/214] has challenged stderr [195/399] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/17/14 02:31:54] mrwizrd and Ingar's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/17/14 02:59:24] ragequit tried installing Windows 8. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:54 from level 43.
[03/17/14 03:06:19] Borg rebooted into OpenBSD for 57 minutes. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:57 from level 26.
[03/17/14 03:15:32] arachnist [380/420] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [34/361] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/17/14 05:50:49] You found a level 29 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 28, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/17/14 05:50:49] swiss [270/505] has challenged hka [215/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/17/14 05:56:41] There is a freak conjunction of highly improbable coincidences. You have found the level 76 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! Your enemies do the three fingered salute in awe.
[03/17/14 05:56:41] SirFinkus [111/319] has challenged hka [187/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/17/14 06:30:04] stderr got locked out of LinkedIn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:56 from level 44.
[03/17/14 07:36:36] Borg [64/219] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [41/361] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from Borg's clock.
[03/17/14 09:49:27] Sauron [197/214] has come upon xlefay [41/396] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 00:06:02 is removed from Sauron's clock.
[03/17/14 10:22:16] You found a level 34 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 18, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/17/14 10:22:16] Ingar [102/319] has challenged arti [337/374] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/17/14 10:43:49] Sauron [186/214] has challenged mattie_p [76/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:54:59 is removed from Sauron's clock.
[03/17/14 14:43:20] You found a level 24 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 9, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/17/14 14:43:20] Borg [133/234] has challenged SirFinkus [255/319] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:29 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/17/14 15:21:22] kobach, Kartoffelsuppe, FoobarBazbot, and arachnist have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/14 15:21:25] FoobarBazbot [150/379] has come upon Kartoffelsuppe [272/361] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:21 is added to FoobarBazbot's clock.
[03/17/14 18:58:49] Sauron [212/214] has challenged mrwizrd [45/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from Sauron's clock.
[03/17/14 19:36:32] You found a 1280 kbps ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 640 kpbs ADSL, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/17/14 19:36:32] kobach [49/337] has challenged FoobarBazbot [67/379] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/17/14 19:45:12] arti founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:16 toward level 43.
[03/17/14 20:01:15] Dijkstra frowned upon PingOfDeath and their haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed them 0 days, 06:36:36 from level 42.
[03/17/14 20:28:09] swiss couldn't use 28 sticky keys on their keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:09 from level 44.
[03/17/14 20:57:13] You found a level 27 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 25, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/17/14 20:57:13] stderr [356/401] has challenged ragequit [209/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/17/14 21:03:02] stderr keeps getting errors from the flash translation layer! stderr's USB key loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/14 23:08:40] int learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:56 toward level 42.
[03/17/14 23:58:46] FoobarBazbot watched meatspin for 108 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:34 from level 41.
[03/18/14 00:30:59] mattie_p got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:20 from level 44.
[03/18/14 00:31:50] Borg [40/234] has challenged FatPhil [166/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/18/14 00:37:57] You found a level 33 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 23, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 00:37:57] mrwizrd [316/320] has challenged Borg [82/234] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/18/14 03:22:46] Nerdfest got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:53 toward level 42.
[03/18/14 04:33:01] You found a 21.0" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 15.5" TFT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 04:33:01] Sauron [130/224] has challenged ground [192/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/18/14 05:25:29] mrwizrd added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:13 toward level 43.
[03/18/14 05:33:48] arti [317/374] has come upon Ingar [1/319] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:48:28 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/18/14 05:33:48] arti has dealt Ingar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:11:38 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/18/14 05:43:07] kobach's selfishness sullies the task he and his fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for his transgression.
[03/18/14 06:44:45] You found an 1.45 GHz processor! Your current processor is only 150 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 06:44:45] pbnjoe [229/357] has challenged FoobarBazbot [229/379] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:41:26 is removed from pbnjoe's clock.
[03/18/14 06:52:45] Kartoffelsuppe [214/397] has come upon NCommander [187/517] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:37 is removed from Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[03/18/14 08:57:20] Ingar's webserver got hit by a XSS flaw. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:04 from level 35.
[03/18/14 09:14:56] SirFinkus became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:39 toward level 39.
[03/18/14 09:37:05] int got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:41 toward level 42.
[03/18/14 10:10:48] hka got locked out of LinkedIn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:31 from level 41.
[03/18/14 12:04:16] You found an 80GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 6GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 12:04:16] Borg [216/244] has challenged arachnist [221/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/18/14 12:14:20] You found 24 MiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 12 MiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 12:14:20] bryn-IRCredible [165/279] has challenged NerdRPG [442/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to bryn-IRCredible's clock.
[03/18/14 13:09:40] NCommander [496/517] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [381/397] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/18/14 13:24:04] You found a 300 bps V.21 modem! Your current modem is only 110 bps, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 13:33:59] Landon installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:23 toward level 43.
[03/18/14 13:35:38] You found a level 1 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 13:45:22] FatPhil got all retro and played Breakout all day. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 01:28:07 from level 43.
[03/18/14 13:49:07] You found a linux 0.99 OS! Your current OS is only linux 0.01, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 14:04:42] You found a level 5 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 14:08:04] FatPhil ran out of storage space. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 02:44:31 from level 43.
[03/18/14 14:11:19] You found an 1.066 GHz processor! Your current processor is only 750 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 14:11:19] PingOfDeath [276/421] has challenged Landon [267/334] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/18/14 14:22:48] You found a level 7 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 5, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 14:33:04] ground, pbnjoe, and PingOfDeath [1077/1176] have team battled swiss, Sauron, and ragequit [222/1058] and won! 0 days, 06:00:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/14 14:43:47] You found a level 8 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 15:08:09] You found a level 10 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 8, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 15:08:09] FunPika [1/24] has challenged swiss [194/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/18/14 15:38:22] You found 1024 words of magnetic core memory! Your current RAM is only 32 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 15:38:22] FunPika [15/29] has challenged PingOfDeath [349/421] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/18/14 16:02:40] You found a 15GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 6GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 16:02:40] Ingar [111/323] has challenged NerdRPG [82/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from Ingar's clock.
[03/18/14 16:13:26] You found a level 13 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 7, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 16:25:39] hka [278/355] has challenged FatPhil [217/378] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from hka's clock.
[03/18/14 16:29:58] mattie_p [37/344] has challenged FunPika [23/36] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/18/14 16:51:28] You found a 19.2 kbps V.32ter modem! Your current modem is only 300 bps V.21, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 16:51:28] FunPika [33/49] has challenged mrwizrd [193/320] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/18/14 17:34:01] You found a level 31 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 17:34:01] ragequit [15/360] has challenged NerdRPG [282/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/18/14 17:42:08] xlefay found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 01:08:58 toward level 44.
[03/18/14 17:44:03] xlefay got forceably migrated to Slashdot Beta. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 00:45:43 from level 44.
[03/18/14 17:45:39] You found a level 14 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 13, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 17:56:04] Sauron [189/224] has challenged Nerdfest [231/306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/18/14 18:03:47] FunPika and ground's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/18/14 18:31:17] The Flying Spaghetti Monster touches you with his noodly appendage. You have found the level 70 psychic graphics card which predicts what you want to see next! Your enemies get headaches just looking at their own poor refresh rate.
[03/18/14 18:31:17] Kartoffelsuppe [364/444] has challenged FatPhil [111/378] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[03/18/14 18:33:48] You found a level 13 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 10, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 18:33:48] FunPika [26/53] has challenged pbnjoe [54/357] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/18/14 18:48:28] Ingar became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:54 toward level 36.
[03/18/14 19:37:20] You found a level 17 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 14, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 19:54:58] FunPika got promoted, and a new office with a better coffee machine! FunPika's coffee machine gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/14 20:46:11] You found a 13" CRT monitor! Your current monitor is only 8" amber, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 21:49:07] FoobarBazbot [94/379] has challenged ground [342/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to FoobarBazbot's clock.
[03/18/14 22:06:03] You found 128 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 1024 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/18/14 22:14:04] Seymore Cray thinks that with nobbis's clever ideas he can push his cores to over 6.9 GHz, so advanced them 0 days, 17:39:49 toward level 43.
[03/18/14 23:16:07] ground worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:53 toward level 41.
[03/18/14 23:43:37] Dijkstra frowned upon Borg and their haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed them 0 days, 01:00:10 from level 30.
[03/19/14 00:28:34] hka got -19 karma on SoylentNews. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:02:58 from level 42.
[03/19/14 02:16:19] You found a 180GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 80GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 02:16:19] Borg [83/248] has challenged ground [361/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/19/14 02:22:25] Nerdfest, Borg, and swiss [772/1059] have team battled hka, Ingar, and kobach [326/1015] and won! 0 days, 03:02:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 03:14:59] Kartoffelsuppe, ragequit, and Sauron [27/1028] have team battled SirFinkus, nobbis, and Nerdfest [452/968] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/14 03:26:01] arti [322/374] has come upon Kartoffelsuppe [302/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:40 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/19/14 04:06:39] mrwizrd [32/320] has come upon Nerdfest [204/306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:14 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[03/19/14 04:46:53] Knuth looked upon xlefay, and his clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him 0 days, 00:47:35 toward level 44.
