#editorial | Logs for 2021-05-12

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[00:00:12] <mrpg> [19:59] == No such nick/channel: Bytram:
[00:01:20] <mrpg> I cant message you
[00:19:37] <Bytram> as someone who spent years testing COBOL compilers and workbenches, I hope you don't mind, but...
[00:19:56] <Bytram> I changed the Dept line from "REM-dummy-basic-comment" to "IDENTIFICATION DIVISION."
[00:22:07] <mrpg> I took cobol at school and never again saw it
[00:22:23] <mrpg> sure dont mind
[00:22:56] <mrpg> for me it was basic C cobol ASM php python
[00:27:27] <Bytram> PHP and Python did not even exist when I was in school
[00:29:24] <mrpg> I didnt take them at school but after. The curriculum there was a little old.
[00:36:53] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:43:16] <mrpg> https://phys.org
[00:43:17] <systemd> ^ 03Fossil of ancient squid eating a crustacean while being eaten by an ancient shark
[00:43:26] <mrpg> hehe
[00:44:57] <mrpg> After careful study of the positioning of the two fossils, the researchers concluded that the belemnite was in the process of biting the crustacean, or perhaps the skin it was shedding. And while it was doing so, the belemnite was itself bitten by a larger predator—possibly an ancient shark.
[00:45:08] <mrpg> hahaha
[00:45:37] <AzumaHazuki> isn't nature wonderful? :v
[00:45:50] * AzumaHazuki is not at all surprised that there are so many atheists in the life sciences
[00:48:46] <mrpg> recursive eating submitted, maybe for the weekend?
[00:49:45] * Bytram 2nds controlling cholesterol
[00:50:13] <AzumaHazuki> i hear dietary cholesterol mostly doesn't increase serum cholesterol, but simple carbs and sugars do
[00:50:23] <AzumaHazuki> also that your brain apparently makes its own
[00:56:03] * Bytram 2nds night sky
[00:59:04] * Bytram 2nfsx understudied
[00:59:19] * Bytram 2nds understudied
[01:01:45] <Bytram> =w enteric nervous system
[01:01:46] <systemd> The enteric nervous system (ENS) or intrinsic nervous system is one of the main divisions of the autonomic nervous system (ANS) and consists of a mesh-like - https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:09:20] <mrpg> Lessons Learned From a Simulated Asteroid Strike - ready
[01:21:02] <mrpg> one more
[01:22:26] <mrpg> Webb’s Golden Mirror Wings Open One Last Time on Earth - ready
[01:22:50] <mrpg> Enough for today.
[01:23:37] <Bytram> mrpg++ thank you SO much!!!!!!!
[01:23:37] <Bender> karma - mrpg: 79
[01:24:40] <Bytram> mrpg++ Who not make it a round number!
[01:24:40] <Bender> karma - mrpg: 80
[01:25:37] <mrpg> Better yet cause I did 8 stories and i like round numbers.
[01:25:47] <Bytram> =)
[01:26:42] <Bytram> mrpg: You have almost caught up with chromas! https://soylentnews.org
[01:26:49] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame ( https://soylentnews.org )
[01:29:44] <mrpg> 9 more to go. maybe in 2 days. IF submitters help.
[01:33:12] <Bytram> mrpg: that page is NOT up to the minute
[01:33:36] <Bytram> everything you did today is yet to be tallied...
[01:33:53] <chromas> which is interesting, because that page always takes forever to load
[01:34:00] <mrpg> Right
[01:34:04] <chromas> what's it doing that takes so long?
[01:34:09] <mrpg> so 2 to go
[01:34:28] <Bytram> usually happens around 00:15 or so b(UTC)
[01:35:16] <Bytram> it's doing some several queries through the entire comment DB
[01:35:24] <Bytram> s/spme//
[01:35:30] <Bytram> s/spoe//
[01:35:33] <chromas> so why isn't it up to date then?
[01:35:37] <Bytram> it's doing several queries through the entire comment DB
[01:36:13] <chromas> is it only updating some parts, but others are cached?
[01:37:12] <Bytram> I think so... but now I'm not certain any more
[01:37:36] <Bytram> this one is much faster: https://soylentnews.org
[01:37:38] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews: Authors
[01:38:32] <systemd> yeah but that page doesn't show me in first place :)
[01:41:06] <Bytram> I *suspect* there's an "authors cache" that feeds both those pages, but HoF reports on several other things that are gathered at that moment (hence why it is so slow O(n^2) )
[01:41:41] <chromas> Time to swap out rehash for another software :D
[01:44:30] <Bytram> time to go to bed
[01:44:46] <Bytram> (it has been a loooonnng day)
[01:44:59] <mrpg> bytram++
[01:44:59] <Bender> karma - bytram: 121
[01:45:05] <Bytram> have a great night everybody!
[01:45:16] <Bytram> 11*11 =)
[01:45:16] <mrpg> Good night to you too bye!
