#editorial | Logs for 2018-09-05

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[00:46:40] <SoyCow8660> Time for an aristrachus story, queue is empty
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[01:29:40] * Bytram looks at: Artificial Cells are Tiny Bacteria Fighters
[01:36:31] <Bytram> Artificial Cells are Tiny Bacteria Fighters @ 2018/09/05 02:52:00
[01:59:38] * Bytram lo9okd at: Harvard Business School Professor: Half of American Colleges Will Be Bankrupt in 10 to 15 Years
[02:00:35] <Bytram> Harvard Business School Professor: Half of American Colleges Will Be Bankrupt in 10 to 15 Years @ 2018/09/05 07:39:00
[02:00:52] <Bytram> looks like mrpg bet me to it.
[02:01:10] <Bytram> s/bet/beat/
[02:01:12] <exec> <Bytram> looks like mrpg beat me to it.
[02:15:43] <Bytram> 🌮submit https://puri.sm
[02:15:45] <upstart> Submitting "Progress update from the Librem 5 hardware department – Purism"...
[02:16:07] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[02:18:00] <Bytram> 🌮submit https://news.ohsu.edu
[02:18:02] <upstart> Submitting "Antioxidant reduces risk for second heart attack, stroke"...
[02:18:02] <exec> └─ 13Antioxidant reduces risk for second heart attack, stroke | OHSU News
[02:18:23] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[02:18:58] <Bytram> 🌮submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:18:59] <upstart> Submitting "Boosting gravitational wave detectors with quantum tricks"...
[02:19:20] <upstart> Submit failed: Something's fucky.
[02:19:25] <Bytram> 🌮submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:19:26] <upstart> Submitting "Boosting gravitational wave detectors with quantum tricks"...
[02:19:48] <upstart> Submit failed: Something's fucky.
[02:23:55] <Bytram> 🌮submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:23:56] <upstart> Submitting "Scientists pioneer a new way to turn sunlight into fuel: New research in the field of semi-artificial photosynthesis"...
[02:24:18] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[02:28:51] <Bytram> dinner time... biab, I hope.
[02:41:16] <Fnord666> now to figure out what I did with the story I just published
[03:00:44] <Fnord666> found it
[03:04:22] <Bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[03:04:23] <upstart> ^ 03Russian space chief vows to find “full name” of technician who caused ISS leak ( https://arstechnica.com )
[03:04:24] <exec> └─ 13Russian space chief vows to find “full name” of technician who caused ISS leak | Ars Technica
[03:04:37] <Bytram> 🌮submit https://arstechnica.com
[03:04:39] <upstart> Submitting "Russian space chief vows to find “full name” of technician who caused ISS leak"...
[03:04:39] <exec> └─ 13Russian space chief vows to find “full name” of technician who caused ISS leak | Ars Technica
[03:05:00] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[03:05:22] <Bytram> Fnord666++ thanks for filling in the story queue to get us until sunrise for the eastern US
[03:05:22] <Bender> karma - fnord666: 51
[03:05:51] * Bytram used chromas' bot to submit a couple stories... hopefully someone can run with one or more of them
[03:06:06] <Bytram> and, with that, I really need to get some sleep.
[03:06:14] <Bytram> have a great night, everyone!
[03:06:22] <Fnord666> good night Bytram!
[03:06:29] <Fnord666> pleasant dreams
[03:07:02] <Fnord666> I'm going yo see if there are couple more stories to post then turn in myself
[03:10:52] * chromas should probably change the prefix to something keyboards have
[03:16:37] <Fnord666> I did run a couple that were submitted by chromas' bot. Seemed ok to me.
[03:17:37] <Fnord666> the only story that was messed up in the queue was the Register story about the iphone 8 issue
[03:18:12] <chromas> Was it a bot sub? And do you have a link for debugging purposes?
[03:18:21] <Fnord666> it was a bot sub
[03:18:45] <Fnord666> submission was https://soylentnews.org
[03:18:46] <upstart> ^ 03Apple Cops to iPhone 8 Production Oops, Offers to Fix Borked Phones: SoylentNews Submission
[03:18:48] <exec> └─ 13Apple Cops to iPhone 8 Production Oops, Offers to Fix Borked Phones: SoylentNews Submission
[03:19:18] <Fnord666> For example the link to the story had the href but no content in the tag
[03:19:29] <chromas> Ah, thanks.