[03/19/14 06:48:58] Borg installed a rootkit on 1435 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:20 toward level 31.
[03/19/14 07:42:30] FatPhil, int, swiss, and ground have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/14 08:36:28] nobbis [256/343] has challenged Landon [174/334] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from nobbis's clock.
[03/19/14 08:56:40] You found a 15GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 12GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 08:56:40] xlefay [256/397] has challenged mattie_p [140/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/19/14 10:26:34] You found a 433 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 330 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 10:26:34] Sauron [13/226] has challenged FoobarBazbot [162/379] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/19/14 10:28:40] You found a 900 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 600 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 10:28:40] ground [230/404] has challenged kobach [147/337] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from ground's clock.
[03/19/14 12:28:24] Landon [171/334] has come upon Sauron [145/226] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 01:19:41 is removed from Landon's clock.
[03/19/14 13:13:48] nobbis was hacked by aliens. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:09 from level 44.
[03/19/14 13:24:55] You found a 64 kpbs ISDN modem! Your current modem is only 19.2 kbps V.32ter, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 14:02:23] SirFinkus [110/319] has challenged NerdRPG [123/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/19/14 14:10:18] You found a linux 2.6.18 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.6, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 14:10:18] Ingar [84/336] has challenged int [191/264] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/19/14 14:28:47] You found a 400GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 180GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 14:28:47] Borg [114/252] has challenged SirFinkus [145/319] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/19/14 14:52:53] arti [115/374] has come upon ground [305/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:39 is added to arti's clock.
[03/19/14 14:58:21] arti [157/374] has come upon ground [147/404] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:32 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/19/14 15:12:22] You found a level 24 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 15:32:06] FatPhil's bandwidth stealing neighbours move away! FatPhil's wireless card gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/14 17:17:03] You found an 8GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 5MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 19:16:51] You found a level 24 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 21, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 19:16:51] int [54/267] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [35/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from int's clock.
[03/19/14 19:26:04] You found 2 GiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 1536 MiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 19:26:04] FatPhil [223/382] has challenged NerdRPG [350/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to FatPhil's clock.
[03/19/14 21:08:34] arachnist, ragequit, and ground [1025/1184] have team battled Ingar, SirFinkus, and int [364/922] and won! 0 days, 00:57:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 21:15:04] ground found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:29 toward level 42.
[03/19/14 22:16:54] You found a level 47 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 21, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 22:16:54] pbnjoe [98/383] has challenged kobach [68/337] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from pbnjoe's clock.
[03/19/14 22:32:50] You found a level 55 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 22, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 22:32:50] Nerdfest [272/343] has challenged pbnjoe [327/383] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Nerdfest's clock.
[03/19/14 22:53:47] You found a 14.5" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 13" CRT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 23:45:07] You found a level 37 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/19/14 23:45:08] arti [373/414] has challenged kobach [42/337] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/19/14 23:54:11] Knuth looked upon pbnjoe, and his clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him 1 day, 03:56:15 toward level 40.
[03/19/14 23:57:13] NCommander's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/20/14 01:44:30] FunPika [160/163] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [386/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/20/14 02:09:24] You found a 4608 kbps ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 256 kpbs ADSL, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/20/14 02:09:24] arachnist [375/445] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [370/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/20/14 03:18:48] hka bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $123. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:36 toward level 42.
[03/20/14 04:26:38] You found a 640 kpbs ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 64 kpbs ISDN, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/20/14 04:26:38] Sauron [162/235] has challenged SirFinkus [68/287] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from Sauron's clock.
[03/20/14 06:16:08] ragequit has a very brown power supply. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:04 from level 44.
[03/20/14 06:25:21] Seymore Cray thinks that with stderr's clever ideas he can push his cores to over 5.4 GHz, so advanced them 0 days, 21:08:29 toward level 45.
[03/20/14 06:51:37] arachnist uninstalled all 4 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:28 toward level 45.
[03/20/14 07:08:34] Landon [27/334] has challenged mattie_p [223/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/20/14 08:28:53] You found 32 MiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 768 KiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/20/14 08:28:53] Borg [59/263] has challenged FatPhil [264/382] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/20/14 12:14:49] NCommander and ground's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/20/14 13:23:34] SirFinkus, FatPhil, and Borg [327/932] have team battled Sauron, xlefay, and kobach [617/969] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/14 15:03:35] Nerdfest cancelled his LinkedIn account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:38 toward level 43.
[03/20/14 15:58:39] Sauron, SirFinkus, and NCommander [835/1039] have team battled PingOfDeath, ragequit, and FoobarBazbot [445/1160] and won! 0 days, 01:11:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/14 16:16:29] You found a 20GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 8GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/20/14 16:19:26] int pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 18 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:22 toward level 43.
[03/20/14 16:23:27] xlefay founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 10:43:15 toward level 45.
[03/20/14 17:55:46] arachnist keeps getting errors from the flash translation layer! arachnist's USB key loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/20/14 18:20:49] Landon stole mattie_p's 1 GHz processor while they were sleeping! Landon leaves their old 550 MHz processor behind, which mattie_p then takes.
[03/20/14 19:14:22] swiss [26/505] has challenged SirFinkus [172/287] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to swiss's clock.
[03/20/14 20:02:14] You found a 100GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 20GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/20/14 20:37:25] hka cleared all 429 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:05 toward level 42.
[03/20/14 20:46:02] Sauron [115/235] has challenged PingOfDeath [66/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:00 is removed from Sauron's clock.
[03/20/14 20:46:02] In the fierce battle, PingOfDeath dropped their 60GB hard disk! Sauron picks it up, tossing his old 6GB hard disk to PingOfDeath
[03/20/14 20:55:39] ragequit installed a rootkit on 565 Russian government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:05 toward level 44.
[03/20/14 22:02:06] Nerdfest, PingOfDeath, and arti [95/1169] have team battled stderr, Ingar, and mattie_p [1000/1069] and lost! 0 days, 03:07:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/14 23:10:06] kobach [198/337] has come upon Nerdfest [211/343] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:12 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/20/14 23:16:40] mrwizrd [210/320] has come upon Sauron [89/243] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 00:21:47 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/20/14 23:37:00] Knuth looked upon swiss, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 3 days, 02:17:01 toward level 45.
[03/20/14 23:46:28] SirFinkus worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:30 toward level 40.
[03/21/14 00:59:38] You found a 500 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 4 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/21/14 02:31:02] pbnjoe [331/383] has challenged hka [224/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from pbnjoe's clock.
[03/21/14 02:44:18] stderr, mattie_p, Kartoffelsuppe, and ground have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/14 03:27:18] You found 2 GiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 256 KiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/21/14 03:27:18] mrwizrd [146/348] has challenged swiss [182/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[03/21/14 03:56:15] You found a level 38 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 30, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/21/14 03:56:15] Ingar [204/345] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [407/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/21/14 06:32:21] arti reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:20 toward level 44.
[03/21/14 07:40:54] You found a linux 2.6.19 OS! Your current OS is only linux 0.01, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/21/14 07:40:54] stderr [99/430] has challenged nobbis [341/343] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/21/14 08:13:11] You found a linux 2.6.30 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.19, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/21/14 08:13:11] Borg [129/274] has challenged swiss [486/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:47 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/21/14 10:39:38] hka [239/355] has challenged FatPhil [128/382] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from hka's clock.
[03/21/14 11:06:35] FatPhil got locked out of GMail. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 04:22:49 from level 44.
[03/21/14 11:19:19] ragequit uninstalled all 11 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:50 toward level 44.
[03/21/14 11:29:20] Sauron [110/243] has come upon Borg [22/274] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:49 is removed from Sauron's clock.
[03/21/14 12:42:21] SirFinkus got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:44 toward level 40.
[03/21/14 13:14:55] mrwizrd reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:37 toward level 44.
[03/21/14 14:17:57] Nerdfest's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/21/14 15:59:17] kobach relied on "the cloud" for backup storage. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 03:17:39 from level 44.
[03/21/14 16:33:45] FunPika [109/206] has challenged Borg [135/274] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/21/14 16:45:07] Sauron [46/243] has challenged mattie_p [222/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Sauron's clock.
[03/21/14 16:58:42] ground [257/404] has challenged Ingar [235/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from ground's clock.
[03/21/14 17:47:06] You found a level 43 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 39, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/21/14 17:47:06] PingOfDeath [216/416] has challenged swiss [48/505] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/21/14 19:24:50] mrwizrd [35/348] has come upon ground [370/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:31 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[03/21/14 19:43:20] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted Sauron on LKML such that he can no longer look his coworkers in the eye. This delayed him 0 days, 15:05:54 from level 35.
