#editorial | Logs for 2019-02-27

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[00:47:00] <Bytram> chromas: FYI... this upstart sub seems to have only gleaned about a paragraph from the source article: https://soylentnews.org|+ZDNet
[00:47:00] <upstart> ^ 03Researchers Break Digital Signatures for Most Desktop PDF Viewers | ZDNet: SoylentNews Submission
[00:47:02] <exec> └─ 13Researchers Break Digital Signatures for Most Desktop PDF Viewers | ZDNet: SoylentNews Submission
[00:48:21] <chromas> and it's not even a paragraph from the article. fpos bot
[00:50:19] <Bytram> lol
[00:50:22] <chromas> oh, it probably got lost in the 40 MB of javascript
[00:52:07] <Bytram> know doubt
[00:55:13] <Bytram> urrrgh
[00:55:21] <Bytram> #g "light saber"
[00:55:22] <MrPlow> https://www.tsa.gov - "Sadly, the technology doesn't currently exist to create a real lightsaber. However, you can pack a toy lightsaber in your carry-on or checked bag. May the force ..."
[00:55:29] <Bytram> #g "lightsaber"
[00:55:29] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "A lightsaber is a fictional energy sword featured in the Star Wars universe. A typical lightsaber is depicted as a luminescent blade of magnetically contained ..."
[00:55:45] <Bytram> no space, in space, okaaaay.
[00:56:49] <Bytram> #g Polariton
[00:56:50] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "In physics, polaritons /pəˈlærɪtɒnz, poʊ-/ are quasiparticles resulting from strong coupling of electromagnetic waves with an electric or magnetic ..."
[01:05:43] <Bytram> chromas: this one is even... more... interesting. :p https://soylentnews.org
[01:05:44] <upstart> ^ 03The Massive Energy Bill Behind Your Data - DZone Performance: SoylentNews Submission
[01:05:45] <exec> └─ 13The Massive Energy Bill Behind Your Data - DZone Performance: SoylentNews Submission
[01:07:40] <chromas> ah, that one's because my parser must not skip over > inside of quotes. fpos who wrote this bot?
[01:08:00] <Bytram> #smake ~blame
[01:08:00] * MrPlow smakes ~blame upside the head with a microaggression
[01:11:42] * Bytram yawns
[01:11:42] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[01:11:44] * Bytram yawns
[01:11:44] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[01:11:45] * Bytram yawns
[01:11:45] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[01:12:20] <Bytram> put 4 stories in the queue
[01:12:33] <Bytram> am really knackered... break time
[02:03:01] <Bytram> Fnord666: /me sees you posting stories.... was wondering if you wanted to chat?
[02:08:49] <Bytram> Oi! Someone submitted a Chris Lee article on quantum computing from Ars Techinca as a story submission... are they trying to drive us insane? https://arstechnica.com
[02:08:50] <upstart> ^ 03String of ions may out-compute best quantum computers
[02:08:52] <exec> └─ 13String of ions may out-compute best quantum computers | Ars Technica
[02:22:21] <Bytram> =submit https://phys.org
[02:22:23] <upstart> Submitting "US lawmakers kick off debate over online privacy"...
[02:22:23] <exec> └─ 13US lawmakers kick off debate over online privacy
[02:22:45] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[03:31:02] <Bytram> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[03:31:03] <upstart> ^ 039-year-old reporter breaks crime news, posts videos, fires back at critics ( https://www.washingtonpost.com )
[03:31:11] <Bytram> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[03:31:12] <upstart> ^ 039-year-old reporter breaks crime news, posts videos, fires back at critics ( https://www.washingtonpost.com )
[03:31:30] <exec> └─ 139-year-old reporter breaks crime news, posts videos, fires back at critics - The Washington Post
[03:31:42] <exec> └─ 139-year-old reporter breaks crime news, posts videos, fires back at critics - The Washington Post
[03:33:13] <Bytram> \https://www.nogalesinternational.com/news/town-says-it-s-taken-action-after-marshal-s-encounter/article_c1192514-3585-11e9-87f1-7ba359bd40fc.html
[03:33:15] <upstart> ^ 03Town says it's 'taken action' after marshal's encounter with young journalist
[03:33:28] <Bytram> https://www.nogalesinternational.com
[03:33:30] <upstart> ^ 03404 Error
[03:35:14] <chromas> https://www.nogalesinternational.com
[03:35:16] <upstart> ^ 03Town says it's 'taken action' after marshal's encounter with young journalist
[03:35:42] <chromas> https://www.nogalesinternational.com
[03:35:44] <upstart> ^ 03Town says it's 'taken action' after marshal's encounter with young journalist ( https://www.nogalesinternational.com )
[03:36:23] <chromas> even the /news/ isn't required
[03:37:12] <chromas> I guess that's so the 'friendly' part of the url can change
[03:37:14] <Bytram> figured as much, but was trying to elide the GUID
[03:42:12] <Bytram> that's gonna have to do it from my end -- barely staying awake.
[03:42:36] * Bytram hopes someone can post 3-4 more stories to at least get us through the night!
[03:45:51] <Bytram> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:45:53] <upstart> Submitting "Arizona utility reveals battery deals that give California a run for its money"...
[03:45:54] <exec> └─ 13Arizona utility reveals battery deals that give California a run for its money | Ars Technica
[03:46:15] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[03:47:33] <Bytram> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:47:35] <upstart> Submitting "Citing parental freedom, Arizona lawmakers move ahead with anti-vaccine bills"...
[03:47:36] <exec> └─ 13Citing parental freedom, Arizona lawmakers move ahead with anti-vaccine bills | Ars Technica
[03:47:57] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[04:02:24] <Bytram> =submit http://nautil.us
[04:02:26] <upstart> Submitting "How Our Universe Could Emerge as a Hologram"...
[04:02:27] <exec> └─ 13How Our Universe Could Emerge as a Hologram - Facts So Romantic - Nautilus
[04:02:48] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[04:05:58] <Bytram> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[04:05:59] <upstart> Submitting "New parents face 6 years of disrupted sleep"...
[04:06:21] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org