#editorial | Logs for 2021-04-14

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[02:08:30] <Bytram> =cite doi-10.1016/j.cell.2021.03.025
[02:08:32] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/><b>Page Not Found</b>, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/doi-10.1016/j.cell.2021.03.025">doi-10.1016/j.cell.2021.03.025</a>)</p>
[02:09:46] <Bytram> .
[02:09:50] <Bytram> =cite https://doi.org
[02:09:52] <systemd> <p><b>Journal Reference</b>:<br/><b>Redirecting</b>, <cite></cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1016/j.cell.2021.03.025">10.1016/j.cell.2021.03.025</a>)</p>
[02:10:54] <Bytram> Genome-wide programmable transcriptional memory by CRISPR-based epigenome editing
[02:10:57] <Bytram> =cite
[02:10:57] <systemd> Generate a block of HTML for citing an article. Takes DOIs and URLs. Template:
[02:10:57] <systemd> ${authors}<b>${title}</b>${access}, <cite>${journal}</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/${doi}">${doi}</a>)
[03:15:19] <Bytram> have a great night, everybody!
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[12:50:49] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[12:50:50] <systemd> ^ 03The best cheap laptops available now ( https://www.cnet.com )
[12:53:39] <AzumaHazuki> best cheap laptop is an off-lease thinkpad
[13:27:53] <Fnord666> What is a good place to pick one up?
[13:28:00] <Fnord666> s/What/Where/
[13:28:00] <SedBot> <Fnord666> Where is a good place to pick one up?
[13:32:55] <Fnord666> And I agree. I've always had good luck with thinkpads
[13:57:44] <Bytram> =asub http://feeds.mashable.com
[13:57:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Why It Takes 2 Weeks for the Covid Vaccines to Kick in" (0p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:58:02] <Bytram> =asub https://phys.org
[13:58:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Hospital Superbug Traced to Remote Island Beach" (18p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:58:31] <Bytram> =asub https://phys.org
[13:58:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03COVID-19, Lies and Statistics: Corruption and the Pandemic" (101p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[13:58:56] <Bytram> =asub https://www.cnn.com
[13:59:00] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Amazon, Google, GM, Starbucks and Hundreds of Companies Join to Oppose Voting Restrictions" (0p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:00:18] <Bytram> Time to update the Beg-o-Meter
[14:00:50] <Bytram> mysql> SELECT sum(payment_net), 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00, max(ts), max(spid), now() FROM subscribe_payments WHERE ts > '2021-01-01' ;
[14:00:50] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[14:00:50] <Bytram> | sum(payment_net) | 100.0 * sum(payment_net) / 3500.00 | max(ts) | max(spid) | now() |
[14:00:50] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[14:00:53] <Bytram> | 1096.15 | 31.3185714 | 2021-04-13 15:27:03 | 1557 | 2021-04-14 14:00:32 |
[14:00:56] <Bytram> +------------------+------------------------------------+---------------------+-----------+---------------------+
[14:00:59] <Bytram> 1 row in set (0.01 sec)
[14:01:01] <Bytram> mysql>
[14:03:38] <Bytram> Beg-o-Meter update completed!
[14:05:02] <Bytram> =asub from the come-ride-my-roller-coaster dept. https://scitechdaily.com
[14:05:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Screams of “Joy” are Often Mistaken for “Fear” When Heard Out of Context" (23p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[14:24:24] <Bytram> =asub from the first-seen-in-The-Wizzard-of-Oz dept, https://scitechdaily.com
[14:24:28] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03“Monkeydactyl” – Strange New Jurassic Flying Reptile Reveals the Oldest Opposable Thumbs" (16p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:28:01] <Bytram> =asub from the we're still-waiting-on-the-"growing-back"-part-for-politicians dept. https://phys.org
[14:28:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Worker Ants That Can Shrink Their Brains and Then Grow Them Back When Needed" (10p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:58:53] <Bytram> https://www.theverge.com
[14:58:53] <systemd> ^ 03Verge
[15:02:36] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[15:02:39] <systemd> ^ 03KBR: SoylentNews Submission
[15:04:56] <Bytram> =asub "Kimchi helps ease Covid-19 symptoms, Korean-French study says" http://www.koreabiomed.com
[15:05:05] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03KBR" (13p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[15:06:44] <Bytram> =g "Cell Death & Differentiation" "Hevin" "Calcyon" brain damage
[15:06:44] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Cell death - Wikipedia
[15:06:57] <Bytram> =g journal "Cell Death & Differentiation" "Hevin" "Calcyon" brain damage
[15:06:58] <systemd> https://www.nature.com - Cell Death & Disease;
[15:07:07] <Bytram> blah
[15:13:26] <Bytram> gtg; laters!
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[18:05:52] <Bytram> =asub from the cpbbuaIA3Ds dept. http://rss.cnn.com
[18:05:56] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Coinbase Goes Public With a $100 Billion Valuation -- and It's Probably Heading Higher" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:09:07] <Bytram> =asub https://www.washingtonpost.com
[18:09:10] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03‘It’s More Than Just Coinbase’: Crypto Giant’s Nasdaq Debut Signals New Era" (25p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:10:43] <Bytram> =asub https://www.aljazeera.com
[18:10:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Crypto Watershed: Coinbase Shares Open at $381 on Nasdaq" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[18:37:07] <Bytram> https://gizmodo.com
[18:37:08] <systemd> ^ 03The FBI Just Snuck Into Computers All Over the Country to Stop a Hacking Campaign
[18:40:25] <Bytram> nap time