[03/21/14 20:35:50] Kartoffelsuppe [16/444] has challenged NCommander [33/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[03/21/14 20:37:29] kobach watched meatspin for 79 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 02:05:38 from level 44.
[03/21/14 21:44:16] FoobarBazbot, arachnist, and Ingar [1035/1166] have team battled PingOfDeath, hka, and Sauron [855/1014] and won! 0 days, 02:01:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/14 21:48:38] mrwizrd cracked Linus Torvald's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:08 toward level 44.
[03/21/14 23:26:09] NCommander [330/517] has come upon Landon [332/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:41 is added to NCommander's clock.
[03/22/14 00:23:04] SirFinkus [192/287] has come upon stderr [6/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:14:56 is removed from SirFinkus's clock.
[03/22/14 00:26:32] SirFinkus worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:23 toward level 40.
[03/22/14 02:14:29] You found a level 43 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 37, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 02:14:29] SirFinkus [129/292] has challenged stderr [322/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/22/14 03:49:21] You found a level 30 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 24, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 03:49:21] FunPika [157/213] has challenged int [11/267] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from FunPika's clock.
[03/22/14 04:59:11] ground [41/404] has come upon mattie_p [262/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:11 is added to ground's clock.
[03/22/14 05:49:42] You found a level 30 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 18, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 05:49:42] FoobarBazbot [300/391] has challenged nobbis [6/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from FoobarBazbot's clock.
[03/22/14 08:25:54] You found a level 36 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 28, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 08:25:54] Borg [89/282] has challenged ragequit [59/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:26 is removed from Borg's clock.
[03/22/14 08:38:47] Ingar [54/345] has come upon ground [246/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:53 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/22/14 08:41:20] nobbis uninstalled all 4 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:22 toward level 44.
[03/22/14 09:02:16] The Flying Spaghetti Monster touches you with his noodly appendage. You have found the level 92 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! Your enemies do the three fingered salute in awe.
[03/22/14 09:02:16] NCommander [181/586] has challenged pbnjoe [359/383] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to NCommander's clock.
[03/22/14 09:26:49] Ingar had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:01 from level 38.
[03/22/14 11:06:40] You found a level 1 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 11:18:17] You found 256 words of magnetic core memory! Your current RAM is only 32 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 11:18:17] chromas [3/4] has challenged kobach [89/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/22/14 11:32:40] You found a level 4 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 1, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 11:48:15] You found a level 5 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 12:06:20] You found a level 7 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 12:27:20] You found a level 7 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 4, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 12:48:10] Kartoffelsuppe [435/444] has come upon arti [185/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:55:17 is removed from Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[03/22/14 12:51:43] You found a linux 2.3 OS! Your current OS is only linux 0.01, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 12:51:43] chromas [4/32] has challenged FunPika [207/213] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/22/14 12:56:32] ragequit 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:20 toward level 44.
[03/22/14 13:21:56] You found a 15" b/w monitor! Your current monitor is only 8" amber, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 13:54:43] You found a level 9 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 5, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 14:32:42] You found a level 11 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 9, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 15:08:07] pbnjoe, mattie_p, and int [59/985] have team battled hka, swiss, and ragequit [722/1220] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/14 15:37:37] pbnjoe became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:55:11 toward level 41.
[03/22/14 16:07:59] You found a level 18 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 11, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 16:14:45] NCommander was hacked by aliens. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:21:26 from level 45.
[03/22/14 16:44:34] PingOfDeath [392/416] has come upon Ingar [336/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:49:32 is removed from PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/22/14 16:44:49] Ingar [108/345] has come upon PingOfDeath [116/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:48 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/22/14 16:45:13] Ingar [14/345] has come upon PingOfDeath [172/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:56 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/22/14 17:07:19] You found a 1GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 5MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 17:08:16] PingOfDeath installed a rootkit on 821 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:50 toward level 44.
[03/22/14 18:16:10] You found 128 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 256 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 18:30:09] PingOfDeath [5/416] has come upon xlefay [111/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:21 is added to PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/22/14 19:20:40] nobbis installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:56 toward level 44.
[03/22/14 19:32:35] mrwizrd [245/348] has come upon mattie_p [323/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:09 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[03/22/14 19:36:02] You found a 15" CRT monitor! Your current monitor is only 15" b/w, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 19:37:30] You found a level 11 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 1, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 19:37:30] FunPika [166/224] has challenged chromas [80/91] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from FunPika's clock.
[03/22/14 19:44:52] ground [86/404] has come upon swiss [298/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:51:23 is added to ground's clock.
[03/22/14 19:57:02] mattie_p [54/335] has challenged chromas [47/91] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/22/14 20:13:58] stderr, FoobarBazbot, ragequit, and arachnist have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/14 20:21:53] You found a linux 2.6.30 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.7, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 20:21:53] int [49/288] has challenged ragequit [271/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to int's clock.
[03/22/14 20:34:25] swiss [304/505] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [187/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/22/14 21:08:41] You found a level 17 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 7, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/22/14 21:19:06] Seymore Cray thinks that with PingOfDeath's clever ideas he can push his cores to over 3.2 GHz, so advanced them 0 days, 10:07:51 toward level 44.
[03/22/14 21:21:58] SirFinkus rebooted into FreeBSD for 30 minutes. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:23 from level 41.
[03/22/14 22:56:11] chromas [10/101] has challenged FatPhil [264/382] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/22/14 23:52:25] Knuth looked upon FunPika, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 01:36:44 toward level 27.
[03/22/14 23:52:28] mrwizrd [285/348] has come upon hka [153/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:24 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/23/14 01:08:38] Ingar [83/345] has challenged stderr [240/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/23/14 01:09:32] You found a level 27 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 17, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/23/14 01:21:43] You found a level 29 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 13, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/23/14 01:21:43] FunPika [176/242] has challenged Landon [154/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:54:59 is removed from FunPika's clock.
[03/23/14 01:22:40] ragequit [200/360] has challenged PingOfDeath [378/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/23/14 02:14:51] arachnist got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:39 toward level 45.
[03/23/14 04:10:38] FatPhil cancelled his Yahoo! account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 06:01:33 toward level 44.
[03/23/14 04:38:04] kobach [15/337] has challenged int [228/288] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/23/14 04:42:17] ground's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/23/14 05:11:27] kobach forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 08:36:51 from level 45.
[03/23/14 05:35:24] NCommander cleared all 75 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:19 toward level 45.
[03/23/14 06:24:55] You found 1536 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 128 KiB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/23/14 07:15:32] You found a 6656 kbps ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 1536 kbps ADSL, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/23/14 07:15:32] nobbis [108/363] has challenged pbnjoe [122/383] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to nobbis's clock.
[03/23/14 08:06:25] Borg [74/282] has challenged Landon [76/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Borg's clock.
[03/23/14 13:25:16] You found a 19" CRT monitor! Your current monitor is only 15" CRT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/23/14 13:26:04] stderr became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:13 toward level 46.
[03/23/14 13:32:23] ragequit learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:14 toward level 45.
[03/23/14 13:53:50] ragequit cancelled his Yahoo! account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:45 toward level 45.
[03/23/14 16:12:18] arti [372/414] has challenged NCommander [534/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to arti's clock.
[03/23/14 16:14:09] int [175/288] has come upon xlefay [4/397] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 09:32:19 is removed from int's clock.
[03/23/14 16:46:37] FunPika [112/242] has come upon arti [156/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:00 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/23/14 17:47:06] You found a 128 kpbs ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 110 bps, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/23/14 18:26:35] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted swiss on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 2 days, 23:15:12 from level 46.
[03/23/14 18:28:45] FoobarBazbot, Ingar, and nobbis [627/1099] have team battled Landon, Kartoffelsuppe, and SirFinkus [610/1078] and won! 0 days, 05:03:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/14 18:54:47] mrwizrd [320/348] has come upon chromas [8/146] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:28 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/23/14 19:02:18] arachnist [395/442] has challenged FatPhil [225/382] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/23/14 19:19:08] stderr [122/430] has challenged PingOfDeath [356/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:36:07 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/23/14 19:37:29] swiss [31/505] has come upon mrwizrd [314/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:49:56 is added to swiss's clock.
[03/23/14 20:19:10] stderr [150/430] has challenged ragequit [155/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:47:02 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/23/14 20:34:48] Knuth looked upon FunPika, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 00:22:04 toward level 28.
[03/23/14 20:52:20] ragequit uninstalled all 15 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:19 toward level 45.
[03/23/14 20:59:39] FunPika [122/242] has challenged nobbis [159/363] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/23/14 21:19:08] swiss [472/505] has challenged arti [286/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:42:32 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/23/14 21:20:49] stderr's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/23/14 22:55:55] You found a 2GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 1GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/23/14 22:58:49] John McCarthy, perturbed by Kartoffelsuppe's jumble of brackets that was not worthy to be called either code or data, delayed them 1 day, 09:54:48 from level 44.