[03:19:38] <chromas> Yeah it's supposed to put in the domain if it can't find a site name
[03:19:44] <chromas> So that's a bug
[03:19:50] <chromas> (obviously)
[03:20:37] <Fnord666> and a few paragraphs of nothing but non-breaking spaces, coutesy of El Reg's crappy formatting
[03:20:56] <Fnord666> s/coutesy/courtesy/
[03:20:58] <exec> <Fnord666> and a few paragraphs of nothing but non-breaking spaces, courtesy of El Reg's crappy formatting
[03:20:58] <chromas> I dunno where it got those &nbsp;s 'cause they're not in the Reg's source
[03:21:06] <Fnord666> oh really?
[03:21:18] <chromas> At least in Firefox. I should load it with curl to be sure
[03:21:23] <Fnord666> well then that would be a bug
[03:21:26] <chromas> since that's how the bot gets it
[03:21:32] <Fnord666> ah
[03:22:31] <chromas> Looks the same from curl. Weird. I don't think I have a function to even generate those. Must be something rehash does with all the spaces
[03:22:49] <chromas> The bot's supposed to strip those though
[03:23:13] <Fnord666> hmmm
[03:23:41] <Fnord666> that html is a dog's breakfast
[03:24:38] <Fnord666> but it won't be the first time rehash has "rehashed" some html
[03:24:39] <chromas> I pity the dog who has to eat that
[03:24:47] <Fnord666> :)
[03:25:02] <Fnord666> I like dogs too much to do that to em
[03:25:32] * Fnord666 tosses it into the cat's dish
[03:28:08] <Fnord666> Looks like the bot's coming along though
[03:28:48] * chromas brushes the dog and constructs a hat from all the shedding
[03:30:07] <Fnord666> #submit https://marketingland.com
[03:30:08] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:30:09] <exec> └─ 13Study: Telecoms have been throttling YouTube and Netflix since demise of net neutrality - Marketing Land
[03:30:33] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:30:34] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[03:30:47] <chromas> Oh no! They're doing what the law that hadn't taken affect yet said they couldn't?
[03:30:48] * chromas hangs head
[03:31:00] <chromas> #smake MrPlow
[03:31:00] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with an Argumentum Ad Hitlerum
[03:31:12] <chromas> I wonder why it doesn't like to the actual sub
[03:32:45] <chromas> shit
[03:33:06] <chromas> I forgot I was 2ing Alexa, now I hit save and it turns out JR already did it
[03:33:27] * chromas wishes there was und
[03:33:28] <chromas> o
[03:34:32] * chromas sends him a note
[11:31:42] <Bytram> 🌮submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[11:31:43] <upstart> Submitting "Superradiance: Quantum effect detected in tiny diamonds"...
[11:32:04] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[12:25:35] <Bytram> Fnord666: Congrats on officially posting your 2,400th story! https://soylentnews.org
[12:25:40] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[12:25:43] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[19:10:19] <takyon> #submit https://www.phoronix.com
[19:10:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:10:21] <exec> └─ 1310 Reasons Linux Gamers Might Want To Pass On The NVIDIA RTX 20 Series - Phoronix
[19:10:45] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:10:47] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[19:10:47] <takyon> #submit https://9to5google.com
[19:10:48] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[19:11:13] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:11:15] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[19:11:56] <takyon> #submit https://www.anandtech.com
[19:11:57] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[19:11:59] <exec> └─ 13Samsung Adds 32 GB UDIMMs to Memory Lineup
[19:12:39] <takyon> 🌮submit https://www.anandtech.com
[19:12:40] <upstart> Submitting "Samsung Adds 32 GB UDIMMs to Memory Lineup"...
[19:12:41] <exec> └─ 13Samsung Adds 32 GB UDIMMs to Memory Lineup
[19:13:02] <upstart> Sub-ccess! https://soylentnews.org
[19:30:20] <takyon> ~eds whoever is running the new IRC bot should limit it to scraping the first 1-3 paragraphs
[19:30:21] <exec> editor ping for takyon (reason: whoever is running the new irc bot should limit it to scraping the first 1-3 paragraphs): janrinok n1 nick Bytram cmn32480 coolhand takyon bytram|away Fnord666 FatPhil mrpg chromas fyngyrz
[20:11:36] <cmn32480> takyon - that'd be chromas