[01:45:45] <Bytram> #weather chile
[01:46:01] <Bytram> L/
[01:46:08] <mrpg> 10c
[01:46:28] <mrpg> #weather santiago
[01:46:49] <Bytram> I think the bot is borken
[01:47:02] <mrpg> .c2f 10
[01:48:07] <mrpg> #pizza
[01:48:19] <mrpg> 8ball x
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[01:48:31] <mrpg> #8ball should i
[01:49:12] <mrpg> !decide yes ooo
[01:49:34] * Bytram tried to restart MrPlow
[01:49:46] <mrpg> !uid
[01:49:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 14899, owned by Rukgor
[01:50:12] * mrpg thins
[01:50:29] <mrpg> thinks
[01:50:34] * Bytram thicks
[01:50:55] <Bytram> thanks
[01:51:10] <mrpg> $seen systemd
[01:51:10] <aqu4bot> I last saw systemd at 2021-05-12 01:38:32 UTC in #editorial. Their most recent message is "yeah but that page doesn't show me in first place :)"
[01:51:54] <Bytram> =cite
[01:51:54] <systemd> Generate a block of HTML for citing an article. Takes DOIs and URLs. Template:
[01:51:54] <systemd> ${authors}${title}${access}, <cite>${journal}</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/${doi}">${doi}</a>)
[01:52:02] <mrpg> how selfish and petty, normal for a robot
[01:52:46] <Bytram> =cite https://doi.org"
[01:52:47] <systemd> Error: DOI not found
[01:52:52] <Bytram> =cite https://doi.org
[01:52:54] <systemd> Journal Reference: Stella Koch Ocker, James M. Cordes, Shami Chatterjee, et al. Persistent plasma waves in interstellar space detected by Voyager 1, <cite>Nature Astronomy</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1038/s41550-021-01363-7">10.1038/s41550-021-01363-7</a>)
[01:53:07] <mrpg> #g kerfuffle
[01:53:33] <Bytram> and, with that, it really *is* time for me to hit the hay
[01:53:38] <chromas> MrPlow should be restarting anytime soon now
[01:53:43] <chromas> =blame
[01:53:43] * systemd points at Bytram
[01:53:45] <Bytram> have a great night everybody!
[01:53:53] <mrpg> bye!
[01:54:05] <chromas> =g'nytram
[01:54:06] <systemd> imitation of crutchy's gday script
[01:54:16] <chromas> =g'noight Bytram
[01:54:17] * systemd ironically violates a raid 5 volume of dank memes with Bytram
[01:55:25] <mrpg> =gnight bytram
[01:55:25] * systemd readily shoves a ladle of lua scripts in bytram
[01:55:49] <Bytram> =yt louie louie
[01:55:50] <systemd> https://youtube.com - The Kingsmen - Louie Louie (02:48; 6,161,789 views; 👍39,933 👎1,012)
[01:59:33] <mrpg> =yt roundaround sue
[01:59:34] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Runaround Sue (02:35; 38,690,840 views; 👍225,960 👎6,873)
[02:03:01] <mrpg> $seen n1
[02:03:01] <aqu4bot> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick n1, sorry.
[02:03:30] <mrpg> wow, that long?
[02:05:38] <chromas> $list
[02:05:43] <chromas> hmph
[02:47:03] <mrpg> Half Drunk Under a Full Moon
[02:50:05] <mrpg> bye c u to-morrow
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[21:59:11] <Bytram> Updating Beg-o-Meter
[21:59:23] <Bytram> mysql> SELECT sum(payment_net), 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00, max(ts), max(spid), now() FROM subscribe_payments WHERE ts > '2021-01-01' ;
[21:59:23] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[21:59:23] <Bytram> | sum(payment_net) | 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00 | max(ts) | max(spid) | now() |
[21:59:23] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[21:59:26] <Bytram> | 1473.55 | 42.1014286 | 2021-05-12 20:10:12 | 1569 | 2021-05-12 21:58:54 |
[21:59:31] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[21:59:34] <Bytram> 1 row in set (0.01 sec)
[21:59:36] <Bytram> mysql>
[22:25:01] <Bytram> =asub https://www.sciencedaily.com
[22:25:05] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Study of Ancient Corals in Indonesia Reveals Slowest Earthquake Ever Recorded: Study Highlights Miss" (17p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[23:30:11] <mrpg> =gnight youse
[23:30:11] * systemd diarrhetically sodomizes a pocketful of Bill Cosby's Puddin' Pops with youse
[23:30:21] <mrpg> hm...
[23:30:46] <mrpg> I'll do the one about the slooow earthquake. Well there are two subs.
[23:41:06] <mrpg> $cycle
[23:41:06] <aqu4bot> You must be an admin to use that command.
[23:41:57] <mrpg> $sr adam mada
[23:41:57] <aqu4bot> "adam mada" >> "adam mada"