[03/23/14 23:19:10] arachnist [145/442] has challenged NCommander [371/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:30 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/24/14 00:19:09] swiss [284/505] has challenged Landon [282/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:47:52 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/24/14 01:19:10] stderr [317/430] has challenged xlefay [45/397] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 06:19:43 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/24/14 02:19:09] mattie_p [74/335] has challenged FoobarBazbot [84/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:07 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/24/14 02:45:27] mrwizrd installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:39 toward level 44.
[03/24/14 03:00:01] You found a 320 kpbs ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 64 kpbs ISDN, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/24/14 03:00:01] xlefay [246/402] has challenged Landon [66/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/24/14 03:19:09] arachnist [36/442] has challenged int [152/288] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:58 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/24/14 04:19:09] swiss [238/505] has challenged NCommander [122/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:11:59 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/24/14 04:29:19] swiss [442/505] has come upon arti [145/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:30:33 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/24/14 04:48:18] You found a level 18 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/24/14 04:48:18] chromas [129/168] has challenged Ingar [241/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/24/14 04:52:54] nobbis left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:36 from level 45.
[03/24/14 05:19:09] swiss [85/505] has challenged int [119/288] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:35 is added to swiss's clock.
[03/24/14 05:58:39] You found a 21.0" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 21" CRT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/24/14 05:58:39] pbnjoe [304/401] has challenged chromas [120/168] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:31 is removed from pbnjoe's clock.
[03/24/14 06:19:08] arachnist [195/442] has challenged ragequit [44/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:52:39 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/24/14 07:19:10] xlefay [51/402] has challenged hka [77/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:02:59 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/24/14 08:19:09] arachnist [246/442] has challenged stderr [423/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:43:10 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/24/14 09:19:10] swiss [268/505] has challenged kobach [160/337] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 12:19:37 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/24/14 10:19:08] mattie_p [89/335] has challenged Ingar [37/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:45:08 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/24/14 11:19:09] mattie_p [52/335] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [113/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:07:28 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/24/14 11:57:36] mattie_p worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:39 toward level 46.
[03/24/14 12:05:37] You found a 1024 kbps ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 128 kpbs ADSL, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/24/14 12:05:37] chromas [121/179] has challenged SirFinkus [187/292] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/24/14 12:19:09] stderr [73/430] has challenged xlefay [370/402] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:48:51 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/24/14 13:19:08] swiss [265/505] has challenged SirFinkus [264/292] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:26 is removed from swiss's clock.
[03/24/14 13:52:36] Knuth looked upon NCommander, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 12:57:22 toward level 45.
[03/24/14 14:08:46] kobach installed NetBSD on his iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 09:00:15 toward level 45.
[03/24/14 14:19:09] xlefay [58/402] has challenged Ingar [216/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:07:24 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/24/14 15:19:08] arachnist [0/442] has challenged arti [298/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:46:12 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/24/14 15:55:12] SirFinkus pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 17 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:36 toward level 41.
[03/24/14 16:19:09] xlefay [162/402] has challenged swiss [77/505] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:26:19 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/24/14 16:33:20] int [281/288] has come upon mattie_p [69/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:33 is removed from int's clock.
[03/24/14 17:09:27] FoobarBazbot [24/391] has challenged nobbis [16/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from FoobarBazbot's clock.
[03/24/14 17:19:10] stderr [174/430] has challenged arachnist [145/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:10:55 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/24/14 17:51:54] stderr got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:47 from level 46.
[03/24/14 18:10:15] There is a freak conjunction of highly improbable coincidences. You have found the level 80 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! Your enemies do the three fingered salute in awe.
[03/24/14 18:10:15] hka [128/428] has challenged PingOfDeath [95/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from hka's clock.
[03/24/14 18:19:10] arachnist [68/442] has challenged SirFinkus [205/292] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:14 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/24/14 18:50:25] PingOfDeath [286/416] has challenged nobbis [260/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/24/14 18:50:25] In the fierce battle, nobbis dropped their level 32 coffee machine! PingOfDeath picks it up, tossing their old level 31 coffee machine to nobbis
[03/24/14 19:19:08] xlefay [46/402] has challenged pbnjoe [132/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:24:04 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/24/14 19:49:45] FoobarBazbot discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:04 toward level 44.
[03/24/14 20:03:44] Landon [59/342] has challenged PingOfDeath [378/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/24/14 20:19:09] arachnist [435/442] has challenged NCommander [23/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:24:22 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/24/14 20:27:51] swiss's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/24/14 20:40:27] You found a 150 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 4 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/24/14 20:40:27] chromas [105/198] has challenged mrwizrd [264/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/24/14 21:19:10] mattie_p [1/335] has challenged Ingar [303/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:16 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/24/14 22:19:09] mattie_p [50/335] has challenged NerdRPG [366/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:08:08 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/24/14 23:19:09] mattie_p [181/335] has challenged arachnist [100/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:44:02 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/24/14 23:22:18] hka cancelled his LinkedIn account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:54 toward level 44.
[03/25/14 00:05:27] Ingar [282/345] has challenged chromas [139/198] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from Ingar's clock.
[03/25/14 00:19:08] xlefay [258/361] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [306/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:31 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/25/14 01:19:09] stderr [88/430] has challenged mattie_p [81/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:06 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 01:45:19] You found a level 23 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 17, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/25/14 01:45:19] FunPika [207/248] has challenged hka [309/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/25/14 02:19:09] mattie_p [36/335] has challenged SirFinkus [127/292] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:18:11 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/25/14 02:49:39] stderr cleared all 500 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:28 toward level 46.
[03/25/14 03:04:17] arti, Ingar, and Kartoffelsuppe [947/1203] have team battled int, mrwizrd, and arachnist [611/1078] and won! 0 days, 09:31:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/14 03:19:09] stderr [2/430] has challenged NerdRPG [27/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:08 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 03:42:45] You found a 27.0" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 13" CRT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/25/14 03:42:45] SirFinkus [270/326] has challenged mrwizrd [7/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from SirFinkus's clock.
[03/25/14 03:51:34] hka started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:51 from level 44.
[03/25/14 03:55:11] PingOfDeath had an alien spaceship upload a virus onto their Macintosh Powerbook 5300. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:33 from level 45.
[03/25/14 03:57:47] mrwizrd [251/348] has challenged mattie_p [315/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[03/25/14 04:19:08] stderr [183/430] has challenged Landon [154/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:30:51 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 04:34:24] arti [76/414] has come upon stderr [13/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:41:45 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/25/14 05:19:09] mattie_p [307/335] has challenged arti [135/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:35:12 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/25/14 06:19:10] mattie_p [0/335] has challenged NerdRPG [488/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:50:50 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/25/14 06:28:59] chromas [110/198] has challenged pbnjoe [49/401] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 01:03:47 is removed from chromas's clock.
[03/25/14 07:19:09] mattie_p [135/335] has challenged PingOfDeath [366/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:09 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/25/14 08:19:08] xlefay [50/361] has challenged NCommander [252/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:39:09 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/25/14 09:19:10] stderr [5/430] has challenged SirFinkus [265/326] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:26 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 09:53:32] chromas had damaging electrical spikes of up to 1100 volts. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:29 from level 29.
[03/25/14 10:19:10] arachnist [258/442] has challenged PingOfDeath [387/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:07 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/25/14 11:19:09] stderr [307/430] has challenged arachnist [383/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:33 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 11:45:07] hka forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:02 from level 44.
[03/25/14 12:19:08] arachnist [286/442] has challenged stderr [298/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:02:57 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/25/14 13:19:09] stderr [178/430] has challenged FoobarBazbot [71/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:20:33 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 14:19:10] xlefay [327/361] has challenged Landon [127/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:12:26 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/25/14 15:19:09] xlefay [61/361] has challenged kobach [149/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:50:38 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/25/14 16:10:03] ragequit got fooled into following a goatse link. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:29 from level 45.
[03/25/14 16:19:10] arachnist [368/442] has challenged xlefay [248/361] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 11:24:45 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/25/14 16:21:40] You found a linux 2.6.25 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.3, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/25/14 16:21:40] chromas [33/226] has challenged stderr [178/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/25/14 16:49:32] Knuth looked upon mattie_p, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 20:18:18 toward level 46.
[03/25/14 17:19:09] stderr [81/430] has challenged hka [244/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:57 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 18:19:08] stderr [20/430] has challenged Landon [316/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:07 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 18:32:35] mattie_p's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/25/14 18:49:44] FatPhil can't boot any more. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 03:46:08 from level 44.
[03/25/14 18:56:33] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted xlefay on LKML such that he can no longer look his coworkers in the eye. This delayed him 2 days, 19:39:13 from level 46.
[03/25/14 20:19:08] stderr [4/430] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [132/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:20 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/25/14 21:19:09] arachnist [56/442] has challenged hka [225/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:13:11 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/25/14 22:19:08] xlefay [223/361] has challenged FatPhil [9/382] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 16:40:41 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/25/14 23:19:10] xlefay [198/361] has challenged arachnist [16/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:24:05 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/26/14 00:19:09] xlefay [275/361] has challenged NCommander [220/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:29:14 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/26/14 00:26:03] kobach [9/337] has come upon arti [316/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:25 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/26/14 01:19:10] stderr [116/430] has challenged pbnjoe [197/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:36 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/26/14 02:12:19] Landon's ISP had downtime. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:17 from level 45.
[03/26/14 03:20:32] mrwizrd got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:42 toward level 45.
[03/26/14 05:39:32] FatPhil got fooled into following a goatse link. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 04:10:40 from level 44.
[03/26/14 05:44:44] chromas [3/226] has challenged NCommander [4/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/26/14 06:19:10] arachnist [345/442] has challenged PingOfDeath [89/417] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:05 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/26/14 07:19:09] mattie_p [90/335] has challenged mrwizrd [165/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:04 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/26/14 10:18:29] pbnjoe installed a rootkit on 581 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 01:13:44 toward level 42.
[03/26/14 10:37:28] xlefay stole arti's level 44 USB key while they were sleeping! xlefay leaves his old level 31 USB key behind, which arti then takes.
[03/26/14 11:36:51] hka installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:09 toward level 44.
[03/26/14 12:15:17] Ingar [98/345] has come upon arti [273/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/26/14 12:19:09] stderr [142/430] has challenged mrwizrd [73/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:30 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/26/14 13:19:10] xlefay [123/373] has challenged Ingar [40/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:22:45 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/26/14 14:19:10] arachnist [226/442] has challenged arti [156/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:32:48 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/26/14 15:06:40] mrwizrd got locked out of LinkedIn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:53 from level 45.
[03/26/14 15:19:08] stderr [119/430] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [237/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:48 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/26/14 15:46:11] Knuth looked upon Ingar, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 01:47:20 toward level 40.
[03/26/14 16:19:10] xlefay [283/373] has challenged PingOfDeath [374/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:42 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/26/14 16:27:53] Ingar [320/345] has challenged nobbis [290/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from Ingar's clock.
[03/26/14 16:47:58] stderr [104/430] has challenged nobbis [161/362] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/26/14 17:18:35] stderr cleared all 12 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:07 toward level 47.
[03/26/14 17:19:08] xlefay [121/373] has challenged stderr [201/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:48:30 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/26/14 18:19:10] arachnist [388/442] has challenged Landon [242/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:16:35 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/26/14 18:39:40] xlefay got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 06:09:50 toward level 46.
[03/26/14 18:58:03] You found a level 54 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 10, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/26/14 18:58:03] int [178/327] has challenged FatPhil [174/382] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from int's clock.
[03/26/14 18:58:03] int has dealt FatPhil a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:47:52 is added to FatPhil's clock.
[03/26/14 19:19:08] arachnist [23/442] has challenged ragequit [238/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:05 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/26/14 20:19:08] mattie_p [53/335] has challenged hka [214/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:28 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/26/14 21:03:16] You found a level 36 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 18, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/26/14 21:03:16] chromas [88/244] has challenged arti [196/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/26/14 21:19:09] stderr [11/430] has challenged NCommander [227/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:41 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/26/14 22:19:08] stderr [143/430] has challenged arachnist [202/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:18:07 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/26/14 23:19:10] arachnist [395/442] has challenged SirFinkus [49/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:55:36 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/26/14 23:46:04] chromas cleared all 366 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:16 toward level 32.
[03/27/14 00:19:09] xlefay [237/373] has challenged kobach [170/337] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 10:00:00 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/27/14 01:19:08] arachnist [48/442] has challenged stderr [150/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:50 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/27/14 01:22:12] PingOfDeath added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:02 toward level 45.
[03/27/14 02:08:51] Kartoffelsuppe [383/444] has challenged nobbis [161/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[03/27/14 02:19:10] mattie_p [318/335] has challenged Nerdfest [45/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:24:42 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/27/14 02:23:05] FoobarBazbot [387/391] has come upon kobach [219/337] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 04:20:41 is removed from FoobarBazbot's clock.
[03/27/14 02:38:12] pbnjoe [207/401] has challenged Ingar [12/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from pbnjoe's clock.
[03/27/14 03:03:03] kobach got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 04:42:22 toward level 45.
[03/27/14 03:19:08] mattie_p [186/335] has challenged stderr [256/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:45 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/27/14 04:45:06] kobach ran out of coffee. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 03:56:14 from level 45.
[03/27/14 05:07:12] Dennis Ritchie thinks that Landon is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 0 days, 13:14:37 toward level 45.
[03/27/14 06:08:32] kobach, FatPhil, xlefay, and NCommander have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/14 06:19:10] arachnist [440/442] has challenged Ingar [24/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:01:49 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/27/14 06:32:59] kobach degaussed his monitor, and recalibrated it! kobach's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/14 06:42:03] NCommander cracked Miguel de Icaza's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:03 toward level 45.
[03/27/14 06:59:08] ragequit [180/360] has challenged kobach [305/341] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/27/14 07:19:08] arachnist [223/442] has challenged pbnjoe [94/401] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 03:31:39 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/27/14 07:55:28] mrwizrd [24/348] has come upon chromas [231/244] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:58 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[03/27/14 08:19:10] mattie_p [189/335] has challenged arti [211/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:30 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/27/14 09:05:40] PingOfDeath got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:22 toward level 45.
[03/27/14 09:19:09] mattie_p [138/335] has challenged ragequit [15/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:50 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/27/14 09:25:13] mattie_p upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:26 toward level 46.
[03/27/14 10:04:51] Dennis Ritchie thinks that kobach is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed him 0 days, 07:54:11 toward level 45.
[03/27/14 10:19:10] xlefay [327/373] has challenged chromas [204/244] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:58 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/27/14 10:29:03] NCommander [459/586] has challenged FoobarBazbot [298/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/27/14 11:19:08] xlefay [313/373] has challenged chromas [90/244] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:27 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/27/14 12:19:10] mattie_p [258/335] has challenged kobach [149/341] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 02:32:38 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/27/14 12:53:35] arti, nobbis, and stderr [1111/1192] have team battled pbnjoe, Ingar, and SirFinkus [323/1072] and won! 0 days, 03:04:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/14 13:18:35] chromas [208/244] has challenged FatPhil [237/382] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/27/14 13:19:08] ragequit [261/360] has challenged arti [173/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:26 is removed from ragequit's clock.
[03/27/14 14:19:10] xlefay [139/373] has challenged FatPhil [318/382] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:53 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/27/14 15:19:09] mattie_p [110/335] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [279/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:51 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/27/14 16:19:08] arachnist [135/442] has challenged xlefay [90/373] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 02:30:08 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/27/14 17:17:37] kobach's misdeeds have caught up with him. 0 days, 00:08:57 is added to his clock.
[03/27/14 17:19:10] ragequit [1/360] has challenged FoobarBazbot [175/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:46 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/27/14 18:19:08] NCommander [308/586] has challenged FatPhil [165/382] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 11:08:53 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/27/14 18:22:24] You found a level 42 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 29, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/27/14 18:22:24] FatPhil [250/395] has challenged arachnist [158/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from FatPhil's clock.
[03/27/14 18:30:04] xlefay [39/373] has come upon stderr [158/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:25 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/27/14 19:15:21] xlefay [28/373] has come upon Landon [96/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:58 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/27/14 19:19:09] ragequit [216/360] has challenged mrwizrd [153/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:30:19 is removed from ragequit's clock.
[03/27/14 19:36:23] xlefay has bandwidth stealing neighbours flooding his wireless network! xlefay's wireless card loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/14 20:19:10] NCommander [180/586] has challenged arti [241/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:00 is added to NCommander's clock.
[03/27/14 20:43:55] Seymore Cray thinks that with pbnjoe's clever ideas he can push his cores to over 3 GHz, so advanced him 0 days, 09:55:07 toward level 43.
[03/27/14 21:19:08] arachnist [204/442] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [442/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:01 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/27/14 22:19:08] xlefay [98/369] has challenged arti [53/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:35:40 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/27/14 23:19:09] stderr [148/430] has challenged Landon [255/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:40 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/27/14 23:45:33] Seymore Cray thinks that with xlefay's clever ideas he can push his cores to over 4.9 GHz, so advanced him 0 days, 13:56:11 toward level 46.
[03/28/14 00:19:10] ragequit [241/360] has challenged int [158/327] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:28:11 is removed from ragequit's clock.
[03/28/14 00:20:16] stderr upgraded their CPU's fan and cooling system! stderr's Deathstation 3118 processor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/28/14 00:48:56] kobach, xlefay, SirFinkus, and int have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/14 00:53:02] You found a level 49 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 28, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/28/14 00:53:02] kobach [120/360] has challenged pbnjoe [51/401] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/28/14 00:55:20] SirFinkus [264/326] has challenged FoobarBazbot [37/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from SirFinkus's clock.
[03/28/14 01:11:10] You found a 180GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 40GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/28/14 01:11:10] arti [373/407] has challenged mattie_p [194/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/28/14 01:19:08] stderr [220/441] has challenged kobach [153/360] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 16:48:34 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/28/14 01:39:34] nobbis [304/362] has come upon Landon [158/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:40 is removed from nobbis's clock.
[03/28/14 02:19:09] xlefay [100/369] has challenged arachnist [81/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:32:44 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/28/14 02:19:09] In the fierce battle, arachnist dropped their 2.0 GHz processor! xlefay picks it up, tossing his old 850 MHz processor to arachnist
[03/28/14 03:19:10] NCommander [525/586] has challenged Nerdfest [82/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:49:18 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/28/14 04:19:10] kobach [218/360] has challenged mattie_p [146/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:44:49 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/28/14 05:19:08] mattie_p [50/335] has challenged SirFinkus [60/326] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:00 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/28/14 06:06:12] FatPhil discovered new optimisation flags for his compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 04:29:57 toward level 45.
[03/28/14 06:19:08] mattie_p [193/335] has challenged Landon [314/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:50 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/28/14 07:19:08] arti [375/407] has challenged kobach [359/360] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 12:18:15 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/28/14 08:19:08] ragequit [255/360] has challenged Landon [330/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:10 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/28/14 09:19:09] kobach [328/360] has challenged Ingar [249/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:48:48 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/28/14 09:54:36] You found a level 40 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 18, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/28/14 09:54:36] chromas [245/266] has challenged FatPhil [42/395] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from chromas's clock.
[03/28/14 10:19:09] kobach [317/360] has challenged PingOfDeath [356/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:45 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/28/14 11:19:09] ragequit [239/360] has challenged arachnist [51/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:39:04 is removed from ragequit's clock.
[03/28/14 12:19:09] arachnist [232/424] has challenged FatPhil [95/395] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 00:08:39 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/28/14 13:06:53] Landon [204/342] has come upon mrwizrd [190/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:07:01 is removed from Landon's clock.
[03/28/14 13:06:53] mrwizrd [56/348] has come upon Landon [266/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:41:54 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[03/28/14 13:09:20] The Flying Spaghetti Monster touches you with his noodly appendage. You have found the level 146 world's first actual quantum processor! Your rivals are both jealous and not jealous of you.
[03/28/14 13:09:20] mattie_p [351/463] has challenged NCommander [170/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:58 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/28/14 13:19:09] xlefay [76/384] has challenged FatPhil [210/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:19 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/28/14 13:29:13] You found an 1.9 GHz processor! Your current processor is only 850 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/28/14 13:29:13] arachnist [97/441] has challenged nobbis [74/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:58 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/28/14 13:36:56] nobbis [120/362] has challenged mattie_p [56/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from nobbis's clock.
[03/28/14 14:19:10] stderr [432/441] has challenged Ingar [68/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:01 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/28/14 14:32:59] SirFinkus installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:15 toward level 43.
[03/28/14 14:55:50] Cthulhu decides you can be useful in furthering his divisive ends. You have found the level 90 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! Your enemies do the three fingered salute in awe.
[03/28/14 14:55:50] xlefay [388/390] has challenged pbnjoe [313/401] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/28/14 15:19:10] stderr [83/441] has challenged SirFinkus [192/326] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:45 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/28/14 16:19:10] arachnist [73/441] has challenged arti [140/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:22:57 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/28/14 17:18:02] hka installed a rootkit on 1677 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:32 toward level 44.
[03/28/14 17:19:08] arachnist [424/441] has challenged pbnjoe [102/401] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 14:14:31 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/28/14 17:45:41] There is a freak conjunction of highly improbable coincidences. You have found the level 79 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! Your enemies do the three fingered salute in awe.
[03/28/14 17:45:41] FoobarBazbot [188/398] has challenged Nerdfest [158/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from FoobarBazbot's clock.
[03/28/14 18:19:01] mrwizrd founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:35 toward level 45.
[03/28/14 18:19:10] arachnist [388/441] has challenged Nerdfest [80/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:04 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/28/14 18:19:13] FoobarBazbot cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:25 toward level 45.
[03/28/14 19:19:09] arachnist [273/441] has challenged chromas [180/266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:04:36 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/28/14 19:30:38] NCommander pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 6 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:36 toward level 46.
[03/28/14 20:08:33] int was hacked by Russian mafia. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:07:33 from level 45.
[03/28/14 20:19:10] mattie_p [342/463] has challenged ragequit [23/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:16:03 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/28/14 20:48:18] The Flying Spaghetti Monster touches you with his noodly appendage. You have found the level 71 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! Your enemies do the three fingered salute in awe.
[03/28/14 20:48:18] Nerdfest [88/414] has challenged mrwizrd [16/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from Nerdfest's clock.
[03/28/14 21:19:09] stderr [252/441] has challenged kobach [142/360] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 12:15:07 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/28/14 22:19:08] nobbis [249/362] has challenged mrwizrd [180/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:18 is removed from nobbis's clock.
[03/28/14 22:21:05] kobach, Nerdfest, pbnjoe, and arachnist have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/14 23:19:09] arti [164/407] has challenged SirFinkus [191/326] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:50:55 is added to arti's clock.
[03/29/14 00:19:08] kobach [84/360] has challenged hka [347/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:09 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/29/14 00:38:31] You found a level 45 coffee machine! Your current coffee machine is only level 38, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 00:38:31] Ingar [47/353] has challenged Nerdfest [212/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Ingar's clock.
[03/29/14 01:08:26] ragequit, NCommander, and SirFinkus [699/1272] have team battled Landon, nobbis, and FatPhil [720/1099] and lost! 0 days, 08:56:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/14 01:19:10] stderr [5/441] has challenged FatPhil [232/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:33 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/29/14 01:37:36] arti and mattie_p's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/29/14 02:19:10] arachnist [12/441] has challenged mattie_p [444/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:35 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/29/14 03:18:26] You found a 10MB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 5MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 03:19:08] nobbis [281/362] has challenged mattie_p [122/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:08:57 is removed from nobbis's clock.
[03/29/14 03:30:01] You found 256 words of magnetic core memory! Your current RAM is only 32 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 03:30:01] SoylentMUD [3/4] has challenged hka [312/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/29/14 03:41:08] NCommander worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:21 toward level 46.
[03/29/14 03:44:23] You found a 32MB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 10MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 03:44:23] SoylentMUD [0/6] has challenged stderr [171/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/29/14 04:01:05] You found a 14" amber monitor! Your current monitor is only 8" amber, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 04:07:17] stderr, ragequit, and nobbis [295/1163] have team battled SoylentMUD, Nerdfest, and arachnist [433/867] and lost! 0 days, 14:02:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/14 04:19:10] kobach [256/360] has challenged Landon [22/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:30:50 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/29/14 04:19:10] You found a level 7 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 04:40:10] You found a level 8 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 04:40:10] SoylentMUD [12/27] has challenged stderr [374/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/29/14 05:19:08] kobach [98/360] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [38/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:41:15 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/29/14 05:34:28] You found a 600MB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 32MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 05:51:03] PingOfDeath [156/417] has challenged int [292/327] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/29/14 06:07:17] You found a level 11 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 0, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 06:19:10] kobach [90/360] has challenged Landon [111/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:04 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/29/14 06:45:16] You found an 80 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 4 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 07:19:08] stderr [339/441] has challenged pbnjoe [125/401] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 10:59:00 is removed from stderr's clock.
[03/29/14 07:29:22] You found a linux 2.6.2 OS! Your current OS is only linux 0.01, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 07:29:22] SoylentMUD [70/77] has challenged NCommander [143/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/29/14 08:19:10] arti [274/407] has challenged Nerdfest [24/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:59:42 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/29/14 08:24:07] You found a 16" CRT monitor! Your current monitor is only 14" amber, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 08:24:07] SoylentMUD [75/89] has challenged hka [317/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/29/14 09:19:08] arachnist [83/441] has challenged PingOfDeath [235/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:22 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/29/14 10:07:24] nobbis uninstalled all 13 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:45 toward level 46.
[03/29/14 10:19:10] arti [339/407] has challenged SirFinkus [171/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:05:44 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/29/14 10:36:27] You found a 120 MHz processor! Your current processor is only 80 MHz, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 11:19:09] mattie_p [55/463] has challenged ragequit [262/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:20 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/29/14 11:56:20] You found 512 KiB RAM! Your current RAM is only 256 words of magnetic core memory, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 11:58:47] NCommander installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:30 toward level 46.
[03/29/14 12:19:08] arachnist [248/441] has challenged Nerdfest [99/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:11:58 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/29/14 13:19:10] NCommander [41/586] has challenged pbnjoe [147/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:22 is added to NCommander's clock.
[03/29/14 13:28:59] You found a linux 2.6.6 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.2, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 14:19:08] arti [48/407] has challenged Landon [197/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:36 is added to arti's clock.
[03/29/14 14:20:08] You found a level 46 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 33, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 14:20:08] Landon [13/353] has challenged FatPhil [298/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/29/14 14:39:59] mattie_p [303/463] has come upon stderr [86/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:53:52 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/29/14 15:17:01] mrwizrd rebooted into OpenBSD for 36 minutes. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:33 from level 45.
[03/29/14 15:19:10] arti [164/407] has challenged Nerdfest [394/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:21 is added to arti's clock.
[03/29/14 15:27:23] pbnjoe [234/401] has challenged PingOfDeath [11/417] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from pbnjoe's clock.
[03/29/14 16:19:09] xlefay [296/390] has challenged nobbis [223/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:25:55 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/29/14 16:54:20] pbnjoe reseated his RAM chips! pbnjoe's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/14 17:09:49] chromas [193/266] has challenged NerdRPG [447/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to chromas's clock.
[03/29/14 17:19:08] kobach [16/360] has challenged arachnist [373/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:06 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/29/14 17:21:08] You found a level 16 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 8, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 17:21:08] SoylentMUD [96/123] has challenged arti [266/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/29/14 18:19:08] arachnist [380/441] has challenged ragequit [242/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:03 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/29/14 18:52:33] pbnjoe got fooled into following a goatse link. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 04:12:48 from level 44.
[03/29/14 18:56:01] FoobarBazbot added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:53 toward level 45.
[03/29/14 19:12:58] Kartoffelsuppe's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[03/29/14 19:19:10] nobbis [214/362] has challenged PingOfDeath [335/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:01:45 is added to nobbis's clock.
[03/29/14 19:52:59] SoylentMUD forgot 3 characters in their password. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:26 from level 19.
[03/29/14 19:58:54] You found a linux 2.6.11 OS! Your current OS is only linux 2.6.6, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 20:19:08] mattie_p [401/463] has challenged ragequit [315/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:22:38 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/29/14 20:28:15] kobach [325/360] has come upon xlefay [25/390] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 04:11:41 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/29/14 20:51:10] arti and Nerdfest's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/29/14 20:54:28] mattie_p got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:53 toward level 47.
[03/29/14 21:19:10] Landon [49/353] has challenged arachnist [76/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:32:49 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/29/14 22:04:01] arti [225/407] has come upon SoylentMUD [15/128] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:24:42 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/29/14 22:19:08] stderr [245/441] has challenged pbnjoe [298/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:25 is added to stderr's clock.
[03/29/14 22:46:39] You found a 15GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 600MB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/29/14 22:46:39] SoylentMUD [1/142] has challenged FunPika [46/248] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/29/14 23:19:10] Landon [81/353] has challenged PingOfDeath [240/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:04:31 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/30/14 00:19:08] PingOfDeath [32/417] has challenged FoobarBazbot [231/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:35 is added to PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/30/14 01:19:08] NCommander [372/586] has challenged mrwizrd [135/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:27:43 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/30/14 03:02:08] SoylentMUD forgot to make backups for 4 weeks. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:53 from level 21.
[03/30/14 03:15:46] You found a level 28 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 16, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/30/14 03:19:10] NCommander [473/586] has challenged hka [329/428] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:36 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/30/14 04:19:10] NCommander [338/586] has challenged FoobarBazbot [213/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:21:53 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/30/14 05:19:09] Landon [208/353] has challenged pbnjoe [110/404] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 14:54:03 is removed from Landon's clock.
[03/30/14 05:29:44] hka [115/428] has challenged arachnist [127/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to hka's clock.
[03/30/14 06:13:41] ragequit [308/360] has come upon arti [218/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:40:26 is removed from ragequit's clock.
[03/30/14 06:19:09] kobach [108/360] has challenged hka [322/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:23 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/30/14 07:01:30] You found a level 33 graphics card! Your current graphics card is only level 7, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/30/14 07:09:25] pbnjoe, mattie_p, and nobbis [1039/1229] have team battled arti, stderr, and chromas [39/1114] and won! 0 days, 10:46:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/14 07:14:40] FoobarBazbot [75/398] has come upon kobach [58/360] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 05:40:53 is removed from FoobarBazbot's clock.
[03/30/14 07:19:08] Landon [321/353] has challenged SirFinkus [48/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:12:38 is removed from Landon's clock.
[03/30/14 07:19:08] Landon has dealt SirFinkus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:48:05 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/30/14 08:19:10] mattie_p [135/463] has challenged FatPhil [211/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:15 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/30/14 08:40:37] int added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:04 toward level 45.
[03/30/14 09:19:10] kobach [293/360] has challenged hka [347/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:09 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/30/14 10:11:17] chromas became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:53 toward level 35.
[03/30/14 10:19:09] arti [51/407] has challenged SoylentMUD [90/180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:06 is added to arti's clock.
[03/30/14 11:19:09] arti [127/407] has challenged hka [24/428] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:54:01 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/30/14 11:47:40] You found a level 38 wireless card! Your current wireless card is only level 27, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/30/14 11:47:40] int [92/337] has challenged arachnist [362/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to int's clock.
[03/30/14 12:19:09] NCommander [323/586] has challenged NerdRPG [527/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:21 is added to NCommander's clock.
[03/30/14 12:24:27] Ingar and arachnist's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/30/14 13:19:08] nobbis [275/362] has challenged arachnist [346/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:11 is added to nobbis's clock.
[03/30/14 14:19:10] Landon [41/353] has challenged int [136/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:57 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/30/14 15:31:57] stderr, FunPika, and mattie_p [326/1152] have team battled xlefay, mrwizrd, and kobach [240/1098] and won! 0 days, 00:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/14 16:03:37] Landon [249/353] has challenged hka [231/428] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:58:44 is removed from Landon's clock.
[03/30/14 16:18:48] FatPhil, NCommander, and arachnist [489/1422] have team battled mattie_p, FoobarBazbot, and PingOfDeath [278/1278] and won! 0 days, 03:25:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/14 17:03:36] mattie_p [50/463] has challenged SoylentMUD [72/180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:23 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/30/14 17:12:16] chromas got tasked with fixing healthcare.gov. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:24 from level 35.
[03/30/14 17:29:09] SoylentMUD installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:02 toward level 25.
[03/30/14 17:54:54] FunPika [175/248] has challenged mrwizrd [267/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to FunPika's clock.
[03/30/14 18:03:37] xlefay [255/390] has challenged arti [198/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:32:01 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[03/30/14 18:46:39] mrwizrd, int, and hka [383/1113] have team battled pbnjoe, stderr, and xlefay [411/1235] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/14 19:03:35] Landon [104/353] has challenged ragequit [107/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:27 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/30/14 19:17:58] arachnist installed on-the-fly compression, boosting their hard disk! arachnist's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/14 19:59:18] hka [278/428] has come upon mrwizrd [78/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:45 is removed from hka's clock.
[03/30/14 20:03:36] mattie_p [73/463] has challenged stderr [164/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:15 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[03/30/14 20:09:04] chromas upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:45 toward level 35.
[03/30/14 21:03:35] kobach [36/360] has challenged SirFinkus [61/326] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:52 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/30/14 22:03:35] kobach [329/360] has challenged int [154/337] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:30:42 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/30/14 22:32:00] chromas [200/266] has challenged mrwizrd [118/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from chromas's clock.
[03/30/14 22:32:39] hka got hit with static, badly affecting their RAM! hka's RAM loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/14 22:52:09] You found a 1536 kbps ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 110 bps, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/30/14 22:52:09] SoylentMUD [50/217] has challenged stderr [323/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/30/14 23:03:37] int [206/337] has challenged ragequit [151/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:27:11 is removed from int's clock.
[03/30/14 23:35:54] You found a level 54 USB key! Your current USB key is only level 40, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/30/14 23:35:54] mrwizrd [102/364] has challenged pbnjoe [133/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[03/31/14 00:03:36] PingOfDeath [168/417] has challenged FatPhil [261/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:45:48 is added to PingOfDeath's clock.
[03/31/14 01:03:35] xlefay [4/390] has challenged Ingar [27/353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:35 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/31/14 01:05:05] SoylentMUD [64/217] has come upon Nerdfest [345/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:18 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/31/14 01:20:13] arachnist, PingOfDeath, and kobach [419/1221] have team battled hka, NCommander, and int [849/1347] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/14 02:03:37] xlefay [230/390] has challenged kobach [336/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:37 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/31/14 02:17:33] arti, xlefay, and PingOfDeath [1174/1214] have team battled ragequit, mrwizrd, and Ingar [638/1077] and won! 0 days, 03:19:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/14 03:03:36] int [90/337] has challenged Ingar [330/353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:54:21 is added to int's clock.
[03/31/14 04:03:37] kobach [203/360] has challenged Nerdfest [352/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:41 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/31/14 04:10:26] chromas forgot 6 characters in their password. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:58 from level 36.
[03/31/14 05:02:15] Knuth looked upon mattie_p, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 07:59:24 toward level 47.
[03/31/14 05:03:36] ragequit [152/360] has challenged arti [296/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:54 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/31/14 05:16:49] FoobarBazbot got all retro and played Zaxxon all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:53 from level 45.
[03/31/14 06:02:17] You found a 1280 kbps ADSL modem! Your current modem is only 448 kpbs ADSL, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/31/14 06:02:17] NCommander [91/594] has challenged mattie_p [311/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to NCommander's clock.
[03/31/14 06:03:35] NCommander [95/594] has challenged Ingar [177/353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:31:01 is added to NCommander's clock.
[03/31/14 06:11:48] Landon, Ingar, ragequit, and arachnist have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/14 06:26:31] arachnist discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:57 toward level 47.
[03/31/14 06:30:47] You found a 120GB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 15GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/31/14 06:30:47] SoylentMUD [117/225] has challenged ragequit [269/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/31/14 07:03:37] Landon [207/353] has challenged NCommander [325/594] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:05:07 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/31/14 07:21:27] Ingar, mattie_p, and PingOfDeath [897/1233] have team battled SirFinkus, hka, and SoylentMUD [50/975] and won! 0 days, 03:22:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/14 07:53:22] Dennis Ritchie thinks that pbnjoe is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed him 0 days, 05:34:15 toward level 44.
[03/31/14 08:03:35] xlefay [203/390] has challenged PingOfDeath [293/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:43 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/31/14 09:03:37] Landon [261/353] has challenged NerdRPG [399/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:34:24 is added to Landon's clock.
[03/31/14 10:03:36] mrwizrd [286/364] has challenged pbnjoe [200/404] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 13:08:21 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/31/14 10:30:18] PingOfDeath got locked out of Google+. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:11:58 from level 46.
[03/31/14 11:03:37] arti [201/407] has challenged stderr [372/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:54 is added to arti's clock.
[03/31/14 11:34:23] stderr cracked Richard Stallman's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:49 toward level 47.
[03/31/14 11:54:19] arachnist cleared all 469 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:54 toward level 47.
[03/31/14 12:03:35] int [34/337] has challenged stderr [376/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:45 is added to int's clock.
[03/31/14 12:32:53] Ingar replied to all their spam. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:44 from level 42.
[03/31/14 12:38:33] You found a 9.5TB hard disk! Your current hard disk is only 100GB, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/31/14 12:38:33] kobach [55/387] has challenged xlefay [254/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to kobach's clock.
[03/31/14 13:03:37] kobach [372/387] has challenged arti [305/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:03:16 is removed from kobach's clock.
[03/31/14 14:03:35] NCommander [151/594] has challenged SirFinkus [51/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:48:16 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/31/14 14:58:06] You found an 18.5" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 16" CRT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[03/31/14 14:58:06] SoylentMUD [139/243] has challenged Nerdfest [17/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:54:59 is removed from SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/31/14 15:03:37] NCommander [440/594] has challenged Landon [229/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:34:37 is removed from NCommander's clock.
[03/31/14 15:48:22] arachnist [214/444] has challenged PingOfDeath [12/417] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[03/31/14 15:52:37] The Flying Spaghetti Monster touches you with his noodly appendage. You have found the level 101 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! Your enemies do the three fingered salute in awe.
[03/31/14 15:52:37] arti [442/476] has challenged int [178/337] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from arti's clock.
[03/31/14 16:03:35] NCommander [93/594] has challenged xlefay [340/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:19:07 is added to NCommander's clock.
[03/31/14 17:03:35] xlefay [44/390] has challenged NCommander [340/594] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:45 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/31/14 18:03:37] xlefay [140/390] has challenged Landon [201/353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:59 is added to xlefay's clock.
[03/31/14 18:29:25] FatPhil [336/395] has challenged ragequit [25/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from FatPhil's clock.
[03/31/14 19:03:36] ragequit [271/360] has challenged PingOfDeath [229/417] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:33 is removed from ragequit's clock.
[03/31/14 19:49:54] NCommander founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:49 toward level 47.
[03/31/14 19:51:00] stderr installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:49 toward level 47.
[03/31/14 19:58:01] Nerdfest and NCommander's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/31/14 20:03:37] ragequit [215/360] has challenged NCommander [272/594] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:01 is added to ragequit's clock.
[03/31/14 21:03:36] FatPhil [373/395] has challenged arti [216/476] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:46 is removed from FatPhil's clock.
[03/31/14 21:21:27] SirFinkus [91/326] has challenged arti [384/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:47 is added to SirFinkus's clock.
[03/31/14 21:28:58] mrwizrd got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:59 toward level 46.
[03/31/14 21:45:11] Ingar [156/353] has challenged ragequit [34/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:20:33 is removed from Ingar's clock.
[03/31/14 22:03:35] int [250/337] has challenged Nerdfest [89/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:58:03 is removed from int's clock.
[03/31/14 22:03:35] int has dealt Nerdfest a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:27 is added to Nerdfest's clock.
[03/31/14 22:12:45] mattie_p [461/463] has challenged Ingar [204/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from mattie_p's clock.
[03/31/14 23:03:36] mrwizrd [222/364] has challenged kobach [58/387] and taken him in combat! 0 days, 10:24:09 is removed from mrwizrd's clock.
[03/31/14 23:13:07] SoylentMUD [54/243] has challenged Nerdfest [330/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to SoylentMUD's clock.
[03/31/14 23:27:23] Seymore Cray thinks that with Nerdfest's clever ideas he can push his cores to over 3.8 GHz, so advanced them 0 days, 03:10:26 toward level 44.
[04/01/14 00:03:35] Landon [59/353] has challenged arti [425/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:53 is added to Landon's clock.
[04/01/14 00:04:02] NCommander [284/594] has come upon PingOfDeath [400/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:05:44 is added to NCommander's clock.
[04/01/14 01:03:37] PingOfDeath [81/417] has challenged stderr [172/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:38:52 is added to PingOfDeath's clock.
[04/01/14 02:03:35] kobach [206/387] has challenged mrwizrd [58/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:38:19 is removed from kobach's clock.
[04/01/14 02:03:35] kobach has dealt mrwizrd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:21:48 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[04/01/14 02:39:28] xlefay got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 05:25:56 toward level 47.
[04/01/14 03:03:36] Landon [69/353] has challenged kobach [107/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:22 is added to Landon's clock.
[04/01/14 04:03:35] kobach [340/387] has challenged Landon [317/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:48:30 is removed from kobach's clock.
[04/01/14 04:04:11] mrwizrd's bandwidth stealing neighbours move away! mrwizrd's wireless card gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/14 04:37:00] FoobarBazbot [201/398] has come upon SirFinkus [124/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:05 is removed from FoobarBazbot's clock.
[04/01/14 04:43:31] kobach, Ingar, pbnjoe, and arachnist have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/14 05:03:37] FatPhil [337/395] has challenged arachnist [25/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:25:11 is removed from FatPhil's clock.
[04/01/14 05:17:54] arti bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $42. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:58 toward level 47.
[04/01/14 05:46:03] You found a 21.5" TFT monitor! Your current monitor is only 20" CRT, so it seems Luck is with you!
[04/01/14 05:46:03] ragequit [330/380] has challenged Ingar [105/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from ragequit's clock.
[04/01/14 06:13:46] xlefay [380/390] has challenged arti [255/476] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:59:14 is removed from xlefay's clock.
[04/01/14 06:13:46] xlefay has dealt arti a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:41:54 is added to arti's clock.
[04/01/14 06:53:51] FoobarBazbot [17/398] has challenged xlefay [83/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to FoobarBazbot's clock.
[04/01/14 07:13:44] PingOfDeath [27/417] has challenged ragequit [109/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:58 is added to PingOfDeath's clock.
[04/01/14 08:06:49] FatPhil did 'emerge -u world' in his gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 05:41:20 from level 46.
[04/01/14 08:13:44] int [260/337] has challenged Ingar [329/353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:56 is added to int's clock.
[04/01/14 09:13:45] ragequit [195/380] has challenged stderr [421/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:26:46 is added to ragequit's clock.
[04/01/14 10:13:46] ragequit [35/380] has challenged mrwizrd [92/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:02:14 is added to ragequit's clock.
[04/01/14 11:13:44] mrwizrd [237/368] has challenged int [275/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:50:12 is added to mrwizrd's clock.
[04/01/14 12:13:45] mattie_p [68/463] has challenged ragequit [192/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:26:51 is added to mattie_p's clock.
[04/01/14 12:31:53] pbnjoe worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:27:17 toward level 44.
[04/01/14 12:46:10] stderr reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:36 toward level 47.